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Weapons thread

Kobracon is my favorite videogame gun.
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Every incarnation of the Moonlight Greatsword is radical.
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A weapon is only as good as the one who holds it
Shirou !lORCIa01Kk

And of course the circumstances in which it must be utilized... of- course...
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Any weapon that utilizes sharks as ammunition.
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Since we're talking about weapons...

World of Guns has turned out to be surprisingly addictive. Also incredibly educational and useful consumer research as well.
Also, the M16A1 in the supergame mode was agony.

156 individual parts. It's like everything on that gun is spring-loaded.

To put that in context, the AK-47 has 63 parts, the Sig SG522 Commando has 90, and the MP5 has 70.
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Best concept for a gun ever.

A shame you never got too many reloads for it.
Saints Row 3 did it too.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
The Halo 1 pistol, the Doom 1 shotgun, GoldenEye’s remote mines, any weapon in any Splatterhouse game (especially the chainsaw), Strider Hiryu’s sword, and Zero’s saber in any MMX game where he’s playable = my favorite vidyagaem weapons.
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Gotta Love Saints Row and their weapons. Especially when they go all in and make a full scale replica like the DubStep Gun. Word is they make a dozen or so Penetrators for a Europe promo but most vanished into the wilds.
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A Republic commando's best friend that's not a squad member.
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The 211-V Plasma Cutter is my gun-waifu

Not very often the starting weapon isn't just useful, but one of the very best in the game.
Bunker !OFOzVPOG0g
Indeed, when the gimmick is cutting then the cutter will rule them all.
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Most of the Relic Weapons in Three Houses are pretty dumb but the MC's sword-whip is actually cool.
Yeah, they wanted to make sure they could inspire a cool and unique moveset for Smash Bros
They could do alot with Byleth in Smash.

You've got the whip sword and you've got one of their proficiencies being Brawling (a new thing in terms of weapon types from that game) for general moveset, you've got their unique class which is a warrior / caster which could be some sort of super state, you've got Gambits and Battalions which could be represented by them calling in their students for moves and then they've got the whole reversing time power which could be a recovery or something.
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Bang Bang Bang
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Its not so much a specific weapon but Hilde's fighting style of wielding spear & short sword was really cool.

Might help she stands out in that the developers sat down as a group and explicitly decided "This is the single female character we specifically won't dress as a thot".
Last time I saw this was when I was watching a stream of the ZF clan playing Trouble in Terrorist Town.
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Brings to mind Jak's modular morph gun from Jak & Daxter.
Changes function depending on what add-ons are slapped on.
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This weekend, I'll be using this once again.
And on the side of the Brotherhood, of course.

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Mister Twister
Yellow Gun is best girl.
I only really played Jak 2 and not Jak 3 which added a bunch of 'sub-options' for each ammo type, but yes Yellow was probably the best general purpose weapons.

Red was good to spam along with your punch in a crowded melee while purple was the great demolisher even if it had more limited ammo.

What was blue again, a heavy machinegun or gatling?
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The Shovel Blade is the ultimate weapon for ye olde treasure-hunting adventurer.
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Be honest, wouldn't you take one if the opportunity had occurred?
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Call me a loser nostalgia faggot weeb shit but I'll always have a place in my heart for the Buster Sword, its a sword that is big and that is good.
Much better than the lameass katana Sephiroth has.
Also much better than the stupid fucking sword made up of multiple other swords Cloud uses in Advent Children, that movie was garbage worse than fan fiction.
It was Clouds only non-retarded weapon, and that's not saying much. It's basically a stupid looking impractical Zweihander.
Cloud had a bunch of weapons in FF7 that were just large two handed swords, you could see them since equipping weapons actually changed the appearance in battle.
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Its cool when the MCs in JRPGs still use proper real life weapons but not a boring old sword. Suikoden has a few examples of that like the first game its a Staff and the protagonist in the second game its Tonfas. Nice to have a bit of variety in these things.
Dante's stylish yet straightforward practical twin pistols are so much cooler than Nero's nonsensical double barrel revolver.
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Always thought the Volnutt secondary weapons which turned your other arm into a giant cannon/bazooka were the coolest looking.
Even if it wasn't all that hard to render them obsolete by upgrading the megabuster (alot of the sub-weapons had that problem in MML honestly).
I don't even remember that part of the game, only that with the best equipment you could get maximum stars in all but one of the categories, either one or another depending on equipment, but either of them made you so powerful that the game was cakewalk.
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Been playing alot of Sunset Overdrive recently.
It has a number of interesting & unusual guns (and different weapons shine in various situations so you want to have a variety in your weapon wheel) but in my heart nothing beats the style and power of carrying around this monster of a revolver you get early on.

Is useful throughout the game when it comes to downing big targets.
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Was playing Metal Wolf Chaos XD last night, just unlocked this badboy for the mech.
Is that a sword or a gun?

I need to play Metal Wolf Chaos one day. Have to dig up my xbox and perhaps mod it with a larger HD (or an IDE to SD mod).
oh wait,
>Metal Wolf Chaos XD

They ported it to Steam. Not bad. Saves me the trouble of fucking with that old Xbox; the dvd drive has a broken belt and it can only run games from HDD, but the drive is only 6GB.
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Its a sword that functions as a gun.
>that weapon size

lmfao what
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Metal Wolf isn't actually bigger than the boss enemies you'd see in Darksouls or Bloodborne.

Its closer to being a power armor the president wears than a 'giant' robot.
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I like drilling into brains.
Truly an elegant weapon for a more civilized age
Pretty sure Metal Wolf Chaos has a secret weapon that fires sharks at people while we're at it.
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Giant spiky flails are cool in general, tend to be more of an enemy weapon in videogames tho
The Moonie Bigsword is a really cool concept in terms of being a company cameo thing that shows up in all the different games they work on over the years.
Like its better than if it was a reoccurring character mascot cameo.
This makes me think.

In jrpgs it often would make much more sense that you just 'upgrade' the characters starting weapon through game mechanics to keep it useful as you grind up, instead of buying random generic weapons in stores/finding random weapons in dungeons that so happen to be increasingly strong.
This specifically would make the most sense in games where the character's starting weapon is supposed to be special or have meaning to them and thus they wouldn't just drop it for some random weapon.
That doesn't make sense realistically though, a sword made out of better materials will perform better than a generic one you start with. Only difference is that you may need a short while of practice to get used to the weight of the old one.
I mean in JRPG terms where the sword is made out of the kidney stone of jesus and buddha and has a level 128 demon sealed inside, sure, then you can level it up. But it's not like, if you make enough kills with a PK7 it will evolve into a Desert Eagle.

Regardless, there are some games that allow you to upgrade weapons. Disgaea series comes to mind.
What's the Moonlight Greatsword like in Elden Ring?
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Its not actually in ER.
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>Weapons thread
>favorite videogame gun
Technically related?
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Is the signature Lancer from GoW cool or tryhard? Can never quite decide.

Like the idea of a chainsaw bayonet on your assault rifle is cool, but if you actually look directly at the gun the saw appears pretty fragile and more likely to shred your hand by accident than the enemy.
And GoW in general is just an entire game series that tries too hard.

Seems like it would be done better in a setting which was more flamboyantly over the top instead of grim & grimy soldier mans fighting in dirty grey ruins
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Love the main character's assault rifle in Binary Domain. Sure it mostly looks like a near-future tactical soldierman primary weapon but its the underslung force blaster as a secondary function that makes the thing stand out.
Its just a good feeling weapon to have in gameplay as your default option for every situation.
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whip swords in game are fundamentally stupid but are just awesome to use.
all the impracticalities are wiped away and you're just left with a whip that is improved by also being a sword.
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>Not very often the starting weapon isn't just useful, but one of the very best in the game.
What other times is that the case? The pistol you get at the beginning in the original Halo?
Halo is the only one I can think of.
Original post was about the plasma cutter from Dead Space. Dunno how I fucked up linking to it before >>188857

The Halo pistol and the plasma cutter are the two most prominent examples. Maybe the Drill from Bioshock 2 could fit alongside them?
Does the fist in Doom count? If you grab a berserk pack, it's as strong as a rocket launcher for the remainder of the level.
The Shotgun is a tier 2 weapon but it remains your primary gun for the rest of the game (not counting Doom 2).

Skeletons in HOMM3 are also your lowest tier units for Necromancers, but they remain your primary attackers due to how many of them you can get due to the necromancy powers.
Fists might not count, since that's all the Berserk pack as a powerup.
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Not all videogame guns are good. Here's an example of a shitass gun, the Kolibri from Battlefield 1.
Not only is it the worst in damage, range, ammo capacity and basically every other factor, but you have to UNLOCK it in the first place by getting to the required rank.
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I really like the Runetracer from Vampire Survivors

Also the King Bible

There were weapons I would previously gravitate to in my first few hours of experience playing the game such as the Lightning Ring or general-purpose weapons I'll usually pick to fill up the other multiple remaining slots such as the Axe but now the two above-linked weapons are ones I feel comfiest when I have them (and of course their evolved versions) to hand.
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The Tek-Bow is a less dramatic weapon but still iconic and something I think of whenever thinking of Turok.
I'm sad the cast in the upcoming Saints Row reboot look so incredibly obnoxious, otherwise would have been interested in playing it.
Just look at this shit
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And these lameass 'gang members' as the protagonists, Shaundi would be given these brats wedges even back as a hippy stoner.
I hated the destructible weapon bullshit in Breath of the Wild, would rather have just had the one sword all the way through.
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You could make an entire game where Pandora was your only weapon, just using it to its full variations.

Always thought it was a major gyp that it was meant to have 666 weapon forms but you only get to use 7 of them.
Completely underutilizing the potential of the concept.
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Offence via Defence!
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Speaking of DMC, I think Nevan is one of the best weapons in the series. It's weird to use at first but once I got used to it, it was all I wanted to use. Pandora was super fun and the best part of DMC4 Dante.
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Electric guitars as weapons is a pretty cool idea in general.
Even when they aren't hot sluts that shoot lightning from all their holes and are also scythes.
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Anti-Material rifle styled guns are cool weapons weapons in general.
DMC3 has one but with everything else in the game it is sort of overshadowed.
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The small chainsaw was really powerful in the first game but Dead Rising also had some cool original ideas with its Combo Weapons that showed up from the second instalment onwards.

Though... out of all of them the one that I remember most readily is not anything too fancy or unusual but just taping a sledgehammer and a fire axe together.
The components were easy to acquire and yet it was good basic tool for smashing through zombies.
Likewise the Knife Gloves were really strong too and I don't think much harder to find the parts for.
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The golden gun was good as a secret weapon and all but THIS was a super beast gun in Goldeneye. And you could even double wield the thing with the Grenade Launcher during the story without resorting to glitches.
It kind of shocked me when I went back to the game and realized it was just a P90, it always seemed so much more beefy a weapon when playing as a kid.
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Many guns in one is a good concept to have for your video game player hero.
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needs a ranged option
>GoldenEye’s remote mines
Why the remote mines and not say the proximity mines?
With the proxi you could pull a trick in multiplayer of grabbing an ammo or weapon pickup then immediately throwing down a mine, which would be covered up by the thing respawning and providing the perfect bait.
Just had to be careful not to forget you set the trap.
the car in the background taking out the traffic lamp was hilarious enough, but that shark came out of nowhere. Is this an actual shark-summon-gun in the game?
Yes, Saints Row is no stranger to ridiculous weapons. They had the dubstep gun also mentioned in the thread..
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To be fair that specific example is a dlc weapon.
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What SW games with lightsabers have lightsabers actually work like lightsabers? As in they slice right through people in single hits instead of plinking away at their hp.
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Haven't played a Mario Kart game after 64.
This is the perfect mixture of defence and offence.
Become destroyer of worlds.
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Is there a game where you design your own weapons, and not just say follow a crafting recipe to make a higher tier sword or gun but instead get to create freeform weapons for your character and add all sorts of traits and abilities to differ what kind of weapon you make and how it functions.

There should be a game like that, with it as the primary gimmick and letting players go nuts with it as they go through the game.
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this is the kind of weapon kids are into now right
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Fucking cyclones, how do they work?

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1680268431.96749800: end

SQL statistics:

time taken: 0.00066710 SELECT *, ( SELECT GROUP_CONCAT(DISTINCT `kobaboardban`.`boardid` ORDER BY `kobaboardban`.`boardid` SEPARATOR ',') FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `banid` = `id` GROUP BY `banid` ) AS `active_boards` FROM `kobaban` WHERE ( (`iplong1` = '03eefa49') OR (`iplong1` <= '03eefa49' AND '03eefa49' <= `iplong2`) ) AND `type` IN(-1,0,1,2,3) AND (`id` IN ( SELECT `banid` FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `boardid` IN(3) ) OR `global` = 1) ORDER BY `type`,`expiration` DESC no rows found or affected (prepared query)
time taken: 0.00480294 SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`postid` = '188807' AND `parentid` = '0' AND `deleted` = '0' UNION ALL SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, null as total_posts, null as total_files, null as total_image, null as total_audio, null as total_video, null as total_swf, null as unique_ip, null as unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND `parentid` = '188807' AND `deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `parentid`,`postid` no error (prepared query)


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header_meta actions: 5 start: 1680268431.95918500 end: 1680268431.95927400 took (total): 0.000089
setup_html actions: 4 start: 1680268431.95894500 end: 1680268431.95905500 took (total): 0.000110
validation actions: 1 start: 1680268431.94655900 end: 1680268431.95880900 took (total): 0.012250

Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss

rules in htaccess format:

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2023-03-31 06:13:51