/baw/ - General Discussion

i feel like anonex will just have his plus4 board specific icons in the reskin instead of traditional banners, but i will accept banner submissions to put in rotation on /z/ 300x100

I've updated the board frontend to the latest work in progress version. This is a total rewrite that purges nearly all old code, which is why it took so long to make. It does not yet have everything I want to add, but it is already five times more powerful than the old site and makes the place so much easier to use. With this update, we are closer to parity with other imageboards out there, both in features, and in site layout, but we are not there yet. Some highlights are: - entire front-end rewritten from scratch, with nearly all of the old code base purged from this side (the backend has not been touched to avoid compatibility issues). - new responsive layout, with a more old school imageboard mode. The layout is based on the browser window size. On desktop PCs, it looks like a traditional imageboard, but on tablet or collapsed windows, it looks like the previous plus4chan layout. I may make a switch later to force either style, should you guys have a preference. For now, if you prefer the old style, just resize the browser window to half width (under 1180px). On Windows you can do this just by dragging the tab to the side border of your screen. - new, fixed position "popup" style quick reply. This one has a huge amount of additions which I hope will make posting much easier, thereby encouraging our posters to be more active. Note that most of these enhancements require Javascript. About the new quick reply: - fixed positioning, and on desktops you can drag it around. - "currently posting" status and file upload progress are shown. - warns you if you close the quick reply with a post written inside. - counts down until you can make your next post. You can queue your next post during the countdown. This makes it easier to make image dumps without running into flood detection errors. - quoted posts get highlighted while you are posting. - keyboard shortcuts added for Spoiler, (ctrl+s), Bold (ctrl+b), Italic (ctrl+i), and Underlined (ctrl+u) text. Also, ESC will close the quick reply. More shortcut suggestions are welcome. - always shows name fields if you use a name; automatically hides the name fields if you post anonymously (it was the other way around previously, and as a result posters tended to forget about resetting their names, usually when using the name field as a makeshift thread subject). - speaking of which - after a long absence, the subject field is back. Theme changes: - retired the Ghost theme (it was terrible, really). - Greygreen theme re-added from the old boards. - Buri and Futaba tweaked a bit to look closer to the classic Kusaba and Kusaba X versions. - Babby removed (it was pointless) - new template: Plus4, based on our static pages. - new template: Heroes, based on Heroes of Might & Magic III. If you find any issues with the templates, please post them here. other minor changes: - font sizes increased. - Replies to a post are now listed. - backlinks can now be copied into a post and still work. - images are now lazy loaded (natively, without javascript). - the post number is broken up to two parts, the "No." part will link to the thread, while the post number will open a quick reply. - there's a new "permalink" icon in the corner. You can use that to link to any post and have it highlighted by default. - report and delete buttons now have loading status indicators. - inline reference has a loading status indicator too. - hovering over the >>postnumber will highlight the referenced post. - WEBM/MP4 expansions now use the same design as the youtube and vimeo windows. Additionally, the "close video" trigger was moved to the top, so they don't conflict with the seekbar controls. - post passwords are set to last only your current session, so if you close your browser, they are gone. This may be tweaked in the future. - thread hider fixed and can store much more posts now. - rss feeds were tweaked to use the thread numbers as feed categories. - NSFW images on NSFW boards will now say "VERY NSFW" on the thumbnail. You can also make "VERY NSFW SPOILERS". - fixed a bug that prevented janitors to view the janitor board (which is not as funny as you think, since our janitors actually do their jobs). Now that the new code is live, I'll be able to add new stuff more frequently. So expect more frequent updates from now on. Please report any bugs here, so I can fix them as soon as possible. I'd also like to ask you to post any suggestions or additions you would like to see on the site. Lastly, please use the site as much as you can! And please, spread the word: plus4chan is alive. Well, enjoy the new board, and let's hope I did not leave any critical bugs in there.

Popular type of thread. Suppose people have alot of images they need an outlet to share. >>422860

This thread is for the birds. post birds.

After 8 years its time for a new gif thread Remembrance to the forebears >>394061

Last one has been done for a while >>407672 Let's get absolutely crazy once again. No explanation, no context, just madness.

Speak Your Mind: Your opinion matters to us! Let us know what you think.™ edition. Old thread here: >>418819

New WebM thread, get to posting. Link to the last one >>392214

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! Sex thread, because the new boards are dead and this was one of my favorite longtime discussions on the old /baw/. This is the thread for >Sexual questions of any nature >Sex toys >Fetish discussion Just don't be a dick, and use NSFW tags where necessary.

>>418329 Because sharing content is what the internet was made for. Let's have another.

Someone dismissed the idea of such a thread but it actually seems worthwhile. A place where you can post links to videos you encounter and feel worth sharing or talk about particular channels you like. https://www.youtube.com/user/jastownsendandson/videos To get it rolling would bring up the Townsends channel. Its about American colonial-era history and re-enactment and is ran by an extremely charming little man named Jon Townsend. Like there's alot of interesting historical details you can pick up there, but mainly I tend to watch the cooking episodes while eating, where they have him or some other people cooking 18th century recipes taken from cookbooks of the time. Its just an extremely comfy channel to watch. First got into it while I was bed-ridden for a time and not able to do very much. So what things would other feel are worthwhile enough to share?

People love animal threads so much the old one is weighted down and no long buoyant. Let's have another? Bulldog Obsessed With His Skateboard Hates When His Parents Try To Take It Away From Him | The Dodo

post and talk about swords, knifes, and any other sharp item that's illegal in Scotland.

Guns Thread. Post Guns. (Talk about guns too I guess)

Politics Thread #20: The Lukewarm War May 9th is Victory Parade Day in russia, how will vladdy turn everything around? 2 more days, Believe in the plan.

our mods are better edition >>405887 New thread to avoid memory overflow

I don't remember this place ever having a good filename thread. So, let's have one! For the purpose of maximizing fun, all kind of content is welcome (except lewd). (if the moderators are okay with it)

Welcome to the Health and Fitness Thread! aka. Ask Slowpoke Anything: The Thread

Wanna party?

I appreciate Liru and all she has done to make imageboards, nay... LIFE so fantastic for the world. I just can't imagine what my life would be like without her. Probably worse and for that, I am eternally grateful. Thank You.

Starting one because I have a question but let's have it be general purpose for anyone that comes along. I was messing around and broke one of the fans on the laptop cooling pad/stand I have it sitting on. Need to replace it, does anyone have advice on what model I should buy this time? The old one just had two fans, one of my friends sent me it. Can I truly call myself part of the Master Race if the new one doesn't have 18 revolving blades and cause me to die of hypothermia when activated?

Let's get some green text going! >Thanksgiving dinner >Surrounded by shills and simps >Mom needs to stop prostituting >Her clients ate all the cranberry sauce >Such assholes Pic unrelated

[YTP] Night of the Living JOJ

Wanted to do this for a long time. It goes like this: you post a photo of some part of the world, and others will try and guess the country. Nature is preferable, but cities are okay, I guess. If 5 posts get it wrong, someone else can post another photo. Naturally, I'll go first. Hint: it's somewhere in Europe.

Tell me about your fetishes /baw/

POST YOUR DREAMS! My last one was something that could make a decent fanfiction. It was a mashup of Prometheus, Avengers, and Pacific Rim. Basically, it is the future, and anti-gravity vehicles are the norm. The dream starts somewhere far away, where an Architect was revived from deep sleep. He vows to destroy mankind, his creation, because we are not perfect. He says all that telepathically, due to his vocal chords being cut. He calls his fellow architects, and they get together a fleet of spaceships to fly to Earth and destroy it. I am one of the few humans who learn of this first (forgot how), and I learn hat while at a picnic with a larger group of people, in a forest. After seeing the ships approach and leveling the forest, I grab the nearest speeder bike (junk, but operational and defies gravity!) and ride to my home. After I get there, I tell everyone the news (they are my friends in the dream, despite being complete strangers now that I look back). So, from the windows of the apartment, we see the Architect ships (different than the ones from Prometheus) slowly destroy the city. The human race then decides to quickly go through with a defense program. To fight monsters, we will create monsters. Very quickly. But instead of giants robots, we use magical bullshit science to make superheroes out of people. Those superheroes would make a defense team strong enough to defeat all the asshole creator aliens. The plan is successful, and my dream ends with the first batch of superheroes testing their new powers before going to fight the Architects. I also remember there being one lizard girl testing her freeze powers and looking happy after seeing they worked. Anything you seen in your sleep worthy of talking about?

Cartoon GIFs should go to /co/, pahleeease.

I wish to start a thread solely for the compiling of random reaction images as a whim. Be a dear and contribute to it please.

you guys like cars?

MP3 thread?

We should have an ASMR board.

What's the best way to feel like you have a good writing idea even when it contains tropes?

Can we get a lolcat thread up in here?

is it kino?

>be me >starten new politikal partei >name en Osterreich Vaterlend Frünt >creat das militari Heimwehr >bekompf chancellor die osterreich >fëls gut man >createn die ständestaat >allywithmussolini.jpg >fight en das civilkreig >banned die nazional sozialiche >das pëople lüve me >refusen die elaborate furter

What boards are on this site but not listed on the main page? I just found out about /a/ and as a newfag I want to learn more of them. Help is appreciated.

Last one has been autosaged off the front page for a bit now, get a fresh one going. >>420025

Politics Thread #19: The Last One Cheers to all as we fade away with the year, but most especially to our friends from /pol/.

Animal thread This is the thread for posting all your animals that aren't birds

Old one seems to have disappeared into another dimension. For maximum WAT, consider abstaining from explaining or providing links.

this is just a test

Where can I get test banks

I like the Dark Crystal. Do you like Dark Crystal?

I tried doing this on /asp/ but they let that shit enter the archives unceremoniously. How many fags here are actually interested in this sport, and how are you doing now that the Kingly Beer disease has cooped you up? This thread can become a general afterwards if you give enough of a shit about it.

Windows 10 has a built-in emoji panel now (winkey + dot). What the fuck. 😯😩😭

New Screencap Thread because the previous one is in autosage >>415045

Speak Your BRAIN!: Thought for Food edition Old thread here: >>415307

is there anybuddy out there?

Let's have another one since the previous was so popular >>418510

WebM Thread Can we have a webm thread? I swore there was already one. Did it get deleted?

Sup guys? I'm in my mid thirties, matured, and have a stable life. It's me: NEET. By definition no longer NEET age wise, and gee, the first thing I thought about was you guys. To the oldfags in here: How has life treated you? Achievements, Failures? What's up?

I forgot this site existed like 6 years ago. What'd I miss?

Since it is a good thing to do, I made a YouTube Poop thread. Revel in its brilliance! Don't do drugs kids, watch You…

AKA: Cooking With Hunger! In an effort to become more involved with this website I'm going to try actually make a cooking thread. Like the Lets play thread on /cog/ (not as entertaning, I know) this is a thread for showing recipes and videos that we like. Especially the youtube cooking videos. What/who to trust. What recipes make just fire not food. Stuff like that. And requests for recipes too. Here are two channels to start off. Cooking With Dog: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpprBWvibvmOlI8yJOEAAjA Alton Brown's Youtube (not Food networks)Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfDNi1aEljAQ17mUrfUjkvg I'll try to not let this be another wasted thread. Stay hungry friends.

Buying an ad is just inviting shitposters. Why did you do it?

I What country (state for U.S.) does /baw/ live in ?

so what is goin on here?

New Paradigm

hey guys ill ask something im using https://archived.moe/ and it says im in ghost mode and nobody replies to me does that mean im invisible there?

If this virus BS provokes martial law in the USA, I will be setting off a lot of homemade fireworks on a 10 minute timer along with a pair of speakers blasting Green Day's "Governator", and watching from afar as the wasps in green storm the area looking to deal some injustice. Anyone else making plans for the slim chance that this happens? Pic possibly related but I'm still trying to figure out how...

WE’RE BACK, BABY REGULAR POSTERS, REPORT FOR DUTY

We need some fucking content here. Post an image here you don't know where else to post.

After half year, the board software has finally been updated. Please use this thread for bug reports, questions, and suggestions.

With the turn of the decade comes a turn of ownership: As of today, Black Hand is officially the owner/operator of plus4chan. I have the utmost confidence in them, Black Hand has done more for this site in the two years they've been involved than I did in the prior three from when I took over+time prior to that when I was just a mod. And I did let the site languish (including an attempted murder), so I don't deserve any outgoing speech. Instead, I want to offer thanks: - Thanks to the mods who have continued to check in from time to time and help keep things in order - Thanks to Anonex for creating p4c, and for putting up with my shit when I took ownership - Thanks to Black Hand for the blood and sweat poured into the site, and saving this place from death - Finally, thanks to you, the regular users who have continued to use this site despite my neglect With this, I will be "officially" parting plus4chan as well. I haven't been active as a poster on p4c in years, and most work has been done by mods and Black Hand; I've been a sugar daddy, at best. I'll still be monitoring reported posts for a bit, and maybe helping with some conceptualization, so perhaps I'll pop up from time to time; but, with my personal issues, my involvement will be minimal and probably not go past the next New Year. I wish you all the best, and I hope that under Black Hand this community can thrive to the heights it once did and beyond.

Hi all. I was wondering if it's possible to delete a thread from the archive? It has a bunch of old art I'm kinda ashamed to have up somewhere and would much rather it was just all gone haha

Yet another crazy ideas thread. Would it be that controversial if museums and airlines introduced free, mandatory gags to put over your babies mouth when they start crying? Or even a bloody plastic bag?

THE ARCHIVES ARE STILL DEAD! BRING THEM BACK! BRING BACK THE PLUS4CHAN ARCHIVES!

Help RMS defeat the tranny faggot sjws destroying Free Software. Learn the truth of what is happening and spread these links everywhere. https://sterling-archermedes.github.io/ https://medium.com/@whoisylvia/richard-stallman-has-been-vilified-by-those-who-dont-know-him-a3907b25b4c7 https://jorgemorais.gitlab.io/justice-for-rms/ https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/libreplanet-discuss/2019-09/msg00259.html https://blog.frantovo.cz/c/377/ https://fsforce.noblogs.org/ https://trisquel.info/en/forum/free-software-force-calling-support https://www.muylinux.com/2019/09/27/richard-stallman-gnu-free-software-force/ https://gnu.support/richard-stallman/Ludovic-Court%C3%A8s-Guix-is-accusing-Stallman-of-Thoughtcrime-on-his-own-domain-GNU-org.html https://geoff.greer.fm/2019/09/30/in-defense-of-richard-stallman/ https://neritam.wordpress.com/2019/10/11/no-justification-for-stallmans-resignation/ My Thoughts on the Richard Stallman "Scandal" MIT scientist Richard Stallman taken down by vicious media smears https://watchkin.com/y/7UbQ1kc1vQU ##rms on irc.freenode.org https://medium.com/@gbatmarx/dear-selam-ddfb55f46fed?source=---------1------------------ https://medium.com/@tossing.bark/remove-stallman-you-say-and-everyone-else-horrible-in-tech-fd4b1446b0a1 https://maslinux.es/batalla-en-la-fsf-cuaderno-de-bitacora-i/ http://techrights.org/2019/10/18/gnu-is-rms/ LONG LIVE RMS AND FREE SOFTWARE!

The Plus4chan Facebook group was just archived

Speak Your Mind: S U M M M E R edition Please remember to brush and floss your teeth. Old thread here ==> >>411618

AHEM... Hello hello… I come in peace.

So I recently discovered this site. First of all I appreciate that this place is fully functional without JS. I would like to know if the board software is available. I would love to use it in my site. How does this site control spam though?

https://boards.plus4chan.org/b/

Previous thread: >>409421

ZIN-URU Poderoso Mantra de Toth Zim Uru

Tumblr raw images are no longer accessible. You're now stuck with shitty 1280px downscales. https://www.reddit.com/r/userscripts/comments/9605e8/ https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblrhelp/comments/961vqf/ complain to: https://www.tumblr.com/support https://twitter.com/tumblr

what if... you had a gun?

>breaks the site

Does this shit work?

plus4chan will close enter read-only mode 1/1/2018 is on double-secret probation No excuses, no speeches, announcement only, final destination. anonymoose.chan@gmail.com I have been approached by someone who is not only going to fix the code, but will also help me handle at least some of the day-to-day administration. This is pro bono so I don't have a date for when it will be complete, but at that time we will do a soft-relaunch with the updated software. Until that time, +4 will remain open unless/till we get a nastyspam, and then it will go read-only either for a short time or until improvements are complete. For when read-only mode kicks in, here are some temporary refugee** locations set up by others:Discord: https://discord.gg/bxxAvyQ8ch.net /plus4chan/* Assuming I remember to, anyway ** Yes, I understand the amusing scenario of having a refugee location for a site that was started as a refugee location

HEY PLUS4CHAN!19 DAYS BEFORE YOU DIE!

Im the only one who dont want plus4chan to close?(pls dont dont die plus4chan)

/tek/ thread time! Ever since I gave Tiki advice on getting a new desktop, I've been wanting to share my experience with how my own build went, and I figure I ought to do that already. I think I got a pretty solid design here: http://pcpartpicker.com/p/ZWHvRB Portability since I want to lug it between my parent's houses, decent in most areas of performance, very solid power supply, damage resistant motherboard. Unfortunately I hadn't ordered anything online before, and asked my mom for help. After some confusion with credit cards, we ended up going with a different case, this one to be exact: http://pcpartpicker.com/part/silverstone-case-sstps07b Don't know how well my first choice would have done, but I'm having some issues with the one I went with. There's two fans on the case, but the connectors won't hook up directly to the power supply, and the motherboard only has one fan connector. This leads to some overheating problems that aren't helped be the generally cramped nature of the case of the thick cables used the power supply taking up so much space - thankfully most of them were taken out since it's modular, but that's probably why they're so thick. Not to mention the door over the intake that I need to remember to open whenever I set the computer down. Not as bad as long as I don't run too much as once, brush the dust off the intake filters and keep the door over it open. I'll have to see if removing the dust lets me get past that one level of Quantum Conundrum (Road to higher Learning) that's been making my machine crash by the time I reach the end. Other than that, performance it pretty good. Windows 8 in nicer than Vista but I don't like what it's done to Search, I like having the pane and being able to use advanced search without going to a separate window. Backing things up weekly to the other hard drive is nice. In addition to looking for a way to hook up both fans, I'll want to see if I can put the solid state hard drive in a removable case and just move that between similarly built machines instead of moving the whole machine around.

Where do you guys go now that plus4chan is closing down and maybe 4chan too? Take me with you

This is the end, dear The time of night when we delight in turning in But, please remember It's not goodbye, but just until we meet again

Politics Thread #18: “Oh, What Now?” Edition Previous Edition: >>414457 Because that is basically what people ask every time Ol’ 45 opens his goddamn mouth.

How do you feel about fat cosplayers?

One of the best TPS I've ever played, I've been playing this in the last 10 years and this game never gets old. It's amazing all the different things you can do and the different game modes you can play. "EuroGunZ - GunZ The Duel" left the game (VAC banned)

Politics Thread #17: “We’re All Going to Fucking Die” Edition Previous Thread: >>413917 Between Ol’ 45’s desire to use nukes, North Korea’s launching of missiles, and the rolling back of environmental regulations, we are basically one disaster away from living in a goddamned wasteland. So…yeah.

SPEAK YOUR MIND: I Lied or 2016+1 edition Please remember to keep politics in the politics thread. Thank you. old thread >>407369

Regressives want to ban Justice and Liberty in favor for nannystatism, as like most 12 year olds they require parenting.

New Screencap thread: 24 Hours Remain Old thread here >>392080

Wallpaper thread. This is a general purpose thread for computer and phone wallpapers. I'm generally going to post 1680-1050 and 480-800 rez wallpapers, but other resolutions are fine too.

Nazis flee before Justice and Liberty, as like most 12 year olds they think girls will give them cooties.

Punch a Nazi near you today

hi people

Aaaaand Perry to Energy. Great.

So barring some OTHER turn of events nobody predicted, this is what we have to deal with for awhile.

Speak Your Mind: LOUD DANCE PARTY MUSIC or /z/ existsedition old thread >>405433 p.s. when you make a new thread for an old thread please remember to link back to the old thread. Thank you.

>>397600 New thread to avoid singularity

Politics Thread 11 — Let’s Get This Over With Edition Previous Political Windbaggery: >>409953 Welp. This thread should last us until the election.

I don't know how I got here. What is this place?

This is a thread to talk about SPORTS.

THIS IS THE THREAD TO TALK ABOUT THE CURRENT DEATHS OF THE POPULAR, INFLUENTIAL AND IMPORTANT. OR EVEN FRIENDS, FAMILY OR PETS. IF SOMEONE HAS LEFT THIS MORTAL COIL, POST IT HERE.

/x/Thread A thread for all things terrifying, paranormal, the occult, scary pictures/videos and also creepypastas. Please try to remember to at least use spoilers on vaguely gore-like images.

Reposting from previous thread: Trump's week in review (a significant part of the list is compiled by a ThinkProgress editor and I'm sure /pol/-kun has a nice fresh infographic that will make it all go away): 1. Decisively lost the Presidential debate, being crushed by 30-40 points on all proper polls on the matter. 2. This caused him to collapse completely in all major election polls (save for LA Times, so I'm sure /pol/-kun will say all the others were rigged). 3. Spent a significant part of the week saying scientific polling was unreliable. 4. Had a really bizarre obsession with Alicia Machado 5. Was revealed to have been in Playboy softcore at one point AND to have forced a spouse to pose for playboy for a fee he negotiated. 6. Claimed during the debate he was too classy to bring up Bill Clinton's affairs, which he has spent the week since doing. 7. Claimed in a call to the NYT on Bill Clinton's affairs that he himself had never had an affair (This is not the case). 8. Went around screaming that various persons attached to Hillary investigations etc had pleaded the 5th and should be ashamed for doing so. Aside from this being an enshrined constitutional right, it's one he made use of 97 times to avoid admitting to the aforementioned affairs that he falsely insists he hasn't had. 9. During the debate, he bragged that he was able to avoid any taxes, implying that people who paid taxes weren't smart. Once again, many millions of people watched said debate. Since this, the NYT has been sent his taxes by a leak within Trump Tower and hooooo boyyyy 10. Had the deranged rant about denying that he supported Iraq by referring to a fictional conversation with Sean Hannity. 11. USA Today and the WSJ, which traditionally refuse to weigh in on elections, came out and declared him a threat to the nation. 12. The Arizona Republic, for the first time in its 100someodd years of existence, supported Hillary as their first Democrat ever. 13. Claimed Google was in a conspiracy to suppress negative news about Clinton. 14. Said that Holt did a great job moderating the debate, and has since spent the week saying Holt rigged the debate for Hillary (a debate he continues to insist that he actually won anyway). 15. Threatened to boycott the 2nd and 3rd debates. 16. Newsweek revealed he'd violated the embargo on Cuba, which his campaign manager then inadvertently confirmed on national tv. 17. Attempted to appeal to young women with an ad telling them their most important job was being mothers. 18. Demanded Obama not pardon Hillary, who has not been convicted, or indeed charged, with any crime for which she would need a pardon. 19. Had the Washington Post reveal that the Trump Foundation was not actually legally allowed to be soliciting funds. 20. Claimed Merkel was the foreign leader he most admired after a campaign of repeatedly attacking her. 21. Told a New Hampshire tv outlet that he was very proud of promoting birther shit. 22. Was endorsed by David Fucking Duke. 23. Had trump golfing employees reveal that he wanted to fire women who weren't pretty enough. 24. Forbes reported an 800$ million dollar loss for him last year.

/baw/ keeps saying sex is overrated. Give me some evidence, post a list of things that are better than sex. I triple dare ya.

Readin’ Thread Book recommendations, links to good articles/stories, whatever you wanna talk about in regards to literature and what you’re reading—all of it goes here. NO POLITICS.

Crowd celebrating Bastille day was rammed by a truck, killing more than eighty and wounding a hundred and fifty more. First thread resurrect.

Screencap thread: Dawn of a new day.

Bad times in France, Trump VP, etc, etc, smash the right

LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC!

Go to http://www.2chan.net/ or http://www.2ch.net/ and bring something back!

Old thread is not bumping anymore.

The WAT thread. No links, images only plz.

These threads are going to spill out into the streets at some point I swear

The /baw/dies of Plus4chan. A thread for discussion of body modification both planned and long since healed! This is one I'm planning on getting on my back, I just got get and artist who can give Sobek and the Yatagarusu the same theme as Taweret and the Hand of Hamsa so the art styles don't clash.

Speak Your Mind: Post-Transfer Edition Hey, uh...whoever's in charge up there in the plus4 Flying Fortress...do you think we can get the plus4 favicon on all the boards now? Just a thought. ANYWHO. SYM, fuckers!

Richard Dawkins suffered a stroke. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/feb/12/richard-dawkins-has-stroke-on-eve-of-australia-and-new-zealand-tour Serves him right for criticizing Islam, which is an oppressed religion, not an oppressor religion like Christianity. Also for word-raping girls in elevators. Last shitpost from previous thread >Scalia was found with a pillow over his head with unwrinkled bed clothes, according to the lodge owner. >Judge was the one who declared it to be a heart attack, and she did it without seeing the body. >She also barred the ME from doing an autopsy or even taking a cursory look at the body. >Then she sent the body to the funeral facility to be embalmed. >What the fuck is going on?

When did the design of this place get to be so hideous?

"One of the most effective self defence techniques is screaming effectively." - Queensland Police, With Honor We Serve

Politics thread. Spartacus edition.

"It's always winter in the middle of Antarctica" edition.

Obligatory reminder that it is not just "two parties going at each other" drama; all types of human organization is politics.

Politics. Last one is at 400+.

Politics.

Old boards are now "officially" closed and are in archive status, so I thought it time for a new thread now that most kinks have been worked out and to get the GIANT FIRST POST off the front page. See below for a brief Q&A. Also use this thread to report any technical problems you run into. Special thanks to Secret for their help in getting these new boards set up. Oh yeah, we have a radio again: http://boards.plus4chan.org/rad.php

ITT: We say something we like about our appearance. It doesn't matter how significant or insignificant it is. For example, I have centrally heterochromatic eyes. >inb4 self-depreciative comment saying you don't like anything about yourself come on, give it a try.

Politics thread. Old one is past 400.

Cleaning up my HDD. Just gonna post this before I delete it. Random images you never get to post thread, I guess.

Speak Your Mind: Pearl is So Done With Your Bullshit Edition There’s shit going on in the last SYM thread that should stay there. Don’t bring it into this one.

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I don't think she's going to win, she's a trap for democratic voters and her record speaks for itself. 1. Her one job as first lady was her health care initiative, which failed monumentally. 2. She only got a senate seat because her only opponent, the far more popular Rudy Guiliani, got cancer. 3. Despite serving two senate terms and being the most recognizable name in the senate, she doesn't have a single piece of legislation actually pass with her name on it. 4. She mostly worked alone in the senate, she never reached across party lines to the other side, and she never got anyone in her own party to co-sponsor a bill. 5. Despite being the most recognizable candidate, during the height of terror fears and a failing economy she lost the presidential nomination to an anonymous marxist black man whose middle name is Hussein and last name rhymes with Osama. 6. Her pity job of Secretary of State had one major goal: Resetting relations with Russia. I don't know if you're checking major news networks, but we're pretty much entering a new cold war with them. 7. The same Secretary of State position also has a single basic objective, to protect embassy staff. Without this staff protected, the country loses links to other nations which makes diplomacy hard. Bazing-*cough* I mean, Benghazi. A really cool sound bite of her saying it doesn't matter, which her opponent can replay 24/7 on TV. 8. Feminist vote? Forget about it, she's on record giggling about defending a rapist she knew was guilty. Another sound bite to play on television campaign ads 24/7. 9. Oh I suppose women might throw her a pity vote because Bill mouthfucked a girl in the oval office... If they didn't know that Bill Clinton has been sterile from birth due to a medical condition. Guess where Hillarys daughter comes from... think about it... ding ding ding! A fucking affair. 10. Her book, which contains the juiciest presidential scandal in living memory, somehow managed to flop. 11. She manufactures gaffes like a dedicated asian child laborer. Pic related. tl;dr She's disloyal, dishonorable and incompetent. Any presidential opponents she fights have a mountain of historical dirt to throw at her if they want to. Her only hope is that they take pity on her and pull their punches.

Old thread closed due to aids

LAST TIME ON SYM! >>397014 Friendly reminder to buckle-up while riding in a moving vehicle. It might save your life.

Poor Zimmie survives another assassination attempt. http://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/2015/05/dean-weingarten/zimmerman-shooting-assassination-attempt/

General Confession General. No confession is too small. If I pee in the toilet at work and it's clear, I don't bother flushing. I did this three times last shift.

>On the Previous Episode of SYM: >>395979 I have a $20 gift card to Barnes & Noble. However, I rarely read these days. Any suggestions for what to buy? Ideally not books, but a book is fine too

Guess I'll ask this here. Anyone know any good antivirus software. I'm getting a new computer and I'm trying to get it ready. I know enough to get Windows Defender and Malwarebytes. I'm just wondering if there's anything else I should be looking for.

Speak Your Political Mind: Because God Knows We Need This Thread All the political discussion goes here. Try not to get too pissed off at each other.

Is it just me or has this site's activity gone way down in the past two years?

Does anyone, by chance, have the very old images from the Child Abduction thread? Someone's TV got stuck on an image of Bill from King of the Hill, with the caption "CHILD ABDUCTION" over his head. And it stayed that way for hours. Pincture semi-related

"The worst" threads are a tradition of sorts, but I say it's about time for the opposite. Here, you post the BEST things DA can provide. Any style is welcome, including photography.

I Must Go, My People Need Me Edition I've always wanted to claim a SYM thread, and now that I've decided to fuck right off from this board for good I might as well take it while I can. Later, dweebs. You were all pretty terrible and circlejerky, but I liked most of you. Some of you. Like 10 of you.

What's the most painful thing that ever happened to you?

Happy new year, you fucks.

Six Nights at Speak Your Mind Most recent one hit the bump limit. We’re almost at the end of the year. How was your 2014? Mine wasn’t all that good or bad. Just kinda…meh.

So is there something wrong with boards like /pco/? I mean it tells me I'm posting a duplicate file for an image in a thread that supposedly isn't on the board anymore. And when I post images to a thread they won't show up n matter how much I refresh, flush the dns, etc it doesn't show up but insists it was posted. Da fahk mang!

What the fuck happened to this websight

Can we have one of these threads here?

Old thread was at bump limit >>393117

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/sep/07/scotland-independence-campaign-yes-poll-yougov Terror threatens the greatest monarchy on Earth today, as the Scottish foolishly endanger British power in Europe by attempting to break up the world's 6th largest economy, perhaps hoping to follow this up by selling the entire island to the French. Thoughts /baw/?

I don't know if this belongs here on in /pco/. HF is removing lolicon and shotacon from its site, people were quick to say paheal but as far as I understand paheal is removing those too. >It is becoming more and more clear that images depicting "child sex abuse" in cartoon form are against the law and agencies are beginning to crack down on such content online. >we will also be actively trying to remove this content from paheal in the future. >there is no question that such content will lead to paheal being taken offline in the future and, from a personal standpoint, I simply dont want to host such images on paheal. http://rule34.paheal.net/wiki/Notes Its undated so I'm unsure. The issue now is how can we save content from these sites that may be lost forever?

Yay first autosage of /baw/ (I think). Old thread: >>391735 Lots of bad shit happening this week, but Super Corgi can save us.

Ask me things here, don't get b& on /co/

4chan just broke. Can we have another 4chan Wahmbulance thread?

So Net Neutrality is dead.

>Dead Holy Shit on a Shingle! I didn't see that one coming. >Suicide Double holy SHIT!

Have you ever won anything in your life? Anything at all?

Speak. Your. Mind. For clarification: New layout is still coming (it will be done by September 2nd (next week)), but at least this isn't as thin as it was before.

ITT: YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD WHEN... ...They no longer accept you for certain jobs because of the age limit.

Let's address this latest shitstorm on the media: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2649077/Im-not-racist-I-black-cousin-Stripper-defends-caught-camera-unleashing-vile-hate-filled-tirade-black-man-starting-car-scaring-children.htm tl;dr Some creep harasses a mentally ill stripper with her kids in front of a mall. But then she calls him a nigger. Who's in the wrong, the stripper or the dude? Shes Puerto Rican, is she still allowed to say the nigger word? Nobody knows! And the media is reaping the benefits.

What do you personally think will happen to you if you die?

Lots of stuff happening in Wide Wide World of Sports. What's going on?

info from on high: anonex says dreamhost migrated the server and lost files uploaded between may 12th around 4:30pm pacific, and this morning may 14th around 10:30am pacific this affected all of plus4chan including the old boards, but i've cleaned up most of the mess here on the new boards if you see a post you made with "file: deleted" and the post time is between the times above it was only deleted because the file was already gone and so that you won't get conflicts when trying to re-upload board transition thread post bugs here i won't do any changes to the layout or cosmetic fixes unless it is a severe bug, anonex is going to reskin it eventually i copied over starchan's radio, you can get to it here: //boards.plus4chan.org/rad.php it just scrapes all boards for audio, mp3s are turned on for /baw/ and /mtv/ oekaki is turned on for /baw/ and /draw/ and /pco/ and /cod/ get Marcello's JTablet for a better oekaki time if you have trouble with oekaki, latest java update blocks a lot of stuff for increased security.to add an exemption follow the official instructions OR on windows go to start>programs>java>configure java click on the security tab click edit site list add "http://boards.plus4chan.org" a lot of people probably don't know the dicerolls filter [roll 1d20] rolls 1 die with 20 sides, [roll 2d6] rolls 2 dice with 6 sides each, etc [roll 1d12+2] rolls 1 die with 12 sides and gives it +2 modifier, also works with minus [roll 1d20vs10] rolls 1 die with 20 sides and compares it to 10 and displays win/loss/tie, modifiers on rolls with vs work the same way, [roll 1d20-4vs10] dice are enabled on /baw/ and /cog/ and /z/ created bbcode wordfilters and enabled them on all boards since you guys used them before? [spoiler]spoiler[/spoiler] = spoiler [b]bold[/b] = bold [s]strike[/s] = strike [i]italic[/i] = italics [u]underline[/u] = underline for the oldfag impaired, #fortune goes in the name field (except on forced anon boards, then it goes in the email field) fortune is turned on for /baw/ and /z/ and /pco/ and /draw/