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Tell me about your fetishes /baw/
No.392238
Anonymous
My fetish is not telling you my fetishes.
No.392242
Anonymous
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My fetish is hearing other people's fetishes.

Also, Caturday
No.392245
Autonymobile !x4vv0ZYuAo
Common: Lesbian, Sensual/Loving, Fishnets, Large boobs, fishnets, wet (like in a pool), short hair, hair accessories (clips, bands, etc.)
Uncommon: Pregnancy, Double Penetration
/d/ Mode: futanari, stomach inflation, consenticles, unbirth, some varieties of monster sex
No.392247
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Replies:>>423656
I prefer softcore stuff (yes that includes Skinemax flicks and the like) to hardcore. Not to say I don’t watch hardcore, but it loses its luster after just a couple of videos. I grew up watching softcore flicks and stuff like Hot Body Video Magazine via (scrambled-signal) PPV, so I’ve grown used to preferring such content. In a sense, watching that stuff made me more receptive to ‘female-friendly’ porn, as it carries more romantic/sensual connotations than, say, the average hardcore flick.

Beyond that, I have…well, not really fetishes, so much as certain ‘bonertriggers’: stockings, large breasts, redheaded women, harem/‘Jeannie’ outfits, athletic/fit women, and outdoor sex (especially beach sex).

When it comes to hentai, I tend to stick to the ‘normal’ stuff, save for the occasional dip into futanari territory.

Despite my bisexuality, I don’t really watch gay porn. Go figure.

…y’know, it seems as if I’ve forgotten something, but I can’t quite think of what…
No.392254
Anonymous
I have a massive fetish for listening in on people I know fucking. Hidden cams and stuff like that.
No.392256
Anonymous !FapssPENnY
I will probably just re-appear every few days and talk about a fetish or two of mine. I already made a whole lot of comments in the old-/baw/ fetish threads and others (both using this old trip and posting anonymously).

>I dislike most IRL video porn because it is too fake
>I love cartoon porn
Go figure.
No.392257
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
>>392256

>I dislike most IRL video porn because it is too fake

Funny thing is, that’s kinda why I dislike most hardcore porn – even though it’s more ‘real’ than softcore, when you think about it. Maybe I’ve just romanticized/idealized sex too much. X3
No.392263
Anonymous
Your fortune: Good Luck

ANAL, be up the woman's ass or me being pegged.

I'm also into BDSM, both dominating and being the sub.
No.392272
Anonymous
I'm pretty sure my fetish is missionary position in the bedroom with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation

Seriously though I don't think I have any, I'm still pretty vanilla. I have preferences but they seem like things everyone likes except maybe fast sex. Sometimes I love when my partner gets off super fast even if I don't get off. It's just kind of satisfying
No.392284
Slowpoke
Your fortune: Bad Luck

I'm pretty into D/s stuff, I kinda prefer being a sub but domming is fun too, and I'm apparently pretty good at it.
I have a bit of an oral fixation.
On that note, hand worship is A+.
Pleasuring my partner is a huge turn-on, to the point where I'm fine with not getting off as long as they get off really well.
Rough sex is hot as hell, scratching/biting/choking/holding down.
Prostate stimulation, whether massaging or pegging, is super hot.
And I think my girlfriend is giving me a foot fetish, or awakening the one that was always dormant within me, or something.
No.392287
Anonymous
Replies:>>392304
I find that most of the physical traits I really prefer in women, I tend to prefer because of what they subconsciously say to me about the person with them.

Not sure if that means I've subconsciously romanticized/fantasized things a bit too much...

Anyway: Boyish looking women, Women with outgoing/tomboyish personalities and the various assortment of sexy clothing preferences you see plus a little extra.
No.392289
Anonymous
Replies:>>392290
Let's see...
I guess nonhuman sapient bipeds, but not giants or pixies or shit like that. Aliens, furries, weird creatures from the deep are all good, but anything shorter than 2 feet or taller than 12 just weirds me out.

In reality, I like bisexuals, size difference, and romance. I think everyone enjoys getting their partner off. Also, no greater turn on then a silly sense of humor (especially during sex), but I'm not sure that's a fetish so much as something not covered in conversation or most pornos
No.392290
Chappy Laffy Taffy
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>392289
I forgot my name and it's very important that you all know my fetishes. Also, that I get my fortune.
No.392291
Jumpman
I'm attracted to naked ladies.
No.392292
Anonymous
>>392256
At least cartoon porn doesn't pretend it's real.
No.392294
Anonymous
Replies:>>392304
>>392292
It's interesting how that works, isn't it? You're already suspending your disbelief with the cartoon part, so anything within the context of the picture is "real."
No.392304
Anonymous !FapssPENnY
Replies:>>392309
>>392287
Well that's kinda like regular sexual attraction. Most people are attracted to a regular, normal looking partner as it suggests they are normal, healthy and would make for a good wife/husband. Biological shit.

I assume that isn't quite what you mean, but it's along those lines.

>>392292 (and >>392294)

Good point.
Another reason I guess is that IRL porn is just a person/couple/buncha people fucking who you don't know, often don't show much personality or positive life traits, and have makeup galore (and most look subjectively ugly without it [see http://imgur.com/a/ynkv8]). They usually come off as insincere (due to scripted lines and often bad acting) and since I've read a lot about BTS and done a bit of amatuer filming with friends myself, I keep thinking of how fake it is.
No.392309
Anonymous
>>392304
More or less... I realize that it isn't a particularly odd way to approach things, but I feel I may take things a little further than is necessarily proper.

I do tend to enjoy the reaction I get from other guys when discussing preferences in women though...

Regarding the Pro/Amateur/Cartoon porn thing, I think a lot of it does have to do with that connection between the people in it beyond the obvious physical one. It just comes across as two animals mechanically fucking and it almost seems repulsive
No.392533
Anonymous
Replies:>>392547
As hot as ownership and BDSM sounds on paper, in practice I'd be afraid it was impersonal.
No.392547
Anonymous
Replies:>>392561
Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>392533

Going off of this, how do I get into BDSM? I'm past the part where I just want to watch porn of it. My main issue is that I'm not in a relationship right now and just want to have sex, but that's not exactly safe, especially when BDSM is something that depends on trust, communication, and compassion (maybe empathy is the better word here?) for another person.

I don't want to pay for it (it's illegal and I'm not exactly rich right now) but at the same time, I'm not looking to get tied up and stabbed by some crazy woman.
No.392561
Slowpoke
>>392547
Since you mentioned your hypothetical partner being a woman, statistically you're a male, so I'm gonna operate on that assumption. If not, this may still apply to you.
Odds are, provided that you don't have some sort of hormonal imbalance and that you do actually like, move, on occasion, you're stronger than the average woman--that's pretty much just how testosterone works. You can pretty much use that to your advantage in the sense that if stuff gets too intense and/or murderous, you can just kind of...put a stop to it. For example, sometimes my girlfriend gets REALLY into it and gets a little too wild, and I have to just sort of lift her off me and hold her up for a couple seconds to catch a breather because "hold on a second" doesn't quite register in the moment.
My point is, don't go for tying up unless you're with someone you really trust, go for stuff you can get yourself out of if you have to. Choking, pinning down, hell, "voluntary bondage" is pretty hot and makes you feel really fuckin submissive (that is, having nothing actually holding you in place, but acting as though there were, i.e., they tell you to put your arms back and not to move them, and you put your arms back and do not move them.) There's plenty of BDSM shit you can do where you aren't actually in a completely 100% helpless state.
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>>392237
I like to watch.
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>>392625

Watching gives me pleasure.
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I watch all the time...
No.393432
Anonymous
Bringing this thread back.

My best guess is that I am attracted to things I find disgusting. If I see an obviously-sexual fetish and think 'How could someone actually find that attractive?', or 'That's just stupid,' chances are I will be obsessively intrigued by it and will begin to find it attractive. Luckily these kinks usually come and go within a matter of weeks/months.

This is why I don't visit 34 threads anymore.
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Clothes, to a small degree. I don't mean fancy, sexual stuff or lingerie or anything, just regular clothes. You can see a naked person anywhere on the Internet nowadays, so just fantasising about a naked person just doesn't work as well for me. It's especially true for cartoons; clothing is part of their character (unless, of course, the character doesn't wear clothing). Maybe it's also to do with the symbolism of taking off the clothes. That's the best bit.
No.393877
Anonymous
>>393871
Seconding. Sometimes it's sexier when they're still partly dressed, makes it feel that much more passionate.
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Diapers/ageplay/infantilism.
Its very odd (but not rare) to be a dominant male on this fetish, D/s play an important role for many people but it has no visibility on this fetish leaving me feeling like I'm unecessary or foreign, pic related is one of the few showing a baby with a caregiver.
Females are very rare and I have no hope on finding mine.

Its very misunderstood but the relationship with scat is completly casual, most people focuses on the humilliation or the cuteness. Baby clothes and items will fly over haters heads.
No.394040
Anonymous
>>394019
Not that I'm putting down what you're into, but diaper fetishes make me cringe. Even though it's purely for how they look (I think...) considering what they're designed for, it's one of the view fetishes I wasn't into when I was 14.
No.394043
Anonymous
Replies:>>394070
>ctrl+f
>start typing in name of fetish
>no results

o-okay

i'll just

move on and keep this to myself
No.394044
Anonymous
Replies:>>394070
Strength of character
Boldness
Dark hair
Feet
Hands
Muscle
Fat
General bulkiness
Brutishness
Weird coloring
Anthropomorphism
Orcs
Specific clown designs
Transformation
Bizarre transformation
General body horror
Loss/alteration of identity
Non-demonic possession
Melding
Dividing
High concept matters of the flesh and bone
Almost the entire 1989 film "Society"

And other stuff probably.
No.394070
Anonymous
Replies:>>394651
>>394043
But why? Maybe someone else likes it but hasn't said it yet.

>>394044
Dayum, there's a lot of them (and I can see a few of mine there). Also, what do you mean by melding?
Being overweight in the belly area. I've had this fetish of the bbw/stuffing ever since I was a young teenager. I just liked being fat, it's a turn on to me.
No.394175
Anonymous
Replies:>>394183
I have a strangely specific fetish for "momma bear" type women. Strongfat, fit to fight bears on a mountain, bigger than me, and with large breasts. The strange thing is I'm not attracted to that body type on men.
No.394183
Anonymous
Replies:>>394186
>>394175
But you want mama bear to do what to you?
No.394186
Anonymous
>>394183
That's none of your business.
No.394336
Anonymous
Replies:>>394340
I am trying to watch a breast inflation video.

All I've seen so far have the worst fucking acting, cheesy sfx, and not-very-good cinematography.
No.394340
Anonymous
Replies:>>394341
>>394336
Can I have a link, please?
No.394341
Anonymous
Replies:>>394389
>>394340
Sure. They're all so bad and cheesy. Ugh.
http://www.fetishfad.net/search_result.php?page=1&search_type=&search_id=breastexpansion&sort=rate
Irrelevant, but if you actually like BE fetish, try reddit.com/r/breastexpansion (top of all time) and /r/morph
No.394389
Anonymous
>>394341
>Kiki Daire is on that page

Yuss.
No.394650
Anonymous
My sexuality is fucked.

I've always considered myself bisexual, and I know I find feminine features more attractive (crushing like hell on this girl at school) but when I'm looking at porn, I always put myself in the girl/bottom's position. I think I would prefer being submissive, and I honestly think I'd be happier with a guy, but I act like any typical straight white male would when there's a girl I like. I also can't watch gay porn if it's two manly hairy dudes fucking. That shit is a real turnoff for me. The bottom has to be a twink/femboy.
No.394651
Anonymous
Replies:>>394804
>>394070
>Also, what do you mean by melding?
Two bodies merging into one.
Total fantasy obviously, but the idea behind it gets to me.
No.394804
Anonymous
>>394651

Makes me think of Wrath from the first FullMetal Alchemist, and how he could merge his body with stuff and even other homunculi.

I had a pretty nice fantasy once regarding that and our two hearts literally beating next to each other... hnnn...
No.395362
Anonymous
Replies:>>426136
I have a breastfeeding fetish. My friends find this especially weird for some reason.
No.395403
Anonymous
Replies:>>396456
>grow up 100% tits man, no questions asked
>my waifu turned me into an ass man
Goddamn it.
No.396453
Anonymous
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Mind control.
No.396455
Anonymous
>>392237
//youtube.com/watch?v=zEZL4ult9n0youtube thumb
Well, this hit something, I'm not sure what though.
No.396456
Anonymous
Replies:>>396458
>>395403

But anon, people poop from there.
No.396503
Anonymous
Replies:>>421893
I'm aroused by abusing others. The more I find someone attractive, the more I want to do painful hurtful things to them, like hit them in the stomach, or kick them over, or give them a shiner, or just slap and spank them until they're crying. It's that fear and pain that bubbles up that makes me want to ride a person like nothing else. Guy, girl, I just want to be cruel and powerful, and hear them sob and moan and lick their tears and bite and scratch and just plain beat the shit out of them.

Then I patch them up with some aftercare and we cuddle and figure out a way to hide the bruises so people don't think I'm just being an non-con abusive boyfriend.
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While watching the South Park episode 'Taming Strange', I was wondering why Ike wanted to fuck Foofa and not Toodee. I would have chose Toodee, hands down.
No.396518
Anonymous
Happy Valentine's. Here, have some educational NSFW: //youtube.com/watch?v=q0Gskhjmrs0youtube thumb
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i was convinced for a day that the last pic i fapped to was modeled off of cockmongler's face.
turns out it was modeled on pic related instead, but the right smile resembled him more than harley.
No.416947
Anonymous
the smashing of the capitalist and the liberty of the people
No.416963
Cassidy !!VzpfrKjhXFf
Rimming. Never thought much about it until a guy I hooked up with did it to me, and I became an instant fan.

This is among a multitude of other things, I discovered /d/ at like 15 and it helped give me a very open attitude to kinks.
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Nuns.
Not entirely sure why I'm into them.
I'm not the type to get turned on by something being "forbidden."
Maybe it has to do with my complicated past with religion. Maybe it's a manifestation of the crush I had on Julie Andrews from watching The Sound of Music as a kid. I don't know.
No.416991
Anonymous
>>416989
I like nuns too. I wouldn't put it in my top 10 or anything but they're nice. I think a big part of it could be the modesty of the clothing complementing the sexualisation. It creates an interesting contrast, makes it more special than just nudity.
No.417017
Anonymous
Replies:>>417018
Bedwetting.
No.417018
Anonymous
>>417017
Just bedwetting or something else?
No.417082
Anonymous
Replies:>>417092
Lactation. Seems like a no brainer since I like milk and I like female breasts. Learning that breasts can produce milk blew my mind as a teenager. The fetish "triggered" when I read an anthropomorphic manga called Luck of the Draw by Trump. Since then, I go full diamond if breastmilk is being squirted out or ANR (Adult Nursing Relationship.
No.417092
Anonymous
Replies:>>417135
>>417082
>didn't find out about breastfeeding until he was a teenager
American prudishness, everyone
No.417135
Anonymous
>>417092
That's not entirely prudishness I think, they have sex ed classes when kids reach their teens exactly so they know how this all works. In case they didn't before.
I agree that it's something that can be taught to kids earlier, plus if they have siblings with some age difference then they might even witness it. But the reason they have sex ed is so they know of this in case they don't.
No.417215
Anonymous
Cartoons ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Impregnation.
No.417572
Anonymous
I never knew missing children could be so sexy.

Did I say that out loud?
No.417882
Anonymous
>>416989
Nuns having sex with young boys.

Though robot nuns are good too.
No.417884
Anonymous
>>417883
DA BA DEE DA BA DAA
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No.418319
Anonymous
Replies:>>418322
>>418282
I haven't noticed until now that the lost souls on the left are photoshop duplicated.
And shota shouldn't be there.
No.418322
Anonymous
Replies:>>418325
>>418319
Shota is having sex with little boys, which is pretty non-vanilla to be honest.

The one I'm confused about is the 'DILF' tag, doesn't that just mean Dad I'd Like (to) Fuck? Being in to older gentlemen? Why would that be any different or considered more extreme from MILFs?
No.418325
Anonymous
>>418322
shota is still consensual man-on-woman action, and it's not all that uncommon in real life either. That Kiss movie (Detroit Rock City) had one too.
No.418327
Anonymous
No.418366
Anonymous
Replies:>>418367
THIGHS, MIDRIFFS and COLLARBONES are criminally under appreciated.
No.418367
Anonymous
>>418366
Midriffs are extremely common, literally just take a walk in summer to see some.
Thighs are honestly a bit overrated, oversized thighs don't look that good outside cartoons.
No.418368
Anonymous
>>418367
Thick Thighs Save Lives
No.419353
Anonymous
Replies:>>419357
>>418365
Why are footfags so defensive about their shit-tier degeneracy?

Its either 24/7 about how much they love feet or instead going on and on about how they aren't disgusting deviants like all the OTHER foot fetishists.
No.419357
Anonymous
>>419353
Because most people just don't get aroused by feet. Legs and thighs, sure, but not feet.

>>418365
For some of these people, foot fetish was the least weird thing they got into. Ricky Martin for example is into watersports.
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No.419524
Mister Twister
Replies:>>421063
>>419523
Seeing thirsty women right before dying?
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Why does this scene makes me so horny?
No.419551
Anonymous
>>419550
if it wasn't rape, i'd agree.
No.419552
Anonymous
Replies:>>419931
>>419550
Because movies being shitty is your fetish.

When the twist of the Predator movie was they were trying to harvest autism from humans because its the next step in evolution you had to clean the entire room after.
No.419924
Anonymous
Rebuilding humanity's number after the apocalypse
No.419931
Anonymous
>>419552
It's not the shitty movie part. It's more like that it's deepthroating + impregnation + French kiss at the same time. Just imagine, what would it be like if by kissing a girl, you could also stick your dick down their throat at the same time and cum inside 5 times in a row.
No.420089
Anonymous
Can /baw/ tell me specifically what a "dick flattening" is meant to be? I'm not up to date with the hip young kids and their trendy fetishes. In my day there was just prostitutes in high heels kicking you in the testicles.
No.420100
Anonymous
>>420089
fatties maybe? I dunno.
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I wonder if there are videos of people putting one end of a dildo in their crotch and the other end in their mouth, as a strange ouroboros-esque act. Someone has to have done that by now, right?
No.420311
Anonymous
Replies:>>420528
>>420089
Stupid joke that no doubt has to do with the originally-ghetto word "simp", which may as well be the new "cuck" except used more akin to the now-old term "orbiter".
No.420528
Anonymous
Replies:>>420556
>>420311
Dick Flattening existed as a meme at least a little before Simp became a slang
No.420556
Anonymous
>>420528
I heard "simp" in rap songs at least a year ago, but its true that dick flattening hit mainstream first for sure.
No.420761
Anonymous
Replies:>>420762
Shortstacks

all day erry day

So much tits 'n ass in a compact package
No.421063
Anonymous
>>419524
being gangbanged by female skaven, duh
No.421347
Anonymous
Replies:>>421348
Abdl infantilism I like wearing diapers and crossdressing
No.421348
Anonymous
>>421347
Degenerate.
No.421356
Anonymous
Replies:>>421357
Cfnm
No.421357
Mister Twister
Replies:>>421358
>>421356
Cute female/norwegian male?
No.421358
Anonymous
Replies:>>421405
>>421357
according to google, "clothed female naked male". I suppose there are quite a few pieces of clothing which look sexy and could be kept on, but this specifically states that the woman should be nearly fully clothed.

I don't get it either, the only concepts I can think of for the women to be nearly fully clothed and a man to be not are too ridiculous to work.
No.421405
Anonymous
>>421358
I can kind of understand the idea of a girl just removing her undies and getting boned in a random place for that 'quick and frenetic fuck' energy, but not in a situation where the guy in contrast is fully naked.

It can be pretty good when a girl is bottomless but keeps her top on while bouncing on a dick.
Like the Bottomless Party from the second Harold & Kumar film.
No.421551
Anonymous
I'm going to bump this thread.

You know what else bumps?

Tits.

When you Titfuck them.

Titfucking is a fetish I have.
No.421557
Anonymous
>>421551
Decent taste, I agree.
What makes it superior to butt hotdogging? Is it the less firmness? Is it that you can see their face? The closeness to their chest? Or is it simply an inherent consequence of the 'tits>ass' paradigm?
No.421558
Anonymous
Replies:>>421560
>>421557
Well tits are great, this is true.
And its much more intimate to have a girl either be working your cock with her breasts or you fucking her chest as she's lying back looking up at you.
Can lead to the setup where a girl is sucking the cock in her cleavage while its thrusting her chest.

Also hotdogging seems pointless for any extended period since if you are rubbing your cock in her asscrack you might as well be putting it in one of her holes back there.
Even rubbing it between her thighs would be superior in that sort of position.
No.421560
Mister Twister
>>421558
I would be lying if I said that isn't hot. Unfortunately, big tits are really hard to make work IRL, and the cold hard reality always likes to step in.
No.421564
Anonymous
Replies:>>427631
>>421560
>and the cold hard reality always likes to step in.
It's shower sex all over again!
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>>421560
Chestlets, Seethe
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If you were going to buy a sex doll you'd want it to look like a fantasy creature, right?
Like whats the point of getting one that looks just like a normal woman.
No.421627
Mister Twister
>>421626
This will only lead to further controversies. I love it.
No.421628
Anonymous
Replies:>>421630
>>421626
Normal women are already fantasy creature territory for a lot of people.
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How about three boobs, like Total Recall
No.421630
Mister Twister
No.421631
Anonymous
>>421629
I'd rather buy an Arnold one. Especially if they can get the internals to look like a T-800.
No.421684
Anonymous
>>421631
How heavy would that behemoth be?

Thinking about it real dolls are ridiculous. It would be fun at first sure but the novelty would soon wear off.

Then you're stuck with a super expensive human-sized hassle in your house that you have to spend alot of time maintaining or its going to visibly degrade sharpish.
No.421685
Anonymous
Replies:>>425439
>>421684
>How heavy would that behemoth be?

Depends on what material it is built from, if the endoskeleton is just lightweight aluminium, then it probably would be lighter than the real Arnold was in his peak years (112kg).
No.421691
Anonymous
Replies:>>421742
>>392237

big booty twitch streamers
No.421742
Anonymous
>>421691
Little booty twitch streamers are people too!
No.421893
Anonymous
>>396503
Dang bro same, tho I wouldn't particularly mind being on the receiving end, even if it's not my preference.
No.421912
Anonymous
Replies:>>421914
Public nudity. Mandatory public nudity. Educational nudity. Mixed nudity, not cfnm or cmnf, nmnf.
No.421914
Mister Twister
>>421912
That would make nudity no longer special.
No.422038
Anonymous
Replies:>>422755
seeing a lady naked, like, with no clothes on
Replies:>>422045
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No.422045
Mister Twister
>>422044
>impregnating a married MILF
No.422070
Anonymous
Lol
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Asian ladies
No.422324
Anonymous
Replies:>>422326
>>422322
looks like your average JAV movie.
No.422326
Anonymous
>>422324
There's no blurring around the crotches
Replies:>>424978
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No.422740
Anonymous
Ass/Anal

For some weird reason I can't pass a good picture of an ass and not get turned on...
No.422852
Anonymous
Replies:>>422853
>>422740
but we poop from there
No.422853
Anonymous
>>422852
Some people just enjoy getting shit on their dicks. It's also why we have so many gays.
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Women should be bigger
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Dunno if you're ready for this primo shit /baw/
No.423310
Anonymous
>>423277
My body is ready.
No.423409
Anonymous
>>416945
>i was convinced for a day that the last pic i fapped to was modeled off of cockmongler's face.
You mean Grinman?
No.423423
Anonymous
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>>422322
Big Titty Asian Ladies
No.423448
Anonymous
Replies:>>425243
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>>422740
Whoops I just happened to randomly drop this random webm here, sure hope no body gets turned on by it or anything
No.423509
Anonymous
girl to woman clothes bursting.
No.423512
Anonymous
>>423476
There is so much this character could do.
No.423529
Mstr Twstr
>>423528
I feel bad for those women.
No.423530
Anonymous
Replies:>>423532
No.423532
Anonymous
Replies:>>423533
>>423530
Those are photoshopped monsters, Anon. About as real as any H doujin character
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>>423532
>Saying Hitomi Tanaka is photoshopped
You might be retarded anon
No.423534
Anonymous
>>423533
Hitomi Tanaka is real and big (evidence: videos) but you know they'll photoshop any image anyway, right?
No.423541
Anonymous
>>421560
>>423529
Twister why are you such a homogay faglord?
Have you even touched a boob that wasn't your mothers?
No.423562
Anonymous
>>423556
ooft, my feels
Replies:>>423585
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Nuns are hot
No.423585
Mstr Twstr
>>423572
As Noisepuppet, the grandfather of Youtube Poop, once said, "Sex was given to our ancestors by nuns."
Stoats Henge is biggusyoutube thumb
2:44
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>>423445
>>422322
>tfw no bigtitty asian gf
No.423669
Anonymous
>>422740
Ass and anal I can get behind, mostly because in the "boner receptor" part of my brain anything large and round on a girl is sexy (except testicles, I am highly against futa and female trans). That's also why I have "large boobs" fetish especially on Asian and Mexican women.

For some this seems really basic and not worthy of being a fetish but I find undressing women to be one of the many things that turn me on. Futa, feet, ntr, rape, and anything that has to do with monsters/ bestiality makes sex look cheap and unethical to me. But no offense to the people that like these.

Some things that don't turn me on but I can still get behind are leg-locking, milf, impregnation, and interracial.
No.423671
Anonymous
>>423669
>interracial
As a fetish? That's just silly. Being attracted to people of other races and interracial fetish are two different things, and the second is no better than ntr, born out of similar taboo.
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booty
No.423783
Anonymous
>>423671
I find very dark skin to be hot, and as a white dude would like to have sex with curvy black women when the opportunity arises, but yeah hate all the racism surrounding these things.

Can't people just want to fuck other people because they are attractive, not make it weird.
Replies:>>423879
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>>418367
>Thighs are honestly a bit overrated
No one ever thinks of the problems girls cursed with such bodies face in life.
No.423879
Mister Twister
>>423836
There is a difference between "thick" and blubber. Muscles and bones are what really matters in terms of thickness.
Replies:>>423890
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Rimming is super fucking hot to me
No.423890
Anonymous
Replies:>>423891
>>423889
You have shit taste.
No.423916
Anonymous
Replies:>>423921
>>417566
Impregnation is great but I'm reminded too readily of all the grim realities of a chick getting knocked up and giving birth.
Its the whole reason the bible had to handwave inflicting the process on women as an outright punishment because no competent all powerful designer would have made such an important process as birthing to keep the species numbers up function that way.
No.423921
Anonymous
Replies:>>423922
>>423916
It's there to weed out those who are too genetically weak to produce healthy offspring. That's why you'd want to knock up healthy women of a fertile age.
No.423922
Anonymous
>>423921
Well not really, its just a process that is rife with complications that can kill off otherwise healthy mothers and children due to a quirk of chance.
Replies:>>424046
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>>392237
Big titties (bonus if leaking milk)
Older ladies (bonus if anal)
Anal (obviously)
Urethra fingering (mostly girls doing the fingering to dudes, seeing a girl's peehole weirds me out for some reason)
No.424046
Anonymous
Replies:>>424083
>>424030
Honestly I find any pee hole being... spread open or penetrated... to be kind of disturbing.

>seeing a girl's peehole weirds me out for some reason
Agh and now you've reminded me of that old story about the couple that went to the doctors because they couldn't conceive despite having sex.
That's one that still makes me retch after all these years.
No.424078
Anonymous
Replies:>>424080
>>417883
What's the age of consent on an intelligent robot?
Which of the two is going to jail if they get it on?
No.424080
Anonymous
Replies:>>424081
>>424078
It's not illegal to fuck robots, not beyond potentially existing sodomy laws regarding objects (I don't know if any exist but there might be something in some area of the world, perhaps in in the middle east).

And intelligent robots will start existing only because intelligent humans will die out.
No.424081
Anonymous
Replies:>>424085
>>424080
Humanity are going to die out at some point regardless, that's a given. Perhaps the only thing that will continue our legacy into the universe is entirely synthetic prodigy.
No.424083
Anonymous
Replies:>>424084
>>424046
Anon did an 8 year old girl do that thing where she shows you hers and spreads it? It's gross.

...When you were also a kid, of course.
No.424084
Anonymous
>>424083
Back as a kid I felt up under the covers and then stuck my dick in the neighbour girl who was a little younger but way taller than me one day in my room while we were playing Doctor. Oddly enough didn't actually look at the area throughout this whole experience.
Was only for seconds because it felt weird like needing to pee so I stopped, don't think even knew about sex in those early days so no clue where little me got the idea to do that from.
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>>424081
So you want to create autoreivs?
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Is 'goblin' a fetish?
It seems to be very common whenever you browse the internet.
No.424113
Anonymous
>>424105
Looks like a Mexican-American Hispanic.
No.424310
Anonymous
>>392237
You wanna talk about fetishes OP?
https://imgur.com/gallery/wx2EqwP
Replies:>>424314
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>>424312
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>>424313
No.424315
Anonymous
Ah Baalbuddy.
People might look down on their comics as cheap easy jokes but I do find them amusing.
No.424356
Anonymous
is emo girl a fetish because I think I have it
No.424357
Anonymous
>>424356
If you find a cute emo girl, then sure, go for it.
Replies:>>425420
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>>424356
Read as:
No.424359
Anonymous
>>424356
goth girl is better
No.424363
Anonymous
Replies:>>424364
>>424359
Only if you remove the recent shallow bastardization of the term.
No.424364
Anonymous
Replies:>>424375
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>>392237
Visited /d/ for the first time in a while, and there was one themed around futile modesty, and I think that really ties together a lot of my kinkier interests, especially expansion and corruption related ones. Hyper boobs/butt/dick/vulva/etc, lactation, excess cum, parasite/seedbeed/monster pregnancy, even inanimate and robot TF, anything that can be framed as expressing sexuality despite trying to hold it back.

Also really covers why body odor, fart, and scat hentai can do it for me without a pile of shit itself being interesting, in that it usually involves a similar dynamic of characters trying and failing to keep their modestly, lost in sexual fugue that and unable to see things in terms that don't relate to fucking, or just letting loose as an act of dominance or reassurance.

I was already thinking I was more into the idea of sex as an abstract force exerting it on people that anything else, but it's neat that I found a thread that covers the core aspect of it so neatly. Not sure if it explains what I like about muscle, that could be more just being into characters that are generally cool and impressive.

I also really like cheerful/happy stuff, possibly even more than embarrassment, as well as more deliberate sultry behavior like Midna/Bayonetta, and I guess it's hard to draw a line between those moods by itself and any of the above.
No.424375
Anonymous
>>424374
Huh, right after posting this, I notice a thread that's just "dumb/humiliating TF", which also covers a lot for me like futile modestly does. Though I'd like if there was more stuff where both a man and woman experience a similar humiliating TF and console each other while fucking. Just another reason for me to practice my own art!
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>>423476
They need to hurry up and invent sexy robot women before I die
No.424385
Anonymous
Replies:>>424386
>>424377
seconding this.
No.424386
Anonymous
>>424377
>>424385
https://alogs.theguntretort.com/robowaifu/
It's an interesting browse, well-indexed and most of the users are alright. I visit a few times a year just to see what they've achieved.
Replies:>>424463
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>>417566
Replies:>>425449
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>>424105
>It seems to be very common whenever you browse the internet.
I make no guarantees on the accuracy of this image's claims
No.424478
Anonymous
>>424105
Yes.
Green skin and short stack is qt. Some people even mess with the face a little bit to keep it more gobliny, acquired taste but can be done skillfully and attractively; no contradiction!
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Also a niche fetish that is pretty popular on the internet

And by the internet I mean 4chan
No.424482
Anonymous
Replies:>>424507
>>424481
She looks way the fuck cuter without the clown costume.
Replies:>>426166
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>>424482
You aren't wrong; clown girls should be big, bouncy and colorful.
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>>423669
>>423671
Have some vintage interracial porn
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Chicks that are curvy and naked except for a totally face/head obscuring helmet/mask are super hot.

This was why Tali was so much better before her face was revealed.
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>>424312
>>418365
Baalbuddy is always relevant to this thread.
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>>423278
>>423277
>>422372
Schoolgirl no-panty upskirt creeper-shot
No.425045
Anonymous
Replies:>>425071
Nipplefucking is my anti-fetish. Its so retarded I utterly can't stand it.

NIPPLES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
No.425071
Anonymous
>>425045
>DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
welcome to artistic fetishes enjoy your stay
https://boards.plus4chan.org/baw/146459192500.mp3
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What do people think of the idea of Selfcest?
No.425073
Anonymous
>>425072
>my own clone
>now neither of us will be virgins
No.425077
Anonymous
>>425072
I've already masturbated to myself so I'm not seeing a problem here.
No.425094
Anonymous
>>425077
How many times?
No.425095
Anonymous
>>425077
>I've already masturbated to myself
Really?
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>>423533
>>423528
Hitomi is retiring, end of an era right here.
No.425420
Anonymous
>>424358
I mean Australia's pride basically got fucked by them afterall.
No.425449
Anonymous
>>424471
>>424478
Oh I bet you like Goblins.
gobblin deez nuts
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>>424105
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>>424359
haHA

word play
No.425559
Anonymous
Replies:>>425612
>>392245
Recently while browsing a porn website saw a video of this trashy HEAVILY pregnant chick wearing only cowboy boots and hat getting fucked. First outside against a wall then inside on a bed.

Was both garbage and yet also intriguing.
No.425612
Anonymous
Replies:>>425617
>>425559
I don't really understand fetishes that have to do with fucking pregnant women. Like, aren't you gonna touch the baby with your dick or something? Assuming it long enough for something like that. But even if it wasn't, finishing inside would still get cum on the baby, right?
No.425617
Anonymous
>>425612
If your dick is poking through the mucus plug and all the way past her cervix, or indeed you cum with enough force to penetrate said mucus plug, you are some sort of freak mutant and there's bigger problems to worry about.
No.425658
Anonymous
It all does call to mind a question.
How would one react if they found out their mother had been doing extremely preggo fetish porn-starring as a way to make money while carrying 'em?
That would be a rather jarring thing to encounter on a website.
No.425661
Anonymous
Replies:>>425662
>>425658
>How would one react if they found out their mother had been doing extremely preggo fetish porn-starring as a way to make money while carrying 'em?

Anon, that sounds too specific.
No.425662
Anonymous
Replies:>>425686
>>425661
Presumably whenever you see a woman doing pregnancy-based porn she IS going to later birth the child who will grow up into an adult (barring any horribly tragic circumstances)
No.425676
Mstr Twstr
>>425658
Freedom of choice is not freedom of consequences. It is not complicated. The person will lose respect for the mother, the mother will have to live with that for the rest of her life.
Replies:>>425689
>>425662
I mean it sounds like the quickest way to get Shaken Baby Syndrome.
No.425689
Anonymous
>>425686
Amniotic sac, mate
No.425889
Anonymous
>all the way past her cervix
That crap is the fucking worst in all the jap hentai where it keeps showing up.

They think breaching the cervix with your dick is taking the chick to the limit of sexual pleasure and a natural goal to achieve, where in real life if you did somehow manage such a thing the pain would mean sex would be over right quick.
No.425890
Mstr Twstr
>>425889
My nigga.
No.425893
Anonymous
>>425889
Even the concept of 'deeper feels better for her' is just driven by thinking the vagina is like a penis.
No.425895
Anonymous
Replies:>>425900
>>425889
The x-ray shot involving this is usually more disturbing, since the artists who do this trope tend to do draw every organ in the lower abdomen.
No.425900
Anonymous
>>425895
What, have you never wanted to walk into a butcher's shop and just fuck everything on display?
Praetorian-tier Fetish.
No.425940
Anonymous
This thread is started off by people sharing their personal kinks, but what is a fetish that is a big turn-off for you, like shaking your head the moment it pops up?
-Bonus points for being something that is rather tame and not particularly disgusting or pathetic.

Can't think of anything too unusual for myself in this regard...
Like will be dismissive and feel the opposite of aroused when people go on about their attraction to stuff such as armpits or feet but that's a common reaction to have towards it.
Also don't get the obsession with underwear, as in once the chick is not wearing them anymore. Stealing used panties and doing stuff with them is not my idea of a good time in any way.
No.425942
Anonymous
>>425940
>but what is a fetish that is a big turn-off for you, like shaking your head the moment it pops up?

With how much strange stuff there is on the net, and how much LGBT shit is pushed?
A LOT.
Replies:>>426000
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>>425940
Raceplay and findom.
That's actually about it, as far as 'not particularly disgusting' goes. They are both pathetic but I guess that isn't what you meant.

>armpits
I can understand apathy but I mildly like them. I'd assume a relation to liking scent/sweat as a symbol of intimacy and attraction.
>stealing used panties
That's probably pathetic voyeurism, but underpants themselves are intimate in a modest, anti-nude society, and potentially playing off the same symbolism as above.
No.425989
Anonymous
>>425983
The guy that makes Monster Musume? Okayado.
No.426000
Anonymous
>>425984
>findom
I had no idea what that is until I looked it up.

They don't even get sex out of it, they just give over their finances to someone else?
No.426136
Anonymous
>>395362
What does breastmilk actually taste like?
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>>424481
>>424507
Clown Girls

BIG
HONKERS
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>>424359
No.426680
Anonymous
I've got kind of a fetish for a specific act, like seeing all the drawn porn of a chick sucking on a cock while titfucking it between her breasts at the same time (Or even another chick leaning deep in and sucking on the cock poking out of the cleavage while she's busy titfucking it.
Sorta sad that my dick is too small for such a thing to be possible.
Replies:>>427134
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>>426826
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>>424359
What about cheerful hardworking Goth Girl living in the countryside?
No.426992
Anonymous
Replies:>>427279
>>426991
I think that's just a reference to Arnie's Total Recall.
Replies:>>427100
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Is getting naked and sexy at the beach a specific fetish?
Tanlines is pretty popular for some reason.
No.427100
Anonymous
Replies:>>427256
>>427095
It's not a specific fetish, it's just what people do on a beach, at least in Europe. It's like going to a concert to listen to music or to a football match so you can act like a hooligan, etc.
No.427256
Anonymous
>>427100
>Europe
Oh those wacky europeans, always up to their degenerate antics.
No.427279
Anonymous
Replies:>>427281
>>426992
She wasn't a green midget.
No.427281
Anonymous
>>427279
No, but had three tits.
No.427631
Anonymous
>>421564
>It's shower sex all over again!
What part of it? Is it the fact you might well slip over and do yourself an injury?
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>>422740
Here, have an ass so big its almost kind of silly.

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1679584050.268931 - 0.002631 (0.000002s): kobak\db: Attempting to connect to database

1679584050.269541 - 0.003241 (0.000610s): kobak\db: Successfully connected to database

1679584050.269547 - 0.003247 (0.000006s): kobak\db: finished setup

1679584050.270248 - 0.003948 (0.000701s): KOBAK BBS: loading board specific plugins

1679584050.270677 - 0.004377 (0.000429s): KOBAK BBS: finished loading board specific plugins

1679584050.270686 - 0.004386 (0.000009s): KOBAK BBS: validating thread

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1679584050.270701 - 0.004401 (0.000007s): kobak\thread: query: thread mode set, calling posts query.

1679584050.270715 - 0.004415 (0.000014s): kobak\post: query: querying posts

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1679584050.282880 - 0.016580 (0.000541s): kobak\post: get_posts: applying quote backlinks to posts

1679584050.283905 - 0.017605 (0.001025s): kobak\post: query: finished.

1679584050.283917 - 0.017617 (0.000012s): kobak\thread: query: posts queried, setting up thread object.

1679584050.283944 - 0.017644 (0.000027s): kobak\thread: query: finished.

1679584050.283978 - 0.017678 (0.000034s): kobak\plugins: finished running 1 actions for hook "validation"

1679584050.284027 - 0.017727 (0.000049s): kobak\current: Template file found

1679584050.284032 - 0.017732 (0.000005s): kobak\current: setting up HTML vars

1679584050.284037 - 0.017737 (0.000005s): kobak\html: setting up new instance

1679584050.284066 - 0.017766 (0.000029s): kobak\html: finished setup

1679584050.284069 - 0.017769 (0.000003s): kobak\current: setting up per-page HTML vars

1679584050.284075 - 0.017775 (0.000006s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "setup_html"

1679584050.284166 - 0.017866 (0.000091s): kobak\plugins: finished running 4 actions for hook "setup_html"

1679584050.284168 - 0.017868 (0.000002s): kobak\current: finished setting up all HTML vars

1679584050.284171 - 0.017871 (0.000003s): start rendering html

1679584050.284233 - 0.017933 (0.000062s): loading thread

1679584050.284266 - 0.017966 (0.000033s): called header.php

1679584050.284276 - 0.017976 (0.000010s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "header_meta"

1679584050.284357 - 0.018057 (0.000081s): kobak\plugins: finished running 5 actions for hook "header_meta"

1679584050.284511 - 0.018211 (0.000154s): kobak\cache: loading cache file: kobak_banners

1679584050.284519 - 0.018219 (0.000008s): kobak\cache: checking cache file: kobak_banners

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1679584050.284972 - 0.018672 (0.000061s): kobak\kmedia: setting up new instance

1679584050.284976 - 0.018676 (0.000004s): kobak\kmedia: finished setup

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SQL statistics:

time taken: 0.00064993 SELECT *, ( SELECT GROUP_CONCAT(DISTINCT `kobaboardban`.`boardid` ORDER BY `kobaboardban`.`boardid` SEPARATOR ',') FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `banid` = `id` GROUP BY `banid` ) AS `active_boards` FROM `kobaban` WHERE ( (`iplong1` = '03ecd18a') OR (`iplong1` <= '03ecd18a' AND '03ecd18a' <= `iplong2`) ) AND `type` IN(-1,0,1,2,3) AND (`id` IN ( SELECT `banid` FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `boardid` IN(1) ) OR `global` = 1) ORDER BY `type`,`expiration` DESC no rows found or affected (prepared query)
time taken: 0.00675607 SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = '1' AND p.`postid` = '392237' AND `parentid` = '0' AND `deleted` = '0' UNION ALL SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, null as total_posts, null as total_files, null as total_image, null as total_audio, null as total_video, null as total_swf, null as unique_ip, null as unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '1' AND `parentid` = '392237' AND `deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `parentid`,`postid` no error (prepared query)
time taken: 0.00049806 SELECT `boardid`, `parentid`, `postid` FROM `kobapost` WHERE (`boardid` = 1 AND `postid` IN(425983)) AND `deleted` = 0 no results

actions:

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footer_meta actions: 8 start: 1679584050.29794400 end: 1679584050.29805800 took (total): 0.000114
header_meta actions: 5 start: 1679584050.28427900 end: 1679584050.28435400 took (total): 0.000075
setup_html actions: 4 start: 1679584050.28408000 end: 1679584050.28416300 took (total): 0.000083
validation actions: 1 start: 1679584050.26870900 end: 1679584050.28397000 took (total): 0.015261

Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss

rules in htaccess format:

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2023-03-23 08:07:30