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Books you read with your Ears, audiblyAnonymous
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Wasn't sure what board to put this question on; but do people listen to Audio Books?
For the first time I happened to get into one because its both written and read by a comedian I like.
Jimmy Carr - Before & Laughter Audiobookyoutube thumb

Was curious other peoples thoughts on the form of media and more to the point if you have any suggestions on other such to check out.
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