/cog/ General - FUCKIN GAMESTOP edition

old thread ==> >200053

>201735
Having played it I still think it's only OK and mostly sustained by the incredible music. But Nier Automata seems to deliver much better in the emotions department due to better gameplay integration despite its plot being not as interesting.

>201738
I know /v/ is shit but where else could I go?

Just wanted to make one so I could say:

The MIDI music in the game is just so much nicer to the ears than the official soundtrack, and it loops properly. Once I install a second operating system, I will try to manually record the game's music. And share it with you, of course.

The game just updated.

And I won't even know what the update did, since replaying it would make me literally Hitler (according to Toby).

>201688

Most likely, it is patches and bugfixes for the Mac and Linux versions.

undertale is a shitgame.
i poo on self

Nintendo General: No New Zelda Till NX Year Edition

https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/725224978984083456

Last thread ==> >196937

>201553


Should be fun with Switch having Haptic Drivers in the controls. Better than the standard vibration according to them.

//youtube.com/watch?v=FWlPJ7qgDHY

You're welcome.

>201563
new thread

/pkmn/ thread - HOENN CONFIRMED

RAGE, trade, solicit for ditto safaris

//youtube.com/watch?v=8oO_P4GX_RA
CHARACTER CUSTOMIZATION CONFIRMED!

The datamine has come. And so have I.

Not even shilling
//youtube.com/watch?v=maBHy1USxHo

A punk song about Rowlett.

So WotC had their SDCC Panel today and we got some info:

1. The new block has a time travel element
2. It's a Large-Small-Large block
3. The first set of the block is enemy wedge themed (5 warring clans, each with a boner for an aspect of the long extinct dragons) Each clan has its own mechanic.
4. Morph returns
5. There are 40 prerelease cards, 8 per color. This most likely means you get one of the 8 randomized rares of your chosen color in your seeded pack.

Abzan (GBW): Assoicated with the Dragon Aspect of Endurance, Khan is Anafenza, Watermark Symbol is a dragon scale. Centered in White (interesting, since black would be the color with 2 enemies in the wedge). Slow controlling theme to cards. "Long-game mechanic"
Jeskai (URW): Associated with Dragon Aspect of Cunning. Khan is Narset. Watermark symbol is Dragon eye. Want to think. Mechanic makes opponent second guess what is going on.
Sultai (BUG): Aspect is Ruthlessness, Khan is Sidisi, Watermark symbol is dragon fang. Base color is black. Mechanic "manipulates resources".
Mardu (WRB): Speed. Khan is Zurgo Helmsmasher (as seen above). Watermark symbol: dragon wing. Aggressive theme to cards. Mechanic plays into aggression.
Temur (RUG): Savagery. Khan is Surrak Dragonclaw. Watermark: Dragon Claw. Midrange, big creature theme, which mechanic plays into.

Is Modern the worst MtG thread on /tg/ (regular 4chan)? Every time I go there everyone is a bunch of super bitchy tryhard kids who think they know everything and say everything is retarded.

By contrast, the Legacy thread is probably one of the chillest MtG threads on /tg/, hell they even managed to salvage and update the old Nourshing Lich combo deck.

Going back to EMN after Conspiracy 2 is such a fucking bummer. I'm glad we're organizing a group for playing Conspiracy at the local Subway after our LGS went back to the same old boring crap this week.

Also, my judge friend is throwing a shitfit over the ambiguity of the new Kaladesh wordings and it's kinda hilarious.

/cog/ general

DOOMed edition

//youtube.com/watch?v=kYZjkJgonSk

//youtube.com/watch?v=ztdKziK_aAs

They really shoulda made the alternate cover the default or at least reversible sleeves.

>201023
How many times must you be told that nobody gives a shit

>201028
Why do you give a shit about me giving a shit?


>201026
//youtube.com/watch?v=8VMNq0d5DLY

>201029
Generally I dislike it when somebody masturbates on my screen.

YO, THE WITCHER 3 THOUGH

>200549
we must suffer for our art

>200551
Hardest working bunch in the business. Much respect.

GOTY has been confirmed to be coming out later this year.

Schedule here:
http://www.polygon.com/e3/2016/5/26/11787926/e3-2016-live-stream-schedule

Comedy filter here:
http://www.giantbomb.com/

Hopes here:
Last. Guardian. Date.

http://whitecollargamer.kinja.com/sony-set-a-new-standard-for-e3-press-conferences-1782496207

Regardless of whether you think Nintendo or Sony “won” E3, it’s hard to argue against the notion that Sony had the best presser in terms of presentation.

>200528
Well yes they setup more like an SDCC presentation and less like a Expo presentation.

>200523
I really have no hope for Frank's story at all. It's going to be some bullshit ending, I just know it.

//youtube.com/watch?v=FVsWbXFcJUc

The hour is nigh, are you prepared? Well ready or not, this is the last true Souls game before we're doomed to shitty clones and lesser Fromsoft offerings like Bloodborne.

>200199
So much sticks in my head about Dark Souls 1. Dodging all those damn archers all the way up to the caste. The 2 on 1 fight and then that round 2 all leading to EPIC CHEST AHEAD.

>200246
Eh, Bandai Namco whoring out the Dark Souls license like no tomorrow is no surprise, seeing how they're probably in full on panic mode over From ending the series.

More importantly, THIS: http://steamcommunity.com/app/211420/discussions/0/357287935551574016/

Real Human Bean edition

Old thread >197762

Good news!

//youtube.com/watch?v=Ogy87-6D4jQ

>200051
Also the chainsaw is a star from Mario basically.

//youtube.com/watch?v=kYZjkJgonSk

Random question but whats the maximum amount of mercs you can hire in Jagged Alliance 2 with the 1.13 mod?

I've heard it was somewhat low and I'm the kind of OCD that likes to collect as many team members as possible. Is it possible to make a simple edit to increase the amount (since I was going to have to do the same for starting cash anyway)?

Old thread: >187369
Last post: >190509

> No EotL
> Last TF birthday forgotten
> No new weapons
> No weapon balance
> No optimization
> No major update/event whatsoever
> 645968476151205068985632463599821656957817656152907934873686513725298090 Tours. Still no Australium.

Halloween is getting near, could this be the opportunity for Valve to redeem itself?
Or are we going to receive once again just a bunch of useless restricted cosmetics?
Is TF2 even going to celebrate Halloween this year?
Or is the community going to yell つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE SCREAM FORTRESS at Valve HQ? Does it still even care?

In 30 days or so, we can only hope.

>Join a valve server
>Someone crits everyone all the time as scout

Cheating was still bound to happen. It always happens. But holy shit mon.

Although, even if known cheaters make new accounts, all those +3k accounts, along with their items, medals and whatnot that were recently banned are lost forever, not to mention their steam account will be marked as well.

//youtube.com/watch?v=0IMwHcfVIYU
More info on the next major TF2 update via VNN.

http://www.teamfortress.com/meetyourmatch/
//youtube.com/watch?v=gvuqLylQOoE
IT BEGINS

Yeah. A Super Mario Maker thread sounds good.

Post your own levels. Good levels you've found. Share opinions, the works.

Here's one of mine, a de-make of Bob-omb Battlefield with some extra stuff thrown in:
2D13-0000-0067-F370

And some decent levels I've found:
A zelda 1 style dungeon:
E7BE-0000-002A-6B50
A wonderfully designed Airship level:
53C6-0000-003F-C718
A prison escape with Yoshi:
4B4D-0000-0038-25F7
A fairly challenging castle course that requires spin jumping in later parts:
1097-0000-004D-1A71

>199645
For a minimal thing, I'd like to have SMB1 underground levels pallete swap the enemies and end level castle. A more major thing I'd like would be a way to have end level bosses that need to be beaten to get past, which could be done by either implementing wands and ball thingies, or just letting them drop keys.

One thing I've tried in a level I haven't published yet is having a regular SMB1 bowser, except the fight starts by dropping on a p-switch, and a wall of coins is placed to block you until it runs out. This turns out to be more difficult and itneresting to me than I expected, but it also means the o-switch music plays the entire fight since not even putting a sound effect directly on the p-switch overrides its music.

>199784
The latest update added locked doors and keys which you can have enemies drop, so you actually can have required boss fights now. Before that there were already some pretty clever solutions such as having Bob-ombs or a Thromp slowly destroy a wall or the use of P-switches, coins, and/or conveyor belts for a pseudo timer. This stage is a pretty good example of some of those:
https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/courses/FFC5-0000-0093-38FC

>199791
Ah, I hadn't noticed that you could already have enemeis drop the keys. This is neat.

Have you guys played "There is no Internet connection" in awhile? I bet I can shit all over your high score.

>199774
Never heard of this game before. I thought Bones was being a silly and talking about actually not having an Internet connection for a long time. He was gone two years so he would totaly kick our asses.

Anyway what is the link to the game.

>199787

You have to have no internet connection while using the mobile Chrome browser. Pressing the T-Rex will start a super simple game where you play as a T-Rex and have to jump over cacti as you walk from left to right. Later on, birds start showing up.

>199788
Not only with the mobile version, but also with the regular version, use the spacebar for jumping.

Nintendo General: Summer Fun Indoors Edition

Old thread here >194688

Iwata Memorial thread here >196763

That was really hard!
I got game overs a few times just trying to figure out how to fight the end boss.

//youtube.com/watch?v=uieM18rZdHY

Damn that is a good fan project

BLOODBORNE THREAD ROUND TWO, HOPEFULLY NOT MYSTERIOUSLY BROKEN THREAD EDITION

Fuck me. The last third of the DLC is so fucking hard. So, so fucking hard. About to give up and summon.

If you've had trouble getting the Platinum before, the OP DLC weapons make it easier than ever.

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/bloodborne-card-game-in-the-works/1100-6435734/
Oh shit! Please be good.