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post and talk about swords, knifes, and any other sharp item that's illegal in Scotland.
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No.422741
Anonymous
Guns are better.
>>422739
>My Little Pony: Sudoku is Magic
No.422744
Anonymous
Replies:>>422745
>>422741
It's all perspective.
No.422745
Anonymous
Replies:>>422801
>>422741
>>422744
Flamethrowers are better in close range and MACs beat guns in long range.
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No.422762
Anonymous
>>422758
Nice guns.
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No.422801
Anonymous
>>422745
Flamethrowers are ridiculously cumbersome and not exactly suitable for using point blank, also tend to get you shot because people dislike being set on fire.
In "close range" circumstances you'd want to use a knife rather than trying to carry about a flamethrower or sword.
No.422802
Anonymous
Replies:>>422803
>>422801
Well what if I just like setting shit on fire?
No.422803
Mister Twister
>>422802
Become a flame-based superhero, this sill satisfy your urges, while will keep you alive for long enough until Mr Freeze arrives.
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>>422801
This is a thread for sharp items, not flamethrowers if you like them so much then you can masturbate to this picture
No.422807
Anonymous
Replies:>>422810
>>422806
You replied to the wrong post.
Replies:>>422811
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>>422807
Who ever is talking about flamethrowers or guns, please save that for the guns thread. A blade thread is for BLADES, in case that wasn't already obvious.
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>>422810
How about sword that is ON FIRE?
No.422814
Anonymous
>>422809
what the heck is this?
No.422815
Anonymous
Replies:>>422818
>>422814
The American air force being overcompensating losers.
No.422817
Anonymous
>>422811
*Sticks up thumb in an approving way*
No.422818
Anonymous
>>422814
>>422815
This is actually real, they have swords that look just like this.
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No.423020
Anonymous
>>423007
except that's not true:
>No, it wasn't the actual trophy for the Korean Series champions. The Korea Baseball Organization (KBO) doesn't hand out swords or any form of replica weapons.
>You see, the Dinos are owned by NCSOFT, one of South Korea's top game developers. The sword that was brought onto the mound at Gocheok Sky Dome in Seoul, after the Dinos' 4-2 victory over the Doosan Bears in Game 6, was the real-life replica of the "Execution Sword," a highly coveted item from "Lineage," one of NC's signature games.
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No.423543
Anonymous
Replies:>>423544
>>422739
I can't stand shit like this. it doesn't look cool it just looks tacky as shit. Same as the vast majority of "skins" or whatever other customization people slap on guns.
No.423544
Anonymous
Replies:>>423547
>>423543
>Same as the vast majority of "skins" or whatever other customization people slap on guns
Seems as if you are mixing up videogames and real life a bit.

"Skins" are a digital thing, while mods are what people slap on their physical guns until they are covered in so much unnecessary tacked-on bullshit they end up as retarded abominations
No.423547
Anonymous
Replies:>>423629
>>423544
I know they're a term used in vidya, but I've seen plenty of firearms with a "skin" on them too. I presume with the same technique as they do this shit: HOW WE PAINT HELMETS WITH THE LATEST PRINTING TECHNOLOGYyoutube thumb
They almost always look like shit.
No.423555
Anonymous
Replies:>>423613
>>423408
How would you sheath this?
No.423613
Anonymous
>>423555
Presumably it is ceremonial rather than for proper use, so its not as much a concern.
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>>423547
You are correct and that is a cool link.

>non reflective in all spectrums, see-through metal

Let's make it happen people
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>>423792
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>Just like in my vidyagames!
No.424239
Anonymous
Replies:>>424240
Wonder if laser swords will ever actually be a thing that exists.
Obviously it won't be for the purposes of combat, most likely existing as some sort of advanced cutting tool.
No.424240
Anonymous
>>424239
Don't know about laser swords, but some guys on youtube built themselves lightsaber lookalikes. One using a super heated tungsten (?) rod, and a much cooler one from a plasma torch which can extend/sheath at a button press and have different colors.

There are obvious usability concerns (you have to carry the gas canister) and it can only melt stuff, not deflect bullets or one-hit-kill space marines.
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No.424767
Anonymous
>>424765
The baguette is the cultural weapon of the frenchman, this is a gross defilement of a noble fighting art.
No.424775
Mstr Twstr
>>424720
The ultimate weapon.
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Have a nonstandard sword
No.425172
Anonymous
>>422739
These look like they could be made out of plastic and be kids toys.
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No.425192
Mister Twister
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>>425191
No.425227
Anonymous
>>425191
Whenever hearing this music I just think of Newgrounds.
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BEEG
No.425398
Anonymous
>>425191
Why would Wesley Snipes not just open in his eyes in the one scene or pay his taxes?
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27" FULL TANG TACTICAL COMBAT NINJA SWORD MACHETE KATANA BLACK!!

(What, they couldn't thrown in any more random words for blade in there?)
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>>422738
Have edgy knife for blade thread.
No.425999
Anonymous
Replies:>>426001
>>425997
This would look impressive, but you can tell it's a prop from the sheer size. A real sword of that size would weigh more than the girl, she couldn't hold it up just like that.
No.426001
Anonymous
Replies:>>426002
>>425999
>A real sword of that size would weigh more than the girl
No it wouldn't.
Though obviously its just a prop at a renfaire than a functional weapon.
No.426002
Anonymous
>>426001
>No it wouldn't.
Well, depends on what the sword was built out of.
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>>422806
>>422811
No.426015
Anonymous
>>426008
Is that safe? Wouldn't the metal at the bottom part heat up as the flamethrower functions, making it unsuitable for holding with your bare hands?
No.426018
Anonymous
>>426015
Might be why the guy is wearing thick gloves in the photo.
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>curved swords.
>Curved. Swords.
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You wanna feel like a big edgy man?
No.426065
Anonymous
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>>426064
That seems more like a handle that would function better as a dildo than anything.
No.426071
Anonymous
Replies:>>426072
>>426065
It's more like a Star Wars lightsabre handle.
No.426072
Anonymous
Replies:>>426073
>>426071
Ninja/Samurai swords and Star Wars, two things basement dwellers love in one.
No.426073
Anonymous
>>426072
Jedi knights and Darth Vader were actually designed with samurais in mind, so no wonder.
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No.426095
Anonymous
Replies:>>426188
>>426093
The funny part, it's most likely made in china.
No.426188
Anonymous
>>426095
>Pay people in a shithole foreign country to make your cheap patriotic crap for you (probably via slave labor)
The most American thing of all
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This is a knife cross-bred with a spider so that when you cut someone it injects them with venom and they are poisoned as they bleed to death
No.426369
Anonymous
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>>426368
That's one of those knives you probably should not lick, right?
No.426370
Anonymous
>>426369
It has, quite a burn.
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This tactical commando mean murder machine will apparently make you a real "bad man" if you buy it.
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Never trust a banana.
No.426849
Anonymous
Replies:>>426871
>>426839
Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just mad to see me?
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>>426849
Its something else entirely.
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>>426839
>Deceptive Fruit
>Made of wood
>Not yellow, or green
Yeah... maximum stealth
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No.427328
Anonymous
>>427327
Now make them explosive, and then all you'll need is a trench coat, a bo staff, and a fake french accent.
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>>427649
What's the term that would describe Centurii-Chan as an artist, it's not weeaboo... historiboo?
But also permanently-horny-lesbian.
No.427678
Anonymous
>>426015
the fire seems to only start from the end of the mouth, so there would only be liquid passing next to the guy's hand
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obviously not [real] but it seems like the kind of thing this thread is for
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>>428177
That is NOT a proper chainsword.
No.428211
Anonymous
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>>428210
It could bisect a space marine in full armour with a simple vertical slash.
No.428212
Anonymous
>>428211
And then there was this heretic.
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>>422738
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No.428533
Anonymous
Replies:>>428537
>>428489
That's not good, it would shine like a motherfucker under UV light, so you can't use it to shiv fuckers at the rave.
>>428533
as if normal knives don't shine

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SQL statistics:

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time taken: 0.00454688 SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = '1' AND p.`postid` = '422738' AND `parentid` = '0' AND `deleted` = '0' UNION ALL SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, null as total_posts, null as total_files, null as total_image, null as total_audio, null as total_video, null as total_swf, null as unique_ip, null as unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '1' AND `parentid` = '422738' AND `deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `parentid`,`postid` no error (prepared query)

actions:

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Rewrite/redirect rules:

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Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
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2023-03-31 05:31:34