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If this virus BS provokes martial law in the USA, I will be setting off a lot of homemade fireworks on a 10 minute timer along with a pair of speakers blasting Green Day's "Governator", and watching from afar as the wasps in green storm the area looking to deal some injustice. Anyone else making plans for the slim chance that this happens?
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No.419875
Anonymous
That seems dumb, why make an already bad situation worse for no other reason than to throw a teenage tantrum?

What would martial law even equate to apart from trying to control the spread of the disease.
No.419876
Anonymous
Replies:>>419893
>>419875
Some lefties think it's gonna be the beginning of the police state.
No.419877
Anonymous
Replies:>>419878
>>419875
Live a little. It's fun to stir the pot.
No.419878
Anonymous
Replies:>>419882
>>419877
Its not fun when it wastes resources and could lead to people getting hurt in a time of disease outbreak.
No.419882
Anonymous
>>419878
Just in theory here. Why should I care about others? Why should I follow what you think is "fun" and what you think is "not"?
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Oh wow, a larper. Didn't know they still visited +4

>>419876
>Some lefties think it's gonna be the beginning of the police state.
Shows what you know: Mid-to-far-left* already know USA is a police state. Far-Trump think they managed to avoid one.
t. not amerifag

*left-right is a useless overgeneralization
No.419895
Anonymous
>>419893
cute pig, would give doughnut
No.419900
Anonymous
It seems to be provoking martial law in most countries so far.
No.419902
Mstr Twstr
>>419893
Mostly correct views on life.

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