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No.392557
Mister Twister
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POST YOUR DREAMS!

My last one was something that could make a decent fanfiction. It was a mashup of Prometheus, Avengers, and Pacific Rim. Basically, it is the future, and anti-gravity vehicles are the norm. The dream starts somewhere far away, where an Architect was revived from deep sleep. He vows to destroy mankind, his creation, because we are not perfect. He says all that telepathically, due to his vocal chords being cut. He calls his fellow architects, and they get together a fleet of spaceships to fly to Earth and destroy it. I am one of the few humans who learn of this first (forgot how), and I learn hat while at a picnic with a larger group of people, in a forest. After seeing the ships approach and leveling the forest, I grab the nearest speeder bike (junk, but operational and defies gravity!) and ride to my home. After I get there, I tell everyone the news (they are my friends in the dream, despite being complete strangers now that I look back). So, from the windows of the apartment, we see the Architect ships (different than the ones from Prometheus) slowly destroy the city. The human race then decides to quickly go through with a defense program. To fight monsters, we will create monsters. Very quickly. But instead of giants robots, we use magical bullshit science to make superheroes out of people. Those superheroes would make a defense team strong enough to defeat all the asshole creator aliens. The plan is successful, and my dream ends with the first batch of superheroes testing their new powers before going to fight the Architects. I also remember there being one lizard girl testing her freeze powers and looking happy after seeing they worked.

Anything you seen in your sleep worthy of talking about?
No.432070
Mister Twister
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Before I forget, last dream was very unusual, yet weirdly wholesome. I was apparently an assistant voice director for Helluva Boss, and Vivian took me along with a few select people (all more important than me) to some kind of industry party to celebrate the show doing well, because I was such a good boy or something (apparently despite my small contribution I did a really good job).
No.432330
Anonymous
Had videogames invade my dreams again.
Was basically some sort of side-scrolling exploration/resource-mining game like Terraria where I was travelling through a world beentween towns gathering, but I could also build space rockets to jet to places faster and the playable characters seemed to be famous comedians.

These kind of dreams are really annoying when the game seems to be really good, then you wake up and realize it doesn't actually exist.
No.432407
Anonymous

odd dream last night.
basically me, a couple of other young kids, and a girl were watching TV during the night. possibly a school trip because it felt like we were in a bigger group but not all were there. we were all cramped on.. I don't remember what exactly, but it was large enough that I could lie on there completely. possibly two beds pushed together to form a large sofa. the girl was to my left and on the leftmost edge, so I kept trying to move around so she has enough space (so she doesn't fall off). the girl is known for having a reputation as a slut, probably already had the other guys before. also she is someone who went to the same class as me in real life (yvette, I think), though I don't even remember her face today and we were never any close.
everyone was dressed very lightly. like, panties and a light shirt on the girl, guys are mostly in just boxers and some with a t-shirt. it was most likely some school trip or a sleepover during late spring or early summer, given that this is at night and we are still not cold, and we are all pretty young.
after that we are in the kitchen. nobody was seen drinking but everyone was in a light, fun mood. it even goes as far as the girl pulling her unbuttoned shirt aside so i can glimpse her bare breasts. other guys notice and woo her at doing so, some even cop a feel. she just laughs at this at first.
I don't remember how but it goes too far and she gets mad at one of the guys, even holding a plastic toy knife (I had one like that) to their face while they are on the ground, clearly threatening them. after that, I bring her out of the kitchen in an attempt to calm things down. she is not mad, probably just had to put some guys in place, because she's back smiling immediately. the other guys are clearly in a good mood even after this. feels like it was all just playing around.
we are back in the previous TV room. her shirt is still open, loosely hiding half of each side of her breasts.

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No.421721
General Computers/Technology ThreadAnonymous
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Starting one because I have a question but let's have it be general purpose for anyone that comes along.

I was messing around and broke one of the fans on the laptop cooling pad/stand I have it sitting on.
Need to replace it, does anyone have advice on what model I should buy this time?

The old one just had two fans, one of my friends sent me it.

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No.432198
Mister Twister
I always thought OP image is a laptop half-opened.
No.432285
Anonymous
Replies:>>432308
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Here's a technology thing to try and get your head around; someone has created an app that is basically a twitter replica with endless bots to reply to you instead of other people. Like electronic crack for narcissists.

The obvious joke to make is that Twitter itself is full of bots anyway.
No.432308
Anonymous
>>432285
I guess having Cai with a social network interface could be fun but I don't think it would get any traction besides the novelty. As basic as CAI UI is, you can easily use it for roleplaying, creative writing, translating and answer simple questions, you know, basic AI shit. I don't think you'll be able to do shit with that page besides circlejerking with 5 chat gpts
No.432095
What can be done about rogue janitors/mods?Anonymous
Replies:>>432098
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>Ukraine counter invades Kursk
>/k/ makes a general to prevent spam and keep up with current happenings
>They suddenly get pruned without warning
>Other threads discussing Kursk happenings are pruned as well without fail
>Blatant bait threads are left untouched (as long as they were pro russian)
>This then extended to threads of anything bad happening to Russia
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No.432098
Black Hand ## Developer
No.432104
Anonymous
Replies:>>432105
It is a pretty clear sign that 4chan is infiltrated by the same sort of groups that have turned all social media into a net of bots, and that it extends past simply /pol/.
When it suddenly extends to infighting between janitors and moderators.

Honestly the website is probably going to die in the years ahead, when Hiro stops footing the bill.
This place is a pretty dead shithole, the only parts active are the most autistic ones like the tournament board. But I guess being so ignored by the world is good, the only problem it has is all the child porn bots that still creep up.
No.432105
Anonymous

Probably /k/ moderation is just filled with kremlin drones.
>What can I do about it?
4chan's structure doesn't allow users to responde to bad jannitors, if a janny is a retard then only some else superior to him can do anything about it, if the mod and supermods are also retarded, then it becomes an issue. 8chan has a system to counter this by giving users board creation tools and easy ways to ban evade, therefore you can just open your own board if you don't like how another is handled.
>>432104
The older I get the more I like slow boards, I don't really mind having to read decade old threads.
>the website is probably going to die in the years ahead,

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No.432071
ADHDAnonymous
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How many of you have it?
No.424736
The WAT thread: RebornAnonymous
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Last one has been done for a while >>407672
Let's get absolutely crazy once again.

No explanation, no context, just madness.
No.431734
Anonymous
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Will we need another WAT thread in the future or has the topic mostly ran its course?
No.432449
Anonymous
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No.432875
Anonymous
>>429788
for every 1 of these videos, you have 100 of these: >>430003
i find it hard to believe that police brutality is more common than people try to force you to believe
No.420617
Anonymous
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Guns Thread.

Post Guns.

(Talk about guns too I guess)
No.431369
Anonymous
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>>426502
No.431565
Anonymous
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No.431600
Anonymous
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Quad Damageyoutube thumb
No.430572
Anonymous
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I got a 13 day ban from 4chan yesterday.
Anyone wanna talk about something?
No.431548
Anonymous
Getting banned is meaningless. You just clear 4troons cookies, and reset your modems IP address so you get a new one from your ISP. Then your ban is lifted.
But I don't know why anyone would post at 4troons ever again. It's a fed honeypot. Yes, the FBI is collecting all your posts. Yes, DHS is prioritizing shitposting edgelords over actual criminals. Our gov't is just that paranoid.
No.431549
Anonymous
>>431548
>4troons
>honeypot
>paranoid
No.431551
Anonymous
>>431548
>4troons
Go back
No.416117
4chan Waaambulance/Discussion ThreadAnonymous
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our mods are better edition

>>405887
New thread to avoid memory overflow
No.431889
Mister Twister
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I want all bot servers to catch fire, and explode.
No.432229
Mister Twister
Lesson learned: if you make fun of a racist through passive aggression and irony, you will be banned for "racism" yourself.
No.432403
Mister Twister
[verification not required] and non-slidey CAPTCHAs were absent for more than a week....... and now I have them back. Nice.
No.425284
More Cute AnimalsAnonymous
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People love animal threads so much the old one is weighted down and no long buoyant.
Let's have another?

Bulldog Obsessed With His Skateboard Hates When His Parents Try To Take It Away From Him | The Dodoyoutube thumb
No.430971
Anonymous
//youtube.com/watch?v=oxm8ph2tfpYyoutube thumb
I'd like a cat secretary
Can stroke a pussy at work without it being sexual harassment!
No.430979
Anonymous
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No.431015
Anonymous
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No.398378
Guess The PlaceAnonymous
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Wanted to do this for a long time.

It goes like this: you post a photo of some part of the world, and others will try and guess the country. Nature is preferable, but cities are okay, I guess. If 5 posts get it wrong, someone else can post another photo.

Naturally, I'll go first. Hint: it's somewhere in Europe.
No.430964
Anonymous
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No.430965
Anonymous
Replies:>>430966
>>429263
>People, it's northern Europe. Just keep guessing!

In that case that is definitely a Finnish flag, so somewhere in Finland.
No.430966
Mister Twister
>>430965
I thought no one would be able to see the flag from that flat angle. Bingo, it's Oulu!
No.430153
Anonymous
Replies:>>430164
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If I go to the west can I quit smoking?
No.430164
Anonymous
>>430153
What do you mean by "the west"?
No.430168
Anonymous
>>430164
I think he means where the skies are blue and where the air is free:
Village People - Go West OFFICIAL Music Video 1979youtube thumb
No.430238
Anonymous
>>430164
West is Europe and America, isn't it?
No.428424
Alternative od 420chan (was shut down)Anonymous
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Are there any chance that are similar to 420 Chan I miss 420 Chan because I value discussion about substances
No.428430
Anonymous
>>42nNvm this is better than 8chan and 420chan
No.429824
Anonymous
Replies:>>429862
update, the site was bought by Fredrick Brennan back in april. there has been no update since then though.
No.429862
Anonymous
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>>429824
Yeah, Brennan shot themself in the foot and got shot in the other foot........ actually I realized halfway through typing that's a badly chosen figure of speech.
Didn't go with Lynxchan (smart), didn't go with jschan due to a tantrum over a petty licensing triviality (dumb) and went home to write another imageboard with blackjack and hookers. Then some drama and legal complication about their mission to get the server back happened (picrel, late May). And then a month ago they bought another niche imageboard for furries. So I wouldn't hold your breath.
No.425692
Picture Unrelated, The ContinuationAnonymous
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Popular type of thread. Suppose people have alot of images they need an outlet to share.
>>422860
No.429509
Anonymous
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Looks neat, or something out of a horror movie.
>>429489
Much like this image.
No.429559
Anonymous
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No.433408
Anonymous
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Do we need another PU thread?
No.422927
Speak Your MindAnonymous
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Speak Your Mind: Your opinion matters to us! Let us know what you think.™ edition.

Old thread here: >>418819
No.430061
Anonymous
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There is literally nothing wrong with [that art you hate].
No.430062
Anonymous
>>429470
The human body is an amazing thing, and it goes both ways.

Don't look up "Heart Attack Grill".
No.430156
Anonymous
I'm so bored that I'm creating elliptical curve animations.

In CSS.
No.423261
SCREENCAP THREADAnonymous
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>>418329
Because sharing content is what the internet was made for. Let's have another.
No.429421
Anonymous
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No.429528
Anonymous
Linking to new thread
>>429527
No.429610
Anonymous
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>>427273
>>427411