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HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE BAKLAVA
GIVE UP, STREET RAT!
It almost feels like +4chan is acting real imageboard for once.
This just in: they are considering a sequel to the live action Aladdin movie.
>>417410
... I remember liking King of Thieves (the one where Aladdin meets his dad who basically runs Ali Baba's gang and crashes their wedding looking for an oracle rod, so he can find the hand of Midas).
But I haven't seen it since I was a child, so I can't comment on whether it was actually good or not.
Did the other live-action disney remakes not warrant any edits or other such humorous images?
>>417503
I was under the impression that the other ones were either more or less faithful, or did not have a departure as radical as Will Smith as the genie.
>>417507
The mulan movie had her be the chosen one with magical chi powers from birth.
>Monsters, Inc
>>417503
>>417507
The Cruella origin movie might rectify that
>>417305
Disney is doing its live-action remake bullshit AGAIN, with Pinocchio of all things
Pinocchio - Official Teaser Trailer (2022) Tom Hanks, Joseph Gordon-Levitt
>>417817
There was already a live action/CGi Pinocchio that I seen over 9,000 years ago in the 90s, and that one was pretty good. NuDisney will never top it.
Disney has out of nowhere made another sequel to an old old movie.
Hocus Pocus 2 | Official Trailer | Disney+
Who asked for this, really?
Even saying its not a live-action remake of a former animated instalment is small comfort.
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