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No.417925
Nothing Happens: The MovieAnonymous
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No.417926
Anonymous
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>>417925
Why did you feel the need to make a thread about it then?
No.418015
Anonymous
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>>417925
OP SUCKS DICK: THE THREAD
No.418016
Anonymous
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>>418015
ANIMAL DICK
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No.417831
/mtv/ WEBM threadAnonymous
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Want to make this board a little more lively, and threads where you share images seem to be the most active on +4.
Not to mention this is a highly natural thing to have considering the board's media topic.

So please post webms from music videos, television & film here.
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Anonymous
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No.418012
Anonymous
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Shaun of the Dead is a pretty good movie, but I prefer Hot Fuzz. Partly because it isn't a zombie movie.
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Anonymous
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No.417241
Alpharius
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Marvel General: I love the Powerglove, it's so bad or After The Apocalypse Edition
Previous thread ==> >>46850
Remember to use spoilers.
Is it all down hill from here? Has Disney's Marvel cinematic universe set the bar too high? Will audiences ever reach peak super hero fatigue? Is anybody actually watching the Marvel television series?
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Anonymous
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No.418002
Anonymous
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No.418013
Anonymous
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Superhero movies are all garbage.
Have a funny image.
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No.417556
MTV General: Also Post Fucking Music EditionMister Twister
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Men at Work's 3rd album is a tragedy, but when performed live, every time, the songs really shine:
Men At Work Mondays #3 "Man With Two Hearts"youtube thumb
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No.417985
Anonymous
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>>417556
Ok here's a cool piece of music from a movie.
//youtube.com/watch?v=qaENnPkJPVUyoutube thumb
No.417986
Anonymous
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>>417985
Stayin' Aliveyoutube thumb
No.418009
Anonymous
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https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/warner-bros-discovery-executive-pay-david-zaslav-cash-flow-1235341752/

This is fucked, they are essentially going to be paid bonuses whenever they cancel a project.
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No.417577
Amazon's The Lord of the Rings TV seriesAnonymous
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are they really planning on putting sex & nudity into the show?
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No.417942
Anonymous
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So is anyone watching enough of the new show to have an informed opinion on it?
No.417962
Anonymous
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Fuck Warner Bros.

https://www.theverge.com/2022/10/20/23413237/lord-of-the-rings-movie-nft-wb-movieverse-metaverse
No.418008
Anonymous
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Did you love your LotR live-action series? >>417577
Did you love your Hobbit movies spun out into a needless trilogy?

https://www.polygon.com/23612553/new-lord-rings-movies-lotr

Are you ready for them to churn out even more LotR movies?
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No.417945
I Hear The Blues A-Killin'Anonymous
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I've encountered a little comic to storytime, and after going back and forth on the manner decided due to the subject matter /mtv/ would be the most apt place to post it.

With how dead the board is I still hope people notice and enjoy.
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No.417990
Anonymous
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Columbo in... "Backwards Liability"youtube thumb
No.417991
Anonymous
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No.418004
Anonymous
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Random Columbo post.
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No.47827
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
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DC General: Beware the Batgirl Edition
PREVIOUS ISSUE: >>46400

Why Batgirl? Because Warner Bros. has apparently decided to give Joss Whedon a shot at writing, producing, and directing a Batgirl film: http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2017/03/30/joss-whedon-will-direct-batgirl
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No.417987
Anonymous
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This whole Black Adam thing might have revealed the Rock to be a bit of a cock.

Like he tied so much of his ego to the character he was playing in the DC movie he committed fraud to try and make the movie appear to do better than it did.
No.417988
Anonymous
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Why are major comicbook companies so shit?
No.417989
Anonymous
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>>417988
Being drawn by The Rock actually fits Black Adam rather well. They should just not forget that he is, well, a genocidal maniac from ancient times.
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No.417305
Anonymous
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HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE BAKLAVA
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No.417827
Mstr Twstr
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>>417817
There was already a live action/CGi Pinocchio that I seen over 9,000 years ago in the 90s, and that one was pretty good. NuDisney will never top it.
No.417914
Anonymous
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Disney has out of nowhere made another sequel to an old old movie.

Hocus Pocus 2 | Official Trailer | Disney+youtube thumb

Who asked for this, really?
Even saying its not a live-action remake of a former animated instalment is small comfort.
No.417969
Anonymous
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Oh what the fuck.
https://variety.com/2022/film/news/hercules-live-action-disney-tiktok-experimental-joe-russo-guy-ritchie-agbo-1235421454/
This might end up being the worst one so far.
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No.40560
new Doctor Who thread?Anonymous
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Guess who's back, Back again~ Rani's back! Tell a friend~
Also, series 8 premiers on the 23rd of August
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No.417819
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>>417815
You know they'll do a real reboot before we have shit like "The 38th Doctor". Hell; once all the actors for the original 7 are dead, you know they'll hire lookalikes and just do new stories with those versions of the Doctor. I'm genuinely surprised they haven't already done it with the First.
No.417965
Anonymous
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No.417966
Anonymous
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>>417815
They could do a british remake/followup and the doctor would still end up black.
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No.48279
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
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Star Wars Thread: Episode 8 Hype Edition
Previous Thread: >>46050

The new trailer for The Last Jedi is here—that is, if you dare to look at it:
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No.417841
Anonymous
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>>417840
4 year old thread, son.
also, fuck star wars.
No.417860
Anonymous
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All the Star Wars movies outside of the original trilogy were shit.

Youtube link unrelated-
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No.417943
Anonymous
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>>417860
TIE Pilots Test New Stereo Systemyoutube thumb
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No.45709
Anonymous
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Soundcloud thread

Link stuff, and also maybe upload what you've made here as well.

recently made thing: https://soundcloud.com/user-404162053/clickity-clack-get-off-of-my-track
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No.417699
Anonymous
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>>45709
This is the only thing I've listened to on Soundcloud, and that was years and years ago

https://soundcloud.com/biggestproblem/maddox-lost-punk
No.417793
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moon musiq is a netlabel that puts out compilations of industrial, dark ambient, and noise from a diverse set of underground artists. Take a listen

https://moonmusiq.com/#releases

https://moonmusiq.bandcamp.com/album/exotic-functions-a-very-friendly-tribute-to-throbbing-gristle
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Anonymous
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Check out my new album...

https://infinitelivez.bandcamp.com/album/first-they-came-for-the-programmers
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No.40722
Anonymous
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Are you ready for another round of grumpy old men with guns???
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No.417741
Anonymous
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>2014/08/01
what the fuck is plus4chan
No.417742
Anonymous
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>>417741
It's the chan where your grandpa used to shitpost.
No.417881
Anonymous
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>>40722
Grumpy old men you say?
Samaritan - Official Trailer (2022) Sylvester Stallone, Javon “Wanna” Waltonyoutube thumb

But instead of guns and action heroes its old Stallone as an old superhero
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No.40428
Mister Twister
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Let us dedicate a thread to the awesome music of the 80s!

Not the meh; the awesome!

I'll start:
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No.417826
Mstr Twstr
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I neglected the thread, and so will do something about it. Radio hits can go away, non-mainstream is where it's at:
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>>40428
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Anonymous
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>>417867
Why can't Tesla or whoever just license the Pontiac Firebird Trans-am car design, cram all their self-driving car tech inside, and put it on the market like that as a KITT replica? It would be nothing less but the dream car for hundreds of thousands.
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No.40251
The Sneaky Tiki
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RED RUM & THE MURDER DRUM

Let our love be a flame not an ember
Say it's me that you want to dis-member

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No.417664
Anonymous
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RIP Jean-Paul Belmondo, French cinema icon.
Le cercueil de Jean-Paul Belmondo sort sous les applaudissements et au son de "Chi Mai"youtube thumb
No.417810
Anonymous
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RIP Vangelis
Vangelis - Chariots Of Fireyoutube thumb
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No.417811
Anonymous
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So many reports of people passing on, this board is more like an obituary section...
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No.417800
Books you read with your Ears, audiblyAnonymous
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Wasn't sure what board to put this question on; but do people listen to Audio Books?
For the first time I happened to get into one because its both written and read by a comedian I like.
Jimmy Carr - Before & Laughter Audiobookyoutube thumb

Was curious other peoples thoughts on the form of media and more to the point if you have any suggestions on other such to check out.
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Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
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Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
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Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
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Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
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Current time:

2023-03-31 05:34:45