This week the storytime is split in two! The first half here, the second half on /pco/! Let’s start with a series images and comics pairing Shadow with… Lanolin! Of course it’s titled after their canon shared interest. This is Coffee!
>>24996 Tangle looks like she needs to breathe. >>24995 And thanks to coffee they'll have plenty of time to write about it all without needing to sleep!
>>24999 >the idea of a date gets more of a reaction out of her than realizing she's wearing very little with a guy in her home and bouncing all over the place Mobians... I tell you...
>>25006 And that's it for now. Every once in a while a new page is posted. Now to head on over to /pco/ for the other storytime. Warning: It's NSFW! >>>/pco/479267
>>24990 Today we cover a story that just wrapped up! And then some comic pages from a space themed fanzine! But first, an alternate version of Scrapnik Island! What if Mecha Sonic succeeded in swapping minds with Sonic? Let's find out in Mechanization!
>>25086 Shame he's stuck in that body. Imagine being stuck in Omega's body. That'd be pretty cool. Probably would be overwhelmed with a desire to blow up everything.
>>24990 Eggman uncovers an ancient evil and finds himself in over his head! Let's see what happens this time around! And the first issue is completed so let's take a look at it! This is Sonic the Hedgehog: God Complex!
>>25289 >WCACN Man, I really wish they'd kept up their Bri'ish schizo Sonic comic, but their new one's fun too >>25290 That his actions have consequences?
>>25299 Yeet! >>25297 >Man, I really wish they'd kept up their Bri'ish schizo Sonic comic, but their new one's fun too At least we have the pages saved. Shame it never finished.
>>25291 Dark Gaia really wrecked my shit, but surely this other ancient monstrosity in the Gaia Texts will be fine! >>25294 We really need more alliterative Eggman >>25295 >I should do all of Final Hazard's pages since it wrapped up a chapter not too long ago. I really do need to get around to updating the comics ;_;
>>25306 Bad touch! >>25303 >Dark Gaia really wrecked my shit, but surely this other ancient monstrosity in the Gaia Texts will be fine! Should've did a 180 right at that moment.
>>25301 I like to think Sonic keeps making puns and bad jokes because Eggman finds them really infuriating and gets thrown off his game >>25304 Why report the news when you can be the news. It worked for Lois Lane!
>>25317 Not beating those rape allegations with talk like that. >>25314 >Why report the news when you can be the news. It worked for Lois Lane! But Lois intentionally puts herself in danger! >>25316 They're the real menace!
>>25309 Oh Sonic, you've been in more than enough fan comics to be wary of tentacles by now >Should've did a 180 right at that moment. If Eggman were capable of learning, he'd have given up active villainy and become the Walt Disney of their world, which when you think about it is an even greater evil!
>>25310 >Eggman trying to kill Sonic with some rocks. Watch out! They're strong enough to hurt super saiyans! You know, he's never actually tried just beating the shit out of Sonic with his bare hands. This is technically innovation! >>25313 >that forth panel It's SonEgg all over again!
>>25315 Wow, Sonic and Eggman both making the right decision. Wonders will never cease! >>25318 >But Lois intentionally puts herself in danger! Not at first though, but now she's got a taste for it she can't get enough of it!
>>25320 Just like Aurora, or the Ancient Walkers, or the Brotherhood, or Max! >>25321 >Now let's see what all the secondary characters are up to. Personally, I'd prefer if they'd focus on the bara one!
>>25339 Hopefully the expiration date wasn't that far back. >>25334 >Personally, I'd prefer if they'd focus on the bara one! I'm sure you know plenty of bara comics that may or may not be blue board friendly!
>>25332 Now that'd be fun! >>25333 >How did Silver and Blaze first meet? I'm still not convinced Blaze wasn't a hallucination in 06, so probably when he hit his head
>>25349 And that's it for this comic. Because... >Published: Oct 26, 2025 All I have left are some shipping comics from this artist so I'll post them now.
>>25341 >I'm sure you know plenty of bara comics that may or may not be blue board friendly! Fact check: true! >>25345 Some say he developed his powers because can openers don't exist in his time >>25351 If it's anything like Sonknux, they both fight over it. Over who gets to bottom I mean! Of course, either way Rouge wins
>>25352 >And that's it for this comic. Because... ;_; >>25354 I do wonder if Blaze and Elise's roles were originally the same character. It is kinda weird that there's two princesses with flame powers
>>25361 >what if... we're retconned to having a pseudo sibling relationship? Then we just have to wait until Evan's degeneracy increases to the point that she starts shipping them again! >>25362 lmao >>25366 Thanks Konductor!
>>24990 You know we haven't done any Psyconic lately... let's fix that! There's quite a bit here but unfortunately none of these seem like they'll ever be finished.
>>25418 I can only imagine the sort of drunk texts Rouge sends >>25421 Clearly someone hasn't been reading IDW! I mean, I haven't either, but the point remains!
>>25425 I do like that this artist gives Rouge big badonkadonks. >>25424 Either it happened in the games or someone started the trend and everyone stuck with it.
>>25422 >asking amy >not knuckles Well there's your problem Shadow! >>25424 I guess it's because his speech is more formal and distant than Sonic's so it's a good way to show it
>>25426 >Drunk Rouge texts >Rouge: "Heeeey, Rad Red....you've got a dick that just doesn't quit! Gonna get sloppy when I suxk iiiit...!" >Topaz: "You do know this is the official GUN Group Chat, right?" >Rouge: "Biiiiitch!!! >Hope: "SHADOW GET HER PHONE." >Westwood: "And this will be added you your file."
>>25437 >So where does he keep the phone? Gloves? Shoes? S-somewhere else? The canon answer is they're cartoon characters so their stuff's stored in hammerspace, but I've seen a few comics and fanfics have them hollow out one of their spikes and use that to store things
>>25441 Cute! Cute! Seriously though, it is nice to see the characters with eyelashes >Maybe this is why he's always on Angel Island. Double ;_; >>25442 Even ignoring all the help Knuckles proves, he has been to prison more than once, so he'd be an expert at smuggling phones using nature's pocket! >>25444 lmao, I could definitely see drunk Rouge wrangling being a team effort! >>25445 Oh my!
>>25467 Back to Sonic being the psycho and now there's Silver! >>25462 >My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined ;_; I do wonder why they stop at the worst times.
>>25472 I'm not sure who but I have the feeling someone is molesting Shadow. >>25470 >Nice to see a happy Shadow at least! Who knew that god powers eroding the mind would bring him so much happiness.
>>25479 Uh oh! >>25476 >Could be that they didn't have an answer they thought was satisfying enough Or maybe they lost interest and didn't bother to finish. Speaking of which...
>>25481 This is the last page of this story! I'm sure your balls are as blue as Sonic by this point! That's the unfortunate part of The Ride. An artist can just stop a comic for next to no reason. But that's life. Next week we'll do that NACN comic!
>>25477 Honestly he's pretty much a male Amy >>25481 >Or maybe they lost interest and didn't bother to finish. Yeah, there's a heap that are like that >Speaking of which... Don't you dare Konductor! Don't you dare!
>>25480 >>25474 >Molesting >Shadow finally got his first kiss from Rouge. And his second from Sonic. On the same day. 2 weeks ago. He's still trying to process this.
>>25507 Why is the Hulk so handsome? >>25517 Well I'm more confused by the plot than I was before, but at least Knuckles was in it! Best boy Coyote better be back soon
>>24990 Part of this was done before but with a couple parts completed, now's a good time to storytime it all so far! After the events of Sonic Frontiers, the titular character hasn't been feeling all that good. In fact he seems to be a completely different... oh... you'll find out in Hazard Horizons!
>>25644 Keep mashing buttons! >>25642 >Hey, at least they finally put in non-jank Super Sonic boss fights! Thank goodness Iizuka-sama begged enough to get more time to polish the game a bit more.
>>25639 lmao, I can finally do the "we're not so different, you and I" speech! >>25640 To be fair, they did put in a non-shit boss fight later The whole game still felt like a tech demo though
>>25644 >Hey now, fighting the moon would really mess with our waters. Them ebbs and tides would go out of whack! B-but it just took the form of the Moon, the real one was still there! And anyway they have two of them, when Sonic Team remembers they do. And one of them's blown up, also only when Sonic Team remembers!
>>25645 >Thank goodness Iizuka-sama begged enough to get more time to polish the game a bit more. And then they punished him by making him re-release Generations, but with worse music. And then Cross Worlds with even worse music!
>>25656 Cross Worlds has a good song! Wonder Museum! I don't know why he didn't get Jacques, Jun, Yuzo, JGR Dude & any of Sega Sound Team to do the music.
>>25650 >Ivo needed his grandpa's cannon with a chaos emerald to piss on the moon >Wily just builds his own laser with a personal power source to fuck with the moon in another attempt to say "FUCK YOU" to Light
>>25662 I'll have to give it a listen. I really didn't like the opening theme, and how they mangled the Unleashed tracks. It's so bizarre that they didn't lean on any of their existing musical talent and just phoned it in >>25663 >Sega likes to disrespect Sonic as much as it disrespects the west. They really are salty that Sonic never took off in Japan
>>25670 Whoever made this maze needs a raise... or to be put in prison. >>25669 >most of the unlocks are just stickers or alternate solid colors for sonic
>>25674 CHEATER! >>25671 >They really are salty that Sonic never took off in Japan Sega would've loved for Persona or Yakuza to be their most popular franchise but nooooo them gaijins love that blue rat more!
>>25677 Uh oh! Tentacles! >>25675 >Sonic really needs to start paying attention to how scary looking some of the speech bubbles are If only Sticks was around to point it out.
>>25676 >Sega would've loved for Persona or Yakuza to be their most popular franchise but nooooo them gaijins love that blue rat more! They made true heir to Felix the Cat: Mickey Mouse, but cool. And they just sleep on it! >>25679 >If only Sticks was around to point it out. I miss the Boom comics ;_; >>25681 So long, gay Bowser!
>>25683 >Sonic sure likes to crack jokes when he's getting molested. Such a bratty sub! >>25684 It's so infuriating since there's always a glimpse of what they could be, but always fall short of ;_;
>>25689 >Um excuse me, Sonic, but we measure in freedom units here! To be fair, I'm pretty sure the author is Bri'ish. I still miss their unfinished schizo Super Sonic comic
>>25694 L-lewd! >>25698 >Yes but Sonic is as American as apple pie. I can almost hear SoJ screaming from across the ocean! >>25699 Such is life, on The Ride™ ;_;
>>25709 Perfectly normal response from Sonic. >>25706 >I can almost hear SoJ screaming from across the ocean! And then they'll send their lawyers after me.
>>25705 >It's Silver! Everyone's fourth favorite hedgehog! And one of our regular's secret favorite! >>25707 That's our Silver! >Now this feels like DLC for Sonic '06. The 06 DLC is actually pretty good, they even increase Tails' speed to not molasses!
>>25712 >If you want me so bad An underrated ship! >And then they'll send their lawyers after me. We're all awaiting your inevitable show trial for the high crime of releasing a Sonic comic with zero fire PSAs
>>25711 >Lien-Da >Drunk Lien-Da just unpacks so much family trauma & drama after some drinks. Especially after sake from Chu-nan >The unfortunate souls who have listened to her drunken sob stories(which she's at fault 90% of the time) have been Eggman, Snivley, Cassia, Drago(who tried to used it for blackmail. He got a broken jaw) & Akhult who just laughed at her.
>>25714 >That one part didn't sound like Sonic. Did Ian write this? That tends to happen when he does. Well he's not spending entire pages words words wordsing so probably not! >>25716 Oh schizo Sonic, how I've missed you!
>>24990 Today we have a couple other Multisketch comics to go over. Both Sonic Boom titles but wildly different in tone! Let's start with a serious bad end of Sonic Revisited! Here's the summary of it! >A dark and twisted path takes its hold. What if the Mech-Suit Virus had won? What if Robo-Sonic was here to stay?
https://www.tumblr.com/sonicboomrevisited Based off this fanfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/81442286
>>25757 I really do like the artstyle >>25758 Oh man, an Shard arc where he got (temporarily) corrupted and went all Neo Metal Sonic would've been fun >>25761 >And for some reason I couldn't find a clean version of it. I'll have to have a poke around then!
>>25771 Don't expect a full story. This is just taking parts of the fanfic and making comics out of it. >>25768 >I'll have to have a poke around then! https://www.tumblr.com/jugumpuppet The artist for that is here. They also have a Sonadow comic with over 70 pages we can cover one day.
>>25763 >that outfit Dave's kinda rocking it >>25765 >Turns out being evil is Dave's sole motivation. Well yeah, he's a canonically gay chuunibyou. And I can fix him!
>>25767 He's one of my favorite characters, and Roger Craig Smith does a great job of voicing him >>25771 >He's got a decent amount of fanart. I think a good part of it is gay too. The way he declines Sticks' advances in Give Bees a Chance all but confirms he likes dudes >>25773 Nice take on Mecha Knux here >The artist for that is here. Nice! >They also have a Sonadow comic with over 70 pages we can cover one day. The Ride™ truly never ends
>>25786 And the newest issue of Sonic Boom Revisited has begun! >Synopsis: After a tussle with an upgraded Metal Sonic “R”, Tails and Eggman are hit with an energy beam that causes them to feel one another’s pain. Meanwhile, Sonic deals with the aftermath of his time as Robo-Sonic and a certain rogue bat comes to play. I expect a few more variant covers before the first page.
>>25774 >Feels like a halfway point between their normal and Boom designs. That's honestly the proportions Knuckles should have in the mainline games. It's not like they're restricted to 19 by 29 pixels for Knuckles anymore
>>25791 Would Chuck approve of that mustache? >>25787 >The Ride™ truly never ends I'm finding more longer running Sonadow comics than Sonamy these days.
>>25775 💙Oh my!❤️ >>25777 Punished Sticks is a really cool concept >>25778 >Confirmed by a writer? I'll post the clip after the storytime >>25784 That's the spirit! >>25788 I'm really enjoying that we're getting Roboticized Sonic Boom comics instead of Macro/Micro Sonic Boom now
>>25805 Actually in-character for Boom Amy. >>25802 >I'm really enjoying that we're getting Roboticized Sonic Boom comics instead of Macro/Micro Sonic Boom now They moved on to the movie versions since there's two of them currently going.
>>25791 Now this is a good use of the "what if" stories >>25792 How very dare you! >>25793 lmao, I love that his plan was basically to turn Sonic into his best friend >Would Chuck approve of that mustache? He really needs the eyebrows to pull it off. The outfit's great though! >I'm finding more longer running Sonadow comics than Sonamy these days. Sonadow Generations, and the latest movie didn't exactly help
>>25809 And that it! IMO this is more in line with the Sonic Boom show! Next we'll do more comics! I'm waiting for a bunch to reach some point of completion.
>>25794 >Good or evil, Sonic always challenges authority. Sonic really is in the best position to point out the flaws in Eggman's schemes >>25797 >He got darker? And Amy wasn't in danger or hurt for that to happen? Sonegg bros, we are so back!
>>25802 >Dave is a wannabe super villain & gay >He wants to use Meh Burger to conquer Uncle Chuck's Chili Dogs. >He also has a crush on Dr. Starline & Elias(who gave him a tip when he went to Meh Burger)
>>25805 >sonic's lair Love that they're keeping with the Archie Boom gags >>25806 lmao, evil Sonic's so zesty! >They moved on to the movie versions since there's two of them currently going. *sigh* >>25808 What did he expect would happen with Chaos, Shadow, Solaris, Dark Gaia, the Zeti, or the End?
>>25809 >Cubot undoes the damage he's done. He does save the day a surprising number of times in Boom >>25811 Thanks Konductor! >>25814 >Starline x Dave Now that would be a fun ship!
>>25778 >Confirmed by a writer? Here's the clip. Obviously they can't make it explicit, but it's as close as we can get. He definitely has a Starline-tier obsession-turned-hatred of Eggman. Oh and fun fact: he's a Nutria not a Beaver