/md/ - Murder Drones

Based smileanon

>Make an attempt to bond with B at the bar over mutual trauma
>Your drinking sessions have become sort of unstructured therapy
>After hearing about her past (or at least what of it she remembers), you taking a deep chug from your mug and slam it down on the bar
Y’know, I've had my fair share of trauma too. More recent than yours, but probably about the same magnitude.
>She looks over inquisitively, her tired eyes intrigued.
>“Oh? What?”
My dad died to some thug in a botched holdup.
>B covers her mouth in shock.
>“Oh, I'm so sorry to hear-”
>You shake your head.
No, that isn't what haunts me. I appreciate it, but… well, it's just that it was THIS gun that he died to.
>You place the weapon, which you tried out of the killer's cold, dead hands after years of hunting, in front of B.

>It's a Hi Point 9mm.
>With the $100 bill finish on it. That's what capped your old man.

>B stares for a moment.
>”Is that a Hi Point?”
>You take another deep pull of your beer to fortify you.
Yep.
>”… Let me buy you something a bit stronger than beer… and direct H to dispose of this… thing. My treat.”

sex with masochist N when he’s mentally well, he’s just having fun and teasing you to be rough with him

sex with masochist N while he’s mentally unwell, he starts going a bit too far and spiraling, trying to get you to hurt him more and more, even biting and clawing you to try to make you mad and more aggressive, because he believes he deserves it, eventually it ends in him *forcing* your hand to strangle him while he cries

>>64325
I was about to make one Friend, sorry for being late, it is quite late and I'm eepy.

>>64349 (me)
Oh! I was late by a long shot seeing the times.

>>64338
>John would have loved B.
Explain.

>>64357
Same here, I really want to hear his reasoning

>>64312
Disgusting
Tessa should be drawn like the noseless big headed inhuman freak she is.

>>64325
Why is N still awake?

>>64364
And why does Khan have hair?

>>64354
what fucking garbage– OBVIOUSLY she'd be a jar of Vegemite

>>64364
Presumably meant to symbolize how N is the Solver's favorite plaything. Although if any one character were to be the most "awake" it'd probably be J, really, since she's the only one that was actually fully aware of everything the whole time (V didn't know that Tessa was dead or what the Solver truly was or that it was something separate from the drone Cyn).

>>64371
B is the type of person you couldnt trust in a grocery store.
Its why I think War!Jane and Her are such a nice fit. Jane (at this time) is usually portrayed as cold, distant, and objective focused. Meanwhile B is just happy to still be alive.
She would spend 80% of the time playing with a Cart and making Vroom Car sounds, 10% bringing new items to Jane that she found and telling her how cool they are before being told to go put it back, and 10% crashing into shit with the before mentioned cart.

>spartan drone:D

I like that B has giant cow tits
god I wish I was Jane

>>64375
you’ll never be a woman

>>64378
>>64382
just kiss already

>>64386
Canon B height btw

>>64387
I like her hairstyles

>>64386
That can also work with a human female and a male worker drone

>>64392
I love your mother

>>64394
I loved your father last night

>>64392
Who's me?

>>64396
you, I like you

>>64262
It's awesome, anon!

>>64342
>Sobbing because N is already essentially raping you.
>Your tears both anger and excite N even more.

How long will it take before N does something irreparable?

>>64399
>Then Lizzy wakes up

>>64401
>She meet uncle Samsonite
>Watching from the closet

American anons, what day of the week is it for you now?

>>64405
*POOPING INTENSIFIES*

>>64409
yippee

Thank you, Writefriend, for the new uploads greentext on Booru.

>>64409
Literally good ending.

>>64293
is such a thing allowed, let alone possible?
do we dare dream so big?

> worker Elf feeling less anxious around humans when her big counterpart is with her

>>64409
>actual good ending
vvvvghhhh.... what could have been...

>>64405
>No loaf greens
>Posts loaf anyway

>>64406
I may disliked oogies, but I HATE those other pathetic things even more, ooige by default! is the winner

>>64412
In one of the greentexts about oogi J, after the genocide of oogis in her house, contemplates becoming a desensitiser, and I really like the look of that.

Well written and very good art, anon.

>>64418
>Missing "to" and an "a"
Why am I such a god forsaken alzheimers patient?

>>64409
>>64410
>>64413
>>64415
Even if Cyn was stopped before Earth was destroyed it would really have only delayed the inevitable since we see that humanity is clearly negligent and careless in disposing of drones, and the Solver would've gotten in through another one sooner or later. Unless a full Butlerian Jihad was enacted or the Solver was somehow permanently killed at the source, shit's kind of fucked in every scenario for humans in MD's universe.

Porple.

>>64405
Oogies, kill this thing

>>64422
Humanity can learn from bitter experiences. The flag in the image is different from the flag on Tessa's spacesuit, so I can assume humanity survived, partially recovered, and hit the drones.

>>64412
I want to fuck the woman

>>64423
yippee

>>64428
This artfag has to stop making so many fuckable smelly women

>>64427
>Uzi slaps ur nuts
hawt

>>64433
>it is the year 20XX
>artfag has produced over 5000 pictures of smelly lanky women
>the need for real women has ceased completely, everyone goons to one of several stinky femcels
>several activist groups have protested and begged for men to fuck real women again, some even trying to become depressed and stop showering
>comments from the men have said it’s “not the same” and “where Jane” before they goon to Cthulhu anon sitting on their face as Crow anon holds them down

>>64433
skill issue, not anymore’s issue except for you

>>64438
Ehhhh I prefer my Cthulhu anon mostly human with a couple tentacles replacing her hair and sticking out of a couple of places.
Did get an idea
>Cthulhu anon is shaking
>she looks like she’s about to puke, her hair tentacles are swinging around violently
>you get close her her and rub her back
>she pukes but nothing liquid comes out, except some drool, slime, and a couple of tentacles out of her mouth in a way that reminds of the real Cthulhu’s familiar face shape
>she’s gagging and gasping, you don’t know what to do, the tentacles swinging around out of her mouth
>you try to calm her down before doing the only thing that comes to mind
>just, push me back in. Your hand is in her mouth as you push the tentacles back
>this some how works and she seems to have calmed down, you can’t feel the tentacles wrapping around your fingers anymore or squirming in there, e only thing you feel is Cthulhu anons familiar warm tongue between you fingers licking
>she already has your body in a lock, her hands around your waist, and a couple tentacles holding you firm in place
>you’re not leaving this bed for some time

My motivation has returned almost completely and I have fully figured out a direction for my character, time to get to writing

>>64400
i said masochist N, anon, not sadist N

>>64442
what purple gremlin pussy does to a mf

>>64444
Stone the Human and his beloved squadmate Granny

>>64433
>>64435
>>64437
I hate stinkfags.

>>64440
Yay, we get to see the whole family!

>>64447
Me too

>>64433
Because of this artfag, humanity will die out sooner or later because no man will ever want to fuck a human woman again.

>>62806
Wonder when that anons gonna appear again

>>64450
I mean he draw human womens

>>64453
A 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 human woman.

>>64438
Doesn’t look stinky enough

>>64357
I was just going to make a bad joke about John having a "certified titty boy" shirt in his closet, but
>>64371 is right. He needs a human who can remind him that being human isn't 100% suffering.

>Halfway through the Solver War, Stone decided to finally get his hands on an issue sword, despite already having a pistol at his hip.
>But he repeats that this is absolutely a necessary weapon to have after "The Incident"
>What was the incident, you may ask?
>Well... Not every Disassembly Drone was hellbent exclusively on murder, some had their minds in other nefarious places.

>>64414
Having two Elf's in close proximity to each other could trigger a resonance cascade event. Always remember to wear an H.E.V suit before attempting an Elf sandwich.

>>64458
Which is worse: being killed by a disassembly drone or being raped by a disassembly drone?

Being loved by a disassembly drone.

>>64460
Probably being raped, since they're going to be flash-dehydrating you instead of just playing with your guts a lil

>>64430
>N leans on the dog part of his explanation too much
>Nerd is now self-conscious over his lack of a knot
If I'm cursed with this thought then so are you.

>>64463
> its a male DD

>>64466
That means they're flash-dehydrating you and playing with your guts a lil'

>>64469
best of both worlds

>>64464
kek

>>64464
i feel like this doesn't really work, because couldn't he just like get one if he really wanted to?
such is the power of modularity.

>>64472
Lucky son of a bitch.

Goodnight, anon

>>64475
BADnight

>>64475
Goodnight, American anon.

>>64474
Be honest
femjamie or femN

>>64476
Fuck you, we're dueling now.

>>64473
You really think the pocket-sized turbo-autist is going to be brave enough to walk into the adapter store and ask them where they keep the knotted ones?

>>64367
Kek

I am going to make out with femdrone

>>64483
You will not survive

>>64484
That's fine, at least I'll die happy

>>64483
F.

>>64483
Not me, I’d just leave

>>64483
The stink won't ever wash off you.

Should the MD RPG have permadeath, something like the Lisa games (crippling, etc), or just revive party members after each fight? I figure that for drones with Solver there are obvious workarounds, but for WDs and humans not so much

>>64490
Keep it light-hearted and fun
being grimlame as Lisa wont make it more enjoyable

>>64490
I would make it so that when a WD dies, you can simply transfer his core into another body, thus "resurrecting" him. A full game mechanic could be created with finding the right body, character reactions and how it affects the WD himself so that death becomes an important part of the game and not just an annoying factor.

With humans, death could have been made final. Completely. That is, you basically die and that's it. This would further differentiate humans from drones, emphasise the differences between races and make human characters more meaningful to players.

>>64490
I feel like having it be Lisa would just kinda be annoying more than anything

>>64480
he can steal Ns info and order it online, it'll be fiiiiiiine

>>64474
don't call Connie that

>>64362
> Elfangelion

>>64409
thought the flag was khazakstan

Has anyone made any screencaps of Lucky and Chiappa greentexts for me to upload on the booru? I'd make the screencaps myself but they always end up with lower quality than the source picture and I don't wanna upload blurry stuff to the booru.

>>64501
If you're on Firefox, right click and select take screenshot
That works well

>>64502
Im on chrome.

Consolation sex with Yvonne. Trying to find some refuge from this cruel joke of a world in eachother's arms.

>>64497
>Gets cucked by her own faggot of a son

>>64503
Cool. I'm on acid.

Connie x Boyzi.....

>>64507
Boyzi is a faggot and he would only fuck his stepdad

>>64508
Going by this logic, that would mean Uzi is a lesbian and would fuck her step-mother

>>64509
But Uzi's stepmom is J.

>>64439
She doesn't need tentacles, her hair already functions like that
>Making out with Cthuluanon
>Her hair is wrapped around your head and torso, actively keeping you close as she shoves her tongue down your throat
>Lower yourself and slowly take off her dirty panties, revealing her certified rainforest pussy
>Start eating out the smelly neet
>Her pubes wrap around your head as she squirms aggressively and cums

You know life has gotten bad when you sometimes wish you were an Oogi

>>64510
Khan has expensive taste.

>>64512
I pity you, anon.

>>64503
go to firefox
chrome is shit
plus, firefox has AdBlock

Beat Lizzy up

>>64517
>t. Rachel

>>64518
Rachel probably did nothing wrong if V and Lizzy hated her

stop posting about among us but it's in reverse and subtitled
6 seconds in
Does someone have the pic of E as Amogus?

>>64519
Knowing V and Lizzy, I can safely say that anyone who hates them is a perfectly adequate person.

Need a design for Rachel now
Maybe she's based enough that Doll didn't kill her
or wasn't even close to being prom candidate ever anyways

>>64524
E-SUS

>>64388
They objectively didn't

Rachel is actually more evil than The Solver, when Uzi walks past Rachel in the hallway, Cyn shivers

Who the fuck is Rachel?

>>64531
How the fuck do you not know? Fucking fake fan, go watch the show. Rachel is literally the most important and evil character in the whole series

>>64531
Remember the drone who served OJ instead of Pimms? That's her.

>>64530
they couldn’t handle the neutron style that is rachel

Harper is sad. What do you do?

>>64491
>>64493
Fair enough. Of all the stuff I've played, I just thought some of the mechanics fit thematically. I certainly agree there shouldn't be any story parallels, though.
>>64492
That's a good point too. It'd be interesting to try and implement, although I think for the sake of expediency it might be better to just stick to drones be generally unkillable while humans are (usually) but also have certain perks to make the trade-off worthwhile.

It'd also be interesting to try and figure out locations that would work for it. Copper-9 wasteland, space and CFL are obvious choices, but they might get stale over time in anything longer than a couple hour playthrough.
I think you could either approach biome variance into ways - either different types of snow hellscapes (so frozen oceans, glaciers, icebound canyons, defunct outposts with monorails still running, etc) or just bs some reason to visit other places (like jungles, beaches, deserts, the usual fare).

>>64535
Hug her. Rub circles on her back.
And if she needs space? Then that's fine. She can take all the time she needs.

>>64535
>Giving her Hugging and uppies her till she feels better
>then cyn pop out of my skin like balloon and mock her for being weak little drone who couldn't protect anyone

>>64541
already man, hold him down, I’m gonna cough on cyn

>>64535
Who

>>64535
Nothing because I don't like Harper

You think J ever dresses up like Tessa and pretends to be her?

>>64535
First I'll find out why she's sad.

If it's nothing serious, I will go to her, hold her hands and ask her to dance "Cossack" with me, because dancing is a great way to cheer up.

If it's something serious, I'll leave her alone, but before tell her that if she needs help, she can come to me anytime, I'm always ready to help her.

>>64545
J wore her underwear, 100 per cent.

>>64462
I love hags

>>64545
no but at one point when she was having a total breakdown she made a life size Tessa doll out of whatever she could scrounge together and started talking to it like they were still in the manor. she stopped after Cyn made it move around, crying and screaming in Tessa's voice about how J killed her and her soul was still in agony

>>64519
>>64522
But Thad and N hate Rachel too.

>>64472
Best Aussie janitor

I wish I had a femanon here right now. The things I would do to her. I would get her wet. With. My. Hose. Mmm....I would even put my thumb in front of the opening for extra pressure. Do you like that? I do. I would run my hands all over her body. Even behind the ears and between the toes. Her earthly scent would go down the drain and be replaced with the smell of Dettol. Baby, I'll never make you cry. It'll be you, me, and Johnson & Johnson No More Tears. Then I'll take her to bed for a struggle session. Unless she is a good girl and waits calmly for me to get rid of all the knots in her hair. Then I'd use a toy on her. My straightening iron. After all that she would be finally ready. I would kiss her. On the forehead. And cover her with clean bedsheets. I would turn off the lights but leave her a little angel-shaped night light in case she is afraid of the dark.
I am sad and I think I require the non-sexual touch of a woman.

>>64552
Anon....are you okay?

LIAM YOU STUPID NIGGER

>>64552
Anon, if there's a femanon, there's bound to be a femdrone nearby, and I guarantee you she won't stop at touch alone.

>>64555
First time, huh?

>>64557
Mm
Still what a way to mess up, I wouldn't have come up with MD in the first place but with such a set up how could he mess up like that argh

>>64550
N is a faagot, thad is jealous of Rachel coolest

>>64560
Noice!

>>64558
Combination of Glitch not giving him enough episodes to flesh anything out (no Season 1 for him, the whole core plot had to be done in one season) and his autism.

>>64565
I'd probably still try to cuddle her, despite the obvious warning signs. good art.

>>64567
Totally, I unironically believe a human wouldn't have to fear being killed by her if he doesn't try anything stupid

The Sentinel ladies favorite alcohol
>Harper likes a cold Pina Colada, albeit light on the rum but not exactly virgin
>Huntress drinks Liquid Death
>Avre likes a good Glenmorangie.
>Intoner likes sparkling, preferably berry flavored from a can
>Ivory drinks an extremely old bottle of Jack right from the bottle
>K and E don't drink (Unless E is in non-Nun mode, in which case Cabernet Wine)
>Elf has a tiny sip of Kombucha

>>64568
ehhh, idunno about that. she was considered a failed experiment by the humans she knew, and they let Nori bully her. she might just see you as another threat

>>64570
I’m gonna bully alice’s womb

>>64570
> and they let Nori bully her
Source?

>>64572
My source is that I made it the F@#& up

>>64575
this tells us absolutely fucking nothing, alice is bashing her head on her own free will

>>64575
>whenever nori starts flexing
>yeva tries to kill herself, before realising dying hurts
>alice bashings her own head a against the wall

>>64579
Wrong - she'd try to get TherapyAnon into the reverse bunny costume
The codpiece would be performing a task akin to Atlas holding up the skies

>>64577
you have to be joking.

>>64581
no anon, YOU are the joke

>>64582
because I can make basic inferences?

>>64583
your more basic than porridge, if alice had a purple solver symbol behind her head, I’d believe your dumbass proof

>>64585
so did yeva stab herself in the eye, too? there's not a solver symbol around her, either.

>>64554
No. And I think it is permanent.

>>64575
Yeva was physically distorted. Alice was mentally distorted. Also she isn't wearing gloves. I hadn't noticed the others wear them until recently.

>>64588
wouldn't Alice be displaying aggressive tendencies rather than suicidal ones, then? if there's one thing we know about Alice, it's that she's a survivor.

>>64588
yeva is wearing gloves as well, seems like alice hates gloves

>>64358
God I wish that were me...

>>64593
>no argument
I accept your concession

>>64501
If you have a link to the post(s) I can see to getting them capped later today

>>64595
Those straps must be stronger than Hercules

>>64589
NTA
She definitely is, and judging from Uzi biting her she seems either very tough or used to 'pain', tho her resistance may at least in part have to do with being a zombiedrone and having gone through God knows how many injuries and deaths in CFL.
It isn't obvious entirely, but I believe it's meant that Nori is at least jnfluencing Alice in the testing room, willing or not. Fits too well with Alice's grudge to be coincidence, and Alice only knew things from her view, she'd totally hold everything AS related against Nori.
The reason she's bein harmed in that pic, by herself or Nori is absolutely AS related, maybe Nori messed with her mind (smth Uzi did later on with Braiden for fun btw), maybe Alice had some AS interaction (tho that'd be an entirely new kind of AS relation and thus may be far fetched) herself. In any case she wasn't in a good place there mentally.

>>64596
>no argument
I accept your ass, prepare your anus

>>64588
>>64591
Didn't notice she didn't have them in the labs already, but fits since gloves get in the way when working precisely/get dirty(whatever they are made of is harder to clean than smooth plastic)

>>64570
Nah, maybe, who knows. She didn't hurt 'Tessa' and Uzi tho, that's good precedence.

>>64599
Notice how she doesn't just have her head slammed against the wall. She's smearing oil all over the walls. Wouldn't be surprised if all the Solver stuff there was also done by her.

>>64602(me)
Meaning Uzi before Uzi decided to bite her index finger tip off while she was distracted

>>64603
Was absolutely done by her, Yeva is too inactively traumatized, Alice is absolutely very actively tweaking. She got a lot of oil tho, to still work after that much being lost. Very fertile droen