/baw/ - General Discussion

They sell board games there, right? Go pick up Carcasonne or Dixit or something else that's fun.

>>397016
I've no one to play board games with, though. D:

>>397028
It means your sweetness threshold has shifted, meaning you don't tolerate stuff as sweet as regular coke.

So
in a way
yes, it means youre old-er.

If boxing and Judo ever get fused into a single fighting style, it should be called Hugboxing.

>>397031
wat? Diet Coke is way sweeter than regular Coke.

>>397033
Really? I've always tasted it softer.

>>397034
Oh wait.
Je suis mexicaine.

We probably have different cokes here anyway.

Wasn't there some brain disease where you could just drop dead any second for no reason? What's that called?

People who dismiss old technology should be reminded that they themselves are old technology. Seriously, the human body have stayed this way for millions of years, without changing.

In the next few hundred years the English language will change so much we will start using different vowels for the same sounds. And there will be those who are nostalgic for good old classic spelling.

>>397066
Case study: America

I mean, how the fuck did 'colour' become 'color'? Who the fuck is responsible for all this shit. Like, ffs I grew up reading American books say 'jail' and now I have to spell it as 'gaol' or else it's wrong. And don't get me started on 'ize'.

>>397068
Stephen King's Dark Tower line of novels actually uses "gaol" in a parallel version of Earth.

Ugh, I'm going through my "why even bother looking for a date, even if a woman was interested then I'd only fuck it up somehow" phase again. I feel like if I make any effort, it won't get me anywhere.

>even if a woman was interested then I'd only fuck it up somehow
Learn from your mistakes.

>>397071
Minifig, and to a lesser extent, Mr. Stone, are literally incapable of doing so. It's actually incredible.

>>397073
Whoops, name fell off.
http://lyrics.wikia.com/Rise_Against:401_Kill This song actually reminds me of Stone and the people I know that are like him every time it plays.

>>397073

I’m working on it! (Actually writing something this weekend!)

Speaking of writing:

http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2015/03/16/writing-is-a-profane-irrational-imperfect-act/

This shit was the gutpunch wake-up call I needed. It is legit changing the way I approach my Fear of the Blank Page. Like, I'm gonna be turning a few lines in there into pre-writing "get hype" mantras.

>>397079
Hey you like wrestling, right?
What'd you think of Max Landis' new video?

>>397089

Heard about it from /wooo/, but haven't seen it yet. General consensus there is mixed over it. I'll probably give it a watch soon, though.

First time back on plus4chan in years. I'm surprised it's still up and running honestly. Cool.

>>397103
We're not dead yet. We think we'll go for a walk.

>found out dad has cancer again (after having a largynectomy over the summer)
>take most of last week off work to visit family and deal, including taking some unpaid time since I didn't have enough PTO
>going back tomorrow
>gonna have to explain over and over what happened

Seriously dreading it. I can barely talk about it to anyone without tearing up a bit... Bf advised me to just say "family emergency" but that just evokes more questions

does anyone here know anything about investing in stocks? because fuck I want to.

>>397105
Just tell who you need to tell for work reasons and keep it to yourself for everyone else. Your best friend's right - don't worry about being "mysterious" or any shit like that. Do what you gotta do for you.

Whenever an artist produces greatness and refers to it as "just a quick doodle I made", it hurts inside.

I decided to do some manscaping. Namely, trimming the pubes. First time ever. Feels not-half-bad.

>>397110
I did for the first time a few months ago. No regrets.

My crotch feels like a vagina in all the right ways. No trano

Having to throw away clothes is the worst feeling.
We've gone through so much shit together turquoise striped boxer shorts...

>went on DA
>searched for "the raccoons"
>several really nice original drawings, a few photos, and one usual "why was this drawn" piece
>no fanart for the 80s show for an entire page
>faith in humanity/DA restored a little

I can't tell if she likes me, or is just being friendly.

>>397129
>google character name
>comes up with dA fan 'art'
>'art' meaning almost all of them were MS paint tracings from a character picture, except distorted and no creativity whatsoever
>at least it isn't porn

>>397133
Your next task is to Google "Raccoons/<character name> the Hedgehog"

>>397129
>>397133
I should create a subsection of Godwin's law: "As an online image search grows longer, the probability of sighting an image involving My Little Pony approaches 1."

I must be autistic, because I can't understand the joy behind competitive gaming unless there are stakes.

If someone wins a game, someone else loses and loss is one of the most unpleasant, most crushing feelings in the world. Therefore to feel good about winning, while your opponent loses, and to call this fun, just seems barbaric to me.

>>397147
hahahahaha NERRRRRRRRD

also, getting 3000 calories per day is rough work.

>>397147
Most people don't find losing a game to be the most crushing terrible things in the world.

>>397106
>does anyone here know anything about investing in stocks? because fuck I want to.

I went on /biz/.
This is infinitely more daunting now.

The reason I come here and vent my suicidal thoughts is because I don't dare do it anywhere else.
That said

>Things I want to do with my life
>Take up yoga
>Learn to swim
>End it

//youtube.com/watch?v=DxeArEGPZJg

I am dying this is so cute.

Say the med doc today and she is having me stop the venlaflexin (which has leveled out to 'blah') and start up on two other medications at once, Citalopram and Wellbutrin. I've actually been on both at once, but separately, which she said is odd for one of them (forget which) because it's usually given in addition to something else. So I'll be starting that transition next week. The hope is that this will give me more energy without certain side-effects (constipation, which leads to reduced energy.)

My play opened tonight, it was awesome, I was awesome, and if everything proceeds according to keikaku, I'll be getting my law license in four months, and finally be able to fly away and start my life. I just need to get my sleep schedule, lack of motivation, and depression under control so I can function for the next couple of months. My being off any recreational psychoactive substance (aside from caffeine) for the first time since age 17, and any prescribed psychoactive substance for the first time since age 12, may be to blame.



>>397180

Hope things go well Autony. I've been on all those except wellbutrin, and I know shifting drugs can be rough for a few weeks. Courage, mon ami.

I ACTUALLY FINISHED WRITING A THING. :O

T’was a porn fic based on furry webcomic Las Lindas. If you care to read it (for any reason), a link to it (and context for it) is on my Tumblah.

>>397193
Its a porn fic, of course i wanna read it.
Link?

>>397196

http://stephentstone.tumblr.com/post/114850210443/

Please leave feedback via email~

>>397186
Proud of you, TD. :D

Exams are over and I am so fucking happy.

>>397200

Thank you Slowmo! Did you get my Skype dealie?

>>397201

Congrats, Anon!

I will be a millionaire if I can create an add-on that will identify pictures of babies on Facebook and auto-hide them. I wish Facebook had a "don't show pictures from this user" feature...

I just found out Roger Ebert died and my response was "good."

I must have fucked up counting. No way is the recommended *daily* intake a thousand cups of rice.

No way.

I get a sick joy out of arguing with people on the internet, mentioning that I'm a girl (when I'm really not), and then watching them apologize profusely or start being nice out of nowhere.

>>397207
You can block them off your news feed. It's a life-saver.

>>397208
>I just found out Roger Ebert died and my response was "good."
Maybe NOW video games will be considered *looks at smudged writing in hand* ant.

I was without internet for two weeks and it was awful. I had to do things.

>>397213
Ahaha, I should try that some time.

>>397214
I don't want to block them completely, though. I do want to know about their life happenings, and am okay with the occasional baby photo. The problem is when they upload baby photo after baby photo, each in separate posts.

>>397220
You poor thing, that must have been horrible. ;_;

I just got tired... inside my dream.

>>397204
No, I don't think so... Resend it with a message sayin who you are? I get bots a lot, might have rejected it without thinking.
>>397217
e_e

After a bunch of fucking around, I made it onto the Pingu offical website.

I swear, on this page when you open the fifth door, he says 'hey my nigguh'.
http://www.pingu.net/uk/whale.htm

Oh my god. I have no idea what board has a bigger Big Ego - Low Self Esteem gab. /r9k/ or /fa/.

The fact that being antisocial is called a disorder but being gay isn't is absolutely ridiculous.

I don't know why, but it irks me when people make custom thumbnails for their videos. I get that it looks more professional, but at the same time it seems like a pretentious and sellout-y practice especially if your video is a Youtube Poop.

>>397237

…okay explain why you think being gay is a ‘disorder’.

>>397239
No, I didn't imply it was. But if there's no reason for gay to be a disorder, there's no reason being antisocial should be either. It's just a different state of conscious.

>>397240
yes, and being gay isn't
if your mind is wired differently to the point where it negatively affects your life
it is called a "disorder"
because it's a problem, and is identified as being different from the norm
Jesus Christ

>>397240
I'm uncertain, but I think you may be confusing having an antisocial personality disorder with being unsocial, or introverted in some way.

>Antisocial (or dissocial) personality disorder is characterized by a pervasive pattern of disregard for, or violation of, the rights of others. There may be an impoverished moral sense or conscience and a history of crime, legal problems, and impulsive and aggressive behavior.

>The APA's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, fifth edition (DSM-5), defines antisocial personality disorder (Cluster B):[7]

>A) A pervasive pattern of disregard for and violation of the rights of others, occurring since age 15 years, as indicated by three or more of the following:
>1.failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest;
>2.deception, as indicated by repeatedly lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure;
>3.impulsivity or failure to plan ahead;
>4.irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by repeated physical fights or assaults;
>5.reckless disregard for safety of self or others;
>6.consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to sustain consistent work behavior or honor financial obligations;
>7.lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another.
>B) The individual is at least age 18 years.
>C) There is evidence of conduct disorder with onset before age 15 years.
>D) The occurrence of antisocial behavior is not exclusively during the course of schizophrenia or a manic episode.
>Antisocial Personality Disorder (ASPD) falls under the dramatic/erratic cluster of personality disorders, the so-called "Cluster B."

>>397245
Not him slow, but don't be a douche. You know what he meant.

>>397246
This guy gets it. The colloquial term for someone with Antisocial Personality Disorder isn't "shy," or "a loner," it's "sociopath."

>>397248
No, I don't.
"uh excuse me why is it that autism is a '''''disorder''' while going to the gym isn't???"
That is what that sounded like to me.
>don't be a douche
It's my default setting, sorry.

>>397246
A disorder's definition was posted, time to make up the flimsiest excuse I can to say someone fits it.
Let's see... I'll go with internet piracy. Breaks the DMCA, perpetrators often use handles/aliases and rarely show regret.

Fuck April Fools'.

I've been feeling sentimental lately. In a good way.

It's been really nice.

Doc confirmed I have a sinus infection, gave me a prescription for antibiotics but said I should hold off on using them to see if it improves on its own. However, whenever I have a sinus infection it comes with this hollow feeling in my nostrils and this very particular smell. The smell drives me fucking insane because it is there all the time, like a song stuck in your head that you hear perfectly and loops forever. So since I had no improvement this morning when I woke up, I started on the antibiotics, because fuck this. 10-day regiment, hopefully it does its stuff sooner than later.

Future reminder that I should wear a mask when sanding off paint. I didn't this time because it's uncomfortable with my glasses on, and the project took over 15 hours, but my snot has been tinged with silver color for a couple days now.

I've been taking sinus medication and my head sounds like an empty chamber. Is this how normal people hear, or did I fuck up? When I close my jaw, it sounds like a low bongo.

Taking a wicked piss that you've held in forever feels better than sex.

Fucking lavender plants everywhere. How did I not know things where there?!
Even all the way up in the highest trees.

>>397306
I find Bjork scratches that itch for me.

//youtube.com/watch?v=Wa1A0pPc-ik

>>397310
Then now at least we know to link you music from artists with distinctly different names.
I will do that later.

>>397310
You're not me but I ain't even mad. This is fuckin' funny.

I was watching an episode of (Elementary? The one with Sherlock Holmes and an Asian Watson) since it was left on TV. It had a bit where they were targeted by a group that kinda sounded like it represented 4chan or /i/. I must say, it was much better than most programs doing Internet culture.
They had bunch of pizza delivered to them, and after joining a chatroom got told to put 'shoe on head' and show tits or gtfo.

you are the most baffling person and you irritate me

>>397328
>you irritate me
For Slowpoke of all people to fuckin say that, you really must be a case, MT.

>>397329
Because I'm normally very upbeat and amiable, or because I am also irritating?

What is with all the Youtube channels and websites that attach "TV" or "channel" to their name when they have abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do with TV or cable access?

>>397330
Hey, how about we leave that to you to figure out?

>>397323
We were going for 'stop namefagging', but this is fine too.

Why is it that I get most aroused in places where I have no legal way to relieve it?

>>397336
Sounds like you should probably avoid daycare and elementary schools.

>>397337
Masturbation in public is frowned upon in general.

Also kids are gross.

>>397338
>Also kids are gross.
So's masturbating-

>>397339
I believe you are the minority here.

>>397340
Oh, I'm not saying I don't do it.
I just think it's gross as shit. The two ideas can coexist.

Does anyone else not see stuff they want to see just so that you can see it later? I guess I just enjoy the anticipation a lot.

>>397343
Like, willfully put it off even though you're capable of seeing it sooner? Personally, no. However, there are multiple studies about the benefits of delayed gratification, though usually these are about getting more of whatever later instead of less now.

I wish my friends were more willing to talk about their problems instead of suddenly hating me one day for seemingly no reason.

>>397341
My problem has nothing to do with children.

>>397353
Show a few examples to me, and I will tell you the truth.

I completely utterly fucked up. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Please don't let this put me on the street.

>>397355
Taxes?

Really kinda want to switch over from Tumblr to a standalone site with a flat-file CMS (so I can use Markdown textfiles for blog entries and such).

God, I wish I had some dosh.

>>397363
Yup. It all ended up working out barely, though. The lady at the office actually ended up being really nice and understanding.

>>397367
That's good to hear.

With the update to Youtube's My Subscription section, I can't see any text at all in Firefox. I've disabled all ad blocking, element hiding, and themes. It works in IE, so I don't know what the hell is going on with it.

>>397372
Try disabling other extensions; something else youtube-related could be interfering.

>>397373
Seems it's Youtube Center. Guess I just won't be able to read video descriptions for a while until it's updated, as that's still less annoying than dealing with default Youtube nowadays.

>all the girls I like are Christian
I don't think there's anything wrong with them being Christian, except that it complicates any attempt at a long-term relationship with them.

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>>397379
Did you just come back from your first highschool philosophy class?

>>397381
He's always doing this.

Nothing is a concept, not an object. That's like saying 'show me infinity exists'.

The toxicity of online games really get to me. Any acting like an asshole or just general trash talk/taunting pisses me off to the point where I'm thinking something might be wrong with me.

I know it's just a game and that I shouldn't take something like that seriously, but I can't suppress the feeling I get inside me when I get dominated in a game, and the other guy starts doing lennyface bullshit. I have fantasies of jotting down his personal info, going to find him, and bashing his fucking skull in with a bat. And if I were playing in a LAN type tournament thing? I think that's exactly what I would do if he started trash talking. Stop in the middle of the game, and beat the shit out of them.

I don't get these violent tendencies with literally anything else except sports and games. It's not even the losing, it's the idea of someone gloating that they're better than me at something.

>>397385
The violent desires are probably worth looking into and trying to deal with, but I think the casual acceptance of the shittiness of how people act in online games is pretty fucked up all around. You shouldn't want to bash their faces in with baseball bats, but you are entirely justified in feeling like these people should be shunned and even banned for bad behavior.

>>397381
Hey, Philosophy 201 isn't something to brag about either.

>>397389
Never let peer pressure get to you. Do what you think is right, what feels right to you. That's the only way to be happy.

Also, watch the #Rehash episode on South Park.

Listened to Don't Box Me In for about 70th time, and it made me feel differently than all the previous listens.

I have a co-worker. Pretty decent person. But he smells like he doesn't wipe his ass.

How do you handle something like that without generating drama?

>>397393
Put some hand sanitizer on his desk while he's away. Should get the message then.

>>397393
Take him aside, tell him you think you saw a brown smudge on the back of his pants and wanted to let him know before anyone else noticed. He might become a bit paranoid and work to wipe.

Is he a super fat guy?

>>397398
No. He's normal young adult American nerd overweight. But he comes off as a bit socially weak let's just say. I don't want to make him upset, but at the same time, 'what is that horrible smell coming off you? Please take care of it. I don't want to throw up.'

I think I have Glossophobia. Whenever I have a thing I have to present to people I start shaking uncontrollably.

There was something I wanted to say here but now I can't remember what it was.

If someone does a solid for you, say thanks.
Don't say you're unhappy because they said no the first time.

If it gets done.
Just say thanks.

If I had a spirit animal it would be a sloth.

>>397409
If I had a spirit animal it would be a disgusting abomination of unmoving fetid flesh.

When the first personal time machines (PTM) are invented, the first things their users will do with them is go back to download all the YT videos that got taken down.

>>397417
>not using them to download all the porn videos that have been taken down
Come on, you know the rule.

>>397417
So, copyright enforcement is what currently prevents time travel?

>>397419
>not using them to become your own father or mother
Does no one even understand what time travel is for?

>>397437
This nigger gets it.

I fucking hate anyone I see who complains about their relationship going downhill, or about how lonely they are after being single for like a fucking month. Like, fuck you. You should be happy that you got to experience something like that in the first place. Some of us have never been in a relationship or had sex whatsoever. You fucking assholes have no idea what it's like, and you never will. Because you brush it off and say "Oh you'll find someone someday" which is an absolute fucking lie and you know it, you piece of shit.

You don't know me. Who made you the authority on love, implying you know better than I do just because it happened to you? What the hell have you done to deserve happiness? "Be normal and socialize"? Don't make me laugh. Every time I see one of you "normal" fucks walking around with whatever whore you have for a significant other, holding hands and being happy and shit, I think of how satisfying it would be to take a sledgehammer to her stomach and kill her unborn child, just so he doesn't grow up to be as selfish as you. I hope you eat shit and die of AIDS.

ill kill myself

>>397445
And how did it happen to you? if you were lonely, and had no friends, how the FUCK did you get into a relationship? Did it just "happen"? If so, why hasn't it happened to me? What fucking god to I have to pray to, in order for me to be happy?

>>397446

>If so, why hasn't it happened to me?

Well, speaking as someone who’s never so much as even been on a goddamn date…have you tried, I dunno, socializing beyond the Internet? I mean, shit, I’m self-aware enough to know that not trying to socialize IRL is at least a third of my major malfunction. What options do you have for socializing IRL? What places around where you live could help you socialize by giving you and other people a common interest over which you could initially bond?

>>397447
>have you tried, I dunno, socializing beyond the Internet?

Not an option. Fuck that. If the above poster didn't have to do it, why should I?

>>397443
>>397446
>>397448
Have you tried not being an entitled asshole who just expects good things handed to him? You're probably a socialist too.

>ill kill myself

The sooner the better. I've seen enough of your kind shit up /v/ six years ago.

>>397449
Not him, but wishing that someone kill themselves makes you no better than /v/.

>>397449
I don't expect shit to be handed to me, unless it's being handed to everyone else. Which it is.

>>397450
He said it himself.

>>397451
You know jack shit about others. You don't know whether others "deserved" anything. You don't know who worked for it, who lucked into it and who cheated. You're whining, because all you understand is that others have something you don't and therefore the world is unfair. Grow the fuck up.

The only variable in your life that you have any actual control over is YOURSELF. Complaining that others got lucky gets you nowhere. If you waste your time crying how everyone but you is an evil cheater, you can't achieve anything.

By the way, if you resent "normies" for being "normal", you're one of them.

>>397451

Dude. You don’t deserve a goddamn thing just for showing up; the world owes you nothing.

If you have a hobby/interest, find somewhere that both enables you to enjoy said hobby/interest and gives you a chance to socialize with others who share it. Stop crying about how your life sucks—I’ve been there and done that, and it doesn’t help one fucking bit. You know what helps? Saying "what the fuck", taking a chance, and actually putting in the effort to change your shitty life.

Don’t look to me for pity. You’ll find none here, just as plus4 has refused to enable my woe-is-me bullshit in the past (for which I thank the bastard-coated bastards that lurk here). I’ll lend you an ear, and I’ll sympathize with your plight, but I won’t toss you worthless platitudes that will only deepen your narcissistic self-pity. If you want a change in your life, no one else but you can truly make it happen.

You can wallow in your emotional shit or you can get off your ass and fucking do something. What’s it gonna be?

Aw yes, got my car loan completely paid off today. That's one debt down, and now I get to use that monthly payment towards other debt Q_Q

>>397472
It honestly won't work. But good on you for trying.

>>397474
>or using the ban as an incentive to finally leave this place behind?
That one.

porn doesnt arouse me anymore you guys
what do

I am watching Cartoon Network and my reaction to every cartoon so far is 'is that guy on drugs?'

Especially that 'Where's Chicky' thing. Methamphetamines. Not even once.

>>397477
PornFree. It's worth it in the long run. Or find some retarded fetishes, that works too.

Except for the fact that people hate ads in youtube videos.

>>397496
Those people should just install adblock.

>>397440
Don't do that.
>>397443
As someone who's been in both places, being a permavirgin is SIGNIFICANTLY better than being in a bad relationship.
>>397477
Stop watching it. Detox. S'a drug bro.

>>397496
Don't worry, the ads are much better than my videos anyway.

>>397501
Oh fuck I forgot. I never used cannabis but I still like to celebrate the day.
>dat caturday 4/20 last year tho. nip it, fgt.

In other news, leaking house. I forgot that happens.

>>397498
Even if you don't mind ads, you shoud still block them. Ad delivery networks don't screen everything perfectly, so every now and then people get malware-infested ads even on "serious" websites.

>999 unique users
Yay!

I accidentally threw away €150. Like in the actual trash. Jesus fuck. I'm a fucking retard. Thank fuck I realized it in time and managed to fish it out again.

With all the spam I am getting in my email, I wonder how retarded you must be to fall for those?

>>397538
>€150
so like
two dollars

>>397574

Do you…do you even know what Rule 34 says?

>>397578
R35 implies that R34 does not work sometimes.

>>397579

If you really didn't expect someone to have ever made porn of Hitler and Stalin when we have the Devil's Toilet that is 4chan around, you really didn't expect Rule 34 to apply to everything.

>>397574
>being surprised about that
Does anyone have the pic of Hitler and a furry shark fucking? The guy had a whole gallery of Hitler porn he made.

https://hire.jobvite.com/Jobvite/Jobs.aspx?c=qZ79VfwU&Page=Jobs

About 20 jobs available over at TellTale Games, all in San Rafael, CA. I wonder what's going on over there.

>girl is /fit/, hard-working, friendly, smart, grade-A, responsible, funny, similar interests and pretty much 9+/10 personality all round.
>would be a great influence, and perfect wife material
>face is ok
Fuck, being shallow sucks sometimes. That said, I'm still considering. I need time to think.

http://www.ubergizmo.com/2015/04/samsungs-galaxy-s6-is-apparently-strong-enough-to-crack-walnuts/

The spirit of Nokia lives on.

I still wonder if YouTube one day becomes so bloated with content it fucking blows up. Physically, taking all of Google Headquarters with it.

Just in case that is somehow possible, I am saving all the best videos when I can.

//youtube.com/watch?v=_NoWIZv96KU

>>397608
Love that guy.

>>397598
Oh thats old. /gd/ has been putting together some new stuff like "Butterfly" (screen opens all the way back)

I overthink everything.

It's useful for careers and money but shit for my social life
>she didn't reply. she thinks im annoying!
>she replied. she wants the dick!

>>397639
Fish oil.
Sunlight.
Less sugar and white flower products.
Plenty of sleep.
Small amount of caffeine before lunch.

That may help you retain mental clarity and rational perspective.

There should be a law barring all individuals younger than 15 from using the Internets without parental supervision.

>>397656
Why is rendering important, anon?

>>397661
I just wanted to make a little conversation...

>>397666

It's like [adult swim], only these assholes can actually do something about the aspect ratio issue and choose not to. (Dickheads.)

Now, this may just be my cynicism talking, but I'm beginning to think our generation is super fucking irritating.

>>397685
Older generations aren't any better. Just different flavors of terrible.

>>397685
You may be better off living in another town, another state, another country. You would be surprised how many people find their place only after moving several times.

>>397686
Oh no. Older generations do fucking stupid things, as ours and the ones after us.

We just seem to magnetize obnoxious behavior in a way that really gets under my skin.

>>397691
Being on the internet lets you be exposed to way more idiocy than previous generations had easily accessible.

I just discovered there is a Tümbler called "8 lesbians climbing through my window" (no spaces).

I don't know what's on it, but the name sure left an impression.

My cousin and his girlfriend were going to have a baby. Sadly, it was stillborn on Friday, about 20 weeks into the pregnancy.

Then, today, I get a card in the mail inviting me to their baby shower (since I get my mail a tad late, they were likely sent early last week or the week prior.) Man, that's got to be a kick to the gut when people call up to RSVP for your dead baby's shower...

>>397699
Aww shit that's rough. My heart goes out to your family.

Goddamn my voice sucks.

Everyone should get a gun and murder should be legal. Can't wait for this fucking race to wipe itself off the planet over fucking videogames and cartoons.

>>397705
>CRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWLIIIIING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>397705
The sort of people who get that excited over such things won't make it 2 feet out of the house.
And most people rarely mean what they say online. It's mostly hyperbole and exaggeration. Like you for example.

>>397723
This is apparently the attitude I take with everything and it drives my wife bonkers.

>>397733
Whoops, dropped my name.
This probably shouldn't surprise anyone.

I found out that the new antidepressants I'm taking makes me sweat profusely when I sweat at all. I was pulling weeds yesterday evening, and while it was cool outside I expected to sweat a little. However, after 20 minutes I was literally dripping sweat at a large rate if I leaned over, as though I had just ran a marathon. Even just moving something 40-50 lbs between will make me sweat a little, and once I sweat a little I sweat a lot.

This may actually be useful for weight loss, were I to start working out even the tiniest bit...

>>397736
arent you like

17

>>397741
I'm 20 mang. Live on my own, have a job, the whole nine. Incredible, isn't it?

>>397740
Sweating doesn't actually make you lose weight, except for like ~5 pounds of stored water weight. Mostly it just dehydrates you though, which is actually pretty bad for losing weight.
>>397741
>>397744
I did first start posting here when I was like 15 though. Captain Raptor is the one who actually told me to get a name, she said I was her favorite anon. :')

>>397744
We all fuck up that young. Its okay, pokey.

>>397747
Uh
Y-you too.

>>397757
>Y-you too.
I just picked up a pizza and said 'have a nice day'. It's been dark for hours. Dammit.
But at least she was the once saying 'you too'.

>>397758
As far as I'm concerned the day doesn't end till you hit the bed.

>>397759
Agreed.

This is art
//youtube.com/watch?v=ngJOKz9rj9A

//youtube.com/watch?v=D9WcfZ2AnJk
Wow, I'm really glad for her!

>>397768
Who is she again? Don't follow BT that closely.

>>397805
The new player is fucking trash as well.

>went to the Lourve and all over Italy
>assuming all statues are flaccid, the only roman statue with a penis as big as mine was Sleeping Hermaphroditus (that's Ancient for 'trap')
I don't know how to feel about this.

>tfw too depressed to even masturbate

>>397808
Look at it as an important life lesson – there is more to life than fapping.

>>397810

Right. There's also the discussion of fapping and fapworthy materials.

As a 21-year-old male losing his hair, I want the religious conservative fucks out of office so we can put every available dollar into stem cell research.