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SPEAK YOUR MIND: I Lied or 2016+1 edition

Please remember to keep politics in the politics thread. Thank you.

old thread >>407369
Cheers Alpharius.

Trying to figure out how to re-organise my room now that exams are over.
After lurking on reddit for almost 5 years now, I still don't like it.
I like it, but there are things that still bug me. I almost never browse the bigger subreddits anymore. Too shitty.

My current issue is that /r/montageparodies has stopped being about montage parodies and is now filled with LazyTown and Nutshack videos. The active community has shifted so much that actual montage parodies are more likely to get downvoted.
/r/nosleep is the only sub i frequent with any sort of regulatory.
/x/ was my homeboard 8 years ago, i-it's almost kind of alike.
Disregard this, it's only for comments on your own videos.
Chris(tine) Chandler is making more patreon money than many of the artists I know.
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I think one of my favourite fans just got high before watching one of my youtube videos. This is great.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Why am I even still alive.
Venkman !kM/YMzVjpI
Cuz you still gotta sell me that Bayonetta gun.
Did you go outside?
Admirable dedication, honestly.
Venkman !kM/YMzVjpI
When I want something, it's almost always on my mind until I get it.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

I still have it, but I also still lack the means to get it to you. Alas, such is life.
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Didn't fit in any other thread, since WAT thread doesn't enjoy youtube.

//youtube.com/watch?v=j5CBhPDQDr4youtube thumb

From /v/ the Musical IV, but more of a video than a song. Very impressive editing.
why do trailers and ads usually suck much much more than the show they are advertising? They seem to miss the point of everything in an attempt to make the show look cool and dramatic, when that's not what the show is trying to do.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

A trailer has a couple of minutes (at best!) to get across pretty much everything about what it’s advertising to the potential viewing audience. Such a trailer can work for a film because a film is (typically) a standalone story where the premise and such can be summed up in two minutes. A TV show often runs for longer than a film does, though — and it can evolve not just over the seasons, but even during a season — so trying to advertise a TV show through a trailer can result in some…disconnect between the trailer and the end product.
A saw a video talk about "new fire" and figured this would be appropriate.
Mister Twister
Why would anyone say "No, really,....." and expect to be taken seriously?
>work one day in temp job ($17 / hour)
>earned more than my YouTube channel earned in the past 4 months
No surprise there.
Mister Twister
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Yahoo News is pure undiluted garbage.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

>Yahoo is pure garbage.

Fixed that for you.
http://crossfade.io/#!/d1i113f6xc Crossfade can be a bit weird with timing, but I think it's robot meme time.
same poster
Their email service is still good.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

If you still trust Yahoo after that most recent security breach, you get the service you deserve.
Some hackers crashed the ticket office for Rogue One.

Assholes literally killed star wars.
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Nermal is a guy?

I always assumed Nermal was a girl.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
I’ll see you all again in hell! …better known as 2017. May the remainder of your year go well, plus4.
>May the remainder of your year go well, plus4.
And same for you, Stone.
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>tfw your cats are literally Garfield & Nermal
Mister Twister
>the year Samurai Jack returns
>Kricfalusi lamented that he knew he was born too late since childhood. "I was a curmudgeon from age 11," he said.
This guy was born in the 50's

He thinks he was born too late.
So I try to remember things by turning them into a song, but now the problem is that Do The Fucking Laundry And Prepare The Dough turned out to be such a banger that I can't get it out of my head even after I already accomplished aforementioned tasks.
>cat jumps onto new computer tower
>lands on power button, turns computer off
damn cat
>computer tower
>with its power button on the top
This seems, to me, like a bad design choice, not only for ignoring the possibility of cats but also for probably encouraging people to put their comptuer case on the floor, where more dust will build up in it faster.
Exactly. I have mine on the carpet floor (I know, I know) stacked on top of a couple of thick books.
Fight Club is a great film.

I'm glad I finally decided to watch it.
Mister Twister
Pondered on YT if a certain old game is worth playing.

Got a reply saying yes, cause "it's nostalgic as fuck".
I hope you had a good Christmas everyone.
Merry Christmas, and Hail Satan!
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Bad news: My tower PC is freezing up not long after Windows starts up in full, so I might have a hardware failure on my hands.

Good news: I have most of my data backed up -– and I have a new laptop to work from.
Got a nice smirk out of me.
I was starting to watch a retrospective of this year only to quickly switch it off and turn on the Shantae OST. I had a grand ol' time.
Mister Twister
I follow way too many people on art-type sites, yet cannot afford to un-follow any of them.

It does not get any more first world problems than this.
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Occasionally Cartoon Brew commenters hit the bulls-eye.
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But Americans suck at recycling stories.
>yfw his dying wish was to see the other ghostbusters crew
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So it has been a month and some more since I decided to quit my fetish
Looking for porn and avoiding my fetish on /aco/ has been such a difficult task. I been fapping to stuff I had lying around I haven't erased or stuff from other fetish I have and I had to start using 4chanX's catalog to avoid threads on /aco/ and I fucking hate how that catalog works
Hopefully I can last a couple of years like this
>Looking for porn and avoiding my fetish
I don't recall you sharing your fetish, but if it's well contained in it's own advertised threads, then you can probably use filters to remove threads about it.
That is what I'm doing
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People from tropical countries will not understand this reference.
The Sneaky Tiki
People from tropical countries prefer not understanding this reference.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

And as a filthy American Southerner, I do not even care about the reference.

Happy 2017, you gotdamned freaks. ❤
The Sneaky Tiki
Oh ya, I forgot, it's already been like, 14 hours since that happened here.
Yeah, this.

Do you lot watch the Sydney fireworks?
It's hard to watch a channel that has a upside-down broadcast.
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Nope. Are they worth it?
Just use a lens to invert the image. That's what we do when we buy DVDs from overseas.

As an Sydneysider, I think so. Much better than all the other countries I saw (and that's not me being snotty). I didn't see London though, I've heard they're usually good.
Also, 17:10 has the infamous waterfall fireworks, which are traditional on Sydney Harbour Bridge.
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Whatever happened to the legendary Kool Kitteh?
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Is he alive and well?
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Dentist appointment today. I have been in dire need of this for a long while. (Do not ignore your dental hygiene, boys and girls.) 😓
>Do not ignore your dental hygiene

Too late for me. This past year, I've started flossing and being a good boy, but I used to drink orange juice every day, never drink water and not brush for weeks. I'm lucky my teeth are still as good as they are (noticeable yellow discolouration, slightly transparent I think).
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

You are indeed lucky. All my top teeth are all but gone thanks to soda and a lack of brushing. My bottom back teeth are in poor shape, too.
Mister Twister
Remember, if you just cannot be arsed to do some boring time-consuming mundane task (in the real meat world or online), try and find a way to do it quicker and easier. There just might be a way.

Working smarter >>>>>>>>> working harder.
Slowmobile Accepts All Challengers
You guys remember Candlejack?
That wily son of a gun sure did love him some underaged boys.
Please change that name outside of politics thread.
Mister Twister
Leila Wilson is my spirit animal.
Slowmobile Accepts All Challengers
Uh, why?
A Challenger Appears
It's annoyingly long and egotistical, and reminds people of petty assault threats from the politics thread.

I mean, it's your name field, of course you can do what you want with it, but I wished to voice my own disapproval.

Also, I deleted the post before my last post. Keep that shit in the politics thread.
Slowmobile Obliges Your Request As A Sign Of Appreciation
I think that suicide baiting is a bit more than a petty threat. It's a serious crime with serious consequences.

Nonetheless, thank you for deleting the other post.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
This would probably be better suited for /mtv/, but fuck it.

If you are a pro wrestling fan, go watch Kazuchika Okada vs Kenny Omega from yesterday's NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 11 event. WWE will try multiple times to host a match that good during all of 2017. It will most likely fail to do so.
>I think that suicide baiting is a bit more than a petty threat. It's a serious crime with serious consequences.
You are right.

>If you are a pro wrestling fan.
Are most pro wrestling (I assume that's WWE stuff) fans aware that those hits are faked and acted? (It would still require a fair bit of fitness and skill though)
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I'm back from my mini-cation. Sadly, I don't remember all the stuff I wanted to post about.

Currently shit is on water, as opposed to fire, so thats nice.
>Are most pro wrestling (I assume that's WWE stuff) fans aware that those hits are faked and acted? (It would still require a fair bit of fitness and skill though)
Nearly universally yes. Are you aware that most movies aren't documentaries but are, in fact, fiction?

Wrestling is literally just stage acting with punching, and a lot of wrestlers and fans, especially younger ones, are literal theater majors.
A bit late, bt here's my new year's resolution. Always wear gloves when chopping chili peppers. Or at least throughly wash my hands before going to the toilet and touching important stuff.
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And that is the beauty of professional wrestling: If a match is performed in the right way by the right people under the right circumstances, it can inspire the kind of emotional reactions we feel when we watch a movie, TV show, book, or other form of art.

Take the moment in this webm, for example. Without context, it seems like a simple Precision F-Strike. But with context - Sexy Star had been harassed and assaulted by Mariposa and her brother Marty for months, and she was given a "No Mas" Match so she could put away Mariposa for good - the moment is akin to a similar moment in a movie or a book. The match was designed so people would want to see Sexy Star win (which she did). LU wanted fans to rejoice in seeing her take down her foes once and for all, and this moment was a well-timed emotional push that led into the match's climax. (It was also the first F-bomb ever dropped on "Lucha Underground", which counts for something, too.)
I understand what you mean. I personally see that wrestling as pure entertainment rather than sport (and now that you mention it, I guess it can be appreciable art). I personally don't enjoy it so I would naturally miss context and plots/drama that a repeat-viewer would notice and praise (such as the meaning behind that emotional release shown in that webm). However, thank you both for changing my perception of the show.
I thought that webm was something else entirely at first glance
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

Oh yes, pro wrestling is a performance art much like live theater, and it is just as much a platform for storytelling. The depth and the variety of stories that pro wrestling can tell are both limited by the form's central "combat sport" conceit, sure. But it is still just as capable of creating the same kind of emotional catharsis that you might get from a good movie, or even an excellent game in a real sport (e.g., Game 7 of last year's World Series).

Different companies have different approaches to how they present their take on pro wrestling. Whereas WWE is a mix of "reality show" and "scripted drama", Lucha Underground is more of a "scripted drama" take, and New Japan is far closer to a "pure sport" take than most other companies in the world. No approach is necessarily better than the others, and they all have specific idiosyncracies and cultural touches that make them a unique "flavor".
A very diluted bleach mixture (5:1 or 10:1) will make capsaicin water soluble. You just need to dip your hands in it for a few seconds before washing them.
>not jilling off with peppered up hands
I'm listening to a Howard Stern interview (and granted, I've never heard him before and it's just one interview) but he seems like an A-grade cunt, whose goal is to try and cause fights for entertainment. There are two people who are (surprisingly) being nice to each other and agreeing, and this douche is trying to put words in their mouths and keeps trying to search for a shred of negative emotion.

And I know that other radio and TV hosts do the same, but fuck those parasites.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

>he seems like an A-grade cunt

Your perceptions are correct.
So fucking sick of 80s retro at this point. It's worse than the zombie fad.
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[disclaimer: if I say something which isn't true, tell me. I'm no expert on law]

I now dread the idea of me ever being chosen for jury duty.

Honestly, I would be intrigued but the judicial process. That might even be fun for me. I know from doing temp work and election work that it's fascinating to me to experience a new aspect of society.

However, I hate the idea that a single, ultra-stubborn person has disproportionate power. If a jury worked off of a two-third majority or one half majority or some shit, I would gladly volunteer to sit jury. But the fact that every single person needs to agree upon a verdict just encourages people to reverse their decision just to get on with their fucking life.

Take the following extreme yet plausible scenario:
>innocent person is innocent
>sufficient evidence is given to prove innocence
>one person on the jury is an extremist racist who will not accept anything other than a verdict of guilty
>everyone else knows innocent person is innocent
>but racist is so stubborn that the only viable options are a guilty verdict, an infinite deadlock, or murder
most likely outcome: guilty verdict, despite clear innocence

Furthermore, I seem to have some unpopular opinions on what is right and wrong in some cases, so there is a strong chance at least one stubborn person will disagree with me on something.
PS. Decided to do a bit of reading. The protocol for a hung jury/deadlock differs by country: some require unanimity, others require an attempt at unanimity but a super-majority can be accepted after an extended time. If I have read correctly, my state of Australia allows a hung jury to basically ditch the case and request a retrial at a later date with a different jury. That's cool, I guess.
I've managed to get out of jury duty twice due to my depression/anxiety, but it seems like every time the note from my doctor runs out they are gonna send another
You ever have that where you just kinda think you own something and then when you need it you go looking for it only to realize that in fact you have never owned it at all?
I wonder if reverse innuendo is possible; hiding a clearly innocent interpretation in obscene material. And would anyone actually notice it was there?

Actually, now that I think about it, this may qualify:
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Wikihow does not understand the word "related".

Hey Twister, I don't know your background but what are your thoughts on this article?
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

What the fuck are you doing over there, Google?
If you haven't seen them, look at the updates. The author admits to a bit of exaggeration due to misunderstanding. I recommend definitely reading the comment linked in update 1, which addresses this article.

On another note, I was thinking something along the same lines as the line in Update 1 Comment:
>As matter of fact, this work is perhaps may be even more important to Linguistics and Psychology than it is to computer science.
Remember those ancient times where people went shopping together?
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

'member malls? 'member record stores? 'member arcades?

I feel bad when I try to watch Pilkington stuff because he's such a good natured guy while Gervais and Merchant just shit on him.
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The nearest mall is about an hour drive away.
>record stores
My local one closed a few years back. The nearest one is 45 minutes away.
I think the only time I've been to an arcade is when I visited Las Vegas.
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The infinity symbol was created by a caveman trying to draw a ferret chasing his own tail.
//youtube.com/watch?v=zxKtH5OnxI4youtube thumb

For anyone who wants to know what "attempted contract rape" looks like.
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>For anyone who wants to know what "attempted contract rape" looks like.

>implying cartoons haven't thoroughly taught me to read the contract
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oh hey, it was Friday 13th. Cool.
(Assuming it hasn't changed)

I can't believe Rick and Morty has such a shit intro. Ok, it gets the basic concept of the show across, but I honestly think Regular Show has a better start; at least it's succinct.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
What do you do when you have no idea what you want to write? Not in terms of, like, a story idea or whatever - I mean choosing whether to write a short story or a blog post or something else.
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At first I was slightly annoyed to see this, but I guess they have as much right to sing along as anyone else.
How to detect American, understand behavior of American, and deal with dangers:

1. Americans baring your teeth like a chimp for no reason, even when they are sad or angry. Americans is impossible to tell when they are happy because teeth always bared similar to a blue whale straining krill through its teeth (more on this later). This type of behavior is an animalistic sign of poor civilization among Americans.

2. The chief reason for Americans permanent smile is trying to get their prey to lower their defenses so it can suck all the money out of them. When an American smile at you, get ready for your wallet to be penetrated with its proboscis.

3. If an person smiles at you before knowing your name, it is likely an american in disguise of a person.

4. Dust the american with a light coating of polonium which it will foolishly carry back into its lair to kills its brood. this is the best way to remove an american infestation.

5. If the american has no brood, coat a three cup with polonium and pour some samovar three in there to dissolve it. then give the american three cups of three. this kills the american.

6. Another test for americans is to take their socks off and see if they have leg thumbs. Americans never take their shoes off, even when coming into a home, because they want to hide the fact that they lack all ten leg thumbs. their feet look like flippers because they are descended from europeans that could swim across the ocean.

7. Ever see how fake an Americans teeth appear? This is because Americans are born toothless with gills. When they reach puberty they go to an plastic surgeon to have their gills sewn and a set of teeth made in a factory in China installed. This gives the American an appearance of a person, and explains why plastic surgery is a major factor in American development from larva to predatory adult.

8. Also being loud in public, it is a type of diversionary behavior for Americans hunting in packs. Loudness of one American will attract your attention, while the second of the hunting pair will sneak up behind you and stab your wallet with its proboscis.

9. They wear shorts even when not doing sports. Also their shorts go over the knee. This is because they cold blood and need to expose skin to sun to warm their metabolism.

10. An American will always suspiciously try to convince you they are a real person by saying "I'm really Irish" or "I'm really German, all my ancestors are!". This pathetic attempt makes it easy to spot.

DANGAR IMPORTANT: If you travel to an area where bread is sweetened, you are entered the territory of an American. Slowly back away 1000km to leave its domain.
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Jesus Christ, Anon. /int/ is over there.
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>and see if they have leg thumbs
>leg thumbs
Some fucker threw an egg at bedroom window. Didn't pay it much heed and after a bit went and wiped it off.

Then awhile later they threw another one. Spent more time actually staying out and cleaning my window this time and it hasn't happened again yet.

This weirded me out a bit, since its just so random being today isn't a particularly special date for this sort of nonsense and I don't know anyone around here enough to have influenced them to throw shit at me.
its amazing how much porn shows up when you don't use google or safesearch filters. It's not even like I'm searching stuff that can be misinterpreted as lewd.
I just cooked my first pasta dish all by myself!

Spaghettini al Tonno e Limone. Very simple, I'd highly recommend it.
Post recipe
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Found the scan.
>video from a comedy act on stage
>comedians make a clear visual sex joke
>camera cuts to audience, centred on the bunch of people who bought their kids to the show
Sounds delicious, thank you.
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This is the sickest shit
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That is pretty cool but the Dark Souly name is a bit eh
>reading a few strips of an old newspaper cartoon online
>instinctively consider hovering the cursor over for alt-text one-liners
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>cartoon has idiot character spring cleaning in November
>"Why are you Spring cleaning? It's November."
So it happened again, someone threw another egg at the window on the same day but a week later.

This is just bizarre, what is bothering me is the complete lack of logic behind this. A couple of times in one night is random enough but now its moving beyond just a coincidence.
Got a camera?
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Listening to a podcasts from the beginning is such a weird feeling. It's like to a friend who has been in a coma about all the events they missed, but it's also a cool remembering all the recent-ish events and how I felt about them.
Just a friendly reminder to keep ontop of the mold during the chilly season by keeping your windows closed to keep a consistent room temperature, but turning off the heating and venting your room/appartment by opening the doors and windows for short bursts at regular intervals.
I made a really delicious chili and I ate way too much of it and now I feel terrible.
Switching bank accounts is the fucking worst.
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>tfw you watch an episode and recognize a 4chan reaction image
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feels good man
god i'd get so much work done if i didn't masturbate so much.
Masturbate while you work

Get some sort of hand-free device that automatically masturbates you as you are busy with the thing you need to do
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Ah yes, so I just found out about word filters on reddit. Feels good man.
I think its a new feature (not sure, I stopped using reddit often) which may be useful.
Mister Twister
Mars and Venus has been fucking in the Fish constellation for over a week now
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Maxwell Atoms is totally Robert Downey Jr. with bigger eyes.

I knew he looked like some more-famous celebrity.
I always thought an artist I kinda follow was a guy, especially when they mentioned their wife, but now I think they might just be lesbian.

I don't know any guys called Amelia, so they're probably lesbian. I mean, they draw a fair bit of lesbian art so it's more than likely.
My god, the spambots have attained sapience!
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Pic of post.

I would have just deleted the image and not the post, but last time I tried that the image just became permanently full sized. Maybe this site only deletes the thumbnail?
Mister Twister
This is just the beginning!

I bet Google is behind this.
>buy google spambots to get past google captcha so you can post google images

maybe it already learned to post underaged nude models for attention. Yeah, I cropped that bit out. It got deleted for a reason.
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I never thought I'd be someone who made these posts, but:

>2007 was 10 years ago
I'm reading TEN YEAR OLD BLOGS. One day my own internet posts will be 10 years old. Wow.
Mister Twister
Now, imagine teh soul is real, and you will exist in some shape or form or place for thousands of years (at least).

How insignificant would a decade seem to you then?
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But then my post would be thousands of years old, and that's even more significant!
I distrust infomercial products simply because they use the infomercial format.
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>someone finally downloads from the torrent I'm seeding
It's a magical kind of feeling.
>the torrent I'm seeding

What is it of? A book?
I had upstairs neighbors who were awesome. Two 20-something guys, nice and clean cut, but I slept below their bedroom, and I heard what went on. One of them was like a machine. I used to lay awake in awe of this dude. A constant rhythm, perfect sync, and I could tell he was hitting it deep for a good 30 minutes nonstop.

I fapped a couple of times. Not in a gay way. But gay or straight, if you heard this guy and his deep-pound-method, it’d amaze you like it amazed me.

Eventually, I realized that I slept below their kitchen, not their bedroom. And that I had fapped to the laundry on spin-cycle. And that they were probably just two straight guys sharing an appartment.
Mister Twister
An obscure old...ish show.
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I am legally required to inform you that I have saved a copy of this comment.
My roommate convinced me he was technically-capable when we first roomed together, and now because of his shitty choice of antivirus protection I;m needing to gut my laptop almost entirely.

I'm managing to save the backed up personal stuff but losing alot of game shit, and its going to be a hassle setting it all up again. Goddammit. Its been in the shop for a couple of days but hopefully I should get it back tomorrow?
I haven't stopped by +4 in a year.

Seeing a tweet from bea posted on Buzzfeed made me remember you guys.

How are all of you? Any cookies yet? Any board crashes?
We have a right winger infestation and the only remaining trip/names are Stone and Tiki.

Is moose still admin? I always liked him.
Mister Twister
Evil literally Hitler nazis have taken over, and the brave posters in the political thread are trying their hardest to defeat the evil.

Other than that, things are the same.
Only /pco/ remains alive.
>forgetting Twister (and Hunger and Slowpoke and me
>only naming the /baw/ crew

Also, the poliitics is mostly restricted to the dedicated politics thread.

Yep, moose is still the boss. I think he still visits more than Anonex did, but that's not much at all.
Remnants of /new/ still around?

Unsurprising. Porn is important to people.

Aw, no Moe? Miley Cyrus? Tooth? Comrade? Actually, now that I think about it they were gone last time I was here...

And I visit more than Anonex did and I haven't been in a year so I guess it's not hard

I guess I stopped by since I'm feeling nostalgic.
Twister was never worth counting. I did forget that Teeth is still around though, sort of.
To be fair, he only posts occasionally.
>Remnants of /new/ still around?
I don't really know. I personally arrived here after /new/ and /durp/ were gone, and I never really noticed much political drama/shitposting until about a year or two ago. Maybe an occasional back-and-forth about SJWs or GamerGate, but nothing like what we have now. Fortunately, it's well contained here.
>Unsurprising. Porn is important to people.
I thought it would have taken a hit once 4chan made /aco/ (and /trash/), but it didn't really. Maybe it was because of a couple of artist who regular /pco/, or because /aco/ doesn't allow loli or furry.

/draw/ is mostly dead, btw.
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+/new/ was a massive shit show. It was just news articles about China all the time.Well, thats how I remember it anyway. And yeah, +/pol/ is relatively well contained now, but it definitely oozes from time to time. I wouldn't mind +/new/ being resurrected to toss the vapid and unfriendly +/pol/ threads off of /baw/, not like thats gonna happen or change much, but I can dream.

I still remember I marathoned all of Beast Wars right before /durp/ was supposed to switch over to Transformers as it's topic. I was heartfallen to say the least. Was /durp/ 5 years ago?? My old vlc screencaps say I took them back in 2012. Could it be real? Have I been here for 5+ years? I know I've been here longer because I remember hearing about the plus4chan radio waaay back in 08 or 09 and then lurking here.
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I arrived after /durp/ dies, and before +4.org's last revamp.
>/durp/ will return September 2nd.

Although I think I was here a bit earlier, the earliest post of mine I can find is pic related on /pco/, mid 2013.
I also found a screencap of a post from a few days before the pic related, which was of a SYM anon laughing at how they got a 3 month ban for saying "im 12 and what is this?"
Is anyone else having problems with their computer, have Windows 7, and think it may be related to recent updates?

Since Monday I've been having problems, like when I right-click the context-sensitive menu will appear for a split second then vanish or the Start menu doesn't open when I'm clicking the button or when I press Ctrl+Alt+Dlt the screen that appears can last about a second before going away.
Also when I'm typing a reply on 4chan the box will vanish/when I type text into google search it will randomly disappear.

Took it into the computer shop for a few days, they've done their tests andvirus scans, we deleted everything and started fresh. The day I took it home it seemed alright, was on it for a fair few hours setting it up again with no issue.
The next day, today, the same problems have been happening, notably this is AFTER I downloaded and installed all the windows updates onto it.

The only other possibility is that I'm catching something incredibly sneaky from here, 4chan proper or tvtropes since they were the only sites I happened to browse in that timeframe.
Win 7 here, I'm doing fine.

I have updates disabled.
So you just never update?

Also another problem that has appeared, when booting up the computer at a certain point and as its running through all its startup a different screen/menu I don't recognize will flicker up briefly before returning to what it had been at just before and cycling between them with no end.
Have to spam F8 to bring up the Safe Modes option screen and choose the 'start computer normally' option.
>So you just never update?
Yeah. The Win10 ads and Telemetry don't tickle my fancy. They kept coming back if I did auto-update, and I haven't manually installed any in a long time.

That situation sounds yucky.
I think they might have sorted the problem with the latest updates it downloaded today, since I've not seen the problems re-occour yet
Speaking of porn, what's up with /pco/?
Network error. Hope nothing much was lost. Some great history there.
So I wrote that with my new phone I'm watching cartoons in bed before falling asleep.
A couple of nights ago I had no wi fi so I had to go straight to sleep, it was an awful night, I had a paper thin sleep cycle, waking up on small intervals and I did not had dreams ; I kept thinking on the same stuff I had in mind when I went to bed.
Plus when I watch cartoons I fal asleep easier solving my life long sleep issues.
Worst comes to worse, archive.org has the board (and archives) archived. At least there's that.

That would make sense. Good to hear.
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Rate /10
Hearing there is a large HOLE in the SUN at first sounds pretty worrying, even though it turns out to not be as dramatic as that would first make you believe.
Protip: make your password embarrassing to make sure you never tell it to people.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Gettin' a bunch of teeth pulled today.

On the off-chance that something goes awry: 'tis been a pleasure to post here.
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I hope it goes well for you.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

Turns out, I had to forgo the extractions today. Blood pressure was too high.
Mister Twister
It'll be fine.
Huh, wonder what my blood pressure is.

Have been thinking about my health quite alot at the moment, can do a bunch of walking but can barely run for a minute at a time.
Mister Twister
Low Blood Pressure Master Race reporting!
Yeah buddy.
oh shit, if the site is going down in American timezones, that means it's down for my birthday.
Anonymous ## Admin
They're doing it at a really stupid time, starting 10AM PST and up to four hours long. But you wouldn't be missing out on much anyway. Happy birthday!
>me at the tax office: "Hey this might look like X at first glance, but it's Y, so it should NOT be taxed like X. Here's the proper documentation for it."
>people at the tax office: "Alright, that's cool. We totally get it."
>letter from the tax office two weeks later: "Hey we're gonna tax your X, so please pay us all this money you don't have."
Fuck bureaucracy forever.
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Surely, as we all know, classic Looney Tunes were made for children. KIDS TV know their shit.
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>looking up reviews for a pharmacy in my neighborhood
>bunch of 4-5 star reviews
>a single 1 star review
>"piss-poor selection of vaping supplies"
At least they're'nt complaining about the toys or music records
Those channels would put HTF in their mix. I saw one short film about a character discovering his sister became a stripper, and it's in at least two of those type channels.
>doing online psychology research participation signup test
>get to a page which seems to be aimed at identifying autistic traits
Such as focusing on details rather than whole things, enjoying figuring out "categories of things" (like types of trains, types on plants), social difficulties, etc.
I never really figured out if I was on the spectrum. I have a feeling I am borderline or aspie. Not that it really matters.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

Some autistic traits seem so broadly defined as to put everyone somewhere on the spectrum.
Can you still be a military fighter pilot if you're missing a leg?
Alpharius a go go
As expected of spectrums.

If said leg missing person gets an cyberleg I don't see why not. I know I'd be OK with a pilototal with a cyberleg. Colour blind on the other hand is a big no-no.
When was the last tine you saw those demotivational pictures. Not fuckscapes, but that old meme where people would insert a thick black border and stern white text around a picture. And then people would make chains of them, replying to the comment of the previous author.

They were everywhere and half of them were absolute shit, but I still liked them.
Mister Twister
It is ironic how sex is considered family-unfriendly.
Thank you for reminding me (not by how you used the word, but simply because you did use it):

"Irony" is one of the greatest, most useful words, but only because I use it incorrectly. When will all the main dictionaries add append a colloquial definition to make the incorrect usages correct?
After at least a few months of having a healing cut in my ear, I've finally stopped picking at it. The second day is excruciating but worth it. I think it's almost completed now on night three.

I'm sure a few of you can sympathise.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Fuck Daylight Savings Time.
Alpharius a go go
I'm sorry everyone, but I don't like Gorilla Munch.
>participated in interesting psychological research study
>during debrief, told it uses deceptive pretense
>is a large cooperative study
>asks me not to tell anyone about it until april to avoid affecting results of later participants
I just want to tell everyone but I can't. This sucks.
I just saw a guy busking in a train station. He honestly looked like a biker. He had a dirtied black t-shirt and black sunglasses too.

And he was playing the violin like a champ.
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And they say Facebook is yesterday's news and not relevant.
not Mister Twister
Tapestry is retro pixel art.
What the fuck. I hate Australia now.

I started walking to the bus and ran into a bunch of what I believe are called sandflies. I thought there were following me when I ran away, but it turns out that every five metres was a 1.5 foot sphere of them, as well as a general mist of them everywhere.

There's even a large swarm at the bus stop, but most of them stuck to the other side of it.

I took a short video. At least a hundred tiny itchy flies. Fucking airmines.

Edit: they arent the blood-sucking sandflies that wikipedia talks about, I think its just a colloquial misnaming that stuck, since they feel like sand.
Mister Twister
I agree.
Maybe I am an inxtrovert.
So basically all of Microsoft services is down right now? That sucks.

Potential for it to be a malicious attack instead of some sort of passive issue.
>want to ask which episode a scene from a show is in
>want to see if there is a subreddit to ask in
>search r/all/ for title
>literally half the results are porn
How does this keep surprising me?
Well what was the show?
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

It turns out they do have a (semi-dead) subreddit, but it didnt show up in the search results at all. /r/TheGrimAdventures

please answer my question over there
The Sneaky Tiki
I drew a monster on the board for my students and one of their guesses about which monster it was was "Slurendur Mun"

How in the fuck do Korean 7 year olds know what Slenderman is, that is one hell of a meme.
The Sneaky Tiki
It was a warlock I was drawing, I just hadn't done the face yet BTW.
I believe a high percentage of Korea's population has internet access. And the facelessness also helped.
The horror game Slender made it popular.
>mfw someone tries to convince me Slenderman is called Slender
What kind of idiot actually thought creating & spreading a nonsense term like "Manspreading" was a clever idea?

Is it just any time a man sits with his legs not clamped together or only specifically when a man is laying across multiple seats on public transport? If the latter why is it relegated to only men as a term when people of any potential gender can be assholish and take up more public space than is warranted?

Its almost like some sort of parody term but then people go and use it straight.
Not going to lie, I kept confusing that word with "mansplaining".

>If the latter why is it relegated to only men as a term when people of any potential gender can be assholish and take up more public space than is warranted?
Because the people who created and spread the word are often misandrists who insist the act is an attempt at displaying the genitals and/or generally establishing dominance.
Is anyone else having a problem with this website, in that their scroll wheel on their mouse doesn't work?

Still works on every other site but not +4chan
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I have not seen either movie, but I hold deep appreciation for the animators/art directors of the new Peanuts movie and the new Captain Underpants movie (I assume it's the same group) since they've managed to animate a 2D comic/book in a 3D CGI format without making them look like shit.

I hope the Captain Underpants film has a Flip-O-Rama sequence
Mister Twister
It's funny how there are always people defending monopolies.
>I mean, it caaaaan work...........
SocialBlade has a nice April Fools prank; instead of reporting your monetary earning estimates in dollars, it reports how many batteries, tripods or GoPros worth of money you've earned.
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I might have mentioned this at the time (months ago), but I recall talking on some board, maybe /r9k/, to someone about an insecurity they had with pornography. I brought up the topic of religion and values and they mentioned that they were NatSoc. I remember then understanding first-hand the way in which 4chan (and some other websites) tends to minimise prejudice: that person was nice and respectful in conversation, and until he told me, I had not idea he had strong views in contrast to my own. And in a way the site helps people from completely different backgrounds find common ground and have civilized, beneficial conversation.
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Holyshit, this move is stupidly stressful for so may stupid reasons.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

Any move is stressful. Hope it goes well for you.
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>that porno I never thought would seed IS SUDDENLY SEEDING
My mother just came up for a visit, she wanted to let me know they had gotten their wills in order.
Basically I'm the executor for my mother while my step-sister is the executor for my step-dad.
All very basic procedure and something you need to get done but still slightly troubling to dwell on what with the never ending march of time & mortality.
Have a younger (young adult) brother too who my mother is caring for the past year since he's suffering HARD from our family history of depression etc so it brought his situation into focus in mind as well, be me who'll need to make arrangements for him if the situation changes.
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//youtube.com/watch?v=yKGnCUhbylMyoutube thumb
Watch this.

Gib link
Mister Twister
It's lesbian stuff. Do you like that? Y/N
Not him but Y
Very nice. This is the first MIDI drawing I've seen that didn't sound like a piano being thrown down a mountain.
Mister Twister
Okay, it's [Girlfriends Films] 19th Birthday Part 1 XXX (and other stuff after this). Size is 1.62 GB

It's on TPB, and I'll be seeding later today.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

>Faye Reagan

What actually happened to her? I know she retired, but I keep hearing different stories about what happened to her after that.
Mister Twister
I don't follow the personal lives of porn stars.
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Mister Twister
Word of caution: do not ever eat too much meat. Especially if the meat was reasonably well done, has some crust, and was made with typical stake spices.
I've had my first twitter post that was 'popular', in that a bunch of people are liking and retweeting it. A reply to something about that new Thor movie that got a trailer just now.

Mean its obvious that something casually popular like that is going to get responses easily but it still feels weird.
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>but it still feels weird.
I recall that feel.
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Good news: I found a house to move into.
Bad news: I want to die from the stupid amount of garbage I had to move in one day.
Mister Twister
Worse things can happen to you that will make you want to die.

Don't be a pussy.
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If i was a pussy I would have killed myself already. I am still moving stuff today aswell. I'd like to see you move a household of 4, all while you have bad knees and a bad back.

Fuck off MT.
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>make post on forum 23 days ago asking for a source
>yesterday finally post the content I wanted to use the source for, but without the source
>check inbox today
>someone just posted the correct answer now
>browsing desuarchives for a post
>happen to find a post in which someone suggests an anon watch an episode another show that has a plot directly related to their comment
>mfw he gave the name and number of the wrong episode
I can see how he made the mix-up, kind of.

It was Moral Orel, poster said "Trigger" but meant "Passing" (regarding the montage where Clay enjoys being slapped by his father).
Mister Twister
8chan is still a cool place. Sure, it's not perfect, but since when imageboards were perfect?
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So is 7chan. Sure, I got banned for using le meme arrows but it was funny.
Mister Twister
Not sure if ironic.
No, it isn't. On the boards I've been to its nice and chill.
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wtf Christine Chandler has a legitimately respectable signature.
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>mfw my lab partner said "in before" irl
...Chris-chan transitioned?

Huh. That would explain a lot.
Oh yeah, happened a while ago.

(Well, depends on how you define "transitioned". He hasn't gotten any surgery but he's long been transvestite and he is attempting to transition via pseudo-science. Also at one point, quote, "Chris had actually sliced himself open with a knife in order to free the vagina he thought was growing within him". That was a disgusting saga.)
Mister Twister
Did you poison your lab partner?
Well good luck to her as always I guess
Yes. She definitely needs it; the Financhu Crisis is getting insane.
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Seems like /co/ prime has the Wendy's fever.
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After this, it's no surprise.
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And the world has taken notice.

Be prepared for their twitter to be bleached and made as safe/bland as possible.
I'm just surprised how late this is. Those caps of Wendy's posts have been going around for ages (even that new cap shows them dated to Jan 3rd). Why is there a sudden resurgence?

Its almost like they delayed reaction to Doge and Pepe, except this time 4chan is late.
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Shame the girl running that twitter account is gone now. Though she left in March.

Other Fast food chains twitter accounts are run by some cool guys but lack the smugness of Wendy's girl.
I she started writing those things because she was on her way out and said "fuck it, time to smug it up".

It happens. 4chan can't always be the forefront of things.
Here are the threads for those missed out.


Oh, on a different note here is a post from Phil LaMarr about something else:
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Something not mascot related.

I've just been for my dental checkup and I seem to have an impacted wisdom tooth?

She is arranging for me me to have it removed since the black mark on the xray is a sign of impending decay, better to be on the waiting list now rather than try to do it in the future when a serious infection is making my life misery.

Never had any sort of surgery at all before, and I've heard the horror stories of wisdom teeth removal, can't stop thinking about it tonight and gettin anxious.
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>an artist you thought was dead/gone for years suddenly follows you
>artist draws OC as a female
>then as a dickgirl
>then as a male
>and then randomly switches between sexes
its really annoying tbh
It's nice to find a 10+ season show that went to shit and watch the first season to see how good it was.

Heck, even with a three or four season show.
Got a big old red on the bottom of my balance sheet for this month. First time that's happened. It don't feel too good.
Alpharius a go go
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

How about finding a ~30 season show that's gone to shit and watch the first eight seasons to see that it used to be the best thing on TV?
South Park, although Spongebob would be more appropriate.

I'd like to try it. Are you talking about a cartoon?
Yes. It involves a rude yellow family.
Just wanted to make sure. I never actually watched a lot of that (my mother thought it was too rude, and I never downloaded it once I got a computer).
Alpharius a go go
Oh yeah. I love old South Park. I watched all of the commentary for the first 8 seasons. It's very interesting how the episode about the civil war reenactment was super important, being the reason Cartman's accent became more southern-like. And it was also an episode that they made when the voice actress for most of the recurring women died so they had to make an episode that didn't have many girls in it.

I stopped watching South Park around season 8, but I'm of the personal opinion that it only got better over time. I don't know about any season past 8 though, obviously.
I haven't watched any of the past two seasons, but I reckon the show is still pretty good in the past five seasosn. More hit-and-miss, and more formulaic (a necessity due to the 7-day production cycle) but still very good.
It's just a much different show to what it was. The old episodes are more about the kids' adventures, rather than the newer episodes of which most are purely satiries of sociopolitical issues.
The transformation into pure political satire is impossible to stand when P&S are big lovers of the Golden Mean Fallacy.
I agree. Like I said, it gets formulaic. It's almost always about a highly exaggerated conflict between two absolute extremes (much beyond the level needed to be blatantly satirical).
>The transformation into pure political satire is impossible to stand when P&S are big lovers of the Golden Mean Fallacy.

Eh, they over-abuse the golden mean fallacy, there's no doubt about that, but they do have a specific political ideology they always favor--smug conservative-leaning libertarianism. Even the golden mean bullshit fits that, as Libertarians are the first to play the "Both sides are the same!" card.
Yes but that's exactly what I can't stand (above and beyond the simple fact that I got tired of sp 10 years ago)
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>puts 'The Classic' blue and red stripped shirt (that had been damaged and left in a soaking wet garbage bag for months) up on eBay starting at $12,000
>winning bid was $25,100
>"The winning bidder did not pay."
edit: change "months" to "years"

>"[...] still wet from the water firefighters used to combat the fire three years prior."

>source: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/The_Classic#Offered_for_sale
When is this gay ass front page going to go away?
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The fungal infection under my armpits is finally going away.

Thank you for listening.
Mister Twister
I think The Patriots were referring to this:
Mister Twister
People under 15 should not be allowed to post on YouTube.
Yes, but then the site would die.

By the way, for the last month, a ton of advertisers have been boycotting YouTube. All smaller monetised channels are taking a massive hit.
Mister Twister
I have disabled AdBlock on YT permanently. Sure, the site will die eventually, but if I could help, just a little bit, to keep it alive for longer, I'm in.
That's a wonderful gesture, and as someone who monetises some videos I thank you. This whole advertiser boycott was due to some major advertisers finding their ads alongside videos containing hate speech and other unfriendly content. YouTube has made steps to try and regain advertisers trust but the boycott is still on. Apparently things are expected to get better by (America's) summer.
Only three more years until I become a wizard. Better start working on my beard.
Sex is not a big deal. Just have it, and don't feel particularly proud about it.
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(last Chris-post, I swear)

Chris is finally working on Sonichu again! I can't believe it!
Alpharius a go go
I don't like Lycanthropy being an infectious disease. I can accept people becoming a werewolf from a ritual or latent genes. Lycanthropy being a disease, I feel, makes the life changing event of being part-man, part-beast less... mythical.
Do you happen to be a furfag?
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

An interest in werewolves does not automatically make someone a furry. Calm yourself.
Touchy about being a furfag? Its no different really to asking someone if they are a drawfag.

Werewolves are generally a curse like Vampires, an unnatural monstrous taint that can be passed on through their insidious jaws.
Was curious from the way alpharius phrased the being part man / part beast as something with such seeming nobility.

If you prefer hippy masterrace werewolves/shapeshifting-beastmen that only increase their numbers by breeding naturally there's certainly enough of that around to find isn't there?
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I'm not a furfag.

And I'm not saying that werewolves should stop being monsters, oh no. I'm just saying I prefer werewolves that are born (natural) or purposefully made (magic/curse/ritual). World of Darkness and Innistrad are examples of settings where I like there werewolves. I will admit, I do love basically everything about those two settings. Except Return to Innistrad and New World of Darkness, as both have their problems in my eyes. And I think another reason that I don't like Lycanthropy being an infectious disease is that I feel that it should be Vampirisms thing. It fits the themes of Vampirism better. And I will admit that Lycanthropy being an infectious disease is useful for a myriad for different story or mechanical reasons, I just wanted to toss my opinion out there. This is the Speak Your Mind thread, yo.
Look at this good cute: //youtube.com/watch?v=CcYRXgKgxnwyoutube thumb
>Its no different really to asking someone if they are a drawfag.
It really is. 'Furry' and 'furfag' are two words for the same thing, but one has a far more negative connotation. 'Drawfag' doesn't have that kind of connotation because no-one really uses it as an insult, and no-one really uses it outside of imageboards.

Are you annoyed at the whole "werewolf biting human makes human a werewolf" thing, or by people trying to rationalise the transfer as a disease rather than a mythical supernatural curse?
Alpharius a go go
Not annoyed exactly, but transfer as a disease is my least favorite way someone can become a werewolf. De-mystifying supernatural stuff by explaining it with science is all fine and dandy with me, I just prefer Lycanthropy to not spread by disease. If anything, my beef might be more with the urban fantasy genre than Lycanthropy being a disease.
>Filipinos live in the Philippines
Just pick a spelling style and stick to it.
>The name Filipino was derived from the term "las Islas Filipinas" ("the Philippine Islands"),[33] the name given to the archipelago in 1543 by the Spanish explorer and Dominican priest Ruy López de Villalobos, in honour of Philip II of Spain (Spanish: Felipe II). The lack of the letter "F" in the pre-1987 Philippine alphabet, Abakada, had caused the letter "F" to be substituted with "P". Upon official adoption of the modern, 28-letter Filipino alphabet in 1987, the name Filipino was preferred over Pilipino. However the ABAKADA is only the Alphabet of the Tagalogs as other Ethnic Nations also have their own alphabet and/or writing script and these other Ethnic Nations has letter "F" in their alphabet.
Welcome to language, enjoy your stay.

>Welcome to language, enjoy your stay.

Which one? Because I could accuse this of being a problem with English rather than a problem with Tagalog from the start.

For that matter, the people who live in the Netherlands are the Dutch, not Netherlanders or Netherlandish, and people from New Zealand are called kiwis. So I mean....yeah. Part of the problem is that we call a lot of countries by the wrong name in English though--like calling España "Spain" and 中国(Zhōngguó) "China." Or, if you're the president of the united states, "Gyna."
>and people from New Zealand are called kiwis
That one is a colloquial term named after their national bird, equivalent to calling an Australian an 'aussie'. New Zealander is still used.

However I completely agree with the rest of your post. It's like how many of us still call native North Americans 'Indians' despite knowing for centuries that they don't live in India. Or like how we call pineapples that when almost ever other language says ananas. We're very stubborn when it comes to language.
>alarm clock goes off
>already been awake and shitposting for half an hour
This is the first time in a while I'm happy to hear it. I picked a good chill tune for my Monday alarm
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Big Macs aren't even big. Or are McDonalds outlets just stingy in my country?
Alpharius a go go
I am still surprised that Cris-chan is still alive. I thought she was gonna kill herself years ago.
Well she is now drawing new Sonichu. Unfortunately she also wishes to eventually get surgery and become a mother.
I've stated saying " You as well" since saying "You too" makes me feel autistic. Yeah, I know it is silly.
Mister Twister
"You too" is a great pun though.
Especially when leaving two people.
Why do people drink softdrinks? Most softdrinks taste like shit and aren't really that good for your health.
Go back to your soya-tofu-smoothies you goddamned commie-hippy!
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1) Shit ones go well with cheaper alcohol spirits (talking about the Coca-Cola company and competitors)
2) Good ones taste good, in moderation (L&P is properly good)
3) I loved sugar and bubbles even more as a little kid, and my parents never let me have them so they were awesome


4) They are literally addictive.

Ever had an avocado smoothie? Properly rank. Ugh.
When I was a child, I think I imagined my young adult self looking quite similar to what I look like now, except I thought I'd have red-ish hair and a simple moustache.

Now that I think about it, I always drew myself with spiky red hair. I wish I could find a picture.
My cat just destroyed my last good pair of earbuds. She keeps getting caught in them while I have them plugged in and rips them out of my ears, and this time one of the heads broke clean off. How does she not learn after the first time that they will trip her up?

Now I have to go all the way into the city to get a new pair because no-one sells them any more.
On the bright side, they were half priced.

I just went to two stores that check bags on the way out (an office supply and an electronics store) and at each one I opened a different zipper on my bag, and was quickly dismissed. I was holding a purchased good while walking out of each, but it seems very easy to shoplift just by acting confident.
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>visually attractive female
>using meme arrows appropriately
What a time we live in.
Mister Twister
>only ugly people can be /our guys/
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

In fairness, 4chan accepts anyone as /ourguy/ so long as that person is a hatemongering asshole.
Mister Twister
We all choose what to hate.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

4chan chooses to hate everything.
Sometimes I have this feeling like I'm missing a finger. Like I'm supposed to have six. It's the weirdest fucking thing.
//youtube.com/watch?v=aXD6AbM0g-cyoutube thumb
//youtube.com/watch?v=LD-YqeBWeK0youtube thumb
//youtube.com/watch?v=02NtjypMHwkyoutube thumb
//youtube.com/watch?v=Xks8w6iB1rIyoutube thumb
//youtube.com/watch?v=GnLhWpy_nqIyoutube thumb

These are links to sustainable housing, as the US and nations of the earth march to madness it must fall to citizens to save the world through sustainable living.
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I just looked through a bunch of my old pivot videos from 2009.

Rate my OC (do not steal).
I'm super annoyed, I'm trying to find this picture of a cool hobo in army clothes with a mask with horns and feathers on it but I can't find it anywhere.
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Live bootlegs are awesome, and the music sharing community is just as awesome.

Case in point, The Police live in England 1979.
Pretty good quality for a bootleg. Are they often that quality?
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Ahh ok. I always thought of bootleg as just being someone sitting in a crowd with a camera/mic recording in their lap.
Mister Twister
Bootleg merely indicates "unofficial", and obtained "illegally". If a fan was rich enough to buy a quality microphone, and wise enough to know how to use it, you get quality identical to an official live album.
Oh jeez, now my post above yours is replying to itself.
Mister Twister
That's what you get when you delete and repost: you ruin everything for everyone.
I decided to check the recent feed on pastebin.com and clicked a few untitleds. Went as well as couple be expected.

>3 legitimate programming codes
>1 IRC-looking code thing with various quotes and one-liners related to emotions (eg. "One angry minute is 60 happy seconds lost!")
>and 1 odd fic, possible a fan fic. Didn't seem sexual and probably not fetishy, but I wouldn't bet. I think it was about a robotic cat called Herbert.
It's always the fucking nice ones who die.

at least there's some benefit in me being a cunt. I hope it's not true and he just slept in, but fuck. I guess no-one heals the doctor.

RIP James.
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Every single general has this guy in it. Your favourite /co/ general for sure.
>post takes four times to make due to connection errors and stuff
>finally posts
>one off getting quints
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Apparently, there is a finnish 4chan, with a surprisingly civilized international section
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What the actual fuck.
It's finally cold enough outside to see my breath!
Maybe they mean his family tree.
Alpharius a go go
It's about his living closest related family. Turns out they are planning on never having kids.
Mister Twister
Humanity is fundamentally stupid it seems.
No, that was an urban legend.
2013 was a good year for montage parodies.

//youtube.com/watch?v=a-DCula3JiMyoutube thumb
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Made in a /g/ thread (still alive)
Mister Twister
The graphic designer in me is mostly smiling.
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>make content for thread
>tfw someone reposts it three years later
feels good

(pic related is not my content, but me reposting someone else's)
You you reckon they'll kick me out of the exam if I show up in a white shirt with answers written on it?
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Asian Dub Foundation is way cooler than Gorillaz.
Someone out there is nostalgic about the Battletoads games but everyone gets angry when he tries to buy them.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
So, uh…any reason why cookies on plus4chan would seem to be resetting each time I load the page? 🤔
I wouldn't really call them cool. But they do make better music, yes.
Private mode?
I'm late to the party but I'm going through the HWNDU videos. This one in particular:
//youtube.com/watch?v=0g77Tku1eVIyoutube thumb
>see massive letters drawn into the dirt, looks like "FUCK"
oh wow
>people move out of the way
>turns out it says "cuck"
I never really liked the cuck meme but that shit made me laugh
>it' probably possible to trace half my posting history from the reaction images I post, with reasonable accuracy
How about you?
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People, who believe that The Beatles were the one and only truly great band and every other one since then is objectively inferior, are the purists of the highest caliber and worst kind. I wish they all die of natural causes and old age very soon.
Luckily I don't know of such people, but yes.

In fact, just replace "The Beatles" with any arbitrary band name or even any artists and that's still true.
Mister Twister
Trolling actual white supremacists should become a bigger thing, there is so much lolz that can be milked from them.
I never thought I would enjoy spoken word music.

well, it's more like 'spoken turd' tbh
Mister Twister
Ever checked Attila the Stockbroker?
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>half the episodes are really good
>half the episodes are crap that ruins the whole series
I don't know how to prove it, but this is rape.

(pic is not series)
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>today's Egypt has nothing to do with Ancient Egypt
>today's Greece has nothing to do with Ancient Greece
Alpharius a go go
Name one state that is a continuation of the same nation/state from over 2000 years ago. And no, Iran doesn't count.
>And no, Iran doesn't count.
Iran actually doesn't count, so I'm not sure why you specified it.
Alpharius a go go
It's a joke because Iran claims to be a direct descendant from the Persian Empire.
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For an Anglish advocate (English tongue purist), ornithology becomes birdlore.

I like birdlore, it sounds fun-tastic!
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Ah yes, Summer. My dreaded foe has returned.

Sometimes I could just teleport to the southern hemisphere every summer.
Mister Twister
Buy solar panels. Think of the shitload of free... ish electricity you could get.
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That'd be nice, but I barley have enough money to keep the roof over my head at the moment.
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So, this shit is many thousands of years old. Built (presumably) before the Iron Age, without modern tools.


(the site is hokey, but the archaelogical discovery is real)
Maybe I should have said hi to that girl walking up the stairs. I arrived at the train station 10 minutes early.

At least I smiled.
>youtube commenter has "1992" in their name
How can somebody that old say something that stupid?
>in4b politics related reply
Mister Twister
People don't automatically get smarter with age. If you let your mind go, it just deteriorates.
Alpharius a go go
Ageist identity politics
-50 points from Hufflepuff
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>all those creators you have been subscribed to
>all those creators who will not update
>some of them most likely simply died
I feel the same about the friends on my Steam profile.

Don't really know most of them, and when I see someone hasn't logged on in 100 days (or much longer) it makes me feel unwell.
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>some of them most likely simply died
Oh my, you're right.
Despite being much less detailed, the soundcloud sharing system makes the analytics much less anonymous and more transparent.

>one user in particular likes a sound I posted in a small community
>no more traffic
>two days later, same user reposts (shares) my sound to his followers
>suddenly a heap of traffic and three more reposts
>to be continued
Just another reminder about how exponential popularity is. Remember anons, if you like an artist's work, sharing effectively has a significant effect.
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What if................ when you fap to your waifu, you give her your cum as a sacrifice (in a metaphysical sexmagical sort of sense)? What if that sacrifice makes her stronger? What if, when a million men fap to her a million times, she becomes real?
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

She still wouldn't fuck any of them.
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I think she would reveal herself as a semigoddess with great powers, and cause much destruction.
Alpharius a go go
Who is your waifu, Mr. Twist?
Mister Twister
None, really. I, like everyone, consider many fictional females interesting characters, or just plain pretty, but I won't go as far as wanting one of them to be real so I could "be with her".
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>implying that I don't already have my own pseudo-religious beliefs and rituals regarding masturbation and cartoon characters.

What happens when I make art of my waifu for other neckbeards to fap to? Does that inspire her to share her powers? Is that why my luck has been so good last year?

I'm so used to typing 'waifu' to casually mean cartoon crush that I forgot some people seriously go way too far with them. Pic related kind of stuff.
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Wander into the Occult lightly, children. For if you blow your mind too much too often, you will have this feeling of having a galaxy attached to your head for several days.
>I'm so used to typing 'waifu' to casually mean cartoon crush that I forgot some people seriously go way too far with them. Pic related kind of stuff.

Don't these people realize that if their waifus were real they wouldn't want to be with you? Better just to leave them fiction where they'll do whatever you want.
You don't happen to have a name for the thing(s?) in that picture do you?
Mister Twister
I know it's some sort of aquatic life form with a shell, but never bothered to look it up so it will continue belonging to my /WAT folder.
>if their waifus were real they wouldn't want to be with you?
if they were real, I wouldn't want to be with them either

Or is that just some The Fox and the Grapes denial? I don't know.
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>bonus scene plays during credits
>network puts an audio announcement for some other show over the top, ruining the scene
I think it's just standard normalfags not understanding shit.
Alpharius a go go
I've went to 5 thrift stores today and I've seen 12 copies of Jurassic Park on VHS.
Are thirft stores the same thing as charity shops?
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

Pretty sure, yeah.

Not necessarily. Charity shops are closer to Goodwill, thrift stores vary significantly

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SQL statistics:

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time taken: 0.01378798 SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = '1' AND p.`postid` = '411618' AND `parentid` = '0' AND `deleted` = '0' UNION ALL SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, null as total_posts, null as total_files, null as total_image, null as total_audio, null as total_video, null as total_swf, null as unique_ip, null as unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '1' AND `parentid` = '411618' AND `deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `parentid`,`postid` no error (prepared query)
time taken: 0.00063896 SELECT `boardid`, `parentid`, `postid` FROM `kobapost` WHERE (`boardid` = 1 AND `postid` IN(407369,411579,412190)) OR (`boardid` = 2 AND `postid` IN(245227)) AND `deleted` = 0 no error


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Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
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Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
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rules in htaccess format:

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2023-03-21 08:11:57