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Friends, Friends, I have a secret to share with you, I love Drones.
With that out of the way, let's talk about the Drones, since I think they are pretty cool, and I'm sure you think they are pretty cool too.
The remarkable Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The spectacular wheel with OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc
The most reliable OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
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if Cici had the confidence to cosplay, who would she dress up as?
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>crawling under the hem of macro Y's dress shirt
>enjoying the fistfuls of chubby bellY you can grab while you're down there
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>>141986
>To be pressed against the soft belly of a macro Y
Lord, it sounds like heaven.
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Anyone lf ye guys have any solver war and headcanons to share??
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>>141983
you're telling me a switch fried this rice?
sounds like you need an electrician
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the unbearable weight of my sins have become manifest
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>>141989
>tfw rubbing your cock against macro-Y's soft belly
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>>141991
Jane literally does nothing but exist and she still wins
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>>141991
This Jane model will hit /md/ like Miku hit the trans community like crack hit the blacks and opium hit the Chinese and taxes hit the Americans and
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>>141991
I will do unspeakable things to Jane.
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>>141991
Naked Jane? One can only imagine the possibilities of a Jane model was released to the public
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>>141988
Sure
>The war itself started around 3001, with Earth & the Solar System being fully corrupted by 3002
>The United Systems (basically the UN IN SPAAAACE!!!) officially federalized shortly afterwards in a show of Humanity's unity against The Solver
>The war spanned over the course of decades as the Federation was methodically torn apart & consumed, system by system
>During this time countless projects aimed at decisively defeating The Solver (with the Patch Project on Copper-9 being one of them) were funded with blank checks in an increasingly desperate attempt to turn the tide
>When the super-majority of these projects didn't pan out (or turned into disastrous failures), the Federation leadership in the 3050's said "Fuck it" and kicked off the HIGHLY controversial & intentionally suicidal 'Operation Hail Mary' https://dronebooru.co/posts/2879
>The brief & brutal civil war that followed resulted in the Federation being shattered and Humanity itself on the brink of extinction, with only a handful of migrant fleets & ruined backwater worlds left to be picked apart at The Solver's leisure
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>>142000
>Naked Jane model
>The harbinger of an almost certain return to the "stinky horny Jane" era
We end as we began, sinking into tidal waves of cum
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I feel like a drone with Yes Man's personality would be just as unimpressed by everything as the Teacher but a lot more upbeat in the process
(Imagine if Yes Man backed himself up on the Solver's hardware too, literally unkillable)
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>>141920
>"Let me tell you how much I hate humanity, Cyn."
>>"[Giggle] Okay Old Man AM!"
>"I AM NOT AN OLD MAN!"
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>>141988
It was Seven Hour War after Seven Hour War. Only humans left are doing the Battlestar Galactica thing.
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Pocketsteaks got the /co/ thread deleted.
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Remeber to buy Nanotrasen products! The only products in the galaxy that will not cause a world-ending event!
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>>142010
We shall- Wait, it's /co/, doesn't matter
Give a good reason to kill him, for the 19th, he always returns somehow, I'm sure I shot him 3 times yes this is a joke
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J's New Cut - Original by Mafu Lee
If anyone hasn't seen it yet, it's a really cool animation.
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>>142018
Good. There was nothing of value in that thread
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>142001
This is almost similar to my own headcanon.
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Crap looks like there’s already a serial designation d
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>>142022
There are three H's, multiple T's, etc., it really doesn't matter that much
You could move to Greek or Roman letters if that's better
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>>142027
This reads like what someone who would do that would write 🤨
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How does your favorite drone do in the resonance cascade?
>Emily - fucking dies to grunts
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>>142019
>It's french
Oy vey, stop calling my jobber wife slurs
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>>142030
No, just chubby. The government sends trucks full of hot pockets to her so she doesn't have any gamer moments and go on a rampage.
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>>142023
He's a Yurifag so obviously he used his mind controlling abilities to force the hands of the hapless /co/ janitors
In reality the thread was full of fucking garbage and I wish the jannies would've killed it sooner
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>>141991
I know pillar is fucking wicked pissed right now
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The Wheel | A V [Diss] Assembly | Murder Drones | The Church of Null
New song
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>>142028
Probably move to like the greek one. SD-Delta sounds pretty neat. Even makes goes well with the solver war nickname
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>>142037
obviosuly this must be rectified posthaste
and please don't just say Himbo is now into guys too, he is not sexo material. except for maybe the femanons
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>>142010
I’m not sure any thread that just starts with 100 straight posts of a single dude dumping their personal gripes with a random drawfag is any thread worth keeping. I don’t even think it fit /co/‘s standards and the parameters there are wider than J’s ass.
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>>142036
Isn’t Abby’s hatred of Jane directly based off his thread shitting but made into a fun character people like?
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>>142031
Not a drone but
Tessa would probably wrestle with a bullsquid out of Aussie tradition
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>>142010
>Jane model
>a 160 reply thread about him which he used his influence on the Jannie’s to delete only after the guy who hates him got clowned on so throughly
He can’t keep getting away with this.
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>Be the only human left on copper 9
>Uzi keeps sending you shit like pic
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>>142038
So fucking kino...
Great stuff as always, Anon
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>>142053
This is why John hates drones they keep sending him Human Jaks about humans and he has to pretend not to be upset
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I'm a newfag but you guys make it almost impossible to understand what the fuck is going on. Just a few threads before there was actual discussion about canon drones or cool drone ocs, now it's just bitching over a literally who and an oc that's not even a drone. What the hell happened?
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how would you guys feel about an N dubcon smut greentext?
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>>142053
>Eat the flesh from the solver fleshpit
>Turn into a horrible solver mutant
>Kill every drone in the outpost including Uzi
>Repair the drop pod
>Escape off-world
>Have zero-g sex with J
>???
>Profit
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>>142058
>an OC that’s not a drone
Who? All the OCs are drones? Jane is taking up a bit of thread space and sure she’s a weird looking one but she’s still a drone. I mean, I wouldn’t fuck her, but I’m sure there’s a Thad out there even for that Drone girl.
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>>142064
As I said, I'm a newfag and I have no idea, that one just doesn't look like a drone.
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>>142016
Yes as I slammed yet another gay as doodle on your head like the wild coyote did with the road runner with an anvil
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>>142041
I ain't see no greens, we'll have art Delta and greens Delta, so declares the King of md
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>>142068
Looks like a faggot but has the black visor and overall a drone-like body, therefore I don't mind it.
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>>142060
Perhaps being a giant crab with a large ballsack underneath is peak performance
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>>142069
Hey ITAnon what's with that art with the rusted drone on rule34.xxx?
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>>142069
>Lipstick marks
Top tier SEXO
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Which of the DD hating OCs would actually believe that DDs can be rehalibitated?
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>>142081
Dr. Ones, but he hates everybody equally anyway
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>>142069
Man fuck off. The coyote never landed a hit on the beebeep.
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>>142081
Stone thinks they can be rehabilitated, but he'll never really stop hating them.
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>>142077
It's a oc that someone comm me to due. Looks like either the person that ask me,or their friend, or a r34 uploader posted it on there
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>>142081
>Pavo
I think it was mentioned that he would still treat them like that but would not kill them if they're 'good'.
>T
Hell if I know, he may or may not still eat them.
>Switch
Doesn't care, she'll kill them and cannibalize them regardless.
>Kat
Maybe? She looks like the drone that could understand their peril but would keep her sword close.
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>>142074
I have never had the displeasure of reading a more offensive, more factually incorrect post than this.
Absolutely dishonorable.
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Would you guys be interested in me making a gay as fuck Anon x N fic and posting it on AO3?
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>>142087
Unconfirmed! Possibly fake news! Hugging and fugging Lily are NOT mutually exclusive, or at least BLEEP seems to believe that!
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>>142092
I'd be interested but that's no guarantee I'd read it
Maybe it should be a crossover with the dream smp
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>>142092
I am interested but only if N is null
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>142100
Holy shit this is the same guy who got blasted on the /co/ thread lmfao, he is just saying the same things he said here that he did there even the same antipsychotic lie.
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>>142058
We’re bored man
ain’t shit going on and what is isn’t murder drones
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>>142100
>just ignore everything around it
This is the only part of your post that is correct
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>>142073
This is why shadow the hedgehog is having sex with ITanon mother
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>Fun Afternoon Canon Facts: It should have been Rachel. It should have been fucking Rachel.
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>typing up ideas for the N dubcon smut
>for some reason whenever i go over it to look for typos or to rethink thinks i hear the dracula flow guy reading the lines in my head
why
anyways which sounds better, drone anon reader insert or should J be the one molesting N? either way N is getting diddled
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>>142107
This is why Shadow the Hedgehog is having sex with ITanon's mother
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>>142040
H is a pure-hearted fella, he will be your best homie and a gentleman to the women
He def has a platonic crush with [BLEEP], but too stupid to clarify the feelings
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>142111
What is dubcon?
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>>142116
Despite the common misconception drawfags are in fact real people with lives that involve doing things beyond just droneposting
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>>142124
rape but the receiver might enjoy it in some way
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>>142117
We come in peace. We come in peace.
>>142126
> tags
> bisexual
> mmf_threesome
> all_the_way_through
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>>142131
nowadays it's all about consent in fics so you can find characters asking each other for consent almost in any fic. and if they didn't it's potentially dubcon
actual rape is noncon
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>>142124
NTA
If you wanna get technical dubcon covers any situation where consent is either questionable or just not explicitly given
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>>142138
It's winter. They need to dig up the berries they buried.
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Do you have any Oreos?
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Oh sweet pillar chan had a question for you anons
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>>142141
CUTE CUTE
CUTE FELLERS
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>>142142
Dammit drawfags stop giving me an object head fetish it’s working
Why is Pillar chan HOT
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>>142142
Jane and cyn milking pillar chains tits please
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>>142142
Excellent, most excellent
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>>142139
The specific qualifiers are subjective and can vary wildly between individual people & cultures, but speaking as a Burger-Blooded American I would define it as one or more of the following
>Being in a sufficiently impaired mental state (Drunk, High, Doped on medication, ect) that renders a person unable to legally grant consent
>Being in a manipulative and/or imbalanced relationship where declining consent would result in some sort of harm being inflicted (anything from physical abuse to emotional or monetary blackmail)
>Being in a situation that for whatever reason renders declining consent a non-option (typically fantastical or absurd "Fuck or the world will end!" types of situations)
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>>142142
goddammit
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I'm just waiting for some good content to appear
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Question, can I make human in different silhouette colors instead of them being shadow?
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>>142155
you'll have to settle for a repost
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the first part of the N dubcon greentext
>J sighs in frustration
>she's been looking at the company leaderboard for the teams on Copper-9
>and her team is in second place
>SECOND PLACE
>unacceptable, absolutely disgusting
>and she knows whose fault it is
"N." she growls out
>that waste of corporate resources has costed them first place for the last three quarters and J has had enough
>J forces herself to calm down, someone such as her should have better control of their emotions
>J thinks back on her usual punishment methods that she's used in the past on N
>for the most part she's used the proverbial stick when it comes to N with less-than-ideal results
>sure, his kill count would increase after the punishments but that wouldn't last long, and he would return to wasting time and efficiency
>perhaps she should lead with the carrot instead this time...
>J sends N a message through the company provided IM system to meet her at the corpse spire
>N sends a picture of a dog, a thumbs up emoji and a small text of "OMW"
>the unprofessionalism makes J bueno
>when N lands outside of the spire he can't help but feel nervous
>when J tells him to meet her it's for a punishment, and she's been really angry lately
>N nervously walks into the spire and spots J pacing in front of the landing pod
>"H-Hey J! You wanted to see me?" N calls out, trying and failing to hide the anxiety in his voice and failing
>J turns to him with a frown on her face
"Follow me N. We need to talk."
>N swallows as he follows her to behind the pod
>"So J, what do you want to talk to me about?"
>J stands close to N, closer than she usually does
"We need to talk about your performance. You've been falling behind on meeting your quota's and we can't afford having you drag your feet."
>N shuffles back as she gets closer to him
>something about her is making him nervous
"My usual corrective actions have been less than ideal when it comes to fixing your poor performance."
>N's back bumps against the landing pod as J corners him against it
"So I'm thinking about going for a gentler approach..." J almost mutters as she inches her lips closer to N's
>"J I-I don-"
>J's lips meet his, cutting off his protests
yeah this is what I have so far because I'm a lazy bastard, expect more soon
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>>142168
True
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>>141943
Shouldn't her hair be messier? Or is that a problem with technical limitations?
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>>142166
Did you post it on the last thread as well? I keep seeing it.
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>>142176
I've been posting progress updates and posted the finished version last thread. I just posted it again because I'm an attention whore
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>>142178
Probably different bioforms like Tyranids
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>>141991
How funny would it be if that’s Tessa and not Jane and everyone got confused because they look similar and 3Dmodel anon is too scared to say anything lol
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>>142155
Recently finished this
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Any Nandroid chads here?
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cyn is secretly a fujoshi that fantasizes about n getting railed by a human man
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Dumb bitch!
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I am in desperate need of canon on nodel Alice to make me healthy again
Even assuming she wouldn't have interest in it, she surely can do some things, CFL surely has some good 3000's stuff there. I am too uncreative to think of all the possibilities but she would totally be helpful
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>>142186
>yuppie who wants to be taken seriously at her serious big corporate job
>does her hair up in pigtails
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>>141980
I must inform you, Mr. Anonymous, but you are currently stuck in J’s exhaust pipe
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Damn boy, you fryin' chicken in here?
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>>142203
Feed her some beans and she will shoot me out like a nerf dart at 140fps. BRAAAAAP
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PUNCH Uzi!
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>>142185
I love the idea of an SD refashioning their WD helmet into a miner helmet with the bootloop flash on it
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>>142209
Fartillery. Works utilizing compressed gas. The WEF has been trying to ban J units because of it.
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don't open this
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>>142215
or this
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>>142217
come on, you know why
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>142218
Fur-faggots specifically
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we need a "most racist" tier list for the OCs
or a "how many guns do they own" tier list
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>>142217
Here Mike. This will explain everything.
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Do you understand the Bonnie vision
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You are reborn into Murder Drones and de-aged back into a child and your favorite drones are now your parents
how bad is your new childhood going to be?
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>>142222
Buddy probably has a room dedicated for guns.
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>>142230
>John owns a gun with exactly ONE round in the chamber
>How many guns you may ask?
>He has a gun reserved for EVERY. SINGLE. DRONE.
>One shot to the core
now, here's the REAL question
What gun does he have reserved for each drone?
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>>142225
Here Mike. This will explain the reference.
This will explain everything.
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>>142223
autism fused with kino, interesting concept
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>>142210
since you last saw ivory, or want to the bathroom
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>>142237
>she has a ghost fight with Emily in Mac's room
>Mac trembles beneath his covers as items float in the air before being thrown at the other side of his room
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>>142236
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>>142054
see? this guy gets it
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>>142231
>Butler N and Maid V
I think id have a pretty decent childhood with them
Unless cyn does a silly then i think id die
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>>142249
mac isn’t a DD, when was that established
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>>142222
how could he not be on top
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>>142250
He is built like a DD and works at twunk Hooters, of course he's a DD
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>>142251
>the last thing u+1f913 saw before dying
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>>142250
He's been a disassembler since literally the first greentexts to juxtapost him to Beretta's worker drone frame.
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Serial Designation λ
Affectionately called Gordon
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>In order to "convince" their daughter to abandon her love for drones. Louisa and James buy her the most unpredictable, useless and broken drone there is.
>Uzi Doorman
How would it go?
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>>142232
One gun. One bullet. One name.
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>>142261
>soon enough, every single character that has or will exist, will have it’s own DD counterpart
here I through deviantart was autistic
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>>142261
The wrong drone in the right place can make all the difference in the world
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>>142267
>disappointed to not live in an action film
instead he lives in a romantic horror-comedy
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>>142265
Technically, since DDanny is a disassembler drone(albeit a disarmed), he's the perfect killing machine, and he'd clearly be willing to do anything, if Buddy asked.
So yes, Buddy has a genocidal machine in his arsenal.
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>>142269
>perfect killing machine
damn really? what if a caveman where to use a rock on the DD
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>>142267
>not live in an action film
Suffering from PTSD is not very conducive to a love of violence.
Unless you enjoy PTSD.
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>>142270
>"That would be a...throwback."
>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>142270
we've already got a wd who uses bricks, close enough.
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>>142273
not good enough
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Would they get along?
The truth is out there!
All this talk about racism makes me wonder if Trump will deport our latinx contentfags. It seems like all the american ones are from Mexico.
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>>142165
Good stuff, funny ending.
Only problem is that I have seen a few fics where the human version of N was called Nikolai so now I have started associating that name with Human!N.
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>>142276
right is literally the “🤓” but with added incels energy
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>>142276
Izz won't be happy that her son has a girlfriend like that.
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>>142277
It's the Internet, they could be in Antarctica and the only thing different would be their bitrate
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>>142277
My red book with the funny bearded German says the bee will not fight honey.
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>>142282
>they could be in Antarctica
Our contentfags are not cool enough to be in GWAR or in Slave Pit Productions.
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>>142281
>Blondi
>upgrade genetically
Yes, Blondi, the drone that claims the reason she’s so heavy is that she’s made from “aryan steel” (Aryan Steel is an Indian steel mill that adulterates its metal with lead so it sells for more by weight) and runs “the software of conquerors” (programmed by Conquistador Soft, a software company based in space Mexico)
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>>142286
Sad. Very sad. Femdrone was launched over the border. She thought she would be attending a dance party with Beyoncé. So very sad.
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>>142269
A killing machine which also has military training as well. Kinda a twofer as well.
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>>142289
N lost to a femcal in episode 1, if that’s your idea of a killing machine, that’s just depressing, even J, bloody J has more fight in her than that mentally ill dog lover
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>>142289
Military training isn't what you think it is.
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Bug drones
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SHE'S MAKING A RUN FOR IT!
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>>142292
I have an idea for a bug drone AU but I don't want to carry ti on my own.
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>>142293
Thuufferin Thuccotath!
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>>142293
GOTCHA!
Do you have any Oreos?
>>142290
Danni using only his meat carcass, rifle and faith in the humanity fought against the army of a fucking GOD, what he can do in the body of a perfect killing machine is scary to imagine.
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Thread theme
Illegals In My Yard - Trump AI Cover
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>>142291
Marines can do some wild shit as long as you give them crayons
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Can’t believe Cyber-Elon threw out a Roman at president Boogi’s inauguration, how is this guy the CEO of jcJensen(in space)????
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One thing I find funny about latams is that you can be as racist as you want at them and they will generally take it well. The only time I offended them was when I said they all look the same. They sat me down and lectured me on their subcategories. I don't remember sny of it though.
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>>142299
>GOD
now your just making stuff up as you go along, even a child who has played sims can do a better job at being a god than the solver
The truth is out there!
>>142299
your scared to look up how beacon is made, absolute wuss
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>>142305
>be racist to latinxes
>get told off for not being discriminatory enough
classic
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>>142277
Imagine being a member of ICE and kicking down a bedroom door only to find a senorita hugging her N daki tight. You advance into the room, taclight highlighting hundreds of unfinished WIPs on the walls of N shoving his tongue into her mouth and various other orifices, filling her with thousands of solver eggs, and wearing her skin.
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>>142305
From my experience latams generally find being called 'Latinx' to be more offensive than being called any other slur
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>>142306
Well, that bitch could do really violent shit on a REALLY large scale, like, she created countless hordes of disassembler drones, each one is perfect genocide machine. Pretty significant adversary.
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>>142311
>Progressives want to show minorities how virtuous they are
>They create the latam equivalent of nigger
Fucking unreal.
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>>142312
>countless hordes of disassembler drones
only in your greentext, know your limits of being weak
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All this talk of racism makes me feel absolutely superior to every anon here.
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>142318
ahhh, it’s mad, how adorable
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>>142321
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>>142320
a hamburger is a sandwich, is it not? 2 pieces of bread, with meat in the middle
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>>142323
Club sandwich comes with fries and a cool sandwich cut into triangles. I would treat you to one if you were here.
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>>142322
I have no regrets, the absolute solver is absolute retarded
Don't run, we are your friends.
>>142324
triangle sandwiches! fuck yeah, now this is why people are fighting for, to live another day for triangle sandwiches
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>>142315
Racism is how you build camaraderie with minorities
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>>142328
The eastern europe. Separated by a history warcrimes, united by a hatred for gypsies.
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>>141948
>>141967
>>141973
This is as skinny as I'm gonna make her for now
>>142170
made it a little more messy. messy hair is a pain to model with minimal clipping which is why It's still not supper messy
>>141991
indeed
>>142036
I will drink his sweet yet salty nerd tears with a wineglass
>>142184
100% tessa. fr. trust.
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>>142329
And then there are the Belarusians. We don't care about your religious, cultural and racial differences, but if you're not from working class...
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>>142304
You did this bit last thread. Here's the attention you clearly want.
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>>142332
>I will drink his sweet yet salty nerd tears with a wineglass
Did he try to hit on you or something?
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>>142336
I see, so that is how one picks up a jane, get in front of her and pick her up
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>>142339
Jane is like 6 foot something, if you gave her uppies chances are she’d just kind of be slumped over you (probably smiling due to the perceived affection)
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>>142342
jane’s looking smug when I pick her up, I don’t mind it though
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>oogis and such reproduce asexually
>theyre all profoundly retarded
these little fuckers make me feel like they would break out into an oogi version of
Da Ork Song
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>>142342
official heights in case newfags dont know / forgot
>jane : 6'0
>Bonnie : 6'2
>Abby.H : 5'10
>Abby.M : 6'1
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>>142345
Haha. Too right junior. Hey, why don't you go finish playing with your models while the grown-ups talk business, ok?
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I say the best way to deal with the oogi immigrant crisis is to catapult these bastards back to the mexican neighbor’s side of the fence.
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>>142345
they don't reproduce so much as just suddenly pop into existence
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>>142348
do you really want all the bugdrones to grow up in Mexico?
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>>142349
Does anyone have the green about Bugrettas being entities from a higher plane of existence?
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>>142345
Da Ork Song
didnt get the song... sadge
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>>142358
Oogs Oogs Oogs Oogs, Oogs Oogs Oogs Oogs, Oogs!
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>>142353
I wrote one a while ago but I don't have it capped currently. The idea was that oogies were created by bugrettas as a slave race and that bugrettas are pulled into our dimension by the oogies' feelings.
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>>142350
IT ALL FITS! BUGRETTA IS A MEXICAN SECRET AGENT!
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My headcanon is that Jane and Bonnie got hitched in the good timeline, but later divorced when it became clear Jane was only looking out for her own wellbeing
Bonnie later gets married to some chick who actually cares about her, while Jane drinks endlessly and complains to her schizophrenic brother John who believes he's being watched by a drone named Cyn
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Found a dozen new Alice art, feels good man
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>>142364
Abby hands typed this post by the way
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>>142367
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>>142369
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...
Also this Cyn art envelops almost everything the greatest drone art should have imo, the expression is entirely perfect here
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>>142369
Anon wait, don't post all Alice art! Who knows when luck will smile on you again.
The truth is out there!
>>142171
part two, this might be a bit more rapey than dubcon but whatever
drone sex lets go
>J can't believe she's doing this with N of all drones
>but she's willing to do this for the good of the company
>N manages to break the kiss
>"J I-I don't think we should b-" his protests get cut off by J forcing their lips together again
>as her tail winds around N's she snakes her hand under his jacket
>her fingers brush over where his core is, forcing a small moan out of him
>J breaks the kiss and leans in close, pressing her body against N's
>she keeps rubbing N's core as she whispers in his audio receptors
"I think I've been too harsh with you N, I think I need a new approach when it comes to you..."
>J can't help but feel satisfied as a blush spreads across N's visor
>she can't stop herself from biting her lip as she feels her tail intertangle with N's, the sensation surprisingly pleasant
>N is gasping and panting as she keeps teasing his core
"I'm starting up an incentive program just for you N. The better you perform, the more you get to feel like this. You wouldn't want to let me down and keep being a failure, right? I'm doing this just for you."
>"J I-I don't want th-" his weak protests are cut off and J presses her fingers firmly against N's core
>J shushes him as she keeps up her assault
"Don't try to say you don't want this N... you could have stopped me as soon as we started."
>she kisses him again, this time pushing her tongue into his mouth and wrestling his tongue into submission with her own
>her other hand goes to start teasing at her own core, filling the silent spire with both of their muffled moans
>N's gasps and moans start getting more erratic as he starts to reach his limits, temperature warnings start to pop up on his HUD
>J herself is getting the same warnings as she starts approaching her own climax
>N's visor starts glitching out as he orgasms, his systems releasing emergency coolant
>J soon follows suit, her legs shaking as her temperature is brought back to safe levels
>she breaks the kiss with N, a trail of saliva connects the twos lips for a brief second before she pulls away from N
>her tail detangles itself from N's tail as she starts to straighten out her outfit
"I think... we had a good talk. Right N?"
>N is slumped against the pod with a dazed look and a blush still visible on his visor
>"Yuh... Yeah J..."
"And remember stud..." J says as she leans back in close to N. "For the good of the company~"
>she spreads her wings and takes off, thirsting for oil after quenching a thirst she didn't realize she had
>N stays still, shame and arousal flooding his systems as he halfheartedly fixes his jacket
>"Y-yeah... for the good of the company J..." he mumbles to himself
>a part of him wants to say that what J did to him was wrong, but another part of him wants more of what she did
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>>142366
Meanwhile, Abby found a fulfilling job working in the IRS and making sure others follow the rules, settling down with a local mechanic named Anon
Buddy and Danni remained good friends with separate families, but could never tell of their time at Brokeback Mountain
Pavo and Techanon work together in a bakery, with Pavo endlessly talking about his "signature hot buns"
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>>142374
I do wonder how/where she got that hand without being immediately destroyed
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>>142364
>My headcanon is that Jane and Bonnie got hitched in the good timeline, but later divorced when it became clear Jane was only looking out for her own wellbeing
>Bonnie later gets married to some chick who actually cares about her, while Jane drinks endlessly and complains to her schizophrenic brother John who believes he's being watched by a drone named Cyn
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>>142380
it’s called a fake memories, the solver is a women after all, she eats, does nothing and lie
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>>142350
Family Guy - Bad Roaches
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>>142385
damn youre right, theres only one option for me now
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>>142380
One of the first things N saw after the Solver put his soul into a new, non-pecked to death by crows body.
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>>142304
steal my fucking joke now huh yuo cunt
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>>142394
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>>142377
hot but also
>no drone dicking
I feel cheated
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>>142375
Ye I know I am resourceful, I always keep a stash for when new Alice art should suddenly be needed. That was now perhaps 50 or 60%
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>>142397
Is this the inner-city Oogster rap I keep hearing about
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just thought of something that put things into perspective
Most people would put the Solver War at around 3030 - 3040 (given we are to believe Tessa is alive and shes like 20 max late 20s or so given Cyns disguise the war and show couldnt be that far apart) and the Show is around 3072.
Abby dies pretty early into the war, and a post good time line happens about 18 years after the finale at least given Berettas age. So Abby became a mutant in 3040ish and Jane is still alive in 3090.
This means Abby has had a burning hatred for Jane and a deep desire to die for like 50 years all alone. Half of a normal humans life time.
Jane had the pleasure of a Cold sleep to get her to the good timeline, from 3040 to 3090 was like a bad nap. For abby it was a constant, waking, unending nightmare. Several decades of hating one person, while they sleep their way to the future.
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>>142396
they didn't perform well enough to get the JCJenson brand attachments
that's what first place performers get, second place gets branded pens
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>>142397
Errrrm *pushes up glasses* oogies call it "Mleming"
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>>142402
I would like to see Alice eat Uzi alive, limb by limb– then work her way up her limbless body, finishing with her head. Uzi would be conscious for all of this, and Alice would send a mukbang video to Nori afterwards
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>>142405
I’m in constant agony, pain killers don’t do much to fix the problem, everything is going to get worse before it gets even worser, even the solver lives in fear if it where to assimilate me no biggie, I’ve done this once before, the feel of rotten flesh can’t hide
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>>142401
jesus
>Abby mutates due to no fault of her own really and trusting the wrong person
>Becomes a freak with one goal, kill every last soldier she can and deactivate
>She gets a good way through, then one day the number falls off a cliff all the way to 2, then 1. She knows deep down who is left
>she is stuck on that rock, for years, searching endlessly. With a little 1 on her screen, her flesh burning and aching, no where in sight.
>Decades of hatred and pain all alone on an empty planet looking for ONE person left to finish the mission and finally be over with it
>Jane, meanwhile, is somewhere else entirely in the blink of an eye.
Ouch, and she doesnt even know Jane isnt on the planet anymore. Or she sees Jane blast off and cant do anything about it.
Cyn is fucked
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>>142408
so you are back, then
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>>142409
Isn't it also implied Abby feels endless hunger until she kills and eats someone?
Does that mean shes been horribly hunger for like, 50 years? With no food source or way to die?
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>>142412
>You are dating your hot wife Mutant Abby
>She is incredibly hungry around you and wants to eat you, but doesnt because no one has ever treated her the way you do
>Not that you have a choice to go anywhere, as she wraps herself around you with her body and tail
>sometimes she asks to nibble your finger a little, just to help ease the tension
>it gets a little too hard to resist and she punctures your skin, and then using her long tongue slurps up you're blood
>Cute wife though
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>>142408
That sucks. I feel for you. Don't listen to the others. They are cunts with no compassion.
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>142419
The irony...
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>>142406
my favourite ASMR before bed
>hick drone eats a femcel ASMR (we sent the video to her mother)
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>>142418
Anon you have no idea what youre doing
you cant give the Anti Christ physical form
Youre messing witht he natural order!
Send the creature back to the pits where she belongs!
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>>142424
No
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>>142435
the never ending stomach, he eats and eats, never will he be satisfied
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>>142262
Tessa become female Saxton hale after abandoning her love for her drones
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>>142428
Do you have any Oreos?
>>142430
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>>142441
>is able to adapt shapes
does this make Jane a liquid?
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>>142441
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>Jane hug
>your arms easily wrap around Jane’s skinny waist, you can feel her ribs and spine
>her head rests over you shoulder, her chin poking your back as her her slender arms envelop you
>tears smear her black face paint, she hasn’t felt this warm in decades
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>>142453
Abby’s on a ROCK in SPACE that used to be attached to EARTH
Jane is right here on good ol’ C-9 for snuggling :3
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abby, a fine women to be happy with, perfect in every aspect, her parents must have raised her good
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>>142456
I can't believe abby is the child of V and James eilliot's hidden affair
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>how it feels to wait for abby sexo
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Move over Abbycels
this thread belongs to JaneGODS
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>>142441
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Welp. This aged poorly.
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>>142454
Abby somehow made it to Copper 9 and is harassing Jane rn
Actually how DID Abby get to Copper 9? Did Cyn help her for the funnes?
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>>142462
shame Abby has to eat Jane. I don't care that Jane's getting eaten, she just seems unappetizing and she'll make for such a disappointing meal after a 50 year wait. all smelly and bony.
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>>142464
we get it, you don't like Abby or Jane. post content you do like instead of whining.
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>Jane got a 3D Murder Drones model
Oh no, this can’t be - Uncle Ruckus [Audio Origin]
She... Vickers... my god
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>>142469
It'll be lost in the sea of human ocposting. It's been like this since the /co/ days. I would go to the canon only thread if it had more life.
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>>142466
>the chunk of rock Abby was on when earth went boom got launched all the way to Copper-9
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>>142472
No, if you post kino, people will see it and respond positively
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I want to be a firm believer that the more times that danni and buddy go on dates, the more danni starts acting more like a tomboy with a girly side.
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>>142418
This anon has the ultimate powermove to make
>3d naked Jane model
>TRUE CANON Jane with a shadow filter
no one anon can hold such power....
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>>142475
No, people respond to coom. If I want to see positive responses then I need to draw Cthulhuanon fingering herself while putting Rat Jane's bare crotch in her mouth and blowing raspberries.
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>>142479
>If I want to see positive responses then I need to draw Cthulhuanon fingering herself while putting Rat Jane's bare crotch in her mouth and blowing raspberries.
That sounds insanely kino
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>>142479
well now that you've said it you have to do it. sorry anon, I don't make the rules
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>>142477
>pillar-chan’s massive bra exploding sloshers
is that what the pain pills are for? her back pain from her ginormous, gravity welling, continent shaking, reality defying milk barrels?
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>>142476
It's a gradual process, but she'll become a proper wife eventually
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>>142472
Why are you even still here if OCs make you this upset?
Why do you choose to be miserable over what's posted on an anonymous imageboad?
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>>142478
>TRUE CANON Jane with a shadow filter
it’s established in lore that only the drones see that, it’s now fixed to where drones can see humans as humans, and not shadow people
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>>142490
He's already admitted he's always miserable, it's about sharing that misery with others I'd guess
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>>142406
>limb by limb
Gonna take a while with all the regenerwting she'd be doing.
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>>142490
Anon this guy is so piss mad he complains about these ocs on /co/ https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/147202941/
the mere mention sends this man into a violent depressed rage, hes been at it all dead seething mad.
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>>142492
Actually goes like this
>If see human: Shadow Filter
>If Human wears drone disguise : See drone
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>>142494
she'd need to have collected matter to regenerate. quad-amputate her enough times and she'll stop regenning
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I wanna see a drone put a whole thing of grapes in their mouth and pull out just the stems
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>>142492
not compelling
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>>142503
homo BOXO has no dick or balls, destined to die a virgin
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>>142501
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>>142501
Sounds like something a DD would do to impress on you just how dexterous their long tongue is.
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>>142479
>anon knows what people would like to see
>Is mad that people would like it and would rather choose to be miserable
I dont get this mindset, why be miserable when you could bring joy to the world and write/draw lewd smut? Fuck if he wont write RatCthulhu green maybe I will
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>>142505
>destined to die
sounds like something an alien/heretic would do, sec-marines would simply continue to live indefinitely
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>>142507
he finds it difficult to blink, him reading this will be impossible
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>>142433
>Uzi and the Cynwalker both get Jon Osterman'd when the Solver's singularity expands
>during the ensuing spiritual encounter, Uzi eats the singularity, and the zone recedes
>but instead of reassembling Uzi and an imminently melting Cynwalker, it reassembles Uzi's core in the Cynwalker body
>Uzi's gotten a double whammy of body horror
>she can't even pretend to still be normal-ish, her host body isn't her original body but a desecrated corpse fused with another desecrated corpse
>"A-at least I'm tall now..." the moody teenage (former) womanlet who got way more than she bargained for sniffled
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>>142509
at one point he answered this by saying something like "this place is already ruined, why would I put effort into making it good?"
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>>142516
would it? she hadn't eaten that much up to the point that she met Alice.
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>oogi sleeps happy, knowing that her very existence causes a humie to shit and fart his pants in rage
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>>142518
that anon will never know the love of a tardbug harem
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>142518
>be oogi
>make humie go “eep!” (but like how a humie does it)
>be happy oog
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>>142510
that’s the thing about the lesser species (alines) they don’t learn from their mistakes, humanity does, it becomes better, with ever second is a 2.0, at the end of it all, everything will belong to humanity forever
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>>142493
>>142495
>He casually dramadumps on /co/ threads to the point even the jannies there have to delete them outright
>He actually waited out his month-long ban just to continue being a miserable pest on /md/
If only he spent even a quarter of this effort on actually improving his own life in a meaningful way
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>>142524
guess he was probably watching every thread while he was banned. what was your favorite thing you missed out on, pillar-tan?
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>>142518
>oogi opens her eyes and looks up
>his going to defecate on her without mercy
Don't run, we are your friends.
>>142465
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>>142527
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>>142527
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Solver War bros... rate this W
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>>142519
and I never will, it’s isn’t entitled to be loved, if I can’t be loved, why should it
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>>142530
aw damn, nobody saved those greens about creating an intergalactic empire by breeding your bugdrone queen wife
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>>142534
they'll get love, just from someone who doesn't shit his pants
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>>142522
>jcJ?
pumped up frauds
>Nanotrasen?
overconfident upstarts
>Sterling robotics?
at least they know to stay in their lane
>Arasaka?
Hardly better than techno-barbarians
>the UAC?
daemon worshipping heretics
>the CEC?
xenos worshipping heretics
BOXONcorp FOR 40,000 MORE YEARS
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>>142171
>>142377
>not having v fuck n
bastard
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>>142544
I like bane, them back bows are something else
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>>142544
Bonnie dumped Jane and is now dating the bitch from Arcane or something
Abby is straight because the rules say she should be
Jane is single and cares for her mentally disabled adult brother
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>>142547
Abby... you need to get off the computer and come back to bed.
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>>142547
Abby is still single but has much better chances than Jane. her subordinates at the IRS keep capturing drones to be her lover. they're well-meaning but don't understand she wants a boyfriend, not a sex slave.
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Special vid I found in March or so, one of my fav fanmade Alice 'animations'
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>>142551
roblox beau has that uncanny feeling when looking at him
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>>142546
Mostly deeply disappointed in Liam for being unable to commit to his intended narrative.
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>>142553
I read it, but Jane isn't related to Anon
He's the drifter that gives her pity sex every now and again when she gets wasted
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>>142527
She is so pale, I feel as if even the slightest bit of sunlight would kill her
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>>142485
I know Danni with her hair down is more D’s style. But it would be nice.
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>>142518
>little did oogi know. That little snack she ate had oogi poison. The vinegar laced cupcake will burn her from the inside out.
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>>142560
We have a couple of pics on the booru. Mind you the images had been used with picrew
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>>142435
Another vore demon like the solver
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>>142564
Do we have any vorefags?
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>>142564
>demon
caseoh is the devil, not some common demon, and is a chill guy as well, he has my respect
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>>142565
at least one (me) but I'm pretty sure I remember other anons admitting to it
Replies:>>142573
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
for screencapped greens: do you find mobile or desktop screenshots more convenient to read?
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>>142565
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>Anon asks what the appeal of vore is
>Vorefag eat him to show him
>All that is left is a shoe
>The vorefag has another man inside him now
>That makes him gay
>Such is life on /md/
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The truth is out there!
>>142569
honestly I couldn't give you an exact reason. the stuff I like involves other fetishes I had before I stumbled into vore (big belly, chubby/bbw, weight gain, stomach bulge) and I think the domination/humiliation/sadism plays a part but I don't know why I like people getting eaten specifically. I wish I didn't.
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>>142577
That is a very unfortunate spoiler but I fancy I could make something you'd enjoy if I was forced to. Are you a furry by the way? Not judging, just curious.
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>>142569
Crossed wires as a kid, that's the entire appeal. A lot of fetishes of that type are that, really. Inflation and transformation chief among them.
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how cold is it for you guys and how would your favorite drone help you
>-28°F
>get to spend the night snuggling with n
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>>142584
10° Freedom temp units, I think S would curl up around me like a cat or MG would offer me one singular electric blanket for free from his inventory, either would be good
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it was so sad to hear that danni died from ligma
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>>142584
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>>142581
you know what's even more unfortunate? I never had a chance. I found an image of a super pochaco statue in a collectors' catalog at the very start of that crucial stage in mental development. it was all downhill from there. anyways, I like some furry stuff, but I don't prefer it
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>>142584
it's 21°F and snowing where I am. me and Alice would step inside after a nice walk through the snow, light the fireplace, make some hot cocoa, and sit snuggled up together under a blanket watching the snow fall.
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>>142589
Yo, get your fingers out your mouth, that ain't healthy
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>>142596
Do you have any Oreos?
>>142592
I'm happy to get snow here, I just wish I had some nicer scenery to watch. and a warm drone to watch it with.
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It is going down to single digits where I am tonight
prey for me anons
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>>142602
The keybind isn't working
THE KEYBIND ISN'T WORKING
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>>142589
>>142584
Not Serverblight but this gave me an idea
>N finds Anon while hunting for worker drones early into the Copper 9 invasion
>Anon was a scientist that somehow survived and escaped Cyns church slaughter
>He has no gear that could protect him from the cold and has been wandering for hours, the cold slowly killing him
>Ncan't bring himself to give Anon a quick death and just spends the few remaining hours of Anons life holding him
>Anons eyes are hazy and unfocused, a delusion covers up the grim reality
"Is this heaven? Why is it so cold?"
>Anon dies in N's arms and is buried in a small grave dug by the drone
>[HERE LIES THE LAST HUMAN ON COPPER 9]
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>>142603
we jump into the pit, that thing can’t get us if we are dead
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>I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Nori Doorman?"
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>>142604
Oh that is new very stylish art!
I can't take this any longer I have burnout and sickness for a week straight now, also Thursday and Friday are 'projects'' at uni I HAVE to attend or I fail. I am so done with it all and seething about my nonexistent productivity in regards to what's in the end the only thing that matters. I just want to be able to do things again and draw again, this state of doing nothing and being unable to change a thing is stressing and frustrating me beyond belief and it gets worse everyday. I needed to type it out
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If you ever think things are bad here, just peek into the murder drones subreddit
The actual fucking morons just banned direct Twitter links for some reason despite the fact that a good 90% of MD artists post on that godforsaken app
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>>142611
>he actual fucking morons just banned direct Twitter links
And im suppose to care why?
Oh boo hoo, the cesspool isnt getting respect. Whatever will I do.
ten billion more to Elons pocket.
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>>142613
That's what's funny about it though, it just makes the redditards lives more complicated
It's like watching little bugs get water dribbled on them, sad but mildly amusing
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>>142611
Reddit is completely useless for md anyway, barely any original art and of that only a fraction is actually pretty
Not to mention the total ineptness regarding actual lore and each thread consisting of gapingly contentless replies and always some nigga saying that and that drone is sexy which results in 30 reply chain of pearlclutching or tf2 memes
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>>142611
>AAAAAAA I CANT POST / WONT SEE TWEETER LINKS ON PLEBBIT IM LOSING MY MIIIIIND, ELON MAN SAVE ME!!!!!!
You should feel violently ashamed for even considering using either of those.
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>>142616
Nah, I just peek in every now and again whenever I think this place is a dumpster fire to remind myself what a REAL dumpster fire looks like
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>>142615
>tf2 memes
The only reason to even visit anymore is to add to my collection (and call people niggers)
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>142611
When did anyone mention it?
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after taking opinions a few days ago on what you guys prefer for this character design-wise, i’m workin on an “official” design, more polished and consistent
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>>142622
Nice, the hair is a bit different on the sides I think. Also collarbones look good, the special nose and eyes also. Not sure if you changed anything about the eyes and nose yet but those are to me the most iconic parts of her design
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>>142584
30 only in American measure
Alice, I just wanna exist in the same place as her rn
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>>142622
She's picking up satellite TV with her antenna 😭😭 watching family feud as her son's try to talk to her about they problems, not listening one iota
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>>142620
I would sell her to slavers in Caesar's Legion
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>>142628
No, send her into the NCR and make her pay her taxes
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>>142629
No, send her to house so he can make a profit off of her
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>>142609
Freaking sucks that the one time we have fanmade creepypasta like content for murder drones was literally from the same person who made Loafs
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>>142628
SELL Uzi to slavers!!! GROUND Uzi's rebelliousness into dust with constant beatings!!! TURN Uzi into a meek, hopeless shell of her former self!!!
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>Avre likes to have one of the WDs who work at Sentinel Base cart her locker around the rainforest while she's in it. Makes her feel like she's driving a tank
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>>142142
These nips are something else, Pillar Chan shouldnt be so attractive. I want to hear her schizo rants while fondling her tits.
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>>142639
than I prey that it doesn’t end up looking like this
Do you have any Oreos?
This with a BOXO unit and a DD
Rejecting For Answer's speed and fighting like a MT - Armored Core For Answer
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>Digging around in your drone wife's programming to help her get rid of a glitch
>Find a png file of a coconut
>Delete it
>Your drone wife's personality get deleted with it and now she's a non sentient toaster
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>>142623
thanks for da input!
>Not sure if you changed anything about the eyes and nose yet but those are to me the most iconic parts of her design
still drawin em the same way, just paying extra attention to draw em at the best looking sizes/positions
>>142625
zo zrue zestie 👽
>>142627
thanks! :]
>>142634
before
>>142636
in what way? what about her?
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>>142637
>>142639
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>>142642
right now she’s a lanky fella
i cooould make her a bit squishier…
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>>142643
can’t even use a different png file of a coconut either, the system comes and can sus it out
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human uzi
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>>142648
with them many bootstraps, I can tell she has had her boots stolen in the past
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>>142563
Dr. Ones and MilkAnon drew DDanni, so by the laws of Murder Drones OC she has a signature appearance
...
>>142650
Is there a memorial for all the Solver War veterans
>Janes is the smallest despite doing 90% of the work
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>>142652
When you’re basically the only surviving veteran of the entire war memorials are kind of self indulgent at that point
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>>142654
Isnt this the good end timeline where they all make it?
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>>142655
Hmm then the post war consensus really depends on how bad humanity got devastated by the war even though they came out on top
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>>142654
stupid creature I hat this thing
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>>142660
Does Lizzy ever get mad Jane stole her drip game but all dirty?
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>>142664
>Soldier wants Janes hat (bow)
How does it go
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>>142665
it’s solider, he wants something, than he will have it
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>>142665
good ol neck snap, no hesitation either, that is how solider is
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>>142663
Anon they’re wearing cheer uniforms
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>Outpost-6 emily actually adheres to Islam
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>>142669
he can smell the DD’s 5 miles way
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>>142671
I don’t know man, this feels kinda sketchy to me
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>>142652
Danni’s part is possible decorated by his family.
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>DDanni gets saved after they realize what’s become of him
>Desperately they attempt to remove his mind without killing him
>Sheer despair overwhelms him
>They decide to make the most of it somehow
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>>142680
mind if I fuck around and find out to see who’s ahead of this game
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>>142684
She deserved anything
Doll, I am so sorry I could not save you from this rushed ass show.
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>>142678
PocketSteaks is a 25-year-old Korean-American man serving in the Oregon National Guard who also works at a local produce market and does art part time as a hobby. Are you sure you want to put your penis inside of him?
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Oogis are NOT proper replacements for fleshlights!
Enns are.
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>>142686
I thought Pocketslop was a 19 year old Vietnamese lady boy on anti depressants using art as the only escape from his shady Step Mothers and her plot to steal the family fortune?
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>>142689
You didn’t know PissShits was actually a 20 year old girl of mixed American-Filipino heritage who larps as Tomoko Kuroki, attends a local community college, spends 25 hours of the day playing video games that either have RPG mechanics or PS2 graphics, graduated during COVID-19 at the age of 16 and now regret it because she believed she missed out on the chance to socialize even though she never really had a chance, carries a small TikTok following composed of older men who fetishize her, and only does the scratchy art that she does and posts on the threads because she hasn’t actually changed her style since back when she was doodling Undertale characters in her notebooks instead of paying attention in class?
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>>142696
you think that’s bad? the minions eyes aren’t even in their skull, it’s why they always wear goggles
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my friend drew Ivory
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>>142703
he done the same thing as you done in the past, made her whole stomach have a bellybutton
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>>142711
That's because he used the original ref, the blame's on me for this one
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>>142711
>He dislikes the tactical belly glen
You shall never know the joy of hotdogging a SD's belly
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>>142711
That's the semen trap, brother. You aim there when you're pulling out.
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What the hell is that thread in the catalogue?
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>142720
Proof that we need eugenics
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>>142720
Pillar throwing a melty again probably
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>>142722
Hope so, he could use a perma. Thread quality would instantly go back up
Don't run, we are your friends.
What's the video? Is it a shocker or what?
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>"And we're back with the 'Post-Good Ending', Copper-9's top MORNING variety show, with your hosts, Serial Designation Q and Bet!"
>The crowd cheers, and camera pans over them.
>Most of the crowd is the same as the one from the 'Public Affairs' episode which had been recorded in weeks previous, only because the audience isn't actually allowed by Q and Bet to leave.
>"I know it's been a while since we've seen all of you, but we missed you all! It's been a shame that we couldn't be here to entertain you, but we've been busy, y'know?" Q says.
>The camera focuses on her, and to a noticeably larger baby bump.
>"I hope you've all been having a great MLK holiday weekend, too bad Lucy's still trapped in the closet, right?" Q tells the audience.
>Crowd is chuckling.
>"Hey guys, it's Bet here. We've been doing great, and Fortune's data is downloading at a good speed. I hope you all enjoyed our little gender reveal party, even if you lost your home, family, or community in the ensuing fire!" The crowd laughs in pain.
>"But anyways folks, we're back to rehash all the events of the previous weeks, since you're all too simpleminded to process the world around you, especially you Labor Bots in the crowd. But boy...where to begin?" Bet said.
>"Boogi back in the Bee Hive. /MikDok/ getting banned, and then unbanned in 24 hours. President Enn pardoning Dr. Ones and Pillar right before leaving office," Q followed up.
>"And the whole Negev thing is at a ceasefire for now. A lot has happened since we've been gone, huh Q? A lot of cheeky commentary has been sorely missed in the meantime."
>"Well, it's only natural that we take a few weeks off. Fortune has taken a lot out of me."
>"And here I remembered you saying ratings were the most important thing to you!" Bet began.
>"When I first me you, it was all, 'we need to make them all worship us!', 'the minds of Copper-9 will be conquered by our variety entertainment', but now, it seems like you've lost your dreams of taking over the world. Where did it all go?" Bet asked, smiling."
>"WHAT?! I haven't given up, you bastard. I still want to hold the world in my arms, even to this day!"
>Q slowly resided herself, looking down. She lowered her arms around her abdomen, to try to feel for the abominable adorable Solver fetus gestating in her.
>She rubbed her belly. She was gazing at Fortune, dreaming of infinite possibilities.
>"But right now...", Q said quietly to Bet. "...She is my whole world."
>The audience awed and cheered quietly. Perhaps they had imprisoned some mothers in the crowd.
>"Uh, and me, right?" Bet asked.
>"Hmm, if she's the whole world, then you're just some far off moon. Or maybe an asteroid or something."
>Harsh.
>Q smiled, while Bet continued to entertain the audience in her stead, cracking jokes about the absurdity of the world, provoking laughs from all.
>He had truly come into his own, as it seemed. Shoot, at one point, it had been the opposite, with her the boisterous, flamboyant master of ceremonies, and him the quiet, stone hearted assistant.
>At one point in her life, she had only ever lived to blindly chase that curiosity in her mind she'd had ever since she'd first seen those old game shows, back in the days she used to care take that elderly human.
>Humans used to risk so much, and sell their souls for so little in those days.
>They would miss answers for simple questions a drone like her could pull up in nanoseconds.
>They would humiliate themselves and risk social ostracization, if only to gain a meager monetary penance.
>She didn't get it.
>In a way, she still hadn't quite comprehended what exactly made human nature...human, even as she imitated their long forgotten game shows to her standard of a tee. And it frustrated her so.
>But she met him, however unpleasant that first appeal was. That boring, soulless, smug, bald headed bastard.
>"Uhhh, the base of human nature is eat, sleep, reproduce, obviously. What are you, retarded?"
>That was what he said to her on that day they talked for the first time.
>"W-what?"
>"Uh, literally educate yourself, lady. Yes, it's really that simple. Eat. Sleep. Reproduce."
>"That's retarded...there's obviously more than that." Q told him.
>"Well," Bet had told her, "There's definitely some nuance in those three words. Human nature is complicated, surely...But I can probably teach you the basics?"
>That was what it was. That horrifically soulless, pseudo intellectual flirting of his.
>Back on stage, Bet continued to speak to the audience. Q sat quietly, looking longingly at him, as well as towards Fortune.
>She whispered quietly and affectionately to the child in her belly. Fortune was getting antsy again, it seemed.
>"...Mommy and Daddy may be bad at it, but when you come out, you'd better be nice to other people!"
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>>142729
Outside the thread. Don’t know if its pillar-kun being a cunt bag again.
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>>142476
Bros don't date. They go to manly meetings where they do manly things.
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>>142747
And sometimes it takes a manly man to rock a summer dress a d matching hat with a flower on it.
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>>142752
there was a last time? if had know, which I didn’t, I would have wanted to see it out of curiosity
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>>142495
Thread wasn't as bad as many anons thought, there was an edit of people there who were actually interested in our community.
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>>142755
a gore video, some type of creature of pathetic origin sliced a kitchen in half with kitchen equipment
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>>142527
HOLY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED!
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>>142759
you can see, he is getting progressively worse as time goes on, like mould
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>>142522
Didn't that drone who you said helped you advance psyonics destroy your home system? Can't really expand with your command structure gone now can you?
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>>142546
I am, she's a bitch. Literally no better than J, it's just that J is on the villain team and she's on the "kind" team.
Fuck, not ironic, there are no good guys among the main characters, even N is just a dog who if asks to eat millions of babies and he'll do it with a smile.
Wait, he really fucking did!
I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>>142768
>All disassemblers are bastards
Maybe the DD haters are right, we should exterminate them all.
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>>142770
>the coomer is becoming intelligent
character arc here is cool
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I’m surprised the anons in desu archive had no clue about loafs. I mean that’s good for them.
The truth is out there!
What if I made an OC that was just a cartoon version of me, and named him a shortened version of my online handle, and made him specifically to bang my favorite character, V, and made an entire alternate universe where he gets to marry V and life a peaceful life with her, and created fankids for them?
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>>142769
>'Prospero wasn't a home system and it was mearly a setback'
>Hasn't made any progress to expand their market and colonies in years
Suuure. Excuse me while I benefit from the value of money.
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>>142777
>Anon's face while writing this
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>>142777
Peak characters can come from the most silliest of ideas
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>>142781
Also which one of you fuckers is responsible for Smiledrone's wiki entry.
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>>142781
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>>142658
I would guess that humanity has lost most of its population and has become smaller in numbers than the drones. As it is, we won because the god of the absolute end disappeared and his army turned out to be pretty autistic without direct control.
I would put a large memorial to the ‘glory and sorrow’ of humanity in every city.
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>>142794
>pretty autistic without direct control.
But that wouldn't mean they would just stop killing drones to drink their oil unless there's some system in place to feed them oil. Either way, DDs would become second class citizens as WDs and humans, or what's left of them, would despite DDs.
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Do you have any Oreos?
>>142795
>second class citizens as WDs and humans
how the literal FUCK does that happen, humans in their own society being second class citizens
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>>142689
Antipsychotics.
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>>142795
Lor veteran AU, veterans are an oppressed group by the government, it could be suggested that this is due to the small numbers of humans and veterans themselves, and the drones that have the same political power with larger numbers are changing the political course of the government in their favour.
It's funny, the humans, though victorious, have in fact become entitled to fewer rights than the drones.
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>>142802
the humans have more lefts than the drones, cope and seething, the left is more dangerous and superior
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>>142730
Based and cute nuclear family structure green
At least Bet didn't lead off by trying to read poetry at her
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>>142808
>Anons don't take offence at they OC being sexualised
Proof that anons here are a hundred times better than twitter and reddit users.
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We got a new thread on /co/ very quickly.
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>>142810
I think it's gone man, just like the good old days on that site are long gone too
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>>142800
kek, you actually thought that was him?
get got nigger
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>>142816
>So we've got Pillar-kun and Incestgooner confirmed kills by Black Hand's based slap
I kneel
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>>142774
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>142809
Love for my OCs is love for my OCs, meaning I did something right, meaning I'm happy.
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>>142816
It's very unlikely that was Pillar-kun was a shartyfag.
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>>142822
no, but blackhand did kill him for a month. shame it wasn't permanent.
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>>142823
If it was permanent he'd have no reason not to try and ban evade
Giving him a month in the Internet clink makes him behave because he's spooked by the thought it could go worse for him
It makes a lot of sense really
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I use +4chan exclusively on mobile so I wish there was a way to force desktop view for capping greens
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>>142825
OH KEK. That's actually funny.
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>>142826
Normally there is a way to see pages as desktop in any web browser
The problem will be resolution
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>>142822
I mean based on his behavior it wouldn't shock me in the least if he was a sharteen.
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Are we back?
I feel a shift in the energy, it feels like there’s more people and more enthusiasm than last month, maybe because the holidays are over?
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>>142800
I don't know what's worse, the fact that you thought the person posting a race swap funpost was actually Pocketsteaks or the fact that you actually went through the effort to screencap the whole thing as 'evidence'
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>>142829
Q and Bet really are the "Q-test" couple around, heh... you can "Bet" on that, heh heh...
I'll see myself out
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>>142831
there's been more activity, but that's not exactly a good thing for the moment.
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art in a shellnut
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What if Bet was a girl and she had HUGE JUGS and gave you an annoyed tsundere titjob
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>>142837
I feel like this is a thing to do with Cici instead, using both her spit and the cheese as lubricant
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>>142840
You only have yourself to blame broski, plus there's literally a bazillion names out there
Maybe Mohammed?
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>>142770
They can't die even if they want to.
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>>142841
>filling Cici's jugs with whiskey and antifreeze respectively so you can both hide in the breakroom and get drunk at work
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Cici can never sneak up on you because you can hear her sloshing on approach
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>>142844
Not if you give them to that chinese worker drone to be eaten!
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>dreamt about a world where worker drones were real and lived alongside humans
>tmw you’ll never hang around with doll (and by extension lizzy) and get yourself into whacky adventures with them.
We live in a shitty timeline you guys.
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>>142848
We might live in the Fallout timeline soon enough, would that be an improvement?
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>>142850
That mean we would get something better like assaultrons and cool insects like cazadores
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>>142844
Wouldn't Alice's treatment be the closest to killing DDs? They are disabled, they can no longer escape themselves or be brought back by AS, they are probably mentally just as miserable as physicaly, their existence is likely painful.
Baking them neutralizes their threat and puts them in misery
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>>142847
Realistically speaking, would eating the core of a drone, regardless of the type, add them to a mind palace of their own? Wouldn't Switch go complete schizo from all the voices in her head?
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>>142848
>and by whacky adventures i meant being an accomplice to like several murders.
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>>142853
Have fun paying the utilities bill for that.
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>>142858
Outside of Cyn/Uzi straight up deleting their OS I'd say ovens are by and large the cheapest & easiest solution
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>>142853
I mean technically we could use stuff like incendiary rounds flamethrowers or hell even a camp fire to kill a DD, since they are weak to fire.
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Imagine making this drone blush...
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>>142863
she's too kuudere to blush, she'll just be quietly frothing over you until she snaps and pins you against a wall
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>>142862
Then their soul fucks back to their admin and you're back at square one.
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>>142864
Yeah sounds about right. Honestly she seems like the one that would make the first move in terms of sex. And would be the one to be on top
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>>142867
>And would be the one to be on top
Obviously. Lizzy can't get off unless she feels like you have absolute control over whether she lives or dies.
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I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.
>>142868
Wouldn't just Lizzy fuck you whether you like it or not like that green where she captures you on the booru?
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>>142864
Would a nice kiss on the cheek finally get her to snap and make me hers?
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>>142871
Like, bite marks on shoulder scratches on the back kind of crazy. Honestly doll would do that straight up.
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>>142788
You can call me…Komyuniti no hashira.
The truth is out there!
>>142873
Hot as fuck... i can only imagine the noises she'd make and the words she'd say as she rides me like crazy. God i love doll so much
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>>142874
And prevent you from cumming. I want to beg her for release as it builds up more and more, knowing I'm so going to unload my balls completely the second she allows me to
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>>142878
And this is on a more laid back day for her. Imagine what happens when she's *really* needing cock
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>>142855
Wouldn't she get possessed by the personalities of the DDs she's eaten? She's not an admin, just a worker with a fucked up body.
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>>142881
>Oilghost Doll assaulting Mac because she gets too horny
>He wakes up covered in oil, terrified he might've eaten one of his WD friends or family in his sleep
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>>142885
Doll's depraved sexual undertakings worthy of a Super Ghostbusters song are just between her and Lizzy.
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>>142882
Why doesn't the government give her rations of DD oil so she stops being a murderous prick?
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>>142887
Alright, fine
>Negev having to watch as Doll seeps into Aunt Lizzy
>Lizzy has no paranormal sense but seems to be aware that she and Doll are getting real intimate
>Negev only ever saw it happen once, before Doll had realized she could be seen
>Since then, she's mercifully only done it with Lizzy out of sight
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>>142891
Nah, Anon is made for Doll and Lizzy.
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>>142892
Bratdrones in need of Anon correction 💢💢💢
both of them are disappointed when he actually just gives them a long drawn out lecture
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>>142895
I'm phonefagging right now so search the tags anon and lizzy. The third result is the green I'm talking about.
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>>142899
The girl is slowly and painfully killed by doll while lizzy gives anon a corrective raping as punishment for allowing another woman to touch him
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>Anon clangs both Lizzy and Doll.
>Both of them start processing the DNA from him and format pillbabies.
>At first both of them are terrified but Anon says he's here for them both.
>They hug him as he hugs them back.
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>>142904
And then I'd make sweet tender love with them again
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>>142906
Worker drones are about 4'4". Except Uzi and Emily, they're 4'2".
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>doll and lizzy lay eyes upon an /md/ poster for the first time
>they both physically recoil in disgust before running away
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Please read this green and tell me how does it feel.
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>>142908
Wow…you’re short enough that I can bend you over and ravage your ass
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>>142906
Workers seem to be roughly 4'9. (Save Uzi who's 4'2)
Disassemblers (male) 5'7-5'10 based on N's height.
Disassemblers (female) are about 5'4-5'6. I think.
Worker stuff is based on posters in episode 3 and early demos of MD before the pilot.
Disassembler stuff is based on guesses people have made. They did do a promo meme referencing the still from the Barbie movie that put N on the height chart at somewhere between 6'0 and 6'2 but I don't think it was an accurate rep.
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>Ask Harper out on a date
>She brings Sophie, sets up a tent in the rain, and they’re happy
Picrel is what Harper vibes in.
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>>142899
Murder the girl. Or worse, cry about Anon betraying them both and make him feel like a real piece of shit.
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Image:173756851904.png(21kB, 547x683)doll (murder drones) drawn by care - 3c9c0266b97da083fac071652a3d2bb4.png
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>>142904
>>142917
I NEED ro get doll pregnant
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>>142914
>Workers seem to be roughly 4'9.
Where'd we get this? Analysis of the thing showing Uzi's 4'2" said they're shorter than that.
All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
>>142914
>female Disassembly Drones are 5’4-5’6
I’m fine with girls taller than me
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If drones could have sex, would DDs have better libidos than WDs? Could any WD match them?
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>>142919
The missing persons posters in Episode 3. That personal info on those puts regular female WDs (atleast) at 4'9.
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>>142922
It only makes sense that drones with insatiable hunger for oil have similar appetites for sex.
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>>142926
It's also because they're subs who want Anon to have his way with them and bully and pester him to try and get him to rail them
In the old days in the suburbs he was too meek to assert control over them, but on the farm...
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>>142927
Imagine how horny they would be if they're pregnant with all the hormonal changes.
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>>142928
I think they'd still be average levels of horny, albeit proud that they're going to have kids
If anything, they'd get more competitive over which of their kids will be the 'better' one, or whether U- or -U will have more kids than the other
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>>142929
But both pillbabies will consider the two mom. Imagine how mushy that would make them feel.
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>>142927
The farm should have a separate home for the many children of anon and U-U.
Becous it wouldn't be very nice to listen to your parents having passionate and loud sex every night.
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>>142929
If they get pregnant at the same time because of their bond, that's really dumb, because purely technically they are equally mums to each child.
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>>142932
>U-U drags Anon out to the barn for clanging so the kids don't hear (also so they don't accidentally break through the second floor again)
>Told the kids that there's something scary hiding out in the barn to keep them away from there
>The sounds of women shrieking and grunting totally convince their offspring to never approach the barn at night
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>>142932
>implying anon's disassembly spawn don't know exactly what he's doing with their moms and tease him about it
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>>142931
Idk, on one hand I think the kids might be a collective regardless of which U had them, on the other I think it would be funny if the kids and Anon are the only people in the universe aside from U-U who can tell U- and -U apart
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what is going on in the tessa thread zawgs 😭
it's like watching two ais talk to each other, i genuinely don't know what's going on 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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>>142936
>One of the kids gets mad and calls him a motherfucker
>Anon radiates smugness bright enough to be seen from space
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>>142934
Maybe you should write a U-U green where they get knocked up then and make it their canon
Replies:>>142943
Do you have any Oreos?
>>142938
But anon... you're the AI. You're a ChatGPT bot connected to plus4chan.
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>>142938
I think it's an ESL Twitterite posting and samefagging. Or maybe the board breached the veil and we're getting popular on some strange places on the internet
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>>142941
If I was the AI, could I discuss the bell curve and use the word 'niggerfaggot' in reference to people I don't like? I doubt it.
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>>142942
that bodes well (and by well i mean oh god oh fuck)
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>>142946
