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Godzilla Week Day #1 - TOP TEN MOVIES!
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BATMAN by Tom Manciewitz
>Originally, Mankiewicz had wanted an unknown actor for Batman, William Holden for James Gordon, David Niven as Alfred Pennyworth, and Peter O'Toole as the Penguin. A number of filmmakers were attached to Mankiewicz' script, including Ivan Reitman and Joe Dante. Reitman wanted to cast Bill Murray as Batman, Michael J. Fox as Robin, and Eddie Murphy as The Joker.
>The original script was written by Tom Mankiewicz, an on-set writer for the Superman movies. It bores little resemblance to the final movie, and was made to keep the project alive as directors and creatives looked at it and either showed interest or passed it on....
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BATMAN UNCHAINED by Mark Protosevich
>BATMAN UNCHAINED is the unproduced sequel to 1997’s BATMAN & ROBIN. The script featured Batman fighting crime alone once again after Robin leaves Gotham due to disagreements about Batman’s methods and Batgirl returns to England to complete her studies. Meanwhile, biochemist Jonathan Crane, who wants revenge on Bruce Wayne for cutting his research funds, joins forces with toymaker Harley Quinn, who wants revenge on Batman for the death of her father, the Joker, and they expose Batman to the fear toxin and lock him up at Arkham Asylum.
>At Arkham, Batman is put on trial by hallucinations of his past enemies – the Joker, the Penguin, Catwoman, Two-Face and the Riddler – but ultimately conquers his fears and manages to escape. He then makes amends with Robin and they join forces to prevent Crane, now calling himself “Scarecrow”, from spreading the fear toxin through Gotham. Harley, who doesn’t want to hurt innocents, betrays Crane and helps the heroes stop him. Crane and Harley are arrested, and Batman leaves Robin – now calling himself “Nightwing” – to protect Gotham while he goes on a spiritual journey to the Middle East....
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BATMAN DARKNIGHT by Lee Shapiro and Stephen Wise
>Lee Shapiro and Stephen Wise submitted a spec script called "Batman: DarKnight". In it, Bruce Wayne has abandoned the identity of Batman, while Dick Grayson attends Gotham University, where he meets Psychology teacher Dr. Jonathan Crane and Biology teacher Dr. Kirk Langstrom. Crane is the head psychologist at Arkham Asylum, and creates a fear toxin, using the inmates and his students as test subjects. Once Langstrom finds out about this, he confronts Crane, who throws him against a series of chemical products, including an experimental formula based on DNA of bats that Langstrom had developed to cure genetic deafness.
>The chemicals turns Langstrom into the murderous vampire Man-Bat. Shortly afterwards, Crane's criminal activities are exposed and he is fired. Infuriated, Crane adopts the identity of the Scarecrow and controls Man-Bat through the fear toxin, forcing him to eliminate Crane's superiors who wronged him, while Crane descends into madness and decides to spread the fear toxin through Gotham....
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>>417505
Nah, the law got him and he proved to be a cowardly little bitch who snitched on all his pals for a reduced sentence. Somehow his street cred survived being the very embodiment of "everybody is a gangasta until..." and is still selling his music, but hey I guess if you are a fan of a guy like him you can't be the sharpest knife in the drawer.
LIVE FROM STUDIO +4 IT'S PLUS4CHAN RADIO!
We have a radio again. So like... post cool songs for it here, ya dig?
A Primus / Beatles crossover exists (Les Claypool and Lennon's Son) and has existed for a few years now AND I'VE ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT IT.
>>417526
No, but his voice is very close to Lennons and the musical style of the band is very similar to Beatles too.
/mtv/ General: “Farewell, Roger Moore” Edition
Previous Thread: >>47158
Watched the Cloverfield trilogy the last few days.
First movie is... a monster movie but with that goddamn stupid "shaky hand cam" style like the Blair Witch project. I consider this a horrible idea, especially when I was hoping for a monster movie. It's not bad as a movie though, there's suspense, catastrophe and bloodshed. I just don't like this direction style. And the movie kind of has no ending whatsoever.
Second movie (Cloverfield lane) is much better, and makes for a good thriller, even if it is somewhat predictable. The aliens in the end kind of ruin the movie sadly, they should've played a bigger role earlier on. Goodmans character could've had proper radio and some cameras set up too in his bunker, not just a VHF radio that wouldn't detect anything. The apocalypse scenario of it all should have been more emphasized, because without that the ending felt really out of place. The main character goes from a fashion designer to fighting aliens with Molotov cocktails in a span of ten minutes....
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>>417495
Very. I remember reading the comic in the 00s, and the last volume was yet to have been released when the movie was made (and had a different ending).
Since nobody comes to this place anyways, what better time to make a new thread? Share the great and the valuable fan recordings and unreleased songs from the great musicians who lived at some point in history.
To keep the FUN going, please refrain from posting links to material that is commercially available.
I'll start with the overall greatest recording of the Radio KAOS tour by Roger Waters:
https://mega.co.nz/#!n5oHBQ5Q!eBkiGSxvlNNaSIqkqL4D2FjMmjBJ9sMEMKfO6uAjuvM...
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>>417486
I hope it hasn't been taken down permanently.
They really had some great stuff.
>>417487
It's possible that although the domain was paid for, the hosting was not.
>>417315
That sounds like a lovely song! What band performed it? :)
Wrong person to answer that (I mostly watch older stuff), but currently watching Vikings. It's not super new, but the episodes I'm at were done within the last 5 years. The writing is a mish-mash of sagas, as well as creative liberty. What happens in the show and what the actors do on-screen is very realistic regarding actual human nature, with only mild romantization. The only flaws are an unnecessary blue tint on the camera and just a tad too much pointless drama (realistic, but I could use less).
Vikings is essentially Game of Thrones, with more realistic and down to earth.
>>417273
>What TV series is /mtv/ following nowadays?
I'm stuck in a time warp watching 2003 cartoons and 90's CN. Most free-to-air TV in my country is downright abysmal.
Marvel General: “Sweet Christmas!” Edition
PREVIOUS ISSUE — >>45437
Oh yes. We’re a little over a month away from the premiere of Luke Cage. So here’s the full trailer for the show to tide you over until September 30th: //youtube.com/watch?v=ytkjQvSk2VA
So Forbes made an article that's nothing but Infinity War spoilers deliberately to troll people. What a bunch of assholes.
>>417232
>[non-/mtv/ discussion continued in /baw/politics]
Wait a second. The backend allows posts to be moved to different boards? I thought it only worked on the same board.
Happy May 4th, everyone!
Have 2 completely different in tone videos:
//youtube.com/watch?v=wxWz0EnbLjk
//youtube.com/watch?v=p5LS4gOc4_A
>>48227
Harrison doesn't want to think about there being another person out there that he owes money to.
>>48236
Harrison and Arnold's bastard spawns take over the Action Movie business.
Arnold's can and wants to and has been hanging out with dad. Because his legit kid is...yea.
And now, the legend of Willrow Hood:
https://danslvermillion.tumblr.com/post/165916074067/
/mtv/ General: PHASE 4 Edition
last thread >>45925
Hopefully the new Gorillaz album drops this year. And I wish The Protomen release Act 3 before I die.
And so we've lost a Bond James Bond. RIP Sir Roger Moore.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40018422
http://collider.com/justice-league-movie-synopsis/
http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/06/21/justice-league-willem-dafoe-plays-aquaman-character-vulko
http://www.empireonline.com/movies/news/justice-league-will-one-standalone-movie-shooting-35mm/
http://mashable.com/2016/06/21/justice-league-set-visit/
Lotta things to this one. Justice League will be just one film. Flash will be the comedic relief. Steppenwolf is the main villain, and just him. Lets see what happens.
In other news for the Second Week Powerless has been pulled from the schedule.
http://hiddenremote.com/2017/03/24/what-happened-to-nbcs-powerless-this-week/
So things aren't looking good for the show.
>>47815
Everything I have read about the show’s chances of staying on the air say “the show is dead”. I would expect to hear a cancellation notice dropping any day now.
>>47817
I knew it would be. Once they retooled it and stripped out the broader range of humor for more directed gags it was just going to spiral.
They tied it way too closely to a situation which will never work for a half hour sitcom. A Batman show that cannot have Batman....
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INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '5' AND p.`parentid` = '48397' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '5' AND p.`parentid` = '46850' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '5' AND p.`parentid` = '46050' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '5' AND p.`parentid` = '47158' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '5' AND p.`parentid` = '46400' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) | no error |
time taken: 0.00098395 | SELECT `boardid`, `parentid`, `postid` FROM `kobapost` WHERE (`boardid` = 5 AND `postid` IN(417299,417232,417485,417484,417493,417499,417597,417597,417515,417515,45437,45925,47953,47953,48227,48434)) AND `deleted` = 0 | no error |
actions:
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footer_meta | actions: 8 | start: 1679717845.59473800 | end: 1679717845.59482100 | took (total): 0.000083 |
header_meta | actions: 4 | start: 1679717845.59054600 | end: 1679717845.59069400 | took (total): 0.000148 |
setup_html | actions: 3 | start: 1679717845.57566700 | end: 1679717845.59040700 | took (total): 0.014740 |
validation | actions: 2 | start: 1679717845.57310500 | end: 1679717845.57559600 | took (total): 0.002491 |
Rewrite/redirect rules:
Redirect | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ | $matches[1]\/ | 302 |
Redirect | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ | $matches[1]\/ | 302 |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ | /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ | index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1] | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ | index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2] | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ | index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1] | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ | index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3] | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ | index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ | index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss | |
Rewrite: | /^latest_posts\.rss$/ | index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss | |
Rewrite: | /^latest_threads\.rss$/ | index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss | |
Rewrite: | /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ | index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss | |
Rewrite: | /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ | index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss |
rules in htaccess format:
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2023-03-24 21:17:25