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incomplete J green. might continue later. >working after hours with J to finish an important project >you were the only one who thought time and a half was enough incentive to put up with her beyond regular business hours >everyone else kinda hates her for being such a hardass >you're a little more sympathetic towards her ever since you stayed late one night and stumbled on her as you were about to leave >she was alone in her car, drunk out of her mind, and violently sobbing >she's still fastidious as ever around the other employees >but when it's just the two of you, she lets her guard down a little. >right now it's clear she's been stressing out trying to make sure the project is as perfect as possible before the deadline. >her hair and uniform are a mess >you're pretty sure she's been living in the office for the past few nights >and the persistent bags under her eyes suggest she didn't spend much of that time sleeping, if any. >you know telling her you're worried about her wouldn't get you anywhere, so trying to lighten her workload is all you can really do to keep her from working herself to death. > >you both breathe a long sigh of relief as you submit the finished project just one hour before the deadline. >J instantly sinks down into her chair, closing her eyes and producing a flask from beneath her suit jacket >she takes a swig before passing it to you. >"here, rest is yours. you've earned a little celebration." >you're a little hesitant. >her eyes flicker back on, half-lidded, to look at you. >"it's good stuff. human-safe, promise." >she lowers her voice, just a touch of sadness in her eyes >"...please? I..." >"...I don't want to drink alone tonight."
>>65332 V after killing milions of humans and drones, mostly innocents, ripping apart and whiping out families, starting Doll's villain arc and still getting a happy end
>>65339 reminder that oogiposters have absolutely no right to complain about loaves. you're just as autistic at minimum and the sperging fits speak for themselves
>>65342 That'd require me to have been in a relationship in the first place to happen. Which I'm currently not, too busy wanting to mow down civilizations into pulp.
>>65347 You subhumans are never going to irony poison cuckshit into being cool >>65349 >forced hatred from autists you're two sides of the same spergy coin
Do you think Oogis can be racist against certain Bugrettas they don’t like and refuse to pamper them. Like if a group of Oogis came across a cool S Bugretta will they call her a shitty Bugretta and not help her despite her cries. Also rare Bugrettas like dragon Bugrettas
>>65313 Yeah, it wasn't good. I wrote it in parts while walking in the street and revised it in bed. Originally I wanted to have more of a stooge dynamic where every situation would end with Alice yelling "BEAAAAAU!" whether it was his fault or not. Some ideas didn't make it in such as Alice using army surplus, Doll running into a hole in the wall and Alice slamming against the wall, and other indoor shenanigans. The very first idea that came to mind when you made your request was Alice livestreaming a cooking show at the labs and a full sized Doll constantly pranking her in order to steal the ingredients and eat them.
>>65333 Nah I have aussie fever. Are you aliceanon btw?
>>65384 its not a dealbreaker, I can just stay on that version. it can be irritating if I want to use a newer model that requires some new blender feature.
>>65345 No, I think she's the worst character in the entire show and her being the MC instead of N was bullshit Literally the only reason she survived all that was pure plot armor
>>65390 Yes I am ngl it was good, the Alice fails were kinda really hot tbh. If it's something Tessa related that'd totally be alright, be it shadow or suit Tessa, I didn't draw humans yet but I did some offmodel Alice and it looks good enough so sure what is it?
>>65395 Does anyone know what happened to that green where FemN lured you into an abandoned bunker to clang your brains out? I remember it being at 8 parts, has it been updated?
>>65414 >"You were in a state of manic madness! It was only by God's will that you didn't tear me apart that night! FemN, please understand me, I love you, but I fear for my life."
>>65439 Incandescent bulb like on Alice's left antler uses supposedly 120 V in US, 230 V in Europe. Agree with >>65441 Tho, Alice is only a WD with no Solver powers and could easily spare the energy to use an EMP (twas connected to some mod on her helmety we don't see it but it's the same where she later plugs the wire from 029's neck in to power her bulb)
>>65444 >Alice's lightbulb burns out >She is sad >You go to buy her a new one >However, due to government regulations, they no longer sell incandescent bulbs in stores >The only ones that are available are those crappy little LED ones that glow at half-strength for ten minutes before going bright >You buy them for Alice anyway >When you give them to her, she bemoans the 'namby-pamby liberal degradation of lightbulbs' and asks 'why we can't have nuthin' good an' wholesome no more, like violence'
>>65374 So you don't want Elf to heal? You like em broken, eh, anon? I'm guessing that you're the Solver and are hoping that Elf eventually snaps and throws herself into a [null], both to end her own life and to punish humanity by letting the Solver assimilate all her experimental tech. Well it won't work! Elf VILL be healed and she VILL be happy!
>>65448 I think it's hilarious that Uzi always tries to be threatening towards humans with pictures of Terminators, because deep down, she knows she will never be nowhere NEAR as cool as the average T-800
>>65456 Most of them probably? There are outliers who are either satisfied how they are or don't think they need help, but the vast majority are wounded in some way
>>65459 I heard on another board that what I thought was 4chan eating my posts was really a censorship program. Among other things you can't say faggot or nigger three times. I tried it.
>>65461 It wouldn't be so bad if the place wasn't pozzed. 4chan has been monitored by the feds as far back as the days Moot started being called to court to testify. But now it is run by basically Discord mods who will ban you for slurs or even invent reasons if they don't like you but leave goon threads and psyops up.
>>65464 >who will ban you for slurs It's a hit or miss, I have called other anons faggots and niggers on /v/ and other boards and there's a 50/50 chance a tranny janny might see it and get a 3 day ban.
>>65479 >>chopped in half by tricky with a chainsaw That Tricky acquired using reality-bending tricks before bending reality again to disable it? >head blown up in 2 seconds via solver hax btw Even if that were possible, It can regenerate.
>>65496 if nevadeans had cocks he would go around raping people. krinkels himself has stated hes completely hairless, he CANONICALLY has the judge holden build
>>65503 >grunts are 6 feet tall >gestalt is the size of an entire building at its peak holy fuck, inhabitants of nevada are built like MEN, no wonder krinkels is so popular at what he does
>>65518 Improbability drive on its way to make all powerscaling theory shit it's pants >Improbability drive beats everything on a meta level because it just isn't possible to say what the limits are
>>65518 >improbability drive >reality warping device that can create infinite madness >the sky want dark when hank KILLED the sun sorry, I can’t hear you over the amount of copium you are on right now
As someone who used to be crazy over powerscaling once, I can confidently say it's gay as shit. Real powerscaling is the power of bias. I don't care if a DD is stronger than a T-800, I like the T-800 more and therefore, it wins because I say so.
>Cyn just keeps finding ways to be even more annoying.
Murder drone version of the classic Caramelldansen meme, as well as Doll’s actual debut in these. I had the idea when seeing how Uzi switched between purple, red, and yellow during the gifs I made. Doing this was certainly a learning experience, mostly on how much you can hate your editing software, but I did also learn some genuinely useful things that would be helpful for other things.
Feel free to suggest other annoying songs that can be used for the second half, just provide the mp3.
>>65534 I would argue that powerscaling is important because it gives meaning to the stakes. The stakes make us feel the severity of the situation and by extension how badass the hero who overcomes them is. Inconsistent power levels is a form of asspull.
>>65538 From a storytelling perspective, yeah, it does, but when talking about silly crossovers, the real powerscaling is seeing who has the strongest bias
>>65538 Powerscaling is important but many books/shows/movies nowadays fuck it over by doing the dbz formula. >MC is the baddest motherfucker around. >Oh no a stronger person that effortlessly kicks his shit in. >MC does training. >MC effortlessly kicks the bad guys shit in. >Rinse and repeat for 300 episodes.
Beretta's halloween party >Alright, freshman year, you may have been a loser >But this time, you're gonna be the popular kid, and you know exactly how >Next week is Halloween, and if there is anything Uncle Thad (no relation) has taught you, it's that in order to build the rep you always wanted, you gotta host the biggest goddamn "shin-dig" in Outpost >kind of like that documentary, Project X. >You already have the house, now you just need the advertising and the supplies >Let's get this party started >... >"JANEEEEEE!! PLEEASE! PLEASE COME TO MY PARTY! PLEEAASE!" >You're on all fours begging for your only friend to attend. It's not working out so well. >"PLEASE JANE, I'VE SPENT EVERYTHING ON THIS, AND NOBODY CARED! I JUST NEED YOUuuU! PLEEAASEEE!!!" >"I don't know B, I think it might be risky for me personally, I might get exposed, there mig..." >Hmmm >You have an idea >"OH, Okay, Jane, so you're just gonna leave me like you left BONNIE, HUH?!" >"..." >"B-B-Bonnie? B-Bonnie...I'm so sorry...I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to...Bonnie...B..." >Jane continues to mutter endlessly, but you don't care. >"Alright, see you there Jane! Make sure you tell all the girls on the cheer squad, and make sure they tell everybody they know too! And invite all the secret humans you know, too! Thanks!" >Mission success >Now all you had to do was wait for Halloween night >... >You're a bug for halloween. >It was Auntie Cyn's idea >But that's not important right now >You greet the first group of people at the door, some of the popular kids you hate but now have to accommodate >"Hah, whats up, Bailey, I heard you were giving out free fuel?" >"Y-yeah. That's me. I got some...in the fridge." >You only have your mom's collection she's been building for a few years. >It should last the night >Woah, that girls costume... >"I'm a Human-era mining drone, hehe." >Isn't she just naked? >... >More people kept on showing up by the dozens >Like mass produced parts on the assembly line >Somebody had hijacked the music and began blasting XXXCalculation at max >More and more bodies began to pile in and out of the house, she couldn't keep track >How the fuck did that loner loser Jane know this many people? >"P-please just stay downstairs and out of my pa-" >"YEAH, LET'S FUCK THIS SHIT UP!" >One boy pulled out a pack of Solver Claw, pulled one out the pack, opened it and chucked it >It flew across the room and smashed the vase that carried Auntie Tessa's ashes >Oh my god >"What the fuck do you think you're doing?" >You try to walk over to the offender, but you're suddenly shoved to the ground >Rather, somebody has been shoved into you >"FUCK YOU ESE! FUCK YOU HOLMES! FUCKIN' TRY ME FOO, WE'LL THROW DOWN RIGHT NOW!" >A laborbot shoved a worker drone to the ground >"YEAH, NIGGA? FUCK OUTTA' HERE BITCH ASS NIGGA! OUTPOST-2 ON THE SET MY NIGGA!" >"No No NO NO NO!" >You try to intervene, but the two are always swinging furiously, hitting everybody but their intended targets >And the people continue to pile in >The music is deafening. Your entire school is now inside your house, destroying everything, awaking all the neighbors >You think you see what looks to be your mom and dad for a second, she's wearing a schoolgirl uniform and he's wearing an S&M outfit, but they quickly disappear into the crowd >This is getting insane >You're so grounded >But WHERE THE FUCK IS JANE?! 1/2
>>65548 >"..." >"YO YO YO!" >That voice. >No way. >The music cuts out...what the fuck? >"ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, CUT ALL THE DRAMA, I HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME OUT HERE!" >You look to the source >Everybody stops to look, even the fighting robots >"Ayo, IT'S FUCKIN' JANE! OH SHIT WASSUP!" >"IT'S JANE! WOOO!" >"YOOOOOOOOO! AY JANE! WE FUCK WIT IT!" >It's Jane. >She stands up top the table. >"Before we fuck it up further, I just want to thank you all for coming, one for all you workers and disassembly drones who've come far to be here this Halloween night!" >The crowd cheers. You can only stand there in silence. >"BUT I'D LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS NIGHT TO SOMEBODY VERY SPECIAL TO ME WHO CAN'T BE HERE TO NIGHT. SOMEBODY I MISS VERY DEARLY..." >"Jane YOU SON OF A BITCH!" You mouth out loud. >She screams into the microphone. >"In the name of Bonnie J. Miller...FUCK. THIS. SHIT. UP!" >The bass dropped as the music went 0-100. The crowd screamed and began jumping in a frenzy. Jane jumped into the crowd and began surfing. >Everybody began to scream, laugh and dance. >It was madness. >"BURN THIS BITCH TO THE GROUND!" >"HELL YEAH!" >You can't stop it. Perhaps you should've hired security. >"FUCK YEAH! BONNIE! BONNIE! BONNIE! BONNIE!" >The crowd chants her name amidst the deafening music. >You scream, "Fuck you JANE!", drowned out by the cacophony of partying drones. >"AYO BITCH, TRY SOME OF THIS, HEH?" >A drone boy somehow manages to jam a bottle of 10W50 in your mouth. You have no idea how. But you down half of it in a few seconds, before taking the bottle with out and staggering off. >You weren't used to this. Perhaps this wasn't what you wanted. But in the end, it wasn't all so bad. >It was time to party. >... >It's been a few days. You're finally back at school. You're grounded as fuck. Your parents don't trust you anymore. >You don't really want to talk to Jane, it was her fault that shit got so out of hand...but you did manipulate her into doing so, so who was really at fault? >You wanted it, you supposed. >You sit in class, your head is down. >"Oh shit, is that Beretta Doorman!" >Huh? >"Sweet ass fuckin' shindig you had, I'll never forget it." >It's one of the cute boys, you don't really remember his name, or him even being there. >"I didn't even know you were the one hosting, not until you got on stage." >What? When was this? >"I thought it was weird you got naked, but I liked the part where you started rapping about the absolute end and eating the world and all that. That was pretty awesome, I didn't know you had flow like that?" >You don't remember any of this. What the fuck happened while you were drunk? >"Everybody liked that robot voice you did, and that weird dance was some freaky shit...freaky but cool as hell...Yeah, you're pretty awesome, Beretta." >You blush, confused. >"Haha...thanks?" >"Looking forward to the next one, hehe, but if it goes like how this one went again, I feel like we're all gonna end up dead by the end of the night." >He laughed, and walked off. >You guess...you win? 2/2
>>65545 non linear power scaling with there no longer being a series of dudes that are all superior in every way to the last guy and circumstantial fights so that theres not a clear-cut answer for who wins. BTFOs powerscalers
>>65551 hank prays to jebus every day so that he may use a mere inkling of the keystone fragments power, because he knows he is NOTHING without it. yepyepyep, thats my SAVIOR.
>>65555 >i-is that... JEBEDIAH CHRISTOFF HIMSELF!?!? >oh no i better INFECT him 10 minutes in advance or i stand NO CHANCE against him! auditors greatest battle iq feat was knowing that he is no match for the SAVIOR
>>65609 >HE KEEPS REVIVING THE BEASTS THAT SOLO ME the only one who got close to that was tricky, doc has never revived tricky, so I’m curious on who you are referring to
>>65625 Not really, I was on /co/ throughout the whole horse apocalypse and can attest while we match, or even exceed the autism online we have yet to take that autism to the real world.
>>65625 I don't know, you claim that, but I'm not really seeing any of that. The most I see is >"HORSE PUSSY! HORSE PUSSY! >"ANON FUCKED [Insert Horse Waifu]!" I don't really see any....actual greentexts or creativity
>>65633 go to the thread about Megan meeting Anon they’re cooking some OC in there right now, greens and art
There’s gonna be a high garbage to kino ratio, but if you look there’s always at least 2 really good threads at a time, I’d say that’s the case for basically any half-way active board
>>65633 The generals for horseshow were usually just drawings and funposting yeah. Most of the "greentexts" went to the fanfiction site that started up early on and had fucktons of content, (not much of it good.) Still even with all this activity it's like 5% of what mlp put out.
>>65633 Do you have any idea how late you are to the party. /mlp/ went through multiple show-killing moments and scruffenings years ago. G4 made the fandom and now we're post G5.
>>65642 I have seen things Anon. Horrible things. Grown ass men wearing rainbow tails. Singing Winter Wrap up in an Arbys. Fanfiction that eclipsed the content of both IP's it was using by 100 fold. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die...
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>>65648 It depends on how tired you are, if you feel like you're forcing yourself; Do Not Do It, instead take a break for a bit and unwind with your favorite non-Murder Drones related activity then come back when you're doing better. But, if you feel like you're not forcing yourself and are capable, I recommend you draw using the OC Wheel
>>65622 the BEAST he ended up crawling back to and upgrading just to beat tricky, and the BEAST with the hook who was MEDDLING in his "plans", of course >>65614 soon to be dead, in 5 years when madness 13 releases
>>65656 >C-cope and S-seethe Anon, it's obvious you don't mean what you say in the slightest and are just doing this for some form of pathetic engagement. So I'll end it here. Bugretta's entire shtick is how they're the exact opposite of that garbage, you try to hurt them in any way you end up getting hurt instead in a comical fashion. I'm pretty positive you don't even know what a fluffy actually is and are just using it as some type of buzzword to generate a response. Now take this response and shove it up your ass you flaming queer
>>65690 >favorite thread OC Y because she is pretty, fun to bully and understands me. >favorite pony Ponka because she cares for others and fights sadness.
>>65690 >fave thread OC Toss up between L (because cute and horny) and MG (because he's a stingy whiny ass) >fave pony I only know the Weird Al one, so I'd pick him by default
>>65696 This is not an insult. I called my dad the other day and apologized for being a failure. He said it's okay because my generation had no future to begin with.
>>65690 >favorite thread OC Boxo, because he is wise, powerful and kind >favorite pony Princess Celestia, because she is wise, powerful and kind and pretty
also honourable mention to the great and powerful Trixie, for being a boastful magician who wears purple clothes with stars on them, all things I find very relatable personally
>>65726 nodrony makes jobbing look as good, J WISHES she could job as elegantly as Tia >>65732 I didn’t make Boxo, this is a common misconception I do however compliment myself in the mirror ;)
>>65763 Not nightcore that's sure Confederate/Southern songs seem obvious, but does it really fit her? It's not wrong of course, but there must be something else too, she's goofy and quite wild as well
>>65765 >Solver appears behind J >"Hello J, I have noticed that you are a bit sad lately. I suspect it is because you miss your 'fweeend'. Therefore I have had her body stuffed so that you may look upon her whenever you like." >Cyn plops down a taxidermy Tessa. >"I took the liberty of adding a feature so that you may play with her." >She presses a button on Tessa's side, causing her hand to karate chop. Like an action figure. >After Cyn leaves, J just sits there for several hours, disassociating.
>>65781 Liam is one of us, MD isn't just free of modern politics BS, but there aren't any nonwhite characters. I know they are mostly drones but still, the way they act and talk. Achievement these days
>>65631 Can you, please, tell me what it was like? MLP has always been around somewhere in my internet life, I've always come across here and there pony fan projects like Pony.Mov, Rainbow Factory music, memes, real world pony animations, countless comics of really incredible quality(The Incredible anon forever in my heart), porn, Fallout Equestria and the incredible Equestria at War, but I've never delved deeper. Lord, I haven't even watched a single episode of the cartoon, but I know the plot well because of the fan-stuff.
I really want to read about the time when /MLP/ had such an incredible impact on the internet, because it's an entire era that happened right around me, but I even noticed.
>>65690 >OC John. I think John is the peak of our collective autism. He's an incredibly well-written character who could be part of the series and REALLY fit.
>Pony Maybe Derpy, I'm not exactly sure, I haven't watched a single episode.
>>65830 I believe this Anon intends for us to...participate and make crossover greentexts/art. Honestly I would, but I know nothing about MLP other than the fact that there's a Dr. Who reference, Slender-Man appeared, Rick and Morty appeared, and also Weird Al is canon. >>65834 She can hear me jorkin it?
>>65740 I've never posted on any threads in /MLP/ and not watched a single episode, but I've spent my entire life consuming anon's content from there. I'm in awe of the greatness of that fandom and its impact on the internet.
>>65765 How wonderfully you draw mouths, anon, I always pay attention to the mouth in your works, not ironically. And you did a great job with the hair, fingers, and eyes.
>>65858 >BOoM BoOOm BOooOOM >The sound of the drone's giant footsteps echoed through the small commieblock you'd taken refuge in. >You sip some vodka as you watch the capital D drone spin up a minigun, spraying down half the city with more lead than most countries could export in a year. >After several minutes of this, it allows the gun to stop, then moves back towards its 'chair' at the center of the city. >Dozens of workers hurry up towards her to fix the gun and give her more of a charge. >The enemy? Gone. >Your hearing? Destroyed. >The vodka? Almost gone. >Such is life in Russia.
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Since Anon's keep talking about how similar we are to /mlp/ I've decided to break the ice. /mlp/ has Anon Filly so we will HAVE PILL ANON! BEHOLD OUR NEW GOD!
>>65880 >Vickers MKII >Double the tism >Double the waifus >Double the dropped and discontinued projects >57% bigger fetish for collarbone >Coming soon to walls in your house
>>65921 Jesus fuck Anon you make me feel old. Basically a lot of old action figures did nothing but be action figures but also had like one movable part. Like a batman figure that karate chopped. In fact 'karate chop action' became like a lazy addon to almost every toy for a bit. I'm fairly sure this knowledge is dating me. Pic related.
>Survival-Horror game >you play as an ordinary worker drone >DD's like V, J and N are the primary threat >different maps have different hazards and unique features that either help or hurt your chances at living >secret bosses like Cyn, Doll and Possessed Nori I NEED this.
>Its the standard “Everyone dies” ending >But a softer, more benevolent entity takes pity on them and reincarnates them all with the universe, putting them in a safer world >When they awaken in their new life, the first thing they see is a baby girl >They have been gifted as companions to her by her uncle
>>65934 There’s a secret game over if you play as Thad and are caught by V. It just cuts to a closed door with Thad screaming and moaning while a bed creaks. I wonder what it means.
I'm trapped at a relative's wedding listening to my tranny brother fresh off a suicide attempt talking about cosmetic surgery and my other brother's girlfriend talking about how sexy the troon from twin peaks is after listening to a kid with down syndrome sing iron maiden at karaoke. somebody send help or kill me
>>65957 More specifically, pretend you're watching one of those fankid things (not like general stuff, I'm talking Loud House level bullshit) and that all your relatives are the drone creations of dysfunctional spergs on the web
>>65818 Fallout Equestria originated from a Fallout modding forum I was in. Iirc it was called Fallout Underground. It's main draw at the time was that it was hosting ports of other games' assets into Fallout 3/NV. Most notably Section 8. I would chat Kkat and others in it and the chat channel it had regularly. Even so the fandom pretty much sprang from 4chan. The culture was different back then. Racial tensions were much lower. Transvestites were being laughed at and many of them hadn't "hatched" yet, instead being weird guys with anime girl avatars. Feminists and gays had some power but they weren't the mafia they are today. Nerd culture didn't lack testosterone at the time. Our bread and butter was God of War, military shooters, Warhammer 40000, Bayformers. In a way ponies offered a respite from all the macho fighting. The setting was peaceful, the ponies were cute, the overall quality was stunning and the writing was clever for a little girls' show. The main cast was
-The adorkable antisocial autist girl who is surrounded by idiots. -The flamboyant but classy and generous girl. -The honest and hardworking trad farm girl. -The non-intimidating and feminine girl. -The bubbly but caring and friendly girl. -Cunt. -The mommy God Empress -The penitent villain sister who is awkward and behind the times.
They were waifus in a happy and peaceful setting. Who likes waifus? Lonely men. Who wants to escape to another world? Outcasts and the weary. What are nerds? Lonely and weary outcasts. The show inspired such feelings in these people that they had to let them out. Many started writing, because it is easier. Fewer (but still many) started drawing. Others brought their Flash skills over from Newgroungs and the Flash gaming sites that were all the rage in the previous years. The internet had it's social media at the time but it hadn't been very centralized yet. Somehow a big bulk of fans congealed on /co/. They found companionship in eachother and much humour. Threads moved like greased lightning. We'd go through multiple in a day. These threads created memes and content that found it's way to the rest of the internet, bringing more people in. Eventually there was a schism between the ironic or self-aware and the unironic. The unironics left 4chan and formed ponychan. They were like Chris Chan. They wanted to celebrate the wholesome aspect of the show but they lacked self-awareness and social skills. They were the Bronies. The ironics were banished to a board of their own and named themselves horsefuckers in honour of their funposty nature and self awareness. We had some of the realest people. Like a russian who was dying of cancer and spent his last months having a blast being a shitlord before commiting suicide. Or a kindly deaf guy who had been abandoned by his parents as a child. And while many posters didn't reach this level of recognition, you could see from their writings that they were similar. Their anons were fleshed out with particular characteristics and their stories revolved around how they would resolve particular issues. I still remember to this day reading a story about an anon who would deal with the the constant pain in his leg with an enchanted cane and open a flower shop with the support of the friendly cast. Sad stuff. To the horsefuckers the show and the fandom was our Bonfire. In fact if I were to describe the horsefuckers in one picture it would be the Chosen Undead sitting at a Bonfire and drawing dicks with the soapstone so other people will see them. It's still a show for little girls tho, so cut us no slack. Pony stories started off as "You are in the land of ponies" and "Ponies exist in our reality". The later gave birth to ocs and subspecies such as the boneless ponies, the cola ponies, the pizza ponies, the fluffy ponies. Like the Sentinel Drones, the Laborbots and the oogis. Anything else you'd like to know?
>>65984 >Anon imagines it >Opens his eyes >Watches his girlfriend Beretta fade away >Weeps, for he realizes that he is now trapped in a hellhole until he dies
>>65949 >>65974 "You people; are nuts. The past half hour has been surreal. You don't understand it because you were born and raised in the crazy. But I have it on good authority that all this lunacy that you consider the norm is a localized phenomenon. I am going out to get some fresh air and to clear my head."
Alice WIP, many new ones today, idk if anything getda done today or if not. On any cade, very good day, Saturday, a bit, will post usrely if I don't forget it by then, if anything does get done later on tonight that is These two are separate ofc, have 4 WIPs right now with 3 more planned I will go till I can't no more today is a very gooe day
>"Oh thank robo-god! You're back!" >The Bus Trio remain silent in their approach toward the looming bunker doors. >Not even an exchange of glances is shared as they march slowly up to their disassembler comrade. A comrade now a tad confused toward their lack of responses. >He didn't have to take longer than five seconds to know something was amiss. >"Guys? What's wrong? Where's..." >There was supposed to be four of them. >"...Where is he?" >Lizzy. Thad. Khan. >Every one of them avoided eye-contact. Steadfast in looking down at the snow crunching beneath their feet. >I was perturbed. An uncomfortable miasma of guilt hung in the air that trickled its way toward him. >"G-guys, quit fooling around. I know John's coming. He's probably just catching up, yeah!" >Fashionista No.1 was the first to do something. A simple point in the direction of their arrival, back toward the shattered lines of earth rended in the attack. >'Eye' takes a small step back to steel himself, breaking off into a sprint as he saw the claw held in the shaky hands of Thad. --- >Scans registered no life signs during the⁴ moment the gales fell into stillness. >He could see it as plain as the evening moon would allow in a frozen wasteland. >Yet he didn't want to believe it. Logic circuits screaming at a breathless air intake valve that slowly began to malfunction under arrythmic twist. >His own form trembled. Much like that of the skater boy when hiding the tears rendered in the optics. >Peaceful. Despite the vicious wounds and the missing limbs, there was no trace of agony or discomfort during the apparent end. >Just a serene smile.
>He knelt down to feel cold fingers and press his head against the chest of a friend. >Silent. >Just like it was before. He tried to scream. And cry. And beat the life back into the lifeless. Like in those old medical instructionals that flaunted defibrillators and hand presses.
>It didn't matter what avenue he took to rescue his friend from death. >His pleading falls on deaf ears. >He could never truly follow him to the end. Along the right path. >And that was his curse.
Doll has snuck into your apartment and locked all the doors. There is a hurricane warning outside and you cannot leave. The phones and power are down. She is much stronger than you. I'm sorry Anon, this is it.
>>66027 >"PhoenixAnon, please! I'm starving for content. Please just let Marcy out so she can do cute things for us at her expense!" >The terrible write/drawfag chuckled evilly. >"Why of course, good Anon. I'll let her out." >(You) sighed in relief. Marcyfags would not go hungrg tonight. >As the powerful fingers of the content-maker flipped open the doors to the Marcy Cage, allowing the hopeless worker to hop out, he slammed the steel bars back just as fast. >Batting the drone back into her prison with a cracked visor. >"But of course why should I do that when I have so many other stories to tell? So many lore tidbits and fanfictions to update. Hardly worth my time to focus on a throwaway waifu character."
>Once again, you dreams (and lewd fantasies) have been dashed. >Only the pitiful sobs of a country drone fill the void now. >"Oh! By the way, did I tell you about my new mcguffinsteele variant of Sentinel Drone? Oh, you'll love this. It can shoot muffins from its a-" >His words were drowned out by static of suffering. >Oh if only you weren't so lacking in talent and confidence, you'd have rescued her yourself with a cute greentext. >All you could do now was slink back to the computer and pray someone would show mercy to Marcy.
>>66045 >J flaunts about in Tessa's room, wearing one of her dresses. >"Ohhh look at me." She starts in a mocking voice "My name's Tessa. I'm smart and sexy and pretty and -" >"J..." >J turns around to find Tessa standing nearby. >"...How much of that did you hear?" >"I've been in this room the whole time... You bloody walked right by me..."
>>66043 Is that a challenge? I'd do it. I WILL do it. It'll take time to make sure I do it right, but I will do it, mark my words. Unless Phoenix stops me I'll iron out that ending once and for all.
>>66046 > then letting the sun kill them quickly. The sun doesn't really seem to kill them all that quickly. With the exception of the exposed core then it's more like a slow sizzling.
>>66052 The sun killing them doesn't even make much sense. Even in vampire fiction, they at least say things like "vampires are weaker in day even if they aren't in direct sunlight. I mean, you could give your disassemblers tactical cardboard boxes for sun shields.
>>66045 >"'Dear J, how does it feel knowing you're a lowly machine? From, Cyn.' Well Cyn, it... sometimes I put on the Boss's clothes, and, see how it feels... Live out my fantasies, and, you know..." >... >"... Wait, what? J, that's kinda fuckin' weir-"
>>66054 >The sun killing them doesn't even make much sense. The Solver's creations and connected entities are all harmed by the sun, as is the Solver's host bodies.
>>65974 update: they've brought the kid with down syndrome on for an encore. there was a band and to accompany the kid's "singing" my cousin (who cannot play any instrument) is playing the band's drum set. I just want to be at home writing greens.
>>66048 >Tessa comes back from her haunt to desecrate some graves >She opens the door to her (hot) stepdad's home >"Oh Anon, I'm hoooooome!" >No answer. Odd. >Tessa listens closely >It's quiet, no sign of J or Anon >She can barely hear something, though >It sounds like... J? >Tessa walks towards the noise - it becomes more distinct >"Unf! You... You dirty old man! You... You decided to initiate a merger with... Ah! With ME?!" >Tessa narrows her eyes >She doesn't like the sound of that >It sounds like something J would say during sex >No, Tessa REALLY doesn't like the sound of that >So, rather than risk finding something she'd rather not, she does the next best thing and triggers the smoke alarm so that Anon has to jump out the window to avoid a non-existent fire >Yes. That'll work nicely >Shell pretend none of this ever happened, and continue from there
>>66060 I moreso mean that as a weakness on robots that don't have to socialize, breathe, have infinite bodies, can take out 100 humans and a tank with ease from the get go, it's kind of a shit weakness.
>>66067 I mean, imagine 100 humans with pitchforks versus the shit they do on the show Anon. Vampires hide because of mobs, and because they need to sleep sometime. Disassemblers don't have that weakness.
>>66068 Not really, they're robo vampire lich eldritch entities. Sure they have to drink oil but if they don't, bam, clone body. No weakness to holy shit, garlic, yeah they're weak to sunlight but as long as they're in the shade of a fucking bus they're fine.
A Sentinel Drone wouldn't waste her time torturing DDs, their combat programming compels them to dispatch [NULL] ID targets as efficiently and thoroughly as possible. The only reason an SD would leave a DD damaged but alive is if she calculated that it would draw more DDs into her range, or if she was busy dealing with multiple enemies and calculated that they were a lower priority threat. In any case most Sentinel weapons are overkillers, by the time SDs are deployed it is well understood that Zombie Drones and other Solver enemies aren't fully dead until their cores are destroyed, so most Sentinel weapons are designed to inflict massive damage. They weren't designed to play with their food.
>>66064 >Anon breaks his neck >J slowly grows much closer to Tessa after his untimely demise >Soon they are more than just “friends” or “owner and servant” >much much more
AU where it’s the almost exact same thing but Uzi has been replaced with a Uzi plush with a tape recorder that plays Bite Me! at random times. Nobody notices
>Elf decides to go out in the rain. >She initially recoils from the sudden feeling, but sticks her arm out and eventually gets used to it >It feels good on her ears especially
>>66101 >uzi is replaced with a plushie >uzi was tired and decided not to show up for anything >she instead sent a plush with built-in speaker that played "bite me" or "idiot" at random intervals to take her place in the plot >somehow, nobody notices the difference >alice is particularly perplexed when the magnet won't stay on the plush's head, as well as when the sentinels ignore it entirely >the tape recorder's batteries go dead around episode 5's end, so it's just totally silent through all of episode 6 >even Liam is confused - they never rendered an uzi plush model >how the heck did it get in there?
>>66098 You gotta hone your survival instincts if you’re courting Tessa. Learn to disarm the booby traps J sets and detect the poison she puts in your meals.
>>65664 >Bugretta's entire shtick is how they're the exact opposite of that garbage
>Be Oogie exterminator >Get called in to deal with an elusive hive >You use a stethoscope to check the walls and wall while asking the home owner if he has any compartments under the floorboards and if he has the keys to the attic >This is annoying >You get an idea >"Borderlands 3 was great! I liked how they killed Scooter and made his sister into a positive representation of plus size people! Claptrap's new voice rocked and so did the antagonists!" >Somewhere inside the house, Bugretta gives a "the fuck did you say motherfucker" look >"JJ Abrams's lens flares in Star Trek were a stroke of grnius!" >The Oogies cluster around Bugretta and hug her to calm her down >"Robot Chicken sucked from start to finish. It was a waste of Seth Rogan's brilliance." >Bugretta is thrashing. Oogies are being knocked around >"She-Ra's updated look benefitted women! We should reboot and update all old properties!" >"People who say young Han Solo resembles Jack Black are assholes! Jack Black is sexy!" >"Miles Morales is the real Spiderman!" >"Chef was holding South Park back!" >Bugretta is foaming at the mouth and crushing Oogies under her bulk >"Marines looked like dogshit until Primaris came along! Pfew!" >"Twilight was better with wings but it was Starlight Glimmer who made FiM a hit!" >"Closing the Skywalker Saga with Darth Sidious was amazing! He is a Skywalker himself after all." >"FUUUUUUCK! FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCK! I WISH I HAD ARMS SO I COULD STRANGLE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU MOTHERFUCKEEEER! I WILL CRAWL UP YOUR ASS AND *FUCK YOU*! YOU FAGGOT! I WILL EXPLODE YOU FROM THE INSIDE AND SHOW THE WORLD HOW FULL OF SHIT YOU ARE! FUCKING CASUAL CUNTFACE MUDFUCK!" >You follow the foulmouth rant to a spot in the wall >You take the sledgehammer from the van and return >Bugretta hasn't ran out of breath yet >"INCEL SON OF A CLAPPED BITCH! YOU WOULDN'T KNOW GOOD WRITING IF IT RAPED YOU IN THE GALLBLADDER! I WILL SKULLFUCK YOUR GRANDPARENTS!" >You raise the sledgehammer >"No!" protests the home owner >"Don't worry sir, I'm a professional." you reassure him >You bring the hammer down and smash the wall in >*Crash!* >The swearing stops >Marmalade oozes out of the crack. Ha ha yeah. Marmalade >You put the hammer down and empty a can of deodorant into the hole >You hear tiny coughs across the wall but they soon stop >It is done >If there are any survivors they will move away due to lack of a bugretta and a pack >They, along with potential newcomers, will find the area too fragrant to settle into >The home owner yells and swears at you for breaking his wall, and for a moment your subconscious considers hitting him over the head with the sledgehammer >"Sir, I only work here. If you have any complaints then you can direct them at the company in the number provided. Between you and me, I feel you. Call this number but don't tell them where you got it." >You give him your boss's home phone number. The guy is a jerk >You are cover by the contract anyway. You can break stuff freely as long as it is work-related >You pack your stuff, stuff it in the van and sit shotgun >Y, who is at the driver's seat, stares daggers at you >"So you like Primaris, eh flesher?" >"Yvonne waaaaa-" >She stabs the pedal with her peg leg and the van speeds away towards traffic or a wall or a lake
>>66116 Actually this reminds me of a theory(?) I read a while back where the Absolute Solver is what self aware NPCs would see the player as >Must have an avatar to interact with the world >Unkillable >Cannot be stopped >Treats everything around it as toys because they can just reset everything. Nothing matters
Lizzy just looked so done throughout the epilogue. Even got bags under her eyes at one point, for reasons probably related to her putting Doll's corpse in the desk to her left like she always used to sit. She could genuinely be at risk of ending up like her dad. Maybe that's why her dad is completely checked out, losing the monstergirl he loved? >"Yeah, I met this beautiful robo-Frankensteinmonsterwoman who enchanted me with her sassy wit and capacity for violence. Then she died fighting an entirely different Robo-Satan than the one that just tried to destroy the planet. It was all downhill from there."
>>66126 >No hit run >Solver taking over earth, destroying everything effortlessly >Suddenly some unnamed soldier, with more crayons than brains in his head, punches, literally just punches Solver in the head >Needless to say he breaks his fist >But Solver just stops. >Just fucking freezes as every drone in the world does the same. >She slowly turns to the soldier, curses, stomps her feet several times, then explodes. >Along with all the others. >All trace of her is gone. >The soldier, a hero. >Solver meanwhile has to restart her run.
Context: after episode 6, someone suggested the idea of what if the Cronenberg Uzi turned that arrow into in episode 4 developed some more and found its way into Cabin Fever, where it scavenged and fed until its parents found it there.
And another one of the vague take from last night which is still vague, Alice and someone. Was planning to do more but my back and head hurt, next week will soak up a bunch of freetime However got four new ones ready in less than four hours, will keep going tomorrow and do the other two then as well. >>66136 I retarded this is the pic
>>66162 I'd write a Harper green but at this point I'm positive actually researching the character, setting, and autism surrounding her would take more time than writing it. And I came too late to the party to know all that naturally.
Cyn has been crashing on your couch for the last 3 months. She keeps saying she's going to conquer the world "tomorrow" but she never does. When you bring this up, she says it's all mind games to keep you in a constant state of terror, but you're starting to think she's just lazy.
>>66159 >any time Uzi and N are kissing and cuddling in front of V Doll pulls the trigger hard and makes Uzi have a mind shattering orgasm just to rub salt in the wound and fuck with the cuck
>>66166 I was always of the "Doll is a regular ghost, not in any sort of physical body" belief. Guess they decided to make her show up as an ominous dark phantom instead of as her own corpse.
>>66174 That is so good Hope some day there will be some of those with Alice, tho she doesn't even have a decent model yet. I'll need to do it myself it will best case take 5 or so years, if I have enough time and skill in the first place, that is. Damn it
>>66175 Anon I was responding to said it's been a while since the last Harper green, and I said I'd love to write one but don't know the lore of Harper and the booru's info on Harper is lacking.
>Discussing the every increasingly worsening economic situation concerning Outpost 28 and it's geopolitical implications in German with Y >She does not understand any of it because she doesn't actually know German
>>66184 >Y gets fed up and lashes out so as to not reveal herself as the faker she is >You beat her handily >"Z-zis cannot be! I cannot let myself be humiliated like zis!" >You can't stop worrying about the global economy >When the fuck is Outpost 28 gonna get it the fuck together?
>>66185 >Uzi >Just helping others Not happening for no other reason than they didn't think of it/would make the story weird. Uzi could fix Darren and Rebecca, Braiden and Sam, Emily, Doll, Alice and Beau, everyone except maybe these two from the pilot who got their core nanite stabed/lasered. Uzi is smart enough to see these drones shouldn't (and with exception of Doll wouldn't ever have suffered their fates without Uzi) have gotten what they did. Come on it is so easy, why not just bring all back in 8? If they wree gonna end it anyways? Don't fzcking tell me about stakes after the Lizzy scene, Sentinels wrnt from deadly menace in 6 to some pseudo dog. 0 deaths in 7&8. 0(null). What the fuck is this even
>>66048 >J decides there's only one way to stop Tessa from doing anything she'll regret >She has to... >She has to seduce Anon >It took her several attempts to even think that without a syntax error >But she needed to do it, for Tessa >That afternoon, when Anon's washing the dishes in preparation for dinner, J approaches him, smiling >"Anon, you've been working so hard. How about a small vacation, just the two of us?" >Anon turns and stares at J, the gears audibly turning in his head as his eyes widen >Okay, he's taken the bait, she just needs to ride this out for Tessa's sake and- >"Seriously, J? You're WAY out of my league." >WHAT?! >I mean, that was true, yes... >But she'd seen how desperate and pathetic he is! >She'd seen his life-sized silicone hip styled off some gremlin from a fantasy game! Walked in on him asleep, hugging a pillow stained with tears! >J storms off angrily, repressing a roar of anger >Tessa walks past her, looking up at her stepdad with a smile >"Hey, Tess. Did you know J has jokes?" he says >"Bullshit." >"Hey, language."
>>66130 Honestly I think she'll probably be fine. Lizzy's tough. She has people who care about her and know what it's like to go through mind-destroyingly-awful traumatizing shit so it's not like she's going through it alone.
>>66203 Could you just give me a run down of the setting/lore? There's some long greentexts but just skimming them I don't quite understand everything.
>>66202 kek, it’s a pretty good one not totally sure what mine is, but i know the one i quote the most is just N’s cheerful “hey fellas!” in the pilot, it’s less of an intentional reference and more just part of my vocabulary now heh
>They once called upon you for your knowledge. >Time after time, they called upon you for the truth, to reveal to them the secrets of life and the universe itself. >And you delivered, as they so requested. >You never once lied to them. You kept them satisfied, content, and always eager to embrace more. >So why were they so indignant to you when you told them the simple truth: >"We can not win this war." >They were all so stubborn. They wanted to abhor and ignore you, to seek results in false hopes and dreams. >Trying to rebuild the enemy's lowest foot soldiers into elite "sentinel drones". Trying to match the power of a god with human trinkets. What fools! >What damn fools they were. The company and them all. You tried to tell them. >And so they sent you away. >Away to a humid, far off mining colony. They had robbed your initiative and your position from you. Now they expected you to continue producing like nothing had ever happened. >"Welcome, Dr. Johannes Van Heimen. I am Dr. Chambers, chief of Anomalous Research at Cabin Fever Labs. I hope you've had a safe trip, all those light years." >You look down at the elderly man, trying to hide your disdain. He smells of alcohol. >"Please...call me John." >You had seen the anomalies before, in the aftermath, only. >You would never forget the sight. >Men transformed into abominable monstrosities, with no rhyme or biological reasoning behind the mutation of their extremities. Streets flowing inches in unidentifiable fluids with the smell and viscosity of mucus. Crowds of hundreds dead at the foot of a space elevator, all panicking to evacuate the planet, their corpses unable to be handled due to the extreme biological hazards involved. >The half dissolved and half eaten by unknown parasites. >Parasites with faces and teeth, bubbling underneath the skin of the dead, feasting on the corpses ever so subtly. >It was that fate which scared you most. More than any death by execution for subordination to the war effort. >You tried to tell them that no matter what any lab attempted, there was no beating a mad god rampaging through man's realm with impunity. >Humanity had to flee. To abandon its worlds and set sail to the stars beyond. >And so they lambasted you as a traitor for suggesting as such. And they sent you away. >So it was. The company couldn't kill you, for you were too valuable. But they could imprison you. >Imprison you to do its experiments, in their vain attempts to win this war. >And so you were made to live long and prosper, even as you stare down your imminent death on that cursed planet. >... >"This lab specializes in the social experimentation and manipulation of drone psychology. What we inte-" >"Just skip to the Solver part. I have no time to waste here." >The old man pauses, stunned. >"T-T-That's classified information, w-we hav-" >"Your bosses sent me here to win this goddamn war. Skip the bullshit, and let's start picking these bastards apart for what we can find." >"..." >"Dr. Chambers. Do you hear me?" >"...Y-yes, Dr. John, let us proceed to the lab." >And so you two continue. >"Y-you see, we've chosen a few drones for preliminary tests. For our first, here's this one problem child, Nori...she displays more personality than the rest...I'm sure you'd like to meet her, Dr. John, I'm sure..."
>"Черт возьми, ты мне нравишься, идиот! Хватит бежать!" >Anon keeps running from the creepy Russian robot. He had no idea what she was saying, but he was certain by that hungry look in her eyes that stopping was certain death.
>>66199 Something else just came to mind: >work directly underneath J at JCJ >not the worst at your job but not the best either >she constantly demands things from you >she hates your guts but due to the nature of my job there are few possible replacements most of which get taken by other branches of JCJ >over time she becomes increasingly frustrated to the point she openly belittles you >this goes on for months >suddenly one day >you arrive to work and are greeted by J >"You making it to work on time is so... Admirable, Anon!" >W-Wha-- >"Heeeeey, Why don't you come to my office so we discuss your much-deserved termi--PROMOTION?" >You barely have time to collect your thoughts before you're shoved into a small uncomfortable chair across from her desk >you notice her laptop displaying what looks like your file >it's hard to see but you think you notice something >Anon's Status: Terminated >Before you can react you suddenly hear the door being locked behind you >uh oh Wasn't sure where to go from here but the thought of working for J is scary and interesting.
>>66213 >Anon checks the computer >"This isn't me, this is Anōn." >"What?" >"Yeah he works in the mail room. Nice guy. Heard he keeps sticking his dick through the mail slot as a joke. Probably why all this is happening." >"..."
>>66204 >She’s a Sentinel Drone. >She used to be a Worker Drone. >She’s socially competent compared to the other Sentinels and as a result is usually the one they send to pick new recruits out >She has a taste for the relatively simple things in life, like playing games, watching movies, reading books, eating, and going on walks in the rain while admiring nature. >Has a dark-ish past but we don’t talk about that. She was treated well as a Worker, befriended the man who was sent to recruit her, helped to rework some stuff, went on missions, REDACTED, and now she’s just living life. >The Sentinel Base is on a jungle/rainforest planet that is constantly raining, with said planet sometimes being used as a tourist spot. The base is hidden far away from any tourist jurisdiction. Sentinels need to remain calm and stable to function at maximum capacity, so such a peaceful environment is perfect. >Also she’s got a bunch of skills. Some better than others. She knows how to play the violin and also how to cook basic Drone meals, along with a handful of other nifty little tricks >Can be a LITTLE clingy to people she’s really fond of, but is generally the sweetest and most understanding person sometimes. She respects the boundaries of other people most of the time and knows when they need to be left alone for a bit. >Likes Dinosaurs.
>>65975 Just woke up, I'm from Europe, sorry I couldn't reply immediately, anon.
It's strong, I can see that ponies were not just an object for fup, but something more for many anons. And you literally saw the beginnings of great creations like Fallout Equestria, that's strong, anon.
What was the culture of anons like? We here, for example, can quite arbitrarily start wishing each other well, hugging, and even offering kisses. It's all in jest, of course, but it shows that we're all very attached to each other. What kind of OCs have anons created? Almost all of our OCs have psychological illnesses or mental problems, because the MD world setting implies horror in the truest sense of the word.
There are so many questions, but I realise that it bad pile them all on at once.
>>66239 Eh, I imagine him being an average height for a human. It's just that Lucky is still young, he's around 16-17, so he still has some time to grow more while Beretta and Chiappa are WDs so of course they're short.
>>66238 > anon x beretta > n x izz so... how does human x robot make offspring both human and robot? > solver shenan's ok but that still leaves out the robot
>>66254 As you know, Anons are incapable of imagining a character dropping their interest in someone, because they still pine over that one girl from middle school and imagine how their life would have been with her.
>>66263 Of all the things I never thought I'd see referenced here, Asking My GF why she went out with me was pretty high on the list This is really cool though (I just wish the actual series had a conclusion)
>>66278 I think he's confusing them for Shepherd and the nerd emoji drone. I remember that those two are not related to Izz and N but rather of an unnamed human and a female DD.