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Want to make this board a little more lively, and threads where you share images seem to be the most active on +4.
Not to mention this is a highly natural thing to have considering the board's media topic.

So please post webms from music videos, television & film here.
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I'm still bummed out about the untimely death of Trevor, dude was almost like the face of the group.
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>>417831
Fuck getting old

Fuck spoonheads
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do you talk like a fag?

is your shit all retarded?
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>>417869
Can a mod come in and delete this off-topic bot post?
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>>417883
This should be the prime example on how to *not* use slow motion.
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Just one dude having a really bad day
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Sick
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Does anyone know the source of this webm?
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>>417909
googling Joe Davola and a dog eating human heart resulted in this:
Dog ate Dan's new heartyoutube thumb
One Tree Hill season 6 episode 18
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>>417910
Thank you for the speedy and accurate response anon.
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This webm is pretty fucking impressive.
But then I realized, they have a guy filming the guy filming the scene.
For what purpose?
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Is the old Addams Family show a good watch?
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>>417920
Oh yes, it absolutely is, it's as good as the 1991 movie, just a bit less extravagant due to being a sitcom as opposed to an expensive movie. It established many of the motifs that all the modern shows and movies later copied (that weren't in the original comic strip). The original creator had a hand in creating the show too, since a lot of things weren't clear from the comic, they just asked him about it. Some parts of it might seem strange because the newer, more popular movies changed them around for reasons. The most prominent example is Wednesday having a sunny disposition over the evil goth persona in the 1991 movie. She was like that in the original strip, they changed it for the movie because it fit Christina Ricci more.

A lot (but not all) of the episodes are also up on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwwhtOnMyjuxQy81h7uJMCdsR-bS-uVaD
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>>417921
>The most prominent example is Wednesday having a sunny disposition over the evil goth persona in the 1991 movie. She was like that in the original strip, they changed it for the movie because it fit Christina Ricci more.
cheery goths are also 'kino', as the kids say.
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>>417924
Both of the Hot Shots! instalments were actually fun parody movies.
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>>417928
Yeah, even if some of the jokes are hit or miss or requires that you know the context or what they are parodying. Case in point, the most meta cameo scene ever:
Hot Shots! Part Deux~I Loved You In Wall Streetyoutube thumb
Charlie Sheen is reprising his scene from Platoon, his dad Martin Sheen is reprising his scene from Apocalypse Now - both are Vietnam movies - and they are commenting on the movie Wall Street, in which they both played... as son and father.
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>>417837
Did the guys from WKUK disband as an official comedy group after Trevor's death or did they still do things together?
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>>417971
which tv movie is that? it looks familiar.
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>>417972
Farscape, sci-fi tv show.
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Shaun of the Dead is a pretty good movie, but I prefer Hot Fuzz. Partly because it isn't a zombie movie.
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SQL statistics:

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time taken: 0.00320196 SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = '5' AND p.`postid` = '417831' AND `parentid` = '0' AND `deleted` = '0' UNION ALL SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, null as total_posts, null as total_files, null as total_image, null as total_audio, null as total_video, null as total_swf, null as unique_ip, null as unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '5' AND `parentid` = '417831' AND `deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `parentid`,`postid` no error (prepared query)
time taken: 0.00095701 SELECT `boardid`, `parentid`, `postid` FROM `kobapost` WHERE (`boardid` = 5 AND `postid` IN(417869)) AND `deleted` = 0 no results

actions:

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Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss

rules in htaccess format:

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2023-03-24 21:24:30