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Welcome to the Health and Fitness Thread!

aka. Ask Slowpoke Anything: The Thread
No.404440
Anonymous
how do i gains
No.404441
Slowmobile
>>404440
In order of importance:
>Eat a lot (or just already be fat and eat a regular amount)
>Sleep a lot
>Lift heavy
All 3 are required though.
No.404444
read the sticky
>>404440
OATS
N
SQUATS
No.404764
Slowmobile
WOW OLYMPIC WEIGHTLIFTING IS REALLY HARD I'M GOING TO DIE
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>been doing a routine for about half a year that involves chin-ups
>just realised I've been doing pull-ups this whole time
No.405237
Slowpoke
Giving 5/3/1 a try, it's a very barebones minimalist program. If anyone wants a copy of the book, lemme know, I've got the pdf.
My current version of it
>Monday (Overhead Press day)
>OHP 5/3/1
>Lat Pulldowns 5x10 (will become chinups as I get better at chinups, right now I'm heavier than I am strong)
>Dips 5x10

>Tuesday (Deadlift day)
>Deadlift 5/3/1
>Bulgarian Split Squats 5x10 (these are absolutely brutal, highly recommend)
>DB Side Bends 4x20

>Thursday (Bench day)
>Bench Press 5/3/1
>Kroc Rows 3x20-30
>Dips 5x10

>Friday (Squat day)
>Squats 5/3/1
>Romanian Deadlifts 4x15
>Weighted Situps 3x10-20
No.405238
Slowpoke
Kroc Rows, btw, are a gosh darn manmaker. Good Lord, approaching the end of your set, your grip's been failing for the last 6 reps, you've got 3 more to go, your lats feel like they're gonna just blow clean off, it's a beautiful lift.

Dips twice a week is pretty brutal too, I'd never really done them before, but they give a really nice pump.
No.405399
Slowmobile
Replies:>>405401
Using this thread as my personal journal i guess.

Having really really sore abs feels like you constantly have to explosively poop. Exact same feeling.
It's unpleasant.
No.405401
Anonymous
>>405399
Same as getting stung in the abdomen by a bluebottle, I suppose? It also feels like you constantly need to use the bathroom but stings as well.
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Ayyy, managed 5 reps at 95% of last month's one-rep max.
Means a roughly 35 pound improvement to my ORM in 3 weeks, not shabby at all.
Still babyweight though.
No.405583
Slowpoke
>>405582
Also I completely crushed that pen moments later by accidentally dropping the weight on it.
I really liked that pen.
;_;
No.405584
Alpharius on the move
Replies:>>405586
>>405582
Don't feel bad about using 'baby' weight when doing Olympic lifting. That shit is intense and baby steps is how you get better, you should already know that.
No.405586
Slowpoke
>>405584
it was deadlifts
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Janae Kroc commented on one of my IG posts

Senpai noticed me
No.405880
Tora Dora !n0CyHpL66I
Replies:>>405885
Underside of upper arm flab: How to get rid of? I'm asking for a friend who is too young and attractive and vain to have bingo wings.
No.405885
Slowmobile
Replies:>>405886
>>405880
Spot-reduction is a myth, your genetics dictate where your flab ends up and what order you lose it in. I have very lean, defined arms and legs, a slight gut, and then huge disgusting love handles. Sucks brah.

But yeah, if you've got fat in an area you don't like, only way to lose it is to lose fat. Eat less or move more.
No.405886
Anonymous
>>405885
This is correct.

(how did I fail making this comment three times?)
No.406593
Alpharius on the move
Replies:>>406610
Bump.
No.406610
Anonymous
>>406593
thanks, I couldn't see it on any page. My browser a shit.
No.408335
Alpharius on the move
Replies:>>408336
Going to the gym at night is almost makes me forget that I'm fatigued and would rather be home on my computer.
No.408336
Slowmobile
>>408335
I had to pop in for a minute at like midnight because my elbow cancer was seriously flaring up from all the pressing i do and i skipped curls earlier.
Really nice. Very quiet.
No.409038
Anonymous
I hold a weird simultaneous state of self-deprecation and self-confidence, so I feel I really need a reality check or two. After exams, I think I'll make a post in /soc/'s "rate" threads. Any other suggestions?

Also, been skipping the gym for over a month due to exams (I tell myself) and probably lost a kg or two due to mild stress. Fug.
No.409367
Anonymous
>>409038
Finally want to gym for first time in months. I hope my legs hurt tomorrow.
No.411766
Slowmobile
Starting two weeks from today, I begin BUILDING
THE
MONOLITH
https://jimwendler.com/blogs/jimwendler-com/101078918-building-the-monolith-5-3-1-for-size
Including the diet plan (at least 1.5 lbs of beef + 12 whole eggs per day).
Probably gonna get fat. Probably gonna get some serious tendinitis from all that volume. Definitely gonna get stronker.
I'm so excited.
No.411767
Anonymous
>>409038
True confidence can only come from within. Exercise might be helpful in building confidence only in the positive effect it will have on your mental state--external validation from things like /soc/ won't make you feel any better other than for a short and ultimately hollow moment. Exercise and eat right because they make you feel better, or to look the way you want to look, not to become "attractive" which is a nonsensical and subjective thing anyway. Learning to love yourself will do far more to make you attractive than getting rid of your love handles.

If you can't find internal validation from self-improvement and becoming the person you want to be, you might want to talk to a psychiatrist about your confidence issues as well, since they could be indicative of depression or anxieties that should be treated with drugs. But keep in mind that you'll generally feel an overall improvement of mental state from healthier lifestyle, too.
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I hope Santa brings me huge pectoral muscles.
No.411971
Slowmobile
>>411970
Same, same
No.412356
Anonymous
Starting a loose diet, more of just meal planning. I under-eat, so I've planned out times to have meals and a few choices of things to have for those meals.

I've lost like 5kg during finals last year.
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No.414906
Anonymous
My appetite has decreased to a point that I eat only 1 or 2 meals a day now. I still don't have the energy to get back to the gym to work on my cardio.
No.416086
Anonymous
One black pooping isn't a sign of impending critical health issues is it (Just something you should watch out for continuing)?

Been sick the past weak with a kidney/bladder infection or something and on the antibiotics, not been eating so much so I wasn't pooping, only a couple of tiny lumps put out like twice (which were the normal brown color) during that period.

Today, its the end of my course of antibiotics, not totally 100% but feelings much better than back then, has an actual meal and everything to herald my return to health.
Had a proper lengthy shit this afternoon and just had another one tonight which not overly painful but a bit of a strain after so long without, and I look down noticing the water is too clouded/dark to see the leaving but you think maybe that's partly the urine as well.
I wipe and take a look at the paper and the smear on the paper is a really dark brown-black which is worrying.

Black poop is sign of blood in it right, but is it possible to just have this sort of thing as a one-off without a serious cause? Like maybe its just something that happened from all that illness and now my body is starting up again its the dross getting worked out of the system?

30 years old if that matters overall.
No.416088
Anonymous
>>416086
Well shit, I wouldn't know.
No.416092
Anonymous
>>416086
>Black poop is sign of blood in it right, but is it possible to just have this sort of thing as a one-off without a serious cause? Like maybe its just something that happened from all that illness and now my body is starting up again its the dross getting worked out of the system?

It is entirely possible for poop to be black without being full of dried blood. For example, pepto bismol will turn poop black.

The water should probably be turning a little red if the poop is full of blood, even if the poop itself is black.

That said, the age doesn't matter much--ulcers are one of the number one killers of young men, but on the other hand, antibiotics would be the prescription for curing an ulcer, so if you were on antibiotics you don't need to be as concerned.

But talk to your doc if you're concerned. Also, if your urine is so dark it's making the water hard to see, you should probably be drinking more water--diarrhea and other stomach bugs often get you dehydrated quick, so if you haven't been drinking extra water to compensate, you're probably low.
No.417990
Anonymous
Randomly looked up the common side-effects of contraceptive implant. Amongst others (some pretty serious sounding) there is-

>loss of interest in sex

That just seems like the universe taking the piss.
No.418422
Anonymous
Replies:>>418507
Need to share this pain

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/apr/10/doctors-discover-four-live-bees-feeding-on-tears-inside-womans-eye

Humans need to seal up all their orifices
No.418501
Anonymous
I've lost 6 pounds over two weeks.
No.418506
Anonymous
>>418501
Congratulations!
On the other hand, I'm here trying not to lose weight..
No.418652
Anonymous
>>418501
>I've lost 6 pounds over two weeks.

Congratulations on giving birth, but how did it take 2 weeks?
No.419062
Anonymous
Replies:>>419063
The winter months fuck me up now.

Every time in the later year now I get tired, my lower back gets discomforted and I'm so much more sensitive to the cold.

Its a struggle just to stay awake the whole day.
No.419063
Anonymous
Replies:>>419070
>>419062
You need more vitamins. Also, if you spend a lot of time sitting, consider investing in a more comfortable chair.
No.419070
Anonymous
Replies:>>419071
>>419063
Does cheese have vitamins? Real cheese, not that stuff you Americans eat.
No.419071
Anonymous
Replies:>>419072
>>419070
Cheese is made out of milk, so it should have some A, D, and B12 vitamins, plus calcium. It should be healthy for your bones. However I do not recommend too much of it, since cows are fed a lot of estrogen to make them produce more milk, and this filters down the food chain - if you drink a lot of milk or eat a lot of cheese while your body is developing, it will give you a more womanly figure. It's one of the reasons why Japanese women went from flat as a board to being titty monsters in the last generation, since estrogen was introduced into cows' diet sometime in the 80s I believe.

Either way if your problem is struggling to stay awake and feeling tired and irritable, then I'm guessing you need more C vitamins. It is most commonly found in citruses, so eat more oranges, orange/lemon juice, etc. Also, around here early winter is tangerine season, which I personally really like (they are mini oranges, like a snack version of them, and the Clementine variant is seedless and very sweet too).
B6 and B7 vitamin also helps, for that you just need to eat more meat.
No.419072
Anonymous
Replies:>>419073
>>419071
>It's one of the reasons why Japanese women went from flat as a board to being titty monsters
God Bless Dairy Products
No.419073
Anonymous
Replies:>>419074
>>419072
It's also why all of their men became effeminate looking sissies. And this also affects males in all first world countries.
No.419074
Anonymous
>>419073
Japan is effeminate sissies because they got fucked in the ass so hard by AMERICA, which is still an improvement over being cannibalistic imperial gremlins.
No.419076
Mstr Twstr
>>419074
I would blame hentai instead. And plastic surgery for titty monsters.
No.419087
Anonymous
>>419076
I thought it was South Koreans that had the stereotype for plastic surgery.
No.419090
Anonymous
Replies:>>419091
>>419074
>>419076
I'm talking about body types, not politics or tendency to be neets. They can barely grow moustaches and beards nowadays.
No.419091
Anonymous
>>419090
People in the west can grow mustaches and beards and they eat way more of the stuff, I don't think you can blame chemicals in the food that turn the freakin frogs gay.

Its more likely connected to them being manlets.
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Is this actually accurate?

It's fucked up.
No.419184
Anonymous
>>419181
Probably
t. researched for 20 seconds

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-insulin-prices-rise-canada-border-cost-a8909921.html
https://www.tgdaily.com/buying-insulin-from-canada-why-its-cheaper/
No.419185
Mester Twester
>>419181
Perhaps the FUCKING WEIRDO what is Richard Stallman was right about copyWRONG, all along......
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What's the Deal with Gluten food?

Is it like an allergy thing?
No.419262
Anonymous
>>419260
I wouldn't be surprised, some people are simply allergic to wheat.
No.419273
Mester Twester
Replies:>>419274
>>419260
Gay frog water is also turning more and more children hyper allergic to fucking everything. Instead of making everything glutten-free, solve the actual problem. That being what the FUCK causes all this sickness in people for no reason.
Replies:>>419276
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>>419273
>Gay frog water
No.419276
Mester Twester
>>419274
Don't take it too srsly, I mean you cannot have more and more hyper allergic children being born for not reason at all. It has to be the food.
No.419277
Anonymous
>>419276
...or genetic mutations coupled with increasing population and communication

I feel scared reading stories about family members feeding kids food they are allergic to because they think the kid is just delusional.
No.419278
Anonymous
Replies:>>419279
>>419276
Or maybe it's just poor upbringing and an unhealthy diet? I mean I had eczema for years as a child, and it turned out to be an allergy as well - I was allowed to eat so much cocoa products that I got allergic to it. It took years to diagnose. I grew out of it eventually, and in the mean time developed a taste for white chocolate (it was cocoa free).
No.419279
Mester Twester
>>419278
White chocolate is BASED. Not as based as regular milk chocolate though.
No.419591
Anonymous
Replies:>>419593
Exercise is bullshit

I happened to walk 4.5 miles back from the main city from a mental health appointment (because I was frustrated and confused by buses) and apparently even if you do that daily it isn't worth shit.

I don't even like leaving the house.
No.419593
Anonymous
Replies:>>419610
>>419591
Walking is not an exercise.
No.419610
Anonymous
>>419593
Why not
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Are you enjoying your Chinese waifu?
No.419662
Anonymous
>>419659
Cure-chan for laifu
No.419666
Anonymous
Replies:>>419941
>>419659
>Kung Flu
kek

seriously though, the coronavirus is insanely overblown by the media. It's an epidemic in china because it's an incredibly overpopulated place where they eat the dogs off the streets they shit on. Anywhere else, it's not worse than a seasonal flu outbreak.
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No.419726
Anonymous
Italian residents hug Chinese people to encourage them in coronavirus fightyoutube thumb
Italy now has the most Coronavirus infected people in Europe.
No.419728
Anonymous
>>419726
FIRST YOU TAKE NOODLES AND THEN YOU TAKE VIRUS
GIVE BACK OUR CULTURE ITALY PIG
No.419730
Anonymous
Replies:>>419741
>>419726
Well thats just not a very practical solution at all.
No.419741
Mister Twister
>>419730
Your logic is offensive.
No.419750
Anonymous
Replies:>>419752
>>419726
Apparently even the pope might have it, thought that could just be scare-mongering in the media.
No.419752
Anonymous
Replies:>>419754
>>419750
The scaremongering is indeed real. The news site I frequently read had something like 5 pages worth of coronavirus related news only, on the front page. It's a left-wing "liberal" portal, though. The conservative ones only had 2-3 articles out of 10-20. Truth is that so far this virus only killed about as many people as regular flu does every year.

Getting everyone freaked about cities getting quarantined is a way to make people buy excess food and supplies. So in the end fucking nothing will happen, but the supermarkets will make a killing after the panicking people clean them out.

The bad part about that is that you only need a handful of crazies buying up everything; other people will follow suit out of necessity once the aisles go empty (once food goes scarce, you'll have no other choice than to stock up, due to the shortage). This is a self-feeding cycle that does the market good.
No.419754
Anonymous
>>419752
Well newspapers/outlets do it for the same reason clickbait exists, sensationalism about a thing gets people to buy newspapers or click links and draw attention rather than more light-handed coverage.

Your personal feelings about it seem rather American tribal
No.419806
Anonymous
Replies:>>419807
Hey, remember SARS?
No.419807
Anonymous
Replies:>>419808
>>419806
Remember bird flu?
Remember swine flu?
Remember mad cow disease?
No.419808
Anonymous
>>419807
Remember ebola?
No.419810
Anonymous
SARS is a bit more relevant in that it is also a Coronavirus from China.
No.419811
Anonymous
Replies:>>419813
>>419810
Sure. Not sure why anon got pissy.
I knew SARS existed, but remember would be the wrong word.
No.419813
Anonymous
>>419810
>>419811
The important bit isn't that both are from china, it's that coronavirus is a strain of SARS. It's why China handled it so fast and brutally, because they have experience with it.
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>>419659
No.419816
Anonymous
Replies:>>419817
>>419815
The people who buy cartons of loo paper are hilarious. Why would you even do that?
No.419817
Anonymous
>>419816
Who know, I can understand people who are buying lots of hand sanitizer or antibiotic soap but...

Maybe its just part of general hoarding? Maybe they are also buying alot of non-perishable food and bottled water thus expecting not to leave the house at all for a lengthy period of time.
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No.419835
Anonymous
Shopping sprees seem to have started over here, but I go to a slightly more expensive store and that one is practically untouched. The cheaper stores have more empty racks than I've ever seen - they are not COMPLETELY empty, but you can notice that one or two spaces are cleared out, which is something I haven't seen ever.
No.419836
Anonymous
>>419835
Things are quite similar to that over here.

The slightly more expensive supermarket doesn't have any loaves of bread or other specific items but the cheaper one has way way more empty shelves.
Newsagents still have day-to-day essentials on the shelves despite being so much smaller.
No.419837
Anonymous
>>419835
Grab an extra item or two every trip. Panic is irrational, you're lucky you still have the expensive stores untouched.
t. i just want to cook some pasta, man
No.419838
Anonymous
Replies:>>419841
My mum was going to visit today but I e-mailed her last night asking if we should put put it off, just got in contact with her and she had been thinking the same thing.

Left the house this morning and there was a crowd of people at the big store across the road all clustered together waiting for it to open, twits, if they are so scared they are panic-buying to stock up they should at least realize they shouldn't all be standing together should-to-shoulder in a group of strangers.
No.419839
Anonymous
I don't get the panic spending. The fuck are you gonna do with 20 kilos of flour? It'll go bad before you have the chance to use it, unless you plan on cooking stuff every single day, and in that case you need a lot of other stuff that will go bad even sooner.

And it's not like stores will suddenly close or go empty.
No.419840
Mister Twstr
>>419839
People of the 1st world have not seen a real epidemic for a while.
No.419841
Anonymous
>>419838
>twits, if they are so scared they are panic-buying to stock up they should at least realize they shouldn't all be standing together should-to-shoulder in a group of strangers.
Literally this.
>>419839
>And it's not like stores will [...] go empty.
Parts of it can, the panic spending creates a feedback loop. Probably not 'going empty', but creating a perceived shortage, prompting more hoarding from those who didn't buy earlier.

plus a few fuckwits.
No.419842
Anonymous
Replies:>>419856
I'm buying more myself day to day so I have a surplus but not to the point I'm leaving stores with my arms full of stuff.

Usually only buy food for the same day and the next, eat alot of takeaway.
No.419856
Anonymous
>>419842
The British government has ordered the closing of pubs and restaurants to combat the spread (not sure who was dumb enough to still be going to them). Presume that also includes small takeaway places? Maybe they still deliver.
Replies:>>419917
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No.419917
Anonymous
>>419905
What about Madagascar?
No.419918
Anonymous
Replies:>>419920
Reporting no cases is very misleading. If a country does no tests, it will report no cases. For example:
- New York does the most tests, so they have the most cases.
- Germany counts deaths as those only caused by COVID-19 and nothing else, if the victim has another illness next to coronavirus, they will count it as a death caused by (some other illness). Consequently they have the lowest death cases in Europe, even though they are not faring any better.

An african shithole of a country will most likely just have no tests done, and the amount of deaths caused by this virus won't even register next to the death tolls caused by a near constant state of civil wars, famine, ebola, HIV, etc.
Same reason why China only reported a hundred thousand cases (they stopped tallying and started cremating people) or India not getting any cases so far.

Fact is that as of now the virus is everywhere, chances are even you might have it.
No.419920
Anonymous
Replies:>>419922
>>419918
>An african shithole of a country will most likely just have no tests done, and the amount of deaths caused by this virus won't even register next to the death tolls caused by a near constant state of civil wars, famine, ebola, HIV, etc.
I got curious and looked up a list of recent epidemics. In 2000 onwards, the epidemics which had over 1000 reported deaths affected:
>2008: Zimbabwe, cholera
>2009: Worldwide, swine flu/H1N1
>2010: Haiti, cholera (ongoing)
>2011: Congo, measles (ongoing)
>2013: West Africa/Worldwide, ebola
>2015 : India, swine flu/H1N1
>2016: Yemen, cholera (ongoing)
>2018: Congo, Uganda, ebola (ongoing)
>2019: Congo, measles (ongoing)
>2019: Asia-Pacific, Latin America, dengue fever
>2019: Worldwide, COVID-19 (ongoing)

Congo have enough to deal with.
No.419922
Anonymous
Replies:>>419923
>>419920
Those are just the reported deaths. Do you think every illness related death in Africa gets reported? They don't even get diagnosed. Things like malaria there are like the common cold over here.
No.419923
Anonymous
>>419922
Yes, I should have emphasized 'reported'.
No.419925
Anonymous
So pretty much as of the moment 422+ people have died of Covid19 in the UK.

...that sucks.
No.419928
Anonymous
My fitness is suffering because I can't do my full daily walk each day. Even in the times of Lockdown there's too many other people out on the streets or the beach for me to be comfortable being out long.

Can feel the fat accumulating.
No.419929
Anonymous
>>419928
You can still do basic training at home, and it's perhaps worth as much as just a basic walk.
No.419930
Mstr Twstr
>>419928
I wish I could teach you the exercises I know.
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>>419659

>>419666
What was that anon? I can't hear you over the worldwide lockdowns
No.419990
Anonymous
So /baw/ I just finished a course of Omeprazole and was not aware of the "rebound acid hypersecretion" that hits you after you stop taking it. Right in the middle of this bullshit about a super flue I'm being fucked by my guts ejaculating acid and it apparently lasts for 2 weeks after you stop. More than a week and a half to go then before it should settle down.
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No.420009
Anonymous
>>420007
Well, Covid is just a super powerful flu that attacks your lungs, while ebola liquifies your insides, so that's kind of expected.

And when the fuck did Soul Calibur turn into Dragon Ball Z? I used to like it because it had the most realistic and fluid character movements I've ever seen in a game (not counting the stupid shit like Cervantes teleporting or the gimp moonkwalking on all fours). This anime posing is pretty fucking stupid and kinda breaks up the fluidity of the game. But then, I haven't played it since maybe Soul Calibur 2, so what do I know.
No.420023
Anonymous
Replies:>>420024
>>420022
That makes no sense whatsoever.
No.420024
Anonymous
Replies:>>420054
>>420023
You're not a fan of Berserk.
Replies:>>420057
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yeet
No.420054
Mstr Twstr
>>420024
I am not either, but I listen to Anime World Order, and understand that reference.
No.420057
Anonymous
>>420053
I'm confused what this has to do with Health and Fitness?
No.420149
Anonymous
WHY?

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/1253617676657844224

Why do so many retards not understand the need for social distancing?
Had to leave the house today to pick up a prescription and I could see so many people walking along the beachfront.
No.420150
Anonymous
>>420149
Because they are morons, or think that the news apply to someone else.

Honestly, we could just remove the safety labels off of everything and the problem would solve itself.
No.420151
Anonymous
Actually, I take that back. It's not a matter of stupidity. Most people just have so much going on that they can't accept to change their daily course of life, they just want to get on with it. They can't be arsed to deal with changes like that.

The virus and everything is just some shit they read about in the news.
No.420155
Mister of the Twist
Keeping the 1st world in lockdown for months longer will cause millions in the 3rd world to die. That is all.
No.420156
Anonymous
Replies:>>420159
>>420155
Ah so you're saying there's an upside to all this inconvenience? Jolly Good!
No.420157
Anonymous
Replies:>>420159
No.420159
Mister of the Twist
>>420156
>>420157
+4chan finally gotten edgy. Lowkey proud of you children.
No.420161
Anonymous
Replies:>>420162
>>420155
In what way?
No.420162
Anonymous
Replies:>>420163
>>420161
With the borders closed they wont be able to migrate to first world countries and leech off the social welfare system.
No.420163
Anonymous
>>420162
Eh now its just getting tired.
No.420165
Anonymous
>>419181
So the medical companies blatantly gouge the populace for essential life-saving medicines

While the citizens are so fucking stupid poison control has to deal with a rash of calls where people have injected kitchen cleaner into their veins because they heard their president suggest it
No.420181
Anonymous
Replies:>>420182
>>420149
Some politician on the radio just said the likes of social distancing will remain in place until next year.
Seems pretty fucking pointless when so many people don't even bother.
No.420182
Anonymous
>>420181
It depends on place to place, up a bit north from me I heard young adults were heckling old farts for not keeping their distance. Whodathunkit, the young are often the wise.
I've generally noticed people locally taking it seriously, either that or they're all holed up working from homewhenever I'm out...
No.420205
Anonymous
Replies:>>420207
Booze stores should not be considered an 'essential service'
No.420207
Anonymous
Replies:>>420208
>>420205
I disagree, they absolutely should be. High quality booze is what usually keeps my stomach aches down.
No.420208
Anonymous
Replies:>>420214
>>420207
Maybe I should become an alcoholic.

Currently addicted to the fizzy juice which I think just causes my stomach aches.
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>>420208
Drink lots of quality tea instead.
No.420215
Anonymous
>>420214
quality tea has some rum in it, so he is back to square one.
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Fucking retards.
No.420279
Anonymous
>>420277
We all know Corona-chan respects consent.
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>>420282
Intelligence Darwinism is finally happening.
No.420302
Anonymous
>>420301
Unfortunately too many of them would likely survive catching it, and it would just further strain the country in the process.
No.420303
Anonymous
Replies:>>420307
For fuck's sake

Thousands flock to beaches on UK's hottest day despite COVID-19 warningsyoutube thumb

If Covid19 was actually hardcore there wouldn't be anybody left at this rate.
No.420307
Mister of the Twist
>>420303
Based UK.
No.420308
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
>>420307
No. No, it is not.
No.420317
Anonymous
Replies:>>420318
>>420307
Erased and deadpilled.
No.420318
Mister of the Twist
>>420317
Actually funny.
No.420345
Anonymous
Replies:>>420349
I'm sick of being sick all the time, the pills the docs hand off to me keep things alright for awhile but it just goes back to how it is when they run out. Can't get any help in these times.
No.420349
Anonymous
Replies:>>420352
>>420345
What pills and what sickness?
No.420352
Anonymous
Replies:>>420353
>>420349
Omeprazole, acid and gut problems. Recently have started sweating heavily when sleeping which is new.
No.420353
Anonymous
Replies:>>420354
>>420352
I wouldn't know about gut problems, we have several strong local type of drinks as well as many thermal waters - both which are effective against it. I get panic attack induced nausea more often than actual stomach issue induced ones (which was a problem in itself, and I only realized it was all just a "fake" stomach ache when I got actual stomach problems that forced me to threw up).

As for sweating while sleeping, that only happens to me if I drink too much water before going to sleep, or if I wake up in the middle of the night to drink some water. More water intake = more sweating, basically. No idea how this relates to your case, however.
No.420354
Anonymous
Replies:>>420355
>>420353
I've got problem with anxiety as well so for all I know the two issues are intertwined.
No.420355
Anonymous
Replies:>>420356
>>420354
Do you actually have diarrhea or vomit, or all you do is feel nauseus, weak on your legs? The latter is one of the many ways how anxiety manifests. Feeling cold, sweating, and shaking legs are some others I've experienced. When I get the chills, I immediately know I'm having an attack, then I will get nausea. I only had shaking legs once, at which point I said to myself that this is getting ridiculous and willed myself to go on, after which the anxiety faded away.

I've went to all sorts of doctors for a period, thinking I had stomach illness, but nothing was found. Then many years later I finally figured out I was actually having panic attacks. This helped me get over the problem. The other was a time I had an actual stomach ache that forced me to wake up midnight to vomit; it was a completely different gut feeling than just the standard anxiety-induced nausea, which made me realize the difference between the two. Since having stomach problems is one of the things I fear, and in turn what gives me anxiety, I sort of "faced my fears" on that one, and actually did not have panic attacks for a while after that.
Eating in public is still what gives me the worst anxiety, due to the fear of having stomach problems.
No.420356
Anonymous
Replies:>>420357
>>420355
Chest often burns, burp up bile sometimes.
No.420357
Anonymous
Replies:>>420362
>>420356
And the medicine helps? Sounds you got something more serious than just anxiety attacks.
Don't know what else to say but to experiment with changing your eating habits. I know that most of my stomach issues are caused by my bad eating habits (I have 1 or 2 meals a day, but then I gorge on it like a pig, and I do not eat much if any fruits).
No.420362
Anonymous
Replies:>>420364
>>420357
Yeah I've cut out various things that seem like they would exacerbate problems. Cut out anything else and I'll stop eating.
No.420364
Anonymous
>>420362
I don't just mean not eating certain things. Time your meals differently, or try eating different things you usually would not, see if it makes a difference.
No.420446
Anonymous
Replies:>>420447
So has the quarantine stuff been scaled back in most places now?
No.420447
Anonymous
>>420446
Yeah, stores are allowed to open and quarantine has been scaled down mostly everywhere. Over here you still require to wear face masks in stores, but in two weeks they'll remove that too.
No.420466
Anonymous
Replies:>>420468
What''s the deal with this LockdownFailed going around?
No.420468
Mister of the Twist
>>420466
Protestingburning buildings and breaking cars over the tragic death of 1 man is okay, because this will end racism.

But you cannot gather up in groups, that will give everyone the 'Rona, and everyone will die.
No.420559
Anonymous
Replies:>>420560
The streets are fucking PACKED around here now the past few days. Went out for food shopping and my throat feels bad, probably just psychosomatic or discomfort from another source than THE PLAGUE.
No.420560
Anonymous
Replies:>>420561
>>420559
packed with protesters or just general people?
No.420561
Anonymous
>>420560
Just general people, there's been no protesters around here. Now that the lockdown has been reduced everyone has decided its business as usual.
No.420586
Anonymous
Apparently 'Murrica has been hit by a massive surge of 'Rona?
No.420589
Anonymous
>>420586
What did you expect, they have been rioting in masses for the past month. Easy way for the virus to transfer like that. Even if they weren't, they are generally not adhering to quarantine rules either, unlike Europeans, so it would transfer faster regardless.
No.420590
Mstr Twstr
Replies:>>420591
>>420586
Not where I reside.
No.420591
Anonymous
>>420590
America is a big place.
Replies:>>420593
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Everyone is stupid in every nation.

Look at this shit, just because the suns out in the uk people are swarming the beaches.
No.420593
Anonymous
Replies:>>420594
>>420592
To be fair, the sun being out is perhaps a once-a-month event in the UK.
No.420594
Anonymous
Replies:>>420595
>>420593
Hardly, its been unfeasibly hot & bright for multiple days now where I live.
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>>420594
So you are saying the british are stupid? We know that.
No.420667
Anonymous
Replies:>>420741
So various places are under lockdown again huh?
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Ebola-chan can't compare
No.420721
Anonymous
Replies:>>420724
People are saying hoe Corona will kill as many people as the Spanish flu, but keep in mind that that happened when most of the world was war-torn, and the total populace of the world was significantly less. We'd need to hit a quarter billion in dead to get the same relative numbers.

And honestly? I hope we will reach that. The world is too overpopulated.
No.420724
Anonymous
>>420721
Are you prepared to sacrifice yourself for the noble cause of population control?
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>>420667
How fucked are things going to continue to be until this low-level virus stops fucking the Earth in the mouth?

People are stupid and keep jumping the gun on making things all clear.

Would anyone here actually go out to a bar or sit-in at a restaurant today?
No.420742
Anonymous
Replies:>>420743
>>420741
It's going to stay fucked until all the stupid people catch it, after that it will be limited in how much damage it can go.
So expect it to continue for quite a bit more. Until the end of the year minimum. Unless the virus mutates and re-infects, things will get crazier if that happens.

Also note that significantly more people already caught it, and healed up from it - on many people, it has the symptoms of a mild flu. I had two flus this winter, back to back, so I wouldn't be surprised if I already had gotten it way back then.

>Would anyone here actually go out to a bar or sit-in at a restaurant today?
I would not because I have agoraphobia.
No.420743
Anonymous
Replies:>>420744
>>420742
Isn't a problem with the Coronabullshit is that catching it doesn't actually make you immune, so you can heal up only to get it again?
No.420744
Anonymous
>>420743
No sickness will make you immune to it, they just force your body to produce antibodies to defeat the sickness, which is how you recover; after which your body still "remembers" the virus for a time, and upon detecting it, it will start producing antibodies before it can get severe enough. But this is not permanent immunity, it goes away with time, otherwise people wouldn't catch a mild flu every year. Vaccines work the same way, they contain weakened viruses that "trick" your immune system into producing antibodies. It's why you have to take some vaccines again and again, because they only last so long depending on the virus.

COVID is like a turbo flu. It's much deadlier, much faster acting, and your body has less time to work on passive antibodies (the early warning system of your body) because it is too busy producing active antibodies that combat the already raging illness. So you can get it again faster.

That's not the real problem though. The real problem is that it spreads so fast that it overloads our healthcare system (not enough intensive care units), and it may even leave permanent damage in your body. Our aging populace can make the entire effect much worse too.
No.420746
Anonymous
Replies:>>420754
Fuck Spain
No.420754
Anonymous
Replies:>>420755
>>420746
What happened? Or just in general?
No.420755
Anonymous
Replies:>>420757
>>420754
Their idiocy caused Covid-19 in the country to flourish again when everyone there basically decided it was business as usual.
No.420757
Anonymous
Replies:>>420758
>>420755
In that case you should say Fuck the USA foremost, but I guess that has been redundant since the past few decades.
No.420758
Anonymous
Replies:>>420759
>>420757
I already pointed out that America is retarded over the virus a few posts above it, with an image.
No.420759
Anonymous
>>420758
You can't have enough images of pointing out how retarded America is.
No.420769
Anonymous
Replies:>>420773
Live next to a shitty beach, slept in and had to go food shopping early afternoon, the streets were fucking THRONGED by careless idiots in a neverending crowd. Would have wished nothing more to gun them all down.
No.420773
Anonymous
Replies:>>420775
>>420769
Well, it IS summer, so it is inevitable that people want to enjoy that.
That and its 30-40C over here so I understand if people want to visit the beach.
No.420775
Anonymous
>>420773
No, fuck them, its causing the spiking in infections and damaging the entire country.
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No.420936
Anonymous
Replies:>>420937
>>420935
I don't even get how this is supposed to work. Is it saying that dying of covid-19 is a good thing? Also, why are the elderly not in the same line when covid-19 is more likely to kill the elderly?
No.420937
Anonymous
>>420936
My guess is that all the partying people who gather are catching it and dying. All part of the plan to make heaven more lively.
No.420939
Mstr Twstr
>>420935
Actually funny.
No.420976
Anonymous ## Mod
[political post moved to politics thread]
No.421240
Anonymous
Popped out to the shops to pick up a few needed items, thought it would be okay being that it is late at night, no. There were fucking crowds of retards out in the streets or standing infront of pubs. Notably there was this big group of people blasting music in a playground.

Someone walked up and stood right next to me when waiting to be served in the store, asked them to move back and they gave me shit and told me to fuck off.

Why are people so goddamn stupid.
No.421241
Anonymous
>>421240
People are just selfish and only give a shit about their own thing. I didn't consider the mask thing serious when they first became required either, and got some shit over it, but at last I understand that I deserved it.

don't worry though, those assholes will likely get covid and die - it's fucking natural selection at work. And as long as you wear a mask, the chances of you getting it is significantly lowered.
No.421242
Anonymous
>don't worry though, those assholes will likely get covid and die
I wish. Some of them will but not many, the death/hospitalization rate is low overall. Hopefully it's enough to meaningfully affect communities and shake them into understanding (like if two friends or relatives got it).
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>>421240
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COVID19 is FAKE. The virus is FAKE!

The very concept of germs/viruses has never been proven: https://www.healingnaturallybybee.com/you-cannot-catch-bugs-germs-bacteria-or-candidafungi/

COVID19 is fake and is being used to create a new world order, a one-world government: http://tapnewswire.com/2020/09/ultimate-proof-covid-19-was-planned-to-usher-in-the-new-world-order/
He knows too much.
No.421311
Mister Twister
Replies:>>421319
>>421309
I guess my life is also fake, and the people I know never existed.
No.421312
Anonymous
Replies:>>421319
>>421309
Is this sincere spam or are you just shitposting for a joke?
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>>421309
Probably option one.
When in doubt, look about. This kind of spam is noticeable when you browse multiple slow/comfy IBs.
No.421319
Anonymous ## Admin
>>421311
>>421312
>>421317
It was a spam thread but the pic was cute so I just moved it here instead of deleting.
No.421446
Anonymous
It seems like lockdown state will be lowered around here, restaurants and bars will open again etx.
This is actually the annoying part, where instead of remaining consistent the degree of response keeps moving up and down.
No.421491
Anonymous
Replies:>>421492
Is it possible to be woken up by it being too cold?

Was just woken up after a few hours feeling like something was wrong and it seems things having gotten so cold recently is the only factor as to why.

My arms which are the only parts really exposed are tingly like my body was cutting off the flow of blood to them to maintain core temperature.

Will need to start actually putting the heating on again.
No.421492
Anonymous
>>421491
>Is it possible to be woken up by it being too cold?
Indirectly but yes. The cold will lead to discomfort, so if you throw yourself at night you'll be more likely to wake up.

>My arms which are the only parts really exposed are tingly like my body was cutting off the flow of blood to them to maintain core temperature.
I think that's more likely to happen because you slept in a pose where pressure was put on a blood vassal, slowing down the blood flow. I usually sleep on my side and every once in a while, if I rest my head under my arm, it will completely cut the blood flow and I'll wake with a numb arm. It becomes heavy, I cannot move it, and when the blood circulation goes back it will hurt a lot, plus it also makes my heart beat like a jackhammer until it is done. I've been trying to avoid that if I can since I'm older now and I'm worried that my heart will only be able to take so much.
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>"It's ok"
>"You're just gonna feel a little prick"
>"It'll be over in no time"
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No.421648
Anonymous
Replies:>>421649
Hell, developed a pair of small patches of stretch marks on my lower belly. Must have really been putting on weight recently.
No.421649
Anonymous
>>421648
Do you look at computers and only see food?
No.421650
Anonymous
Replies:>>421653
>>421649
No, I look at computers and see videogames/porn.
Things have been kind of bad recently moving into the winter months and guess I've been comfort-eating to deal, thus the most likely cause. (These aren't my first, original ones developed in my younger years on my fat fucking thighs. This is just the first time I've seen them on my torso thus the shock)
No.421651
Anonymous
Replies:>>421653
>>421649
I can't imagine looking at computer and seeing food. I need to put myself on a fat diet.
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>>421650
>No, I look at computers and see videogames/porn.
Interesting.
Tell me about your mother.

>>421651
Can you Imagine being at computers?
No.421667
Anonymous
>>421653
I experience being at computers RIGHT NOW!
No.421749
Anonymous
I may have acid reflux issues.
This couldn't have come at a worse time, since we are in a crunch at work, and me failing right now could result in losing my job.
No.421750
Anonymous
Replies:>>421755
>>421749
Sympathies go out to you, was dealing with such things last year.
No.421755
Anonymous
Replies:>>422020
>>421750
I'm not even sure I have such problems, I just looked up the symptoms online. For the past week, no matter what I ate, I had a vomituous taste left in my throat, plus my stomach has been feeling weird lately (feels all swollen but empty). After eating, I always tended to cough up a lot of fluids but a few days ago the tea I drank came up spontaneously as well.

I need to see a doctor with it, problem is that due to the Covid crisis, I'm not even sure if that is even possible.
No.421758
Anonymous
Replies:>>421763
Think I irritated my lungs blowing a bunch of dust out of my machine the other day.

They're kind of uncomfortable since then and the cold is doing them no favors.
No.421763
Anonymous
Replies:>>421765
>>421758
>irritated

I read that as "irradiated".
No.421765
Anonymous
Replies:>>421896
>>421763
It could always be cancer I suppose.

Then would need to get radiotherapy thus making my lungs irradiated.
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>>404437
Here's a little webm to bring the H&F thread back to its original purpose.
No.421896
Anonymous
>>421765
Just take a trip to Chernobyl. You'll have a vacation AND cover the radiation therapy at the same time.
No.422020
Anonymous
Replies:>>422021
>>421749
>>421755
update. I now have diarrhoea, and with a minor increase in body temps. The docs straight up sent me to do a covid test....
No.422021
Anonymous
>>422020
Better safe than sorry.
No.422024
Anonymous
So, I should probably ask a better source at some point, but to toss it around here too: Last year, I had what seemed to be some serious allergies, so I got perscription allergy medicine. This January or Febuary, after we first heard of Covid but before the lockdowns, I had a day where I had a lot of trouble breathing all of a sudden.

Going outside seemed to help for some reason, but I my breathing didn't feel comfortable in the house long until after I took both allergy pills, and had to keep taking those for a while. Soon after that, I read that one of the ways Covid causes damage is by inducing a cytostorm, which to be seemed to fit a similar description to an allergic reaction.

Also, more recently, it seems like there's some research into using allergy medecine for covid along somewhat similar reasoning of it preventing inflammation.

But in general, what I'm asking is, should I tell people I know who have Covid to try using allergy medecine, be it over the coutner or whatever else they can get?
No.422025
Anonymous
>>422024
>cytostorm
Cytokine storm, I mean.
No.422026
Anonymous
>>422024
What sort of allergy medicine? There are many different allergies, and I have pollen allergy myself (hay fever is what the brits call it I think). The pills I take for those prevent me from having nonstop runny nose, which not only makes my days... livable, for one, it also allows me to sleep properly. But the best effect is that, since I don't have nonstop runny nose while sleeping, the junk does not pile up in my nasal area, from where it does not empty for weeks or months.

In fact I seem to be having that latter effect for the past month or two, despite allergy season being over. I may consider taking the hay fever pills during winter too. I suspect it's because I do not clean my place often enough, so the pollen gets stuck in the dust in my room, so it affects me even during winter.

On another note I also seem to have some breathing problem right now, which gets better when I move around or have a window open. I'm hoping it's just placebo with what the covid test I'll have to take. But it sure is odd that I have a bunch of minor, seemingly unrelated issues jumping up from seemingly nowhere. Plus I have no idea from where I could've gotten covid either, considering that I don't go around people to begin with, other than the stores where you have to wear masks.
No.422031
Anonymous
>>422026
Yeah, I was also thinking maybe I was just having some sort of panic response. Also having ongoing sinus issues past allergy season, especially draining as phlegm, but my sinuses are just like that a lot for who knows what reason anyway.
No.422032
Anonymous
>>422031
>Also having ongoing sinus issues past allergy season, especially draining as phlegm, but my sinuses are just like that a lot for who knows what reason anyway.

That's what I described too. Since I can't blow my nose when sleeping, the phlegm builds up and takes a while to drain. Actually it seems to build even when my nose isn't runny. Maybe it's just another issue that comes with age.

My breathing seems to have improved after eating a bit, I guess it was just the pizza I had earlier, the one I ordered tends to make me feel extremely dehydrated even when I'm not. That and sitting all day long probably did not help (and would also explain why I didn't have it when going out to the store or opening the window - what helped wasn't the clean air but just that I got off my ass.
No.422033
Anonymous
>>422026
>>422031
Oh right: And I took Allegra, Flonase, and saline spray, with Singulair when symptoms got extra bad.
No.422067
Anonymous
So apparently Covid has mutated in the UK and we now have DOUBLE-COVID?
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>>422067
Double COVID, you say?
No.422112
Anonymous
Replies:>>422284
What can I do to make Chamomile tea not taste like shit?

>>422067
>>422069
yeah, and the UK also got another new more virulent mutation, from South Africa this time.
No.422145
Anonymous
Had to nip outside to buy food, it was such a wonderful feeling to see the streets completely barren.
Compared to during the runup to Christmas when the streets were absolutely heaving.
No.422284
Mister Twister
>>422112
>What can I do to make Chamomile tea not taste like shit?
Get better taste, it taste like awesomeness.
No.422413
Anonymous
Replies:>>422485
hey
don't inject yourself with mushrooms

https://www.livescience.com/magic-mushroom-injection-case-report.html

unless you want to end up like a victim in a fucking horror movie
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>>422510
See now that actually makes me want to do some exercises. I used to love Mortal Kombat, if my parents told me to work out by practicing bicycle kicks, I probably would've done that regularly for years.
No.422821
Anonymous
>>422512
Presumably the problem is that they are "gimmicky bullshit" and you aren't actually getting a proper exercise out of them.
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Health and Fitness, is this achievable natty?
No.422951
Anonymous
Replies:>>422953
Scratched my ankle on the bed a couple of days ago and slapped a bandaid on it, took it off today and there was quite a bit of pus in the lining and the wound looks a little larger if anything. Might need to go pick up something at the store to give it a proper cleansing.
No.422953
Anonymous
>>422951
yeah, always disinfect your wounds first.
No.423065
Anonymous
Got my letter in the post saying "You are now being offered the vaccine" containing an appointment for the first dose.
Don't really wanna go.

Not as much out of any anti-vaccination sentiments so much as I really don't want to travel all the way to the city center and be around the masses.
No.423069
Anonymous
I'm having neck/head pains for a while now, and I can feel the tension in my neck when turn my head a lot. I can also make my neck "pop" every once in a while. It's probably time to visit the chiropractor, but I'm not sure if I can during the lockdown bullshit.

Also I'm have a slight dizzy spell right now, which I'm attributing to a combination of my attempt to normalize my sleep cycles this week, plus being very late with my dinner and also being tired and sleepy due to being awake for so long. I hope it's nothing serious and it will go away after I sleep it off.
No.423070
Mister Twister
>>423069
Do stretches and twists every day with no exceptions. That includes your entire body (especially shoulders). When you sit change positions constantly, and rotate your chair (if you don't have a rotating chair what are you doing with your life??) Neck "pops" are mostly due to a relative lack of smoothing fluid in your joints, some people are just like that. It will never fully go away.
No.423071
Mister Twister
Replies:>>423082
>>423069
Sorry for double reply. If you are not a strict materialist, I have an answer for your second concern. One of your chakras is malfunctioning/leaking. Find a way to fix that. Short term solution is taking short naps whenever possible. If you are a strict materialist this will sound like bullshit.
No.423082
Anonymous
>>423071
>One of your chakras is malfunctioning/leaking
>this will sound like bullshit
One of these statements is certainly true.
No.423319
Anonymous
I may have either an issue of the bladder or type 2 diabetes.
Probably don't and am just getting anxious over random temporary changes my body is going through, but would certainly love to be able to get a general checkup from the docs.
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>>414384
No.423383
Anonymous
>>423382
>30-40 years
>prime years

For a man, maybe. For a woman it's 16-25. 25-30 is acceptable, but after that, it gets riskier and riskier to get children.
No.423496
Anonymous
Generally cough so much more than I used to, not a serious or sustained bout of coughing by any means but its troublesome.

Wonder if I've had mild dose of the Coviddy at some point.
No.423600
Anonymous
Replies:>>423601
Trimming your pubic hair short.

Is it a plus or a negative when it comes to maintaining the health of your genital region.
(always remember hearing your pubes are supposed to be part of the natural system of hygiene somehow, like hair in your nose and ears?)
No.423601
Mstr Twstr
>>423600
It is a no-no subject, but the human body is actually imperfect. The hair in your nose catches a lot of junk to prevent it from getting into the lungs. Good. The pubic hair does fuck all, and when excessively long makes it harder to keep clean. Bad.
No.423603
Anonymous
They do make your smell stronger due to all the stuff that gets stuck in them, but humans don't rely on smell like that. They also protect the area a bit, but we have clothes for that. So whether you shave it or not is entirely down to personal preference, that is whether you enjoy the feeling or not.
And washing your genitals properly should be something you do either way.
No.423809
Anonymous
>>422067
Covid is basically the X-Men of pandemics. Reboots and spinoffs abound.
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Don't Stop Grinding
No.424104
Anonymous
Replies:>>424126
>>424101
Did that guy tattoo his fireplace on his arm?
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No.424126
Anonymous
>>424104
Its a tribal tattoo on top of other more classical tattoos.
No.424208
Anonymous
Replies:>>424211
My oldest friend is a fatfuck with various mental issues who doesn't give a shit about his health.
He refuses to drink water, eats too much sugar and doesn't actually seek help for his health problems. Even his the medical support chick despairs when she finds out how much stuff he doesn't bring up with her.

Like I try to get him to make basic positive changes to his life but would have to constantly browbeat him and physically force his ass to do the bare minimum.
And I can't take control of his life when I've got issues of my own issues that mean keeping healthy life habits is a full-time job of my own.

Basically this is just me venting that I can't believe the degree to which some people disregard their own health, even when they are constantly complaining about pain in their various body parts caused by their fatness and lack of exercise.
How the fuck can someone ignore chest pains while simply writing it off as anxiety or no-sell one of their teeth breaking while eating a candy bar.
No.424211
Anonymous
>>424208
Lost cause. Sometimes you have to just let Willy go.... and let it get it's sympathy points from someone else.
No.424257
Anonymous
Replies:>>424259
Got an itchy rash along the top of my stomach, presumably happened while I was sick and bed-ridden sweating away. Its not like its oozing and pus-ridden or anything and is basically just a line across the torso but it itches quite often and is annoying that it won't go away.

Not enough of a problem to warrant getting a doctors appointment about it and am worried it got this prevalent in the first place because I put some expired medical cream on it so don't want to just try slapping something else at random on the area.
No.424259
Mstr Twstr
>>424257
I would just clean myself and let the good old fresh air flow + time do the rest.

But then again, I am not a medical expert.
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Why are people so ready to slam themselves full of any random bullshit just to avoid the vaccine.
Especially when it comes to buying animal medicine (meant for animals much larger than a human) you are still giving money to the same general entity.
No.424362
Anonymous
Think I might be suffering dyshidrotic eczema, my left palm is covered in tiny bumps that itch
No.424432
Anonymous
>>424275
When they're slamming themselves full of random bullshit, it's generally too late to for the vaccine to help them, at least unless and until they survive their current infection, in which case the vaccine could help protect from another variant getting them later.

Though I would have thought that more of the desperate scrambling would at least center around something with a sense of cause and effect behind it that's at least somewhat more plausible sounding than horse dewormer. Like, why isn't there nearly as much attention given to using antihistamines in an attempt to stave off cytokine storm?
No.424434
Anonymous
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-58946082

Oh
>"Everyone over the age of 18 must now show - if asked - that they have had both doses of the vaccine before they are allowed entry to certain venues and events. These include:

>- Nightclubs and 'analogous venues'
>- Adult entertainment venues
>- Unseated indoor events with more than 500 people, even if some are seated
>- Unseated outdoor events with more than 4,000 people
>- Any event with more than 10,000 people in attendance"
So that's a thing now
No.424435
Anonymous
>>424434
>must now show - if asked - that they have had both doses of the vaccine

RIGHT MATE, I GOT INJECTED TWO TIMES, WANT TO SEE THE SCAR?
No.424437
Mister Twister
Replies:>>424560
>>424434
>Scotland
No.424809
Anonymous
>>424434
Eh need to get around to being vaccinated at some point.
Originally passed on it because the place they wanted me to go was across the entire city and wasn't going to get on public transport and be around everyone else.

Its not like I go out further than the nearby supermarket but still should stop putting it off.

>Adult entertainment venues
Imagine visiting a strip club or massage parlour during an epidemic
No.424824
Anonymous
The word 'diabetes' literally means "peeing too much". I just happened to learn this.
No.424942
Anonymous
Anyone looking forward to Six More Years of Covid?
No.424943
Anonymous
>>424942
We are already getting warnings of the incoming fifth wave. And that we need entirely new vaccines for the omicron variant.
No.424945
Mstr Twstr
>>424942
I see the future, and what do I see?
People goin' grazy over just the flu bro
No.424973
Anonymous
So I got my first covid vaccine shot. How long until I die?

The arm where I got it hurts a bit, it's like when I lift too much and I get muscle fever. Annoying. Hopefully I'll sleep it off and it'll be better by tomorrow.
No.424974
Mister Twister
>>424973
Well, you normally have reactions to all vaccines, to some degree, by design.

Also, LeL.
No.424975
Anonymous
>>424973
It varies, just don't have anything planned the day of or the following day and like you say get plenty of sleep.
No.425003
Anonymous
Don't you have to get multiple jabs for the Covid vaccine, then boosters on top of that?
Would be alot easier to deal with if it was just doable in one shot.
No.425007
Anonymous
>>425003
nearly all shots require a booster from what I remember. What's bullshit is that they are telling you to take third, fourth, fifth shots, and then the newest covid variant has different spike proteins, and since the existing vaccines targeted that, the shots don't protect against that one.

The people at the hospital were practically herded like animals too. No one even asked if you have any problems or issues, you just had to fill out a questionnaire, they popped the injection into you and off you go.
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I've got this strange black dot under the skin of a callus on my big toe that was damaged recently. Been there a couple of weeks.

Obviously have concerns and been reading up on all sorts of things, since it hardly looks like a regular little mole and any strange skin blemish makes the mind think OMG CANCER.
No.425036
Mister Twister
>>425035
Looks like a teeny tiny mole to me.

t. not an expert
No.425037
Anonymous
looks like a little pocket of blood under the skin. It should go away easily.
No.425078
Anonymous
Had a sore throat for a few days, mom says I have Covid, hope that not to be the case.
No.425109
Anonymous
has anyone here actually had a brush with covid-19?

my breathing feels a little restricted at times like when out walking to the shops and after.
could be ill or could be some other factor like stress maybe.
No.425114
Mister Twister
>>425109
Of course. I shrugged it off.
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>>425109
Yes; was just a cold, bro.
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Queen Elizabeth caught the illness.
No.425142
Anonymous
>>425141
Life imitates art.
No.425143
Anonymous
Elizabeth is a very old woman, such a thing will be rough on her.
I'm actually going to be sad the day she dies, literally the only member of the British royal family that is neat in any fashion and has been a constant for longer than pretty much anyone living in her country has been alive.

Perhaps when she passes on there can be built a great pyre on which to burn all her worthless relatives in memory of the last great Queen, none of them deserve the position in her stead.
No.425166
Anonymous
It turns out getting chilblains on your feet can be a symptom of (usually mild) covid.

Just found this out looking up what this big red spot on the tip of my big toe is supposed to be.
No.425273
Anonymous
Had a bout of some goddamn SPICY diarrhoea last night, felt like it was mostly acid. My asshole is still sore even now.
Could be a symptom of a larger illness since my stomach has been bothering me on an off a bitty for days now but damn yesterday was way worse.
No.425516
Anonymous
Replies:>>425965
>>404437
Is Keto just another stupid fad-diet?
No.425964
Anonymous
My roommates throat is fucked, he's always making this choking cough to try and clear his throat.
Its gotten worse and I've even been woken up hearing him from his room across the hall.
Can't fucking stand it, the piece of shit does so little to take care of his health, had to accompany him out to the shops so he'd go to the pharmacy and get at least some medicine to sooth his neck hole.

Dunno if its a bacterial thing because of his shocking oral hygiene, acid reflux from his poor diet and anxiety or maybe his lungs are also fucked and its to do with them too.
Want him to get it checked it out but beyond his laziness he's been stuck transferring between two doctors offices.
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>>425516
No.426011
Anonymous
Replies:>>426030
Hayfever sucks. And thats even with my taking tablets for it. We should do away with either summer or plantlife.
No.426030
Anonymous
Replies:>>426031
>>426011
Yeah, you have to try different pills for that. The type I took for a long time ended up becoming useless and I changed to another one a decade back, which has been working great.
No.426031
Anonymous
>>426030
You think eyedrops from the pharmacist would help? Be easier than getting a doctor's appointment (my current pills are a prescription) nowadays.
No.426252
Anonymous
Replies:>>426468
COVID's having a resurgence YET AGAIN apparently.

Coming back in a sporty new summer variant leading to an increase of infections in various countries.
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>>426252
Corona-Chan is the waifu who will never leave you.
No.426536
Anonymous
Replies:>>426591
Started walking slightly further each day to be healthier and seem to have developed a blister on the underside of the (Joint?)/(Hinge?) of one of my big toes. Somewhat annoying.
Anyone got any home tips for dealing with them if this becomes more of an issue?
No.426588
Anonymous
Tried to squeeze a spot on my upper underarm and realized its a swollen lymph node.

Stressing out and feel retarded over it.
No.426591
Meester Tweester
>>426536
For the time being, put some cotton or sponge or anything soft under your big toes. Big toes in humans are kind of retarded like that, the designer was selectively retarded. Hard bone joint in a spot you put your weight on.
No.426619
Anonymous
Was shocked awake an hour or more ago, my left arm numb and feeling bereft of blood, some chest pressure, was feeling horribly scared and a bit sick.
Think it was just a panic attack, stopped feeling so bad after enough time passed.

Have a really annoying itchy rash on left of torso between chest and stomach, don't think that has anything to with the rest of it unless its just yet another thing contributing to the stress I've been feeling that caused the attack. But might as well let it out while I'm venting.
No.427104
Anonymous
Replies:>>427303
My left wrist and pointer finger are kind of fucked, before that the finger next to my pinky on my right hand was similar. Dunno if this is meant to be minor carpal tunnel or what. Not like I can get it examined by the doctors with how fucked the medical services are nowadays.
This would actually be my first brush with it at 35 despite being a neet always on my computer machines.
No.427303
Anonymous
>>427104
Actually went to the doctor to have them examine my hand.
The fucking things were fine while I was there but a couple of days later they started hurting again. What the fuck.
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VIDEOGAMES NOT JUST CONTENT WITH DESTROYING YOUR CHILD MORALLY ARE NOW LITERALLY KILLING THEM!

ARE YOU DOING ENOUGH TO PROTECT YOUR CHILD FROM VIDEO GAMES?
No.427408
Anonymous
>>427401
These are real medical issues mind you, and it can be triggered not just from videogames but pretty much anything that can trigger rapid heartbeat.

It's not that dissimilar as epilepsy, which rapid lights can trigger - be it a campfire or lightning or a rave or playing Vectorman on a 50Hz Megadrive.
No.427549
Anonymous
Think my left inner ear is kind of fucked up at the moment.

Keep getting short bouts of light-headed dizzyness over the past couple of days. Its not like I'm falling over from it but its still distracting.
No.427828
Anonymous
Replies:>>427829
Wisdom Teeth are stupid. Got one that is slightly erupted at the moment pushing up a flap of skin and putting pressure on the gum but isn't going to push all the way through. Its not agony when I'm not taking painkillers but is a glaring neverending discomfort. Washing it in saltwater solutions to try and keep to uninfected.
I'm a grown man and this is the most real problem I've had with one, got another removed years ago as a preventative measure, not looking forward to having to travel to the dental hospital to get this one out.
No.427829
Anonymous
>>427828
I had one removed and it was weird as all hell for weeks until I got used to it. The worst thing was that, even though it was bad, it wasn't the reason why I have a pain in my teeth. It's one of the other teeth you use for chewing.
No.427928
Anonymous
How do you identify chilblains?
Think I've got a couple of mild ones on my big toe after coming in from a long walk, the streets are particularly cold and coated in frost tonight.
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Its important, I really need to get back into drinking water regularly. Just fell off at some point.

Kidney stones are a constant threat for all mankind amongst other probelms. Doesn't matter if not be having them, an ounce of prevention is worth a lifetime of not pissing shrapnel through your dick.
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Its like some retards are TRYING to hurt themselves.
No.428625
Anonymous
>>428624
no pain no gain, bro.
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/fit/gf, would you want one?
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>>428701
Half the sky, baby.
No.428726
Mister Twister
Replies:>>428728
>>428716
She will help rebuild the glorious Russian Empire.
No.428728
low effort hornyposting
>>428726
rebuild, repopulate, it's semantics
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>>428232
>HYDRATIONS
>IMPORTANT
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My goal is to be on the treadmill until I both (a). visibly sweat & (b). at least reach 300 calories burned (yeah, I know the calorie tracker is bunk but it's a nice measurement, nonetheless).

I can't claim that I've seen consistent weight loss yet (it's only been 8 days) but it was more than what I was doing before.
No.429245
Anonymous
>>429242
Its always good to be more active, and to be consistent about it.
No.429510
Anonymous
Ugh, my own schedule has been a mess recently. Haven't been doing my own regular walking.

How much minimum walking are you meant to do per day in general, something like 5 miles?
No.429627
Anonymous
Replies:>>429629
Are humans meant to run or are we biologically designed for just walking over long distances (which was the primary method advantage when it came to hunting prey, walk after faster creatures until they burned themselves out). Hear conflicting information over this.
No.429629
Anonymous
Replies:>>429630
>>429627
We are definitely designed for running. There's a reason why it is one of the best exercises you can get.
No.429630
Anonymous
Replies:>>429634
>>429629
Isn't swimming better than running? Less impact on the joints.
No.429634
Anonymous
>>429630
Swimming is much better not because of the impact on the joints but because it requires using more muscles in your body simultaneously.
No.430362
Anonymous
whenever something unpleasent appear on my body want to simply cut it out and disinfect the area

which in turn is a health issue just not a physical one
No.430512
Anonymous
Has anyone had Shingles before.