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This is a thread to talk about SPORTS.
No.402358
Mister Twister
Replies:>>402363
Playing football is infinitely more fun than watching it.
No.402362
Tora Dora !n0CyHpL66I
Replies:>>402363
I've always felt the need to be able to talk sports for small talk purposes, but never could get into it. It feels like trying to "get into" comics. How many names and stats do I need to learn? How well do I need know the rules? It's like learning a whole new language.
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>>402358
Yes, a thousand times. I play it but can't stand watching.

>>402362
>How well do I need know the rules?
AMA. I know the basics.
No.402366
Anonymous
>>402363
inb4 somebody asks the content of "you are the ref"
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>mfw players from my team are in-fighting.
>there's a group of colombian players and they've split from the rest of the group.
>nobody listens to the manager.
>not a single public consequence

Seriously I'm just about done with this team. Thank fuck we're 2 matches away from the season break so three or four of those fucking troublemakers get sacked.
No.405940
Anonymous
Replies:>>405950
>>402363
Feels good to be employed again.

>Under12s now play the offside rule
WHOOPS
No.405950
Anonymous
>>405940
Welp. Good luck to you guys.
No.408641
Alpharius
Replies:>>408765
Bump for the Olympics.
Replies:>>408768
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>>408641
No-one seems excited for this Olympic games.

I mean, it's once every 4 years. Usually people get pumped.
No.408768
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
>>408765

Are we allowed to use the “O-word” here?
No.409008
Anonymous
So, how'd the Olympics go.
No.409010
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Replies:>>409017
>>409008

Phelps is God, black girls are kicking ass, and the pools are green.
No.409017
Anonymous
>>409010
This. Australia got some nice swimming medals, so it's downhill from there for us.
No.409024
Slowmobile
>>409008
I'm excited for the 110+ kg weightlifting on Tuesday. Superheavies are the main reason to watch any sport with weight classes. If a 120 pound athlete is far above and beyond, a 300 pound one may as well be Superman.
No.409099
Anonymous
These games have made me wish I was good enough to date an athlete.
No.409941
Anonymous
Replies:>>409982
SHARKS FUCKING WON
No.409982
Anonymous
Replies:>>409983
>>409941
The Manchester rugby team?
No.409983
Anonymous
>>409982
The Cronulla rugby team.

First premiership after 50 years of playing.
No.410678
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES.
No.410679
Anonymous
Replies:>>410680
>>410678
So we finally have definitive proof that we've somehow fallen into a fictional timeline.
No.410680
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
>>410679

That, or we’ve seen what the universe needed from us this year to balance out the Cubs winning the WS.
No.410718
Mister Twister
>>410678
Ben Garrisson........... you told the world a few days ago.......

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