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The story of one of mankind's greatest heroes

>409425
Appalling crop. I hope you didn't make it.

>409469
I think that is a false comparison. Broad generalisations aside, by grouping the 'lifestyle' kind of furries in with the simple fetishists, he's turning the whole thing into apples and oranges. The converse would be grouping monstergirls with mythical otherkins and comparing them with people who mainly just fap to furry cartoons.

But yes, I don't see how anyone could confuse the two groups.

Worship only the purity of steel, let not such deviance creep into your iron soul

>409535
>[my] round form
Who would have guessed?

what the fuck is with the "jaaa"

I'm sorry screencap thread

>409556
I'm more impressed than disturbed.

>Please stop shoving stuff up your ass. Physicians are sick of removing it.
- 4chan

>409560
>4chan
lol edge

Showderp is a magical place.

>409740
That never happened. This one did, however.
//youtube.com/watch?v=YgwsFRkjl0o

Requesting Anons either being wise or analysing behaviour.

>409743
ah yes, /fit/ - the land of gym creepshots right up yoga pants.
its the girls that are mean.

>409742
From the tumbnail I thought that was the time an anon put BENGAY on his balls.

>409410
What the reference in the last post to a film projector?

>409748
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=projecting
>projecting: when you point out actions in someone else, that really are the things that YOU do

>409750
Wow, I should have gotten that one. He was projecting pretty hard from the start.

>409766
>nostril
but why?

RIP C.Martin Croker. You will be missed.

>409773
Nostrils and vaginas are pretty much the same, both filled with mucus

>409803
This one is a personal favourite
>tfw live in NSW

>409818
>I'll give you to the count of bang
perfect

>409837
Are people usually that serious in these games? No fun allowed.

>409909
Germans are great at building things.

>410162
Context? Did 4chan send some underaged manga artists some dickpics? Was there any particular reason? What was the manga?

For whatever reason, I recall a 14 year old girl who regularly drew lewds for /co/.

>410181
Do you know WataMote?

Goddammit, Tumblr.

…haven.

I haven't given a shit about HS in years but this image got a laugh outta me

>410233

Lesbian Vampire!Jubilee is best Jubilee. ❤

>410187
Sorry for late reply; had two yearly exams

Heard of them once or twice, no idea who/what they are. I tend to stick to western art.

>410187
>410255
Actually, I googled it and a friend's friend might have showed me part of an anime episode three years ago.

Nice premise for a manga/show though.

>410491
An old classic

(For the record: Netjester is a posting bot that “learns” from the posts of other people.)

>410669
Reminds me of "Mind-control Manlet" in /aco/.

>410741
Those tags tho

I recall a fanfic where one character brutally murders and eats their sibling, before fucking dying of a heart attack from high cholesterol.

>410754
>And then Filoni slaughters the interns.
Got me laughing

re: Oregon School Shooting, on 4chan's birthday.

I tried so hard, and got so far.

>410803
>Why is nu-Lara a revolutionary female character?
10/10

note: The Clyde is the name of a river (or something)

4chan is a crazy place

>411212
Yes it's a river, ya fuckin cunt

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Clyde

>411286
Next time screencap twice, highlighting the spoiler the second time.

>411303
This.

>411417
Ok, I've already seen a couple of older posts from the shoplifting communities on tumblr, but fucking hell what is with the content warning? Liftphobia? (also, they aren't even trying to get the term right, so it sounds even more stupid.)

Also, the whole shoplifting community there is full of delusional people, as if anyone here needs to be told that.

From /gif/

yeah, I know, right?

>411441
Classic.

>411489
←

(Jeez, the Nico loli poster on /g/ is on fire. What a faggot)

>411490
.............. okay.

>411491
reference to the old "Why do they call it an Xbox 360?"/"because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away" joke.

>411492
Why you put "loli" in your sentence? That is the source of confusion.

>411494
Outside of the context of that picture, there is one or more posters that are chucking a fit and posting loli on /g/ after desktop threads were getting deleted.

>411541
Is Killer7 that good?

>411547
Probably not that good, but it is Suda51 so maybe.

>411556
If it wasn't Dobson, I would have thought it was a joke.

>411556
Keep the politics in the politics thread.

>411583
That isn't politics related? No political party is referred to.

>411586
The Nazi party, clearly.

>411748
http://boards.plus4chan.net/baw/t393317.html#p411659

>411750

I love reply storms like that.

>411747
Got 14, with 4 maybes:
Is 564 Hercules?
Is 567 Sherlock?
Is 583 Fight Club?
Is 586 Space Odyssey?

>411752

Not sure, probably, yes, yes.

>411751
Ok

fresh from le rebbit

plz no ban!

>412044
I'd watch it.

>412063

It read it in their voices and had a good laugh. 10/10.

>anachronistic context: Prequel still hasn't updated since November 2015

>412063
I've never played that game, but I got the reference.

It's great when someone is able to emulate the voice of a character properly. Easier said than done.

>412065

"Subnormality" only had one update this year, so at least Kazerad is in good company there.

>412066
And to be fair, Kaz released merchandise this year. (arriving months later than he advertised, of course)

pic continued in next post

not 4chan

>412174
I WANTED TO SEE THAT SCREENCAP AGAIN

I THOUGHT I LOST IT FOREVER

My new phone can now take screenshots. Rejoice!

>412414

Fuckin' finally.

>412419
>"wheels" underlined
enjoy your adware, screencapbro

>412507
I remember that one.

This is /co/ enough.

>412529
Yeah I remember that one, emotions were felt

>412414
I remember that thread. That was some serious Skub level debate.

content from /a/ thread

>412805
Orc is actually a good guy.

couldn't find the original so I went through desuarchive to find it.

>412881
My one issue with military posts is all the acronyms.

I got MRE (meal - ready to eat) but the rest are over my head.

>412904
To be fair 'MRE' is the only acronym that's really important in regards to the story being told

>412940
That is true.

>412972
Absolutely shit taste.

>413190
I'm confused: how come the people I'm least intimidated by are the properly fucking insane ones? It should be the other way around.

>413534

Dafuq, Florida Man. This is horrible even for you.

>413546
Its the Rules of Nature, he had to assert his dominance after the attempt on his life.

>411751
Well then here you go, freshly baked

>413631

[Aku-esque laugh]

>413631
pwnt

>413547
ok, I liked the original one ("muh racism" in a non-MS-paint comic??) but the /pol/ version is fucking gold.

>413756
https://archived.moe/int/thread/16216249/ for the full thread.

>413767
Literally the first time I've laughed at a "put me in the screencap" post.

Also why the hell is that so well made? I'm scared.

>413798
>go to america
>commit crime
>get shot
Deserved it.

>413800
That is a completely different scenario.

Unless attending classes is a crime in America.

>413809
Much better than the /r9k/ oatposters.

>413899
Oh right, he was talking about age.

Took me way too long.

He even stopped updating the "Edit:" excuses since Christmas.

>414098
Was he ever in Vietnam?

>414113
I thought it was going to be that post calculating that Anon's GF has had 10.42 miles of dick in her.

>note: the '364' is just a typo

>414136
I remember this picture.

>#niCUCKelodeon
every time

>414124
distorted zoomed comments are a potent device when used properly, but this is bloody horrible screencapping.

>414175

wank tanks

>414175
as expected of /k/

I much enjoy screencaps of these lists of disturbing nicknames

>414198
Didn't even need to click it.

floor tiles

>414192
Not quite the same, but /aco/'s own Mind Control Manlet gets a fair share of nicknames. I'd find a better, longer post but I'm in a hurry.

I think they have the whole alphabet done by now.

(Context: posts his own comics of an X-Men self-insert who performs mind control and breast+ass expansion while berating his female victim. Reeks of insecurity)

>414201
You really should click it then

//youtube.com/watch?v=a8CQDP13px4

>414203
Why? I have already read it twice.

>414203
>414229
Ah, I realise what you meant now.

I knew it was the Ohio guy even though I said roof tiles. I was saying it as a related topic but drunk me wasnt clear about it.

My bad.

>414241
fug, floor tiles. Not roof tiles.

>414235
Reminded me of:

>414241
>414242
I'm sure SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE has a fetish for roof tiles

>414244
I saw a billboard on tumblr advertising for some roofing company talking about hot shingles in your area wanting to get nailed, if that counts.

>414360
>he beat cancer
Various gods be praised!

>414380
So long as he never, ever draws my favourite characters, he can do whatever he likes.

Is he improving?

>414415
How karmic.

GAS THE MOON RACE

SPACE WAR NOW

>414440
>2
[citation needed]

Wu is a known fuckwit, but I'm still impressed. There are international treaties against weaponising outside of Earth's atmosphere. Also, who the fuck will the bomb from the moon? Nukes are more than enough.

>414444
Oh hey czech'em

You will possibly find this hard to read through

>414449
(only a few paragraphs in)
I'm always fascinated by these EMT stories. FPH was full of them. One lady fuzed with her couch. I need to find it after exams.

>414473

…I honestly cannot say which is worse: that he is right, or that I agree with something he said.

>414473
>414474
You two should meet and kiss.

>414478

I would rather piss on an electric fence.

>414474
>414479
Dobson & Stone, sitting in a tree,
K - I - S - S - I - N - G!

>414498
This is so good on multiple levels.

>414497
huh, surprisingly arousing.

would you fuck a buck?

>414473
I'm just wondering if sea level rise from climate change will be enough to get Trump Tower destroyed in a flood.

>414504
Not before Mar-A-Lago, I think.

Fandom specific, but whatever.

>414537
LOL

>414545
This is some Baucis and Philemon shit right here.

I don't have a worthy reaction pic to describe my reaction. There might actually be a Lord Anon Anononington at my uni.

Hardee's cant handle the bantz

>414569
Wendy's has the best PR crew out. Good to see they haven't lost their touch.

>414573
Um, Arby's!?!?

>414573
Actually I've heard the person responsible for the banter tweets no longer works for them.

A shame.

denny's doesn't rely on banter, it instead runs on insidious madness

>414601
FPH has some wonderful stories beyond the pervasive sludge and reposting. Some interesting medical discussion too. Its a shame the FPS half is less common.

There were one or two seriously inspiring stories about "fatbro"s. I dont have time right now to find them but you will get them if you dare to ask FPH threads.

>414602
Forgot to mention the point of my post: some of the best stories are of childish innocence. Try to ask for those.

>414672
>powerhandprivilege
This has to be a joke.

>414676
So here's​ how it goes: 4chan Nazis decided to "trick" the media into calling it a symbol of white supremacy by... using it as a symbol of white supremacy.

>414676
We are living in the dumb times.

>414681
essentially yes

How long does one thread bump for?

>414694
pic

>414695
I think it got raised to 400 posts on /baw/. It check out with the posts on later pages.

I can't say for sure on other boards but you could check by looking at common threads on /pco/.

>414697

AFAIK, it is 400 posts on /baw/ and 300 on all other boards.

Requesting image (in an older thread I think) where namefag tiedup their subby gf's arms, hands and feet and told her to make breakfast.

>414732
This isn't the WTF thread.

>414734
Well if anything it should have been posted on /pco/ in a request for someone to make a comic out of it.

Its right up their bailiwick.

Master Shake strikes again

>414753

I do not know whether to consider it sad or hilarious when I can say “this is not even the worst Shakepost that I have ever seen”.

>414753
The thing I love about shakeposting is he tends to be right.

>414755
>The thing I love about shakeposting is he tends to be right.
You can say that again!

>414756

Welp, there is the BEST Shakepost that I have ever seen.

>414761
I can't tell if witty satire or shitty SJWing.

Leaning toward the second.

>414777
There's actually an unfortunate amount of deaf people who claim not being able to hear is their 'culture' and trying to treat children of this disability is an attack upon them, disgusting to the extreme.

So it hardly surprises me if otherwise perfectly-hearing Social Justice Warriors piggyback off of them.

>414778
There's more to deaf culture than just being deaf, though given that many people who identify with deaf culture actually have deaf parents rather than being deaf themselves, it seems odd that the prospect of people being no longer born into a position where their ability to communicate with those outside the deaf community is hampered is actually seen as a threat. If their culture has such good values, then people should be able to keep it alive on those merits.

>414790
There is definitely a culture among the deaf (they even have their own languages), but I think it is definitely unethical to deprive a child of a fundamental human sense that they can now be given.

>414753
Ok seriously what the fuck; I'm currently doing a psychology assignment about Milgram's obedience experiments and Eichmann's "banality of evil" description of his obedience and that post is just a spot on example of it.

>414803
That pic is how I feel looking at a lot of fashion in real life. Like sewed up pockets. Fucking why.

>414871
I heard about an Anon buying the totem, but I never saw the thread.

>414875
>/k/
Are you sure?

Does the new PPG series have a single redeeming feature?

>414903

No. No, it does not.