/baw/ - General Discussion

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WE’RE BACK, BABY

REGULAR POSTERS, REPORT FOR DUTY
No.417548
MESIAS
I'm not regular anymore, but eh.
No.417549
Anonymous
It lives!
Replies:>>417580
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I'll post this here for reasons.
Replies:>>417622
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>>417576
>lightsabers
No.417621
Anonymous
People need to get the word out, only knew it was back when someone replied to me in a thread on /co/
No.417622
Meister Tweister
>>417580
Ever did sabers in kung fu? You are trying to distract your opponent's eye. If you are successful, they won't see what sliced them.
No.417624
Anonymous
Replies:>>417627
>>417621
I agree, but how would you get the word out without it sounding like spamming?
No.417627
Anonymous
>>417621
I posted a couple of places but not many.
We should try again, because last time we put word out the site was extremely buggy. The recent fixes are great.
>>417624
Put it in appropriate places at appropriate times. This is a bit harder now that 4chan /aco/ and /trash/ exist, but is still useful for a few threads.
Maybe in threads that get over-modded on /co/? I don't visit any more but I know there will be some.
No.417629
Black Hand ## Developer
One thing to keep in mind with getting people around, is that our board software is still ancient by modern standards. Like, people won't even check the site since it looks like ass on phones. There's no thread watcher nor ajax updater.
A lot of this can be excused with the fact that we don't have that many posters for them to be needed, but people today expect content to be delivered to them as instant notifications on the phone, not sit in a thread pressing F5. I put in the RSS feeds for that reason - it's a workaround for notifications, sort of.

And people want a traditional imageboard layout too, not the current centered one. I'm trying to make one that is a combination of both, but it's taking a while since I'm not a designer.
No.417747
Venkman !kM/YMzVjpI
Serious question... why do you need to verify your Discord ID with a phone number in order to post in the p4c server now? Who thought of this?
No.417748
Meester Tweester
>>417747
One day we will know.
No.417752
Anonymous
Replies:>>417774
>>417747
Because we were getting crazy amounts of spam accounts so we had to increase the security level.
No.417774
User 9
Replies:>>417775
>>417752
After my account being deleted without explanation (I don't even know if it was joining too many servers and forgetting to check one that got up to bad stuff while I wasn't looking, or just my cat somehow pressing keys in a way that navigated to the account deletion page.) I wasn't sure if I should bother joining again, and this seems like reason enough not to bother. Refusing to give my phone nubmer to social media is why I'm not using Twitter either! Besides, isn't the whole point of using an invite-based system to let people vet each other before giving them an invite?
No.417775
Anonymous
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>>417774
>Besides, isn't the whole point of using an invite-based system to let people vet each other before giving them an invite?
Besides, it's not like spammers have a whole range of tools being made for them to circumvent automated checks. Why else do you think we don't bother with CAPTCHA here? $0.50 USD for 1000 human-performed CAPTCHA solves last time I checked.
No.417776
User 9
Replies:>>419410
>>417775
Well, it's not really an automated system if you're manually selective about where you hand out invites, though that makes it similarly inconvenient for actual users to join.
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Some kid drowned due to his head getting stuck between Dora the Explorers legs.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6330941/Nickelodeon-sued-childs-drowning-death-resort-swimming-pool.html

There's already fanart of it.
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plus4 isn't dead? News to me. To bad the announcement of "plus4 is shutting her doors" probably scared off most everybody.

>>417776
The phone verification thing was only for posting. It's not on any more. If you jump in here I can give you a link into the main (unofficial) plus4 discord.
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Oops. forgot link. https://discord.gg/3n4Fvq
No.419413
Anonymous
Replies:>>419414
>>419412
I think most of us who stayed behind are the ones who see issues with Discord.
No.419414
Anonymous
Replies:>>419415
>>419413
Why even go to discord when you have this site? What extra functionality does it have?
No.419415
Mister Twister
>>419414
None. The fear was, this place will go down for good and won't rise from the grave.
No.419518
User 9
>>419412
This invite is expired, could I have a fresh one?
Mostly I just want a place to put up time sensitive stuff like links to live streams, since there's so few people on the IRC for that.
No.419881
Anonymous
>>417621
People need to get the word out again about the revamp.

See if more old regulars will crawl out of the woodwork.

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