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No.40314
MESIAS
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Giant Everything & Godzilla General!
Godzilla Week Day #1 - TOP TEN MOVIES!youtube thumb
AWWWW YISSS
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No.417669
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Godzilla vs. Cat (OwlKitty Parody)youtube thumb
No.417766
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50 years old.
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No.417678
What Could Have Been: BATMAN in filmAnonymous
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BATMAN by Tom Manciewitz

>Originally, Mankiewicz had wanted an unknown actor for Batman, William Holden for James Gordon, David Niven as Alfred Pennyworth, and Peter O'Toole as the Penguin. A number of filmmakers were attached to Mankiewicz' script, including Ivan Reitman and Joe Dante. Reitman wanted to cast Bill Murray as Batman, Michael J. Fox as Robin, and Eddie Murphy as The Joker.

>The original script was written by Tom Mankiewicz, an on-set writer for the Superman movies. It bores little resemblance to the final movie, and was made to keep the project alive as directors and creatives looked at it and either showed interest or passed it on.
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BATMAN UNCHAINED by Mark Protosevich

>BATMAN UNCHAINED is the unproduced sequel to 1997’s BATMAN & ROBIN. The script featured Batman fighting crime alone once again after Robin leaves Gotham due to disagreements about Batman’s methods and Batgirl returns to England to complete her studies. Meanwhile, biochemist Jonathan Crane, who wants revenge on Bruce Wayne for cutting his research funds, joins forces with toymaker Harley Quinn, who wants revenge on Batman for the death of her father, the Joker, and they expose Batman to the fear toxin and lock him up at Arkham Asylum.

>At Arkham, Batman is put on trial by hallucinations of his past enemies – the Joker, the Penguin, Catwoman, Two-Face and the Riddler – but ultimately conquers his fears and manages to escape. He then makes amends with Robin and they join forces to prevent Crane, now calling himself “Scarecrow”, from spreading the fear toxin through Gotham. Harley, who doesn’t want to hurt innocents, betrays Crane and helps the heroes stop him. Crane and Harley are arrested, and Batman leaves Robin – now calling himself “Nightwing” – to protect Gotham while he goes on a spiritual journey to the Middle East.
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BATMAN DARKNIGHT by Lee Shapiro and Stephen Wise

>Lee Shapiro and Stephen Wise submitted a spec script called "Batman: DarKnight". In it, Bruce Wayne has abandoned the identity of Batman, while Dick Grayson attends Gotham University, where he meets Psychology teacher Dr. Jonathan Crane and Biology teacher Dr. Kirk Langstrom. Crane is the head psychologist at Arkham Asylum, and creates a fear toxin, using the inmates and his students as test subjects. Once Langstrom finds out about this, he confronts Crane, who throws him against a series of chemical products, including an experimental formula based on DNA of bats that Langstrom had developed to cure genetic deafness.

>The chemicals turns Langstrom into the murderous vampire Man-Bat. Shortly afterwards, Crane's criminal activities are exposed and he is fired. Infuriated, Crane adopts the identity of the Scarecrow and controls Man-Bat through the fear toxin, forcing him to eliminate Crane's superiors who wronged him, while Crane descends into madness and decides to spread the fear toxin through Gotham.
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No.417688
Anonymous
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You certainly like your Batman movie trivia.
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No.417585
What's the best Caribbean music genre?Anonymous
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I'm trying to get into Caribbean music to please my mother and I don't know which genre is the best.
I mostly listen to prog if that matters
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No.417599
Anonymous
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>>417597
You weren't the one that posted it.
Why are you replying?
No.417605
Anonymous
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>>417599
silly guy, we are all anonymous here.
No.417658
Anonymous
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>>417597
Yeah.
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No.417285
BLAHAnonymous
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BLAH

Tony Endz & Ghost Rene' - Blahyoutube thumb
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No.417331
Anonymous
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>>417299
>Uwè - Some Timeyoutube thumb

Uwè - Some Timeyoutube thumb
No.417505
Anonymous
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>>417285
Isn't that guy dead
No.417528
Anonymous
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>>417505
Nah, the law got him and he proved to be a cowardly little bitch who snitched on all his pals for a reduced sentence. Somehow his street cred survived being the very embodiment of "everybody is a gangasta until..." and is still selling his music, but hey I guess if you are a fan of a guy like him you can't be the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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No.40282
Lord Dan Bicker
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LIVE FROM STUDIO +4 IT'S PLUS4CHAN RADIO!

We have a radio again. So like... post cool songs for it here, ya dig?
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No.417521
Anonymous
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A Primus / Beatles crossover exists (Les Claypool and Lennon's Son) and has existed for a few years now AND I'VE ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT IT.
No.417526
Mister Twister
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>>417521
John Lennon's son ≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠ The Beatles though.
No.417527
Anonymous
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>>417526
No, but his voice is very close to Lennons and the musical style of the band is very similar to Beatles too.
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No.47962
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
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/mtv/ General: “Farewell, Roger Moore” Edition
Previous Thread: >>47158
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No.417501
Anonymous
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>>417499
He died as he lived: not aging.
No.417512
Anonymous
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Watched the Cloverfield trilogy the last few days.

First movie is... a monster movie but with that goddamn stupid "shaky hand cam" style like the Blair Witch project. I consider this a horrible idea, especially when I was hoping for a monster movie. It's not bad as a movie though, there's suspense, catastrophe and bloodshed. I just don't like this direction style. And the movie kind of has no ending whatsoever.

Second movie (Cloverfield lane) is much better, and makes for a good thriller, even if it is somewhat predictable. The aliens in the end kind of ruin the movie sadly, they should've played a bigger role earlier on. Goodmans character could've had proper radio and some cameras set up too in his bunker, not just a VHF radio that wouldn't detect anything. The apocalypse scenario of it all should have been more emphasized, because without that the ending felt really out of place. The main character goes from a fashion designer to fighting aliens with Molotov cocktails in a span of ten minutes.
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Anonymous
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So how about them live action disney movies huh?

Just coming and coming and coming all over the publics faces.
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No.417492
Anonymous
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ITT: Characters that shaped your personality for years (and they still do)
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No.417494
Anonymous
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>>417493
yea
No.417495
Anonymous
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>>417492
How old is that movie even?
No.417496
Anonymous
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>>417495
Very. I remember reading the comic in the 00s, and the last volume was yet to have been released when the movie was made (and had a different ending).
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No.41047
Bootleg thread!Anonymous
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Since nobody comes to this place anyways, what better time to make a new thread? Share the great and the valuable fan recordings and unreleased songs from the great musicians who lived at some point in history.

To keep the FUN going, please refrain from posting links to material that is commercially available.

I'll start with the overall greatest recording of the Radio KAOS tour by Roger Waters:
https://mega.co.nz/#!n5oHBQ5Q!eBkiGSxvlNNaSIqkqL4D2FjMmjBJ9sMEMKfO6uAjuvM
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No.417486
Anonymous
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>>417484
Also you might want to consider checking the site first, since it seems to be already dead. URL only shows a "temporary unavailable" message.
No.417487
Anonymous
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>>417486
I hope it hasn't been taken down permanently.
They really had some great stuff.
No.417488
Anonymous
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>>417487
It's possible that although the domain was paid for, the hosting was not.
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No.417267
Songs that charge you with OPTIMISMAnonymous
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Roy Wood - Lion's Heartyoutube thumb
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No.417315
Anonymous
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Degenerate
No.417316
not you, the other guy
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>>417315
That sounds like a lovely song! What band performed it? :)
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No.417273
Anonymous
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What TV series is /mtv/ following nowadays?
What good, short (2 seasons or less), TV series does /mtv/ recommend?
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No.417274
Meester Tweester
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Wrong person to answer that (I mostly watch older stuff), but currently watching Vikings. It's not super new, but the episodes I'm at were done within the last 5 years. The writing is a mish-mash of sagas, as well as creative liberty. What happens in the show and what the actors do on-screen is very realistic regarding actual human nature, with only mild romantization. The only flaws are an unnecessary blue tint on the camera and just a tad too much pointless drama (realistic, but I could use less).

Vikings is essentially Game of Thrones, with more realistic and down to earth.
No.417275
Anonymous
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>>417273
>What TV series is /mtv/ following nowadays?
I'm stuck in a time warp watching 2003 cartoons and 90's CN. Most free-to-air TV in my country is downright abysmal.
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No.48397
Anonymous
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Now that the dust has settled, which was the superior Disney neo-Star Wars sequel kino?
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No.417250
Anonymous
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>>48436
Next show takes place during the Resistance right around TFA timeline
No.417251
Mister Twister
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>>417250
Which is....... a problem.
No.48436
Deon
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>>48434
Maybe it's what the next show is about.
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No.46850
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
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Marvel General: “Sweet Christmas!” Edition
PREVIOUS ISSUE — >>45437

Oh yes. We’re a little over a month away from the premiere of Luke Cage. So here’s the full trailer for the show to tide you over until September 30th: //youtube.com/watch?v=ytkjQvSk2VAyoutube thumb
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No.417240
Anonymous
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So Forbes made an article that's nothing but Infinity War spoilers deliberately to troll people. What a bunch of assholes.
No.417246
Anonymous
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New thread up now for anyone who cares.
No.417474
Anonymous
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>>417232
>[non-/mtv/ discussion continued in /baw/politics]
Wait a second. The backend allows posts to be moved to different boards? I thought it only worked on the same board.
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No.46050
Space battles: The RevengeAnonymous
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Happy May 4th, everyone!

Have 2 completely different in tone videos:
//youtube.com/watch?v=wxWz0EnbLjkyoutube thumb

//youtube.com/watch?v=p5LS4gOc4_Ayoutube thumb
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No.48236
Anonymous
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>>48227
Harrison doesn't want to think about there being another person out there that he owes money to.
No.48245
Anonymous
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>>48236
Harrison and Arnold's bastard spawns take over the Action Movie business.

Arnold's can and wants to and has been hanging out with dad. Because his legit kid is...yea.
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Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
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And now, the legend of Willrow Hood:

https://danslvermillion.tumblr.com/post/165916074067/
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No.47158
Alpharius
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/mtv/ General: PHASE 4 Edition

last thread >>45925

Hopefully the new Gorillaz album drops this year. And I wish The Protomen release Act 3 before I die.
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No.47954
Anonymous
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>>47953
See shit like this is why I'm glad they canned CW's Friday The 13 tv series.
No.47955
Anonymous
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>>47953
>>47954

Its just another CW Teen Drama with Archie grafted on to Pretty Little Lairs.
No.47961
Anonymous
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And so we've lost a Bond James Bond. RIP Sir Roger Moore.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40018422
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No.46400
DC General: Justice stands alone. Anonymous
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http://collider.com/justice-league-movie-synopsis/
http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/06/21/justice-league-willem-dafoe-plays-aquaman-character-vulko
http://www.empireonline.com/movies/news/justice-league-will-one-standalone-movie-shooting-35mm/
http://mashable.com/2016/06/21/justice-league-set-visit/

Lotta things to this one. Justice League will be just one film. Flash will be the comedic relief. Steppenwolf is the main villain, and just him. Lets see what happens.
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In other news for the Second Week Powerless has been pulled from the schedule.

http://hiddenremote.com/2017/03/24/what-happened-to-nbcs-powerless-this-week/

So things aren't looking good for the show.
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Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
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>>47815

Everything I have read about the show’s chances of staying on the air say “the show is dead”. I would expect to hear a cancellation notice dropping any day now.
No.47820
Anonymous
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>>47817

I knew it would be. Once they retooled it and stripped out the broader range of humor for more directed gags it was just going to spiral.

They tied it way too closely to a situation which will never work for a half hour sitcom. A Batman show that cannot have Batman.
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1679717845.594734 - 0.023634 (0.000425s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "footer_meta"

1679717845.594825 - 0.023725 (0.000091s): kobak\plugins: finished running 8 actions for hook "footer_meta"

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1679717845.59625600: end


SQL statistics:

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time taken: 0.00105381 SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`, `pin`, `bumped`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = 5 AND p.`parentid` = 0 AND p.`deleted` = 0 ORDER BY `pin` desc, `bumped` desc LIMIT 15, 15 no error
time taken: 0.01036906 ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '5' AND p.`parentid` = '40314' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '5' AND p.`parentid` = '417678' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on 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r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '5' AND p.`parentid` = '47158' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '5' AND p.`parentid` = '46400' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) no error
time taken: 0.00098395 SELECT `boardid`, `parentid`, `postid` FROM `kobapost` WHERE (`boardid` = 5 AND `postid` IN(417299,417232,417485,417484,417493,417499,417597,417597,417515,417515,45437,45925,47953,47953,48227,48434)) AND `deleted` = 0 no error

actions:

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footer_meta actions: 8 start: 1679717845.59473800 end: 1679717845.59482100 took (total): 0.000083
header_meta actions: 4 start: 1679717845.59054600 end: 1679717845.59069400 took (total): 0.000148
setup_html actions: 3 start: 1679717845.57566700 end: 1679717845.59040700 took (total): 0.014740
validation actions: 2 start: 1679717845.57310500 end: 1679717845.57559600 took (total): 0.002491

Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss

rules in htaccess format:

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Current time:

2023-03-24 21:17:25