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are they really planning on putting sex & nudity into the show?
What is the Lord of the Rings TV series? Not something I've heard of.
If they are "putting sex & nudity into the show" then its blatantly just an attempt to recapture the same pleb market that watched Game of Thrones.
>>417578
Yeah, that was my first thought too, they are aping the success of game of thrones.
This sort of reminds me of how in one of the LotR games they made the giant spider Shelob into a sexy woman.
>>417578
It seems they are making a prequel series to GoT instead to get the piggies to line up again, despite how fucking terribly that show ended.
>>417700
Some people actually believe you can fix horrible writing with a sequel or a prequel. Flaws can be addressed, yes, and weird moments explained. But sometimes the damage is so severe the story fucking dies. And you cannot bring the dead back. BUT NO BROS, THE NEXT PART WILL TOTALLY ADDRESS ALL YOUR COMPLAINTS, YOU'LL SEE, THEY'LL MAKE IT GOOD AGAIN.
There's so many historical/fantasy tv series that randomly add masses and masses of sexual content to them.
Was browsing a website for actual porn and randomly came across this clip which surprised me more than a usual scenes of two people banging, seeming especially blatant and unnecessary.
https://www.xnxx.com/video-dz9i06c/laura_donnelly_outlanders_milking_hot_sex_nude
>>417730
There was shows like that around before GoT, such as Spartacus.
>>417577
Apparently the show has female orcs confirmed, but they are LotR orcs so not like its all that fappable.
Aren't the orcs made from corrupted elves originally? Doesn't seem that out there.
Rights and legal drama, yay.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/peter-jackson-amazon-lord-of-the-rings-tv-series-1235193692/
Galadriel being a big Legolas
So is anyone watching enough of the new show to have an informed opinion on it?
Fuck Warner Bros.
https://www.theverge.com/2022/10/20/23413237/lord-of-the-rings-movie-nft-wb-movieverse-metaverse
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