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>On the Previous Episode of SYM: >395979

I have a $20 gift card to Barnes & Noble. However, I rarely read these days. Any suggestions for what to buy? Ideally not books, but a book is fine too
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Minifig
They sell board games there, right? Go pick up Carcasonne or Dixit or something else that's fun.
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Anonymous
>397016
I've no one to play board games with, though. D:
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>like Diet Coke now

Does this mean I'm officially old?
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Anonymous
>397028
It means your sweetness threshold has shifted, meaning you don't tolerate stuff as sweet as regular coke.

So
in a way
yes, it means youre old-er.
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Mister Twister
If boxing and Judo ever get fused into a single fighting style, it should be called Hugboxing.
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Anonymous
>397031
wat? Diet Coke is way sweeter than regular Coke.
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Anonymous
>397033
Really? I've always tasted it softer.
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Anonymous
>397034
Oh wait.
Je suis mexicaine.

We probably have different cokes here anyway.
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Anonymous
Wasn't there some brain disease where you could just drop dead any second for no reason? What's that called?
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Mister Twister
People who dismiss old technology should be reminded that they themselves are old technology. Seriously, the human body have stayed this way for millions of years, without changing.
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Mister Twister
In the next few hundred years the English language will change so much we will start using different vowels for the same sounds. And there will be those who are nostalgic for good old classic spelling.
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Anonymous
>397066
Case study: America

I mean, how the fuck did 'colour' become 'color'? Who the fuck is responsible for all this shit. Like, ffs I grew up reading American books say 'jail' and now I have to spell it as 'gaol' or else it's wrong. And don't get me started on 'ize'.
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Mister Twister
>397068
Stephen King's Dark Tower line of novels actually uses "gaol" in a parallel version of Earth.
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Minifig
Ugh, I'm going through my "why even bother looking for a date, even if a woman was interested then I'd only fuck it up somehow" phase again. I feel like if I make any effort, it won't get me anywhere.
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Anonymous
>even if a woman was interested then I'd only fuck it up somehow
Learn from your mistakes.
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Anonymous
>397071
Minifig, and to a lesser extent, Mr. Stone, are literally incapable of doing so. It's actually incredible.
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Slowpoke
>397073
Whoops, name fell off.
http://lyrics.wikia.com/Rise_Against:401_Kill This song actually reminds me of Stone and the people I know that are like him every time it plays.
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Occasionally, I have the urge to spray fan art over graffiti-ridden walls. It should be noted that I am not a talented artist.
I can run fast, though...
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Mr. StonezWb42fBPMM
>397073

I’m working on it! (Actually writing something this weekend!)
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Mr. StonezWb42fBPMM
Speaking of writing:

http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2015/03/16/writing-is-a-profane-irrational-imperfect-act/

This shit was the gutpunch wake-up call I needed. It is legit changing the way I approach my Fear of the Blank Page. Like, I'm gonna be turning a few lines in there into pre-writing "get hype" mantras.
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Anonymous
>397079
Hey you like wrestling, right?
What'd you think of Max Landis' new video?
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Mr. StonezWb42fBPMM
>397089

Heard about it from /wooo/, but haven't seen it yet. General consensus there is mixed over it. I'll probably give it a watch soon, though.
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GeneralStatementw32SaaNOsA
First time back on plus4chan in years. I'm surprised it's still up and running honestly. Cool.
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Anonymous
>397103
We're not dead yet. We think we'll go for a walk.
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Anonymous
>found out dad has cancer again (after having a largynectomy over the summer)
>take most of last week off work to visit family and deal, including taking some unpaid time since I didn't have enough PTO
>going back tomorrow
>gonna have to explain over and over what happened

Seriously dreading it. I can barely talk about it to anyone without tearing up a bit... Bf advised me to just say "family emergency" but that just evokes more questions
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Anonymous
does anyone here know anything about investing in stocks? because fuck I want to.

>397105
Just tell who you need to tell for work reasons and keep it to yourself for everyone else. Your best friend's right - don't worry about being "mysterious" or any shit like that. Do what you gotta do for you.
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Mister Twister
Whenever an artist produces greatness and refers to it as "just a quick doodle I made", it hurts inside.
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Anonymous
I decided to do some manscaping. Namely, trimming the pubes. First time ever. Feels not-half-bad.
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Anonymous
>397110
I did for the first time a few months ago. No regrets.

My crotch feels like a vagina in all the right ways. No trano
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Anonymous
Having to throw away clothes is the worst feeling.
We've gone through so much shit together turquoise striped boxer shorts...
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Mister Twister
>went on DA
>searched for "the raccoons"
>several really nice original drawings, a few photos, and one usual "why was this drawn" piece
>no fanart for the 80s show for an entire page
>faith in humanity/DA restored a little
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Anonymous
I can't tell if she likes me, or is just being friendly.
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Anonymous
>397129
>google character name
>comes up with dA fan 'art'
>'art' meaning almost all of them were MS paint tracings from a character picture, except distorted and no creativity whatsoever
>at least it isn't porn
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Anonymous
>397133
Your next task is to Google "Raccoons/<character name> the Hedgehog"
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Eating
>397129
>397133
I should create a subsection of Godwin's law: "As an online image search grows longer, the probability of sighting an image involving My Little Pony approaches 1."
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Anonymous
I must be autistic, because I can't understand the joy behind competitive gaming unless there are stakes.

If someone wins a game, someone else loses and loss is one of the most unpleasant, most crushing feelings in the world. Therefore to feel good about winning, while your opponent loses, and to call this fun, just seems barbaric to me.
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Slowpoke
>397147
hahahahaha NERRRRRRRRD
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Slowpoke
also, getting 3000 calories per day is rough work.
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Anonymous
>397147
Most people don't find losing a game to be the most crushing terrible things in the world.
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Anonymous
>397106
>does anyone here know anything about investing in stocks? because fuck I want to.

I went on /biz/.
This is infinitely more daunting now.
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Anonymous
The reason I come here and vent my suicidal thoughts is because I don't dare do it anywhere else.
That said

>Things I want to do with my life
>Take up yoga
>Learn to swim
>End it
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The Sneaky Tiki
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I am dying this is so cute.
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Autonymoosex4vv0ZYuAo
Say the med doc today and she is having me stop the venlaflexin (which has leveled out to 'blah') and start up on two other medications at once, Citalopram and Wellbutrin. I've actually been on both at once, but separately, which she said is odd for one of them (forget which) because it's usually given in addition to something else. So I'll be starting that transition next week. The hope is that this will give me more energy without certain side-effects (constipation, which leads to reduced energy.)
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Tora Doran0CyHpL66I
My play opened tonight, it was awesome, I was awesome, and if everything proceeds according to keikaku, I'll be getting my law license in four months, and finally be able to fly away and start my life. I just need to get my sleep schedule, lack of motivation, and depression under control so I can function for the next couple of months. My being off any recreational psychoactive substance (aside from caffeine) for the first time since age 17, and any prescribed psychoactive substance for the first time since age 12, may be to blame.



>397180

Hope things go well Autony. I've been on all those except wellbutrin, and I know shifting drugs can be rough for a few weeks. Courage, mon ami.
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Mr. StonezWb42fBPMM
I ACTUALLY FINISHED WRITING A THING. :O

T’was a porn fic based on furry webcomic Las Lindas. If you care to read it (for any reason), a link to it (and context for it) is on my Tumblah.
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Anonymous
>397193
Its a porn fic, of course i wanna read it.
Link?
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Mr. StonezWb42fBPMM
>397196

http://stephentstone.tumblr.com/post/114850210443/

Please leave feedback via email~
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slowmobile
>397186
Proud of you, TD. :D
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Anonymous
Exams are over and I am so fucking happy.
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Tora Doran0CyHpL66I
>397200

Thank you Slowmo! Did you get my Skype dealie?

>397201

Congrats, Anon!
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Autonymoosex4vv0ZYuAo
I will be a millionaire if I can create an add-on that will identify pictures of babies on Facebook and auto-hide them. I wish Facebook had a "don't show pictures from this user" feature...
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The Sneaky Tiki
I just found out Roger Ebert died and my response was "good."
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Anonymous
I must have fucked up counting. No way is the recommended *daily* intake a thousand cups of rice.

No way.
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Anonymous
I get a sick joy out of arguing with people on the internet, mentioning that I'm a girl (when I'm really not), and then watching them apologize profusely or start being nice out of nowhere.
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Anonymous
>397207
You can block them off your news feed. It's a life-saver.
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Anonymous
>397208
>I just found out Roger Ebert died and my response was "good."
Maybe NOW video games will be considered *looks at smudged writing in hand* ant.
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TeethandHunger
I was without internet for two weeks and it was awful. I had to do things.
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Autonymoosex4vv0ZYuAo
>397213
Ahaha, I should try that some time.

>397214
I don't want to block them completely, though. I do want to know about their life happenings, and am okay with the occasional baby photo. The problem is when they upload baby photo after baby photo, each in separate posts.

>397220
You poor thing, that must have been horrible. ;_;
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Anonymous
I just got tired... inside my dream.
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slowmobile
>397204
No, I don't think so... Resend it with a message sayin who you are? I get bots a lot, might have rejected it without thinking.
>397217
e_e
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Anonymous
After a bunch of fucking around, I made it onto the Pingu offical website.

I swear, on this page when you open the fifth door, he says 'hey my nigguh'.
http://www.pingu.net/uk/whale.htm
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Anonymous
Oh my god. I have no idea what board has a bigger Big Ego - Low Self Esteem gab. /r9k/ or /fa/.
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Anonymous
The fact that being antisocial is called a disorder but being gay isn't is absolutely ridiculous.
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Anonymous
I don't know why, but it irks me when people make custom thumbnails for their videos. I get that it looks more professional, but at the same time it seems like a pretentious and sellout-y practice especially if your video is a Youtube Poop.
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Mr. StonezWb42fBPMM
>397237

…okay explain why you think being gay is a ‘disorder’.
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Anonymous
>397239
No, I didn't imply it was. But if there's no reason for gay to be a disorder, there's no reason being antisocial should be either. It's just a different state of conscious.
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Slowpoke
>397240
yes, and being gay isn't
if your mind is wired differently to the point where it negatively affects your life
it is called a "disorder"
because it's a problem, and is identified as being different from the norm
Jesus Christ
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Anonymous
>397240
I'm uncertain, but I think you may be confusing having an antisocial personality disorder with being unsocial, or introverted in some way.

>Antisocial (or dissocial) personality disorder is characterized by a pervasive pattern of disregard for, or violation of, the rights of others. There may be an impoverished moral sense or conscience and a history of crime, legal problems, and impulsive and aggressive behavior.

>The APA's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, fifth edition (DSM-5), defines antisocial personality disorder (Cluster B):[7]

>A) A pervasive pattern of disregard for and violation of the rights of others, occurring since age 15 years, as indicated by three or more of the following:
>1.failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest;
>2.deception, as indicated by repeatedly lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure;
>3.impulsivity or failure to plan ahead;
>4.irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by repeated physical fights or assaults;
>5.reckless disregard for safety of self or others;
>6.consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to sustain consistent work behavior or honor financial obligations;
>7.lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another.
>B) The individual is at least age 18 years.
>C) There is evidence of conduct disorder with onset before age 15 years.
>D) The occurrence of antisocial behavior is not exclusively during the course of schizophrenia or a manic episode.
>Antisocial Personality Disorder (ASPD) falls under the dramatic/erratic cluster of personality disorders, the so-called "Cluster B."
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Anonymous
>397245
Not him slow, but don't be a douche. You know what he meant.
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Anonymous
>397246
This guy gets it. The colloquial term for someone with Antisocial Personality Disorder isn't "shy," or "a loner," it's "sociopath."
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slowmobile
>397248
No, I don't.
"uh excuse me why is it that autism is a '''''disorder''' while going to the gym isn't???"
That is what that sounded like to me.
>don't be a douche
It's my default setting, sorry.
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Anonymous
>397246
A disorder's definition was posted, time to make up the flimsiest excuse I can to say someone fits it.
Let's see... I'll go with internet piracy. Breaks the DMCA, perpetrators often use handles/aliases and rarely show regret.
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Anonymous
Fuck April Fools'.
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Anonymous
I've been feeling sentimental lately. In a good way.

It's been really nice.
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Anonymous
Doc confirmed I have a sinus infection, gave me a prescription for antibiotics but said I should hold off on using them to see if it improves on its own. However, whenever I have a sinus infection it comes with this hollow feeling in my nostrils and this very particular smell. The smell drives me fucking insane because it is there all the time, like a song stuck in your head that you hear perfectly and loops forever. So since I had no improvement this morning when I woke up, I started on the antibiotics, because fuck this. 10-day regiment, hopefully it does its stuff sooner than later.
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Anonymous
Future reminder that I should wear a mask when sanding off paint. I didn't this time because it's uncomfortable with my glasses on, and the project took over 15 hours, but my snot has been tinged with silver color for a couple days now.
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Anonymous
I've been taking sinus medication and my head sounds like an empty chamber. Is this how normal people hear, or did I fuck up? When I close my jaw, it sounds like a low bongo.
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>397266
Better idea than having to regrow it after the infection destroys it.
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Anonymous
Taking a wicked piss that you've held in forever feels better than sex.
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>trying to get over girl
>look up music on soundcloud
>related music shows an artist who has almost exactly the same name
>and mind you it's a fucking unusual name
There is no happy place.
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TeethandHunger
Fucking lavender plants everywhere. How did I not know things where there?!
Even all the way up in the highest trees.
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The Sneaky Tiki
>397306
I find Bjork scratches that itch for me.

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>397308
HER NAME WAS BJORK
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>397310
Then now at least we know to link you music from artists with distinctly different names.
I will do that later.
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>397310
You're not me but I ain't even mad. This is fuckin' funny.
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Anonymous
I was watching an episode of (Elementary? The one with Sherlock Holmes and an Asian Watson) since it was left on TV. It had a bit where they were targeted by a group that kinda sounded like it represented 4chan or /i/. I must say, it was much better than most programs doing Internet culture.
They had bunch of pizza delivered to them, and after joining a chatroom got told to put 'shoe on head' and show tits or gtfo.
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Mister Twister
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I have figured out how to become a better imageboard poster.

Less text, more images. Relying on text posts only shows that you are trying to turn a board into your personal blog. Posting images is an act of respect for the site; it takes attention away from yourself, and back towards the site's purpose.
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Mister Twister
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This was recommended to me on YT.

Fucking why, and who the fuck is that fucker?
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Slowpoke
you are the most baffling person and you irritate me
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Anonymous
>397328
>you irritate me
For Slowpoke of all people to fuckin say that, you really must be a case, MT.
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slowmobile
>397329
Because I'm normally very upbeat and amiable, or because I am also irritating?
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Anonymous
What is with all the Youtube channels and websites that attach "TV" or "channel" to their name when they have abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do with TV or cable access?
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Anonymous
>397330
Hey, how about we leave that to you to figure out?
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Anonymous
>397323
We were going for 'stop namefagging', but this is fine too.
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Anonymous
Why is it that I get most aroused in places where I have no legal way to relieve it?
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Anonymous
>397336
Sounds like you should probably avoid daycare and elementary schools.
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Anonymous
>397337
Masturbation in public is frowned upon in general.

Also kids are gross.
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Anonymous
>397338
>Also kids are gross.
So's masturbating-
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Anonymous
>397339
I believe you are the minority here.
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Anonymous
>397340
Oh, I'm not saying I don't do it.
I just think it's gross as shit. The two ideas can coexist.
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Eating
Does anyone else not see stuff they want to see just so that you can see it later? I guess I just enjoy the anticipation a lot.
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Anonymous
>397343
Like, willfully put it off even though you're capable of seeing it sooner? Personally, no. However, there are multiple studies about the benefits of delayed gratification, though usually these are about getting more of whatever later instead of less now.
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Anonymous
I wish my friends were more willing to talk about their problems instead of suddenly hating me one day for seemingly no reason.
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Anonymous
>397341
My problem has nothing to do with children.
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Apparently according to /gd/ I'm actually kinda good at graphic design? I mean, I've been an illustrator for years and I've been doodling logos for just as long, but I never assumed it could compare to anything anyone who actually does it for a living does.
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Mister Twister
>397353
Show a few examples to me, and I will tell you the truth.
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Anonymous
I completely utterly fucked up. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Please don't let this put me on the street.
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Anonymous
>397355
Taxes?
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Mr. StonezWb42fBPMM
Really kinda want to switch over from Tumblr to a standalone site with a flat-file CMS (so I can use Markdown textfiles for blog entries and such).

God, I wish I had some dosh.
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Anonymous
>397363
Yup. It all ended up working out barely, though. The lady at the office actually ended up being really nice and understanding.
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Anonymous
>397367
That's good to hear.
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Anonymous
With the update to Youtube's My Subscription section, I can't see any text at all in Firefox. I've disabled all ad blocking, element hiding, and themes. It works in IE, so I don't know what the hell is going on with it.
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Anonymous
>397372
Try disabling other extensions; something else youtube-related could be interfering.
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Anonymous
>397373
Seems it's Youtube Center. Guess I just won't be able to read video descriptions for a while until it's updated, as that's still less annoying than dealing with default Youtube nowadays.
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Anonymous
>all the girls I like are Christian
I don't think there's anything wrong with them being Christian, except that it complicates any attempt at a long-term relationship with them.
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Mister Twister
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Does nothing truly exist? Is there such thing as nothing? Because every time someone mentions nothing, it is always something.

Show me nothing, and I will believe in its existence.
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Anonymous
>397379
Did you just come back from your first highschool philosophy class?
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Anonymous
>397381
He's always doing this.

Nothing is a concept, not an object. That's like saying 'show me infinity exists'.
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Anonymous
The toxicity of online games really get to me. Any acting like an asshole or just general trash talk/taunting pisses me off to the point where I'm thinking something might be wrong with me.

I know it's just a game and that I shouldn't take something like that seriously, but I can't suppress the feeling I get inside me when I get dominated in a game, and the other guy starts doing lennyface bullshit. I have fantasies of jotting down his personal info, going to find him, and bashing his fucking skull in with a bat. And if I were playing in a LAN type tournament thing? I think that's exactly what I would do if he started trash talking. Stop in the middle of the game, and beat the shit out of them.

I don't get these violent tendencies with literally anything else except sports and games. It's not even the losing, it's the idea of someone gloating that they're better than me at something.
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Anonymous
>397385
The violent desires are probably worth looking into and trying to deal with, but I think the casual acceptance of the shittiness of how people act in online games is pretty fucked up all around. You shouldn't want to bash their faces in with baseball bats, but you are entirely justified in feeling like these people should be shunned and even banned for bad behavior.
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Mister Twister
>397381
Hey, Philosophy 201 isn't something to brag about either.
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I can't stand my friends at times, mostly when they feel compelled to stare at their phone all the time, especially when we're just hanging out. Sometimes it's just one of them, other times it's literally all of them; every single person except me has their head down, eyes glued to whatever app they have open.

And then one of them puts on earphones because when you hang out with friends, you don't want to hear what any of them say. Or worse, when audio just blares out of their phone at full volume as it is incredibly important for everyone to hear the no doubt hilarious Vine they're watching.

I also worry that this is just the new age we live in. Friends share stories not of their own anymore, but of what they read on Facebook. Where jokes are told to each other in the form of referencing and parroting their favorites posts from tumblr. A time of when you're only really social if you're on social media. And I'm worried I'm just too stubborn to change.
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Mister Twister
>397389
Never let peer pressure get to you. Do what you think is right, what feels right to you. That's the only way to be happy.

Also, watch the #Rehash episode on South Park.
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Mister Twister
Listened to Don't Box Me In for about 70th time, and it made me feel differently than all the previous listens.
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Anonymous
I have a co-worker. Pretty decent person. But he smells like he doesn't wipe his ass.

How do you handle something like that without generating drama?
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Anonymous
>397393
Put some hand sanitizer on his desk while he's away. Should get the message then.
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Anonymous
>397393
Take him aside, tell him you think you saw a brown smudge on the back of his pants and wanted to let him know before anyone else noticed. He might become a bit paranoid and work to wipe.

Is he a super fat guy?
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Anonymous
>397398
No. He's normal young adult American nerd overweight. But he comes off as a bit socially weak let's just say. I don't want to make him upset, but at the same time, 'what is that horrible smell coming off you? Please take care of it. I don't want to throw up.'
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Anonymous
I think I have Glossophobia. Whenever I have a thing I have to present to people I start shaking uncontrollably.
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Anonymous
There was something I wanted to say here but now I can't remember what it was.
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Anonymous
If someone does a solid for you, say thanks.
Don't say you're unhappy because they said no the first time.

If it gets done.
Just say thanks.
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Anonymous
If I had a spirit animal it would be a sloth.
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Anonymous
>397409
If I had a spirit animal it would be a disgusting abomination of unmoving fetid flesh.
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Mister Twister
When the first personal time machines (PTM) are invented, the first things their users will do with them is go back to download all the YT videos that got taken down.
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Anonymous
>397417
>not using them to download all the porn videos that have been taken down
Come on, you know the rule.
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Eating
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>397028
Just swap 'vanilla' for 'Diet Coke'.
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Anonymous
>397417
So, copyright enforcement is what currently prevents time travel?
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Anonymous
>397419
>not using them to become your own father or mother
Does no one even understand what time travel is for?
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Mister Twister
>397437
This nigger gets it.
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Anonymous
I fucking hate anyone I see who complains about their relationship going downhill, or about how lonely they are after being single for like a fucking month. Like, fuck you. You should be happy that you got to experience something like that in the first place. Some of us have never been in a relationship or had sex whatsoever. You fucking assholes have no idea what it's like, and you never will. Because you brush it off and say "Oh you'll find someone someday" which is an absolute fucking lie and you know it, you piece of shit.

You don't know me. Who made you the authority on love, implying you know better than I do just because it happened to you? What the hell have you done to deserve happiness? "Be normal and socialize"? Don't make me laugh. Every time I see one of you "normal" fucks walking around with whatever whore you have for a significant other, holding hands and being happy and shit, I think of how satisfying it would be to take a sledgehammer to her stomach and kill her unborn child, just so he doesn't grow up to be as selfish as you. I hope you eat shit and die of AIDS.

ill kill myself
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Anonymous
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>397443
with that outlook, maybe its for the better

But in full seriousness, you can just do what I did and resign yourself to a life without a significant other nor sex and just be glad you still have a towel, your right hand or a couple of fingers in my case.
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>397443
>You fucking assholes have no idea what it's like, and you never will.

How do you know that? They could have felt the exact same way before they got into a relationship. Source: I was lonely as fuck and had no friends before I got into a relationship.

>You don't know me.

Nor do you know me. It's a two-way street. You can't make judgement of someone you don't know and not allow them to do the same back.

Stop whining and either accept that nothing will ever happen because you're bitter or change yourself.
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Anonymous
>397445
And how did it happen to you? if you were lonely, and had no friends, how the FUCK did you get into a relationship? Did it just "happen"? If so, why hasn't it happened to me? What fucking god to I have to pray to, in order for me to be happy?
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Mr. StonezWb42fBPMM
>397446

>If so, why hasn't it happened to me?

Well, speaking as someone who’s never so much as even been on a goddamn date…have you tried, I dunno, socializing beyond the Internet? I mean, shit, I’m self-aware enough to know that not trying to socialize IRL is at least a third of my major malfunction. What options do you have for socializing IRL? What places around where you live could help you socialize by giving you and other people a common interest over which you could initially bond?
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Anonymous
>397447
>have you tried, I dunno, socializing beyond the Internet?

Not an option. Fuck that. If the above poster didn't have to do it, why should I?
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Anonymous
>397443
>397446
>397448
Have you tried not being an entitled asshole who just expects good things handed to him? You're probably a socialist too.

>ill kill myself

The sooner the better. I've seen enough of your kind shit up /v/ six years ago.
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Anonymous
>397449
Not him, but wishing that someone kill themselves makes you no better than /v/.
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Anonymous
>397449
I don't expect shit to be handed to me, unless it's being handed to everyone else. Which it is.
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Anonymous
>397450
He said it himself.

>397451
You know jack shit about others. You don't know whether others "deserved" anything. You don't know who worked for it, who lucked into it and who cheated. You're whining, because all you understand is that others have something you don't and therefore the world is unfair. Grow the fuck up.

The only variable in your life that you have any actual control over is YOURSELF. Complaining that others got lucky gets you nowhere. If you waste your time crying how everyone but you is an evil cheater, you can't achieve anything.

By the way, if you resent "normies" for being "normal", you're one of them.
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Anonymous
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http://q13fox.com/2015/04/17/semi-truck-carrying-millions-of-bees-overturns-on-i-5-wsp-warns-drivers/
I always appreciate the opportunity to trot out this meme.
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Mr. StonezWb42fBPMM
>397451

Dude. You don’t deserve a goddamn thing just for showing up; the world owes you nothing.

If you have a hobby/interest, find somewhere that both enables you to enjoy said hobby/interest and gives you a chance to socialize with others who share it. Stop crying about how your life sucks—I’ve been there and done that, and it doesn’t help one fucking bit. You know what helps? Saying "what the fuck", taking a chance, and actually putting in the effort to change your shitty life.

Don’t look to me for pity. You’ll find none here, just as plus4 has refused to enable my woe-is-me bullshit in the past (for which I thank the bastard-coated bastards that lurk here). I’ll lend you an ear, and I’ll sympathize with your plight, but I won’t toss you worthless platitudes that will only deepen your narcissistic self-pity. If you want a change in your life, no one else but you can truly make it happen.

You can wallow in your emotional shit or you can get off your ass and fucking do something. What’s it gonna be?
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Anonymous
Aw yes, got my car loan completely paid off today. That's one debt down, and now I get to use that monthly payment towards other debt Q_Q
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Anonymous
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Can I get a permaban?

Thanks.
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Anonymous
>397472
It honestly won't work. But good on you for trying.
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Anonymous
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>397473
Actually getting banned by request, or using the ban as an incentive to finally leave this place behind?
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Anonymous
>397474
>or using the ban as an incentive to finally leave this place behind?
That one.
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Anonymous
porn doesnt arouse me anymore you guys
what do
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Eating
I am watching Cartoon Network and my reaction to every cartoon so far is 'is that guy on drugs?'

Especially that 'Where's Chicky' thing. Methamphetamines. Not even once.
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Anonymous
>397477
PornFree. It's worth it in the long run. Or find some retarded fetishes, that works too.
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Anonymous
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I firmly believe that every cartoon project should have an out-of-the-closet furfag in character design to make sure at least one character appeals to the furry audience. That's the easiest way to get fans.
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Mister Twister
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Celebration.
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Anonymous
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Huh, that's actually kinda cool.

I used copyright material without permission (audio), and instead of deleting/fucking up the video, the copyright owners are able to monetize my video.
I'm ok with this.
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Anonymous
Except for the fact that people hate ads in youtube videos.
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Anonymous
>397496
Those people should just install adblock.
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Anonymous
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>397496
Just the people who have sticks up their butts. Really, ads on the internet can be terrible sometimes, but the ads that are on YouTube are some of the most harmless. They're tastefully placed, they don't interrupt anything else about the site, and even the unskippable video ads are short enough to not be any sort of bother. They need to at least recognize the ads that are on Wikia or most news sites are far worse and be glad that it's nothing like that.
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Slowpoke
>397440
Don't do that.
>397443
As someone who's been in both places, being a permavirgin is SIGNIFICANTLY better than being in a bad relationship.
>397477
Stop watching it. Detox. S'a drug bro.
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Anonymous
>397496
Don't worry, the ads are much better than my videos anyway.
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Anonymous
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>420
>no weed
>still not permabanned

the worst
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Anonymous
>397501
Oh fuck I forgot. I never used cannabis but I still like to celebrate the day.
>dat caturday 4/20 last year tho. nip it, fgt.

In other news, leaking house. I forgot that happens.
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Anonymous
>397498
Even if you don't mind ads, you shoud still block them. Ad delivery networks don't screen everything perfectly, so every now and then people get malware-infested ads even on "serious" websites.
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FapssPENnY
>999 unique users
Yay!
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Anonymous
I accidentally threw away €150. Like in the actual trash. Jesus fuck. I'm a fucking retard. Thank fuck I realized it in time and managed to fish it out again.
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Mister Twister
With all the spam I am getting in my email, I wonder how retarded you must be to fall for those?
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Mister Twister
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>somebody somewhere drew R34 of Stalin and Hitler
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Anonymous
>397538
>€150
so like
two dollars
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Mr. StonezWb42fBPMM
>397574

Do you…do you even know what Rule 34 says?
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Mister Twister
>397578
R35 implies that R34 does not work sometimes.
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Mr. StonezWb42fBPMM
>397579

If you really didn't expect someone to have ever made porn of Hitler and Stalin when we have the Devil's Toilet that is 4chan around, you really didn't expect Rule 34 to apply to everything.
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Anonymous
>397574
>being surprised about that
Does anyone have the pic of Hitler and a furry shark fucking? The guy had a whole gallery of Hitler porn he made.
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TeethandHunger
https://hire.jobvite.com/Jobvite/Jobs.aspx?c=qZ79VfwU&Page=Jobs

About 20 jobs available over at TellTale Games, all in San Rafael, CA. I wonder what's going on over there.
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Anonymous
>girl is /fit/, hard-working, friendly, smart, grade-A, responsible, funny, similar interests and pretty much 9+/10 personality all round.
>would be a great influence, and perfect wife material
>face is ok
Fuck, being shallow sucks sometimes. That said, I'm still considering. I need time to think.
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The Sneaky Tiki
http://www.ubergizmo.com/2015/04/samsungs-galaxy-s6-is-apparently-strong-enough-to-crack-walnuts/

The spirit of Nokia lives on.
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Anonymous
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>397597
>mfw it might be a prank to get people to smash their phone
Apple Wave all over again.
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Mister Twister
I still wonder if YouTube one day becomes so bloated with content it fucking blows up. Physically, taking all of Google Headquarters with it.

Just in case that is somehow possible, I am saving all the best videos when I can.
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Mister Twister
>397608
Love that guy.
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Anonymous
>397598
Oh thats old. /gd/ has been putting together some new stuff like "Butterfly" (screen opens all the way back)
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Anonymous
I overthink everything.

It's useful for careers and money but shit for my social life
>she didn't reply. she thinks im annoying!
>she replied. she wants the dick!
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Anonymous
>397639
Fish oil.
Sunlight.
Less sugar and white flower products.
Plenty of sleep.
Small amount of caffeine before lunch.

That may help you retain mental clarity and rational perspective.
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Mister Twister
There should be a law barring all individuals younger than 15 from using the Internets without parental supervision.
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Anonymous
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>TV production class
>finish editing two different projects today
>last day to do them
>hours after the time they were due
>realize I forgot to render the damn things
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Anonymous
>397656
Why is rendering important, anon?
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Alpharius
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>397656
OH FUCK

>397660
http://tinyurl.com/m76qcu7
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Anonymous
>397661
I just wanted to make a little conversation...
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Mister Twister
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>youtubers stretch square video footage to widescreen "because black bars are ugly"
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Mr. StonezWb42fBPMM
>397666

It's like [adult swim], only these assholes can actually do something about the aspect ratio issue and choose not to. (Dickheads.)
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Anonymous
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Today I learned something about Kleinschnittger cars. Those things are pretty adorable.
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Anonymous
Now, this may just be my cynicism talking, but I'm beginning to think our generation is super fucking irritating.
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Anonymous
>397685
Older generations aren't any better. Just different flavors of terrible.
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Mister Twister
>397685
You may be better off living in another town, another state, another country. You would be surprised how many people find their place only after moving several times.
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Anonymous
>397686
Oh no. Older generations do fucking stupid things, as ours and the ones after us.

We just seem to magnetize obnoxious behavior in a way that really gets under my skin.
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Anonymous
>397691
Being on the internet lets you be exposed to way more idiocy than previous generations had easily accessible.
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Mister Twister
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Mister Twister
I just discovered there is a Tümbler called "8 lesbians climbing through my window" (no spaces).

I don't know what's on it, but the name sure left an impression.
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Anonymous
My cousin and his girlfriend were going to have a baby. Sadly, it was stillborn on Friday, about 20 weeks into the pregnancy.

Then, today, I get a card in the mail inviting me to their baby shower (since I get my mail a tad late, they were likely sent early last week or the week prior.) Man, that's got to be a kick to the gut when people call up to RSVP for your dead baby's shower...
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Anonymous
>397699
Aww shit that's rough. My heart goes out to your family.
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Anonymous
Goddamn my voice sucks.
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Anonymous
Everyone should get a gun and murder should be legal. Can't wait for this fucking race to wipe itself off the planet over fucking videogames and cartoons.
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Anonymous
>397705
>CRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWLIIIIING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
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Mr. StonezWb42fBPMM
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Anonymous
>397705
The sort of people who get that excited over such things won't make it 2 feet out of the house.
And most people rarely mean what they say online. It's mostly hyperbole and exaggeration. Like you for example.
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Anonymous
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>see i'm more experienced in this field so you should just shut up and listen to me cause everything you say is wrong and you're retarded

how about you go fuck yourself, you fucking pompous scrotum of horseshit
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Mister Twister
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God fucking damn it, I want the 5 star rating system back on YouTube!
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Anonymous
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>boyfriend goes out with his friend
>no motivation to do anything
>sitting on the couch staring into space

well fuck, I've become that person

Although I did watch Blackfish right after he left so maybe that made me a little depressed
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Anonymous
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>397728
You could just do what everyone else does when their significant other is out of the house and masturbate.
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Anonymous
>397723
This is apparently the attitude I take with everything and it drives my wife bonkers.
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Anonymous
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>397733
>wife
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slowmobile
>397733
Whoops, dropped my name.
This probably shouldn't surprise anyone.
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Anonymous
I found out that the new antidepressants I'm taking makes me sweat profusely when I sweat at all. I was pulling weeds yesterday evening, and while it was cool outside I expected to sweat a little. However, after 20 minutes I was literally dripping sweat at a large rate if I leaned over, as though I had just ran a marathon. Even just moving something 40-50 lbs between will make me sweat a little, and once I sweat a little I sweat a lot.

This may actually be useful for weight loss, were I to start working out even the tiniest bit...
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Anonymous
>397736
arent you like

17
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slowmobile
>397741
I'm 20 mang. Live on my own, have a job, the whole nine. Incredible, isn't it?
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slowmobile
>397740
Sweating doesn't actually make you lose weight, except for like ~5 pounds of stored water weight. Mostly it just dehydrates you though, which is actually pretty bad for losing weight.
>397741
>397744
I did first start posting here when I was like 15 though. Captain Raptor is the one who actually told me to get a name, she said I was her favorite anon. :')
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Anonymous
>397744
We all fuck up that young. Its okay, pokey.
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slowmobile
>397747
Uh
Y-you too.
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Eating
>397757
>Y-you too.
I just picked up a pizza and said 'have a nice day'. It's been dark for hours. Dammit.
But at least she was the once saying 'you too'.
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Teethandhunger
>397758
As far as I'm concerned the day doesn't end till you hit the bed.
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Nøpe
>397759
Agreed.
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Mister Twister
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//youtube.com/watch?v=D9WcfZ2AnJkyoutube thumb
Wow, I'm really glad for her!
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Anonymous
>397768
Who is she again? Don't follow BT that closely.
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Why are you doing this YouTube? Why???
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Anonymous
>397805
The new player is fucking trash as well.
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Anonymous
>went to the Lourve and all over Italy
>assuming all statues are flaccid, the only roman statue with a penis as big as mine was Sleeping Hermaphroditus (that's Ancient for 'trap')
I don't know how to feel about this.
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Anonymous
>tfw too depressed to even masturbate
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Mister Twister
>397808
Look at it as an important life lesson – there is more to life than fapping.
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Mr. StonezWb42fBPMM
>397810

Right. There's also the discussion of fapping and fapworthy materials.
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Anonymous
As a 21-year-old male losing his hair, I want the religious conservative fucks out of office so we can put every available dollar into stem cell research.
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Mister Twister
I wish remastering any music that was released on CD on day one would become a crime.

As a rule, when something was mastered for CD back in the day, the people responsible did their job right. The right solution for preserving quality would be just to clone the digital PCM files from older CDs and writing them onto new CDs.

How many more albums would become ruined due to pointless remastering?
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Anonymous
What in the everliving fuck is going with Youtube right now? Some videos I can watch in HD without any problems and some I can't even watch at 144p without waiting a minute for it to load the next 10 seconds. It's completely fucked.
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Mister Twister
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My cat is using a Stephen King book as a pillow right now.
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Anonymous
So many adamantly flaming anti-feminist blogs keep reblogging my old work and its just amazing
i wish i had that reaction pic of the guy with the big glasses with his hands on the sides of his face just going :O

because thats my reaction whenever someone who's blog is anti-[person] every 2 posts reposts a sketchsheet of mine from 2013.
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Mister Twister
>397817
You cannot control what people will like your stuff. Or for what reasons.
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Anonymous
>397817
What did you draw?
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Anonymous
>397820
gesture sketches, perspective studies, lighting and shading studies.
literally nothing that isn't normal in an art student's sketchbook.
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Anonymous
>See Kingsman
>Pretty good
>Get the urge to really work out, lose weight, get ripped, and buy a slick suit
>Go to bed
>Wake up
>"Man, working out sounds too hard, nevermind"
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Anonymous
>397822
Speaking of

I'm not fat. Like, I'm chubby. But I'm skinnyfat at most.
And still, all my friends are either thin or straight up fit to the point where I'm always the fat guy when I'm with them.
Feels batman.
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Anonymous
You'd think that being at a computer all day makes you gain weight, but I neglect my hunger. I should fix that. For real, this time. Definitely.
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slowmobile
>397822
>397823
You guys ever want advice, I'm pretty smart about working out and losing weight.
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Anonymous
>397834
Is it possible to find a wizard who will just make me fit instantly?

Actually, I turn 30 in 4 days. As a virgin, that means I become a wizard. Will I be able to use my wizardry to make myself fit? Do I have to go Hogwarts first or something?
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Anonymous
>397834
I'm sure you are, kiddo.
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slowmobile
>397841
Seeing as how I've had 2 people I know irl come to me for customized diet and exercise plans, one of which has since hit her goal weight and passed her fitness assessment test (started in January), I am, at minimum, effective.
>397836
Despite science and virgins' best efforts, there is still no quick-fit solution. Determination and resolve is still the way to go. Sorry friend.
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Anonymous
I want to quit my job and do nothing but art all day. I'm not even good at art

Also, my dad is still dying of cancer and I will never be able to deal with it so I keep just putting off thinking about it

Seriously fuck this gay earth
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Anonymous
>397846
If earth was gay it'd be much nicer.

I wish you and your dad the best. If anything, at least comfort and the knowledge that he is loved.

do you wanna talk about art, maybe?
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Anonymous
The fact that so many people are into cuckolding makes me physically sick. Polygamous relationships are retarded.
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Slowpoke
>397854
Hey man, just because you and I don't agree with them doesn't make them invalid. Some people are wired differently and really can be in love with multiple people. Some others are fine with being in a multi-person relationship. Some people manage to find 2+ other people who are all poly and all happen to fall in love and it's just a wild possibly-literal circlejerk of love.
A question I have is where they find the time to be with more than one person though. I have like maybe 2 hours of free time per day as it is.
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Anonymous
>397854
You can literally say that about any fetish.
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Anonymous
>397854
Polygamy and cuckolding aren't the same thing. Cuckolding is truly awful, but polygamy is... ambiguous. It doesn't work for most people but it's not inherently shitty.
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Anonymous
>397858
>Cuckolding is truly awful
You can literally say that about any fetish.

Besides, isn't it like, being a swinger? Only it goes one way?
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Anonymous
I thought pedophilia and necro were truly awful, but whatever.

Like, cuck is just wanting to see someone please your girl (or guy). As long as you and them can make an agreement, I don't see the issue.
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Mister Twister
Yesterday I found out Bob Dylan is still alive.

I believed he was dead for as long as I remember.
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Anonymous
I hate my job

>397865
Okay sure those are awful. I mean there's kinks you can practice safely by yourself or with a consenting partner, but that's just another story.
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>send message to online FB person
>no response
>next day, FB person logs on a heap of times and is active most of the day
>still no response
>captains log: 1.9 days, realise I might be being ignored. hope is dwindling.
>>"Sorry for the late reply!"
What the hell? Furthermore, why has this happened more than once?
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Mister Twister
>397875
Your case is less weird. I got blocked by a musician from posting anything on his page. The worst part? I don't know what I said wrong. There was no explanation, no "you hurt my feelings please apologize" warning. Just blocked. And now I will never be able to ask what I did wrong.

I spoken to/had email correspondence with other musicians, and the same thing never happened, and they were all friendly.
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Anonymous
>397875
Sometimes people just don't feel like answering and put it off until later. Not out of malevolence or dislike or anything, they're just fucking lazy and can use "I didn't see it!" as an excuse for not getting back to you until they feel like it or have to.

I do it all the time.
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Anonymous
>397878
Fair enough.

>397877
Let me guess, you critiqued their track and they got offended? (I know you don't and can't know what it was, but that's always the likely thing)
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Anonymous
>397875
I like to think before I answer people

>397855
>A question I have is where they find the time to be with more than one person though. I have like maybe 2 hours of free time per day as it is.
My boyfriend talks about how his fantasy is having a harem (fucking anime) and I'm always like "imagine spending time with 5 other girls like you do with me. Going out, cuddling, watching stuff together, talking about things we like, comforting me when I'm sad." and that never fails to get him to say "yeah, yeah it's impossible, that's a lot of work. It's just a fantasy."
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Anonymous
HOLY SHIT YOUTUBE CHANGED
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Anonymous
>397881
Yeah, you can only use their barely functional shit pile of a HTML5 player now. It's trash. I wish the other video sites had half the content. I've wanted to have an alternative for years because Youtube has been getting worse and worse with every "update".
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Mister Twister
>397879
Well, I bought every track from iTunes. I guess there might be a chance it was me mentioning that I recorded a "listen before it's taken off" track [musician] put on Soundcloud for a few days. I guess [musician] was afraid I would share it with others. Which would be paranoid, but the only possible explanation.
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Mister Twister
>397882
I think the biggest problems with YouTube are:
- Owners trying to make it into Facebook for years now.
- Tons of shit content no one is taking down, even if the quality is objectively garbage.
- Tons of identical reuploads. For example, the new Star Wars trailer was reuploaded about 500 times FOR NO REASON.
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Anonymous
>397885
>my video got stolen and reuploaded
>people recognised original and called him out
Feels good man.
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Anonymous
>397885
>- Tons of shit content no one is taking down, even if the quality is objectively garbage.
That's literally the worst reasoning I've ever heard.
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Mister Twister
>397887
>tons of shit content is not a valid reason to criticize a website
¯\(o_°)/¯
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Mr. StonezWb42fBPMM
>397888

It's a reason to criticize a website, but that website not taking down the content is not. 90% of everything is crap; who are you to judge what 10% deserves to stay on a given website?
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Anonymous
>397888
Don't be obtuse, Twister.
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Mister Twister
>397889
Maybe you cannot have a dictator decide what stays and goes from YT. But you can have many different video hosting sites, each specializing in their own category of video. That would even the crap between the competitors.
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Anonymous
>implying all youtube poop doesn't deserve to be deleted
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Slowpoke
>397894
Literally the worst form of video. Even the nasally household tutorials that end with "and uh, if you could, please rate and comment, it really helps me out, and uh, if you liked the video, please subscribe, it would really help me out" are a better entertainment genre.
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Mister Twister
>397894
Say that to me in real life, not online, and see what happens.
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Anonymous
>397895
Ever consider entertainment to be subjective? Its dumb and stupid and funny if you have a taste for it.
There's plenty of youtube I have absolutely no stomach for - but even then I wouldn't say the website should delete it because of its quality just because its not up to their standards either.
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F-ing
>397891
That happens on a minor level. Vimeo is clearly for more crafted and original works, even if YT are leaning more to that side themselves. Sure, there's no more albinoblacksheep and newgrounds doesnt have the same market anymore. But that's really because that's just the name of the game.
The market pointed towards YT and that's where its gone. If there's to be competish for the site, someone's gotta step up and make that a thing, not just make a Lets Play On Demand site and say that's a thing now.

I mean I'm not huge on YT but that idea's wholly impractical.

>397895
;n;
I like YTPs.
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Someone on the Harbor of Sea Rats is happy about a movie torrent being posted. This is how grateful they are to the uploader.

That grammar makes me want to strangle the fucker.
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Anonymous
>397897
Don't worry, we're just pissing Twister off. Well, I can't speak for Slowpoke.
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Slowpoke
>397897
>voice an opinion about what has proper entertainment values
>"t-that's subjective"
Yeah right, next you'll try to convince me that my political ideals aren't necessarily the best option for all demographics. Not today, buddy.
>397900
Same, but I was also being sincere.
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Anonymous
>397901
Hey slowpoke, does cardio really kill gains
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slowmobile
>397902
It's a meme born from the fact that having a caloric surplus--ending your day with more calories in you than you burned that day--is required by the laws of physics to put on muscle mass. Cardio burns calories, thus putting you further from that goal. It can be compensated for by just eating more though, but most people who work out are huge babies who think that changing their diet is the hardest thing ever, so.

That said, if you're fat it doesn't really matter cause you've got a ton of calories sitting on your tummy. A pound of body fat contains about 3500 calories. In this case, you can do the mythological "losing fat while gaining muscle" by simply eating to maintain your current weight while hitting the weights. But if you're like, obese, maybe eat at a deficit anyway.

Regardless, cardio is super good for you, and if lifting weights doesn't get your heart rate going, then run or swim or mountain climb or whatever you want. Just make sure to eat more to compensate if you're trying to put on mass.
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Mister Twister
Whenever someone says "it's not black & white it's shades of grey" they are simultaneously right AND wrong, since grey doesn't exist, being a combination of black and white (once you look at the colour through a magnifying glass).
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Anonymous
>397914
That's with something like printed ink, which uses halftoning. It's possible for a continous substance to reflect just enough light of the various wavelengths to produce grey.
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Mister Twister
>397915
But isn't the reflected light just a combination of light and light's absence? Again, grey light is a combination of light and darkness.
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Anonymous
>397914
>grey doesn't exist
Fucking hell Twister. You're at it again. You're just like some kid I know who thinks aluminium foil is one atom thin and that TV static is the universe expanding, except not quite as munted. although I do admit it wouldn't be the same if you stopped

That's like saying white doesn't exist because it is a combination of all visible light wavelengths.
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Grey is a tint of black, please stop

You remind me of a friend of mine who insists cold isn't a thing because it's really just the absence of heat so when you say 'it's cold' you're wrong
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Anonymous
I've realized that it's been like 5 years since I touched another human being. I should hug my parents the next time I visit.
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Anonymous
Well, now I am 30. Still a virgin. Still no wizard powers. Blech.
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Anonymous
>397924
You probably forgot to pick a school. Slightly more than a year for me and I won't be making the same mistake. I'm gonna pick enchantment.
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Anonymous
>397925
Fuck. Is it too late? I was hoping for transmogrification or divinity. I hope I didn't miss some form I had to fill out in the mail, the mail man for our area is kind of stupid...
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Captcha is getting lewd.
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Anonymous
Well I guess I just found out why all my art's getting popular with big anti feminist blogs.

plebcomics likes my work
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Anonymous
>397920
Goddammit anon hug your goddamn parents

Hug them. Don't forget them. They might be annoying sometimes but they love you.

Dad-cancer anon here. He's worse than my mom let on. IMO he doesn't look like that he'll make the week. It's the first time I've visited my parents in a month. I am freaking out.
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Anonymous
Both my friends are cynical cuntbags. I can't get them excited about literally anything.
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Mister Twister
>397932
Just wondering... are they nihilists too?
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Anonymous
>397924
Happy birthday, mine is today as well. I'll report back to you if I develop wizard powers in five years.
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Mister Twister
Every time someone starts with "studies show... " I cringe
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Anonymous
Okay yeah can't sleep, feel like I'm going to have a nervous breakdown
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Anonymous
>be dedicated family tech guy type
>girl at school asks me how to get instagram photos off google
I don't even instagram.
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>dumbasses on tumblr genuinely arguing that the definition of racism is wrong and that dictionaries are racist
>because they were written by white people
>my fucking face when
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Mister Twister
>397956
The whole request makes no sense.
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Anonymous
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>397960
As in, she unprivatised her account for a day, google listed her Instagram account in their searches, and now when her stalker mom googles her name it comes up. She wants her instagram stuff off of google searches.
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Mister Twister
>397962
Oh, THAT...... That's impossible.
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Anonymous
>397963
Yup. Luckily there's almost nothing (and absolutely nothing incriminating) and her account is private again, so hopefully google unlisted it automatically next time it updates.

That reminds me. My cousin made me a MySpace when I was like 6 and I don't even know the email, let alone the password.
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Mister Twister
>397964
Your cousin wasn't exceptionally smart to make an internet account for a 6 year old.
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Anonymous
>397958
Careful, that's a bannable opinion here.
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Anonymous
Ahahaha. Lifehacker's facebook page posted a link to Kotaku, and I and a few others made comments on their post about how much Kotaku sucks. Our comments were removed and it appears I've been banned from commenting. I love inadvertently trolling people (in this case those who watch the Gawker Facebook pages.)
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Anonymous
>397968
Yup. I'm aware.
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Mister Twister
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My GIF folder is a mistake. 50% mistake. I need to throw away half of its contents.
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Anonymous
>397964
MySpace is straight up a music site now.
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Slowpoke
>397968
>397970
Basically the only person who cared was Bea and afaik she is too busy webcomicing to take the time to plus4chan.
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Mister Twister
Being on the Internet and saying you like cats is the equivalent of farting in a desert (takes no effort and doesn't matter).
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Anonymous
I like cats.
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Anonymous
My Youtube recommendations are suddenly getting flooded by fucking MRA and Gamergate garbage and I have no idea which video caused this.
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Anonymous
>397976

Do you think it might have something to do with Google taking a peek at your search history, then?
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Anonymous
>397977
Pretty sure my last few google searches were related to Magic the Gathering and Japanese porn actresses. But maybe I'm forgetting something.
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Anonymous
My Youtube recommendations are suddenly getting flooded by fucking crazy feminist and Anti-GG garbage and I have no idea which video caused this.
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Nøpe
>397979
It only ever needs to be tangentially related.
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Anonymous
The biggest perk about being Anonymous is that you can lie through your teeth, about everything, including your real feelings on the subject discussed.
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Anonymous
The biggest perk about being Anonymous is you can tell the absolute truth about everything.
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>397981
This is so very true. Reminds me that I'm still pissed with Google pushing google+ garbage on youtube and wants everybodies profiles connected and shit.

moot was right about internet anonymity
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Anonymous
I'm stretching myself too thin. I want to do everything but I don't have the time, energy, or capacity to plan and stick to a schedule for the long run.
I may have to drop a hobby or interest. Which sucks because I'll just boomerang back to it and have it encompass my life for days, thus eating up more of my time.

I need some self control.
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Anonymous
>397981
>397984
You can do both things with your name attached or IRL; there's just a lot more ramifications for doing so.
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Slowpoke
>397984
I like doing this irl too
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Mister Twister
>397987
You cannot do everything within one lifetime. Reincarnate and choose option B.
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Anonymous
Oh man.
Remember that one gag in Pictures for Sad Children about the DVD of the Japanese woman cooking and asking how your day went? I kinda found its SORT OF a real thing...

//youtube.com/watch?v=C7KQ6rTOwn0youtube thumb
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Anonymous
I tried to put on the pair of shorts that I wore last summer. Then I got depressed.
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Anonymous
>really like song (usually rap, but not always)
>realise the part I like was just a sample from another song
Eh.
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Mister Twister
>398007
One of my favorite songs has the drum intro sampled from another work.

Tangentially related, proper mixed music is a treat to the ears. That's why I spend extra time and money to get the best releases possible.
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Anonymous
I'm so fuckin used to going to bed at 6 or 7 am because of work, here I am at 4 being like "oh man its still early, why am I tired? I should have a few hours to kill"

Then it hit me I should probably at least making an effort to sleep earlier.
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>398016
>wake up at 6 whether I want to or not
It's a curse, not a blessing. Well, maybe a little bit blessing.
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Anonymous
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>reveals his power level to coworkers
>ends up in trouble

Not even once.
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Anonymous
>398020
Pretty sure the nigga part is what got him into trouble, not his appreciation of moe blobs.
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Anonymous
>398021
Yes, that would be what the power level is in reference to
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Anonymous
>398021
I know. It was a joke

>398022
nope.jpg
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Mister Twister
Looking in the mirror, I look like a cross between Shaggy and Hayden Christiansen. I'm okay with this.
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Anonymous
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Mister Twister
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>want to find specific fanart of a furry character on DA and Tümbler
>about to start the search
>cold fear starts spreading through my entire being as I anticipate the autism
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>398028
>this reaction isn't unwarranted
Bitch, these niggas couldn't even TRACE a character well.
At least there was no porn.
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Mister Twister
All hamburgers are sandwiches, but not all sandwiches are hamburgers.

Fucking Captcha what are you doing
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Anonymous
>398036
>pick two sandwiches
>only hamburgers
Every time. Except most times. Whatever.
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Mister Twister
Life would be so much easier if your personal demons were flesh and blood. Then I could rip them apart.
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>398036
HOT DOGS AREN'T BURRITOS
CANDIES AREN'T SUSHI
TOSADAS AREN'T PIZZA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Anonymous
>398036
When faced with deciding if something is a sandwich, I refer to the invention of the sandwich, wherein the Earl of Sandwich asked for his meat between two pieces of bread so he could eat with one hand and gamble with the other.
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slowmobile
>398045
Does such a definition not exclude the grilled cheese sandwich, being that the basic form contains no meat?
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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Goddamnit. Do you like me, or are you just being nice and friendly?

Normally I'm happy that people are nice to each other but at the moment it's pissing me off.
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Anonymous
>398052
Wow, that's fucking perfect.
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Anonymous
>398047
I'm more concerned with the "readily eaten with one hand" part, which rules out open-faces sandwhiches that require a fork and knife.
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Anonymous
I sent a picture of my cock to a married couple on craigslist last night. I'm not sure where my life is right now.
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>girl friends my boyfriend on steam
>oh great
>one day talking to boyfriend, walk over to him while he's playing TF2
>chat with her pops up while I look at the screen
>they're actually just talking about TF2 and that's it
>literally the only thing they talk about
>now my boyfriend barely talks to me about TF2
>we talk about other things we both enjoy and the conversation is no longer as one-sided
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Anonymous
>398059
Heading towards a threesome?
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Anonymous
>398063
I didn't get a response, so I'm going with no.
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>398052
>398053
I decided I wanted closure and asked her out.

>"Can I have some time to think about it?"

Still no answer. That's it. Fuck this gay earth. I can handle rejection, but this is just sadistic. I'm too fucking scared to try my fortune this time.
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Anonymous
>398079
>I can handle rejection, but this is just sadistic.
But anon, she can't say no, because you're gonna rape her if she does. She has to leave you dangling forever and you have to take that for an answer.
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Anonymous
>398079
If she still hasn't answered, take it as a no and move on. You don't need closure--she has rejected you but didn't want to hurt your feelings, so she's hoping you'll forget about it.
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Anonymous
>398080
>398081
Yeah, I get it. I think I'm gonna be ok. Fucking sucks though.
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Anonymous
>398082
Dude, who cares? If she doesn't want anything to do with you, she's made her choice. Just move on. There's like a billion people on the planet.
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Anonymous
>398084
C'mon, anon. Getting rejected is not a nice thing to happen to anyone. Sure it's not the end of the world, but telling him to just suck it up is kinda shitty.
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Anonymous
>398085
I am being kinda dicky here, I'll admit that. But it's for the best, I think. Not my dickiness, but being curt about these things.

There are like a trillion reasons someone might not want to date you. About a trillion reasons you probably don't want to date someone else. Don't dwell on it and move on. Some people are just not compatible with each other, so why put so much energy into it when the other person has made her decision?

Besides, being a sad sack is just going to hurt you in the end. Bounce back from that shit and talk to someone else. You might be surprised.
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Anonymous
>398086
Nah, he's right. I prefer a blunt truth over a sugar-coated lie. I can handle rejection.
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Anonymous
>398089
Well, that's not how everyone does things.

If it happens again, just move on, no questions asked.
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Anonymous
>398082
Consider this: What kind of lasting relationship can she actually offer, given that she can't even reject someone properly? And what else might she refuse to talk about? Trust and communication is crucial, and if she's acting like this already just think what kinds of problems could accumulate over several years together. Look for someone else, and don't even acknowledge it if she changes her mind. Her problems are not something you need to deal with.
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Anonymous
>398100
She may not actually have communication issues. It might just be that she doesn't want to communicate with him.

There are tons of dudes out there who don't take rejection well. I'm talking about straight up threats of violence due to getting rejected. Don't take it personally. She has no way of knowing if you're one of them.
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Anonymous
>398101
>She may not actually have communication issues. It might just be that she doesn't want to communicate with him.
Which, I think, does not refute much of of what I said. If someone can't trust you enough to reject you, what chance do you have of building a relationship based on trust? That obviously wouldn't lead anywhere good.
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Anonymous
>398102
I wasn't arguing that point, and what you said goes in line with what I was thinking (but didn't say).

And you're right. No need in chasing a relationship with someone who doesn't really want you.
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Anonymous
People are getting so fucking mad at other people getting money. Holy fuck. Guess what, you fucks, something is worth just as much as someone is willing to pay for it.
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Anonymous
>398141
Is this about artists who don't do free commissions, or drugs?
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Anonymous
The first.
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Minifig
>feel depressed as shit, to the point that my parents want me to get help
>my doctor recommends something called Healthy Minds, gives me a number to ring
>fill out some forms over the phone about how shitty I feel on a scale of 1-10
>I want 1:1 therapy, but there's a 3 month waiting list
>3 months go by, I finally get an appointment which is just as well, because I'm feeling suicidal again
>when the therapist asks me how I feel, I start talking about the various ways in which things have been pretty shit for me these last few years...
>... then she interrupts me to tell me this is cognitive behavioural therapy, and we're going to focus more on how I should stop feeling bad, and ways to do that
>she gives me forms to fill in; one during the session, one to take away and do at home

It's been a while since I was last in therapy, but isn't the first session of therapy meant to make you feel better? I admit, I should've been paying more attention to what kind of therapy it'd be when I had that phone conversation, but this feels more like homework than therapy. Reeeeeally doesn't help that I found that one of the reasons this new therapy is so popular is because it's comparatively cheaper than other kinds of therapy.
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Mister Twister
>398141
When you live off your parents' money for long enough, you forget that things are supposed to be paid for. That, and being used to piracy from a young age: you want something? – just download it for free in 5 minutes!
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>398176
Baby step, baby steps. You can't just get a free instant ride on the feel good train from one session of 'therapy'.
Hang in there Minifag! I believe in you!
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Anonymous
>398176
That does seem like bullshit at first, but stick with it as long as you can. It could help in the long run.

Of course, if it's still making you feel worse after two or three sessions, then drop her like a hot potato. If you can afford, just look into getting a local psychiatrist.

A website that was recommended to me, but that I haven't really used, is http://7cupsoftea.com/. It connects you to someone else, and you can basically just spew forth all that is in your mind. The other people aren't psychiatrists, just volunteers, but having a sounding board to talk at can be useful in its own right.
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>logging in to Tümbler
>get redirected to the start page
>background of said page is TMNT shipping (gay)
>already using Tümbler? Log in here!
>click the "log in" option
>get redirected to the log in page
>background of said page
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Mr. StonezWb42fBPMM
>398199

Still can’t believe she actually carried it with her to her graduation ceremony.
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Anonymous
>398199
Maybe it's because I'm on mobile and can't make out detail, but what's supposed to be bad about that picture?
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Anonymous
There's nowhere else for me to put this.
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Anonymous
>398201
Girl falsely (from what I've read) accused a guy from the same college of raping her, and as a form of harassment/performance art has been carrying around her mattress for over a year.
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Anonymous
>398203
The evidence that has been provided about how her accusation is "false" are so fucking flimsy I'm surprised anyone is willing to admit they found it compelling.

I've had to move mattresses before. They're a pain in the ass. A lot of people must believe this girl is *really* enthusiastic about false rape accusations if they honestly believe she'd do it for a year just to troll someone.
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slowmobile
>398210
>The evidence that has been provided about how her accusation is "false" are so fucking flimsy I'm surprised anyone is willing to admit they found it compelling.
It was enough too get the accused fellow cleared three separate times, I'd say that's worth something.
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Anonymous
>398212
That might be true in a vaccum/deal world, man. But there's more politics involved in campus norms than you could imagine.
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Anonymous
>398212
>It was enough too get the accused fellow cleared three separate times, I'd say that's worth something.
It is incredibly easy to get cleared of rape allegations, especially when it's in the best business interests of the investigating body (i.e. the college) to not be thought of as the sort of place where rapes happen.
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Anonymous
Do we have a cooking thread? I think I need a cooking thread. Need ideas on what to do with tuna...
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Anonymous
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Mister Twister
Only abridged series, YouTube Poops, and imageboards can make me smile. The Internet has ruined me.
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Anonymous
As a kid, I used to think the whole 'truth is stranger than fiction' thing was a joke, but after a few years on the internet I've found it to be very true.
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Anonymous
Probably going to end my 120 day NoFap streak today because of personal choice.

On the plus side, I'll stop bugging you all about it for a while.
Also, I'll finally go to /pco/ again. After all, it's how I found this site.
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Nøpe
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>Apply for income based payments for new hefty student loans.
>Waiting the whole month for it to go through.
>Congratulations! Your request has been completed and approved!
>5 hours after they auto withdraw the regular amount for the month.
Thanks.
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F-ing
>398231
Congrats! We've missed you!

Watch out for the hormonal unbalance!
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Anonymous
An opera singer moved into the apartment below us. At first it was kinda cool, but now her practicing is starting to get on my nerves.
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slowmobile
>398231
Let us know how it goes.
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Mister Twister
People are going to scream "Philosophy 101", but here goes: There is no such thing as society.
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Anonymous
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>398233
>398235
>jizzed on my chin and all down chest
>wanked another two times after showering, which wasn't great because I'm anhedoni.
>pulled groin in soccer training
>felt like absolute shit until half an hour ago
That said, it probably wasn't all to do with fapping.

Now I get to check up on all the art I've missed out on. I love this part!


>398234
Oh shit. Got earplugs?
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TeethandHunger
So a tall tree fell on my house last night. It was in my backyard.
Took out my chimney and it's laying on my roof now. Other than the chimney sized leak in the roof, no major damage. Weird thing too, the tree itself looks healthy enough. Could have been lighting, maybe rot, or maybe that tree was just a jerk that just wanted to lay down on the house. It's going to take me months to cut this tree apart.
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Mister Twister
Two birds (of a kind I don't know due to not being a bird expert) are mating outside my window. I guess it's not winter anymore.
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Anonymous
>398240
Wow. You can't call someone to come in and remove it?
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Anonymous
Middle aged women in the greater Austin area are some of the most inconsiderate drivers on the planet.
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Anonymous
Well after several months of willfully refusing medicine and seeing doctors my mom kicked the bucket. I know it's not proper to be so angry at something like this, but I can't help but wish I was more forceful.
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Anonymous
>398245
I'm very sorry to hear that anon. My uncle did much the same thing.
It's hard to lose someone like that.
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TeethandHunger
>398242
For a thousand dollars, But I don't have that so I'll be doing it myself. I don't think it will be a big deal.

>398244
I've been in that hell called Austen Traffic. Never again.

>398245
I'm sorry Anon. I really am.
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Anonymous
The office next door is getting rid of a desk that is exactly the kind that I want: simple, solid, wide. I would like to take it apart both to fit it completely in my hatchback (currently sticking out of the back, strapped down), but there is no visible hardware connecting the pieces. Prying a foot off, it appears that it was put together using a system like a cam fastener, but instead of an exposed head that you turn to lock the screw there is a recessed rail that the screw slides (and then locks) into. I've never encountered this before; does anyone know anything about it? Any way to dislodge it? Looks like the same system is used for connecting every piece (two feet, two legs, table top, and the back).

Disconnecting would also be extremely handy for getting it up the stairs. Absolute last resort is tearing out the pieces; as long as I can do that in one piece I can drill holes and put it back together with different hardware.
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Anonymous
>398246
>398247
On the other hand, it's somewhat desensitized me enough to not be a wreck like I normally would've been.
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Alpharius
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The YouTube collection feature is now gone for reals. HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO MANGE MY 300 SOME ODD SUBS? FUCKING YOUTUBE!
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Anonymous
>398251
>YouTube updating shit no-one wanted or needed updated
Every fucking time.
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Mr. StonezWb42fBPMM
>398252

It's like Tumblr, only shittier.
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Mister Twister
>398252
Do you remember the times when YT wasn't owned by Google and had a 5 star rating system?

The happy memories are already fading away.
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Anonymous
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notice me, art senpai
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Minifig
>local nerd convention lets people volunteer in exchange for weekend passes
>sign up for volunteering months in advance
>I'm to volunteer on the 29th of May
>recieve a letter from the job centre today saying "Hey, you're coming in on the 29th of May. Here's a half-arsed apology for pulling this on you at such short notice"
>try to get them to reschedule, turns out I've got another appointment that day that the letter didn't mention
I've been looking forward to this for months, and the job centre fuck with me because they can. I know that's not strictly what happened, but that's what it feels like.
>398181
Back when I got counselling a few years ago, my first session made me feel like I'd gotten a lot off my chest. CBT made me feel like I'd attended yet another session with local government that was mostly about filling in forms.
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Mister Twister
To find the words
That rhyme with "orange"
All you need
Is a bit of courage
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Anonymous
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Mister Twister
>398260
I thought about that. For many years. There is no rule to poetry that states that endings of words must be absolutely identical.

And if there is, I would like to meet the faget who wrote it, and bitch slap him in his bitch face.
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Omegon
>398259
>398261
http://www.merriam-webster.com/audio.php?file=orange02&word=orange&text=
http://www.merriam-webster.com/audio.php?file=courag01&word=courage&text=
I'm not seeing it.
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Mister Twister
>398262
Maybe our ears just have differing opinions.
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Omegon
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>398263
U-uh, okay. I'm just glad you didn't catch that I said seeing instead of hearing
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Anonymous
>398259
Door hinge.
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Mister Twister
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>398266
As well as Stonehenge.

Anyway, here is something that will entertain virtually anyone:
http://modefive.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/satire-us-police-launch-manhunt-for.html
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Mister Twister
>398269
Eminem is my nigga.

After I take off my headphones, the foam retains the shape of my ears for a while. I never noticed before.
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Anonymous
>398269
I can't believe they treated Eminem explaining slant rhyme as though he were revealing something that people haven't been doing for eons. W.B. Yeats was positively disgusting with his use of slant rhyme some times.

Also, without even having to bother with slant rhyme:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blorenge

As long as we're on the subject of words with "no perfect rhymes," let's get "purple" and "silver" out of the way:
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/curple
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/chilver
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Anonymous
>see fetish
>think 'wut?? that's just stupid'
>fast forward one week
>fapping to said fetish
Just me, or is this common?
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Mister Twister
>398272
You have no control over your mind, and it can be shaped into anything. Just my guess.
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Anonymous
>398269
Your whiteness is showing.
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Alpharius
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Anonymous
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Why are there so many funny skeleton pictures? There shouldn't be this many funny skeleton pictures.
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MESIAS
//youtube.com/watch?v=WwoKkq685Hkyoutube thumb
The best, and the worst of youtube over the past decade.
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slowmobile
>398275
Shows on my skin too, brah.
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Anonymous
Oh god, bad enough that mom is gone, a professor I was fairly close to as well as another well respected scientist I wasn't close to but have friends who were also just passed away suddenly of heart attacks. And this morning another one was killed in a fucking hit and run during a car chase. Worst fucking year of my life.
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Mister Twister
60fps in gaming gives you the smoothest motion, but looks unnatural. Human eye perceives motion IRL with a bit of blur. 60fps games are super smooth, but have 0 blur. It looks fucking wrong (to me).

Will try to avoid 60fps in the future whenever possible.
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Anonymous
>398294
What?
I don't...
Are you...
You know what? I won't even bother. You keep living like you want to. I'm just gonna keep hiding all your posts to keep my brain from hemorrhaging.
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Anonymous
Which I now realized I can't. Moooose!
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Anonymous
>398292
I'm sorry to hear that. Do you need to talk about it? Being serious.
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Anonymous
>398299
Nah. Nothing to left say here that I haven't already said to my folks in real life, other than that I'm a godawful hardened bitch who takes a small amount of solace in the schadenfreude of "at least I'm not the only one".
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Anonymous
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>watching football/soccer game
>see obvious foul
>think "what? why didn't the referee pull that up?"
>realise I'm the referee and I should probably call a foul before I get yelled at
*brrrrrrrp*

Getting assessed for reps games tomorrow lol
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NoScript caught this fucker. I don't like this fucker.
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Anonymous
I made one of those 'unexpected jihad' videos and now I have all these fans with arabic names. It's cool, I guess.

Any artists/etc. here got stalker fans?
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Slowpoke
IM SO TIRED OF HAVING TO ICE MY ELBOW, IT KEEPS GETTIN ALL MESSED UP WHEN I WORK OUT
FRIGGIN OLD MAN JOINTS, MAN
im mad
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Anonymous
>398294
Even going off all that...knowledge your eyes would provide the blur anyway. 60 fps doesn't bypass vision.
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