/cog/ - Traditional & Video Gaming

>>196037
Who needs a real woman Rite?

>>196037
Well, your musical selection is more pleasing to me than the video's actual sound track:
//youtube.com/watch?v=wIl2-5f8NTo

>>196085
After the reaction to Project Milo, I'm wondering if people have some general reaction of being unable to see advanced NPC conversation systems as good for anything but sex bots. I mean this one actually has a potential waifu (who incidentally resembles Sonic Boom's Amy to me at the moment for some reason) in it, but still.

>>201386
Chonkers

>>195224
I loved that stage in the original Smash 64, but the rest of the games made the Great Fox so tiny its just stupid looking.

>>417614
I didn't realize until now, but, that's not a costume but just body paint, right?

>>201158
Holy shit, that's pretty fucking sweet

>>418389
Isn't that just what every speedrunnner does in Mario64?

>>418532
Old, but good.

Krystal is the fucking worst.

>>418669
>>418670
Now I understand why she got so much porn pretty much immediately. She's pretty much only there to be a sex icon.

>>418677
>>418678
Did they fuck in the end?

>>418680
Krystal is a slut, she fucked a bunch of dudes. That's what happens when you take a religious young woman from the sticks into the wider cosmos.

Specifically she breaks up with Fox at some point and joins a rival team of mercenary fighter pilots and bangs some panther dude?

>>418681
haha what, is that canon?

>>418683
>Fox tells her to get back in the kitchen

fucking lmao
I suppose that's not exactly how it is worded in the game, but that's about the only way I can imagine it now.

>>418685
The series should have ended after Lylat Wars.

>>418685

This

>>418692
Series shoulda ended by the first game, HOW DID THEY GET ENOUGH MONEY FOR A SEQUEL

>>418984
Starfox was a good game.

>>418985

debatable, the snes version was already bad in my opinion

>>418986
Well your opinion is wrong.

And your face is dumb.

>>418987

youre too young to be here.

>>418987

>fucking wannabe boomer shut up

>>418991
this

>>418991
>>418992
You know, it's really obvious that you are replying to yourself.

>>418993

no joke tho, someone legit just copypasted my name lmao and replied

>>418994
plus4chan doesn't get enough traffic for that to happen within 20 seconds.

>>419017
Man, Sonic Battle was so weird. It was a decent game and pulled impressive graphics for the GBA, but it was so stupid to use the sonic cast for an arena fighter.

>>419018
>but it was so stupid to use the sonic cast for an arena fighter
Why?

>>419019
Because I'm used to the original games, where you had a cute little goblin running around in surreal looking landscapes, burrowing into walls, while freeing cute fluffy animals from being turned into slaves by a stereotypical mad doctor, all the while listening into chill music.

By comparison Battle has an entire zoo's worth of cast and a forced drama storyline, and the gameplay is about specifically beating up other allies/enemies in an anime fighting arena. The patented gameboy advance ear rape audio doesn't help either.

>>419020
>has an entire zoo's worth of cast and a forced drama storyline
You might as well be talking about ALL the modern games in that case.

Where characters frequently come to blows in random fights too.

>>419021
>You might as well be talking about ALL the modern games in that case.

That's what I said.

Anyone got a webm of the human princess kissing sonic? That seems pretty relevant to direction of discussion the thread has gone down.

>>419040
This was the subject of so much laugh when the game came out. The game itself was a super buggy shitshow, and then you had this scene.

>>419042
Who even was that chick?
Never played that game in the series.

>>419120
Ah Harvester, what a classic.

>>419135
… that's fucking stupid. What can you even do in the game then? Walk around and do things you'd do in real life? What's the point of that?

>>419141
Honestly the game sounds like a mess.

>>419152
Glad I didn't buy into the hype for it.

Cyberpunk is truly a shitshow

>>419190
If your Cyberpunk 2077 save goes over 8mb then it permanently corrupts.
Crafting alot of items bloats your save size.

That's pretty fucking shitty.

>>419304
BAH GAWD

SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF

>>419428
This is a fake and not something from an actual game, is it?

>>419432
Nah, its from an actual game. Hunt Showdown.

>>419439
That's not stupid, that's fantastic.

Post the one where the pistol has teeth and eats the new mags.

>>419554
what is Nintendo's stance on gay marriage?

>>419555
Probably very traditionally Japanese and outdated

>>419658
Where do I get a job like that?

>>419664
Be incredibly gay, get a job in the world of makeup and photography.

>>419954
Is this in-game out of context footage or cropped porn?

>>419957
Rise of the Tomb Raider.

>>419995
ah yes, snowballs, the most deadliest weapon in all videogame history.

>>419997
Maybe they are snowballs with stones in them

>>420035
Tomb Raider is my favorite female video game character.

>>420083
Did the chick just space laser all of the sahara desert?
also that 3d looks horrible at such a low resolution, I don't even understand why they bother.

>>420094
They seem less like space lasers than they do railguns.

>>420095
Does that change the fact that it just used dozens of space cannons to bombard the most desolate point of the world?

No wonder it missed that spider.