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This is a thread to talk about SPORTS.
Playing football is infinitely more fun than watching it.
I've always felt the need to be able to talk sports for small talk purposes, but never could get into it. It feels like trying to "get into" comics. How many names and stats do I need to learn? How well do I need know the rules? It's like learning a whole new language.
>>402363
inb4 somebody asks the content of "you are the ref"
>mfw players from my team are in-fighting.
>there's a group of colombian players and they've split from the rest of the group.
>nobody listens to the manager.
>not a single public consequence
Seriously I'm just about done with this team. Thank fuck we're 2 matches away from the season break so three or four of those fucking troublemakers get sacked.
>>408641
No-one seems excited for this Olympic games.
I mean, it's once every 4 years. Usually people get pumped.
>>408765
Are we allowed to use the “O-word” here?
>>409010
This. Australia got some nice swimming medals, so it's downhill from there for us.
>>409008
I'm excited for the 110+ kg weightlifting on Tuesday. Superheavies are the main reason to watch any sport with weight classes. If a 120 pound athlete is far above and beyond, a 300 pound one may as well be Superman.
These games have made me wish I was good enough to date an athlete.
>>409982
The Cronulla rugby team.
First premiership after 50 years of playing.
THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES.
>>410678
So we finally have definitive proof that we've somehow fallen into a fictional timeline.
>>410679
That, or we’ve seen what the universe needed from us this year to balance out the Cubs winning the WS.
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