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No.196397
/cog/ General: Bullshit EditionAnonymous
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I only just recently decided to try this game, oh my god, this is one of the worst Mega Man games I've ever played. Awful stage design, useless weapons, and extremely cheap bosses. (Vega is almost impossible without a bunch of E-tanks) Also, no save feature. A game released in 2012 uses passwords instead. Even MM9 let you save.

Anyway, vidya games or whatever.
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No.197030
Jumpman
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http://tiredoldhack.com/2015/07/30/games-journalism-that-prick/

>I also can’t stress this enough: if you can’t just let an article lie and need to tell the writer you’re peeved, do so respectfully. If you tweet them with an attitude, dropping snarky, passive-aggressive comments or outright dishing out insults or abuse, you won’t get a reply: if anything, you’ll be blocked. Contrary to what you may think, this doesn’t mean they’re “hiding from the truth” or that you’ve won. It means you’re a fucksmith.

>Regardless of whether you do choose to (respectfully) respond, be sure of one thing: your problem is with a single writer, and their single article. Not their publication, and certainly not that mythical prick Games Journalism.
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No.197033
Anonymous
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>>197030
That article doesn't even mention the Sonic twitter. Also that tweet is an exception given how

A.) It actually is literally SEGA's PR department trying to score a "sick burn" to rile up the fans and not a disgruntled fanboy, and the snarky passive-aggressive attitude is because that twitter account is actually in-character as Sonic. It's not meant to be taken too seriously, and GT knows that. Their tweet reply even called it a burn.
and B.) GT puts out videos that have no discernable credit for who wrote it, and they always have the exact same narrator. And given how GT responded to "Sonic's" tweet, it's safe to assume this is the entire website's official opinion rather than one writer.
No.197044
Jumpman
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Playing Rare Replay has reminded me of how great Rare use to be during the N64 days and how horrible their character designs were.
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No.196763
Iwata GeneralAnonymous
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THERE HE GOES, ONE OF GOD'S OWN PROTOTYPES
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No.196841
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
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>>196839

Damn, EVO showin' respect. I dig it.
No.196849
Alpharius
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No.196850
Anonymous
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>>196849
Open thread
No.195797
The Sneaky Tiki
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E3 General: 2015 Year of the clean HUDs

God Doom has me hyped.
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No.196566
Deon
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No.196716
Deon
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And then the last one.
(I know he's trying to do a more serious review, but I miss the abridged sketch redub comedy)
No.196736
rasputin_zero
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>>196716
He does still do little snippets of that sort of comedy:
//youtube.com/watch?v=UrFtlpHsgpsyoutube thumb

He mentioned in a GAF thread that he wanted to move away from the redubs because they were typecasting him as more of a bitter cynical contrarian than he actually was, and he wanted some licence to be genuinely enthused in childlike wonderment at certain gaming things. Not a bad sentiment in this Youtube Personality age, I'd argue.
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No.193479
Anonymous
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It's the new Let's Play and other video content related to games thread. Old one's over yonder >>190608

Have an enjoyable time not playing games, guys.
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No.196753
Anonymous
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>>196732
Agreed. The title and premise sound bland as fuck but it's cool seeing people get mindfucked by the whole thing.
No.196756
Alpharius
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This is the Let's Play I've been waiting for.
No.196827
Anonymous
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"I need to move. There are NO monkeys in San Francisco." - Dan Ryckert
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No.195523
Evolve General 1Someone with Insomnia
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>"YO WHATS UP [Trapper] HOWS THAT KRAKEN GOING???"
>"You shut your mouth."

And so it begins, Evolve general.
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No.196348
Someone with Insomnia
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>Season Pass 2

Ok, now this is pure bullshit. As if waiting for long periods weren't enough, 2K gets here with its usual things, but now full of rampant shit.
I'm really sorry for the devs, the game has great potential, but overpriced stuff and content that should be in the game by default THAT isn't there? That's a real killer for me, no thanks.
No.196349
Someone with Insomnia
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Also, season pass my ass, it's just another way for 2k to say "another DLC bundle".
No.196378
Anonymous
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>>196348
Well this is a game like Destiny that was built up as a DLC sinkhole. Such a shame really.
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No.195112
/cog/ GeneralAnonymous
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Former Xbone exclusive D4 is coming to PC pretty soon and the port is supposed to be pretty good this time around, compared to Deadly Premonition. Do go and check it out.

And remember folks, Konami a shit.
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No.196395
Anonymous
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>>196392
I wonder if there's the option to create custom sprites or edit it so that certain objects have different properties than they usually have, like a fireflower granting invincibility like stars do. Granted this has a high risk for trolling, but it could lead to some really creative stage remixes.
No.196396
Anonymous
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YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY GET ANY MORE FABULOUS THAN THIS
No.196443
T4 was here
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And GAME is officaly dead in sweden.
*moment of silents*

Well, atlest I got TONS of stuff thanks to the "death" sale.
Like 10+ games, 3 ponies, some candy and like 9 skylander.
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No.189168
Legend of ZeldaAnonymous
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Since last thread hit autosage:
http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/08-04-2014/#/video-ndirect
>still no Groose
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No.196326
Deon
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>>196306
I didn't realize his hair was so big.
No.196328
Anonymous
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Hmm, I've been meaning to get Hyrule Warriors for awhile now, but I'm unsure if I should get the Wii U version or the 3DS version...
No.196382
Deon
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>>196328
Well, the 3DS version is confirmed to start with all the DLC content from the Wii U version, so that's a $20 value-add right there.
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No.194688
Nintendo GeneralAnonymous
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Old thread >>193131
Xenoblade Chronicles X is out now, and reception overall seems to be relatively positive. Gameplay is a lot deeper and more fun than the first. Storywise it's more along the veins of Takahashi's older Gears/Saga work than Blade, for better or worse.
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No.196391
Anonymous
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Speaking of the new Fire Emblem, you know those Severa and Inigo clones shown a while back? Turns out they literally are those two, also the slutty blonde dark mage guy is actually Owain.
No.196394
Anonymous
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New thread when?
No.196447
Deon
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What even is that?
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No.193153
/FGG/ Fighting Game General IIIAnonymous
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Round 1!
DISCUSS!


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>>189199
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No.196170
T4 was here
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yay...
No.196230
Anonymous
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>>196114
can't wait for that shit site and the rest of gawkers ilk to die thanks to based Hogans lawsuit.
No.196235
Anonymous
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>>196111
so PR gags are "glitches" now

two-faced cowards, they know what they did but don't want to be judged for it
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No.194495
/cog/ GeneralAnonymous
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Argue about Steam in the Steam Thread Edition
~or~
E3 can't get here any faster Edition

Old thread >>193016
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No.195161
Anonymous
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>>195120
So how much of what that chart says is actually true? Regarding number of modes, maps, etc.

And has there been any word on split-screen local multiplayer?
No.195167
Minifig
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Is Shadowrun: Dragonfall - Director's Cut any good? I've already got Shadowrun Returns but I haven't played it (Steam libraries, maaan) and it's a little over £3 in the sales for the next few days.
No.195170
Anonymous
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Want a Powerstone successor?:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1518707381/combat-core-high-powered-4-player-arena-fighter/video_share

And unlike other shittier crowd funded vidya, there is a playable alpha build you can try.
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No.193131
Nintendo GeneralAnonymous
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So Xenoblade X is due out in Japan April 29th. That's a lot sooner than I was expecting.
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No.194704
Deon
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>>194686
Don't forget that so many things went bad with people leaking the worldwide release of Pokemon everywhere, they decided that we don't deserve to have that.
No.194979
Anonymous
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Goddamn, everything about Splatoon is like a manifestation of the early 2000's. I'm not even gonna play the game, because I really don't care about shooters on consoles, but I still love watching everything about it just for the massive wave of nostalgia that hits me everytime I see it.
No.196751
Anonymous
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>>194979
>I really don't care about shooters on consoles,
I don't care about shooters *at all*, and I can say that Splatoon is incredibly fun even so. I got it as part of the packaged-in Wii U bundle thing, so I figured I would give it a try, and it's tons of fun. It's not really like a standard shooter since you're not trying to kill opponents, and that makes a big difference in how the thing plays and feels. It's less about twitch reflexes and more about strategy.
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No.187629
STEAM Thread | Someone with InsomniaAnonymous
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Deals, disounts, free stuff, trades, adds, etc. Overall, anything Steam related goes here.

Because everyday is Steamas.
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No.194529
Anonymous
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Well, those who were against the idea of paid mods can smile:
http://steamcommunity.com/games/SteamWorkshop/announcements/detail/208632365253244218
http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/04/27/valve-axes-paid-skyrim-mods
No.194545
T4 was here
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>>194529
Well thats a whole jimquisition episode wasted.
No.195166
girder
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For a second there, I thought that the Hong Kong campaign had been released already.
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No.193942
Sony hates the PS Vita – why?Anonymous
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It was visible from the beginning, but now it's just blatant. Sony does not give a shit. If Sony wanted, they could have ordered the development and release of many great titled on PSP 2.0. With the system's power in the right hands, most games could be developed for/ported to it. Vita has enough power to handle most games that aren't TOO big or TOO long.

But Sony is not supporting the system, and I think it is a very deliberate move on their part. Is it because they fear the PS4 will fail if they won't delegate ALL resources to it? I want to know what you think (if you give a fuck to think).
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No.194289
Anonymous
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>>194288
Yea a format was better than their myriad of Storage Media they attempted in the run up to MP3 Device Standardization and their replacement by phones and tablets.

And really that kinda game is fine when its new to market and their competitor hasn't been out there for over twenty years with successful handhelds. Really if the VITA had used standard MicroSD Memory Cards . It would have been a much harder choice between the two handhelds.
No.194292
Anonymous
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>>194288
They used CDs and DVDs with the first two Playstations, though. And for something they wanted to push, UMDs and Vita cards aren't even used with other Sony devices.
No.194303
Anonymous
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>>194292
That just means they hadn't developed a "reasonable" competitor to CDs/DVDs at the time. Also, part of their reason for supporting DVDs was that it made the PS2 one of the cheapest DVD players on the market at release and so helped to sell a lot more.
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No.193016
/cog/ GeneralAnonymous
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The Legend of Zelda Thread is not the General Edition

So Lisa is a fantastic game and everyone should play it. It will make you feel things in your soul that you never thought you could. Also, it has a pretty great soundtrack.

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No.194494
Anonymous
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http://www.gameranx.com/updates/id/27846/article/silent-hills-not-going-to-happen-confirms-guillermo-del-toro-pt-already-getting-delisted/

Crap
No.194499
Anonymous
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>>194285
Is this real or is Polygon really that inane (not that I'd doubt the latter).
No.194501
Anonymous
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>>194285
>>194499
Hmm, as I thought it's a shoop. Title is cribbed from the Bayonetta 2 review and such and such. Not that Polygon doesn't have serious issues with self-righteousness, and their Xenoblade 3D review is pretty meh, suffers from blog-level tone and I'm already spotting a few outright errors in it.
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No.190281
Tokyo Game Show ThreadAnonymous
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This just in from TGS: Tetsuya Nomura and friends are going on a road trip to save video games in Final Fantasy 15: Spring Breakers 2.

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This looks so fucking awesome.
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No.194002
Anonymous
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Man, the Midgar parts of FF7 were so fucking cool. So fucking cool. I just remembered those out of the blue. I don't know why.
No.194016
rasputin_zero
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>>194002
I know, right? Like, the game opening up was awesome and all, but those first few hours in magic-cyberpunk-ville got me hype as fuck.
No.194019
Anonymous
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>>194002

I found it pretty dull and tedious, but I played it long after it first came out.
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1679301642.859316 - 0.023216 (0.000097s): called footer.php

1679301642.859586 - 0.023486 (0.000270s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "footer_meta"

1679301642.859645 - 0.023545 (0.000059s): kobak\plugins: finished running 8 actions for hook "footer_meta"

1679301642.859647 - 0.023547 (0.000002s): completed rendering most of the html

1679301642.859665 - 0.023565 (0.000018s): starting debug

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1679301642.86040000: end


SQL statistics:

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time taken: 0.00124192 SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`, `pin`, `bumped`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = 3 AND p.`parentid` = 0 AND p.`deleted` = 0 ORDER BY `pin` desc, `bumped` desc LIMIT 90, 15 no error
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((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '193016' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '190281' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) no error
time taken: 0.00135303 SELECT `boardid`, `parentid`, `postid` FROM `kobapost` WHERE (`boardid` = 3 AND `postid` IN(189199,190608,194288,194288,194285,194285,194686,195120,196114,196111,196306,196392,196732,196839,196839)) AND `deleted` = 0 no error

actions:

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footer_meta actions: 8 start: 1679301642.85958800 end: 1679301642.85964200 took (total): 0.000054
header_meta actions: 5 start: 1679301642.85697900 end: 1679301642.85704700 took (total): 0.000068
setup_html actions: 3 start: 1679301642.83919800 end: 1679301642.85684000 took (total): 0.017642
validation actions: 2 start: 1679301642.83748400 end: 1679301642.83913800 took (total): 0.001654

Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss

rules in htaccess format:

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Current time:

2023-03-20 01:40:42