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Flash game thread! Any lengthy jewels?
No.424100
Anonymous
Replies:>>424102
Why did Flash go away? Did something replace it?
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>>424100
Steve Jobs did not want to pay Adobe licensing fees, so they never bothered to implement it on the iPhone and instead declared the format as dead and replaced with HTML5 (good fucking luck with that). Adobe never really bothered fighting it, and eventually dropped all support for the browser plugin a year or two back.
No.424146
Anonymous
>>424102
That's lame.
No.421055
Random Videogame Image Humour content threadAnonymous
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>The Garland Heresy
Get to actually posting /cog/boys
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No.195313
Steam/Video Game Sale Thread: Hide Yo WalletAnonymous
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Looks like Steam Summer Sale dates have been leaked, and they're a bit early compared to previous years:
http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/05/29/steam-summer-sale-2015-dates-leak
>The Steam Summer Sale will begin on June 11 and last until June 20, according to a prematurely-revealed social post.
Funny gif that is too big to upload here: http://media.giphy.com/media/3oEduNiXJuU6biIYda/giphy.gif
No.423939
Anonymous
>>423935
I'm gonna be sad when Mr Newell dies of being old and fat.
No.423948
Anonymous
Replies:>>423990
Steam is finally getting what it really needs, to counter all the degeneracy present.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2167220/The_Bible/
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/someones-putting-the-bible-on-steam-and-theyre-adding-achievements
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>>423948
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So although there seems to be an agreement on this game looking awful, discussion in the General thread seems enough to merit a containment thread. This is that thread.
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Will Starfield be better than Fallout 4?
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For all those Terraria lovers out there, this is where you can now express yourself!
Rules go as follows:
No Minecraft
No Stardew Valley
No StarBound
I always loved Terraria. Here you can share your ideas on new bosses, weapons, armors, ect. And give feedback to people who are still trying to master this complex, sandbox game! Share your experiences in Terraria and remember, Memes are always allowed!!!
No.423870
Tremaine
Replies:>>423874
I'm terrible at this game and I mean that. Just the fucking worst, but I've found myself a nice little cycle to beat it.

Basically, I'm playing it with my brother and he's really good at every video game ever. So, he advances the game and gets rare and boss items and I handle getting the grindier stuff. It's produced a neat little cycle where we just give each other presents to move further and further through the game. We're gearing up to face the Moon Lord now.

I guess I'll also ask what everyone's favorite playstyle is, too. I like summoner because it lets me tag something and then focus on getting the fuck out of the way. I end up gearing all the stats toward defense and speed. Melee is definitely the easiest, though.
No.423874
Anonymous
>>423870
I'm not a fan of multiplayer games so back when I played this would just do everything myself. That was so long ago there wasn't half the content there is now.

Can't remember what weapons I favoured, my home base was basically a tower that reached all the way up to the stratosphere and had a gap tunnel/dry moat beneath it to prevent enemies from getting in because I was worried about all the NPCs getting hurt.
Also carved out a massive tunnel lined with glass along the map beneath it in both directions thick enough to stop Corruption from getting spread to it.
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What is his IQ?
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>>422100
Here's a random tiermaker image denoting group intellect, the most factual of evidence.
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Wright might be the protagonist, but this is one Stone Cold Mutherfucker.
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Amiibo Thread
Who's store is still selling only Wave 1 Amiibo and none of the other waves
No.419465
Anonymous
>>417667
Nintendo seems to be really into "forced rarity" if you know what I mean, for both physical and digital content.
No.421491
Anonymous
Wouldn't mind owning a Byleth Amiibo to go with the new three houses game that is coming out in a few months. But it would set me back almost 30 bucks so can't really see myself stretching for it.
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Never hurts to get a MMO thread. Tell me your fav MMOs. I'll start with PSO2.
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The only MMO I've played in recent history is City of Heroes.
No.423645
Anonymous
>>419177
I don't play City of Heroes Homecoming anymore but have a compulsive need to log into my account semi-regularly and just check my characters. Its some kind of sickness.
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South Park Gaming thread, from the new RPGs to the classic first-person shooter. All are welcome.

Personally I've gotten ridiculously hyped over Fractured But Whole, makes me keep browsing the same information about it over and over again.
If anyone has something new then share it, need to scratch that itch.

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No.417533
Anonymous
I'd be hesitant to buy a third South Park RPG, because the endgame of Fractured But Whole was bad.

The rest of the game was fairly good, but the lame Cartman bullshit just dragged on and on and made the whole final part of the game deeply unsatisfying/tedious. The expansions stuff in comparison was good too.

Also the show has been pretty poor for awhile, the pair have lost their touch when it comes to writing.
No.417544
Anonymous
The election really messed them up. Both the lead up and the results.
No.423371
Anonymous
>>200920
There's a new South Park game in the works?
New South Park Game Teaser THQ Nordic [HD 1080P]youtube thumb
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vidya webms
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Wow, this thread is almost eight years old and finally reached the bump limit.
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Do we need a new one started?
No.199619
Let's Play: The Let's PlayingAnonymous
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Kuvo has lost his mind, and he's taking his brother, Geop, Vicas, and some other person down with him

//youtube.com/watch?v=XpDHPnV6fBgyoutube thumb
No.419626
Anonymous
https://clips.twitch.tv/BlindingAntsyTortoiseTF2John-2zbUEbvo_oQhV_2n
No.421446
Anonymous
Replies:>>421457
Read back over this thread and it was kind of eerie, seeing people talk about Two/Super Best Friends so much from before the break up.

Just recently Pat moved all the way across to the other side of Canada with his wife so he's not even in the same city as the rest.
Though him and Woolie still do their podcast, since they got a remote setup going-on for a long time due to Covid.
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>>421446
>Pat moved all the way across to the other side of Canada with his wife
No.418496
/cog/ General # Another OneMstr Twistr
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A new Crash game is upon us, it is imminent. News with details soon.

Old thread: >>202315
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I think I liked the soap shoes better.
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>>421398
They need to be pointer.
No.421426
Anonymous
Oh wow, a general thread actually lived out its purpose again. Good work.
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Videogame Fanart: Third StrikeAnonymous
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The other one finally filled out so why not move to a new venue
>>418558

Starting off with something of artistic quality
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Random Videogame Image Humour: The SecondingAnonymous
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Last thread is maxed out, why not have a follow-up to continue the image-based fun?

Here to check the previous
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No.418558
Video Game fan art thread 2Anonymous
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No.419993
Anonymous
>>419985
Huh... the limit is higher than I wagered it to be.

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time taken: 0.00081301 SELECT *, ( SELECT GROUP_CONCAT(DISTINCT `kobaboardban`.`boardid` ORDER BY `kobaboardban`.`boardid` SEPARATOR ',') FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `banid` = `id` GROUP BY `banid` ) AS `active_boards` FROM `kobaban` WHERE ( (`iplong1` = '22efad90') OR (`iplong1` <= '22efad90' AND '22efad90' <= `iplong2`) ) AND `type` IN(-1,0,1,2,3) AND (`id` IN ( SELECT `banid` FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `boardid` IN(3) ) OR `global` = 1) ORDER BY `type`,`expiration` DESC no rows found or affected (prepared query)
time taken: 0.00117087 SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`, `pin`, `bumped`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = 3 AND p.`parentid` = 0 AND p.`deleted` = 0 ORDER BY `pin` desc, `bumped` desc LIMIT 30, 15 no error
time taken: 0.02153778 ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '417668' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '421055' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '195313' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '198105' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '419379' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '422100' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '196330' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` 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INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '199619' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '418496' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '419999' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '419066' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`parentid` = '418558' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) no error
time taken: 0.00043893 SELECT `boardid`, `parentid`, `postid` FROM `kobapost` WHERE (`boardid` = 3 AND `postid` IN(202315,187306,417863,417667,419985,423549,423935)) AND `deleted` = 0 no error

actions:

before_validation actions: 1 start: 1679716265.64164600 end: 1679716265.64166000 took (total): 0.000014
footer_meta actions: 8 start: 1679716265.67150600 end: 1679716265.67158100 took (total): 0.000075
header_meta actions: 5 start: 1679716265.66839800 end: 1679716265.66845800 took (total): 0.000060
setup_html actions: 3 start: 1679716265.64359800 end: 1679716265.66828500 took (total): 0.024687
validation actions: 2 start: 1679716265.64168300 end: 1679716265.64354800 took (total): 0.001865

Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss

rules in htaccess format:

RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$ $1/ [R=302,L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$ $1/ [R=302,L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$ /$1/thumbs/$2s.png [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)/(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=index&board=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=index&board=$1&pagenumber=$2 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=catalog&board=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=thread&board=$1&thread=$2&ext=$3 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$1&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$1&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_posts\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_threads\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss [L,QSA]

Current time:

2023-03-24 20:51:05