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>>406553
Those are some noice tats. The only tattoo I'd ever think of getting is a Mark of Making from Eberron. I honestly don't know where I'd put it. But thats kinda moot as I'm a huge wuss when it comes to pain.
>>406565
Fatty areas, like thighs and chests, don't hurt much at all. Kind of feels like getting a paper cut off that thin cardboard that like, cereal boxes are made of, but for a couple hours at a time. Wince-worthy, nothing serious. 3/10 maybe.
Bony areas, like say, wrists, or sternums, feel like you found an old heavily rusted hacksaw under your porch, looped the blade around a power sander, and are very gently grinding away at your skin. It's not that fun.
>>406574
That is a damn fine question.
That said as thread OP I'm way okay with this being the general fitness thread too, it is after all a kind of body modification.
>>406586
Sometimes when a thread on plus4chan falls off of page 0 it goes into a limbo between page 0 & 1. The only way I've found to rectify the situation is to bump different thread on page 1 and then once the ghost thread is pushed into existence in page 1, bump the desired thread. You're welcome.
>>406573
>like getting a paper cut off that thin cardboard
eeeeeeeeee yeah no. I fucking hate those kind of papercuts more than regular papercuts.
>Bony areas, like say, wrists, or sternums, feel like you found an old heavily rusted hacksaw under your porch, looped the blade around a power sander, and are very gently grinding away at your skin.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK
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