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No.422784
feb 2021 checking inAnonymous
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is there anybuddy out there?
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>>422784
Hello,
Is there anybody in there?
No.422790
Anonymous
Replies:>>422795
>>422784
>>422789
Hello, how may I help you?
No.422795
Anonymous
Replies:>>422796
>>422789
>>422790
hey fellows

i was starting to think no one would ever find me. ive been drawing anime women in the sand and watching the waves wash them away slowly. the sunset is beautiful but the darkness that follows torments me throughout the night.
No.422796
Anonymous
>>422795
>ive been drawing anime women in the sand and watching the waves wash them away slowly.

For some reason this strikes me as a hilarious looking scene. Someone should draw it.
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its cozy here
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>last year
No.422812
Anonymous
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>>422784
Yeah, my brain died a few days ago from fandom and plus4 overdose. Also, I binged a few shows that were made when I was a kid. Got lots of nostalgia for my brain to take a piss on. Also got really close to catching the virus, but don't worry, I still have virgin lungs.
No.422813
Anonymous
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>>422812
>plus4 overdose.

How can you have that when this site literally gets like 5 posts a day.
No.422819
Anonymous
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>>422813
I said fandom too, but I just silently scan through every thread and hope I missed something from 2014
No.422820
Anonymous
>>422819
OP here
sounds like you just stumbled across this website, anon
thats ok i did too

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