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This thread is for the birds.

post birds.
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Anonymous
>>419418
>THAT NO PUMP-A-RUM
>THAT NO PICKLE PEE
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>>419454
>a reason to post this
YES
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>>419459
The padding on the wall makes that especially hilarious when taken out of context, although it would be more believable if the side was cropped a bit.
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>>419459
>>419460
Like so.
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Anonymous
>>419459
Legendary .gif, thanks
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fucking Nazi birds
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Moostor Twoostor
>>419585
SKRATTAR DÜ
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Anonymous
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>>419594
>bird YAMERO
More like yameCROW!
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Anonymous
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>>419621
It's actually a fun album with some good tracks.
No.419624
Anonymous
>>419621
>>419623
fucking hell, it's actually real.
I Hate Birds - Track 01 Introyoutube thumb
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Anonymous
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>>419654
Why do they got so close as to touch their faces to it but not to trample it?
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>>419658
Because geese are hardcore.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guard_goose
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Anonymous
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>>419748
did they fuck?
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Mister Twister
>>419748
I see you read the 4chan Prime thread yesterday.
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>>419749
Their relationship is very lewd.
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Anonymous
>>419765
>they actually did fuck

holy shit.
No.419799
Mister Twister
>>419796
Howdy.
No.419804
Anonymous
>>419796
Howdy, stranger.
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>>419814
Art ©Me.
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Anonymous
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>>419933
You need to fix your wall.
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Mstr Twstr
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>>419934
And destroy art?!?
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Anonymous
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>>419935
Art is temporary
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Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
>>419943
And DOOM is Eternal.
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Anonymous
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>>419465
Heard people talking about an Aquarium that are closed because of the cornavirus they are letting the penguins openly wander about the park.
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Anonymous
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>>419961
I've seen places where duck families are swimming about in the swimming pools that they didn't bother to drain.
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Anonymous
>>419962
Better a family of ducks taking over your pool than a family of elephants.

Unbelievable African Elephants in My Pool!youtube thumb
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Mstr Twstr
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>>420012
That is some based doge.
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Anonymous
>>420043
Its strange that the goose is so focused on pecking at the humans jacket & shoes that it completely ignores the dog wrapping teeth around its neck.

Thats a very sweet dog, trying to protect the person but also careful in not ripping the goddamn devilbirds head off while doing so.
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Anonymous
>>420045
Aww~ (is there something wrong with its foot or it just holding it up that way?)
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No.420235
Anonymous
>>420234
So Lyrebirds can legit do all those noises? Cause I remember so many videos of birds making weird noises that turned out to be faked.
No.420236
Anonymous
>>420234
holy fuck that's good.

>>420235
They are an Australian species, which explains their weirdness.
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>>420235
Probably. I'm sure there would be a few fake/parody videos out there but Adelaide Zoo and Attenborough documentaries seem trustworthy to me.
Wikipedia's citations:
>The lyrebird's syrinx is the most complexly-muscled of the passerines (songbirds), giving the lyrebird extraordinary ability, unmatched in vocal repertoire and mimicry. Lyrebirds render with great fidelity the individual songs of other birds and the chatter of flocks of birds, and also mimic other animals such as koalas and dingoes.
>The lyrebird is capable of imitating almost any sound and they have been recorded mimicking human sounds such as a mill whistle, a cross-cut saw, chainsaws, car engines and car alarms, fire alarms, rifle-shots, camera shutters, dogs barking, crying babies, music, mobile phone ring tones, and even the human voice. However, while the mimicry of human noises is widely reported, the extent to which it happens is exaggerated and the phenomenon is unusual.

If you want another Australian bird call, this one is kinda cool too (whipbird).
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Picture unrelated; kookaburra.
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No.420276
Mister of the Twist
>>420274
Very true.
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Anonymous
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japanese bird cooking spaghetti
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No.420379
Anonymous
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>>420378
Birds are kinky sluts, they're asking for it
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Mister of the Twist
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>>420379
I cannot think of nature documentaries the same way anymore.
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No.420390
Anonymous
>>420380
Nature documentaries are just porn for bestiality voyeurs.
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Anonymous
>>419465
What is the coolest Mascot animal a military unit has had?
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Anonymous
>>420443
I wonder why the swan flies across roads.
No.420455
Anonymous
relevant to this thread.
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Anonymous
>>420553
That bird is fly.
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I didn't knew backpacks like this exist. But they do.
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Mstr Twstr
>>420895
Death Stranding IRL.

>>420946
Typical Normie behavior in the wild.
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Olá from Germany, do you like hot chicks?

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It's spam: https://onee.ch/b/res/15213.html#15213
Deleting in 24 hr or something,
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>>421072
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Spam or not, fact is, we like chicks.

(Threads merged)
>>421083
Alright, not deleting then.
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Mstr Twstr
>>421129
Epic, based, and very cool.
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An owl without its feathers
No.421205
Anonymous
>>421204
Jesus.

That is a stuffed example in some sort of exhibit right? Presumably anything that would cause all of an owl's feather to fall out like that would invariably be fatal.
No.421207
Mister Twister
>>421204
Good old dinosaurs.
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Anonymous
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>>421305
jesus.
what kind of bird is that?
No.421307
Anonymous
>>421306
Seagull, isn't it?
No.421308
Anonymous
>>421305
I retract everything I have said in the past about vore fetishists being unrealistic and stupid.
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>>419401
BAVI
No.421522
Anonymous
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>>421521
Anon, the image is of an emu, its just using a demeaning description for the sake of humor.

The whole thing is an explicit referencing of the Emu War.
No.421552
Anonymous
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>>421550
That couple is legendary.
I want a lil goth gf to turn into my goth wife and have beautiful half goth babies together too.
No.421554
Anonymous
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>>421552
I don't think she was really his wife, legally.

Unless its some sort of Common-Law thing.
No.421555
Anonymous
>>421554
It warms my heart to see that there is someone out there (not counting Elon Musk), who managed to find himself a lil goth gf who became his goth wife, it makes me feel like I too have a chance to find a lil goth gf who will become my goth wife and we can have cute half goth babies together. Please don't try to ruin this for me.
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Anonymous
>>421587
>>421589
SIMPLY ADORABLE
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>>421589
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Anonymous
>>421817
A chicken is basically a raptor to start with
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>>421853
>his friend watching from his perch
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Anonymous
>>421854
It looks like that bird is shaking his fist in anger.
No.421858
Anonymous
>>421857
use the nfsw tag if you are posting such big cocks!
No.421859
Anonymous
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>>421857
why does it have a toupee?
No.421860
Anonymous
>>421859
'cuz it's trying to be one stylish motherfucker.
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Anonymous
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>>421989
>"taco bird"
>not "Burdrrito"
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>>421990
I'm not an expert in Mexican food, sorry. Here, I corrected it for you.
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Anonymous
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>>422561
That chinese thing was pretty sad.
No.422567
Anonymous
>>422563
China still existing is pretty saddening.
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what if walking bird but BIGGER?
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>>422780
That's just the modern definition of dinosaurs.
No.422783
Mister Twister
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>>422780
Decrease gravity by half, and you will get that.
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User 9
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>>422783
Well, we had larger animals in the past without lower gravity, it seems to be more a function of higher oxygen concentration and fewer humans hunting all the megafuana.
No.422786
Mister Twister
>>422785
Let's live a while longer and wait what "consensus science" has to say about all that.
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Anonymous
>>422825
What is that building in the background?
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>>422826
Imagined view of the "Antarctic Poppy Orangery in Antarctica". It's not a real building.
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>>422827
>>422826
Here's another pic of the building concept. It does look pretty nice, but doesn't feel like something that would survive an impromptu snowstorm.
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No.422835
Mister Twister
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>>422828
Mankind can grow plants in Antarctica, but cannot go to the Moon twice. I am speechless.
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Anonymous
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>>422835
Mankind went to the moon like 6 or 7 times already.
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>>422836
>implying
No.422846
Anonymous
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>>422845
They were live broadcasting the landing to the entire world. To fake that in 1969 would require so much investment that it would be cheaper to actually go to the moon.

And besides you can still point a large enough telescope to the moon and spot the landers left there.
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Anonymous
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>>422846
>Implying they didn't put landers on the moon to trick people into thinking they had gone to the moon
sheeple
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Anonymous
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>>422848
So you are saying they faked the moon landing by going to the moon and landing fake props?
Do you have brain damage?
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Anonymous
>>422849
You might be taking these ludicrous statements a little too seriously.
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Flap
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Anonymous
>>423039
Pelicans would eat your children if they could git them in their beaks
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Anonymous
>>423143
haha, nice filename.
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Anonymous
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"quag"
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Guys, I think there is something wrong with this duck
No.423311
Anonymous
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>>423307
Isn't that a platypus?
No.423313
Anonymous
>>423311
Anon it's clearly a capybara.
So it's a fish.
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Anonymous
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>>423469
Now that's a one way street.

>>423488
Cute. What kind of bird is that? Looks like half pelican half flamingo.
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Anonymous
>>423489
Think its called a Shoebill
No.423540
Anonymous
>>423254
That is a horrible looking mouth.
Why is the tongue itself toothy?
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It is exactly what you expect.
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Anonymous
>>423563
I've seen bigger
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Anonymous
>>423631
>dadaism
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Anonymous
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>>423639
12 pigeons a minute doesn't strike me as "industrial" in scale.
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Anonymous
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>>423654
How would you know? Have you worked in the pigeon crushing industry before?
No.423660
Anonymous
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>>423658
Pigeon crushing isn't a cottage industry, if you want to make it in the business you've got to be able to meet demand.

An antique or hobbyist hand-operated press isn't going to cut it.
Get serious or you have no room in the market arena of titans.
No.423713
Anonymous
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>>423660
What kind of machinery would you then suggest for industrial scale pigeon crushing?
No.423716
Anonymous
>>423713
At a minimum you need birdseed, glue and a road roller.
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No.423751
Anonymous
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>>423750
Reminds me how pelicans will eat anything they can fit in their mouths, and if it can't quite fit they'll still make the attempt.
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Anonymous
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>>423837
R2-D2, right?
No.423840
Anonymous
>>423839
In bird-form.

Right color scheme and everything.
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Anonymous
>>423751
Surely you saw the video of a pelican choking down a pigeon?
No.424062
Anonymous
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>>424060
post it
No.424136
Anonymous
>>424135
Fucking pelicans
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Anonymous
>>424216
How civilized
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>>424135
>>424060
Nature is fucked.
No.424278
Anonymous
>>424277
See that rabbit got killed right off I think but
>>424135
That pigeon died monstrously. Horrifying.
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Corvids are at least as intelligent as children and are my favourite sort of bird.
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>>424311
Holding a discussion with a corvid would be something, I suppose. Don't know what topics overlap between them and humans, though.
No.424370
Anonymous
Speaking of crows I just saw one outside my house sneezing, hope its ok.
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>>424369
>Don't know what topics overlap between them and humans, though.

Hungary used to have a medieval mercenary army with a corvid as the coat of arms.
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Anonymous
>>424391
Sounds like he has something stuck in his throat.
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Mister Twister
>>424421
Birds are fucking stupid and unbelievably based at the same time.
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>>424466
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Anonymous
>>424474
Cockatoos, man.
They'll chew your damn patio. Kookaburras and lyrebirds are the real based native birds, maybe with a lorrikete (sp.?) or two.
No.424512
Anonymous
>>424475
Aww. Owls are so sweet when getting petted.
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Random fun bird image, for your education.
No.424547
Anonymous
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>>424542
How does that even work, their tongue would be in two pieces when extended.
Do they feel it in their heads when they extend their tongue, as it slithers around all their heads?
No.424549
Anonymous
>>424547
Nature is Wonderful.
https://abcbirds.org/blog21/woodpecker-tongues/
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>>424601
holy shit that mouse is riding an invisible motorcycle
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Anonymous
>>421711
Isn't this a thing in Dwarf Fortress.
And they are really deadly?
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>>424901
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>>424902
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>>424903
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ROW ROW
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
>>425382
look at that silly-billy, aww~
No.425384
Anonymous
>>425382
I thought that was a glove.
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Anonymous
>>419406
>"What is this bullshit?"
No.425535
Anonymous
>>425450
Reminds me of the Psygnosis logo.
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>>421517
>>421521
>>421522
>>421545
>The horror...
>The HORROR...
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Anonymous
>>419403
>>421195
I love this picture so much.
No.425733
Anonymous
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>>425948
No.425953
Anonymous
>>425949
Monkey not Birdo
Two wings good, Four hands bad
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This is not a cute species of bird
No.426088
Anonymous
>>426087
I concur.
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Happy 4th of July
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>>426131
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Anonymous
>>426156
Its like some sort of native ceremonial dance, cute...
No.426185
Anonymous
>>426156
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichoglossus
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No.426208
Anonymous
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>>426207
That's a pig not a bird anon.

Pigs can't fly, there's a well known saying ridiculing the very notion.
No.426210
Anonymous
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>>426208
I confused the birbs thread with the cute animals thread, sorry.
No.426211
Anonymous
>>426210
Don't apologise to me anon, apologise to the birds.
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Anonymous
>>426257
I feel bad when coming back home from the supermarket and the local couple of crows around the house see my passing so they fly down next to me expecting a few bits of bread, but don't have anything for them that time.

As if committing the deepest betrayal.
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posting cute picture of bird
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People aren't posting enough bird stuff, its lagging behind the progress of the filthy ground-bound peasant animal threads
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Little bastards
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Anonymous
>>426916
That's awesome.
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>>426916
>instantly pecks stop recording button
No.426928
Meester Tweester
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>>426916
I bet plastic tastes like shit.
No.426929
Anonymous
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>>426928
Keas are known for often peeling the rubber sealing parts off of cars trying to get inside them.
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Meester Tweester
>>427005
It's all feathers, don't fall for it!
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Anonymous
>>427696
not how you make this the year of the Linux desktop.
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Meester Tweester
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>>427875
To prove wrong the fools who think size equates to longevity.
No.427894
Anonymous
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>>427885
Haha, penises
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Anonymous
>>428385
Why would a bird do this?
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>for the birds
used to love this
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>>428543
OP here. Almost two and a half years later, someone FINALLY got the reference.
No.428556
Anonymous
>>428547 (@me)
I mean, I did think of the short film straight away, but I just assumed you were talking about the American slang phrase 'for the birds', which I didn't even know what it meant until I looked it up just now but I did know it was a phrase.
¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
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Anonymous
>>428376
Would you just love if a cheesy spy film had something like this happen? Not even dragged out for a minute with facial reactions and dramatic music, but just a devastating over-the-top assassination from a seemingly benign object.
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>>428376
>My name is Katy, but you can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!1
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>>428755
What is that a turkey? A pheasant?
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Dick Move.
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