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No.417577
Amazon's The Lord of the Rings TV seriesAnonymous
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are they really planning on putting sex & nudity into the show?
No.417578
Anonymous
What is the Lord of the Rings TV series? Not something I've heard of.

If they are "putting sex & nudity into the show" then its blatantly just an attempt to recapture the same pleb market that watched Game of Thrones.
No.417579
Anonymous
>>417578
Yeah, that was my first thought too, they are aping the success of game of thrones.
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This sort of reminds me of how in one of the LotR games they made the giant spider Shelob into a sexy woman.
No.417700
Anonymous
Replies:>>417701
>>417578
It seems they are making a prequel series to GoT instead to get the piggies to line up again, despite how fucking terribly that show ended.
No.417701
Mstr Twstr
>>417700
Some people actually believe you can fix horrible writing with a sequel or a prequel. Flaws can be addressed, yes, and weird moments explained. But sometimes the damage is so severe the story fucking dies. And you cannot bring the dead back. BUT NO BROS, THE NEXT PART WILL TOTALLY ADDRESS ALL YOUR COMPLAINTS, YOU'LL SEE, THEY'LL MAKE IT GOOD AGAIN.
No.417718
Anonymous
Replies:>>417730
There's so many historical/fantasy tv series that randomly add masses and masses of sexual content to them.
Was browsing a website for actual porn and randomly came across this clip which surprised me more than a usual scenes of two people banging, seeming especially blatant and unnecessary.
https://www.xnxx.com/video-dz9i06c/laura_donnelly_outlanders_milking_hot_sex_nude
No.417730
Mstr Twstr
Replies:>>417731
>>417718
We all know why. Because Game of Thrones made it cool, everyone must copy.
No.417731
Anonymous
>>417730
There was shows like that around before GoT, such as Spartacus.
No.417829
Anonymous
Replies:>>417856
>>417577
Apparently the show has female orcs confirmed, but they are LotR orcs so not like its all that fappable.

Aren't the orcs made from corrupted elves originally? Doesn't seem that out there.
No.417888
Anonymous
Rights and legal drama, yay.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/peter-jackson-amazon-lord-of-the-rings-tv-series-1235193692/
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Galadriel being a big Legolas
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So is anyone watching enough of the new show to have an informed opinion on it?
No.417962
Anonymous
Fuck Warner Bros.

https://www.theverge.com/2022/10/20/23413237/lord-of-the-rings-movie-nft-wb-movieverse-metaverse
No.418008
Anonymous
Did you love your LotR live-action series? >>417577
Did you love your Hobbit movies spun out into a needless trilogy?

https://www.polygon.com/23612553/new-lord-rings-movies-lotr

Are you ready for them to churn out even more LotR movies?

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