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HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE BAKLAVA
No.417306
Meister Tweister
How about I will never watch it?
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GIVE UP, STREET RAT!
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No.417314
Meister Tweister
It almost feels like +4chan is acting real imageboard for once.
No.417404
Anonymous
This just in: they are considering a sequel to the live action Aladdin movie.
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>>417404
The only true sequel to Aladdin is Return of Jafar.
No.417467
Anonymous
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>>417410
... I remember liking King of Thieves (the one where Aladdin meets his dad who basically runs Ali Baba's gang and crashes their wedding looking for an oracle rod, so he can find the hand of Midas).
But I haven't seen it since I was a child, so I can't comment on whether it was actually good or not.
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Mstr Twstr
>>417467
Some songs could be better.
No.417503
Anonymous
Did the other live-action disney remakes not warrant any edits or other such humorous images?
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>>417312
>>417305
Came across one not in the thread
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Anonymous
>>417503
I was under the impression that the other ones were either more or less faithful, or did not have a departure as radical as Will Smith as the genie.
No.417508
Anonymous
>>417507
The mulan movie had her be the chosen one with magical chi powers from birth.
No.417513
Mister Twister
>>417511
Saved.
No.417529
Anonymous
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>>417503
>>417404
Well then, when are they gonna turn around and start making live action versions of Pixar movies? Like say Ratatouille.
No.417531
Anonymous
>>417529
They are not yet old enough.
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>Monsters, Inc
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>>417503
>>417507
The Cruella origin movie might rectify that
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Anonymous
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>>417305
Disney is doing its live-action remake bullshit AGAIN, with Pinocchio of all things
Pinocchio - Official Teaser Trailer (2022) Tom Hanks, Joseph Gordon-Levittyoutube thumb
No.417827
Mstr Twstr
>>417817
There was already a live action/CGi Pinocchio that I seen over 9,000 years ago in the 90s, and that one was pretty good. NuDisney will never top it.
No.417914
Anonymous
Disney has out of nowhere made another sequel to an old old movie.

Hocus Pocus 2 | Official Trailer | Disney+youtube thumb

Who asked for this, really?
Even saying its not a live-action remake of a former animated instalment is small comfort.
No.417969
Anonymous
Oh what the fuck.
https://variety.com/2022/film/news/hercules-live-action-disney-tiktok-experimental-joe-russo-guy-ritchie-agbo-1235421454/
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