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I What country (state for U.S.) does /baw/ live in ?
No.392089
Anonymous
Uruguay
No.392090
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
North Carolina.
No.392093
MESIAS
Your fortune: Good Luck

Costa Rica
No.392094
secret !N1toQkxgzc ## secret
Your fortune: Bad Luck

日本
No.392095
Autonywork !x4vv0ZYuAo
Colorado
No.392101
Thirteen !!PEPfdTX0AFY
Saskatchewan.
No.392103
Anonymous
Your fortune: Good Luck

Illinois.
No.392104
Nøpe
Texas.
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Australia
No.392130
Anonymous
California

It still pisses me off that we're known for being the hippie state yet recreational marijuana is illegal.
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New Brunswick Canada.
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I frequently hear people trashing Ohio but it's pretty nice here unless you live in Cleveland.
No.392164
Slowpoke
Your fortune: Good Luck

Mississippi.
It ain't that great.
No.392204
Nostalgic Hedgehog
Replies:>>421420
California.
It's fucking dry and on fire right now, goddamn.
No.392205
Anonymous
Germany
No.392268
Anonymous
Never land
No.392271
Anonymous
Your fortune: Godly Luck

Pennsylvania, specifically the rural part in the middle.
No.392273
Anonymous
New York. The upper and some would say only good portion of the state.
No.396577
Omegon
Kali-forn-yeah
No.421420
Anonymous
>>392204
I'm from the future to tell you nothing has changed.
No.421421
Mister Twister
Nice try, FBI.
No.421422
Anonymous
>>421421
Nice try.

We all know Mister Twister was born in inner-city Toronto and has lived there ever since.
No.421423
Anonymous
>>421421
presumably the FBI or whatever relevant government spook group would know your location through so many other electronic signatures that actually announcing your country/state would be superfluous?

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