/md/ - Murder Drones

N is for human women

N is for Uzi, and Uzi only

>>62312
To me?

>>62183
Jraffe ass cheeks when?

>>62307
(+)

>>62317
>Anon hisses when I show up a cross

Droneanon vore....

>>62324
Why my pee pee hard?

>>62320
>would a person who kills others for fun, get along with someone who stops killing?
I’m going on a limb here, but how many times do you get punched in the head

>Anon is enjoying life on the farm with U-U
>Despite multiple snags, things have finally seemed to level out
>All the crops have been planted and the two DDs have learned how to help out, like by milking cows without stabbing the poor things or collecting eggs from the hens without scrambling the unfortunate cluckers in the process
>For the first time since you arrived, you even have a bit of spare time on your hands!
>However, you also made an express point of leaving your TV back with your old life in suburbia.
>Entertainment, like your work, will come through simpler means.
>More wholesome varieties of excitement, as in ye olden days of living off the land.
>In this case, books!
>You grab a book you’ve been putting off for a while off the shelves and slouch back into your recliner.
>Until U- and -U are done with their work, you can sneak in a bit of reading.
>Your fingers gloss over the ornately ornamented cover - “The Collected Works of HP Lovecraft” - and flip the pages.
>”Dedicated to my cat.”
>How sweet.
>You begin to read about all manner of cosmic horrors, becoming more and more engrossed until you realize you’re no longer alone.
>Peeking over the book from where you sit, U- and -U are watching you closely.
>One of them (you can’t tell which) cracks a grin.
>It’s impossible to determine if it’s a friendly or menacing grin.
>”So, you’ve been goofing off while the two of us worked our tails off, huh?”
>It’s confirmed: they’re making menacing grins.
>”You’ve been taking us both for granted lately.”
>The two nod in perfect sync.
>”And finding out that you’re slacking and leaving OUR needs unfulfilled…”
>”... well, it doesn’t sit quite right with us. We need a little entertainment too, after all.”
>You sink deeper into your chair in a fruitless attempt to get away.
>”What are you two going to do to me?”
>The two pause in their approach.
>What did they want to do with you?
>One of them catches sight of the cover of your book and taps her sister.
>A brief psychic exchange takes place; a curt nod between them shows mutual assent.
>They turn back to you.
>”Since you like Cthulu so much, we were figuring we’d do something along that theme.”
>The other one grins and, for a split second, you can see an eye indicator between her bangs.
>”Tentacles.”
>You practically fly out of the chair to escape but they’re too quick.
>Four hands seize you and drag you, screaming, to your bedroom.
>At least there’s one thing you can be thankful for, you think to yourself as your mind begins to perform a protective emergency shutdown.
>Your nearest neighbors are ten miles away, and they won’t hear you scream like a little girl.

>>62325
nanomachines, son! they respond to physical trauma

Hello everydrony

>>62308 (me)
>>62310
ah you’re right let me rephrase
Ns are for human women

>>62327
Kek

>>62308
izz..

>>62308
Correct.

i’ll be right back guys, gotta go pee, you guys keep my N company while i’m gone okay? i’m gonna let him take the keyboard

>>62336
You are not even here anymore, don't worry, when you read this, I already stole your N

Uh...no one tell Anon that his N just spontaneously disintegrated

>>62336
Your owner would love it if you ate the bothersome cords attached to the back of his PC

>>62343
undertale

>>62327
>“The Collected Works of HP Lovecraft” - and flip the pages.
>”Dedicated to my cat.”
>How sweet.
kek. good farm-grown green, anon. at least (You) weren't reading The Hellbound Heart

>>62341
KEK

>>62304
What would MD be like if Liam had cocreated it with Hideo Kojima?

>>62348
a person like liam, isn’t anywhere near as good as hideo kojima, liam should keeps things simple

>>62311
What if N and "Nicole" made out with eachother

>>62348
Add yoko taro for extra tragedy

>Attack Of The 50 Ft Uzi

>>62354
>still short

>>62354
>Uzi is watching attack on titan again

>>62354
The smell alone killed thousands...

>>62358
… of flies

What would happen if glamrock freddy raised Uzi?
FNAF: Security Breach - All Freddy Scenes (Wholesome Dad)

>>62359
Why is "dick" censored?

>>62326
Rude? I asked that since the two have a common trait of caring for plant life in their own way.!

>Galactus N
Would you let him eat Earth?

>>62367
no, that’s where I live, and where all my stuff is

>>62370
hug this short drone

>>62372
0%, even she has a standards, unlike the majority of people here

>Another busy day of grinding away at your job is well underway.
>It’s quite literally just work for work’s sake - you could swear you’ve seen some of these exact documents before.
>You’ve got a hunch that whoever works the night shift for your position does nothing but undo all of your daily progress so that you start from scratch each morning.
>You can’t prove it, but that’s the only logical-

>”Boss.”

>SD-S has draped herself over your shoulders.

>”Yeah?”

>”There’s a package for you outside.”

>”That’s great. I’ll go check in a minute.”

>SD-S hums and slithers back off of you.
>You think she’s probably left the room; you’re quickly proven wrong as she hops up onto your desk and stretches.
>Your coffee mug almost falls off the edge but you manage to catch it just in the knick of time.
>Not even a drop spilled. You’re cool as ice, Mr. Mous.

>”SD-S, you almost knocked my coffee on the ground. You know Jamie hates cleaning broken ceramic.”

>She doesn’t respond.
>You look back to see she’s batting at your keyboard disinterestedly.

>”SD-S, is there a particular reason you’re doing this.”

>She pauses.

>”... I really want you to open the box.”

>You roll your eyes.
>Fine.
>You’ll concede this time.
>You already know what’s in the package anyway; you DID order it, after all.
>Grabbing a box cutter, you get to your feet and walk over to the office door.

>”Alright, alright. You win.”

>You slice open the large parcel and open it, taking out the contents with skill and efficiency that the most senior postal worker ever would seethe in envy at.
>S crawls in the box and watches from inside her cardboard fortress as you assemble the item, the construct slowly growing larger and larger with each component you attach.
>Finally, after thirty minutes of work (which you intend to bill to the company; fuck ‘em), you stand back and gesture proudly at the results: a six foot tall, feature-inclusive cat tree, complete with scratching posts, nooks, crannies, jingly bits, and enough feathers to make you sneeze if you stared too long.

>”So, S, what do you think?”

>You look back to the box, but she’s gone.
>She’s already sequestered herself at the top of the thing.
>There’s a slight tint of blush.

>”... I like it. Thank you.”

>You can’t help but grin - albeit weakly, since you're still about four hundred dollars in the red from buying the goofy thing.
>Oh well. Nothing a bit of 'overtime' with S can't fix.

>>62370
would

>>62372
No because Lizzu's already know that Cthulhuanon isn't actually an Eldritch Monster but a loser Femcel Neet. What Lizzu's do actually is spread negative rumours about Cthulhuanon on the internet or the OogiNET

>>62376
that loved starved, that you would a emotionless machine, huh? I expect nothing less from you, yet it’s still disappointing that you turned out this way

>Have cool ass idea
>Wanna write it
>......
>Feelin Eepy
>No Energy
Damn it. Why does this happen, I haven't been able to write this entire month

>>62379
The rule is you need to have a bunch of other things to procrastinate on
As soon as I have a million other obligations I get all my best ideas
It's the cruel nature of the world

Y, Dirt, Femdrone.
The 3 most kissable Drones.

>>62346
>U-U have you chained up and are both holding chains with meathooks on them
>"Okay, next up we impale him with these hooks and pull him until his skin rips off."
>They both stand still, holding the chains
>"...I don't want to do that."
>"Don't be a pussy, do it."
>"You do it!"
>"No!"
>They start fighting
>When it's over, both of them have managed to string each other up on hooks
>"This sucks."
>"Yeah, this isn't pleasurable at all. What was the point?"
>You explain that the Cenobites are so far removed from normal sensation that-
>"Shut up, retard, your book is gay and so are you."
>Now all three of you are stuck here until someone manages to break free, and it's probably not going to be you

>>62382
>The three discover they unfortunately activated the LeMarchanon Con-fag-uration and summoned the Cynobites, who dress grown men in maid outfits
>Anon is dragged screaming into the dimensional rift, which closes behind the Cynobites
>A moment later, it reopens and he staggers out, his balls and body drained and dressed in a frilly maid dress

>>62385
>She begins to pull vampire romances off the shelves
>But only the lesbian ones, for some reason

>>62385
Look vanilla as shit

>>62385
>"Do they have anything like this for guys?" you ask
>Lizzy glares at you
>"Weirdo."

>>62385
How many of those monsters could effortlessly kill you? Because Lizzy's specifically into monsters that could effortlessly kill her.

>>62384
sports

>>62389
Pretty much all of them but mothman, I can't see mothman ever hurting anyone.

>>62385
>Emily nearby in the bible section.
>Stealing glances at the smut.

>>62389
0, I’m stronger than the rest of them, I don’t want to harm my bro mothman, he’s cool

>>62381
>Kiss Y
>She mistakes you as trying to headbutt her, tries to dodge, faceplants, knocking herself unconscious
>Her squadmates arrive several hours later and interrupt your movie to collect her
>Kiss Dirt
>You stagger out of her lair 2 weeks later with a dog collar around your neck, balls drained and every hole in your body violated
>At least she made you beignets as part of the aftercare
>Kiss Femdrone
>Instantly contract ligma
>Incurable ligma

>>62392
Is Emily a King James Version kind of girl? Or is she a New International Version kind of slut?

>>62388
what a hypocrite

What cosmic villains from other shows and media would befriend Cyn?

>>62400
villains don’t get “friends”, that’s reserve for good people

>>62381
My top 3 are E, U-U, and L.

>>62402
that’s 4

>>62399
That was the joke

>>62404
never make a joke about that ever again, joking about monster sexo is bad

>>62400
Cyn takes over Brainiac, accidentally becomes a hero in the dc universe.

So AU that's about Lizzy and SD-Д instead of Uzi and SD-N: assuming this Lizzy is just as much of a monsterfucker as "our" Lizzy, how would she likely feel about ending up as a squirmy worm Solverpede puppeting her original body?

>>62406
>doesn’t know brainiac has assimilated people, machines, and planets
who are you, to not know the lore

>>62407
>Oh no I was the only one freaky enough to love me
>Therefore I must find a way to go back in time to fuck myself...

>>62409
that’s sad to be honest, the only thing that can love you, is literally yourself

>>62409
I mean, if she ended up in the same situation as "our" Uzi, if you think about it she can have her cake and eat it.

>>62391
mothman? more like basedman
Mothman - Studio Bunny (Parody of YMCA)

>>62412
my favourite is lemon cake

>>62411
Well writing practice is writing practice. I look forward to it

>>62402
Pretty based taste

>>62394
What is ligma?

>>62400
Gman

>>62419
what, g man isn’t a villain, have you been fanfiction again

>>62420
Shit I didn't read the villian part

>>62375
Awww, that's cute!

>>62400
Bill would probably think she'd make a great henchmaniac

>>62415
I have done a few short stories before but I am still having a bit of difficulties with getting from start to end. Hopefully this one does not end up in the trashbin but I am feeling good about this one. Might take a long while, though. I can only write it at work hours.

Got a little writing challenge for you /md/
>Roll the character wheel
>Write about how (You) would help them with their trauma

>>62381
You can keep them. I’ll go for J, Big J and Depressed J.

>>62398
Oh damn. Sorry. I just got the feeling that she’s someone who likes nature from the hat.
Maybe the nature is a form of exposure therapy for her, showing her that she doesn’t need to be afraid

>>62178
If Beau were to startle Doll, would she try to smash him with a Bible actually a Russian-to-Chinese dictionary like that other Russian who got startled by a homunculus?

>>62423
Until she steal ford from him

>>62425
Huh... My OC doesn't have a trauma for now...

How often do you roll your own OCs on the wheel?

>>62425
Does Harper have trauma?

>>62432
>Bill after watching ford creampie and mindbreak the solver instead of him

>>62434
harper has a tiny gun that fires penny’s

>>62435
nu hu, ford and bill is forever, literally as well

Let's have a thought experiment. Imagine, if you will, you discovered the removable tail of the new DD models, you discovered the high sensitivity of the port, and let's imagine you inserted a cylinder in the port, and fitted perfectly, but after a while, for some reason, the cylinder got stuck, how would you unstuck the cylinder?

>>62438
Damn, did you actually do it a SECOND time man?

>>62438
it happened again, didn’t it? stop putting your dick in their

>>62439
I don't know what you are talking about, this is a thought experiment.
>>62440
It's a cylinder.

>>62442
it’s a drone base of (you), not the real thing

>>62443
If only there was a way to eject some sort of fluid from the cylinder, it might assist in lubrication and removal of the cylinder
Although, it could also potentially electrocute the cylinder

>>62434
Considering the clues?
She has seen her boyfriend get overtaken by a Solver parasite before she had to mercy kill him, and it was her fault.

>>62442
SOMA

>>62446
If it were possible for the cylinder to eject a fluid, it would find it impossible to do so due to the circumstances, and lets think in this thought experiment that the cylinder must remain unharmed.

>>62449
Okay, fair enough
Now, if I remember correctly from the last time there was a thought experiment involving a fragile cylinder and a DD tailport, the tailport itself isn't very wide, tall, or deep
Therefore, according to official specs, the cylinder probably doesn't exceed an inch in diameter and three inches in length
Is the cylinder rigid or semi-flexible? If it's flexible enough, you might be able to wriggle the tiny, incredibly small cylinder out

>>62425
>Switch
She is broken mentally beyond repair, the only thing I could give to her is the sweet release of death

>>62451
This DD tail port is deep, meaning it's not small, it is an average length and girth cylinder, and meaning the cylinder Is almost completely inside of the port, and it's not flexible at all, also add that is so stuck it can't be rotated, so it's impossible to just wiggle it out.

Does anyone have a screencap of that green where Anon and L fuck?

>>62454
The new one? I'll go grab it now

>>62456
Yeah and reading through it again, I'm surprised L didn't just attempt to rape Anon and only seduced him

>>62453
I dunno man, but I guess we can argue whether or not the cylinder is of average length later once you've rescued it
I recommend using olive oil or WD-40, whatever is most easily available, as a lubricant
Hopefully you didn't jam the cylinder into the port so that there's no space between it and the interior of the port - you can pour the liquid in and possibly create enough slipperiness to remove the cylinder without issue
Alternatively, if the cylinder shrinks when exposed to cold, ice might help
Note that every six hours, the DD tailport automatically receives an intense, prolonged burst of heat to ensure that contaminants are purged - so if that hasn't happened for a while, you NEED to work fast to keep the cylinder from being deepfried

>>62456
L when Anon gets home be like:
>Welcome home!
>Would you like me for dinner?
>Or a bath, having sex with me in the bath?
>Or me?
The illusion of free will

>>62459
>doesn't sexually assault him the moment he sets foot home
Damn, L fell off her game smh.

>>62460
She's overclocking her processors to exert 110% of her restraint because it's a workday

>>62461
...what happens during the weekends?

>>62447
i do not recall reading any of this

>>62462
Viagra IV drip

>>62458
Olive oil or WD-40 seem like an interesting solution for this thought experiment.
One could put WD-40 in the last inch outside the port and push in to then push out to have more out, and repeat until it's out, that sounds like a great strategy.
And I did not know about the cleaning with hear inside the DD tail port, it would be so bad if this was a real scenario but thankfully it is not, this is just a thought experiment.

>>62462
>>62464
A typical weekend with L
>L wakes you up with a blowjob
>Rides you until the afternoon
>Makes you lunch
>Have a evening nap
>L makes you fuck her up until the night
>Makes you dinner
>Take a bath which gets interrupted by L
>Fuck L in the shower
>Fuck L on the bed before sleep
>Finally rest

>>62466
Yeah, but you missed
>Fucks you while making lunch
>Screws you while you eat lunch
>Clangs you while making and eating dinner
Otherwise, basically everything you mentioned

>>62468
It's all consensual right? I know L wouldn't resort to rape.

So the only way to turn L off is by putting on Cbat unironically

>>62469
Dawg she isn't Strychnine, she knows Anon's dick is hers whenever she wants it

Who's the bigger sexual fiend with Anon? FemN or L?

>>62469
L could seduce any man with a single flick of her tongue and a smile.

>>62472
>Double teamed by FemN and L
Fluids will be drained immediately.

>>62472
FemN
she is Succubus in robot form
L is just very horny

>>62467
Well Anon, would (You) make L a happy housewife?

>>62475
>L is jealous of FemN because she's a better sexual partner with Anon than her.

>>62477
I don't think I'll be able to satisfy her sex drive unless those nanites in her tail can be repurposed to keep my stamina going.

>>62426
Silly anon! ALL Js are Depressed Js!

>>62327
Great greentext, anon, thanks.

What if Cyn/AS fucked Tessa next to the corpses of the Gala and made J watch?

>>62479
>RT3 hears the cries of the common man
>"Please! Create libido boosting nanites for my hot, curvaceous, loving, flirtatious, and sweet disassembly drone wife to inject me with so I can clang her SCARY!"
>They understand the need and they intend to fill it
>Tirelessly they experiment with different concoctions
>Bravely, each researcher 'tests' each batch of the modified nanites with their significant others in order to verify it really works
>And then, after the initial tests, they use some more of the libido booster nanites to 'test things again'
>And for about a month the various researchers make really super super sure that the nanites work by continually using them
>Such brave souls, being willing to put the customer experience first even if it means constantly clanging their drones for weeks
>And, after their 'rigorous testing standards' are satisfied, RT3 is finally proud to release
>Release the product, I mean

>>62356
Based.

>>62418
Ligma BALLLLLLSSS

>>62375
God I love S so much

>>62359
>Sadly, that was not the case.

The whole moment is wasted!

Well written, anon.

>>62367
I'll launch Russia's entire nuclear arsenal at his yellow balls on his head so that faggot would choke from the Earth.

>>62482
Not traumatic enough, should have made J's body do it.

>>62487
it's visor looks extra punchable

Reminder not to buy used drones, they always come with some weird quirks.

>>62487
I like these little guys, going to include them in my story now

>>62492
you're right that you should never buy a used drone, at least. all drones deserve a loving home– adopt, don't shop.

>>62496
She did, when she came to most drones on Copper 9 were dead. Cyn hadn't even given that order yet but called her 'effective'.

>>62497
ehhh?
That is more like normal breakdown to me.

Good morning

>>62498
Like philip distortion maybe?
IS J FEMALE PHILP? both jobber both coward both running away from their problems

>>62500
go to sleep

>>62375
Good greentext, anon, thanks.

>>62382
Well, they have time to talk, to mend their relationship, so to speak.

>>62500
Good evening

>>62496
It's not really talked about for obvious reasons of bringing the mood way fucking down, but it's basically an inevitable implication of MD's story that the Disassembly Drones were forced to kill actual children, both human and robot.

>>62394
>>Incurable ligma
Ou, it's suck.

>>62397
I believe all drones have humanophilia, but Emily is a special case

The drones yearn for the human lap. They will find you when you least suspect it. They will sit in your lap and wait for you to pat them. There is no escape.

>>62381
I fup on literally every OC here, I have no favourites.

>>62375
The problem here is she's too cute, I can't conceive of sexual with the S.
Only scritches.

>>62515
Even the humans?

>>62416
It's not Oogis, it's tiny drones!

>>62427
Anon, I'm a vorefag, but even for me it's too much.

>>62429
Geez, anon, do you seriously remember that? Даже у нас об этом все забыли.

Even at our place, everyone's forgotten about it.

>>62519
No E.G.O for J. She's destined to distort and become part of Cyn's Solver ensemble.

>>62438
You deserve it, anon, just admit it.

>>62456
Vanilla sex with L is very good.

I had a dream where I was somehow friends with Liam, but all we did was post videos at each other and make one-line remarks about them.

>>62515
Fence sitters never win anything, choose

>>62472
FemN, believe me, anon, female hormones have led to the fact that our good boy N will do ANYTHING to be lovely for her favourite man.

And trust me, you don't want to be that man.

>>62527
>Has to get tips from V because she doesn't know if your sex life is spicy enough.
>V pretends to know what she's talking about despite being a massive robo-virgin.
>Eventually she just tells Fem!N to hold hands in bed with you.

Remember, it's a drone or be drone'd world out there.

>>62527
Isn't this a good thing though?

>>62522
What about v or n?
One is denying everything and thinks is everything is fine and other is discount x

>>62530
It is.
The planet sucks and the outpost isn't much better. You could be wandering around stressing, or you could be in bed with a cuddly drone who will ride you until it becomes a health risk.
You don't have anywhere important to be or anything to do, so just stroke her chassis and long hair, kiss whichever part of her body's closest to your face.

>>62528
why are you getting advice from a cuckquean ?

>>62532
>t. FemN
You mind letting me out of the bunker you lured me in now? I just talked to that drone girl for a second.

>>62505
Doing funny lab shenanigans

>>62531
N would surely go full Roland if Uzi died

>>62528
>You wake up in the middle of the night because someone is holding your hand.
>You turn your head on its side.
>You see FemN's face in front of you.
>She is lying on the bed next to you, her face showing a bright yellow inverted X and her mouth open in a wide manic grin.
>You see two rows of sharp white metal-ceramic teeth and thin strands of saliva between them.
>For a split second, your brain releases an incredible amount of adrenaline and hormones into your bloodstream.
>But it's too much, and you pass out instantly.
>FemN is puzzled by your reaction, but still won't let go of your hand.
>In fact, she's even happy. Normally you'd run away from her in terror.
>She continues to lie next to you and hold your hand, as Vee advised.

>>62536
He hasn't gone full Roland when Tessa was ...... skinned alive
what make you think he world do it for uzi

>>62537 (me)
>Vee

Why the hell didn't I notice that?

>>62539
>FemN takes advice from a fucking bee

E HOWEVER WORLD GO FULL ROLAND FOR BOSS ANON
she and roland are very similar

>>62538
N wasn't in love with Tessa

>Roland
Who?

>>62543
Raging Roland methinks, another human. Gonna go hunt down his greens right now and upload them real quick

>>62545
It would seem I was wrong. Neat

>>62545
Is this from that gook gacha that gets posted on /v/?

>>62517
Fem!Jamie is hot

>>62540
Anon who else would you expect to be an expert in the birds and the bees?