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No.416944
Anonymous
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Im the only one who dont want plus4chan to close?(pls dont dont die plus4chan)
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No.416949
Mister Twister
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>>416944
It won'd die, it will just go into hibernation for about a month. Meanwhile, you have 8ch.net/plus4chan and Discord.
No.416952
Anonymous
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The site is fine, some reforms are in the way
No.417448
Anonymous
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Test
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No.394729
Anonymous
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/tek/ thread time!

Ever since I gave Tiki advice on getting a new desktop, I've been wanting to share my experience with how my own build went, and I figure I ought to do that already.

I think I got a pretty solid design here: http://pcpartpicker.com/p/ZWHvRB
Portability since I want to lug it between my parent's houses, decent in most areas of performance, very solid power supply, damage resistant motherboard. Unfortunately I hadn't ordered anything online before, and asked my mom for help. After some confusion with credit cards, we ended up going with a different case, this one to be exact: http://pcpartpicker.com/part/silverstone-case-sstps07b
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No.416619
Mister Twister
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>>416461
Took a week to realize this was posted in the wrong thread.
No.416628
Mister Twister
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Might (not) be the right place to post this, but here is a nice summary of YouTube in 2017:
//youtube.com/watch?v=cg2stVCrmZ4youtube thumb
No.416932
Anonymous
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Why nobody told me intel had a new gayming nuc? This looks good but I don't think I'll ever buy it
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Still really cool to look at.
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No.416703
Anonymous
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Where do you guys go now that plus4chan is closing down and maybe 4chan too?
Take me with you
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No.416893
Anonymous
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mewch
Stay there.
No.416894
Anonymous
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>>416893
Stop shilling that place, its shit
No.416895
Anonymous
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>>416894
I already bitched to their staff about it last year. They stopped advertising it, so now it's just users shilling everywhere.
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No.405206
Politics 4: Hulkmania ScoreAnonymous
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No.405823
Anonymous
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>>405822
People change and are willing to do or say things in anonymity they otherwise wouldn't. As I recall she was the most hardline "kill all men" feminist on here while WITH a name.
No.405826
Rule 1: Don't be a dick
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HEY MOTHERFUCKERS LETS TALK ABOUT POLITICS AND NOT EACH OTHER, YOU ATTENTION SEEKING AND ATTENTION GIVING FAGGOTS

When will you realise that fallaciously insulting unimportant people shits up the thread for everyone.
No.416837
moot !Ep8pui8Vw2
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hehe mod abuse time
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No.416805
Anonymous
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This is the end, dear
The time of night when we delight in turning in
But, please remember
It's not goodbye, but just until we meet again
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No.416807
Anonymous
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Until this evening
I sat there dreaming
Now I see you so clearly
And all my dreams come true
As I sing to you
Lalalala lalalalalala
No.416808
Anonymous
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Oh listen Tender Lumplings
Let me take your little hand
I'll take you from this hell-hole
To the promised land
No.416809
Anonymous
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But don't blame me, oh children
If the promises don't keep
Cause promises, like lies
Can be bought so very cheap
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No.415631
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
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Politics Thread #18: “Oh, What Now?” Edition
Previous Edition: >>414457

Because that is basically what people ask every time Ol’ 45 opens his goddamn mouth.
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No.416636
Anonymous
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ah the good old "sweden changed the legal definition of rape to be much broader and therefore has 'more' than most countries but I'm not going to explain that part" move
No.416638
Anonymous
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Sweet home Albama
No.417574
Anonymous
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North Korea nuclear holocaust has been averted, instead the USA is going into a trade war against the world.

What else is going on in the world?
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No.415829
Anonymous
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How do you feel about fat cosplayers?
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No.415882
Anonymous
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Depends on the costume, depends on how fat
No.415924
Anonymous
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>>415839
This. Exactly this.
No.416474
Anonymous
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yummy
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No.416472
EuroGunZ - GunZ The Duel
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One of the best TPS I've ever played, I've been playing this in the last 10 years and this game never gets old. It's amazing all the different things you can do and the different game modes you can play.
"EuroGunZ - GunZ The Duel" left the game (VAC banned)
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No.414457
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
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Politics Thread #17: “We’re All Going to Fucking Die” Edition
Previous Thread: >>413917

Between Ol’ 45’s desire to use nukes, North Korea’s launching of missiles, and the rolling back of environmental regulations, we are basically one disaster away from living in a goddamned wasteland. So…yeah.
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No.415547
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
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>>415537

>Kanye

I think you mean “The Rock”.
No.415554
Anonymous
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>>415547
I think you mean "Kid Rock."
No.415607
Anonymous
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Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk
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No.411618
Alpharius
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SPEAK YOUR MIND: I Lied or 2016+1 edition

Please remember to keep politics in the politics thread. Thank you.

old thread >>407369
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No.415293
Anonymous
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>>415292
Are thirft stores the same thing as charity shops?
No.415294
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
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>>415293

Pretty sure, yeah.
No.415845
Anonymous
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>>415293

Not necessarily. Charity shops are closer to Goodwill, thrift stores vary significantly
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No.413917
Politics Thread 16: Still Not Tired Of Winning Edition.Anonymous
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Regressives want to ban Justice and Liberty in favor for nannystatism, as like most 12 year olds they require parenting.
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No.414738
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FCC opened up comments on its plans to kill net neutrality again.

https://www.fcc.gov/ecfs/search/filings?proceedings_name=17-108
No.414739
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
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Looks like we’ve hit the bump limit now, so switch back over to >>414457 and act as if I didn’t completely fuck that up, ’kay? 👍🏻
No.415001
Anonymous
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Ignorance of the law is not exemption from the law Comey, you know that.
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No.409421
Alpharius
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New Screencap thread: 24 Hours Remain

Old thread here >>392080
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No.414992
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he's right
No.415012
Anonymous
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This gave me a good laugh.

New thread when.
No.415034
Anonymous
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>>415012
I#d make a thread but I posted all my screencaps in this one
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No.411252
Alpharius
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Wallpaper thread.
This is a general purpose thread for computer and phone wallpapers.
I'm generally going to post 1680-1050 and 480-800 rez wallpapers, but other resolutions are fine too.
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No.412575
Anonymous
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>>412572
Hey, at least your collection is all quality. 20GB is bound to have some crap. (spoiler: it does)
No.414405
Anonymous
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I made a few Mandy lockscreens for my Galaxy S6 (mostly just tracing screencaps). I just cycle through them every time the screen locks.

(not making an imgur album because imgur compresses and has also become kind of annoying in general)

https://files.catbox.moe/mae0xp.png
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No.414439
Alpharius
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No.413356
Politics Thread 16: The War ContinuesAnonymous
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Nazis flee before Justice and Liberty, as like most 12 year olds they think girls will give them cooties.
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No.413916
Anonymous
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>>413913
Stone is actually very charitable with other peoples money.
No.413918
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
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>>413916

Yes, I am.
No.413934
Anonymous
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>>413918
lol
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No.412886
Politics Thread 15: Smash Fascism EditionAnonymous
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Punch a Nazi near you today
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No.413416
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
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>>413414

If you expected me to feel shame about that fact, I am happy to disappoint you.
No.413418
Anonymous
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>>413416
No man I'm the one who's sorry. I won't bother you anymore.
No.413419
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
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>>413418

>I'm the one who's sorry.

At least you finally admitted it, and that is what counts the most. Now you can begin the healing.
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actions:

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Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss

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Current time:

2023-03-24 21:32:51