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Since it is a good thing to do, I made a YouTube Poop thread.

Revel in its brilliance!
Don't do drugs kids, watch You…youtube thumb
No.392231
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
YouTube Poop - Hank Hill is GO…youtube thumb

Not DurhamrockerZ, but still one of my favorite KOTH YTPs.

YTP - Jesse Ventura Confronts …youtube thumb

God bless /wooo/ for finding this one.

(YTP) Gaston's Ultimate Missio…youtube thumb

Everything about this is just great.
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Welcome to the INTERNET, kiddos!
[YTP] IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE AT YOUR FINGERTITSyoutube thumb
No.392718
Mister Twister
{YTP} ~ Jaunt Ronyoutube thumb

A new one from DaThings1
No.392818
Mister Twister
CD-i: Gwonam Screws with Link'…youtube thumb

There is no TIME and SPACE
No.393174
Mister Twister
DotAVIGuy's new short but sweet thing:
//youtube.com/watch?v=SB7FTEQ4_L8youtube thumb
No.393400
Mister Twister
No.393520
Anonymous
Replies:>>393524
The king has returned!

//youtube.com/watch?v=4vSeF-7X6BYyoutube thumb
No.393590
Mister Twister
A new one from noisepuppet:
//youtube.com/watch?v=yXU76uaejyQyoutube thumb
No.393692
Mister Twister
Replies:>>411466
Have some french pre-Internet pre-YouTube stuff:
//youtube.com/watch?v=nzMvQtVEXokyoutube thumb

This is real history.
No.393888
Mister Twister
It gets lonely in this thread...
//youtube.com/watch?v=0UtE2dW7MtYyoutube thumb
No.394585
Mister Twister
>>394410
I wouldn't call it "YouTube Poop", but at least it was well edited.
Replies:>>394938
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Silent Hil YTP
//youtube.com/watch?v=cUpun3cB2iIyoutube thumb
No.394938
Anonymous
Replies:>>394941
>>394935
That was awful
No.394941
Mister Twister
>>394938
Make sure to put that in the comments so the creator knows what you think.
No.394945
Anonymous
Replies:>>394953
Every Thanksgiving I come back to this vid.

//youtube.com/watch?v=pT-gdXvvEXEyoutube thumb
No.394953
Mister Twister
>>394945
Speaking of Billy Mays, the guy who made The Big City Toilet is back! He made himself a new account and made more poops.
Replies:>>394992
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New one from Stu Reilly:
//youtube.com/watch?v=bEXq18W6Gssyoutube thumb
No.394992
Anonymous
Replies:>>395080
>>394991
Is that Imaperson?
No.395080
Mister Twister
>>394992
I don't know where that sound clip is from, but yes, Imaperson used it a lot.
No.395819
Mister Twister
This one is 99.6% reverses, but DAMN it's glorious!
//youtube.com/watch?v=QU5ekRC2kyMyoutube thumb
No.395821
Mister Twister
Replies:>>395927
This guy's account has a bunch of quality poops, as well as some pony stuff. I WARNED you:
//youtube.com/watch?v=HeIkk6Yo0s8youtube thumb
No.395927
Anonymous
>>395821
You keep reviving this thread and you don't even know who Dikekike/KroboProductions is?
No.395930
Mister Twister
Replies:>>395956
>>395927
>you don't knnow who Dikekike is
You inferred that based on what exactly?

Have some shit:
//youtube.com/watch?v=jabwH04bFP8youtube thumb
No.395944
Anonymous
Replies:>>395956
>>395927
I don't see what made you think he didn't know; he linked to the fucking guy.
No.395956
Anonymous
Replies:>>395957
>>395944
>>395930
"This guy"

Krobo is a legendary YTPer from ever since 2007, the way he worded it was like he just discovered him.
No.395957
Mister Twister
Replies:>>395968
>>395956
Who even cares? Is there some kind of rule that says you must know all the original greats from times long passed? Well, if there is, I'd like to meet the enforcer. Plus, I am getting "how dare you not like what I like" vibes here.

Have something new, fresh from my subscriptions:
//youtube.com/watch?v=-v17ORn8Dtkyoutube thumb
//youtube.com/watch?v=nwuXGoahJWQyoutube thumb
No.395968
Anonymous
Replies:>>395988
>>395957
In case it matters, sorry for causing that fight. I owe you one, Twister.

~imposter
No.395988
Mister Twister
Replies:>>396340
>>395968
Please post poop. You have poop? Post it.
No.396340
Anonymous
>>395988
What software would you recommend for video editing to someone who doesn't want to spend money or pirate?
No.397300
Anonymous
>>396340
Windows shitty Movie Maker. I don't know of any others that are free.
(I use Sony Vegas: Piracy Edition)
No.397302
Mister Twister
>>396340
iMovie. I used it all the time, and probably not to its full potential. Beware though: you will never be able to do anything groundbreaking with iMovie.
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NEWSFLASH! Captain Quark's attacking!
//youtube.com/watch?v=1Ay30peEEJoyoutube thumb
No.397407
Mister Twister
Replies:>>397441
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There are a couple of audio spikes at 0:13 and 0:23 so watch out if you use headphones:
//youtube.com/watch?v=78dFqfxnxwQyoutube thumb
No.397441
Mister Twister
Replies:>>397459
>>397438
I see there are two of us now.

Are you the teacher, or the apprentice?
No.397459
Mister Twister
>>397441
I have come to overthrow my master. Let us draw swords!

haha just kidding I'm an apprentice.
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The Price Is Rice II: The Grain-ening
//youtube.com/watch?v=Ze6D_AUgbEoyoutube thumb
No.397750
Omegon
Replies:>>397766
No.397766
Mister Twister
>>397750
>I talk to Jesus FUCKING Christ and he says SHUT the DOOR!
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Replies:>>412912
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Steven Jewniverse Twoniverse
//youtube.com/watch?v=Uz2NUzgMvz8youtube thumb
No.398195
Mister Twister
I usually don't smile. But when I do, it's after watching shit like this:
//youtube.com/watch?v=jyeI3Ziii6wyoutube thumb
No.398197
Mister Twister
Replies:>>398522
And now Delta Airlines made a YTP:
//youtube.com/watch?v=I9jWM6Q5Cs4youtube thumb
No.398295
Mister Twister
The legendary Michael Rosen poop
//youtube.com/watch?v=oTOxxt1YeQkyoutube thumb

Probably the best one.
No.398507
Mister Twister
//youtube.com/watch?v=K9MLKKk5Uzkyoutube thumb

A 20 second poop. If you cannot sit through it, you have no patience.
No.398550
Mister Twister
Hobbit: An Incomprehensible Journey
//youtube.com/watch?v=dQpOl7I6Sc4youtube thumb
No.398674
Anonymous
Replies:>>398688
>>398652
Alright, those are good. I'll stop being shitty about the thread.

YouTube poops is often absurdism, and I like that every once in a while.
No.398687
Anonymous
Not youtube poop, but does anyone have the 'Arthur The Missing Episode' dubs? All except the original have been privatised.
//youtube.com/watch?v=65NvPDPZwiYyoutube thumb
No.398688
Mister Twister
Replies:>>398945
>>398674
YouTube Poop is absurdism. It's about taking something that makes sense, and remove sense from it, resulting in glorious nonsense.
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You know there is an issue when the YouTube Poop makes more sense than the original.
//youtube.com/watch?v=rcPI8oUeVS8youtube thumb
No.398944
Mister Twister
Replies:>>398952
Button Mash is back in YTP form:
//youtube.com/watch?v=VCAEfupanGMyoutube thumb
No.398945
Anonymous
Replies:>>398950
>>398688
Absurdism isn't just random wackiness, though. Waiting for Godot was absurdist.
No.398950
Mister Twister
>>398945
Tell that to the King of Absurdism.
>>398944
I have to admit, laughed so hard at this.
Too bad without noticing it, it redirected me to a mugen vore pokemon video. Goddammit!.
No.398974
Mister Twister
Obama got american problems up his butt
//youtube.com/watch?v=EbLo9fU_3jwyoutube thumb
No.399007
Anonymous
Replies:>>399011
The best YTPs are the ones that are quotable.

//youtube.com/watch?v=YJpbBP0Lxhcyoutube thumb
No.399011
Mister Twister
>>399007
"The best YTPs are the ones that are quotable"
– Anonymous
No.399134
Mister Twister
No.399192
Mister Twister
Ride along with the police as they rape, murder, and pillage under the name of justice:
//youtube.com/watch?v=jelOTZHeeewyoutube thumb
No.399278
Mister Twister
Poke yourself because you are your mom's children:
//youtube.com/watch?v=NUslfCA22cUyoutube thumb
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Gabriel Iglabriel Buckles His Fuckle:
//youtube.com/watch?v=NIrO8HUlazYyoutube thumb
No.399329
Snes !v68zTeBMI.
Replies:>>399330
//youtube.com/watch?v=CKmN5Z1Kc50youtube thumb

People from Egypt can tell you're from Egypt
No.399330
Mister Twister
>>399329
Hey, I actually seen this one.
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Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for... something:
//youtube.com/watch?v=0OMKRBhn6nUyoutube thumb
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DinnerWarrior's last video
//youtube.com/watch?v=2f2kpi72Mmoyoutube thumb

He got tired of this shit, and decided to grow up and stop having fun. Forever.
No.399676
Anonymous
Replies:>>399682
>>399621
Fuck.

It's not fair. DinnerWarrior disappears, but we go on.
No.399682
Mister Twister
Replies:>>399693
>>399676
I wonder if he ever gets over his "I AM A MATURE ADULT AND HAVE NO LOVE FOR CHILDISH THINGS" and comes back in a year or two.

Because if he doesn't, I'll have to make the sequel to Michael Rosen's Heroic Journey on my own.

Have a new poop, Postman Tap Episode II:
//youtube.com/watch?v=s4BQUt-RINwyoutube thumb
No.399693
Anonymous
>>399682
...Or alternatively he has real life to worry about instead of making silly videos he can't profit off of.
No.399705
Anonymous
>>399693
As someone who makes meaningless videos like youtube poop, this.
No.399744
Mister Twister
Replies:>>399746
>>399693
>if I cannot make money off it I will not do it
I never understood that argument.

Beside, none of you make money by posting here. Does that mean you should immediately cease posting for all eternity?
No.399746
Slowpoke
Replies:>>399749
>>399744
Making videos takes a long time, and can be stressful.
Why do something that takes up a large percentage of your free time and isn't even fun, if there's no payoff?
No.399749
Mister Twister
Replies:>>399750
>>399746
But YouTube Poop is fun.

Fun.
No.399750
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Replies:>>399751
>>399749

The process of making YTPs isn’t universally fun for everyone who makes them, MT.
No.399751
Mister Twister
Replies:>>399752
>>399750
Then why did those people who quit, made them originally?
No.399752
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Replies:>>399753
>>399751

Because they wanted to.
No.399753
Mister Twister
Replies:>>399754
>>399752
Of course. But why would you want to do something for free, unless you enjoyed it at least somewhat?

Also, Dinner Warrior is a fucking liar
//youtube.com/watch?v=BIqernV8w-Iyoutube thumb
No.399754
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Replies:>>399756
>>399753

No shit people wouldn’t do something “for free” unless they enjoyed it. But the point you seem to miss is that things can stop being fun over time. And even if it doesn't stop being fun, people still have to make money to survive.
No.399755
Anonymous
Why not open a Patreon for donations for YTP? That's legal right?
No.399756
Mister Twister
>>399755
Some do it.

>>399754
I was under the false impression that you tried to say "people who quit making poops never enjoyed it to begin with".
No.399757
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Replies:>>399758
>>399755

Yeah, uh…doing so would probably be skirting some ridiculously thin legal lines concerning for-profit parodies. Most people wouldn’t want to leave themselves open for legal repercussions in that way. The only Patreon I can think of that comes close to what you're suggesting is Team Four Star’s, and they go out of their way to stress that their Patreon is not for DBZ Abridged or Hellsing Abridged.
No.399758
Anonymous
Replies:>>399759
>>399757
Technically, Fair Use works for parodies regardless of whether or not they're commercial--the issue is that Fair Use is a defense, not a Natural Right, so it doesn't do you any good against people who can afford to take you to court unless you can afford lawyers to defend you.
No.399759
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
>>399758

And the average person would probably give up on making their parodies rather than go to court and defend their rights in an expensive, time-consuming lawsuit.
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The video title may be misleading
//youtube.com/watch?v=4lI8TiPG9cEyoutube thumb
No.399862
Mister Twister
//youtube.com/watch?v=mzVyLdHOuQ4youtube thumb

Why does TheCaledioScope keeps losing accounts? His stuff is pure gold.
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This is art.
//youtube.com/watch?v=JkoAUjdSq4Uyoutube thumb
No.400001
Mister Twister
A Spyro poop, of all things
//youtube.com/watch?v=bGjC6RSu9rwyoutube thumb
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//youtube.com/watch?v=hIkBCu-CmQEyoutube thumb
No.400287
Mister Twister
>>400273
Short and sweet.
No.400590
Mister Twister
//youtube.com/watch?v=OXikkUx4BIIyoutube thumb
Audio poop, no looking required!
No.400624
Mister Twister
//youtube.com/watch?v=PQoT4P7Mf44youtube thumb
Kim Jon Un watches horse butts.
No.400629
Mister Twister
Finished my contribution for a collab today. Feels good, man.
No.400656
Mister Twister
>>400652
Now that's real professional.
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Honest question: can you survive this:
//youtube.com/watch?v=EOCe-fh32Wgyoutube thumb
?
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I had a coffee yesterday, with a girl named Rebecca.
//youtube.com/watch?v=DKY8EnX5Hloyoutube thumb
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No.402344
Alpharius
Replies:>>402348
No.402348
Mister Twister
>>402344
That's a lovely WTF Internet Video, but sadly not a YTP. It's not an edit, but rather build from scratch.
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For those of you who thought "I don't like sand" was the worst line in cinema history:
//youtube.com/watch?v=IROlH-xTPGMyoutube thumb

I think the line is perfectly fine.
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Into the woods to bring some bread
To granny who is already dead
I sort of hate to ask it
But do you have a casket?

//youtube.com/watch?v=tXVpyUM0hoYyoutube thumb
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//youtube.com/watch?v=Oiaix_yLt8Yyoutube thumb
No.403803
Mister Twister
Combuskenisawesome's new modern classic:
//youtube.com/watch?v=-heOcFFY1JEyoutube thumb
No.403804
Anonymous
Replies:>>403806
I've taken a liking to AlpacaHawk, a fellow Ausfag. He seems to have an obsession with Peter Parker though.
//youtube.com/watch?v=IEBqvbTCNUYyoutube thumb
//youtube.com/watch?v=8_aA0unjDaYyoutube thumb
//youtube.com/watch?v=EqBt8Rkyoq4youtube thumb
No.403806
Mister Twister
>>403804
First one is real nice.
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//youtube.com/watch?v=6qcb6FeFgTcyoutube thumb

Too much filler in the beginning, but watch through the end (it's worth it).
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I just realized this is timely:
//youtube.com/watch?v=JkoAUjdSq4Uyoutube thumb
No.404035
Mister Twister
>>404033
9.7/10
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A political poop, fresh off the poop presses:
//youtube.com/watch?v=d7CE1tl0MGgyoutube thumb
No.404188
Mister Twister
>>404187
It had good moments, but too much unedited footage and too much repetition.
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This is super psychedelic.
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MrSimon/TheElectricCheese is back!
//youtube.com/watch?v=I6cCc1vUb_Iyoutube thumb
No.404399
Anonymous
Replies:>>404402
>computer is somehow glitching every so often, replays the same sound three times in a row before continuing
>cant tell if its the YTP or my speakers
have part 3 of a 3 & 1/2 part series
//youtube.com/watch?v=Dns75B46oCgyoutube thumb
No.404402
Mister Twister
>>404399
That is gr8. And no complex editing even!
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This is an actual screenshot.

//youtube.com/watch?v=MSZOO1lDte4youtube thumb
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According to this video, YTP is a secret ploy to brainwash children into becoming reclusive monsters who masturbate to fantasy creatures:
//youtube.com/watch?v=2wxI7I8sIdwyoutube thumb
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No.405622
Alpharius
/v/ had a good poop thread.
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/332579645/
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The man who created the source video seen it.
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DaThings1 has returned!
//youtube.com/watch?v=zUWs-T9KZ0Uyoutube thumb
No.406152
Holy shit
Replies:>>406155
No.406155
Mister Twister
>>406152
That is a YouTube Poop Music Video, and it counts.
No.406336
Anonymous
slow start but it alright
//youtube.com/watch?v=U1-ZHOT8o1Qyoutube thumb
No.406341
Mister Twister
>>406336
Sometimes the simplest edits are the best, if used creatively.
No.406353
Anonymous
>>406336
I haven't seen this movie since I was in second grade and it clearly seems like something I'd enjoy today.

And yeah, what Twisty said, sometimes something more low-key works best.
No.406536
Mister Twister
A Loud House poop from someone who occasionally makes good videos:
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HE HATES NO ONE!
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/r/Soundclown is nice
No.407085
Anonymous
Replies:>>407090
a good edit of Big Bill Hell's

//youtube.com/watch?v=JcNn0RSvMNkyoutube thumb
No.407090
Mister Twister
>>407085
Noice.
No.407091
Anonymous
I know it's off topic, but what is the second track on this? I thought it was Mario Kart, but it apparently isn't.

https://soundcloud.com/thtoreogf/ur-my-favorite-deputy
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A legitimately good Zootopia poop:
//youtube.com/watch?v=OidYiQ0J3HIyoutube thumb
No.407111
Anonymous
Replies:>>407117
A YouTube version of an audio YTP
//youtube.com/watch?v=T-6x6V-6iaYyoutube thumb

>>407109
>lewd image used as thumbnail
Haven't even opened it and I have mixed feelings.

Did the guy who made the free Creative Commons blender model make it knowing it would be used for porn? I reckon it's a 50/50 chance.
No.407113
Anonymous
>>407109
Holy shit that is some good quality poop, in effort, joke quality and editing quality and I think I understood every joke

Thanks, Mister Twister.
No.407117
Mister Twister
>>407111
That is what I thought myself, but knowing me giving that guy 1 view is not going to destroy the universe, I clicked anyway. It was the opposite of bad.
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Movie of all time.
No.407175
Anonymous
From wikipedia, from another website:
>Associate professor of cultural anthropology at Kansas State University Michael Wesch has defined YouTube Poop as "absurdist remixes that ape and mock the lowest technical and aesthetic standards of remix culture to comment on remix culture itself"
I personally think he may be reading too much into it. I've always considered it a mixture of simple parody, remix, allusion and absurd/non-sequitur based humour. (note: absurd, not absurdist) (but then again, I'm a bit of a philistine when it comes to conventions of art)

There might be a minority that have an artistic social commentary mindset, but I doubt it. I wonder what that guy thinks of Soundclown.

(Don't worry, there's better descriptions on Wikipedia by university people)
No.407204
Anonymous
Here's a mirror for the Arthur Missing Episode

https://comfy.moe/kqenvh.mp4
No.407205
Anonymous
>>407175
You might be interested in this:
//youtube.com/watch?v=IFFPguIXI6oyoutube thumb

It's from a fan's perspective. Nice hearing some of my occasional thoughts put into words.
No.407210
Mister Twister
Replies:>>407230
>>407205
That man is fucking horrible.
No.407230
Anonymous
Replies:>>407238
>>407210
For once (well im not keeping count), I agree with Twister

>YTP is not for enjoyment
I mean, come on. Fucking think about what you're saying.

Also, I have a busy schedule for the next week, but after I will most likely post a YTP of my own here. Hopefully it lives up to your standards.
No.407233
Anonymous
>>407205
>a fan
probably not
No.407238
Mister Twister
Replies:>>407271
>>407230
>Hopefully it lives up to your standards.
I am not the king of the thread. You post for other posters and for yourself. Doesn't fucking matter what I think.

In other news, CS188 strikes again!
//youtube.com/watch?v=QxGoPypBn9gyoutube thumb
No.407271
Anonymous
>>407238
Yeah I know, but I've gotta aim for something.

In other other news, I finally got a "worst video ever" comment. I think I coped alright. He picked the one I was proud of too. (Wasn't quite a poop but similar genre)

Amazingly, saw my first CS188 vids today, although not the one you linked (yet)
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This is real art
//youtube.com/watch?v=Aom2CV68tt0youtube thumb
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You cry of laughter, you lose:
//youtube.com/watch?v=4IMrP5t18ugyoutube thumb
No.407516
Anonymous
>>407513
*clack* nice...
No.407709
Anonymous
>>407513
rip headphones
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The thrilling conclusion to the Jewniverse Trilogy:
//youtube.com/watch?v=Zu1WNNPvrkYyoutube thumb
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You laugh, you FUCKING lose.
//youtube.com/watch?v=Rh7oddrohV0youtube thumb
No.408043
Anonymous
Replies:>>408044
>>407931
That came out before April. You tricked me into thinking there was another.
No.408044
Anonymous
>>408043
buuuuuut, you did help me find:
//youtube.com/watch?v=QJUIzfmJvfsyoutube thumb
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The shit just keeps coming:
//youtube.com/watch?v=9HgJSvZ867Ayoutube thumb
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//youtube.com/watch?v=pp3JjapzTtcyoutube thumb
Replies:>>411866
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So, good old Stu is better than ever at pooping, and yet had become touch-ier than ever (disabled comments everywhere)
//youtube.com/watch?v=vKUVDpJtOdAyoutube thumb
Replies:>>408504
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Oldie, but (hopefully) a goodie:
//youtube.com/watch?v=PVBYIlswPkQyoutube thumb
No.408504
Anonymous
Replies:>>408678
>>408498
Is that the guy from parks and rec
No.408678
Mister Twister
>>408504
I have no idea. Not a source expert.
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CS188 strikes again!
//youtube.com/watch?v=C1zzXw34s7Uyoutube thumb
Replies:>>409336
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//youtube.com/watch?v=NA0D2Qcv7Q0youtube thumb
No.409336
Anonymous
>>409325
Very nice. I should have guessed it was Dimitri.

>warning: stretch video
//youtube.com/watch?v=miUHS7RpCG8youtube thumb
Bonus points if you recognise ending music.
No.409375
Anonymous
Here's a low-traffic one.
//youtube.com/watch?v=SeCwalDUMIMyoutube thumb
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A real classic:
//youtube.com/watch?v=z0em7ExhQ1Uyoutube thumb
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Who needs drugs with things like these?
//youtube.com/watch?v=zpob8GcmOdYyoutube thumb
No.409593
Anonymous
Replies:>>409604
https://soundcloud.com/oypoolboy/the-proclaimers-lose-enthusiasm-decide-to-not-walk-500-miles-and-write-their-song-in-64
No.409604
Mister Twister
Replies:>>409606
>>409593
Audio poops are rare.
No.409606
Anonymous
Replies:>>416946
>>409604
Actual audio poops (as opposed to popular "soundclowns", like the one I posted) are rare. I think I've already posted it, but this one is a favourite.
https://soundcloud.com/mcmangos/denacious-t
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This is either the greatest thing ever, or... not:
//youtube.com/watch?v=SuxiMMftSMgyoutube thumb
Replies:>>410154
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No.410154
Mister Twister
>>410139
Soulja Boy is soooooo 2008.
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//youtube.com/watch?v=Xy2jZABDB40youtube thumb
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//youtube.com/watch?v=Fzgh8ciDgosyoutube thumb
No.410677
Anonymous
Replies:>>410719
Not YTP, but alt comedy.

//youtube.com/watch?v=mPPJ2Day05Myoutube thumb
No.410719
Mister Twister
>>410677
Nice/10
No.411274
Anonymous
Replies:>>411305
https://soundcloud.com/nase-pybus/now-look-at-this

Soundcloud, but necessary.
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Finnish pony poop:
//youtube.com/watch?v=QMH4BqnqvaIyoutube thumb
No.411305
Mister Twister
>>411274
Somehow, this was related:
https://soundcloud.com/wheelable/rockwell-interlude
No.411358
Alpharius
Replies:>>411359
We are number one, but please read the descripton because there is so much going on
//youtube.com/watch?v=_MfvMG9IOpUyoutube thumb
description: It's starts with beat 2 and 4 being switched, then beat 2 and 4 is reversed, then there is some weird panning, then the 1 and 3 is switched, then there is some weird echo in the style of the shepards tone, then it 1,4,2,3 until they fall and break the matrix, leading the song to slow down, and as it steady gets momentum, the matrix is still broken so the switching is randomized until all beat 1s decide to kick in in rapid sucsession, and beat 2 and 3 and 4 also likes that, so they follow straight after and the matrix is still broken so all the versions end up playing the final part before they fade out.
No.411359
Anonymous
>>411358
Surprisingly understandable. I like it.
Replies:>>411464
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Why haven't I posted this last week??
//youtube.com/watch?v=zELgmswYbQUyoutube thumb
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A very poopy soundclown. Good until 0:54, where it enters a loop for the rest of the song.

https://soundcloud.com/jack-futter/hey-now-your-a-tool-in-the-shed
No.411464
Anonymous
>>411456
My expectations were high, and yet they are exceeded.
No.411466
Anonymous
I need to check out the first half of the thread
>>393692
>An avant-garde sonic and visual reediting of a short clip from the classic 1962 film "To Kill a Mockingbird."
Damn. Very repetitive, but still interesting.
Replies:>>411864
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//youtube.com/watch?v=pT-gdXvvEXEyoutube thumb
No.411578
Anonymous
(not quite YTP) //youtube.com/watch?v=BnZRRNuzjfEyoutube thumb

It's a Lazy Town "but every time x is replaced with y" video, but with an actual pun.
No.411614
Mister Twister
No.411800
Anonymous
The release of official stems has seriously inflated the number of non-trivial We Are Number One videos.
No.411864
Anonymous
>>411488
That's very nice.
No.411866
Anonymous
>>408389
The Charlie Brown show poop was exceptional
No.412061
Anonymous
Replies:>>412062
I wonder if anyone has made "You Are A Pirate But Every Time They Say 'Pirate', I Steal A Movie"
No.412062
Mister Twister
>>412061
Such high level sorcery could only be made by a god.
No.412083
Anonymous
Replies:>>412092
Hey Twister, you like technology right?

(assuming you haven't already seen it)
//youtube.com/watch?v=Xpx_KmGZ6TUyoutube thumb
No.412092
Mister Twister
>>412083
Twas pretty good. I normally watch poops from the people I subscribe to, since there is guaranteed quality there.
No.412123
Anonymous
Aliantos's edits are trippy as fuck, in a dark way. I guess they are still YTP.

Apple Pie (from a Carl Sagan video)
//youtube.com/watch?v=Q55Uc2JCqo8youtube thumb

Swing Bobby Swing (King of the Hill)
//youtube.com/watch?v=CoF42UppkI4youtube thumb
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Old, but gr8
//youtube.com/watch?v=NTEIdUV0nE8youtube thumb
Replies:>>412201
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When you're subscribed to great people, great poops just keep coming:
//youtube.com/watch?v=emhXoDcxXvAyoutube thumb
No.412201
Anonymous
Replies:>>412207
>>412197
>XJ9
I've never watched the show (is it good? what's it similar to?) but I checked out the channel of someone who loves the show and found a video which was just dA deviant art/porn of the show with audio of a little kid gamer autistically screaming "DELET THIS". .com/watch?v=IpIgqTrIzS4. Warning: pregnancy and gay shota.

I found it funny.
No.412207
Mister Twister
Replies:>>412210
>>412201
Disgusting things are funny to young people.

Please don't be that young.
No.412210
Anonymous
Replies:>>412212
>>412207
>Please don't be that young.
I'm not the one who made a YouTube Poop thread.
No.412212
Mister Twister
Replies:>>412224
>>412210
I am sorry for not finding pregnancy and gay shota funny.
No.412224
Anonymous
>>412212
Give it some time and I may be able to forgive you...
No.412254
Mister Twister
>>412252
THE MADMAN
No.412835
Anonymous
Replies:>>412836
This guy has a similar style to Dimitri Petrov. (In fact, the two are doing a YTP Tennis with Ramsay videos.)
//youtube.com/watch?v=2Ghoni3urtsyoutube thumb
No.412836
Mister Twister
Replies:>>412876
>>412835
I already knew it was Biodegradable.
No.412876
Anonymous
>>412836
I'm surprised I didn't even know about Biodegradable until today.
No.412908
Anonymous
//youtube.com/watch?v=c2oL7c6C66Myoutube thumb

Despite having a lot of non-sequitur, pitch-changing and repetition/reversal humour (in a typical YTP way), this is surprising sophisticated in parts. It's got a Shakespeare line, a reference to The Treachery of Images and a nice little social comment at the end (starting 4:04).
No.412910
Anonymous
//youtube.com/watch?v=8b5V3EFfPi0youtube thumb

A nice Sonic Says of bad advice.
No.412912
Anonymous
>>397954
>>407931
Well, I discovered via TVTropes that there's a hidden annotation one each of these two videos on the watermelon during the auto-fellatio scenes that links to a hidden video. It's a different video linked in each of those two Jewniverse videos.
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//youtube.com/watch?v=IkZi1jmCTDgyoutube thumb

WINDMILL WINDMILL FOR THE BEES
No.413807
Mister Twister
In the last conversation Lara Croft had with her father, he took out his dick, and danced.

//youtube.com/watch?v=k9v8GdJqNlwyoutube thumb
No.413879
Anonymous
A Short PaRappa Splice
//youtube.com/watch?v=Cmx-YkKIlaAyoutube thumb
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DotAviGuy is back from the ded:
//youtube.com/watch?v=lxFV5NHIV8kyoutube thumb
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Do you like Shlock?

//youtube.com/watch?v=Z3UxXm4XacUyoutube thumb
No.414232
Anonymous
Replies:>>414233
From May 2nd, YouTube will discontinue support for creating and editing annotations.

I am saddened.
No.414233
Mister Twister
>>414232
Thankfully, YT will not always be the only game in town.
No.414234
Alpharius a go go
Replies:>>414236
>>414233
Do you have any evidence to support your claim?
No.414236
Mister Twister
>>414234
Learning from history, noticing trends, 6th sense.
No.414239
Anonymous
Replies:>>414240
>>414233
In the next five years, I can't see YouTube sinking to second place. It has become very difficult to kill. I think it would require a mass exodus of eCelebrities to damage it, and I can't see that happening unless they seriously, insanely fuck up.
No.414240
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
>>414239

Second place? The probability is low, but nothing is impossible. First place with a smaller gap between first and second than there is now? Far more probable.

YouTube is a bit like WWE right now. Both are the “leader” of their specific area by a country mile, but they also have plenty of smaller competitors that stay afloat because they appeal to different niches. Any one of those competitors could conceivably “break out” and become the clear “second place”, but it will not overtake the “industry leader” unless that company really fucks itself over.
No.414292
Anonymous
Replies:>>414297
//youtube.com/watch?v=r0_3tLBlwYAyoutube thumb

Hey thread, do you think is it fine to call this style of edit a YTP?
For the most part, it's splicing/remixing an original cartoon to create an alternate series of events, but at the same time it doesn't really utilise many YTP stylistic conventions.

I'm just wondering if there's another subculture that it fits better.
No.414297
Mister Twister
Replies:>>414322
>>414292
No need for a sub-category. Just a YTP.
No.414322
Anonymous
>>414297
I don't even mean a sub-category, I just want to check YTP is a correct category.
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It took HOW long to get a Moana poop?
//youtube.com/watch?v=qAtCp5SNz-4youtube thumb
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Found this by chance. It alright.
//youtube.com/watch?v=RH-CG4k-WLcyoutube thumb
No.414661
Anonymous
No.414731
Anonymous
your standard Steven Universe YouTube Poop

//youtube.com/watch?v=E21CdJ071lEyoutube thumb
No.414799
Anonymous
Kinda half YTPMV. Definitely experimental montage.

//youtube.com/watch?v=pwWpzftren8youtube thumb
No.414845
Anonymous
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You MUST watch this:
//youtube.com/watch?v=xD2AzRxssvoyoutube thumb
No.414869
Mister Twister
Memes, trains, and auto insurance:
//youtube.com/watch?v=bfIaTGwuIAgyoutube thumb
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The Entire History of Equestria:
//youtube.com/watch?v=f0QZwrEz4oYyoutube thumb
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DaThings1 is back!
//youtube.com/watch?v=liXHVceGXfcyoutube thumb
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Critique welcomed. There are a couple of bits of edgy humour and swearing in there, but it's spread out.

A Billy and Mandy YTP
//youtube.com/watch?v=I_x8AqJRHXEyoutube thumb

A Regular Show YTP/edit
//youtube.com/watch?v=LnGZOyMWnEcyoutube thumb
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This sure is something:
//youtube.com/watch?v=tzv8KaZo5rsyoutube thumb
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//youtube.com/watch?v=JT8dnfmc0kQyoutube thumb
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//youtube.com/watch?v=hQl2rh7NjpYyoutube thumb
No.415256
Mister Twister
>>415021
Both are just fine.

And the ending of the second one is the best.
No.415257
Alpharius
>>415021
I was meaning to toss my 2cents at this when you first posted them. I like them and I'm very thankful that there wasn't much LOUD audio distortion.
Replies:>>415311
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No.415311
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
Replies:>>415312
>>415310

Why must you post something designed to both give me nightmares and piss me off?
No.415312
Mister Twister
>>415311
It's your karma.
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>>415397
Short, but sweet.

Now check out this one:
//youtube.com/watch?v=FfbXpAfJfx4youtube thumb
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>>415522
A classic.
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Not so much a YTP as much as it is a very high-quality audio-swap. Probably already seen it though.
//youtube.com/watch?v=iEdBeyXGZ94youtube thumb
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Replies:>>415799
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A simple, calm poopie

//youtube.com/watch?v=-QCSYAgzDKwyoutube thumb
No.415799
Mister Twister
>>415798
Not bad for a practice piece.
No.415958
Anonymous
I reckon it qualifies: >>415957
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Apparently this needs an ear-rape warning? Whatever.

The following programme is intended for an immature audience, it may contain adult themes and sexual references. Viewer discretion advised.
//youtube.com/watch?v=6JLeI632kDkyoutube thumb
Replies:>>416256
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A very nice YTP of "Ren and Stimpy - In The Army". Commendable use of FX to complement Ren's insanity.

//youtube.com/watch?v=NfBRqa8MQBYyoutube thumb
No.416256
Anonymous
Replies:>>416258
>>416255
oh, and you may want to watch out for your ears
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>>416256
Did somebody say "loud noises"?
//youtube.com/watch?v=IFeHHOLiTUQyoutube thumb
No.416259
Anonymous
>>416258
can't watch it now due to exams, but I can hear it just looking at the thumbnail. can't wait
No.416297
Anonymous
Replies:>>416299
You Reposted In The Wrong Trousers
//youtube.com/watch?v=BzvtnMNaCZQyoutube thumb

May as well put this old thing here, whether or not it's a "true" YTP
//youtube.com/watch?v=AmhfVba-Rpgyoutube thumb
and oh hey, turns out there was a sequel I never saw
//youtube.com/watch?v=xucyqt11hg8youtube thumb
No.416299
Mister Twister
>>416297
I am still mad You Reposted in the Wrong Burger Shop was deleted.
Replies:>>416327
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This is art
//youtube.com/watch?v=V46E7vhYUjAyoutube thumb
No.416327
Anonymous
>>416258
Exceptional job.

>>416324
The "saas" took me by surprise but this was great. I've actually been looking for a few slightly creepy but not overtly scary edit videos (such as Aliantos's edits, Dmitri Petrov's outros and parts of //youtube.com/watch?v=_DIQKUZIqHo)
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No.416369
MiG-21bis
Hello darkness, my old friend.
No.416392
Anonymous
>>407175 et al.

I think this is a very good thesis on YTP. Written in 2011, but still relevant.
https://stijniethuijs.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/scriptie-youtube-poop-v-2.pdf
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Merry FUCKING Christmas
//youtube.com/watch?v=53T_kDpOCsoyoutube thumb
No.416875
Anonymous
AlpacaHawk does another good Star Wars poop (no, it's not the new film)
//youtube.com/watch?v=hv3AgmaAohkyoutube thumb
No.416946
Anonymous
>>409606
I think I forgot to post the actual YTP:
//youtube.com/watch?v=T-6x6V-6iaYyoutube thumb
Context: someone made the audio track in a YTP style, this guy added a video to match
No.416957
Anonymous
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It's about time someone made a poop of this horrible right wing nazi misogynist!
//youtube.com/watch?v=Hpj06eD9nwMyoutube thumb
No.417086
Anonymous
Replies:>>417410
Flavour of the month:
//youtube.com/watch?v=cX67FiZ1aSQyoutube thumb
//youtube.com/watch?v=aRsOBFhNjVMyoutube thumb

note: the first one has a livestream of it's creation.
No.417410
Anonymous
>>417086
cs188 finally joined the party
//youtube.com/watch?v=V1ceGzXusGQyoutube thumb
Slow start, but an unforgettable luncheon.
No.417461
Anonymous
One last one, made last year. This one is undoubtedly worthy of the thread.
//youtube.com/watch?v=6F4g6FROYlkyoutube thumb
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mfw one of my videos crashes the YouTube mobile app
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//youtube.com/watch?v=qCAMlO9Av18youtube thumb
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More quality content
//youtube.com/watch?v=eTRvQAYH3jwyoutube thumb
No.417593
Anonymous
Just like old times.
Robotnik Gets A Tumblr Pageyoutube thumb
No.417693
Anonymous
Another great Toy Story poop from AlpacaHawk.
[YTP] Woody Loses His Schmoeyoutube thumb
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[YTP] SYLVIA ROLEPLAYyoutube thumb

Some good SHIT.
No.417708
Anonymous
Replies:>>417713
{YTP} Phil Swift's Super Strong Penis Takes Over Tokyoyoutube thumb
Good poop of Flex Glue and Flex Tape informercial.
No.417713
Meester Tweester
>>417708
Not bad.
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Combuskenisawesome is ALIVE!
239- AlolA's Funniest Home Treasure Huntsyoutube thumb
No.417717
The Sneaky Tiki
Hey meester and anyone else who like, come join this discord. I run it and it will be a little more free to discuss things on than the standard plus4 discord.

https://discord.gg/skvATc
No.417718
Anonymous
>>417717
Discord has a horrible privacy policy but unfortunately a few groups I like exclusively hang there (like archival projects)
No.417720
Black Hand ## Developer
Replies:>>417721
>>417717
Why not just, you know, discuss things here instead of discord?
No.417721
The Sneaky Tiki
Replies:>>417722
>>417720
Are you okay with me talking in depth about crimes like those committed against Junko Furata or Terrell Peterson here? I'm gonna say probably not.

But hey, if anyone wants to go on that Discord that's a lot of the kinds of things I'd be talking about.
No.417722
Black Hand ## Developer
Replies:>>417723
>>417721
>I'm gonna say probably not.

I don't know where you got that idea from. Why wouldn't I be? Just remember to use spoiler/nsfw tags, if necessary.
No.417723
The Sneaky Tiki
>>417722
Well shit, that sounds great to me.
Replies:>>417725
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>>417717
Will I be permabanned from that on too, if I piss off a mod?
No.417725
The Sneaky Tiki
Replies:>>417726
>>417724
No, that's literally why I'm inviting you, because I didn't feel like it was fair when you were banned.

https://discord.gg/thySkfK

New never expiring link.
No.417726
Meester Tweester
>>417725
Thanks. I will reward you with a funny.
No.417729
Meester Tweester
DINNER WARRIOR IS BACK, BABY!!!
YTP: The Enemy Under the King's Noseyoutube thumb
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2008 awesome angles!
Jack Black defines orgasmyoutube thumb
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EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE CLAY NATION ATTACKEDyoutube thumb
This guy is becoming more nuanced with eye-and-ear rape which is nice.
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Post cool new stuff (or old stuff):
YTP - Ratt Willyums has a Savage Lysergic Acid Attack on Stageyoutube thumb
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what was wrong with the old thread?
No.417837
Anonymous
does this still bump?
Replies:>>417839
OH SHIT. I thought the limit was 300.
No.417839
Black Hand ## Developer
>>417838
The bump limit is higher on /baw/, I think 400..

I'll make a note to add some indicator for whether a thread is past the number or not.
Replies:>>417941
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Победитель "Аккордеон Плюс" 2015 - юный баянист Владимир Парсанов - "Скорый поезд"youtube thumb

Look at the little wunderkind playing the accordion like a true maestro. You can see on the faces of the girls sitting behind him that all pussies in a 100 meter radius are getting wet. The kid's got the moves.
No.417941
I namefag here often
Replies:>>417942
>>417940
Wrong thread?
No.417942
Anonymous
Replies:>>417944
>>417941
>youtube shit thread
>posting youtube shit in it

????
No.417944
Anonymous
>>417942
>implying "youtube shit" is the same as "youtube poop"
Understandable, but mistaken. YouTube Poop is an actual video genre.
No.417945
Anonymous
okay, where do we post the random youtube videos then?
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Merry Samhainween, you fuckers!
241- Cardboard Carpentryyoutube thumb

>>417946
Oh for fox's sake, that's not a YTP!
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Most of you kids don't even know who David Baley is.
YTP: Perfesser Pewpz Manifests a Sausyoutube thumb
Replies:>>418386
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>>418384
It seems like you have no idea what a YTP is. Your video has nothing to do with anything.

Homomies CACA NRRT (p3ntavus)youtube thumb
No.418386
Anonymous
Replies:>>418387
>>418385
Nobody gives a shit at this point, this is just a generic youtube dump thread.

But if you like we can make a new youtube thread and just leave this one to die because nobody is actually posting any YTP.
No.418387
Master Twaster
>>418386
This place can always use more threads.
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CS188 is FUCKING back!~!
[YTP] THE PHONE THAT FOLDS ITSELF OUT OF EXISTENCEyoutube thumb
No.418392
Anonymous
Replies:>>418395
NitroEdits did an effort video
[YTP] Mr Darkside Calls A Cabyoutube thumb
No.418395
Master Twaster
>>418392
Made 25% of my day.
No.418430
Master Twaster
Turns out Noisepuppet is really in his 50s (and he is glorious):
[vlog] Q&A&guitarsyoutube thumb
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And now Noisepuppet is BACK, baby!
The Seedy Revolution [YTP]youtube thumb
Replies:>>418459
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A very distilled YTP, on could consider this a study of repetition and transformation.
ytp dickcockyoutube thumb
No.418459
Muster Twuster
>>418455
>when you have 6 seconds of footage and a box full of effects
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Looks like Caledioscope hath returned!
YTP: Stimpy Ren's BOOM twipstuk down in the gar-denyoutube thumb
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When you are Jesus and Satan at the same time, this video exists:
[YTP] - Class of 1997 🚀youtube thumb
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The Doug Walker YTP Collab - Nostalgia Criticyoutube thumb

YouTube Poop was made great again today!
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Noisepuppet refuses to go away
[YTP] Crustal Poopsy Sales Sales Profits Salesyoutube thumb
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YTP Quickie: No Nut Noverwatchyoutube thumb
No.419498
Mister Twister
Replies:>>419499
>>419497
thumbs up emoji
No.419499
Anonymous
Replies:>>419500
>>419498
you mean 👍
No.419500
Mister Twister
Replies:>>419501
>>419499
Since when such sorcery is possible??
No.419501
Anonymous
Replies:>>419502
>>419500
see
>>418396
on win10, you press winkey+dot.
No.419502
Mister Twister
>>419501
Stukk on a Mak, so....
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The 2010s YTP Collab 3: The Modern Finaleyoutube thumb

(I contributed)
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A MAN HAS FARTED INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITYyoutube thumb
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FRENCH poop!
YTP FR - Fred et Jamy sont racistes !youtube thumb
No.419673
Mister Twister
>>419672
Well, you know what they say about roses under other names.......
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LEUTENANTGWO IS BACK!
Robotnik Gets A Refund Of One Dollar (Tennis)youtube thumb
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This video contains: mice
Robotnik: The Squeaky Collectionyoutube thumb
Replies:>>419828
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Sentence mixing jokes, so I suppose this thread is appropriate.
https://soundcloud.com/eatingfttcn/charlies-angels-dust
No.419828
Mister Twister
>>419824
What a (plot) twist!
No.420018
Mstr Twstr
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YTP - The Neverending Critic reviews The Roofyoutube thumb
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Fool me once, you're a fishyoutube thumb

Short and sweet.
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YTP - Jenny Falls for a Nigerian Phishing Scamyoutube thumb
No.420486
Anonymous
No.420557
Anonymous
>>420273
Well that was nostalgic.
Replies:>>420730
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ytp padillayoutube thumb
The FURF FURF FURF FANDOM
No.420730
Mstr Twstr
>>420729
FUCK the FurF Fandom, the absolute worst fandom!
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A Brand New Animal poop was actually made:
249- B̷R̷A̷N̷D̷ A̷N̷I̷M̷A̷L̷ N̷E̷W̷ A̷N̷I̷M̷A̷L̷ N̷E̷W̷ A̷N̷I̷M̷A̷L̷youtube thumb
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[YTP] Fresh Prince of Susyoutube thumb
Replies:>>421486
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Dimitri Petrov is still going strong
YTP - Jokeronavairus : The Second Waveyoutube thumb
No.421486
Mister Twister
>>421485
Aahhh, fellow Dimitri appreciator...
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YTP - Shatwoodyoutube thumb
No.421675
Mister Twister
Replies:>>421679
>>421671
Okay, that is some next level editing.
No.421679
Anonymous
>>421675
There's some talented people out there making stuff on youtube. Remember when this sort of editing was mostly used for Disney shipping music-videos?
No.421842
spl00f
Replies:>>421843
youtube poops are funny lol
No.421843
Anonymous
>>421842
Fun Things are Fun

too bad the thread is at its limit
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I think we can all agree it takes great bravery to be a YTPer!

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time taken: 0.00052786 SELECT `boardid`, `parentid`, `postid` FROM `kobapost` WHERE (`boardid` = 1 AND `postid` IN(415957,418396)) AND `deleted` = 0 no error

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Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
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2023-03-31 05:52:36