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No.400939
Speak Your MindAnonymous
Image:144331660600.png(2.70MB, 1558x1000)LITERAL middle of nowhere.png
"It's always winter in the middle of Antarctica" edition.
No.400948
Anonymous
Can I just plant a flag somewhere in antarctica and name the area after myself?
No.400950
Anonymous
>>400948
The local fauna doesn't take kindly to that. Men have been eaten for less.
No.400951
Alpharius
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>>400948
U.N. charter says that nobody can claim land on Antarctica anymore. But if you are just going for naming locations, you might have to deal with geologist, cartographers or some other scientists if it isn't named already.
No.400955
Anonymous
>>400951
Get it together, France.
No.400956
Anonymous
Replies:>>400975
>>400951
>unclaimed
Calling dibs
No.400975
Alpharius
Replies:>>401002
>>400956
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antarctic_Treaty_System
>Article 4 – The treaty does not recognize, dispute, nor establish territorial sovereignty claims; no new claims shall be asserted while the treaty is in force;
>no new claims
Good luck being acknowledged by the international community, chummer.
No.401002
Anonymous
>>400975
Fun fact, there is also a treaty like this for outer space, but absolutely no country with a viable space program has agreed to it.
No.401004
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
SUPERBLOODMOON

WOO

?
No.401005
Mister Twister
Replies:>>401006
The moon wasn't even red.

Just a washed out dark browny-orange.

It was okay.
No.401006
Anonymous
>>401005
At least you got the red moon
No.401007
Anonymous
Replies:>>401008
Why is Friday night a "death slot"? I always thought most people watched tv at that time. You know...work/school's over, the weekend's here, time to kick your feet up and relax?
No.401008
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Replies:>>401009
>>401007

Friday nights are typically the times when people go out to do things—see a movie, go to a restaurant, whatever—to kick off the weekend. TV ratings/viewership numbers are noticeably lower on Friday nights as a result.
No.401009
Anonymous
>>401008
>people go out to do things

Fucking weirdos.
No.401015
Mister Twister
Replies:>>401016
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>randomly generated chinese bootleg channel recommended this to you
No.401016
Anonymous
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>>401015
>Rock Music Recommended videos for you
>every single one is Hip To Be Square
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
No.401019
Anonymous
Anyone know the name of the webcomic of a person with a pointy yellow hat? Or maybe pointy yellow hair, I could never tell.

I'm trying to find the one that goes
>you need to do thing
>it's very important you do it
>didnt do it and now everything's fucked
>oh no how did this happen

Id like to find that comic again. It pretty much sums up my life right now.
No.401022
Mister Twister
>>401019
There should be at least several lists of all webcomics arranged in an alphabetical order.
No.401023
Mister Twister
If you cannot move forward, perhaps it's time to revisit the past.
No.401058
Anonymous
>at sister's wedding reception, for the other half of our extended family
>her and her new hubby cut the cake and smear a piece over each others' face
>I see my sister's face covered in icing and start thinking about her giving a blowjob to my new brother-in-law

Internet what have you done to me.
No.401059
Anonymous
I am really gullible in relation to opinions of people. I can go from hatred to approval in half a conversation.
No.401060
Anonymous
Replies:>>401061
It's amazing how many people will upload episodes of TV shows or copyrighted music, and say it's fair use. I'm not a suit so I don't really have anything against people uploading copyrighted shit on Youtube, but don't pretend your piracy is "fair use" just because you're not making money off it. It makes ACTUAL fair use meaningless to those of us that don't abuse it.
No.401061
Mister Twister
Replies:>>401062
>>401060
I say sharing is caring. If something is out-of-print, unavailable, or costs a million dollars more than it should, it is morally right to share it with others for free.
No.401062
Anonymous
>>401061
That still doesn't make it Fair Use. Fair Use is a specific legal defense that only applies in certain situations. It's a legal matter, not a moral one.
No.401063
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
>>401062

You could put forth the argument—don’t know how well it’d go over in court—that sharing complete works still technically covered by copyright because they’re out of print/unavailable in commerce is an attempt to preserve such works for future archival and research, which would turn such sharing into Fair Use. (A good example lies in abandonware sites that distribute games you can’t find on legal services and would remain otherwise unavailable.)
No.401064
Anonymous
Image:144352763300.png(213kB, 640x360)nigga u stupid 2.png
shut the fuck up DMX, you can't rhyme a word with itself. Especially 'nigger'
No.401074
Anonymous
Replies:>>401101
>>401064
>you can't rhyme a word with itself.
Yeah you can. And it's not particularly uncommon in rap. They aren't my favorite rhymes, but it happens.
No.401078
Mister Twister
>>401062
I wasn't exactly arguing, more like adding an idea.

Yes, fair use means remix or review.
No.401079
F-ing
Replies:>>401080
Well, needed to vent so here goes.
I thought I'd be a way better artist by 21 than I actually am.

Like, when I was say, 18 or 19 I saw 20 and 21 year old artists and I'd love their art style and they'd be super good at everything and I thought by drawing every day I'd just be that good but nope.

Hell when I was like 16 and 17 there was this one artist whose style I always loved and they were just 19 and thought I'd be that good and aaaaack.
I GUESS I haven't improved because all I've cared about has been getting comic pages done on time instead of good?
Maybe I should work on that? Take a Just Practise weekend...
No.401080
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
>>401079

Draw a whole bunch of different things. Draw the same thing in different styles. If there’s a certain thing that makes you flinch before you draw it, face the flinch and draw that thing—hell, draw it dozens of times so you no longer flinch when drawing it.
No.401092
Alpharius
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>>401064
It's a sign of superior rapping techniques. Its the power of Forbidden Rhyme - words that rhyme with THEMSELVES!
No.401101
Anonymous
>>401074
Well, I decided to so some research (I was looking up slant rhymes anyway) and here it is:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhyme#Identical_rhymes
Is the repeated use of the same word a rhyme? Technically, yes, I think. Then again, hammer and carpenter are technically rhyming, despite not being a 'perfect rhyme'.
Is it a perfect rhyme? No, as "the articulation that precedes the vowel in the [rhyming] words must differ". Both nigger and nigger make the same 'n' sound before the 'i' [derp] and are therefore not a perfect rhyme in the way that leave and believe are also not a perfect rhyme.

So we can both be correct and incorrect if we want. Schrödinger would be proud.
No.401107
Venkman !kM/YMzVjpI
Replies:>>401113
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>>401019
Here yah go!
No.401108
Mister Twister
I wonder, how many people in the world are unaffected by tea and coffee? I can sleep literally no matter what I eat or drink.
No.401110
Mister Twister
Image:144364220600.jpg(31kB, 441x307)stoner.jpg
>reading a Wikipedia article
>see claim
>click annotation
>see source
>read source
>claim nowhere to be found
Fucking Wikipedia.......
No.401113
Anonymous
>>401107
Thanks friend.
No.401125
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Replies:>>401126
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, Joaquin might pound me hard.
No.401126
Slowpoke
>>401125
Nice dude o/
No.401160
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
…and it looks like Joaquin is gonna go pound Miss Atlantic instead. (Well, for now, anyway.)
No.401203
Anonymous
why
No.401208
Mister Twister
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You cannot spell "skill" without the "kill".
No.401214
Anonymous
The happy deserve to die and the sad deserve to kill
No.401215
Anonymous
Replies:>>401219
>>401214
I beg to differ.
No.401216
Slowmobile
>>401214
Mostly everyone deserves to die.
Especially +4.
No.401218
Anonymous
If I'm not approaching the point where there's something seriously wrong with me, and I mean really, seriously wrong with me, then I've already passed it. I think I passed it tonight.

I wonder if I'll just get some smartass remark in response to this. I wonder how people would react if I cut off one of my fingers.

Grammar is important.
No.401219
Anonymous
No.401220
Anonymous
Replies:>>401221
>>401214
Those who kill deserve to die.
No.401221
Anonymous
Replies:>>401250
>>401220
But who kills them?
No.401250
Mister Twister
>>401221
Killers.
No.401256
Anonymous
And ad just came on and played 'Real Human Bean'.
No.401290
Anonymous
I've said it before, but do you ever feel annoyed when you find out the only part of a song you liked was sampled from another song?
No.401305
Anonymous
>>401290
Once I started listening to vaporwave I realized a bunch of the songs I liked were just sped up versions of actual songs by other people.
No.401321
Alpharius
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>>401290
C'est la vie.
No.401330
Anonymous
>>401290
I liked ONE song by a local band and then figured out it was a cover.
And everything else they had was some really trashy techno trance fusion with pop.
No.401371
Mister Twister
There is nothing quite like laying in bed and reading a Thea Stilton graphic novel while listening to Anarchy Club.
No.401408
Mister Twister
Everyone should hear this at least once:
//youtube.com/watch?v=wMsplaAWC8cyoutube thumb
methinks.
No.401469
Mister Twister
Image:144427963800.jpg(65kB, 617x462)look hero rat your future is so bright.jpg
Well, this is impressive:
http://amroyounes.tumblr.com/post/128786394453/african-herorats-detect-landmines-using-positive
No.401471
Mister Twister
The posts by "Tümbler Staff" are literally worthless.

>Hey, look what all the cool kids are doing! Don't you want to do it too?

No! I don't want to be like the cool kids. I don't want to be a part of those kids. Fuck cool kids!
No.401472
Anonymous
Replies:>>401474
Feeling lonely sucks.
No.401474
Slowpoke
Image:144429577000.gif(1.38MB, 499x240)who's lonely.gif
>>401472
No.401485
Anonymous
>we just got hit by a spambot

Are things on the up and up? I thought this place was too dead to warrant spambots.
No.401486
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Replies:>>401487
>>401485

It happens every couple of weeks or so. I'm amazed at how they managed to circumvent the "no JPEG in OP posts" rule.
No.401487
Anonymous
>>401485
Generic, untargeted spambots care not about popularity. I have an old vBulletin installation that probably hasn't had a legit user post in years, but is filled with spam. I'm too lazy to clean it up/take it down.

>>401486
I'm honestly surprised that rule has worked as well as it has. My guess is that most spambots don't bother looking at results, or if they do it's a simple "posted/not posted". It's not worth a spammer's time to change his system to deal with ours (on account of being pretty slow.)
No.401510
Mister Twister
What is it with young (and not) women these days speaking in a super relaxed crackly tone, like they haven't slept for a week? Do they want to sound weak?
No.401511
Anonymous
Replies:>>401513
>>401510
> Do they want to sound weak?
Actually, yes, kind of. Men respond better to women when they are able to see them as submissive--a confident/bold woman is often seen as a bitch or a ball-buster, and men tend to be quite cruel to them.
No.401513
Mister Twister
>>401511
Maybe I evolved above the average man, but when I hear a submissive woman, I don't think "weak and in need of protection", but instead think "scheming and emotionally manipulative, she is all trouble".
No.401517
Anonymous
Replies:>>401521
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>>401513
>Maybe I evolved above the average man
No.401518
Anonymous
Replies:>>401521
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>>401513
>on an imageboard
>"maybe I have evolved above the average man"
shit, I knew you had an ego but goddamn Twister
No.401519
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
>>401513

JFC, Twister.
No.401521
Mister Twister
Replies:>>401542
>>401517
>>401518
I said maybe.
No.401542
Anonymous
Replies:>>401545
Image:144443673000.jpg(29kB, 449x450)THE RED MAN.jpg
>>401510
>>401513
>>401521
Thank you MT, I needed a good laugh.
No.401545
Mister Twister
>>401542
You're welcome, my dear anon.
No.401564
Mister Twister
Image:144445831400.jpg(148kB, 600x600)oh what wonderful things people come up with when they are bored.jpg
As more time passes, I appreciate technology more and more. And not just for what it gives us; I love it just for being.

Tangentially related, knowing how technology works is essential if one wants to not get fooled into buying/using bad technology.
No.401586
Anonymous
Replies:>>401587
Why do commercials never do comparisons with any specific product or brand? Now they say "generic" or "leading brand" when in the 90s, they actually did some shitslinging directly at their competitors? I thought that was legal?
No.401587
Anonymous
>>401586
I think it can be seen as defamation or some shit (im not a lawyer), like an attack on a product. Also, it's easier to prove wrong if they list the product, leading to false advertising issues.
No.401603
Anonymous
Video:144452602900.webm(1.92MB / 0:00:15 / vp8, 640x360)QzWv5bf.webm
https://imgur.com/gallery/tlr1C

It bothers me that people on social media sites praise and encourage these people for doing horrifying shit like this. Only a few select people are sane enough to see how utterly tasteless it is.
No.401604
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
>>401603

Doing that in general is a bit fucked up, but I could understand it if it were in an adult-oriented haunted house or something like that.

Doing that out where kids can see it? No fucking excuse for that shit.
No.401614
Anonymous
>>401603
As a movie prop or something, fine, but in a public residential area? Nope.

Also it's not even close to Halloween yet, and there isn't much seriously Halloweeny around it to give it context. No excuse.
No.401647
Anonymous
Replies:>>401648
Such a thing, like a person and like talking to them about tech and stuff. Then they go into the game streaming circles with all that "speak" and nonsense.

Dang shame, hate losing contacts with good people. But things move on for everyone.
No.401648
Slowmobile
Replies:>>401651
No.401651
Anonymous
Replies:>>401654
>>401648

Person I enjoyed chatting with turned into a twitch streamer. So now talking to them in any attempt is twitch emoji nonsense and more sarcasm. But I respect them wanting to make a living on their own talents.
No.401654
Slowmobile
>>401651
Oh. Yeah it's a real bummer when people get so engrossed in website culture that they have no personality outside of it, I've lost a few friends that way.
No.401658
Anonymous
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>fat nerd, 6'3"
>introverted, keep to myself mostly
>not a whole lot of friends
>no gf
>overbite makes me look slightly pissed off literally all the time
>am honestly a nice guy and have always tried to be humble
>everyone still acts overly nice to me for no reason
>because I look and act like someone who'd shoot up the school and/or kill himself

I'm so fucking sick of it. I've never been anything but kind to people and yet people are fucking scared of me. I have depression and social anxiety but besides that, I've never had a sociopathical thought in my entire life. The last thing I want to do is hurt anyone. But I know all my teachers talk about me behind my back.
No.401659
Anonymous
>>401658
I get some of that, took me a whole long time to straighten things out and find my path. But the crux of that is that if I had found this path earlier without being who I am not, I would not that version of myself on this path and its quite a difficult one.
No.401665
Mister Twister
Replies:>>401672
>>401658
Which people? That is the question you should be asking yourself. The planet has 7 billion people on it, talk to other people. Go outside your circle.
No.401666
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Replies:>>401667
>Playboy will stop publishing nude pictorials next year

I know they already sell non-nude versions of the magazine overseas (and at a profit, no less!), but still, end of a fuckin’ era, man.

MovieBob asked a good question on Twitter: who gets to be the final nude centerfold? (“I mean this is gold rush time if you're a female celeb who's never done nudes before - end of an institution and all that.”)
No.401667
Mister Twister
>>401666
Why are you following MovieBob?? That guy is full on SJW.
No.401668
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Replies:>>401674
>>401667

>Why are you following MovieBob?

I’m pretty sure I don’t need to justify my social media habits to you, MT.
No.401669
Anonymous
>>401667
MT, you have absolutely no right to shit on anyone.
No.401672
Anonymous
>>401665
Everyone I have ever interacted with at my college.
No.401673
Slowpoke
>>401658
Get fit, man.
1.) it only sucks for the first month or so, after that it's pretty dang fun, I really look forward to going to the gym on my days off. Gives you the excitement of setting a new high score or record every single week, and it's very easy to see progress since everything is numbers.
2.) it won't make you any less awkward and shy, probably (ymmv), but it does change how people treat you. Fat quiet dudes are losers and school-shooters, buff/fit quiet dudes are serious and dedicated, fat+muscular quiet dudes are gentle giants
3.) even if it solves nothing else, at least you'll be buff and have a reason to leave the house.

Diet + exercise are one of the areas where I actually do know what I'm talking about, if you have questions or want myths dispelled or even if you want a concrete diet+exercise plan because you suck at winging things, I'm more than willing to help.
No.401674
Mister Twister
>>401668
I simply asked. Of course you don't have to justify anything to anyone.
No.401675
Anonymous
Replies:>>401724
>>401673
Like anyone should ever listen to you, Slowjoke.
No.401722
Anonymous
>wake up with a strong feeling toward a girl I've been trying to get over
>I'm not used to strong feelings, confused
>suddenly remember dream, she actually liked me and was doing some pretty intimate stuff
>it will never happen
Hold me, /baw/ well, time for r9k I guess.
No.401724
Anonymous
>>401675
No, he knows what's up. That guy would be benefited by some gym work (cardio and/or weights).
It seriously boosts your esteem, plus you get the endorphins of exercising.

Human prejudice is a natural thing. Healthy appearance not only appeals to sexual attractiveness, but also implies positive traits like dedication, long-livity and independence.
No.401727
Anonymous
>>401673
Not that guy but I'd like to be fit. The biggest obstacle for me isn't working out, it's eating healthy. Partly because healthy food is often more expensive than shitty food.

Know any good diets for gaining muscle that are relatively cheap and tasty?

Also what supplements are actually worth taking? I know there are a lot of scammy ones out there that don't actually help.
No.401728
Slowmobile
>>401727
Canned sardines, pouch tuna, and eggs are all cheap and very high in protein. Chicken thighs are dirt cheap, and not bad at all for you. Whey protein, as long as you aren't just paying for the brand, is probably the cheapest dollar:protein ratio you can get--i get mine from MyProtein, super cheap comparatively.
For your non protein needs, potatoes are insanely cheap, sweet potatoes a bit less so. Rice and beans are both cheap starches, and old fashioned Oatmeal is even cheaper, plus has the benefit of having a low glucose index, which means that it won't spike your insulin, which means you stay full longer. Bananas and apples are both pennies apiece. Those frozen steamer bags of veggies are like $2 each and can easily last for two meals.

I'll type up more about supps when I'm not at work, yeah?
No.401729
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Gonna call back to >>401603 for a second:

http://upnorthlive.com/news/offbeat/murdered-woman-hanging-from-fence-mistaken-for-halloween-decoration

THAT IS WHY YOU DON'T DO SHIT LIKE >>401603
No.401733
Alpharius
Replies:>>401738
Image:144497180000.gif(423kB, 500x400)1350353924027.gif
Dear Mister Twister,

Please don't bump the old /cog/ music thread (>>>/cog/188461) when there was already a second one (>>>/cog/197677). I made the second one when the older first one had apparently only temporally disappeared from the pages.
No.401735
Anonymous
Replies:>>401741
>>401727
>diets for gaining muscle
Just remember to work out to make sure the energy goes on as muscle and not fat. The diet itself isn't a guarantee.
>that kid who did Gallon Of Milk A Day and didnt work it and ended up looking pregnant
No.401738
Mister Twister
Replies:>>401780
>>401733
I may do that, but what do you mean "disappeared"? You made the thread without even checking, didn't you?
No.401741
Slowpoke
Replies:>>401947
>>401735
On that note...
>>401727
The most important thing you can do, diet-wise, if you're trying to get some muscles, is eat enough. That's why, if you're a gym regular, there are all those other regulars who are ALWAYS there and NEVER make any progress--they're not eating enough. This is why diets like GOMAD exist: because you can't trust a small person to eat enough, you have to get them to drink their calories. You can get big and swole eating nothing but McDoubles and a multivitamin, long as you're eating enough of them. (though I don't recommend that for a lot of reasons)

Anyway, supplements.
I...am not sure what you're wanting to supplement? There are supps for everything, even outside the gym. So I'll go over the most popular ones I guess.
>Whey protein
Legit. It's not a magic gains-producer, it's essentially just a way to get protein if you're not getting enough without having to eat 2-3 steaks a day. It's just food, brah.
>creatine monohydrate
Literally the most researched sports supplement in existence. Safe, effective. It makes your muscles somewhat bigger (though somewhat softer) and increases your endurance. Won't directly add any strength, but the fact that it lets your muscles go longer without getting fatigued will make it seem that way.
Downsides including speeding up the balding process if you're predisposed to MPB, and absolutely devastating your stomach (which is why I can't take it, I have a sensitive baby stomach thanks to having some organs removed)
>Vitamin D
Uh, if you have a vitamin D deficiency (protip: if you're posting on /baw/ you do), take some? Vitamins are good bro.
>Fish oil
An absolute godsend for soreness. My doc recommended I eat more fatty fish when I told her about some joint pain I was having, started eating a tin of brisling sardines every night and I've never felt better wrt soreness and pain. I imagine taking the capsules works just fine too.
>Zinc
This is something I hear YMMV on, but personally, it sent my sex drive through the roof. 10/10 would recommend.

If you have anything specific you want advice on, I'll be glad to share what I know, but "supplements" is a pretty vast umbrella term.
No.401742
Mister Twister
Replies:>>401780
Image:144497659900.jpg(25kB, 323x454)for what purpose.jpg
>listening to a japanese song on YouTube
>WITH LYRICS!
>it's just japanese words written in english letters
No.401743
Anonymous
Replies:>>401744
Facebook have changed their sounds. I do not like this.

I can't get a dopamine rush to this... it's trying to be too calm
No.401744
Mister Twister
>>401743
I only use FB from time to time; what sounds?
No.401746
Anonymous
Replies:>>401747
so far I've heard notifications (eg. comments on a post) and inbox messages
No.401747
Mister Twister
>>401746
Then log out all the time (like me) and log in once in a few days only if you need to.
No.401748
Anonymous
Image:144500655600.jpg(34kB, 420x336)pdvd_056.jpg
>tfw need to go buy groceries, but it's raining buckets outside
No.401756
Mister Twister
Image:144502866300.gif(2MB, 380x280)why are those cats having an argument and what for.gif
Digging through my GIF folder, looking for stuff to throw away.

Found this.
No.401767
Anonymous
Replies:>>401769
Image:144504023100.jpg(48kB, 500x255)Lie-down-try-not-to-cry-cry-a-lot.jpg
>have to stay at college over fall break
>tech guys throttled the wifi for the break
>takes 30 minutes to download a 3mb file
No.401769
Anonymous
Replies:>>401770
I'm watching a talk (like TED talks but not) made by a game producer I follow, and he keeps throwing in little jokes but no-one is laughing. It's kind of awkward and there is still another half an hour.

>>401767
As an Australian, I can empathise. Hang in there, bro. *chans are your new best friend.
No.401770
Anonymous
>>401769
oh god he just paused after a joke and no-one laughed oh jeez this is just cringy.
No.401776
Anonymous
I finally got off my fat ass and got myself an organ donor card.
No.401780
Alpharius
Replies:>>401782
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>>401738
I looked for it though all the pages and couldn't find it. Asked moose to look aswell to see if it wasn't just me, and moose couldn't find it also. I also pestered moose enough to implement mp3 support on /cog/. And I would like to ask you why did you bump the old /cog/ music thread when there was a new one on the front page?

>>401742
It's called rōmaji (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanization_of_Japanese) and it allows people who can't read japanese to read it in english.
No.401782
Anonymous
>>401780
Use ctrrl+f
No.401809
Tora Dora !n0CyHpL66I
Replies:>>401811
Fuck this weather. It's October and flowers I planted in March are just blooming. And now we have mudslides.
No.401811
Mister Twister
No.401812
Anonymous
Replies:>>401815
I was working in a computer lab for a class at school, and I was feeling cheerful and hummed a few lines of a song without realizing it. A few people probably heard. I think this is something I might just do on occasion without realizing it and I feel like it's a pretty weird thing to do.
No.401813
Anonymous
Replies:>>401818
I wonder what would've happened if Nostalgia critic's terrible LP video hadn't been as badly recieved.
The whole channel would be LPs, I'm sure.
No.401815
Anonymous
>>401812
That's pretty normal.
No.401818
Mister Twister
>>401813
Hey, that LP led to the creation of this:
//youtube.com/watch?v=dW1SBeHHyf0youtube thumb
No.401822
Anonymous
Image:144537933900.png(1.72MB, 1529x765)Konachan.com - 190815 banette chandelure drifblim drifloon dusknoir gastly gengar gourgeist halloween litwick misdreavus phantum
This is the 4th time my boss has tried to promote me.

This is the 4th time my boss has been rejected because the pay increase is too high to move from my title to the next title.

I'm apparently in the bottom pay bracket with no opportunity for moving up and I want to cry and scream.
No.401832
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Image:144539534600.png(743bytes, 22x42)20151020 Male Base Sprite 2.png
Let’s try posting this in the right thread… >_>

Been working on this one for a while. Barring any more suggestions from the PixelJoint forums, I’m done with this one…or rather, I’m done constructing the base sprite.
No.401833
Mister Twister
>>401832
Looks fine to me, if a bit bland.
No.401846
Anonymous
Replies:>>401859
>>401833
Agreed

>>401832
I don't like small pixel art on its own. Not because of the style, I fucking love the style, but because I can't get a good look of the image's details (and I haven't figured out how to zoom in while keeping the image clean and pixelated instead of trying to fix it like a photo)
No.401847
Anonymous
Unrelated (I swear; I thought of it while browsing another site)

>I can see a few strong issues in an artists image (mainly anatomy/perspective)
>All other comments are praise or irrelevant
>Not sure whether to critique or ignore
I ended up praising (I like the pic) but also pointing out one of the clearest flaws. If they react positively, I might start pointing out more. I just love critiquing stuff.
No.401851
TeethandHunger
Image:144542301200.jpg(176kB, 628x387)back to the today.jpg
No.401852
Anonymous
Thanks for reminding me.
>tfw no hovercar
I'm watching that Marty Jr. scene from Back To The Future II to celebrate.
No.401859
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
>>401833
There was one suggestion/issue pointed out on the PJ forums, but I’m gonna hold off for a bit on fixing it because I’ve done enough work on it for the past week and I need a break. I may even scrap that one and do a whole different pose.

>>401846
If it’s your browser, I’m not sure how to fix that. If it’s an image editor and you’re trying to resize it, do so without any resampling and using whole number factors (2×, 3×, you get the picture). If it’s an image editor and you’re zooming in, stick with whole number factors of zoom so pixels don’t look blurred as fuck.
No.401861
Mister Twister
Replies:>>401862
Image:144545337500.png(1.35MB, 1249x650)I heard he has many fangirls.png
All I wanted is to get a good resolution cover of the soundtrack album. Is that too much to ask?

DuckDuckGo, you better fucking get better fast. Cause if you won't, I'll figure out how to get encrypted Google search in Firefocks, and ditch you fur-ever.
No.401862
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Image:144545489200.jpg(42kB, 355x355)71izPw-lSuL._SY355_.jpg
>>401861

This was the best result from GIS for "Tail Concerto soundtrack", by the way. (Original source was Amazon.)
No.401865
Alpharius
Replies:>>401869
Image:144546038300.gif(739kB, 161x120)1361300216474.gif
/baw/ka?
No.401869
Anonymous
Replies:>>401872
>>401865
why can chicken not move head
No.401872
Alpharius
Image:144547497700.jpg(44kB, 600x491)1315786687021.jpg
>>401869
No.401873
Anonymous
Only noticed the name change for /baw/ recently. Nice.
No.401932
Slowmobile
Good God my peroneals hurt.
Not sure what i did to agitate them so bad but this is legit unpleasant.
No.401947
Anonymous
Replies:>>401968
>>401741
This is kind of late, but thanks for the info. I'll probably stick to just whey protein out of those, with the occasional fish dinner. I really dislike eating so a drink-based source of nutrients should work well for me.
No.401963
Mister Twister
Image:144554793000.jpg(689kB, 1200x1200)sphere.jpg
//youtube.com/watch?v=NGzvEK-ksjUyoutube thumb
No.401968
Slowmobile
>>401947
Word. Best of luck, brah. Don't be afraid to ask questions.
No.402009
Anonymous
Image:144559312900.png(1kB, 192x34)colon P.png
Yet again I have Ctrl+V'd into facebook chat and sent a screencap instead of the text that I thought was in the clipboard. They should really have an 'are you sure?' prompt for fellow idiots.

Also, this is what happens when you try to copy and paste a message
No.402025
Mister Twister
I hate seedless grapes. Seeds FTW!
No.402030
Anonymous
I want to feel cosy but I don't want to overheat.

I could go for a hug right now.
No.402037
Anonymous
At exactly what point did rape jokes become taboo on the internet?
No.402038
Mister Twister
>>402037
Three letter acronym.
No.402039
Anonymous
>>402037
They aren't taboo on "the internet"

You're probably at some place that doesn't allow for that shit and got called out on it. Or maybe you were just around some people who didn't care for it. Either way, if you must make rape jokes, there's always 4chan.

>>402038
Why do you speak.
No.402042
Anonymous
Replies:>>402044
>>402039
MT's always That Guy you can count on to say the opposite of what he means.
No.402044
Mister Twister
>>402042
I don't see how "SJWs get triggered by rape jokes" is the opposite of what I meant. Because I meant exactly that.
No.402051
Anonymous
Replies:>>402052
>>402039
They used to be used in far more places than 4chan though. Newgrounds for example had flash cartoons that played rape for laughs. "Haha rape" used to be a common phrase in gaming. Now it's not cool.
No.402052
Anonymous
>>402051
It isn't?
No.402054
Anonymous
>>402044
MT, I really wish you'd know when to hold a comment sometimes.
No.402056
Mister Twister
>>402054
Look anon, being vague is for losers. If you have something to say, just say it.

Or shut up.
No.402057
Anonymous
>>402054
stop being a faggot, anon

>>402056
stop getting angry over anons, namefag
No.402059
Anonymous
Replies:>>402062
>>402057
Stop stopping people, I wanna see where this goes.
No.402060
Anonymous
Replies:>>402062
>>402056
>If you have something to say, just say it.
he's probably saying what many of us have said several times over the past couple of years

that you're stupid
No.402061
Anonymous
>>402038
>Three letter acronym.
FBI?

>>402044
>I don't see how "SJWs get triggered by rape jokes"
Nope, looks like you were too vague for me to get it.

>>402056
>Look anon, being vague is for losers.
Twister admits to being a loser in three posts.
No.402062
Mister Twister
Image:144570138500.jpg(67kB, 710x600)happycat.jpg
>>402057
>>402059
>>402060
Finally, you got that off your chests.

Now, doesn't that make you feel better?
No.402065
Mister Twister
Image:144571152200.png(14kB, 60x60)Screen Shot 2015-10-24 at 14.29.10.png
>alternative, slightly abstract, mildly psychedelic song uploaded to YouTube
>somebody in the comment section admits to loving it
>this avatar
It makes almost too much sense.
No.402094
Anonymous
Replies:>>402102
Holy fuck, I've seeded 1.0 TB of torrents.

For Australian internet, that's impressive.
No.402102
Mister Twister
Replies:>>402117
>>402094
Heard about australian Internet being crappy from so many people. Is it really that bad?
No.402117
Anonymous
Replies:>>402127
Image:144583644600.png(452kB, 1680x1050)Ausfag.png
>>402102
Visit /int/ threads for a bunch of first-hand Australian tests, discussions and parodies. The upload is insanely disproportionate.

I did a test now at around 4:00. Note speeds are in megabits, not megabytes (8 to 1)
No.402127
Mister Twister
Replies:>>402136
>>402117
Why is their Internet so bad?
No.402136
Anonymous
Replies:>>402137
>>402127
Not sure if it's the actual reason, but they are on their own continent, so any ohter country wanting to connect with them would have to deal with pretty much having a sea line just for them.
No.402137
Mister Twister
>>402136
Oh... so it's the lack of land cables? Maybe.
No.402138
Anonymous
Image:144589862800.png(164kB, 887x901)1376686315589.png
I'm getting so sick of this tumblr shit man.
>"There are over 60 different genders!"
>"I'm genderfluid!"
>"I'm nonbinary!"
No you're fucking not. You're having an identity crisis. You're confused. Stop trying to make yourself a special little snowflake. You are either male, or female. Even if you're trans, you're still one of those two genders.
No.402139
Tora Dora !n0CyHpL66I
>>402138

>believing in a gender binary
>thinking biological sex is a binary and not a spectrum based on multiple factors that themselves exist as spectrums
>getting mad about kids exploring their identities rather than having breakdowns at age 45

Chill, dude.
No.402140
Anonymous
Replies:>>402141
>>402138
How does it affect you though? Why not just let people find their own identities rather than insisting that they conform to your rules?

Sure, if they're asking you to build a separate bathroom for every tick they see as being on the gender spectrum, you can stand up for yourself and say "that is too expensive and is a ridiculous thing to demand of me." But if the extent of what they expect from you is to use certain pronouns, how is that worth fighting over?
No.402141
Anonymous
>>402140
Because I shouldn't have to use a pronoun for a gender that literally does not exist, all to encourage someone's identity issues.

If there were some actual medicinal or scientific basis for it being a thing, I'd be totally ok with it. But there isn't.
No.402142
Tora Dora !n0CyHpL66I
Replies:>>402149
>>402141

>gender that literally doesn't exist

Someone claims it, exists. Gender's like money, hombre. We agree a piece of metal is one-tenth a piece of paper. Some people agree a person born with "male" parts but who assumes a feminine role is a hijra or māhū, or a person born with female parts who takes a male role is a burrnesha.

>all to encourage identity issues.

Ok, so "identity I don't like" = identity issues. Got it.
No.402143
Anonymous
Replies:>>402144
>>402141
Have you ever been asked this in real life and not on the internet

Seriously
No.402144
Anonymous
>>402143
If he has, I'm sure you can count the times on one hand!
No.402149
Anonymous
Replies:>>402172
>>402142
>Ok, so "identity I don't like" = identity issues. Got it.

No, "identity that makes no fucking sense and has no psychological or scientific basis for being a thing" = identity issues.
No.402172
Anonymous
>>402149
>makes no sense

Go on.
No.402173
Anonymous
>>402138
I feel like once you get past the basic LGBTIA, it's counter-productive, annoying and meaningless to society.

Personal individuality is important, I get that, but at what point does it become attention-seeking nonsense?

Also, most pronouns are fucking stupid. I've only heard of one person who uses non-binary pronouns (sister's friend) and she at least picked some that sounded sensible.
No.402174
Slowpoke
Non-binarity and genderfluidity do have basis in medical science, but they're both pretty incredibly rare.
I don't really like people using "nonbinary" as a gender identity when really they mean "I'm a tomboy" or "I'm pretty feminine," because it undermines the authenticity of some peoples' real honest contrasting gender identities and biological sex. I've known a dysphoric trans person who had a lot of trouble getting their doc to believe them because they'd seen so many "transtrenders" that they really had upped their bar so that they didn't prescribe HRT to someone who just thought it would be cool to be a different gender.

Also the concept of "fictionkin" (or spacekin, animalkin[back in my day they were just called furries], etc) is pretty ridiculous and most people who adopt that label are overall awful.
Most of them are like 13 I guess but they should still be informed that pretending they're an oppressed minority because they like pretending they're a galaxy is really hurting a very serious cause.
No.402194
Anonymous
Guys, keep it in the politics thread.
No.402195
Minifig
Replies:>>402203
>befriend a girl in my roleplaying group
>she starts dating another guy in our group
>her parents are divorcing
>she breaks up with the fellow roleplayer and stops going to the club
>kind of lose touch with her (she doesn't do facebook)
>feel bad about it
>invite her and some other people round for a DVD night
>she doesn't reply to my text
>that's okay, just send her another invite
>still no reply

I don't want to worry, but I will anyway
No.402203
Tora Dora !n0CyHpL66I
>>402195

I'm sure she's ok, Mini.
No.402234
Minifig
>>402203
Apparently she's got a new boyfriend, so she's probably having fun with him. I should probably invite him along, just to see what he's like
No.402242
Mister Twister
Replies:>>402245
I used to think of things I didn't get, or didn't get to do, and think about how unlucky I am.

But now I realized I have a lot or rare items, and lots of opportunities. I am quite lucky, the younger me never realized it.
No.402245
Anonymous
>>402242
Yeah, it's all perspective.
No.402246
Alpharius
Image:144608898500.png(34kB, 300x300)tumblr_lvde0tQKbW1qf5q4lo2_400.png
YouTube has stopped recommending me Homestuck videos and has started recommending me Undertale videos. Coincidence, I think maybe, maybe not.
No.402249
Anonymous
Replies:>>402266
Image:144610989600.png(161kB, 483x273)louis r9k2.png
>looking forward to chill with tight group of bros on weekend, host is secretive about it
>almost weekend
>suddenly, a bunch of douchebags get invited
fuck
No.402266
Anonymous
Replies:>>402268
>>402249
Why do your friends have douchebag friends?

Invite everyone else to go somewhere else and forget about the douches.
No.402268
Slowmobile
Replies:>>402269
>>402266
Everybody has douchebag friends. What a weird question.
No.402269
Anonymous
Replies:>>402283
>>402268
I currently do not. Stop hanging around douchebags.

That being said, you can't pick your friends' friends, so it's not hard to see why there would be some douchebags.
No.402274
Anonymous
Image:144616491500.jpg(26kB, 400x562)1381834650682.jpg
>never seen BTTF ever
>beg parents to allow me Amazon Prime access to watch the trilogy free
>"HD streaming not available on PC/Mac"
what. fucking why.
No.402283
Slowmobile
Replies:>>402290
>>402269
I dunno, i kinda think everyone needs to have a douchebag friend or two.
At the very least, everyone needs a narcissist friend. That's just a fact.
No.402290
Anonymous
>>402283
>I dunno, i kinda think everyone needs to have a douchebag friend or two.
Your rationale being?

>That's just a fact.
Based on?
No.402299
Anonymous
Why would anyone call someone a friend and a douchebag in the same sentence? I have friends that can be jerks every now and then but if they persisted in jerkitude to douchebaggery I would stop calling them a friend. That's just a fact.
No.402304
Anonymous
>>402299
>Why would anyone call someone a friend and a douchebag in the same sentence?
Yeah, I don't get it. Douchebaginess is subjective, but anyone I consider a douchebag is not someone I consider a friend.
No.402310
Anonymous
Replies:>>402313
>>402299
Maybe the term has a different weight for you than it does for them.
I tell my friends to go fuck themselves all the time over dumb stuff like liking poupon mustard. Its how we get along.
No.402313
Anonymous
>>402310
Perhaps. A "fuck you" or "I hate you" may get thrown around with my friends, but we aren't being serious about it. I'm talking about people you legitimately consider douchebags.

Not the guy you're talking to, but I am the other guy in the conversation.
No.402320
Tora Dora !n0CyHpL66I
Happy Halloween everybody!
No.402329
Alpharius
Image:144633545000.png(132kB, 386x461)Neckbeard wizard.png
Happy Halloween! I hope everybody has or had a good Halloween. It's my personal favorite holiday.
No.402334
Mister Twister
This was a very boring Halloween, but at least I drew a scary-ish picture that I am proud of.

Plastic is harmful to nature because it degrades very slowly, but beneficial to mankind, for the same reason; things made from plastic really last.
No.402335
Anonymous
I had a nice time at my stepborther's house, sitting by a fire as trick or treaters passed by the driveway. I made a mask from a gallon jug of lemonade that I cut up, but later switched to wolfman since my dad had taken off that mask a few hours earlier.
No.402351
Anonymous
Replies:>>402365
I saw someone pop up in my Facebook feed that I haven't seen since high school and he's matured so well that I'm actually proud. He always had issues in elementary school with reading and grades and in high school he could have ended up being involved in a lot of drug issues (my home county is bad with heroin) since the rest of his friends were. He could have ended up being a massive redneck who sits around and drinks beer all day but he didn't. He could have ended up a lot of things but he's a mature, grown adult.

I'm so proud. Seriously. This guy will never know how happy I am that things turned out well for him but I wanted to share with someone.

I bet that's kind of weird but whatever
No.402365
Anonymous
>>402351
>I bet that's kind of weird but whatever

It's cute that you're happy for your friend, don't worry about it.
No.402380
Anonymous
I got a part-time seasonal job!

WOOOOOOOOO!
No.402383
Mister Twister
>>402380
thumbs up.gif
No.402406
Anonymous
Image:144659821600.jpg(116kB, 425x478)my heart became useless.jpg
>the rage I'm currently experiencing
No.402419
Tora Dora !n0CyHpL66I
>>402380

Congrats!
No.402433
Anonymous
>>402380
Ey, they's cool, person!
No.402438
Anonymous
I want to ask questions but I already know the answer to them. There is only one way, and it requires effort. I already know what needs to be done, but yet I will be thinking the exact same thing next week.

Actually, fuck this self-piteous, vague post. I can fix this.
No.402451
Minifig
Replies:>>402457
Image:144667803100.jpg(47kB, 640x575)640px-FrankConniff.jpg
I actually did something for Halloween for the first time in my life; my mother's always hated Halloween (not a religious thing, she just doesn't see the point) so I never went trick or treating... but a friend of mine invited me to a Halloween night at a local rock club he goes to a lot, so I figured "why the fuck not?" and had a damn good time. I missed Thriller, Let's Do The Time Warp and the Ghostbusters theme tune while queuing at the bar.
>>402203
>mfw she's moved from texting to WhatsApp, so she didn't notice my texts until lately
>mfw she's really busy with uni and her new boyfriend, so she can't make it
No.402456
Mister Twister
Replies:>>402466
Image:144668164900.jpg(42kB, 464x349)louis-wain-cat-rainbow-halo.jpg
>Firefocks 42.0
>you are no longer asked whether or not you want to go full screen
>you just go full screen automatically
No.402457
Tora Dora !n0CyHpL66I
>>402451

Woo! Glad you had fun on best holiday! And that your friend is ok!
No.402465
Mister Twister
Fuck skyscrapers.
No.402466
Anonymous
Replies:>>402471
>>402456
Twister, you know there is a tech. thread.
No.402468
Anonymous
>listening to some internet radio talk show kind of thing i dont know, because an artist i like was being interviewed
>the interviewer in nice, good at keeping the conversation going, did his research, etc.
>every few minutes, some girl in the background makes an annoying, irrelevant interjection
Hopefully it isn't just me being an asshole
No.402471
Mister Twister
Replies:>>402473
>>402466
I spoke my mind and not made a technological statement. I just think making buildings taller and taller just because you can is a futile attempt at escaping your roots, which is the ground.
No.402473
Anonymous
Replies:>>402474
>>402471
I was replying to the Firefox post, Twistie
No.402474
Mister Twister
Replies:>>402480
>>402473
My apologies. I thought I posted it there, but I guess not. And now I cannot delete that post.
No.402480
Anonymous
>>402474
I've had that deletion problem too, even during the same session.
No.402503
Tora Dora !n0CyHpL66I
My little brother is 20 today. It really makes me feel old.
No.402504
Anonymous
>work experience at a place which does gaming and animation stuff
>find a fellow work experiencer was a fa/tg/uy, he's pretty normal and a funny guy
>hey, 4chaners IRL aren't that bad!
>look into room of animators
>one has a fullscreen wallpaper of a Gravity Falls screencap, with large, Impact-font "TWINCEST" written across it
I take that back.
No.402506
Anonymous
>>402504
Animators are deviants often repressed in some ways.
No.402507
Mister Twister
Replies:>>402510
>>402504
Moral: RL normal people might not necessarily be better than online ones.
No.402510
Anonymous
>>402507
Twister is right or once. I used to think people were shitty just online...yeah, not so much.
No.402512
Mister Twister
Image:144688447700.png(109kB, 416x258)Screen Shot 2015-11-07 at 03.20.02.png
>recommended 4 you!
No.402513
Anonymous
>>402504
Heh. Reminds me of a story.
>Doing web planning.
>In a meeting, co worker has to pull up samples.
>Folder full of pictures of the girls from iCarly

Could be anything but.
I've browsed /tv/ long enough...
No.402519
Anonymous
Replies:>>402520
You'd think a 29 year old man would know better than to play around with scissors. This is a wound that could've been easily avoided.
No.402520
Mister Twister
>>402519
I swallowed a needle once.

I'll spare you the details, but let's just say it was one of those "round and plastic on the non-penetrative end" types, and I managed to miraculously survive without any internal damage.
No.402521
Minifig
Replies:>>402522
Image:144693967600.gif(1.95MB, 300x225)138351760372.gif
>hold DVD night for my friends
>put some of the snacks in nice stoneware bowls for fun (living with my parents still has some advantages)
>one of them drops a bowl, breaking it in two
>there's a big chip missing, which somebody put in the bin for
>it's fine, don't worry, the store that sold it is on the bottom, I can get a new one
>mfw it's the last one in that design that we own
>mfw they don't sell bowls in that design any more, so I can't get a new one
>mfw I glue it back together, and it looks like shit now
I know accidents happen, but why'd they have to happen tonight?
No.402522
Mister Twister
>>402521
Losing something rare and irreplaceable forever sucks.

But on the bright side, now there is an incentive to buy something new.
No.402528
Anonymous
I decided to read "Shrek!" (the book that the movies are extremely loosely based on) and it's not bad. He is thoroughly described as an ugly fuck, but he just rocks it.
No.402538
Anonymous
Trying to transfer bookmarks onto my Android phone is the most infuriating thing I've encountered in a long time. Chrome is a piece of shit on Windows that forces updates without a reasonable way to turn them off, and the sync to Chrome on Android is only available as long as you're signed in to it. Firefox won't sync because I have too many bookmarks, but I know from past use that it will store them on the phone afterwards without needing to be signed into sync, so I would need to delete about 1500 of them to get it to work. All the bookmark import apps are shit because they don't store folder structures properly, giving a horrible mess of all bookmarks sorted alphabetically.
Fuck.
No.402539
Anonymous
Dumb question, but is there any particular reason undercuts are so ubiquitously popular on Tumblr? I don't really see them that often in real life, yet it shows up in a ton of fanart all the time regardless of fandom, or character's race, gender, personality, or species.
No.402540
Mister Twister
>>402539
People who have nothing better to do in life worry about unimportant things, like "having a trendy hair style".
No.402544
Anonymous
>>402539
It's the ultimate hipster hairstyle. Simultaneously lazy, yet neat enough to not make you stand out in the way a more rebellious hairstyle like a mohawk would.
No.402549
Anonymous
Replies:>>402552
I love that feeling when a content creator responds to you.
No.402552
Mister Twister
Replies:>>402558
Image:144706400400.png(37kB, 288x287)Flask wonderful.png
>>402549
>you send a creator a message
>manage to not be a sperglord
>creator responds politely and happily for receiving fan mail
>everything went perfectly fine
No.402553
Anonymous
Coming up with an online name is so damn hard for such a stupid insignificant thing.
No.402557
Anonymous
>>402553
I remember someone (moot?) saying they spent like six hours trying to make an IM name.

I've got at least four. The main one is the first word of an old 6-word name I had picked when I was 14.
No.402558
Anonymous
>>402552
mah nigga
No.402559
Minifig
Replies:>>402577
Image:144710572500.jpg(136kB, 740x566)138283337997.jpg
>get recommended therapy by local government
>wait months for a free slot
>turns out it's shit, more about filling in forms than helping me
>drop out after two sessions
>get recommended a counselling service
>wait a few more months for a free slot
>decide to look up another local counselling service
>better than the therapy, but not great
>also waaaaay more expensive per session than I can actually afford
>a slot frees up at the first counselling service
>hello, free out!
>mfw the original counselling service isn't as form-centric as the therapy, but it's clearly more short-term than I need

Fucking hell, it's not like getting counselling was this difficult back when I was first diagnosed with depression. Did I just luck out and get a reasonable, helpful human being who didn't want about half what I get every month
No.402561
Mister Twister
Image:144711010300.jpg(115kB, 600x728)mister twister.jpg
>>402553
Knowing about soviet era satirical literature can help.

So far I came up with 3 online names (including this one), and I love all of them.
No.402563
Anonymous
>>402553
>take 5 hours to come up with good Instagram name
>follow all friends
>they all have better usernames than me, no need for underscores like me

It would be just fine if my name wasn't a noun+noun combo that sounds really cool together because then I could just use that. But of course it was taken already by someone who undoubtedly does not have that as a real name
No.402569
Eating
>>402561
Huh, I never realised your name was a reference. A lot of usernames/handles have hidden meanings, although some just seem like a random word generator result.
No.402570
Slowmobile
Replies:>>402571
I honestly just picked my name because I'm not very bright, plus the extra benefit of there being a ton of Slowpoke pictures to use as reaction images.
No.402571
Anonymous
>>402570
I've said it before, but I always confuse Slowmobile for a downgraded version of the Batmobile.
No.402574
Anonymous
>>402561
Oh, I thought you just liked to add twists to things and rhyme.
No.402576
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
http://staff.tumblr.com/post/132943903090/

I…I don’t remember asking for this.
No.402577
Tora Dora !n0CyHpL66I
>>402559

Hang in there Minifig. Do you have any access to assistance programs other than the county one? Depending on where you are and the counselor, there may be some coverage you could get.
No.402581
Mister Twister
What songs/instrumentals with weird/unusual names do you have in your music collection?

I have:
– Maternal Fornicator
– Screaming Lord Cole and The Commanches
– Hello Kitty
– Asia at Odd Hours
– Word Made Flesh
No.402585
Anonymous
>>402581
I'll bite with the intention that someone might look up the titles and end up enjoying them.

>Came Out of a Lady
>Acid Wash Ocean
>Midgets with Guns
>Rawnald Gregory Erickson The Second
No.402586
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
>>402581

If I take out Overclocked Remixes, jpop, animu soundtracks, and vidyagaem soundtracks (all of which would make this too easy)…

>Serpentskirt
>Don't Make Me Wet
>Life is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back
>Any Trash Professor Abacus
No.402587
Anonymous
>match with woman on tinder
>We chat for 2 or 3 hours
>having fun with each other
>get tired, tell her I'll chat with her tomorrow
>wake up
>unmatched

fug

this bugs me because there are so many bots on tinder and talking to someone is rare

I need some new people to dick around with. My friends that are still around aren't this interesting.
No.402588
Eating
>>402581
I've omitted parodies that aren't whole songs, and non-songs. Lots of variety for you.

>Everybody Is On Crack
>Fuck A Dog
>Melting Pot Of Alcohol ft. Ghost [part of the True Capitalist Radio remixes]]]
>Nothing That Has Happened So Far Has Been Anything We Could Control [[[not one I liked much, btw]]]
>Ghost Love Score
>Dickriding Obama
>Incalzando
>Swanky Ballroom Party For Sophisticated People
No.402589
Anonymous
I'm already so goddamn tired of all the Bob Ross jokes.
No.402604
Mister Twister
>hear buzzing in my right speaker for a few days
>dismiss it as the quality of certain YT videos
>it keeps happening
>decide to listen to bass-heavy music at loud volumes
>there is buzzing again
>inspect the headphone speaker
>nothing
>blow on it, brush off potential dust, try again
>still buzzing
>expect VERY close
>notice a single hair stuck in the crevice where the cable connects
>get rid of the hair
>try listening again
>buzzing gone

Sometimes being very thorough and very careful with your technology pays off.
No.402615
Anonymous
Yay we're back thanks moose
No.402616
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Replies:>>402627
WE LIVE
WE DIE
WE LIVE AGAIN

OH WHAT A DAY, WHAT A LOVELY DAY
No.402620
Alpharius
Image:144760335000.gif(1.48MB, 208x186)1381062843819.gif
We're back! And with all the threads and images intact. Thanks you moose!
No.402622
moose ## Admin
Someone clued me in to the rain dance that will summon Anonex. The boards are only temporarily back up, I've downloaded the existing file (something I should have done months ago) and am in the process of doing a database backup. This week I'll work on transitioning it to my own host and then we'll get this party starteddoing what it had been doing.

So, yeah, sorry about this, ya'll.
No.402623
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Replies:>>402626
>>402622

WE DIE
WE LIVE
WE DIE AGAIN
No.402624
Mister Twister
>>402622
Thanks again.

If you will ever be in dire need of mods, I guess I could pay you back.
No.402625
Anonymous
>>402622
Thanks for the heads up.

Now, time for me to find out if can get to the other temporarily backedup boards without the redirect still happening.
No.402626
Alpharius
>>402622
Ia! Ia! Anonex fhtagn!

>>402623
OH WHAT A DAY, WHAT A LOVELY DAY!
No.402627
Anonymous
>>402616
Such is the cycle of Plus4 died to rise once more.
No.402642
Anonymous
>all those people who voted on whether or not to revive the site

What the hell? There were like 500 people. Where the fuck are all of these people? Lurking? Do they just stick to the porn boards? I thought this place had a community of like ten at this point.
No.402643
Anonymous
Replies:>>402652
>>402642
>Do they just stick to the porn boards?
Yeah, pretty sure that's what it is. /jam/ and /cog/ get like 2 posts a day maximum.
No.402651
Anonymous
>>402642
/pco/'s kind of celeb central when it comes to porn artists.
No.402652
Anonymous
>>402643
Well, I post once or twice a week on 4-5 boards, but a lot of time, I'm just lurking. Doesn't mean I don't enjoy seeing what's going on just because I've nothing to say.
No.402668
Anonymous
ITS BACK UP!
There are so many useless things I wanted to post here, but I've forgotten them, so it's all good.
No.402669
Anonymous
>>402642
This board's stats claim ~1000 on /baw/, but I doubt their accuracy (due to proxies, multiple devices and dynamic IPs)

but yeah, /pco/ is an actually living board. It's our /b/
No.402671
Slowpoke
>anterior ankle impingement
REEEEEE
I keep getting such stupid injuries while working out, it's obnoxious.
No.402672
sage
It always weirds me out when I see older people on fansites and such that talk about their spouse or children. I always assumed that once you hit a certain age, you stop using the internet because you spend too much time paying bills, having a job and raising your kids. And the only website you do go on is something like Facebook.
No.402674
Anonymous
No.402675
Anonymous
I don't think I'm cut out for this job.
No.402676
Tora Dora !n0CyHpL66I
Replies:>>402694
This "getting dark at 5" bullshit is getting old.
No.402683
Mister Twister
>>402672
I despise people that turn into baby making drones after hitting a certain age. Existing solely to produce offspring and NOT DIE is a meaningless existence.

I deeply respect people with passions and hobbies.
No.402694
Anonymous
>>402676
I just did some stuff and looked and the clock and was amazed that it was only 6:30 because I thought it 8
No.402708
Eating
I'm always amused by skilled professionals impersonating unskilled people, such as million-dollar actors playing a character who is a bad actor, or a talented illustrator making a drawing appear as if a sloppy child did it. Even in the apparent lack of skill, you can see skill.
No.402711
Mister Twister
Replies:>>402726
>made a 10/10 Star Wars joke
>made it while reblogging on Tümbler
>no one read it
Life is suffering.
No.402726
Anonymous
Replies:>>402738
>>402711
Well? What was it?
No.402727
Anonymous
Replies:>>402728
I'd love if people commented or something on my pictures on Instagram just to know that maybe someone is really appreciating my photography. I do put a lot of thought into the pictures, I use relevant hashtags... There's got to be something I'm missing.
No.402728
Anonymous
>>402727
Does Instagram have a feature like "Don't make my photos searchable/public by default" that you may have missed? I know nothing of Instagram except that the once-cool kids use it to photograph their lunch.
No.402730
Anonymous
They can't keep getting away with this.
No.402732
Alpharius
Replies:>>402743
I can't access plus4chan on my phone. Anybody else having that problem?
No.402738
Mister Twister
Replies:>>402739
>>402726
http://boards.plus4chan.org/mtv/t42330.html#p44246
No.402739
Anonymous
Image:144790624500.jpg(26kB, 429x416)1282877355943.jpg
>>402738
Not funny. Try better next time.
No.402743
Slowmobile
>>402732
Clear your cache.
No.402749
Anonymous
I've been following and artist who happens to do that 'cute' kind of typing voice (eg. "thenks fer de fav!!") and I found out he is 46 years old.

Like, I knew it wasn't a kid, but wow. Maybe he tries to play the role of his OC on that account. I don't know.
No.402750
Anonymous
No.402768
Anonymous
I wish people wouldn't dismiss legit, backed up opinions as trolling.
No.402772
Tora Dora !n0CyHpL66I
Replies:>>402775
I try to feel sympathy for my dad, I really do. But his alcoholism is just spiraling out of control so bad, I can't comprehend it. It's not even the use that I don't get: getting smashed is fun, and when your marriage has gone from tragedy to farce and back again, turning off the give a fuck is necessary for survival. I've been in the "use shit to escape from feelings" boat before, many times. It's the lack of strategy that I don't get. He just runs off and gets hammered at lunch before a client comes in, or at the end of the day before dinner. Jesus, can't you just wait until after work? And not fucking drive drunk? It's not like he's even in the house with mom anymore, so he's free to get shitfaced nightly if he wants.
No.402775
Anonymous
>>402768
If this is who I think it is, take your butt back to the politics thread. If not, ignore me.

>>402772
>Jesus, can't you just wait until after work? And not fucking drive drunk?

I don't think addiction works that way.
No.402776
Tora Dora !n0CyHpL66I
>>402775

I know. It's just...immensely frustrating when it imperils your kid brother's life. And you're stuck trying to mediate between an addict on one side and an insane mother on the other.
No.402777
Anonymous
Replies:>>402783
>>402768
There are plenty of Internet places you can go that will play along, Anon. I'm not sure why you're so dedicated to here if you're not getting the responses you want.
No.402783
Anonymous
>>402777
>>402775
I meant in general...I'm not the politics guy.
No.402785
Mister Twister
I keep saving images. I keep saving more and more. I cannot stop saving images.
No.402791
Anonymous
Image:144816575000.jpg(323kB, 1600x1066)Nekoko1442282866.jpeg
>>402785
I had that problem. It's like virtual hoarding.

Then I realized that every image I had that wasn't OC could be found again somewhere online so I stopped. Now the only reason I save something is if I'll use it for something besides just posting it on an imageboard.
No.402795
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Replies:>>402799
>>402791
>>402785

I used to have the same problem until I realized how much I actually look at the images I save—especially the furry art I’ve collected over the past, oh, fifteen years. Now I only save images I think are worth having as readily available inspiration in case of a 'Net outage or a gallery wipe. (Or I save images to a download folder, use them once for an imageboard post, and delete them later.)
No.402799
Mister Twister
Image:144822945100.jpg(65kB, 717x960)PLAY WITH ME.jpg
>>402791
>>402795
Actually, I do delete a lot of things too. It's just that... there are so many good images.

Like this one.
No.402802
Tora Dora !n0CyHpL66I
I say save as much as you can. It'll be valuable to future generations. our digital hordes will be valuable documents of both our own evolving personalities and internet culture. We can't count on the net just saving it all in the ether. Hard drives break, websites go down, servers clear old data, and there's no telling how long before the internet becomes (truly) censored and/or privatized.
No.402805
Mister Twister
Replies:>>402806
It's funny how everyone and their grandma believes photons exist, despite their existence only being provably theoretically.
No.402806
Alpharius
Image:144824496200.png(94kB, 419x671)science.PNG
>>402805
>everyone and their grandma
You obviously don't count religious fanatics, ignorant or under/uneducated people as "everyone".
>provably theoretically
And you don't even know how Theories can be more solid than Laws. Theory of Relativity is one I can definitely remember off the top of my head, while I'm not sure about Gravity. I think Gravity might be a Theory and a Law.
No.402808
Mister Twister
Replies:>>402811
Image:144824969900.gif(428kB, 200x183)rf Power Rangers dunno.gif
>>402806
>if everyone in the academic circle agrees on a theory, it becomes a fact
Cannot disagree with you there.
No.402809
Anonymous
>>402806
Gravity is one of the least well understood and most controversial things in the scientific world because it's so fucking weird. There are a bunch of different theories that describe bits and pieces of how Gravity works like the theory of relativity and the theory of gravitation, and different predictions of how it behaves like Newton's Laws.
No.402811
Twistarius
Replies:>>402814
>>402808
If everyone in the academic circle agrees on a theory, it becomes the commonly accepted theory, which is often misinterpreted as a definite fact by other people who have better stuff to do.

I mean, lots of people believe gods exist, despite their existence only being provably anecdotally. It answers enough questions to be accepted as a common idea, and thus a majority of people accept it as a fact.
No.402813
Anonymous
I've finally discovered that I really can't get any work done unless I am listening to something. I absolutely can't do anything in silence, it's impossible. Not even music really. It has to be podcasts or something.
No.402814
Mister Twister
>>402811
Thank you for attempting to see my point of view.
No.402823
Mister Twister
No.402830
Anonymous
I just recalled that I had a youtube account from five years ago making shitty pivot animations, and it turns out one of the videos has 11 thousand views and the channel has a total of 30 thousand.

What the hell?
No.402834
Anonymous
When I drove home from class I started screaming really hard. Yelled a few curse words, screamed hard enough to make my throat feel kind of sore.

I didn't feel angry and I'm not really sure why I did it.

Thanks for being a garbage dump for my bullshit, /sym/.
No.402857
Anonymous
My radiator is now finally working properly. Just a few days too late, but it's still great to finally have a cozy, warm but not too warm room.
No.402872
Anonymous
Replies:>>402873
I always feel like people make their Youtube channels appear too professional for what their content actually is. If all you do is make Let's Plays, or Youtube Poops, why make custom thumbnails, intros, endorsements etc? It's embarrassing to me, because it feels like selling out, or making a desperate attempt at trying to be popular. For that kind of content, its primary audience doesn't care about any of that.
No.402873
Anonymous
>>402872
For poops it seems kind of counter to the point of poops, but with LPs I get it. It has more to do with feeling like what you're putting out is of high quality, that even if it's a kind of entertainment that isn't usually considered "good" people can at least tell you put effort into it and actually tried to make something worth watching rather than just farting out videos and expecting people to watch and like it.

At least that's how I approached it when I tried to do the lets play thing. Being introduced to LPs through retsupurae probably had something to do with that.
No.402883
Anonymous
Replies:>>402887
I found an old forum I used to browse all the time five years ago, and it turns out they've merged with another site, which is great for the community but my posts don't exist any more.
No.402887
Mister Twister
>>402883
Same with another forum, only I care less.
No.402902
Tora Dora !n0CyHpL66I
Replies:>>402903
Happy Thanksgiving you guys.
No.402903
Mister Twister
Image:144857718600.png(66kB, 260x260)rf Alice I dunno lol.png
>>402902
Happy people gathering day.
No.402914
Anonymous
Enjoy your turkeys guys.

If you aren't a God blessed American then enjoy your noodles or whatever I guess.
No.402918
Anonymous
I really need to find a new apartment, but my anxiety is keeping me from calling as many people as I should, if I ever seriously want to find one. It takes me like 4 hours to gather enough courage for a phone call and then 2 more hours to calm down afterwards. This is the worst.
No.402941
Anonymous
I really shouldn't have gone digging through old papers. It only served to remind me of old /co/mrades long gone now.
No.402970
Mister Twister
Replies:>>402971
People tend to say you need good chemistry for a romance to work.

But that is not true at all; in real life people with 0-to-negative chemistry fall in wub just fine.

You need chemistry to make entertaining fictional romance, although romance does not need chemistry to exist.
No.402971
Slowmobile
>>402970
I think I'll actually agree with this, to an extent.
If you don't mesh with your partner, it won't last, but you don't have to have quirky TV-show style chemistry where you play off your partner on everything and just ~always~ have something to talk about and stuff.
No.402986
Anonymous
I've been getting static shocks fucking constantly lately and I don't know why.
No.402992
Anonymous
Replies:>>403011
>>402986
Clearly you've found your superpower.
No.403009
Anonymous
>>402986
Probably super-dry air, makes it easier to build up a charge. Invest in a humidifier for use at home, or just make sure to regularly touch metal door frames etc. with your arm or back of your hand.
No.403011
Mister Twister
Image:144890735900.jpg(64kB, 500x370)inFamous lol.jpg
>>402986
>>402992
Old file, please include source and filename.
No.403033
Mister Twister
Replies:>>403034
I think the English language would improve if only someone introduced the rolling "R". Not in every worrrd, but in some of them. That would help with pronouncing certain words.
No.403034
Anonymous
Replies:>>403035
>>403033
those being?
No.403035
Mister Twister
>>403034
Doesn't matter, really. Any.
No.403045
Anonymous
Can someone remind me why it's socially unacceptable to want to fuck an 18yo? Is 18 not legal or something?
No.403046
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Replies:>>403048
>>403045

If you’re within a couple of years of 18, it doesn’t seem as skeevy as someone, say, twice as old trying to get in the 18-year-old’s pants. An older person who leverages social influence/authority over the 18-year-old as an “easy” route to sex makes that skeeviness all the worse.
No.403048
Tora Dora !n0CyHpL66I
>>403045
>>403046



Half oldest person's age + 7 years = equal or less the younger person's age is a "rule" for a reason.
No.403053
Anonymous
Replies:>>403066
I'm so fucking lazy.

Like, unbelievably.

It's fucking amazing how lazy I am, honestly.

If I had a spirit animal it would be a sloth.
No.403066
Mister Twister
>>403053
The first step of solving a problem, is recognizing you have a problem.
No.403069
Mister Twister
Replies:>>403070
One of the perks of being an artist, is that you can more easily pass on buying art books; you can draw half that stuff yourself.
No.403070
Anonymous
Replies:>>403073
>>403069
I thought the whole appeal in art books was seeing how other artists do things, to expand your base of influences and appreciate the work of other craftsmen. I probably would've never bought an art book if I weren't an artist myself.
No.403073
Mister Twister
Replies:>>403075
>>403070
Yes, but you can find scans online.
No.403075
Anonymous
>>403073
Weren't you the person telling people off for "not supporting the artist"?
No.403077
Anonymous
>>403075
Forgive MT. He has bad reading comprehension.
No.403078
Mister Twister
>>403075
Which artist?

And there is no supporting artists when you have nothing to support them with.
No.403085
Mister Twister
Just favourited a piece of art from an artist I don't like.

Feels strange.
No.403086
Anonymous
>>403085
There are some shows I think are garbage that have a few amazing episodes, some musicians I think suck that have an amazing song or album, etc.

It happens.
No.403091
Anonymous
Replies:>>403093
Image:144920139500.png(31kB, 490x104)your loss.png
>>403085
I like the idea of "Like the art, hate the artist". Bad people can do good things and vice versa. I know a couple who have opinions I strongly disagree with but I still appreciate the art.
↑ don't be this guy
No.403093
Anonymous
Replies:>>403096
>>403091
I dunno, thats a good reason to drop anything.
No.403096
Mister Twister
>>403093
You better not be one of those who actually believes GG was a "conspiracy for driving women out of gaming".

Because if you are, you've been listening to the wrong people.
No.403097
Anonymous
Replies:>>403098
>>403096
And to think you've gone so long without saying something profoundly stupid.
No.403098
Anonymous
Replies:>>403100
>>403096
>>403097
Keep it in the politics thread.
No.403099
Anonymous
>>403096
Tapping into that Russian spirit of denial huh
No.403100
Anonymous
>>403098
Don't worry, that's all I have to say to Twister.

In other news, I just had the best burger ever yesterday. Local burger joints are tits.
No.403101
Anonymous
>>403100
Right??
This one place has like, this version of the western bacon - double patty, onion rings, bacon... But the meat was soooo tasty and juicy and it had this special barbacue sauce infused with chipotle.
Local burger joints ARE the tits!
No.403107
Anonymous
Replies:>>403109
Image:144922501300.jpg(179kB, 700x420)ANSTO OPAL Reactor.jpg
>>403100
I only recently got a hamburger with a long toothpick (thing) down the middle, so that it doesn't burst when you try and eat it. I've never otherwise been able to comfortably eat a hamburger bigger than my mouth.

Pic related; good burgers
No.403109
Anonymous
Replies:>>403117
I wish I had more local burger joints near me, it's mostly just chains in my area.

>>403107
Looks like some kind of five-star prison resort.
No.403117
Anonymous
Replies:>>403122
>>403109
One with a giant upside down fry basket on it.
Also it's a light water nuclear reactor building, which sounds like an odd place to get burgers.
Where I am there's mostly just chains and local diners that aren't particularly burger-focused.
No.403122
Anonymous
>>403117
>it's a light water nuclear reactor building which sounds like an odd place to get burgers
Yep, someone knows their stuff. I didn't get the burger in the reactor though, a few buildings down on the same compound is the canteen for workers and visitors/tourists (which just doesn't look as interesting).

The fry basket is for shredding planes in case of a terrorist kamikazi attack.
No.403128
Mister Twister
Replies:>>403136
Apparently, there is a sex.com
No.403136
Anonymous
Replies:>>403140
>>403128
of course
No.403140
Mister Twister
Replies:>>403141
>>403136
... and there is furry porn on there.
No.403141
Anonymous
>>403140
ooooooh
No.403210
Mister Twister
The only thing that can get me consistently crying is YouTube Poop.

Tears of joy flow freely, while I almost never cry normally.
No.403229
Anonymous
I wish there were "dick move" laws. Like, there are things 90% of people consider a dick move even if they're legal. So I wish we could press charges under people just being douchebags. This is mainly for copyright stuff and suing for stupid reasons.
No.403230
Mister Twister
Replies:>>403231
>>403229
But then one day you are accused of being a douchebag.
No.403231
Anonymous
>>403230
There needs to be a general consensus though. Like a jury made up of decent human beings who say "Yeah that was a dick move."
No.403232
Anonymous
>>403229
Maybe not dick move laws that allow you to sue someone, but if someone breaks a dick move law you can do something normally illegal (within reason) to them.

Like when the current pope said if someone calls your mother a whore you should be allowed to punch them in the face.
No.403233
Anonymous
Replies:>>403239
>>403232
That too.

We should invoke the "talk shit, get hit" rule into national law.
No.403235
Anonymous
>>403232
>Like when the current pope said if someone calls your mother a whore you should be allowed to punch them in the face.

No offense, but this idea belongs in the stupid ideas thread.
No.403236
sage
Replies:>>403237
Image:144962297000.jpg(1.23MB, 2311x1435)fry1331447128599.jpeg
My anxiety has been so bad recently I struggle to even post on imageboards...
No.403237
Mister Twister
Replies:>>403238
>>403236
You are not fighting your demons, in hope they'll just go away.

They won't. Now fight!
No.403238
Anonymous
>>403237
This is good advice.

You won't ever get over anxiety by sitting around trying to get over it. You have to force yourself out there and talk to people, or do whatever else it is you feel anxiety over. It's going to be awkward as fuck and you'll hate it, but keep doing it and eventually it gets easier. You don't even have to succeed or be good at it, but just trying makes it soooo much easier to deal with.

Source: used to have anxiety pretty bad.
No.403239
Anonymous
Replies:>>403273
>>403233
For females as well as guys. Entitled people who use sex/gender as an excuse piss me off.

>inb4 sexist
no u
No.403273
Anonymous
Replies:>>403288
>>403239
>females
No.403274
Anonymous
Replies:>>403282
I hate shows like Parks & Rec. Not for their actual content, but I hate the trend we're seeing in sitcoms now where you film with a shaky cam to make it look like it's real life or something, even when none of the dialogue is in any way realistic. I can't even properly explain why it pisses me off, it just does.
No.403282
Anonymous
>>403274
Maybe it pisses you off because it looks like shit.

Shots are usually still because that's how people are used to looking at things, we aren't always wobbling around or standing on a boat. A normal camera view reflects this.

Shaky cam is based around the idea that we are looking through a camera, and for fake documentaries I can see why they'd do it this way. The part that doesn't make sense is that any actual documentary not made by retarded monkeys is filmed with a still cam, because they want to look professional. Now we've got all these professionally made fake documentaries trying to look as amateur as possible, and it just forms this big stupid circle, like an idiot ouroboros. Amateurs imitating pros and pros acting like amateurs.

To be honest, despite my rant I don't really care as long as it isn't really overblown. And as long as it's actually meant to be viewed through a camera, if it's a show with a natural pov then it bugs the hell out of me because there's no reason for it to be shaking. The second half of District 9 really bugged me because of that.
No.403288
Anonymous
>>403273
as I typed it, I was reminded of the /baw/ anon who said is sounded weird as a noun. I was going to change it but I was in a rush.
No.403292
TeethandHunger
Replies:>>403306
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mst3k/bringbackmst3k

Joel Hodgson wants to bring back MST3K. It's met it's goal, but I'd thought I show you guys anyway.
Live events to be had as well.
No.403306
Tora Dora !n0CyHpL66I
>>403292

Woo! I hope Toho lets him do some more more Godzilla movies.
No.403315
TeethandHunger
http://mst3k.com/finalcountdown/watchnow/

It's on now.
No.403326
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Replies:>>403331
//youtube.com/watch?v=YnxfnMqzLe0youtube thumb

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I’ve been looking for this specific mix of this song for years. Literally. Back when I ran TGFB (and that meant something), I even promised adspace to anyone who could find this specific version of it. Don’t ask me why I’ve been searching for it for so long; even I couldn’t tell you. Point is, this video (and the MP3 I just ripped from it) is as close to having a pristine copy of it as I can and holy shit I am just grinning-ear-to-ear happy to have finally found it.
No.403331
Anonymous
Replies:>>403333
>>403326
You don't run it anymore?

Also, that's the best feeling ever, yeah.
No.403333
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
>>403331

Gave up running it a few years back, yeah.

And man, I wish I could find a higher-quality rip of that version of the song—shit, she’s on Twitter and Soundcloud, maybe I could ask for an upload just for the hell of it—but I’ll take what the fuck I can get at this point and be grateful for it.
No.403336
Mister Twister
Sometimes I wish I could prove to all the people who are wrong on the Internet that they're wrong and make them right.

But then I immediately stop myself because that is a retarded idea.
No.403338
Anonymous
Replies:>>403341
Tugboats are usually much, much smaller than the vessels they tow. You’d think it’d be the other way around, but it’s not.
No.403341
Anonymous
Replies:>>403342
>>403338
Floating on top of the water means the friction being exerted between the boat being pulled and the water itself are minimal. Absent friction, any source of kinetic energy is going to cause something to move, even if it's much smaller than the object being pushed or pulled. Wheels make it possible to do similar things with cars, though there's more traction from the weight of the cars being pushed on the ground, so the allowable size differences are different. But if you think about it, a semi truck works much the same way--the "truck" itself is much, much smaller than the bed that it's pulling a lot of the time, often even when you look at mass rather than just volume.
No.403342
Anonymous
>>403341
I'm sure he understands it's physically adequate for the boat to be small, it's just counter-intuitive as size implies power.
No.403353
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
http://stephentstone.tumblr.com/post/134998091178/offline-until-further-notice

Posting this here just so you assholes don’t think I left the site for good or something.
No.403364
TeethandHunger
Oh god, the live MST3K telethon is a burning car wreck. Poor Joel.
No.403367
TeethandHunger
Now it's on a loop with the Game Grumps as guests. Wow. Just wow.
No.403376
Anonymous
Reviving an old thought:
>at party with drunk people
>get with a stranger via mutual friends
>she asks my number
>I forget to ask hers
Does this still count? we had half a conversation the day after and that was it. Neither of us were interested in further interaction
No.403386
Tora Dora !n0CyHpL66I
I cannot read schedules for the life of me. Spent an hour and a half waiting outside a church this morning. At least the weather was nice.
No.403391
Anonymous
Image:144995964500.jpg(24kB, 500x500)500px-Marplon.jpg
>watching Christmas music special on TV with parents
>for some reason, Mull of Kintyre by Wings comes on
>Mum immediately rips into Linda McCartney, asking what Paul saw in her
>I google what Paul said about Linda in interviews, and show those to her
>mfw she "Yeah, but she didn't look good on camera!"
No.403421
Mister Twister
Image:145017128400.png(350kB, 622x471)Screen Shot 2015-12-15 at 04.20.52.png
The happiest deer ever:
http://sunnysideyup.tumblr.com/post/133202002183/vitamin-sea-universal-pure-joy-watch-the-full
No.403422
Mister Twister
>/v/ looks down on a game unless it has the bestest latest graphics
>/co/ looks down on a comic unless is has absolute god-tier artwork with tons of detail
>/g/ looks down on an operating system unless it's Gentoo
I think I'm starting to see a pattern. . .
No.403456
Anonymous
>NIH finally got a boost in funding
It's not the greatest, but always good to savor the small things I guess.
No.403457
Tora Dora !n0CyHpL66I
Replies:>>403458
We lost a dog we'd had for nearly fourteen years this week. It's really sombering. She'd been my life for more than half of it, and some of the hardest and most critical parts of it.
No.403458
Anonymous
>>403457
My old dog died some years ago. I had him from age 7 to 21. That was pretty fucking rough. To make matters worse, I had already planned to visit home the weekend AFTER he died. I was really close to seeing him for one last time. I was pretty gutted.

What helped me get over his death was the realization that he was a stray that we found. Had we not taken him in, he may not have lived to see 14 additional years. Your situation may not be similar to mine, but take solace in the fact that she landed in the hands of good owners and lived a long, happy life.

Another dog I lost (though he didn't pass away) because of my parents losing their home and having to move to a small apartment. That one still gets to me. I try not to think too much about him because there was nothing I could do. I hope someone adopted him.
No.403470
Anonymous
Replies:>>403474
My mom finds Pop Tart commercials offensive. The ones with the anthropomorphic Pop Tarts that get eaten by other Pop Tarts. She finds them offensive because it "promotes cannibalism" and that they're "disturbing". I think she may be losing her mind.
No.403474
Anonymous
Replies:>>403475
>>403470

to say that it's promoting cannibalism is a stretch, but this isn't the first time people were warded out by cannibalism in ads

i mean if you think about it, it is weird having a poptart eat another one
No.403475
Anonymous
Replies:>>403476
>>403474
It's weird, when you think about it. But at face value, it's among the most retarded things an SJW can find offensive.
No.403476
Mister Twister
>>403475
Think about using "SJW" sparingly. It took me some time, but now I see this word is fast approaching the "overused to death and lost all its meaning" status.

"Oversensitive people" and "PC people" are viable alternatives.
No.403482
Anonymous
Replies:>>403488
Aside from the fact that SJW now means "any person that isn't a raging bigot", what the hell does that have to do with cannibalism? I wasn't aware that this was a social issue that people felt was a problem in 2015's America.
No.403486
Anonymous
Replies:>>403487
>gonna see Star Wars on the 18th
>suddenly work assigns me a shift then, two days before without consulting me or even notifying me (had to look at my schedule to see it)

I'm trying to trade it but if I can't I'm gonna call in sick. If you change a person's work schedule for the next three days you should fucking ask them or at least notify them. I'm tired of this place fucking up all the plans I make.
No.403487
Anonymous
Replies:>>403500
>>403486
Considering you plan your off time based around when you're assigned to go into work, I think that's fair.

My only thing is, is there anyway you can get out of the shift without lying? Lying about it gives them leverage if you get caught in it.
No.403488
Mister Twister
>>403482
My point exactly.

It is also this way because any argument on the Internet has a 75% chance of being invaded by actual retards and trolls who will pretend to be retarded. For example, a "thought control vs letting people decide what is right" argument has a high chance of being invaded by troles who will say something like "if you are not a neo-nazi like me you as assjeydubya". That is a derail and most likely a deliberate attack to kill the argument.

No matter what argument it is, always check if either side has retards and trolls "helping". Every time a member of either side makes a statement, ask yourself: is this person
– retarded
– trolling (good trolls will NEVER admit to being what they are)
before taking their argument seriously.

/another /pol/ derail
No.403500
Anonymous
>>403487
Was able to refund and change the tickets so it's a moot point now. Still annoying though.
No.403501
Anonymous
Replies:>>403502
If I dislike something everyone else likes, i pretty much keep it to myself. Unless I meet someone else who dislikes it, in which case I can just unload all the pent up steam.

Otherwise, it seems I'm taking my opinions on this week's movies to the grave.
No.403511
Anonymous
>>403502
Preachin' to the choir, buddy.
No.403517
The Sneaky Tiki
Replies:>>403536
Ahh jeez, I can't remember how to log in to plus4 anymore, I'm a janitor or I was til I changed computers, I did everything through bookmark.
No.403536
Slowpoke
>>403517
Same lad
No.403542
Mister Twister
I used to not really hang out with computer people, and try to stay a computer noob as long as possible.

But now that I am educating myself in technological ways SLOWLY but steadily, I realized that the computer nerds are the best kind.
No.403548
Anonymous
Replies:>>403550
It feels like the Robot Chicken Star Wars Special right now; every single channel on TV is Star Wars

I think the series is good but Star Wars seems like such a horrible, unimaginative name.
No.403550
The Sneaky Tiki
Replies:>>403587
>>403548
Star Wars is a naming scheme I wish more series would adopt.

Give me your basic location and the event that will be taking place, i.e. Street Fighter.
No.403554
Anonymous
I've never really thought about it, but I subconsciously assumed that all Islamic women who wear hijabs were conservative (apart from bright coloured ones, which I haven't seen IRL). It doesn't help that the only person I know who wears one is quiet and sticks to her group of friends.
No.403565
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Power issues appear to be sorted out. The state-paid construction crews got something done early for once.
No.403587
Anonymous
>>403550
>Give me your basic location and the event that will be taking place, i.e. Street Fighter.

But you rarely ever fight in streets in Street Fighter!
No.403594
Anonymous
Things are going horribly wrong right now and I've only got a day left to fix it thanks to the holidays coming up. If this doesn't work I'm going to have to move in with my parents again. Fuck me.
No.403615
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED