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No.397216
/co/nfessions ThreadAnonymous
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General Confession General. No confession is too small.

If I pee in the toilet at work and it's clear, I don't bother flushing. I did this three times last shift.
No.397796
Anonymous
>>397795
You could always go for the british Skin'ead pubcrawler look.
No.397904
Anonymous
Back when I was moving out, my mother taught me how to sew. But whenever an essential button comes loose from one of my pieces of clothing, I just throw the whole damn thing away instead of sewing the button back on.
No.398919
Anonymous
I am secretly relieved whenever Prequel doesn't update.

I mean, updates are cool and all, but when they happen part way through exams it kills me.
No.397014
Speak Your Mind: Missing White People EditionAnonymous
Replies:>>397015
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>On the Previous Episode of SYM: >>395979

I have a $20 gift card to Barnes & Noble. However, I rarely read these days. Any suggestions for what to buy? Ideally not books, but a book is fine too
No.398308
Anonymous
I made one of those 'unexpected jihad' videos and now I have all these fans with arabic names. It's cool, I guess.

Any artists/etc. here got stalker fans?
No.398309
Slowpoke
IM SO TIRED OF HAVING TO ICE MY ELBOW, IT KEEPS GETTIN ALL MESSED UP WHEN I WORK OUT
FRIGGIN OLD MAN JOINTS, MAN
im mad
No.398335
Anonymous
>>398294
Even going off all that...knowledge your eyes would provide the blur anyway. 60 fps doesn't bypass vision.
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Guess I'll ask this here. Anyone know any good antivirus software. I'm getting a new computer and I'm trying to get it ready. I know enough to get Windows Defender and Malwarebytes. I'm just wondering if there's anything else I should be looking for.
No.398150
Anonymous
Firefox is getting more and more unstable with every new release. I really should just bite the bullet and switch to Chrome, huh?
No.398152
Anonymous
firefox seems to have only been getting better lately, chrome is still decent but it's been way more bloated lately, and also they just removed their plugin system, so java is no longer supported
No.398154
Anonymous
Recently got my hands on a nice Shuttle X case, but the guts are 2003 low-tier stuff. Okay for a file server, but I want to use it as an HTPC. I have an SSD and DVD burner already, and I think the 240W power supply on the box already will be sufficient, so I just need a new mobo, proc, and RAM. I'm looking to spend <$200 and am looking at the following combination at the moment:
GIGABYTE GA-78LMT-USB3 Micro ATX AMD Motherboard - http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813128565
AMD FX-6300 Vishera 6-Core 3.5GHz (4.1GHz Turbo) Socket AM3+ 95W Processor - http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16819113286
G.SKILL Ripjaws Series 4GB (2 x 2GB) 240-Pin DDR3 SDRAM DDR3 1333 (PC3 10666) Memory - http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820231276

Good? Bad? Suggestions for alternative parts? It would be nice to use Big Picture mode of Steam on it, but not necessary. My current HTPC is basically just used to play Hulu.
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Speak Your Political Mind: Because God Knows We Need This Thread

All the political discussion goes here. Try not to get too pissed off at each other.
No.397952
Anonymous
>>397941

Malcom X was a terrorist and a monster. Also are you trying to say that Dr King didn't accomplish anything? I get the feeling you aren't American because no racism didn't fucking go away but the civil rights movement was a fucking tremendous leap forward that basically rests on his shoulders both from his skills as an orator and at what we'd think of today as image control.
No.397953
Anonymous
Replies:>>398018
>>397950
See, but even that is a sanitized version of history. America was not its own nation at the time. It couldn't declare war. The Revolutionary "War" was just a bunch of traitors rebelling against their proper authority figures. Their decisions to do this were not legitimized until they won. The Founding Fathers were guilty of High Treason, and knowingly so--enough so that Ben Franklin made jokes about it.

You're making the argument that people should submit to tyrannical authority in a country that was founded on the notion that you should not submit to tyrannical authority.
No.398018
Anonymous
>>397953
Yes it could, just like Baltimore can declare secession and war on the rest of America. If they did that, and attacked non-Baltimoran businesses in a series of organized "riots", it might be at least a valid explanation for their actions.

But that isn't the situation you moron.
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Is it just me or has this site's activity gone way down in the past two years?
No.397604
Anonymous
Replies:>>397617
tl;dr dozens of top contributors got banned and moved on with their lives before the ban expired
No.397617
The Sneaky Tiki
>>397604
Huh? No one got banned (well not top contributors anyway), the site went down and people left.
No.397620
slowmobile
Well, there were the people who asked for permabans, like senor and pablo and Ferrous Fellow.
Tbh I'm not entirely unsure that senor and pablo weren't the same person.
No.395898
4chan Whambulance/Discussion ThreadAnonymous
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>>397586
Please stop strawmaning. And ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
No.397592
Anonymous
>>397590
I'm a fishkin and your picture triggered me
No.397595
Anonymous
Yo Moose, requesting clean up on aisle 1.
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Does anyone, by chance, have the very old images from the Child Abduction thread? Someone's TV got stuck on an image of Bill from King of the Hill, with the caption "CHILD ABDUCTION" over his head. And it stayed that way for hours.

Pincture semi-related
No.397099
The BEST of DeviantArtMister Twister
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"The worst" threads are a tradition of sorts, but I say it's about time for the opposite.

Here, you post the BEST things DA can provide. Any style is welcome, including photography.
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>>397101
Could've posted something.
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I don't really go to deviantart. I prefer artstation.com or just directly the artist's blog/tumblr. Even if I just aimlessly want to look for fanart, I'd rather go to pixiv for that.
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I Must Go, My People Need Me Edition

I've always wanted to claim a SYM thread, and now that I've decided to fuck right off from this board for good I might as well take it while I can.
Later, dweebs. You were all pretty terrible and circlejerky, but I liked most of you. Some of you. Like 10 of you.
No.397013
Anonymous
Ah, yes, nothing like summarizing a life of failures after high school to someone else as a quick pick-me-up.
No.397015
Speak Your Mind: Missing White People Edition
Next time, on Speak Your Mind: >>397014
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>>397009
>pansexual
>pan, as in the suffix meaning 'all'
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What's the most painful thing that ever happened to you?
No.394737
Rametarin
Inflammatory bowel problems with no known dietary origin, or cause for that matter.
This sentence is intense understatement, as the closest way to describe it is "chronic food poisoning." Or rather, "Chronic food poisoning that eventually, your family and community decide you've relaxed and layed around enough, and now you need to live a normal person life while being sick as a dog."
The condition kind of redefines the pain measurement scale.
No.396765
Anonymous
>>393319
Had it twice. Fixed it myself. Not that bad, only 3 out of 10 on the pain scale pussy
No.396796
Anonymous
when sjws started infecting 8chan/co/ as well
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Happy new year, you fucks.
No.396382
Anonymous
>>396360
Looks finished to me.
And 8chan is a containment site for tryhards and nutjobs. So I'd rather not have them here.
No.396391
Anonymous
>>396360
8chan has nothing to do with +4 being slow. +4 was slow long, long before 8chan existed.
No.396400
Anonymous
>>396360
It probably still hasn't recovered from people being confused by the last board switch, even though that's done now. That, and /co/ isn't down as much, plus people are going to /i/ and other places for western cartoon porn.
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Six Nights at Speak Your Mind

Most recent one hit the bump limit.

We’re almost at the end of the year. How was your 2014? Mine wasn’t all that good or bad. Just kinda…meh.
No.395971
Anonymous
>>395965
When this sinks down or you do a new one.
Whatever comes first.
No.396030
Anonymous
>>395959
By sex negative do you mean fat feminists being jealous of comic book heroines with better figures?
No.413858
Old thread, testing markup
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So is there something wrong with boards like /pco/? I mean it tells me I'm posting a duplicate file for an image in a thread that supposedly isn't on the board anymore. And when I post images to a thread they won't show up n matter how much I refresh, flush the dns, etc it doesn't show up but insists it was posted.

Da fahk mang!
No.395441
Anonymous ## Admin
>>395440
Yeah, looks like something's a bit off; trying to force a thread rebuild is giving an empty result. I can post and the page will update when I do, though. I'll ask secret to look into it.
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What the fuck happened to this websight
No.395343
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
>>395341

Yeah I’ve never had to enter a captcha.
No.395344
Anonymous ## Admin
Replies:>>395348
>>395341
The site itself doesn't have a captcha; this is likely Cloudflare's protection mechanism.

https://support.cloudflare.com/hc/en-us/articles/203366080-Why-do-I-see-a-captcha-or-challenge-page-trying-to-visit-a-site-protected-by-CloudFlare-as-a-site-visitor-

We do have two or three countries blocked because 80% of the spam we were getting came from them; however, I don't believe the IP of >>395337 is included in that, so likely one of those other reasons.
No.395348
Anonymous
>>395344
Ditto this. I've only ever gotten captchas when trying to get in from Tor, and it says CloudFlare all over it.
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Can we have one of these threads here?
No.395022
Anonymous
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>>395021
A long time ago. Someone might as well make a site with a questionnaire.
No.395024
Anonymous
>>395022
You mean Facebook and every dating site?
No.395028
Anonymous
>>395021
I started filling the one in the OP out but realized it was too much effort. Like holy shit look at all those boxes. It needs to be more focused

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1679303977.431056 - 0.019356 (0.000282s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "footer_meta"

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1679303977.431163 - 0.019463 (0.000023s): starting debug

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1679303977.43198700: end


SQL statistics:

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time taken: 0.00187397 SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`, `pin`, `bumped`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = 1 AND p.`parentid` = 0 AND p.`deleted` = 0 ORDER BY `pin` desc, `bumped` desc LIMIT 150, 15 no error
time taken: 0.00759101 ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '1' AND p.`parentid` = '397216' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '1' AND p.`parentid` = '397014' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r 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((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '1' AND p.`parentid` = '393763' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '1' AND p.`parentid` = '394985' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) no error
time taken: 0.00192213 SELECT `boardid`, `parentid`, `postid` FROM `kobapost` WHERE (`boardid` = 1 AND `postid` IN(395021,395021,395341,395341,395337,395965,395959,396360,396360,396360,393319,397009,397101,397586,397795,397941,397950,398294)) AND `deleted` = 0 no error

actions:

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footer_meta actions: 8 start: 1679303977.43105800 end: 1679303977.43113500 took (total): 0.000077
header_meta actions: 5 start: 1679303977.42853300 end: 1679303977.42860300 took (total): 0.000070
setup_html actions: 3 start: 1679303977.41557600 end: 1679303977.42840300 took (total): 0.012827
validation actions: 2 start: 1679303977.41350800 end: 1679303977.41548900 took (total): 0.001981

Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss

rules in htaccess format:

RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$ $1/ [R=302,L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$ $1/ [R=302,L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$ /$1/thumbs/$2s.png [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)/(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=index&board=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=index&board=$1&pagenumber=$2 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=catalog&board=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=thread&board=$1&thread=$2&ext=$3 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$1&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$1&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_posts\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_threads\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss [L,QSA]

Current time:

2023-03-20 02:19:37