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A thread for all things terrifying, paranormal, the occult, scary pictures/videos and also creepypastas.
Please try to remember to at least use spoilers on vaguely gore-like images.
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
>A thread for all things terrifying
Politics does not count, BTW.
Heavens Gate requirement video.
//youtube.com/watch?v=m74KOFZYOWM
https://www.youtube.com/user/MarbleHornets/videos?flow=grid&view=0&sort=da
Lovecraft: Fear of the Unknown
//youtube.com/watch?v=jg9VCf5einY
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