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No.392169
Mister Twister
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The WAT thread.

No links, images only plz.
No.392175
Mister Twister
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No.395081
Mister Twister
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Long overdue.
No.395083
Alpharius
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>>395081
Okay, that is really absurd.
No.395171
Anonymous
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No.395334
Alpharius
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I was digging through the bowels of my computer and found this gem. Enjoy~
No.395407
Alpharius
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Are youtubes allowed 'cause, yeah, I don't even.
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No.395439
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
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No.395479
Anonymous
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>>395407
I loved Banjo Gyro the first time I saw it, it gets weirder because I was not able to find who made it.
No.395564
Anonymous
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>>395479
oh CWC
No.396427
Anonymous
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No.396431
Anonymous
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>>396427
>that 3D animation of Shadow and Shrek
Weirdest successful pairing ever.
No.396589
Anonymous
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No.396640
Anonymous
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No.396663
Mister Twister
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>>396640
I believe I specifically asked for no links.
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Anonymous
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No.396738
Nøpe
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>>396663
Oh, it's embedded. No need to fuss.
No.396783
Anonymous
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No.396789
Mister Twister
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>>396783
>Silent Hill HD Collection.jpg
No.396795
Anonymous
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No.396998
Alpharius
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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No.397294
Alpharius
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No.397333
Anonymous
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No.397362
Anonymous
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Australia.
No.397468
Alpharius
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No.397708
Eating
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I found my old folder.
No.397724
Alpharius
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>>397708
Reminds me of this.
No.398253
Anonymous
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No.398265
Omegon
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Anonymous
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>>398265
I keep seeing the thumbnail and thinking it's the screenshot of some FPS, based on the position of the hand being positioned like I'd expect a "fist" weapon to get drawn. So I played around and made it into this
No.398443
Anonymous
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>>398442
Actually, I did a worse job of that than I remember. Too much contrast with the highlights, for one thing.
No.399345
Mister Twister
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Might as well revive it.
No.399346
Mister Twister
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No.399358
Anonymous
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>>399345
Hot air rises, nothing odd about that.
No.399512
Mister Twister
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No.399520
Snes !v68zTeBMI.
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No.399671
Alpharius
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No.399935
Alpharius
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No.399936
Anonymous
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>>399935
I know this is the WAT thread, but:
what. the. fuck.
No.399938
Mister Twister
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>>399935
It warms my heart to know I will never become crazy enough to create something like that.
No.399970
Anonymous
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>>399935
Someone please explain what the fuck this is, and whether it's real or not.
No.401204
Alpharius
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>>392169
Sorry twist, your images only rule is not good.
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No.401207
Mister Twister
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>>401204
You can make you own thread, about WAT videos.

Making new threads is not a crime.
No.401291
Anonymous
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The OP image looks looks like a disgusted moot from a universe without anime.
No.401307
Anonymous
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>>401291
I can see it
No.401459
Mister Twister
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No.401596
Alpharius
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Anonymous
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From 4chan with Love
No.401616
Anonymous
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holy shit what happened to the thumbnail
No.402182
Alpharius
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No.402189
Anonymous
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>>402182
Is it actually not available in NA any more?

I watched it on Youtube originally but that guy's stop motion work constantly got stolen and reuploaded by people so he stopped posting stuff. It wouldn't surprise me if he just made it Japan-only.
No.402193
Alpharius on the move
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>>402189

//youtube.com/watch?v=POmIkMdWmjkyoutube thumb

This link at least doesn't work.
No.402236
Mister Twister
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No.402277
Alpharius
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No.402439
Anonymous
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Found this. Still haven't seen the movie.
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No.402440
Anonymous
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>>402439
Oh jeez I just experienced semantic satiation.
No.402481
Mister Twister
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Mister Twister
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One trip to English Russia later...
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Mister Twister
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Mister Twister
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Mister Twister
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Mister Twister
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Mister Twister
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Mister Twister
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Mister Twister
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Mister Twister
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Mister Twister
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Mister Twister
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Tora Dora !n0CyHpL66I
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No.402729
Mister Twister
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He and Unikitty should form a club.
No.403105
Mister Twister
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No.403106
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
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>>403105

Literally the perfect meme.
No.403183
Mister Twister
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>406037
>shh dont talk, just eat the whole bowl
cracking up over here
No.406415
Anonymous
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>>406037
No.406538
Mister Twister
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Anonymous
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Dumping a trio of PeanutsMinusSnoopy's (based on garfieldminusgarfield.net)
No.406857
Anonymous
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>>406856
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Anonymous
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>>406857
No.406861
Mister Twister
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>>406856
>>406857
>>406858
Oh yes.
No.406885
Anonymous
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>>406857
>>406858
How did people ever find this funny?
No.406887
Mister Twister
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>>406885
How do people find anything funny?
No.406898
Anonymous
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>>406885
(I assume you realise where Snoopy originally was)
>How did people ever find >>406857 funny?
I think it was more to do with being a reunion finish to a story-based tangent.

>How did people ever find >>406858 funny?
The basis of western cartoons is "funny animals doing funny things"

Unless you were asking how editing out makes it funny, in which it's essentially an anti-joke or non-sequitor style of humour.
No.406982
Mister Twister
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No.406985
Anonymous
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>>406982
to keep with the thread theme
No.407037
Anonymous
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before all the greentexts and memes
from //youtube.com/watch?v=57V8BZ2-doIyoutube thumb
No.407039
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>407039
No.407102
Anonymous
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>>407054
This is meant to be a joke right
No.407103
Mister Twister
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>>407102
The proper filename is actually "kickstarter goals".
No.407107
Alpharius
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>>407102
It's an old SNL skit.
https://vimeo.com/90127834
No.407159
Mister Twister
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Mister Twister
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No.407244
Anonymous
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>>407211
Someone needs to take a photo of a girl in a short skirt walking by and all those fish looking back at her.
No.407354
Alpharius on the move
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Anonymous
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Alpharius why did you have to post that oldass image, it legit makes me heave mentally.
No.407358
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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No.407368
Alpharius
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>>407357
Because this is the WAT thread. That, and I stumbled upon it again recently.
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1680267740.494324 - 0.001236 (0.000002s): kobak\db: Attempting to connect to database

1680267740.494901 - 0.001813 (0.000577s): kobak\db: Successfully connected to database

1680267740.494909 - 0.001821 (0.000008s): kobak\db: finished setup

1680267740.495529 - 0.002441 (0.000620s): KOBAK BBS: loading board specific plugins

1680267740.495854 - 0.002766 (0.000325s): KOBAK BBS: finished loading board specific plugins

1680267740.495932 - 0.002844 (0.000078s): KOBAK BBS: validating thread

1680267740.495942 - 0.002854 (0.000010s): kobak\thread: query: start

1680267740.495949 - 0.002861 (0.000007s): kobak\thread: query: thread mode set, calling posts query.

1680267740.495984 - 0.002896 (0.000035s): kobak\post: query: querying posts

1680267740.501234 - 0.008146 (0.005250s): kobak\post: query: constructing new post objects

1680267740.502965 - 0.009877 (0.001731s): kobak\post: query: starting lookups for thread locked statuses

1680267740.502997 - 0.009909 (0.000032s): kobak\post: query: setting up references/backlinks

1680267740.503066 - 0.009978 (0.000069s): kobak\post: get_posts: applying quote backlinks to posts

1680267740.503249 - 0.010161 (0.000183s): kobak\post: query: finished.

1680267740.503253 - 0.010165 (0.000004s): kobak\thread: query: posts queried, setting up thread object.

1680267740.503266 - 0.010178 (0.000013s): kobak\thread: query: finished.

1680267740.503295 - 0.010207 (0.000029s): kobak\plugins: finished running 1 actions for hook "validation"

1680267740.503334 - 0.010246 (0.000039s): kobak\current: Template file found

1680267740.503336 - 0.010248 (0.000002s): kobak\current: setting up HTML vars

1680267740.503340 - 0.010252 (0.000004s): kobak\html: setting up new instance

1680267740.503356 - 0.010268 (0.000016s): kobak\html: finished setup

1680267740.503359 - 0.010271 (0.000003s): kobak\current: setting up per-page HTML vars

1680267740.503365 - 0.010277 (0.000006s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "setup_html"

1680267740.503444 - 0.010356 (0.000079s): kobak\plugins: finished running 4 actions for hook "setup_html"

1680267740.503446 - 0.010358 (0.000002s): kobak\current: finished setting up all HTML vars

1680267740.503448 - 0.010360 (0.000002s): start rendering html

1680267740.503501 - 0.010413 (0.000053s): loading thread

1680267740.503534 - 0.010446 (0.000033s): called header.php

1680267740.503541 - 0.010453 (0.000007s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "header_meta"

1680267740.503609 - 0.010521 (0.000068s): kobak\plugins: finished running 5 actions for hook "header_meta"

1680267740.503693 - 0.010605 (0.000084s): kobak\cache: loading cache file: kobak_banners

1680267740.503699 - 0.010611 (0.000006s): kobak\cache: checking cache file: kobak_banners

1680267740.503943 - 0.010855 (0.000244s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "after_postmessage"

1680267740.503955 - 0.010867 (0.000012s): kobak\plugins: finished running 1 actions for hook "after_postmessage"

1680267740.503971 - 0.010883 (0.000016s): rendering thread 392169

1680267740.503976 - 0.010888 (0.000005s): rendering reply 392169

1680267740.504035 - 0.010947 (0.000059s): kobak\kmedia: setting up new instance

1680267740.504039 - 0.010951 (0.000004s): kobak\kmedia: finished setup

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1680267740.509576 - 0.016488 (0.000100s): called footer.php

1680267740.509934 - 0.016846 (0.000358s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "footer_meta"

1680267740.510032 - 0.016944 (0.000098s): kobak\plugins: finished running 9 actions for hook "footer_meta"

1680267740.510034 - 0.016946 (0.000002s): completed rendering most of the html

1680267740.510066 - 0.016978 (0.000032s): starting debug

1680267740.510467 - 0.017379 (0.000401s): starting debug_t


1680267740.51118300: end


SQL statistics:

time taken: 0.00059605 SELECT *, ( SELECT GROUP_CONCAT(DISTINCT `kobaboardban`.`boardid` ORDER BY `kobaboardban`.`boardid` SEPARATOR ',') FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `banid` = `id` GROUP BY `banid` ) AS `active_boards` FROM `kobaban` WHERE ( (`iplong1` = '03eefa49') OR (`iplong1` <= '03eefa49' AND '03eefa49' <= `iplong2`) ) AND `type` IN(-1,0,1,2,3) AND (`id` IN ( SELECT `banid` FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `boardid` IN(1) ) OR `global` = 1) ORDER BY `type`,`expiration` DESC no rows found or affected (prepared query)
time taken: 0.00520396 SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = '1' AND p.`postid` = '392169' AND `parentid` = '0' AND `deleted` = '0' UNION ALL SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, null as total_posts, null as total_files, null as total_image, null as total_audio, null as total_video, null as total_swf, null as unique_ip, null as unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '1' AND `parentid` = '392169' AND `deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `parentid`,`postid` no error (prepared query)

actions:

after_postmessage actions: 1 start: 1680267740.50394500 end: 1680267740.50395200 took (total): 0.000007
before_validation actions: 1 start: 1680267740.49421900 end: 1680267740.49423000 took (total): 0.000011
footer_meta actions: 9 start: 1680267740.50993700 end: 1680267740.51002800 took (total): 0.000091
header_meta actions: 5 start: 1680267740.50354300 end: 1680267740.50360700 took (total): 0.000064
setup_html actions: 4 start: 1680267740.50336800 end: 1680267740.50344000 took (total): 0.000072
validation actions: 1 start: 1680267740.49426900 end: 1680267740.50329100 took (total): 0.009022

Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss

rules in htaccess format:

RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$ $1/ [R=302,L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$ $1/ [R=302,L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$ /$1/thumbs/$2s.png [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)/(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=index&board=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=index&board=$1&pagenumber=$2 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=catalog&board=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=thread&board=$1&thread=$2&ext=$3 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$1&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$1&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_posts\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_threads\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss [L,QSA]

Current time:

2023-03-31 06:02:20