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No.398378
Guess The PlaceAnonymous
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Wanted to do this for a long time.

It goes like this: you post a photo of some part of the world, and others will try and guess the country. Nature is preferable, but cities are okay, I guess. If 5 posts get it wrong, someone else can post another photo.

Naturally, I'll go first. Hint: it's somewhere in Europe.
No.398381
Omegon
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>>398378
Looks like volcanic rock so I'll guess Ireland but I know I'm wrong. Thanks Google Reverse Image Search!
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Alpharius
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This might be a cool thread. I recommend people go outside and take pictures for hard modes.

And the hint for this one is: it's somewhere in North America
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Anonymous
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>>398381
>>398386
Ahem... 5 people haven't guessed yet.
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Alpharius
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>>398394
Fine. >>398378 is Sweden.
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Anonymous
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>>398396
Google Reverse Search is cheating, but that is correct.

>>398386
Virginia?
No.398407
Alpharius
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>>398404
Nope BUT I will give two hints: It is in the U.S.A.
And The state touches the ocean.
No.398409
Slowpoke
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>>398407
Maine.
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Mister Twister
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>>398407
Florida.
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Alpharius
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>>398410
Nope, but here is 3 more hints: This state wasn't colonized by the British.
If you can't see it, there are 3 large smokestacks and a large rock formation in that picture.
This states biggest agricultural export is milk.
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Mister Twister
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>>398423
Vermont?
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Anonymous
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>>398423
Oregon?
No.398441
Alpharius
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>>398433
>>398440
The answer is California.
The giant rock is Moro Rock. Named so by the Spainish settlers due to it reminding them of a turban, a hat Moors (the Muslims that use to inhabit southern Spain) wore.
No.398444
Mister Twister
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>>398441
Well, you see, you said the lead export is milk. I checked, and California exports more fruit than milk.

Post another photo, or let someone else do it.
No.398447
Alpharius
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>>398444
http://www.cdfa.ca.gov/statistics/
>Milk — $7.6 billion
That report is from 2013, so a more recent study might be more up to date.

Someone else do it.
No.399296
Anonymous
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http://www.cdfa.ca.gov/statistics/
>Human Sperm — $14 trillion

Wow Cali is worlds greatest cum exporter.
No.399306
Anonymous
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>>399296
By value, maybe. I'm sure I've got them beat by volume.
No.399307
Slowmobile
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>>399306
I laffed
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Mister Twister
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Okay, I wonder how many of you can get close without reverse image search.

If 5 people get it wrong, I tell you what it is, and someone else posts a photo.
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Mister Twister
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Fuck everything, reviving this bitch.
No.415028
Anonymous
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>>414959
Honestly, couldn't pick it. Central to Western Europe?
No.415032
Mister Twister
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>>415028
Getting very warm. Don't have to be town-specific, but a little more specific than that.
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Anonymous
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>>415032
I'll go out on a limb an pick Spain.
No.415036
Mister Twister
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>>415035
You have 3 more tries, and if wrong, you get to post your choice of location.
No.415039
Anonymous
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>>415036
Well I could just post anyway, but I'll try.

Portugal lol. I'm looking at that sticker with "salsa" on it
Italy
France. Doesn't look french, but "lait" on that awning makes it a possibility
No.415040
Mister Twister
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>>415039
Lulea, northern Sweden
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lule%C3%A5

Now post yours, and remember to change the filename!
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Anonymous
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>>415040
This will be an odd one:

Some may immediately recognise the place (or at least the country) based on the event happening. Otherwise, a keen eye may be able to narrow down the region from clues.
No.415053
Mister Twister
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>>415041
South America.

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Anonymous
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>>415053
Afraid not.

I'd suggest looking at the more well-lit buildings and trees.
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Mister Twister
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>>415055
Spain?
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Anonymous
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>>415059
Much warmer, but still a fair way away.

A daytime view will help, even if it's fuzzy.
No.415063
Mister Twister
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>>415060
Prague.

If wrong, someone else can post, since...... reasons.
No.415064
Anonymous
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>>415063
Closer, but not quite.

The town was Vrontados, on the Greek island Chios.

The event was Rouketopolemos, where two rival churches launch fireworks are each other every Easter and count who hit the other belfry the most.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rouketopolemos

A nice 2015 video
//youtube.com/watch?v=avsGgxCid1kyoutube thumb
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Anonymous
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This place was renamed last year.
No.422073
Mister Twister
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>>422068
That is either Australia or Saudi Arabia.
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Anonymous
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>>422073
Neither. In fact, neither region, but Saudi Arabia is the closest by far.

I picked it because it surprised me.
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Mister Twister
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>>422075
Don't tell me......... it's the capital of Kazakhstan.
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Anonymous
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>>422076
It is! Nur-Sultan (formerly Astana).
What gave it away?
No.422099
Mister Twister
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>>422096
I happen to know about the landmarks of many cities.
No.422318
Anonymous
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Where me be?
No.422319
Anonymous
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>>422318
Google says Oink Hog Roast on Victoria Street, Edinburgh.
No.422321
Mister Twister
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>>422319
I forgot to mention, but using reverse image search is cheating.
No.422331
Anonymous
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>>422321
You shouldn't really need to tell people that.
Reverse image searching on google literally takes all the fun/point out of the game.
No.423715
Anonymous
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>>422318
I was going to guess Britain, maybe England, because of the red on the right. Close, but not close enough.
No.424180
Anonymous
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Guess the place.

Will Twister guess it in one attempt?
No.424183
Mstr Twstr
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>>424180
No, I will NOT guess it in 1 attempt. Oslo.
No.424184
Anonymous
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>>424183
I feel it's one of those 'You know it or you'll never guess' ones, like Kazakhstan's capital. Not Oslo.
No.424187
Mstr Twstr
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>>424184
........ Somewhere in India.
No.424188
Anonymous
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>>424187
Nope, but I believe it's now two borders away. Both of them a risk to cross.
No.424194
Mstr Twstr
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>>424188
Goddammit, must be Thailand.
No.424196
Anonymous
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>>424194
It's Pyongyang, North Korea (DPRK). Flag is visible in the bottom right in this image.
No.424198
Mstr Twstr
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>>424196
So much for "2 borders away"... I was thinking of India still.
No.424199
Anonymous
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>>424198
India borders China borders Best Korea. So yeah, two borders.
No.424200
Mstr Twstr
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>>424199
Well, more embarrassing for me. Post another.
No.424209
Anonymous
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>>424200
This is a super tough one, I probably wouldn't be able to pick it.

Clue, which explained to me why it is so hard and might guide you on what to ignore:
>[redacted] is a private, planned city built near [redacted]. It is stylistically based on the Italian town Portofino, with a street and several buildings bearing the name of that town.
No.424210
Mstr Twstr
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>>424209
Colombia, eh?
No.424225
Anonymous
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Geographically far off, but the right mindset.
No.424226
Mstr Twstr
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>>424225
Portugal?
No.424227
Anonymous
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>>424226
Nope.
It's a country with far more people than either.
No.424261
Mstr Twstr
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>>424227
Don't tell me it's Malaysia.
No.424266
Anonymous
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>>424261
I won't, because it's in India.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavasa
It's a bit of a cheat Guess The Place as it's literally designed to look like another place.
No.424267
Mstr Twstr
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>>424266
My OP was 100% a cheat, so you did well.
No.424706
Mstr Twstr
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I shall revive the thread!
No.424723
Anonymous
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>>424706
Northern USA
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Mstr Twstr
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>>424723
Northern, yes. But not USA.
No.424727
Anonymous
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>>424724
My second guess would have been a Western Europe (France, Spain) but I shall instead say South Canada.
No.424728
Mstr Twstr
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>>424727
Stick with Europe.
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Anonymous
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>>424728
Italy.
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Mstr Twstr
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>>424743
To the north of that.
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Anonymous
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>>424747
Northern Italy
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Mstr Twstr
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>>424787
It's to the north of Italy. And it's definitely not Italy.
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Anonymous
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>>424788
That leaves either Austria or Germany, unless you mean further up north as in Scandinavia?
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Mstr Twstr
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>>424789
Your guess is very good.
No.424819
Anonymous
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Four images. Not easy, but I'm confident you'll get within a couple of borders.

All from the same general part of a country, just need to get the country
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Anonymous
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>>424819
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Mstr Twstr
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>>424819
Slovakia. Also no one guessed mine yet.
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Anonymous
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>>424823
Germany.
>Slovakia
No, around 4-5 borders away.
No.424833
Mstr Twstr
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>>424832
I misread
>flowers
as
>Alps
SOMEHOW.

To the north of Germany. And maybe Montenegro.
No.424835
Anonymous
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>>424819
>>424822
The flowers make me think of Bulgaria, but the houses make me think of South America.
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Anonymous
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>>424835
Bulgaria is the closer one by far, but still a few borders off. I get the feeling you and Twister may have correctly recognized the flowers, so you've hit close to the region.
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Anonymous
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This is probably not hard to guess, but I just wanted to share this picture because it is really fucking beautiful in several ways (the incredible scale of the building is really humbling, and the sun lighting up the city blocks in the background is a beauty of its own).
Man-made and natural beauty clashing in one single picture.
No.425530
Mstr Twstr
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>>425529
Don't tell me it's Chehia.

Yes, that is how I spelled it.
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Anonymous
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>>425530
oh no, think more glorious.
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Mstr Twstr
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>>425532
Did they actually make that thing in Moscow?
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Anonymous
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Props if you get the continent in 3 because I'm not that good.
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Mstr Twstr
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>>425856
The biggest of them all, Eurasia.
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Anonymous
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>>425858
Well it's technically not a continent, but yes.
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Mstr Twstr
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>>425862
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasia
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Anonymous
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>>425863
Looks like we're both right because of conflicting valid models. Well, 5 guesses in Eurasia.
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Anonymous
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Let's guess
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Mstr Twstr
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>>425894
Thailand.
South Korea.
India.
Arab Emirates.
Iran.
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Anonymous
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>>425986
Can be considered to share a border with Iran.
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Mstr Twstr
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>>426020
I ain't no expert, but I will go with name recognition and say Kuwait.
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Anonymous
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>>426021
Correct!
Kuwait City, Kuwait. Shares maritime borders with Iran.
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Anonymous
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Meester Tweester
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>>427122
Is that Canada or Alaska?
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Anonymous
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>>427124
neither
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Anonymous
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>>427122
It looks like when you look into an active volcano.
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Anonymous
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>>427651
Or possibly... Mordor?
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Meester Tweester
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>>427126
Some part of Russia then.
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1679717323.770899 - 0.009399 (0.000003s): kobak\current: finished setting up all HTML vars

1679717323.770900 - 0.009400 (0.000001s): start rendering html

1679717323.770961 - 0.009461 (0.000061s): loading thread

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1679717323.771002 - 0.009502 (0.000009s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "header_meta"

1679717323.771067 - 0.009567 (0.000065s): kobak\plugins: finished running 5 actions for hook "header_meta"

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1679717323.777105 - 0.015605 (0.000105s): kobak\plugins: finished running 8 actions for hook "footer_meta"

1679717323.777107 - 0.015607 (0.000002s): completed rendering most of the html

1679717323.777137 - 0.015637 (0.000030s): starting debug

1679717323.777526 - 0.016026 (0.000389s): starting debug_t


1679717323.77826400: end


SQL statistics:

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time taken: 0.00330806 SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = '1' AND p.`postid` = '398378' AND `parentid` = '0' AND `deleted` = '0' UNION ALL SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, null as total_posts, null as total_files, null as total_image, null as total_audio, null as total_video, null as total_swf, null as unique_ip, null as unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '1' AND `parentid` = '398378' AND `deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `parentid`,`postid` no error (prepared query)

actions:

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footer_meta actions: 8 start: 1679717323.77700400 end: 1679717323.77710300 took (total): 0.000099
header_meta actions: 5 start: 1679717323.77100400 end: 1679717323.77106400 took (total): 0.000060
setup_html actions: 4 start: 1679717323.77072300 end: 1679717323.77089300 took (total): 0.000170
validation actions: 1 start: 1679717323.76269600 end: 1679717323.77061000 took (total): 0.007914

Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss

rules in htaccess format:

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Current time:

2023-03-24 21:08:43