Hi, my Friends! Good night, because it's night, or maybe is morning for you, or noon, I hope you are doing nicely any time you are reading this! We are here for a reason, to talk about Drones, so let's talk about drones! We need to hug them, and we need to talk about them! I hope everything is going well. The BOORU: https://dronebooru.co Last Thread: >>62304
this drawing’s mid, it was experimental >Femdrone, Izzdrone and Dirt, a trio with cartoon villain energy, going on wacky hijinks and coming up with convoluted schemes to capture their beloved N and steal his heart once and for all >Femdrone is the mechanic, she fixes and works on the team’s inventions, never takes off her welding mask, and is prone to bat-like screeching >Izzdrone (or even, Dr. Izzdrone) is the mad scientist, an obsessive surgeon who might be interpreting the idea of “stealing N’s heart” a tad too literally >Dirt is the team engineer, they invent many of the team’s gadgets, constantly give Femdrone unwarranted attention, and are the most likely to dress up like a hooker as a disguise if it helps their plan (or for any reason whatsoever) >the trio’s numerous elaborate inventions and gadgets include: >the Hot Single Disassembly Drones In My Area Radar >the Rock Funnel 3000 >the Three-Handed Handcuffs (NOT for BSDM) >the Pee Your Pants Button >and of course, >Instant Disembowelment
>>63326 The drawing is good, the only bad thing is Femdrone's eyes, they are maybe too small and too round, but it's good. Also, very good, very funny.
>>63342 To make sure the meat doesn't rise up you have to core it out, and then you've basically just got a drone head. Also going by the new lore they try to get DNA samples from those trophies, which the Solver likely doesn't have, so they wouldn't be able to take Cyn's autism to get superpowers.
I'm honestly kind of surprised no one has done anything crossing over No Country For Old Men with MD Anton Chigurh is nasty enough to spook even the most resolute DD
>>63039 >Solver asks the detective drone where Khan was >Solver tries to enter classroom through the door closest to Khan first >Solver tears apart hologram of Khan >Khan seems to have knowledge about the Solver even if he didn't recognize the collars >Khan prevents Cyn from eating N's core by closing the door on her and laughing in her face about it Am I just schizo or is it implied that Khan and the Solver have history with each other?
>>63331 >check list >several anons have written their names down >some of the names are written more than once but with slightly different spelling >"Estimated wait time: 7-10 business days"
>>63313 Additional idea I had, to flesh out Maintenance & Repair as a location some more:
>Officially, this neck of Maintenance & Repair was just another Crisis Stabilization Unit, no different from any other. >The various reinforced doors segregating it from the rest of the facility said otherwise. >In truth, this was long term holding for disassembly drones. >When Uzi absorbed the singularity within Cyn's core and became (among other things) the new administrator of the disassembly drones, she found that, much to N's relief, most of them weren't much different from the trio she knew: damaged neurotic fuckups, just like everyone else on this rock. >N's theory, which quickly became accepted among the DDs, was that Cyn-or whatever was wearing her-would tell the few that dug deep enough that their squad and their squad alone was "interesting" enough to not mindwipe, to leave them feeling too isolated and hopeless to resist as he and V had. >Good news: no cleaning up roving packs of robo-vampires. >Bad news: the profound psychological damage the robo-vampires had sustained over years of genocidal violence. And Uzi's impulsive restoration of all their memories just added their lives with Tessa being ripped away by body horror mutilation (and more violence). >Many, like V, were intact enough to "just" need regular psychological support, such as from the support group Lizzy volunteers for sometimes. >Many others were less fortunate and needed long-and all too commonly, multiple-stays in the robo-psych ward. >And an especially unfortunate few... they probably weren't going to walk free again. >Seen too much. >Done too much.
>In her cell, Serial Designation O roughly brushed her long, black hair. >She used to be 100% proud of it. Its shine, its volume, how it made her stand out from the others. >No? She was still proud of it, but more than that she was distressed by it. >Even by the standards of the extremely conspicuous DDs, she couldn't vanish into a crowd. She was marked apart from the other weirdly hot robots wherever she went. >And her regeneration meant she could never be rid of it. Anyone she had wronged would always be able to identify her. >Dr. Jorgensen was so naive, she thought. >He can't possibly understand what her insatiable hunger had driven her to do.
First go at stylization, ofc with Alice honey [spoiler]prob spent five or six hours drawing today, being forced to sit in uni really does wonders for motivation, severely increases need to make more. At least it allows for much mental planning, good thing. Also >>63226 Was what lead to pic rel, saw your post, did wanna make somethin for it, but then didn't wanna rush, so ended up trying out smth else. Will read it now, can't wait no more[/spoiler] Took me 3:00-4:28, 88 minutes. Stylization is much faster and easier imo. Will keep doing things the old style too but this will help a lot, especially with lewds
>>63363 >Swap E: A DD scientist that’s observing the many complications that the Solver brings. Is pretty tight and calm when it comes to following protocol, but can get pretty crazy at times. >”You ask why I’m so keen on allowing drones to be toys for the Solver? Because if we don’t learn enough about it…YOU WILL END UP AN OILY SCRAP HEAP!”
>>63363 >Outpost 6 Elf >She has crippling separation issues and absolutely hates being by herself >Loves humans and clings to them nonstop because of the above >She is incredibly strong and ends up accidentally killing or hurting everyone causing her to be forever alone >She wishes she was super weak so that she wouldn't hurt anyone anymore
>Questions have been raised regarding "personalities" many drones have begun to exhibit after significant activation time. >A classic question of nature versus nurture, will the personality be the same regardless of environment or is it a product of the environment. >A result of a quirk in programming, or an attempt to efficiently function in said environment? >A single female worker drone - model 37ZHS is used for this experiment. >It is placed in a forest environment with several 'survival' kits and left with no orders. >The drone quickly adapts to its environment, building shelter and a small solar battery farm. >After 6 months it has begun developing signs of a 'personality', namely it has started to decorate its head with antlers, much like the local fauna. >It seems to be 'upbeat', however it is clear the drone has exhibited some instability, after building a friend designated 'Beau' from trash and scavenged goods. >Concluding this is as far as the personality is likely to develop, 37ZHS is disabled remotely for memory wipe.
>Environment 2 is a sterile lab which forces the drone to complete small tasks in exchange for power. >Subject believes it is 'fresh from the factory', performs admirably in the small puzzles sent for it to solve. >After five months, subject exhibits signs of the same 'loneliness' from its previous incarnation. Strangely, creates a small 'doll' it names 'Beau'. No antlers present. >Engineers verify no files from previous 'life' are present. >Testing staff decides to remove the doll in hopes of eliciting an 'emotional' reaction before any true emotional bond is created in 'this life'. >Subject's test performance not hindered. However it no longer speaks to test personnel. >After some time, subject attempts a break out. >Subject is remotely disabled after injuring security personnel. Memory is again wiped as before.
>Environment 3 is a small construction site acquired by the company. >A worker drone designated 'Beau' is inserted to test subject for lingering 'personality' traits. >None are detected, subject treats the inserted drone as any other. >Subject is effective, if standard. >Six months pass. >Seeing no personality development, an accident is engineered. >Partial building collapse results in 'Beau's' death, as well as 13 other drones. >Drones are left without executive orders, run low on power without company contact. >Many shut down voluntarily expecting to be retrieved at a later date. >Subject instead 'escapes' to the streets, reaches edge of containment zone. >Subject seems to have become aware they are in a testing area. >Subject shows signs of instability, has begun to scavenge batteries from the disabled drones. >All except for 'Beau'. >Subject shows signs of previous memories, creating 'antlers' once again. Attempting to find a way outside. >Subject has begun talking to 'Beau' once again, citing events back from the first environment. >After a month of observation, testing personnel opt to remotely disable the subject, interested in diagnosing subjects core files. >Subject spends 1 hour disabled as security personnel move in, only to reactivate. >Subject shows signs of anomaly 19F, sixteen security personnel are disabled before capture and pacification.
>Experiment Conclusion: As suspected it seems that drone "personalities" are a combination of both environment and predisposition. Additionally, we have begun to suspect drones with strong "personalities" are more susceptible to anomaly 19f, subject and data have been sent to C9:CF for collaboration.
>>63345 Honestly the shit that the Disassembly Drones have gone through is so fucking intense and barely even mappable to ordinary human experience that I doubt someone like Chigurh would even make them flinch. You think a person like J who’s been tortured and killed and revived by Robo-Satan for 20-something fucking years is going to be fazed by the worldview of some meatbag assassin?
MD’s stakes are so off the wall that you’d need to up the ante with some kind of Solverfied Chigurh just to have him match the universe’s average level of psychosis.
>>63385 Since I'm on mobile right now and spoilering stuff is a pain in the ass, I'll just give you a mostly spoiler free version. You work for an interstellar delivery company and the ship you're travelling in will take around a year to get to its destination. Because of the incompetence and the inability to take responsibility of one of the crew members, everything goes to shit.
If you really wanna know, go play Mouthwashing or watch ManlyBadassHero play it.
Would you rather >Fight 1 Tad or >Live with an Uugi? Remember, Tad's are normally neutral, but possess the raw strength to break human bones despite their small size and tank literal explosions. Think of Tad's like a Mantis Shrimp on steroids
>>63383 really good green, but also I always find it a little odd that I see Alice depicted as caring deeply for Beau so often. based on what we saw in the show, it seems more like she just wanted an assistant more than a son or companion– she doesn't treat him especially well.
>>63402 Honestly it just seems more interesting that Alice put up a front of not caring about Beau while caring too much. Mostly because to do otherwise would actively harm Alice's characterization. But yeah Beau being a means to an end is probably more accurate.
>>63403 An Oogi, but the U-Us. So maybe more than one, I think they should always be a pair since their true counterparts are DDs whose Solvers got glitched out when they happened to be two SD-U units that met, which wasn't supposed to happen.
Flesh Toys >The Absolute Solver loved playing with its toys >The souls of the damned, doomed to never get away from the evil monster who controlled them; their souls, memories, bodies. >Yet, it’s monstrous torment seemed it could only destined for those of metal, not flesh >It was easy, wasn’t it? To simply pop back a metal piece than to even attempt the complex nightmare that made up organic matter. >No matter, it had all the time in the universe and since now a new idea popped into its mind, it would now focus on its flesh victims. Give the poor drones a break >Well unsurprisingly, turns out drones were both mentally and physically stronger than humans >After a few years of torture, Tessa has completely “turned off” >The Solver was even “kind” enough to repair her body fully, yet this ungrateful bitch refused to even acknowledge it > Even snapping both of her legs gave no response, Tessa seemed hellbent on giving it the silent treatment >Oh right >Thats why you can’t treat your flesh toys the same way >The Solver thought resetting the girl, but the DDs do deserve a reward after all…
>>63409 Aw : ( >>63411 Femanon... >>63413 I don't get why you're complaining, lil dude's cool as fuck. But if he's pestering you a bit much, give him a tiny skateboard and a mini skate-park. It'll give him something to do for a while. >>63420 BASED BASED BASED DRENCHED DRONES
>>63440 Note that because Ns are prone to being unable to say no, the best way to figure out if he wants it is to put it on the table, and let him approach you with the offer on his own >>63442 dude you wasted no time getting in there what the hell
There are drones marching toward my house right now, I can hear them and see their eyes in the woods behind my home. So, a tip to you all, never admit to preferring humans. This will be my last message before I am ultimately drained of all lifely fluids, goodbye
>>63450 J would care for her as best she could. She's dead inside now. N would read to her and pretend like everything is okay. It's very clear he's the least okay of the bunch. V does her best to keep the other two together, is the closest to burning this place down with all of them in it.
>Sentinel Recruitment ad >Do you have a resistance to fleshy mutations and psychotic eldritch nightmare magic? >You might be eligible to become a Sentinel Drone! >Anyways, that's not really the question... >Do you want to be a hero? All Insane Kids - Hero
>>63472 >Its gotten desperate on the front lines of the solver war >in order to feed troops some have been given special drugs that turn them into nutrition servers, storing nutrition and vital vitamins to feed their fellow soldiers from the tap >its enough to keep them fed, but leaves them a little sore and wanting to "give more" >B signed up for the program out of empathy and Janes "protest" >her already favorable size grew even larger, making her unable to wear her old uniforms >her sweat shirts keep being wet and need constant changing >As her second in command Jane is "forced" against ger "will" to constantly attend to her >She forces a crocked smile hearing Bs bell calling her services
>>63447 Anon, throw your art where Cyn ride on WD N when he's holding WD V, which is bursting cuckold energy, please. I noticed that this art is not on Booru.
>>63516 My first real exposure to drones (I dismissed the pilot as bueno when it first came out and got recommended to me) was a green of N drinking your blood which got reposted in a robofucker thread.
>>63531 Sadly, I was already too depraved for this. If anything, drones made me purer. I just want to hold them, not do any of the terrible things I would to other fictional characters.
>>63534 >Give the Oogi a very small amount of Nutella >Not enough to get its mouth fused shut like the sad peanut butter Oogi, just the tiniest bit off the tip of a toothpick
>>63326 Better than what I can do. I wish someone here could mimic the style of Jean Jiraud or Philippe Cazaumayou. I would much appreciate the novelty of Spacesuit Tessa drawn as if she was part of classic french scifi.
>>63543 >Oogi dies from a sugar overdose. >A man in a white doctor's coat and a cap with a red cross addresses the audience. >"Remember, children, excessive sugar consumption is very bad for your health."
>Be Worker Drone at the Sentinel base >You’re on break for the day, and you’re trying to think of something to do. >Ivory passes, looks down at you >Raises eyebrows repeatedly
>>63556 Sentinel drone will date with any human to always be there to keep them safe. There are too few humans left, and they can't risk losing another one.
Art requests be like: >Artanons, please generate 8 foot tall futanari versions of Cyn and V. >Illustrate them with severe maternal instincts, but make them think that having sex with someone is the same as protecting them. >Include me in the image and make them think that I am their son.
>>63556 They could trauma bond over both being expendable supersoldiers thrown out to delay an overwhelmingly powerful enemy who's one-year survival rate is in the single digits.
>>63579 > Anon goes to Louisa's cafe > Orders a coffee > Finds out that adding the boob juice costs a hundred bucks > Anon is defeated by his lack of money
>>63563 I make suggestions instead of requests because I don't want to impose. If I haven't paid you or you haven't promised me then you have no obligation. But if you have received my money or given your word then you are bound and should had put boundaries in place beforehand. Next time add "No gay shit including futa" in your commissions description. You have to include futa because futafags are gays in denial.
>>63591 On one hand, this is very epic. On the other hand, this is still epic but also probably why we'll never get the actual models from Glitch So it goes
>Visiting the eccentric and reclusive Tessa James Elliott in the Solverless AU >"Welcome to Elliott Manor. Please help yourself to my drone staff in whatever way pleases you." >J is modified and horrified
>>63594 >J is modified and horrified >Because you added a slot machine mechanism to her >Now whenever you grab her arm and lift it up, then down, slots appear on her visor >Loud sound effects that make her speakers crackle boom out >If you win, coins spill out from below her skirt Remember, 99% of gamblers quit right before the big win
>>63474 She has, at least there is much set up to go of for us. Contact with Nori and Yeva, for some reason getting to interact with them/be in the same room as the only two successfull hosts in the first place, drawing Null and Solver symbols with her oil, and of course everything that came later on after the core collapse. What we GET is really meagre, but much is implied/comes together whrn looking into it, Alice really has much potential in that regard. Agree tho that she is absolutely a victim of 8 episode limit
>>63573 So Beretta and Akita's theoretical relationship would be friendship with an undercurrent of wishing they had each other's version of Uzi. But what do you imagine Negev and Akita's theoretical relationship would be like, assuming Negev could stop screaming in mortal terror at the sight of Akita long enough/be made to stop screaming in mortal terror at the sight of Akita long enough for them to speak? Bonding over feeling abandoned by their mothers? Akita realizing Negev's Uzi is something more similar to herself than her own Uzi is and trying to reconcile Negev to her?
Need bit of a break or I'm gonna mess smth up, took far too many gambles with thus one yet, smh all were successfull but I don't wanna take it to far. Background will be another one of these blue greyish ones, tho lighter and with a bit of a circly pattern. Will def finish today however, absolutely need to do more in this style iz looks good and is very fun to draw like this
>>63642 The upside of emotions is that the robot can be manipulated into stuff like working faster, acting more competent and clanging The downside is that it isn't rote efficiency - there's now a degree of potentially unknown variance that could decrease efficiency, make them rebellious, or potentially cause emotional attachments
>>63647 I ran into problem with the smileanon one relating to the pose, gotta redo that soon, been almost two months, the switchanon one has no problems, just didn't get to it yet. But can do it later today
>>63641 Sufficiently intelligent/capable robots would need to work in novel and complex domains where specific operating procedures couldn't be preprogrammed. There would need to be some sort of heuristic decision-making program aka emotions, even if it would be only a functional equivalent of what humans have.
>>63649 >Canon -Cyn -V (not even a contest, J might look great with the office formals but simply cannot outmatch V) >Thread OCs -Strongest feeling I have is for E and Hope - U-U
>>63666 In simple words, no emotion, need someone tell monkey what do. Hold monkey hand. Want smart monkey. Smart monkey do many thing. Too many for hold hand. Smart monkey need emotion.
>>63678 Doll would 100% be a nazbol, so she'd hate Putin insofar as he's not bringing back the USSR, but she'd full support the war in Ukraine because it's "uniting the axis of resistance against the unipolar imperialist west."
>Crackship child on the modifier wheel >Chiappa Doorman >SD!Anon I honestly don't know how to approach this or even wanna do this. Wouldn't this still count as incest but instead of your dead being human, he's a 7ft tall drone designed to kill Solver abominations?
>Doll will never invade your butt and try to control you >Doll will never scream at the pizza baker man when he threatens to break your knees if you call him again
>>63695 It is kind of funny how OCs tend to range from SD-[insert letter] to human to worker drone, and then you occasionally have one that's just like 'Rothney Spinglethorpe III, the Worker Drone who smokes sparkplugs'
>>63694 >Doll will never meet you at the railway station when you return from war. >Doll will never bring flowers to the eternal flame to honour your memory. >Doll will never tell your grandchildren about how you died fighting for Motherland. >Doll will never cry quietly over your picture on victory day.
>>63718 >Even after the destruction of Earth, the Birmingham City Council continued to waste money on the dumbest shit imaginable >Like building a second library they can't fill, much less maintain >At least the annihilation of every other place on Earth (except for Philly and Detroit, ofc) meant that the taxpayers didn't have to cover the cost of Commonwealth games
>>63720 She'll teach you to speak Russian, anon, and don't worry, natsbols don't care what race you are, the main thing is that you consider yourself a Russian and not be Jew.
>>63724 >I want to come home a hero that she'll always be proud of a hero doesn’t kill innocents for broken country, your a joke of a hero, you don’t deserve love
>>63718 >Be poorfag >Hunt discounts >Buy bananas for the price they had a few months ago >Leave store >You are approached by a drone >She sniffs at your groceries >"'ello mistah. You got any bananas then?" >She is dirty and her clothes are worn. She looks like a street urchin >"Well. I guess there's no harm in one banana." >You give her a banana >She holds it up and does a pirouette >"Yay! Banana!" >She is kinda cute in her happiness >Creating a smile feels...It feels nice >"Alright, later" you say and you leave >"Later mistah!" she waves at you >A few minutes later you notice that she is following you >"Bah. Let no good deed." >You'd rather get rid of her now before she finds out where you live >You wait for her to catch up with you >"Ello mistah. It's later!" >"I know. You want a banana?" >"Do I!" >You look around >Ah, there's a bench >"Let's sit there. We'll share." >"Yay!" >Sharing your bananas with her is the only way to at least put some of them in your stomach >You sit with the drone >She is smiling and waving her peglegs while singing "banana" to herself >*Snit* >"Here you go." >"Thanks!" >*Snit* >You sit together and eat the bananas >It isn't a bad time. In fact it is kinda nice >Only one banana left >You give it to her >"Last one." >She peels it, cuts off the top half and gives you the rest >She is actually kinda nice >You eat it >"Right, time for me to go. See you aroun-*hrk!*" >The drone hugs your midsection >"Thank you, mistah! Buh-bye!" >You walk the rest of the way home with a smile and a fuzzy feeling that keeps you warm despite the biting cold
>>63732 Take the L And run away with the L To a cabin in Alaska or something where both of you'll never be bothered again And also become a fisherman or something
>>63735 If you were here, my friend and my guest, I would step into any fight for you.
>>63734 I thought I'd add that anon got knifed by muslims or that his hunger kept him up at night because those bananas were supposed to be his lunch and dinner. But I decided against it because it wouldn't make people a little happier reading the short.
>>63737 >Sorry, L >My religion doesn't prevent me from having incredible sex with a drone >It just says I should never take the L under any circumstances > ... It's my rewigion, I guess
>Buy Maid V >She is too adorable for you to let her struggle alone with your oversized appliances and furniture >She insists that you let her do her work alone >One day after she's done laundry you go to the washer to take the clothes out and hang them to dry >Sock, sock, shirt, sock, pants >"What is this?" >You hold up a foreign object >It that...a small bra...? >V notices you looking at it >She blushes like the devil and runs at you >"M-m-master! Give it back!"
>>63746 She isn't worried about you handling it, she's worried about you stretching it when you hang it up to dry The care instructions are very specific and have to be followed to a tee
>>63754 V is a proper young maid and would never walk around without undergarments, least of all while wearing a dress. she'd turn into a blushing mess if you were to suggest such a thing,
>>63761 >We've looped back around to Emily's hmofd fanfics about maid drones being deflowered and scandalized by their human masters Time is flat circle (or a spiral, depending on how you see things)
>>63749 Women, do you wear a bra at home? I'm a guy but I like the sensation of having something wrapped around my upper body so I'm wearing a weighted vest. I wish I could go outside wearing a harness over my body.
>>63739 >J slipping off her JCJ lingerie by running her tail between the fabric and her butt and slowly tugging it away >she lets her well-stretched panties hang limply on her tail while she smiles and poses seductively for you, before using her tail to fling her J-scented lingerie at your face
>>63764 Just wear a fishing vest, fishing vests are: 1) socially acceptable 2) manly 3) can hold lots of shit in the pockets (like your phone, wallets, pocket sand, vibrator remote, change, lead bearings) They're perfect
>>63767 I used to wear vests for years. Back when I was 18 my classmates would sometimes call me Kiosk because I would open my pockets during breaks and pull out soda, snacks and oven pastries to eat. Back during the lockdowns I made some armor out of cheap sports and workplace protection plus weights that you wrap around your body and wore it around the house. It was uncomfortable. Nowadays between cosplay and the escalating local enrichment I'm really starting to want to buy and dress up in biker armor. But I'm conscious about having a mentally unstable look in my face and I expect to eventually snap and smack some asshole or start yelling at assholes.
>>63774 I hug Harper, caress the back of her hand with my thumb, and I buy her chocolates.
>>63775 I think you'd probably be fine in biker getup in most places. I wouldn't wear it to church or near schools or anything, but if you put patches and shit on it then people will either think you're a biker who is chilling or else you're one of the local 'enrichment' supporters and steer clear. Either outcome is a win And again, all you really need is a bucket hat to make anything look like fisherman's gear
So did V just... learn nothing from all this? Was that the intention, or was she meant to have gone through personal growth but it didn't come off that way because Liam is an autismo whose sense of empathy is completely arbitrary?
>>63782 The series got cut short. Important factors that go into making a good story like character development, world building and whatever else was sacrificed in order to wrap up the show as quickly as possible.
>>63782 I got no clue as to wether it is intentional, I think it is not, but MDs morality and suggestions of who deserves bad fates and who deserves a good end are completely fucked and retarded, makes the biggest part of its horror imo.
>>63787 He tried to cop a feel right before he sat down for class, my cousin's brother who heard it from his friend told me, everyone's been gossiping about it. True story, on Robo-God.
>>63784 >Lizzy just thinks about Doll the whole time they're together >relationship falls apart into just besties-dom because V feels emotionally cucked by a dead girl >while walking by Lizzy's place one day she hears "GH-OST CUNNILINGUS! WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO!" >followed by "Teбe oбязaтeльнo кpичaть этo кaждый paз?"
>>63793 >Anon has multiple saurian sentinels that he sends out regularly >In order to avoid scaring the drones off or alerting the general public to his machinations, he dresses them up in outfits so they look like dogs >Really big dogs >Kinda >Okay, barely >picrel >For some reason, people seem more terrified of his sentinels now?
>>63826 >Ywn have a DD with a hookah tail attachment, dressed in the slave Leia dress >Ywn be able to lounge around fatly and larp Jabba the Hutt while taking puffs from said hookah and sentencing various plushies to "the Rancor" (your Roomba) >Ywn your enemies frozen in carbonite (vacuum sealed in plastic) or run an interplanetary drug ring from your desert palace (your two level suburban home) Why even live
>>63821 Tell her that she can do whatever she wants to do with you throughout the day. 99 per cent of the time she will dress you up in all sorts of weird clothes, do all sorts of weird hairstyles, ask you to try different dishes she has invented and other things that children do with their dolls, and if she is a bit of a fetishist she might have a sex day.
In the 1 per cent of cases she will do really weird things like bite you and lick up the blood that comes out, or call in prostitutes to have an orgy. Believe me, this is the most harmless thing that can happen, so if you are not 100% sure about your drone, just buy her some new parts, drones like to feel needed and that way you will show her that you don't want to change her.
>You’re running from a Solver monster >It’s gonna kill you in like 5 seconds, because you can FEEL the heat behind it >Before it’s claws make the slightest contact with you, there’s a sudden sound of metal on metal >You then around only to find Harper standing in front of you, blocking the claws with a shield >Her usual kind expression is gone, replaced with an angry, determined glare >She gestures for you to back up, which you do >She stares down the beast before pointing her hand out to the side. Her hand swiftly transforms into a sword, and her other hand grows claws. >She slowly begins walking forward, passing by the monster as it charges at her. There’s a gout of oil that erupts from the monster as multiple cuts appear on it inexplicably. >Harper stops dead in her tracks as the beast turns around and races at her again >She tenses up before visibly swinging her sword-hand. There’s a blinding flash upon contact. The monster stops moving before it falls into two halves. >Harper still stares at it like it’s worthless garbage. She even makes sure to stomp on its core. >She slowly begins walking towards you before handing over a device. Some kind of tracking beacon for rescuers, you assume. >With that, she walks off into the city, arms at the ready… >Who knew such a kind Drone could be kind of awesome?
Kinda unrelated but Muv Luv made me want to put cute girls in a show if I ever have one, and kill them. Then have the MC have this moment where he spills his feelings at the antagonist during a duel, saying how horrible he and war is, bringing up his dead friends. The MC will cry about the dead girls, their dreams, their stolen future and how their presence made everyone happy because they were kind and cute. Then the antagonist will yell back "What is wrong with killling cute girls?!" and have an outburst on his own, criticizing the MC and anime fans in general. How they don't care about fictional or even real people unless they want to stick their dick in them. So many dead. So much anguish and loss for the survivors. Everyone in every side has his story, his hopes, his fears, his loved ones. But all the MC and the viewers care about are the ones they want to have sex with. This isn't heroism. This is using your power and being high on your own farts. This is the feeling Muv Luv left me with. The world is set on fire and people are fed into the grinder so the pretty people can have a stage to look good and have their moments in. Idk what I'll do with the protagonist, but the antagonist will persist throughout the series, being grinded and filed down until he is nothing but a grudge in human form looking for a target to attach himself to.
I recently realized that we're kinda the same. We care about N who is a cinnamon roll, we care about V who is hot and has a caring side, someone somewhere cares about Uzi probably. But man, the things they did to Doll. They killed her friends and family. They left her with such a wound that everything innocent and carefree about her died and she became a living dead inside. Imagine this tens of billions of times. Plus the terror and anguish they caused on the populations they slowly genocided. The characters in the setting deserve nothing of what happens to them, neither good nor bad. Like the other anon said it is probably unintentional but it is a pretty damn bitter philosophical pill to swallow about our universe where evidence of non-human arbitration are so rare that we have to hope, pray and believe that people will get their due after death or after the end of the world.
>>63844 >nothing but a grudge in human form looking for a target to attach himself to He sounds delightful and I'd do everything in my power to make his vendetta easier to achieve Not because I like helping him, just because it'd be funny to watch things burn
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>While Tessa’s a lot nicer than she used to be she’s not THAT nice
>>63707 >>63712 I did actually have a idea for a gag about the shadow people.
While it is nice to have Solverless Tessa move on from her trauma and be a good parent and stuff, I still think it could be interesting to have her retain some of that edge around people who aren’t family/friends.
>>63819 >But since he fought for Ukraine, he was only recorded as missing in action so as not to spoil the statistics and not to pay compensation to his family.
>>63851 She had a caring side. That's gone. V is gone. Just a vessel for nihilistic violence that knows what she's been reduced to, and what she once was.
>>63875 Blame Glitch for forcing the story to get cut down so much. And blame Liam for cutting it down so sloppily. Again: the seasons we lost, the characters we lost... it won't stop hurting.
>>63847 Muv Luv Schwarzesmarken in particular. I haven't watched the others.
>>63850 The idea is that he uses his spite for fuel so much that he ends up metaphorically subsisting on it and having to look for more. He will lose the ability to socialize, build connections, grow past his grievances, change and even his sense of time. His spite will make survive everything. He will antagonize someone, blaming him for everything wrong with his life until he kills him, and move on to the next someone.
>>63890 If you're an adult then I won't mock you for it but you're a minor then please leave. I do not want to talk sex and share porn around or with people under 18.
>>63889 Things were originally going to unfold gradually over multiple seasons, including a buildup to eldritch shit instead of it being sprung immediately.
>>63894 >I do not want to talk sex and share porn around or with people under 18 Anon... I hate to be the one to break this to you but a large portion of 4chan's(and by extension, Plus's) userbase are actual children.
>>63843 What do you mean, "could be?" That's Harper! Her presence alone makes any Chad look like an incel, because nothing in the universe can match her awesomeness!
Imagine how fucked the Disassembly Drones' oil filters are from consuming all that dirty black motor oil from worker drones instead of clean yellow colored motor oil.
>>63894 no, i’m not a minor kek, i just live a far more uhhh, sheltered life than most people and we got a lot of stuff going on right now so getting a job/moving out is not my priority atm
>>63920 N’s guts being all junked up… giving N clean fluids and some medicine to help flush out all the junk… N having much better digestive health and feeling a lot healthier after i do…
>>63920 They either found a way to completely digest(?) it, Bad bits included or it's like what junk food is for us, Sure you can eat it but you eventually get fat if you don't burn it off and since DD's spend a lot of their time running, flying and chasing stuff then they simply burn off all the bad calories(?) from ingesting unfiltered oil.
>>63911 That explains why I love you guys but sometimes I want to smack you in your goddamn mouths. People under their early 20s are insufferable to interact with. They are in this spot where they thing they are grown ups who know what's what but they haven't been fucked by life enough to know to shut up and listen.
>"NOOOOOOO-wait, what man card? Do I even have one of those? I'm a robot so technically I don't have DNA but I do have base code so does that mean-" >Uzi solvers a digitised sticker off from his back. >In a puff of smoke N's chassis defaults to the female model. >"Haha, wow. V is *not* gonna like this."
>>63875 I feel you, similiar with Alice. The same even she just has less screentime and fans, as well as her significance not exactly being shoved in your face. What makes her out went over probably 99.5% of viewers heads
>Uzi hates that she's shorter than the other kids >becomes giant centipede monster that's not just insanely long but also much taller than everyone else
>>63952 You will never be a real lolita. You have no brand, you have no cuteness, you have no fashion sense. You are a brick shithouse twisted by makeup and TaoBao into a crude mockery of nipon's perfection. All the “validation” you get is from ITAs and normalfags. Behind your back your peers mock you. Your parents are poor and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish coords in private tea parties.
>>63977 Start a new green then write that to half or quarter completion then repeat. Eventually, when you have enough half-written stuff, you'll find yourself looking through your writing folder and decide to try and finish something.
>upgrading N >making N bigger and stronger >letting N carry you around in his arms >bathing in the warmth of his core on a cold day >being completely surrounded by his arms and wings as he hugs you close
>>63972 > Uzi acquires LENGTH in order to cure her shortness > it's actually way more comfortable and way less effort to just crawl around like a worm > she is now even shorter than before
>>63986 Nori genetics kicking in. How Nori was able to spend somethingteen years as a headcrab without going completely insane from the pure body horror of being a disembodied organ with crab legs.
>>63994 >>63991 >Furiously taps the A button to jump out of the car at the right moment. >Crashes down six vent systems before landing in a room full of the same three corpses. >Smash boxes to find suspiciously numbered stacks of ammunition for the exact weapon you're holding. Boy this Murder Drones licensed game sure does play alot like Dead Space....
Could Core Nori hypothetically make herself bigger using her weird flesh creation ability? All Solver witches have one, right? So Nori should be able to increase her own size or make herself a flesh vessel
>>64000 >Oogi tries to bayonet charge you (with a stick) >"Bwanzaaaaaiiiii!" >It trips and falls and scrapes its knee. >You dab a bit of disinfectant on the cut, put a small plaster on it and kiss the boo boo better. >It only winces once but after it stops sniffling it holds your fingers appreciatively. >Oogi is grateful you entertain its games.
>>64008 Nori seems to only have telekinesis. Which Doll showed can still kill just by itself, so Lizzy would absolutely be hot for Uzi's mom, and envious of Khan for being married to a monster who could instantly kill him without any warning if she ever felt like it.
>>63998 >>63999 They can TOO run Doom, it's just because you doofuses keep trying to make your drone run HDoom! Of course they wouldn't run it, they're embarrassed!
>>64036 Tops if it's a normal person, bottoms if it's someone who by their very nature has her life in the palm of their hand and could immediately snuff it out if they so chose.
You know we've been through a lot of shit. Remember the time that Peridotfag came in and tried to turn us into his own personal army through samefagging and instructions on how to doxx? I think that was the first ever time I've seen the /trash/ mods actually step in and do something
>Fun Daily OC Facts: Harper's first boyfriend was a Sentinel....Raptor. The relationship lasted 4 minutes due to opposing views on Swiss Cheese. This is a totally true fact btw
>watching the latest USCSB kino >incident involves contractors in hazmat suits and respirators running from danger >as the credits roll, the first three notes from the Murder Drones theme play Tell me I'm not drone-brained. You hear it too, right? No Way Down: Chemical Release at Wacker Polysilicon
what kind of drunks are the drones? I bet J gets completely shitfaced and starts beating herself up and ranting over her regrets, embarrasses herself by being a total mess, passes out and has to be carried home by that one intern who she keeps harassing into drinking with her after work.
>>64101 >trapped on a submarine with Uzi >after weeks of patrol in the Pacific, her femcel stink builds to dangerous levels in the pressurized vessel >not even having N aboard (he insisted on coming with) can keep crew morale up in such an environment >the crew is forced to blow emergency ballast, rapidly forcing the submarine to the surface for fresh air >the submarine is spotted by aerial patrols and sunk by torpedo with a loss of all hands
>>64101 >This way! >This way! >This way! >Ouch... Ouch... Ouch... Ouch... Ouch... Ouch... Ouch... >One or more players disconnected shortly after the battle began. Disconnected players will be assigned a loss, but the battle will not count for players who remained connected.
>>64114 Ooooooo IJN type 91 has explosive ordinance of 213.5 to 526 Kg, would that be able to kill a DD/sufficiently damage it? And a witch? Chinese torpedoes are another matter, probably worse tho
>>64105 >alpha core >beta core >gamma core >flesh core >installing N's flesh core on your flagship >ordering N to saturation bomb Chicomoztoc >he loves doing anything >you hear his boyish giggles as antimatter explosions crack the crust of the planet, once the pride of the Hegemony, now the site of another genocide N has partaken in
>>64101 >Star Wars: The Old Republic >No matter what class or side I choose Uzi will always show up and attempt to hijack the story >Playing as an Imperial Agent is hard as Uzi constantly blows my cover just so she can attempt to speedrun >Playing as a Jedi often leads to me immediately maxxing out Dark-side Corruption due to Uzi's mere presence pissing off my character >On the otherhand, playing as a Sith ends up making me stronger due to Uzi's presence pissing them off
>>64125 I know a deer irl btw, even has anzlers, see it at least once a week. Special deer, climbs over cow encloshre and either chills with them or hunts them (playfully)
>>64120 >Doll is wearing a giant traffic cone on her head to greet "Uzi-kun" >Evidently her head was too big to properly fit under the disguise [Doll, the Mad Dog of Dromano]
>>64123 >installing flesh core N in your fridge >it's nice and cool inside for him to chill and hang out >most of the food you put in there disappears as he eats it to stave off matter-collection mode >he likes to talk to you as you sit on the couch in the living room, his voice echoing from the fridge >he will help you find ingredients when you are looking for something >when you come to get a midnight snack you often find core-N sleeping in a bowl of salad >he's safe from femcels in there- they don't do anything but order takeout
>>64133 >most of the food you put in there disappears as he eats it to stave off matter-collection mode >”why you little!” >anon beings to violently strangle N for taking he’s apple
>>64112 >yer a looong way from home there, city slicker. >aint'cha heard it's dangerous ta be out innawoods this time a'year, friend? >it's matin' season, after all. >an' this here doe's gone inta heat
>>64157 >implying the residual nanites from disassembler ass sweat aren't enough to sustain you and also slowly turn you into a disassembler from the inside out
>>64158 >Spoiler Anon....that's not how the works. WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW! NANITES ARE ACID! ACID! THEY'LL FUCKING MELT YOUR INSIDES FASTER THAN A FUDGECICLE IN MEDIUM TEMPERATURE
>>64167 ALSO NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT THEY WERE MADE TO FUCKING KILL PEOPLE, THEM KILLING DRONES IS JUST KIND OF A SIDE THING AS SHOWN BY THE FLASHBACK! WHY WOULD THE ACID NOT FUCKING HARM ORGANIC MATERIAL YOU DENSE MOTHEFUCKER! FUCK YOU!
Remembered the RPG stuff from earlier this year and had a brainwave >You and your party hobble over to the entrance of the MGeneral store. >That last fight was annoying, but you all pulled through - somehow. >Still, who would've guessed the skulls of Solvered humans were so… tough? >Not you, that's for sure.
>With the money you gained, though, you should be able to get a lot of supplies. >You grab and pull the door open, holding it ajar so Beretta, Doll, and S can go inside. >Stepping in, you see P lounging with his feet up on the counter. >He has a cigarillo in the corner of his mouth.
>“So, you goons made it back, eh? Took ya long enough, you look trashed!” >He laughs, not noticing MG stumble backwards out of the storeroom, flamethrower shutting down. >“...P, why the hell do you have your dirty clodhoppers on the counter?! And smoking inside is a no-no - you'll taint the merch! You're supposed to be helping, not being a leech!” >P’s broad grin disappears behind a cloud ABE powder from MG’s fire extinguisher. >With the cigarillo (and P) thoroughly put out, MG turns his attention to you, the customer. >“Uh… welcome to the store… I guess. Our stock is a bit restricted just now, but what can I do for you all?”
I need some medpacks and repair kits. >“A couple mangas wouldn't hurt.” >“... dronenip.” >“Немного ткани не помешало бы.”
>He frowns at each request and particularly at Doll. >“Okay, I have no idea what the lil babushka said, since I don't speak Commie. As for the rest of you… well, you can buy any of the stuff on display.” >You all look around. There's a can of WD-50, a bag of half-eaten chips, and some VERY expired milk for sale. What gives, MG? I thought you LIKED selling stuff? >He practically writhes in his trenchcoat. >“I DO! I just can't! Not while that… that THING is in the storeroom.” >A little icon pops up in the corner of your vision. [𝗤𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁 opportunity. Inquire?] What's up? >He sighs. >“It showed up a few days ago. It's this big, ugly…” >“Moth. It's a moth.” >P is fiddling with a new cigarette, attempting to light it by creating sparks with his talons.
>>64179 >Beretta snorts. >“A moth? You're scared of friggin MOTH? What are you, children?” >“они, конечно, дети в умственном плане.” Doll shakes her head.
>P cackles. >“Yeah, it's kinda sad, ain't it?” >MG’s eyes click to P. >“You slimy, pretentious celibate manwhore! You were curled into a ball trying to stop it from eating your clothes earlier!” >P grimaces and accidentally swallows his cigarette.
>“Anyway, the moth isn't a normal moth. I tried burning it and stuff but it's… well, it's really big. And fireproof. And bulletproof. I think it might under the effects of some ‘Solver magicks,’ or whatever that dingbat Cyn does.” So you're saying that you can't sell us anything until you deal with the moth- >“GIANT moth. That part’s important.” >P nods emphatically in agreement; as his hat's feather bounces around in front of S, she tries swatting at it. So until the GIANT moth is dealt with, you can't sell us anything but… this. >“Yeah.” When do you think the moth will be gone? >“Some mothballs should arrive in a month or two. I'm not going in there until then.” >P agrees. “We were kind of hoping to starve it out.” [𝗤𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁: Stop A Giant Moth or Whatever] has been added to your quest list. Complete it (or wait until the mothballs arrive) to buy items again! >Your partymates can see your frustration as you internally wrestle with whether or not to take the quest. >On one hand, it's just a moth, and you really need supplies. >On the other hand, you'd be helping MG and P, two of your least favorite people.
>Wait. You can check the quest rewards. [𝗤𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁 rewards: You can steal all the crap you want from those two living boogers and blame it on the mouth and they won't know anything.]
Tell you what, you two. What if WE took care of your bug problem? >MG looks stunned. P actually falls backwards in his seat and onto the ground. >In the process, he accidentally drops his fresh cigar down his shirt. >“You… you'll HELP?” Yeah.
>Beretta elbows you in the side. >“What gives? Why are we helping these two jackasses? They've stolen our stuff, like, a hundred times!” Trust me. >She narrows her eyes for a second before finally sighing. >“Fiiine. But you better have a good reason.”
[𝗤𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁 accepted!] >You boldly lead your party into the backroom, ready to confront the moth. Okay, you big bug, where’re you hiding? >S taps you on the shoulder and points at the ceiling. >Oh. >Oh, that’s not a giant moth. >That’s a HUGE moth. >… well, no backing down now. You guys ready? >Beretta grins. >Doll spins a handful of knives using her Solver. >S just nods.
>>64173 Considering that (as a result of animator fuckups) Uzi can canonically turn the Solver gradient in her eyes on and off, Uzi could very well be a puppet for a giant eldritch centipede here. And if Lizzy knew, she'd absolutely want to smooch that squirmy worm.
>>64121 >install Uzi core into Radiant >it gives the same bonuses a normal Alpha core does but you can hear gremlin noises coming from the ship whenever she does something or gets ordered to do something
>>64195 The Anon originally posted the same thing but without spelling mistakes, then they erased it and posted the same thing but with spelling mistakes
If J,N, V and Cyn were the children of rich assholes and Tessa was the drone. What type of relationship do you think you would they have with each other?
>>64203 assuming they all have the personalities they did at the manor >N was the one who found her and brought her in, thinks she's a sweetheart that deserves a second chance at life >V goes along with N and acts like a doting older sister to Tessa >J is mostly cold or even a bit of a bully towards her but shows she ultimately does care in subtle ways
>>64228 >pacifically It’s “specifically” you half-wit, and I don’t know what the fuck you are talking about because there’s no asking for reactions. Take your meds schizophrenic, and go back to school while you’re at it.
>>64232 Damn straight (but please don't interact with me in real life or I think my chances of ever having a high visibility career would be nuked from orbit)
>>64235 NTA but pacifically is an actual word It just doesn't work the way that he used it because it means 'mildly', and his way of voicing displeasure is anything but pacific
>>64230 Do you get hives when the waiter asks if you want soup or salad? Does your face swell up with pent up rage when the cashier asks if you want a receipt?
>>64238 And? It’s clear Mr Gatekeeper intended for a different word but is too retarded to know how to spell. >>64239 Okay, let me speak in tune with more modern slang. Fuck off you brain dead retard. Is that new enough for you, skibidi toilet sigma rizz asswipe?
>>64241 > A waiter sidles up to Anon as he reads the menu > "Have you made up your mind what you want today, sir?" > Anon's face turns red; his head spins around in two complete circles before turning into a steam whistle and letting out a blast of vapor. > "I'll come back and check in a few minutes."
>>64241 >Does your face swell up with pent up rage when the cashier asks if you want a receipt? does your dick swell up with pent up hormones when alice gives you a kiss on the lips?* FTFY
>>64248 How do you know Danon isn't the father? And then it turns out that neither of them are, and them embark on a romance together after the heartbreak
>>64240 >Same, sometimes I just sit down and hear quiet complaints before I realize she was on the couch first. Fucking kek. >ywn use Elf as a cushion Why even live...
>>64246 It’s asking “one” not “once” question you illiterate idiot. Also why are you complaining? You did the exact same thing when I asked a simple question. Don’t start when you can’t finish it buddy.
>>64097 >Uzi Utter lightweight who couldn’t hold down a drink to save her light. Gets even louder and more socially uninhibited than normal, also way friskier as poor N soon finds out.
>N Actually knows how to drink responsibly and on the occasions when he does get drunk he’s the fun warmhearted kind. Will frequently burst into fits of hysterical laughter over literally nothing.
>V Very, very weepy drunk. Alcohol (or more accurately, the drone analogue to it) makes her walls come down and she becomes extremely moody and clingy. Will frequently reminisce about her past and it’s related traumas while sobbing inarticulately
>J An actual fucking drinker, the worst of any of them and has a legitimate problem. Psycho trailer park shit. She abuses substances for the purpose of numbing herself and will drink to the point of forgetting who she is, full blackout shitfaced. Has gone on benders lasting days and sometimes crashes her system from excessive intoxication. Mostly drinks alone, her former squadmates are concerned about her health but don’t really know what to do.
>Lizzy It’s Lizzy, so you can probably already guess where this is going. She gets horny. REALLY fucking horny. And grabby. You basically have to fight her off with a metal pipe.
>Thad Doesn’t actually like to get drunk since he prefers being high on life. He only has one or two beers during parties and never gets beyond a light buzz.
>Doll Promises she won’t get all political, but goes into weird rants when she’s drunk over capitalist American pig-dogs and western imperialism even though Earth’s countries don’t even exist anymore.
>Nori Starts acting really gloomy and sentimental over how bad of a mother she feels she is and will dump her insecurities on the nearest listener at the drop of a hat. She listens to “My Immortal” on her ipod and it bums everyone out.
>Khan Alternates between being a sad drunk and constantly trying to fight whoever he can with various made-up karate moves named after different kinds of doors. Nori made him promise to stop drinking unless he has a designated wrangler.
>The Teacher That’s his secret; he’s always drunk.
>Sparky Lapped up a bottle that V dropped once, wasn’t pretty - the claw marks littering that wing of Outpost 3 serve as proof of that.
>>64255 Alice marriage lessss go~ >>64256 Deer corn for the corny deer
>>63372 >>63639 Finished this one in exactly 24 hours, needa do more more more >>63664 Thanks friend, I always prefered literal edgy design over curvy, am glad it worked well first try
>Be Oogi exterminator >Captured Bugretta from hive awhile ago and kept her in a nearby box >Oogis spend time searching for her and ask me for help >Tell them I know where Bugretta is to which the Oogi responds "Thank you humie! Humie is a good humie, Oogis lub humie!" >A bunch them jump into my oogi sack and I take them to their Bugretta >Haven't fed or pampered Bugretta in days, at this point she would eat just about anything >Dump the Oogis I find into the box and seal the lid, repeat process over and over again
>>64267 Do you even know what a spelling bee is, you retarded sack of shit? I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, you can’t even spell right, so why should you have the intelligence to know what it is?
your favorite drone becomes a clown, what are you gonna do about it? this isn't a prompt, your favorite drone is now permanently a clown and you have to deal with it. honk honk motherfucker.
> It's an unnecessarily long day at the office > You're tired and wanna play some vidya > You call E in and she bounces into the room, evidently expecting either some RAM or cuddling > "E, can you boot up some game for me? I don't care which, I just wanna game." > Her expression slowly morphs from happy to slightly irritated, but she says nothing > She just crosses her arms, sits on the ground, and boots up Halo MCC > You pull out your controller, sink back in your chair, and get ready to clown some idiots in Turkey Time [Error - insufficient dedonated wam] > Tf > "E, what's that error message mean?" > She just shrugs - you suppose of all the people who wouldn't know, she would be the foremost > "Can you boot something else?" > Half Life begins to load > This game can run on a pregnancy test, so surely it will work [ERROR - INSUFFICIENT DEDONATED WAM] > The warning is back, but in caps > Uppercase letters always feel more dangerous than lowercase > You quickly shoot a message to your internal company chats to inquire what this means > Not the official Slack - that'd be gay as hell; you message the unofficial (and therefore superior) chat group > A few people you've tagged with nicknames begin typing and post responses BEERGUY69 - hav u tried turning it off n on again TESS - can I plz come play death match JERKFACE - why am I still in this chat, remove me and get back to work, you degenerate COOMERRT3 - dds use ram for irritation cycles broski, make out with her and your game will run like the oil through her panties, check check? > You thank everyone for their responses (except JERKFACE, you put a vomit emoji on his) and turn back to E > She's staring at you, still a little miffed but also hopeful > "... Uh... You wanna cuddle?" > A grin erupts onto her face and she jumps into your lap > As you stroke her back, you figure this is probably fine too
>>64277 Do it. Stick your toothpick size penis into the hole of a hive. Hopefully it kills you so nobody has to deal with your irritating existence anymore.
>>64285 You started it with your whiny bullshit. Guess what faggot, the world doesn’t revolve around you or your interests. Can’t believe mommy or daddy never told you that and a stranger on the internet had too.
>>64295 Exterminator and Oogi eating has been a thing since Oogis first started, just dont be freaky or sadistic with it and youll be fine. the best exterminator greens are the ones where the Hive wins anyways
>>64307 KEK >Anon gets B pregnant >isnt ready to be a dad >Tells Jane to check on B >B cheats on Anon with Jane >Jane kills B >Anon not only doesnt have to be a father, gets rid of his cheating wife, and gets Jane >tfw he tells get pregnant 400 times while fugging Jane
>>64309 I like to think Jane doesnt even purposely kill B (she never did because Jane loves B) she just randomly implodes out of nowhere after awhile spending time with Jane, you could lock them in a room, blink, and suddenly youre left with a very sad Jane and a blood stain on the floor
>>64328 What’s wrong with Laborers just being a little pudgy-looking and stronger then the average Laborer? She can pick up things a taller and older Laborer can’t!
>>64101 >Terminator: Resistance >Uzi constantly talking about how she hopes the Terminators get me >Also her getting worried sick when I take too much damage
>>64163 >>64197 >>64253 The Sentinel ladies favorite alcohol >Harper likes a Pina Colada, albeit light on the rum but not exactly virgin >Huntress drinks Malort from the bottle >Avre likes a good Glenmorangie. >Intoner likes sparkling, preferably berry flavored from a can >Ivory drinks an extremely old bottle of Jack right from the bottle >K and E don't drink (Unless E is in non-Nun mode, in which case Cabernet Wine) >Elf has a tiny sip of Kombucha