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I only just recently decided to try this game, oh my god, this is one of the worst Mega Man games I've ever played. Awful stage design, useless weapons, and extremely cheap bosses. (Vega is almost impossible without a bunch of E-tanks) Also, no save feature. A game released in 2012 uses passwords instead. Even MM9 let you save.
Anyway, vidya games or whatever.
http://tiredoldhack.com/2015/07/30/games-journalism-that-prick/
>I also can’t stress this enough: if you can’t just let an article lie and need to tell the writer you’re peeved, do so respectfully. If you tweet them with an attitude, dropping snarky, passive-aggressive comments or outright dishing out insults or abuse, you won’t get a reply: if anything, you’ll be blocked. Contrary to what you may think, this doesn’t mean they’re “hiding from the truth” or that you’ve won. It means you’re a fucksmith.
>Regardless of whether you do choose to (respectfully) respond, be sure of one thing: your problem is with a single writer, and their single article. Not their publication, and certainly not that mythical prick Games Journalism....
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>>197030
That article doesn't even mention the Sonic twitter. Also that tweet is an exception given how
A.) It actually is literally SEGA's PR department trying to score a "sick burn" to rile up the fans and not a disgruntled fanboy, and the snarky passive-aggressive attitude is because that twitter account is actually in-character as Sonic. It's not meant to be taken too seriously, and GT knows that. Their tweet reply even called it a burn.
and B.) GT puts out videos that have no discernable credit for who wrote it, and they always have the exact same narrator. And given how GT responded to "Sonic's" tweet, it's safe to assume this is the entire website's official opinion rather than one writer.
Playing Rare Replay has reminded me of how great Rare use to be during the N64 days and how horrible their character designs were.
>>196839
Damn, EVO showin' respect. I dig it.
//youtube.com/watch?v=sG1yRUe-VY0
And then the last one.
(I know he's trying to do a more serious review, but I miss the abridged sketch redub comedy)
>>196716
He does still do little snippets of that sort of comedy:
//youtube.com/watch?v=UrFtlpHsgps
He mentioned in a GAF thread that he wanted to move away from the redubs because they were typecasting him as more of a bitter cynical contrarian than he actually was, and he wanted some licence to be genuinely enthused in childlike wonderment at certain gaming things. Not a bad sentiment in this Youtube Personality age, I'd argue.
It's the new Let's Play and other video content related to games thread. Old one's over yonder >>190608
Have an enjoyable time not playing games, guys.
>>196732
Agreed. The title and premise sound bland as fuck but it's cool seeing people get mindfucked by the whole thing.
//youtube.com/watch?v=pzlffxeOEvY
This is the Let's Play I've been waiting for.
"I need to move. There are NO monkeys in San Francisco." - Dan Ryckert
>Season Pass 2
Ok, now this is pure bullshit. As if waiting for long periods weren't enough, 2K gets here with its usual things, but now full of rampant shit.
I'm really sorry for the devs, the game has great potential, but overpriced stuff and content that should be in the game by default THAT isn't there? That's a real killer for me, no thanks.
Also, season pass my ass, it's just another way for 2k to say "another DLC bundle".
>>196348
Well this is a game like Destiny that was built up as a DLC sinkhole. Such a shame really.
>>196392
I wonder if there's the option to create custom sprites or edit it so that certain objects have different properties than they usually have, like a fireflower granting invincibility like stars do. Granted this has a high risk for trolling, but it could lead to some really creative stage remixes.
//youtube.com/watch?v=XoiR_c1TulE
YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY GET ANY MORE FABULOUS THAN THIS
Since last thread hit autosage:
http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/08-04-2014/#/video-ndirect
>still no Groose
>>196306
I didn't realize his hair was so big.
Hmm, I've been meaning to get Hyrule Warriors for awhile now, but I'm unsure if I should get the Wii U version or the 3DS version...
>>196328
Well, the 3DS version is confirmed to start with all the DLC content from the Wii U version, so that's a $20 value-add right there.
Old thread >>193131
Xenoblade Chronicles X is out now, and reception overall seems to be relatively positive. Gameplay is a lot deeper and more fun than the first. Storywise it's more along the veins of Takahashi's older Gears/Saga work than Blade, for better or worse.
Speaking of the new Fire Emblem, you know those Severa and Inigo clones shown a while back? Turns out they literally are those two, also the slutty blonde dark mage guy is actually Owain.
Round 1!
DISCUSS!
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>>189199
>>196114
can't wait for that shit site and the rest of gawkers ilk to die thanks to based Hogans lawsuit.
>>196111
so PR gags are "glitches" now
two-faced cowards, they know what they did but don't want to be judged for it
Argue about Steam in the Steam Thread Edition
~or~
E3 can't get here any faster Edition
Old thread >>193016
>>195120
So how much of what that chart says is actually true? Regarding number of modes, maps, etc.
And has there been any word on split-screen local multiplayer?
Is Shadowrun: Dragonfall - Director's Cut any good? I've already got Shadowrun Returns but I haven't played it (Steam libraries, maaan) and it's a little over £3 in the sales for the next few days.
Want a Powerstone successor?:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1518707381/combat-core-high-powered-4-player-arena-fighter/video_share
And unlike other shittier crowd funded vidya, there is a playable alpha build you can try.
>>194686
Don't forget that so many things went bad with people leaking the worldwide release of Pokemon everywhere, they decided that we don't deserve to have that.
>>194979
>I really don't care about shooters on consoles,
I don't care about shooters *at all*, and I can say that Splatoon is incredibly fun even so. I got it as part of the packaged-in Wii U bundle thing, so I figured I would give it a try, and it's tons of fun. It's not really like a standard shooter since you're not trying to kill opponents, and that makes a big difference in how the thing plays and feels. It's less about twitch reflexes and more about strategy.
Well, those who were against the idea of paid mods can smile:
http://steamcommunity.com/games/SteamWorkshop/announcements/detail/208632365253244218
http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/04/27/valve-axes-paid-skyrim-mods
>>194529
Well thats a whole jimquisition episode wasted.
It was visible from the beginning, but now it's just blatant. Sony does not give a shit. If Sony wanted, they could have ordered the development and release of many great titled on PSP 2.0. With the system's power in the right hands, most games could be developed for/ported to it. Vita has enough power to handle most games that aren't TOO big or TOO long.
But Sony is not supporting the system, and I think it is a very deliberate move on their part. Is it because they fear the PS4 will fail if they won't delegate ALL resources to it? I want to know what you think (if you give a fuck to think).
>>194288
Yea a format was better than their myriad of Storage Media they attempted in the run up to MP3 Device Standardization and their replacement by phones and tablets.
And really that kinda game is fine when its new to market and their competitor hasn't been out there for over twenty years with successful handhelds. Really if the VITA had used standard MicroSD Memory Cards . It would have been a much harder choice between the two handhelds.
>>194288
They used CDs and DVDs with the first two Playstations, though. And for something they wanted to push, UMDs and Vita cards aren't even used with other Sony devices.
>>194292
That just means they hadn't developed a "reasonable" competitor to CDs/DVDs at the time. Also, part of their reason for supporting DVDs was that it made the PS2 one of the cheapest DVD players on the market at release and so helped to sell a lot more.
The Legend of Zelda Thread is not the General Edition
So Lisa is a fantastic game and everyone should play it. It will make you feel things in your soul that you never thought you could. Also, it has a pretty great soundtrack.
//youtube.com/watch?v=U1a_LxEW2bU
http://www.gameranx.com/updates/id/27846/article/silent-hills-not-going-to-happen-confirms-guillermo-del-toro-pt-already-getting-delisted/
Crap
>>194285
Is this real or is Polygon really that inane (not that I'd doubt the latter).
>>194285
>>194499
Hmm, as I thought it's a shoop. Title is cribbed from the Bayonetta 2 review and such and such. Not that Polygon doesn't have serious issues with self-righteousness, and their Xenoblade 3D review is pretty meh, suffers from blog-level tone and I'm already spotting a few outright errors in it.
This just in from TGS: Tetsuya Nomura and friends are going on a road trip to save video games in Final Fantasy 15: Spring Breakers 2.
//youtube.com/watch?v=wT3dyanB3pk
This looks so fucking awesome.
Man, the Midgar parts of FF7 were so fucking cool. So fucking cool. I just remembered those out of the blue. I don't know why.
>>194002
I know, right? Like, the game opening up was awesome and all, but those first few hours in magic-cyberpunk-ville got me hype as fuck.
>>194002
I found it pretty dull and tedious, but I played it long after it first came out.
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on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '195797' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '193479' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '195523' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, 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= '194688' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '193153' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '194495' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '193131' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '187629' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '193942' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '193016' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '190281' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) | no error |
time taken: 0.00135303 | SELECT `boardid`, `parentid`, `postid` FROM `kobapost` WHERE (`boardid` = 3 AND `postid` IN(189199,190608,194288,194288,194285,194285,194686,195120,196114,196111,196306,196392,196732,196839,196839)) AND `deleted` = 0 | no error |
actions:
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footer_meta | actions: 8 | start: 1679301642.85958800 | end: 1679301642.85964200 | took (total): 0.000054 |
header_meta | actions: 5 | start: 1679301642.85697900 | end: 1679301642.85704700 | took (total): 0.000068 |
setup_html | actions: 3 | start: 1679301642.83919800 | end: 1679301642.85684000 | took (total): 0.017642 |
validation | actions: 2 | start: 1679301642.83748400 | end: 1679301642.83913800 | took (total): 0.001654 |
Rewrite/redirect rules:
Redirect | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ | $matches[1]\/ | 302 |
Redirect | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ | $matches[1]\/ | 302 |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ | /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ | index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1] | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ | index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2] | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ | index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1] | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ | index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3] | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ | index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ | index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss | |
Rewrite: | /^latest_posts\.rss$/ | index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss | |
Rewrite: | /^latest_threads\.rss$/ | index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss | |
Rewrite: | /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ | index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss | |
Rewrite: | /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ | index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss |
rules in htaccess format:
RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$ $1/ [R=302,L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$ $1/ [R=302,L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$ /$1/thumbs/$2s.png [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)/(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=index&board=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=index&board=$1&pagenumber=$2 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=catalog&board=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=thread&board=$1&thread=$2&ext=$3 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$1&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$1&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_posts\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_threads\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss [L,QSA]Current time:
2023-03-20 01:40:42