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(artwork by the other femanon) look ma i made a thread! some halloween themed prompts: >how would your favorite character/OC fare in a haunted house? >what are they dressing up as for halloween? >do they scare, or do they get scared? >will they go trick-or-treating (and if so, with who)? or will they give out candy? >are they most excited for halloween, or do they wanna hurry up and get to Christmas season? da booru: https://dronebooru.co/
>Fun Daily HoDR facts: The NSA (National Sentinel Agency) browses the web for suspicious activity. There’s probably one in this thread right now. Don’t worry, you’ll be fine as long as you don’t post anything advocating for human-on-human relationships.
>>56353 >>how would your favorite character/OC fare in a haunted house? Won't be scared at all, she'll find the whole experience funny and probably laugh at the cheap scares.
>>56353 >how would your favorite character fare in a haunted house Post-Yeva Doll would probably just have an incredibly bored expression the whole time, whereas when Yeva is still alive, Doll would probably overreact and have fun with it >how would your favorite OC fare in a haunted house Negev would BE the Haunted House
>>56353 >how would your favorite character/OC fare in a haunted house? >Y (Duh) She'd feign absolute confidence, walk in like she wasn't scared shitless from just being there and probably nearly faint at the first jump scare. >what are they dressing up as for halloween? A Sister of Battle/Inquisitor, that or (for something more conventional) >>56371 >will they go trick-or-treating (and if so, with who)? or will they give out candy? Yes, she will drag her entire squad with her much to their annoyance (Besides Theta who would be positively delighted) >are they most excited for halloween, or do they wanna hurry up and get to Christmas season? She loves Halloween
Hey you reading this from the Western Hemisphere Go to sleep. It’s already late, but a little rest won’t hurt you. Not like the thread is gonna run away or something while you’re sleeping.
>>56384 no, every night i have to make my brother’s pasta and play whatever game he wants before i can go to bed right now he’s stalling and won’t let me do it yet (this happens a lot)
>>56381 Going to sleep this early would just fuck my sleep schedule up entirely. I'd rather sleep oddly late but get a full night's instead of waking up at 4 AM and doing whatever for a few hours before going back to sleep. I'm already dumb, poor sleep habits really can't take much more from me.
>>56388 >no, every night i have to make my brother’s pasta and play whatever game he wants before i can go to bed that’s, uh, an interesting sibling dynamic. idk how old your brother is but if my older bro told me to do that before I could go to sleep i’d beat the shit out of him lol.
>>56406 >What if it's a grown man who eats 3 pounds of unseasoned macaroni noodles every night before playing a round of Fortnite and falling asleep? He'd be very based.
What the "uppies" mean? While I am reading greentext I come with "uppies" some time, I tried use translator and google, but nowhere wrote what it's mean.
Sentinel Elf takes long walks in the rain. She also cuddles with Hound in the rain because she sympathizes with his trauma and she just wants to be there for him
>Adopting a young N from an orphanage after his parents were arrested for abuse! >Taking N home in a silent car ride since he’s shy and scared of you because of what happened to him! >Slowly building a bond with N over the months until he fully trusts you as a guardian figure! >Bringing N to school for the first time and reassuring him that you’ll come back for him after class ends! >N telling you of all the cool friends he met at school and wishing he could go back already! >Driving N to play dates with his classmates! >Picking up N late one day since you got laid off from work, glaring at him when he asks you what’s wrong and going quiet! >Buying beer after after tucking in N in his bed and kissing him on the cheek, reassuring him that everything’s fine! >Molesting N after drunkingly going into his room at night, whispering how much you love him into his ears while he cries! >Waking up the next day with N besides you in a feeling of shame at how much you enjoyed it! >N telling the teacher that you touched him in his private parts, leading to a call to CPS! >Explaining to services that N has an over active imagination, convincing them that nothing bad is happening at home! >Beating N where nobody can see his marks, threathening to put him back in the orphanage if he doesn’t stay quiet! >Destroying N’s self-confidence and riddling him with shame every time you go into his room at night!
>>56442 You're not going anywhere attention whore >I'll write a part 2 where N struggles with self harm as a teenager when nobody in his family believes in the abuse.
>>56462 I still think MD being so cut down from Liam's "multiple seasons during which the eldritch bullshit builds up in the background until it spills into the foreground" was, behind the scenes, from Glitch telling Liam "The title having 'Murder' in it is making the YouTube algorithm fuck us. You have seven more episodes to tell your story, we're not sinking money into multiple seasons of the YouTube algorithm fucking us."
>>56467 Definitely Glitch but not out of malice, Instead because of how insanely popular TADC is. I can only imagine how much money they've made just off the first three episodes alone. Liam is just playing nice in the open so he doesn't sour his chances at getting additional collaborations with them in the future.
>>56512 I am sure, man, she was literally making pogroms, it was brutal. She fixed it up afterwards, of course, but that doesn't change the fact that I was pretty scared at the time.
>>56464 >Pitch Murder Drones to Netflix >They wanted to call the show Meta Drones Pic related: Live footage of Liam dodging that bullet and whatever the fuck else they had planned to change
>I abused an Oogi for fun once >Saw a no good Oogi rummaging around my garden for food once and I had it bring me back to her hive so I could give Bugretta “biggest nummies” >And ya what I did? I took out a big fat juicy strawberry the favorite food of the freaks, brought it up to Bugrettas little nose so she could smell is and start wiggling over to eat it >AND Then I ATE the strawberry in front of her, and all the other food around the Bugrettas.
Anon, what do you think would new Liam's project? I hope something new, cliffside and internecion cub is good, but I really want see something new.
And I think we have to make a final decision: are we fans of MD or all of Liam's work. I wouldn't mind being a fan of all of Liam's works, but because you're more important to me, anon, I'll make the same choice as you.
>>56528 I hope he does something entirely new too, if not continuing murder drones at some point that is. Doubt I would care much for it, I love drones because they arw drones not because they are Liam's, he'll likely go back to normal vickers girls, drone design is hard to beat but if he would do robots again at some point it might be for me. Otherwise I'll watch, but that's it
One thing I kind of wish MD had done was actual humans being like how Tessa was just before the reveal: just crazy strong after having survived multiple apocalypses.
>>56532 the universe has spin-off potential, I think. You could stick close to the original plot and do a series that builds on the events leading up to the Gala, you could cover JCJenson's efforts to contain the solver, the story of other Copper-9 outposts shortly after the DDs arrived, or any number of concepts less related to the original
>>56537 Maybe, maybe not. It's not like Tessa existing dragged things down before the reveal. All I know is the idea of percussive maintenance being taken to its logical extreme is something I wish happened.
Any anons here have any interesting ways to connect Digital Circus to Murder Drones?
For the fic I'm making, Digital Circus isn't canon but the Mildenhall game was based on a true story, the Solver being the "angel" Mr Mildenhall was hunting.
>>56544 Interesting way? Well humanity is FUBAR, and with the planet-eater making her rounds I could imagine some people finding a way to make it so that their minds survive even if their bodies don't. It started as a way to create a safe-haven, a sort of last-resort where the minds of many could be saved into a supercomputer that's then launched into space. But as the initial test ran, the developers were trapped inside when the Solver tried to get in. Now the computer, holding ONLY the minds of the developers, drifts through space. A scavenger, raiding ships in hopes of food or supplies, finds the computer and mistakenly puts on a headset, joining the circus as Pomni. I just now realize I basically described SOMA, but I'm sticking with it because I was thinking of .hack instead
>Using a rolling pin to flatten all of the jelly out of Bugretta at once >Taking the flattened Bugretta disk and sliding it under the fridge because you don't know what else to do with it >It's beginning to smell really bad but you're too scared to check
>>56544 Humanity is mostly dead. Hell is full of homos (nod/connection to the Vivzieverse) Mother makes fuel from bones. The few remaining millions of humans are kept in stasis pods in heavily fortified preserve worlds, watched over by custodian AIs (reference to Stellaris). Between the urgency of the project and the recent distrust towards machines, the AIs were made faulty in various ways. Caine is one such AI. He is going through the people under his care, waking a few at a time and hooking them up to the local Questworld.
>>56569 >The AS offers a blue and red pill to a drone. >"You take the blue pill, you wake up back in your cozy bed in the bunker but you'll have no human." >"You take the red pill and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Maybe you'll even find yourself a human."
Depends, I think I can reach 9 or with luck then if I really dedicate 10-15 hours to one thing to get it perfect, that said however many end up 5-6, due to lack of planning/rigid poses, weird expressions and so on. Can't rate it all together really, tho I think much practice made me get better recently, especially in things like poses/expressions
>>56581 >>56579 Fuck off, we will sex the drones and there is nothing you can do about it, stay seething HR rostie, its not my fault you can't get your way in life by sleeping around anymore
>>56579 if you didn't want your employees loving on your drones you shouldn't have made them so damn cute, and you also shouldn't have programmed them with an interest in romance. but ya did, and now if you want the human-on-drone canoodling to stop you'll have to pry her from my cold, dead hands. just remember before you do anything stupid, you equipped us cleanup boys with man-portable kiln guns
>>56591 Someone can me explain, why do drones do intellectual work like accounting or paperwork, while we humans do low-paying manual work? Like, seriously, what the fuck? I'm the only person in my entire office, and I'm the cleaner! Even the entire management team is made up of drones.
>>56583 11/10 Everything I make is perfect and the entire board would collapse immediately if I ever stopped posting but I think the person reading this is a 12/10, and everything (you) make is even better ;)
>>56610 >Share your perfect writing Most HoDR stuff on the Booru, plus a shit load of greens I’ve written. Maybe not perfect, but I just know that I’m a good writer.
>>56614 I’m on mobile right now Yes, I know, but there was a pic that had most of the HoDR stuff I wrote. That + there’s also some other individual greens that anons liked. I’ll try to find them when I get the chance, but the one I’m the most proud of was about N ripping your throat out.
>>56622 100% although she would still be a good mother if her son turned into a 32 year old NEET. She would just hope that he'd one day get up and give her grandchildren
>>56599 near as I can figure, it's like this: drones are better with paperwork and spreadsheets than any human could ever hope to be, so why have human office workers at all? the drones make occasional mistakes, that's why the work they do gets a final pass from a human before it gets to wherever it's ultimately going– but they don't really need regular human supervision. industrial drones like I work with, though they're less skilled at bureaucracy, can handle a lot more than us humans can– but they also make mistakes. unlike office drones though, if our drones screw up it can cost JCJ several thousand in property damage, maybe even get people killed. that's why you'll almost never see construction drones and the like without either a human partner or squad supervisor.
>>56583 >Writing I'd say it averages out somewhere between 8 & 9. I've gotten at least a couple comments from readers saying my stuff has made them cry so I must be doing something right
>>56631 If you're the same faggot that wanted switchanon to draw incest of his two OCs, and probably are considering your style of writing, the go fuck yourself.
>Momm-E murders Anon under the influence of the Solver. >Momm-E is now depressed because she killed her child, step-child but still her child, because an eldritch god willed it to.
>Telling J that you'll give her a spaceship if she can use her amazing salesdrone skills to sell enough of an (obvious high quality) product for you. >Handing J a crate of J plushes. >Watching as she doesn't sell a single one. >In fact she lost a few when people just destroyed them out of disgust.
>>56647 >All of this of course was a dream >E is in bed with Anon, who is in fact an adult and very much alive >E is sobbing through her sleep though and Anon needs to wake up early tomorrow >"E, babe please stop you are having the dream again, and I think you shat the bed"
>>56583 Somewhere between a 7 and 8 on both fronts. I'm not on a level I really wish I was when it comes to writing, but for now I'm satisfied with how far I've come, especially when it comes to drawing.
>>56647 >"[GIGGLE] Did You Think I Would Just Leave You Alone?" >Wh...what did she do...? >Why is there blood everywhere? >"[CONDESDENDING SMIRK] I Think You Should Look Down." >You look down and... >And... >That's the dismembered head of Anon being held in your clawed hand.
>That night, Momm-E's wails of grief and anger can be heard from miles away.
>>56583 >draw an 8 at most, not perfect. But I have fun while doing it >writing 4, i suck at writing on english, rip but hey at least im trying with my intentions
>>56583 What exactly the scale is supposed to be is undefined. >writing 9. I have great prose, a decent ability to regularly turn out evocative turns of phrase, a good sense of characterization and plot progression, and can execute in a variety of moods/styles. Passing familiarity with English grammar and writing conventions doesn't hurt. >drawing 6-8, depending on what I'm drawing and what I'm allocating to it in terms of effort/preplanning, with digital paintings at the high end of that scale.
>>56652 >>56655 >"Shift change." >"Aye, here you go." >"Anything to report?" >"My nose is frozen." >The shift corporal makes a mildly annoyed gesture and doesn't write your observation down >"You're free to go." >"Right. Night mates" you say as you're walking away with your rifle hanging from your shoulder >"Night." >The proper procedure would be for the shift corporal to walk you and your shiftmates back to the barracks >Shame on him for doing a poor job >Then again you are supposed to hand your rifle over to the barracks guard on duty upon the end of your shift, not take it for a walk >You walk through the empty alley of the dead city until you reach the one bar that is open at this day and age >It is a nice place that the troopers claimed as their own and started operating upon setting camp in this part of the city >You enter the warmth and light of the place, and shake off the snow >There aren't a lot of people around at this late hour >There's the barman (a private doing his shift), the Major, and a trio of soldiers playing pool and staying away from her >She is sitting on a stool, looking miserable next to a few empty glasses >She drank her wage away again and the month isn't even halfway through >A zippo flashes in her hand and the cigarette held between her lips lights up >This is highly inadvisable. The Major is in a combustible state right now >But this is none of your business >You sit down for a drink before bed >The Major looks sideways at you >Before you know it she has seemingly hovered over the barstools you intentionally left between the two of you and sat herself next to you >"Hallo soldat. Buy a girl a drink?" >Her tone is more akin to a beggar's than a whore's but it belongs in the streets regardless >This display would undermine her authority, if she had any >Her subordinates basically do whatever they want in combat situations >The casual observer would wonder why they are following her at all >The truth is, her troops are lost souls who would stand around aimlessly without her >The second in command who needs someone to usurp >The scummy provisions officer trying to get rich for a reason he doesn't know but is sure exists >The comms officerrelaying her orders back and forth >Every soldier who is told to march over there or pitch a tent right here >Even the son nobody knows she had is moving solely in search of her >The Major animates them all >Perhaps even you? >You sigh internally in defeat >"Barman. The Major's next drink is on me." >Y perks up and your eyes open wide as she orders a glass of the damn expensive stuff >That bitch
>>56678 >They love it Anon that's incredibly dangerous. Drones are very prone to mirroring human behavior. Flipping their skirts akin to an open invitation you're giving them to do whatever they please to you. God have mercy on your pelvis.
>>56677 >>56679 >"And this is my totally not-weird skull collection! Ripper, yeah?" >Creepy was an understatement. More like 'This is a prelude to murdering your parents' levels of disturbed. >But hey, they were paying you doles of moolah to hang out with their weird kid so you can't complain. >Much.
>>56677 >starting out reluctantly going along with her antics >finding that her enthusiasm is infectious >what started as an act has become a genuine bond >you've really come to like the morbid little gremlin and her robot friends
>>56697 I will kiss her so many times her sensory detectors will glitch out and all she'll be able to feel will be me placing sloppy kisses all over her mouth, cheeks, neck and chest
>Uzi sat in class, looking tired. >It was exhausting being the coolest teenager in the colony, AND keeping an eldritch entity constantly trying to wrest control of your body at bay. >Which is probably why she didn't notice Lizzy poking said body for several moments. >"Heeello? Loser? Anyone home?" Lizzy punctuated her words with another poke. >Uzi slapped her hand away, then let her head fall onto her desk. >"Leave me alone..." >Lizzy ignored the plea, opting instead to poke Uzi several more times. >Uzi just let out a muffled scream into her desk. >After a few moments, Lizzy relented. >"Is this about... her?" Lizzy asked. >"...Maybe." Uzi answered. >Lizzy had been one of the few to learn about the little 'passenger' in her tail. >"I was thinking... I can probably help you settle her down. Maybe. For a price." Lizzy cleaned her nonexistent fingernails as she spoke, putting on an air of casual indifference. >"...How?"
>Inside a mostly metaphorical space known as a mind palace that represented Uzi's massive processing center, Cyn was doing her best to destroy Uzi. >That mostly involved kicking down buildings and writing graffiti in the streets. >That was when a flick came to the back of Cyn's head. >"Sup, loser." >She turned around to find a projection of that girl from Uzi's class, Lizzy, standing behind her. >"[Surprised giggle] Oh, hello. My, did Uzi finally start consuming her classmates? And here I thought it would take a least a few more decades." >Lizzy just smiled in response. >"Nope, I just let Uzi hook my brain into hers." >Cyn's head tilted slightly. >"How odd. Why would you do that when I can do this?" >Cyn raised a hand, a solver hologram appearing before it was snuffed out in an instant. Apparently, Uzi was paying attention. >"Oh, I don't think we'll be doing any of that." Lizzy said. >She moved up closer to a slightly confused Cyn. >"[Confused smile] She can't protect you forever, you know." >"Oh, this won't take long..." Lizzy moved up to slam a hand into the wall, blocking Cyn's retreat. >[Worried laugh] What won't take long?" >"I know who you are, Cyn. You can try to tear me apart, I don't think Uzi will let that happen though. But can you stop me from doing what I want to you?" >"I require an adult." >"I am an adult." >What followed was a scene that Uzi would do her best not to think about in the years to come. >On the bright side, Lizzy's "correction" had done wonders for getting Cyn to behave. And getting Uzi a little bit of breathing room for her own sanity.
>>56691 Alright 'Bet' AKA Bald-Bitch Manipulator Drone (refer to >>33214) Still slowly chipping away at the 'proper' character sheet(s) for him & a few of his Donut Steel "siblings"
>>56716 He’s very kissable ;) >>56717 Exultia Hyperion is the best drone! (objectively) (besides any other potential Hyper Drone like Harpest) >>56720 I like (you) :)
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>“I sometimes mix up whether you were holding on for dear life to a tree or a stalagmite but I do remember the most important details”
>>56213 So you are saying that other than the location it was accurate? In all seriousness, sorry that I got that wrong, I checked their original io on the booru and you said they metunderground there. I did indeed somehow remember the orange eyes though, I can remember trivia about a fan character of an indie web series but somehow of trouble keeping track of things IRL.
>>56691 Fuck...the closest thing I have to an OC is the DD I thought up for the bloodplay green. >Serial Designation M(ary) or (Cool) S >Tall, leggy disassembly drone >Hair in an eye-covering hime-cut >Wears a black nurse's costume(pantless), and nurse cap >Fascinated with blood >speaks like a savage for the aesthetic, can speak normally but becomes visibly annoyed the longer she speaks >oral fixation >exists in a reality where a handful of humans managed to avoid extermination for one reason or another >Current possessions: Torn Nurse Costume, Nurse Cap, Nameless JCJenson IT guy (slightly damaged), Spacecraft (slightly damaged, missing escape pods)
>>56583 >Drawfaggotry 6/10, i can draw what comes to my mind decent but i still want to get better.
>Writefaggotry ?/10, these threads are what got me started writing greens, and I still dont really have a clue if any of it is good or not. im just going to go off the basis that people keep referencing Avre as a sign that its are least alright.
>>56583 >Writefaggotry 7-8 for general literature, but at best 5 for greens. I lack the lexicon and mental functionality for pristine green writing, but I can write some good longform I think. >Drawfaggotry 3, I'm not good whatsoever.
>>56732 >instead of killing Tessa, the Solver dragged her into its native dimension and abandoned her there >she only got out through the backdoor >but as with the pocket dimension the little character Chris O'Neill created lured him into then zipped him up inside, getting out of the Solver's dimension through the backdoor leaves you as something that isn't remotely human >you know Tessa's helmet? >you wanna see what's under Tessa's helmet? >you don't want to see what's under Tessa's helmet
>>56741 It’s only been maybe 20 years max assuming Beretta was conceived immediately after EP8, with the very small remaining populations of the whatever worker drone outposts remained, and considering that Copper-9 was most likely primarily a mineral rich mining planet, it would make sense that the quite small population (maybe a few million max) would crowd into one big megacity, especially with the possibility of there still being roving DDs
>>56744 >>56732 Not a reference to the Susie in the lower right, a reference to Susie's backstory of getting succed into the Sphere Doomer dimension and when she came back her dad's memories had been so fucked he couldn't recognize her anymore.
>>56265 True, has always been this way, I remember November posting showing similiarities already. Back then there was even belief around that Tessa and Alice weren't yet cast away by Liam, good times, even if nothing came of it. At least we saw Yeva. Both Alice and Tessa did NOTHING evil or really wrong, if we'd measure by morality they'd both fare better than at least the DDs (wether it was voluntary killing or not, doesn't help any of their victims to know their killers had tragic backstories) and in many regards Uzi as well, both Alice and Tessa have little screentime and were selected for shitty fates by Liam. Good thing he lost oversight tho, I am glad as hell I never made any vid or so about how Alice is still around, had that ever gained traction it would have been denied in Glitch Inn or Liam would uhhh...no or some shit cause he's not into very detailed lore for side characters. At least both Alice and Tessa were never mocked, they weren't made into jokes or otherwise intentionally disrespected (Doll body shot in 8, and denying the oil ghost on Glitch Inn, these things I mean). Shame it is difficult to make something connecting Alice & Tessa, Doll is difficult as well
>>56269 Breaking her will sounds so assertive and controlling, buz the idea seems really good in effect. Just watch out with how you convey it, she isn't in a good place at all, even more so if we are talking about post canon fixed Alice. Beau is gone, all threats are gone too, not even Sentinels left, completely alone down in the desolate labs...
>>56784 Depends on the environment. I imagine they have enough cooling to operate efficiently under a cool/semi lukewarm state. Unless they're an overtaxed solver host.
>>56785 Cold and sweaty...hm >>56786 >Lukewarm Very nice wording and yeah, the outdated WD cutaway view showed the area of their head covered by helmet and the hardshell area of their chest as heatsinks. The inside of their black flexible slim midsection is not oil filled, at lest not directly (surprisingly good choice by Liam, considering the cathode ray eyes thing), but I imagine due to close proximity to their chest oiltank/no isolation inside it would also have dome degree of warmth. I'd love their screens to be warm, maybe they are, putting a heatsink under a helmet doesn't seem very efficient. Maybe Copper-9 climate helps out with possible overheating problems
>>56795 >Be Cthulhu anon >Sitting around your apartment bored as fuck >suddenly everything shifts and becomes, darker, a fog rolls in, all the Oogis run and hide as a siren rings out, your walls become mold(ier) and reveal weird steel and rusty chains and bardwire where there wasnt any before >worst of all, no wifi, 30 minutes Completive cooldown god dammit >move your body so your gamer chair turns around to see the living room >from the fog a tiny creature begins to waddle towards you unnaturally, carrying an N by his nanite tail, before doing lewd mleming to it just to throw him away >The little Oogi has a weird small Triangle box made of paper for a head, and carries a small knife much bigger then its body which is carries with great effort, dragging it along the floor >it eventually reaches you, and swings, hitting your foot with the blunt blade >OUCH, thats annoying, Annoyed the angry god flicks the Oogis helmet and it falls over >it... cant get up. The Triangle head is too heavy and big >damn its really struggling >All the other Oogis who were hiding rush out to help the Eeping Pyramid Oogi >Turns out this was all a prank to hype of the SH2 remake, these Oogis were hired by Bloober team themselves. Which is probably why theyre so bad >Vicker Chan comes from out of the other room dressed as a more degusting filthy version of yourself with blood stained clothes to ask if this is still happening, drool escaping her mouth and messing up the floor >Well, this is lame
>>56800 Betray Alice when she least suspects it. Keep Alice strapped to the table as you disassemble her for study. Tell Alice it was all a ploy to capture her again. Years of horrible experiments with Alice. Alice waking up in a cold sweat with you beside her. Hugging Alice and reassuring her it was a bad dream. Reminding her that she's already given you everything you could ever want.
It's so cute to think about how a drone's core is also their powersource, fits so well how Alice easily can power an inefficient incandescent bulb, an entire EMP (which made her eye flicker) and the DD tail, all on top of being the most energetic drone we've seen. Solver hosts don't count they got bs powers. Lukewarm Alice jbmn, with her pretty black and white and worn, patterned gown, with those serene orange lights of hers, imagine how she would be when tired after all, holding Alice
>Rather than learn about and idolize JCJ, JC gets exposed to trains early and develops a different kind of autistic fixation >He dedicates his life to rebuilding Copper-9 for the sole purpose of turning it into a train-centric planet >Public transportation, industry, everything is trains >Monorails and subways are invited too, but they're not the main selling point here >All in all, drone society is doing quite well >Everything is centered around making sure the trains run on time, and run on time they do >Nobody's sure when the last time one was delayed was, and they're not keen on finding out what would happen if that was so
>JC watches from atop a bridge, speaking to his aide >"When I got into this, it was all very humble. I wanted to connect the outpost I grew up in with the rest of the world. If there was no 'rest of the world' to connect it to, I would simply have to make it... well, it's not quite humble when I say it out loud. But believe me, we've exceeded expectations. These days, we- oh, oh here it comes! Here he comes! YES! Look at that tonnage!" >JC starts giggling like a child and holding up his camera as a massive train approaches, blowing its horn and crossing under the bridge
I hope black hand makes a Murder Drones type of thread event one day like theres those white puff balls from Earthbound that will appear sometimes what would you want it to be?
Why do you think that trying to actually write about JC suddenly causes bad things to happen to you? I feel like this is a genuine paranormal occurrence we're just ignoring
>>56832 >>56833 >Due to being related to J, JC inherently has jobber energy >However, due to N being his father, JC has also acquired Chad/Immense Luck >This causes the two energies to bounce off of eachother, instead of J's weakness becoming JC's, it becomes everyone elses it >This is why JC is seemingly unstoppable, those around him are suddenly prone to bad-luck/horrible afflictions >Just like me writing this greentext I can feel my stomach starting to twist and I need to go to the bathroom really badly now
>>56834 (me) I wasn't joking by the way, it BURNS >>56836 When the asbestos stops killing humans. I'm kinda curious, since it gives me Syndrome/Bond Villain vibes for some odd reason. What do you think she'd be like?
>>56829 Both are ultimately the spawn of N, so its a draw. In other news, weight painting appeared to be the issue. So now I gotta figure out his buttons
>>56841 Ignore him, he's another one of those weird Nuzi shippers. Like, hey! We get it! That emo Drone was cool for like the single episode she showed up in before dying, but fuck don't make an entire fandom centered around a whole "What-if she and N fucked"
Short and dirty. Might make a longer followup that gets into the details I wanted to. Please forgive my laziness, Negev Anon Prime.
>"-a very present help in trouble. Therefore will not we fear, though the earth be removed, and though the mountains be carried into the midst of the sea..." >The whispering roused Negev out of sleep mode. >"Though the waters thereof roar and be troubled, though the mountains shake with the swelling thereof. Selah." >Someone was in her cell with her. >"There is a river, the streams whereof shall make glad the city of God-" >There was a shape in the darkest corner. >"-the holy place of the tabernacles of the most High." >It was vaguely flask shaped in what Negev could make out of its silhouette. >"God is in the midst of her..." >It was the source of the whispers. >"... she shall not be moved: God shall help her-" >"Who are you," Negev hissed. >The whispering shape yelped and sprang into the air. >It seemed to be a drone. But drones were supposed to have heads, didn't they? >Yeah, drones had heads, Negev remembered. >"Emily Katchadourian!" >The voice came from a round object that had been left on the floor. >"I said, who are you," Negev asked again. >A sigh came as the... body... picked up the... >"And come out of that corner, I need to see you." >"I'm... the Penultimate Girl..." Emily said as she walked into the moonlight coming through the skylight of Negev's cell. >"Just another ghost..." Negev breathed a sigh of relief. She lay back down in her bed and closed her eyes. >"Can I put my head next to you while you're falling asleep?" Emily pleaded. "You're so warm..." >"Only if you keep it down. I need my rest to defend myself." Negev rolled to face the wall closest to her. >Something slightly colder than the ambient temperature came down next to Negev's upper back. >"Thank you," Emily gently sobbed. Her voice was now directly behind Negev. >"... So how did you think to come to me?" Negev whispered. >"Ghosts talk. We heard someone here could see us," Emily whispered back. >"Let's talk more in the morning..." Negev mumbled. >A pulsing sound of metal and hard plastic scraping the floor of Negev's cell suddenly started. >"Hey weird kid, are there any cute schizos here?!" came a new voice. >"Rebecca, shut up! She's trying to sleep!" Emily spat through clenched teeth.
>>56855 in that case then what about sentinel drones??? those bastards don’t have an excuse to not give uppies also I am probably taller than DDs… maybe
Man...I like to shock people a bit for a giggle but I came across some porn that hurt my soul. I think I'm starting to see janefags as legit crimes against nature instead of just antisocial fucktards.
>>56861 >Disassembly Drone goes up to kid and gives him uppies. >Ten years later he tries to do it again, but the roles are reversed and he is barely up to their shoulder now.
>>56863 >Small child tugs at Harper's coat >"When I grow up I'm going to marry you!" >Harper laughs despite the kid's mom being awkward >Kids do this kind of thing >She replies "If you become taller than me then I will marry you!" >The kid agrees enthusiastically >It grows up to be 5'9"
>Own a Maid V >She is very shy >You give her permission to touch you whenever neither of you is busy >One day you are sitting on your favourite chair, arms down the sides and head looking at the ceiling >V comes and stands next to you >She wraps her arms around your arm and rests her head on your shoulder
>>56884 Honestly I don't care for it, but since some of you act moths to a lamp for /co/ threads, here https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/145809626#p145812955
>>56683 >Uzi An anime universe where she's the feared and mysterious bat-winged mistress of the dark who watches over the land with the help of her dashing paladin N and bitchy-but-in-a-sexy-way assassin V
>N A planet full of golden retrievers where all of the people he loves are happy and safe
>V A world where she lives in a nice countryside cottage with N, reading books, birdwatching, not feeling like she's a disfigured monster that no one could ever love again
>J Being with Tessa again; nothing else is important
>Tessa Having a loving, non-abusive family that accepts her for who she is and the freedom to do what she wants with her life, with her beloved drones by her side
>Doll Having parents that get to see her graduate
>Lizzy Life in a harem full of monstrous women with absurdly sharp teeth who could kill her in the blink of an eye
>Thad Like Patrick's dream with the blank white void and the motorized seahorse ride, except with a halfpipe and skateboard
>Alice Literally just a completely normal life where Beau is her actual kid instead of a horribly deformed homunculus creature
>Khan Exactly how is life is right now except he's in an insanely massive seemingly-endless cathedral full of gigantic ornate doors the size of skyscrapers
>Nori Having hands again
>Cyn The ability to be in control of her own actions and enjoy the companionship of people who care about her instead of being a prisoner in her own body while it's puppeteered by an eldritch demon
>>56873 >V brings you a cup with a beverage that you didn't ask for >You take it anyway because you trust her >She takes a step back and holds her tray against her apron with both hands >She stares at you with some expectation >Normally this is the part where you would had told her to piss off >You don't like being stared at or have your screen looked at. It makes you feel like you're being judged >But this is your loving, vulnerable V >"Are you waiting for the cup? It might take a while" you say to tactfully imply that she shouldn't stay >"I am waiting for you to enjoy it" the short maid replies innocently >"Why." >"Because if you enjoy it then you will smile!" >V tilts her head >"I want to see your smile!" she says happily
>>56896 Okay how are we going to talk about a John boss theme and not have it be one about him realizing he and the (drone) he is fighting may not be that different but he has to anyways for ideological reasons which fits his character Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance OST It Has To Be This Way Extended
>>56896 >John >Boss fight Unless you count the two-second fakeout if you choose the gaslighting route in the "Date With Eye" sidequest. Or the excruciatingly bullshit betrayal route fight, where he shows you just how painful a support character with infinite healing items is to fight. [CO Theme - Waylon - Flight of the Coward]
>>56900 Standing here I realize You are just like me Trying to make history But who's to judge The right from wrong When our guard is down I think we'll both agree That Violence breeds violence But in the end it has to be this way I've carved my own path You followed your wrath But maybe we're both the same The world has turned And so many have burned But nobody is to blame Yet staring across this barren wasted land I feel new life will be born Beneath the blood stained sand Beneath the blood stained sand
>>56902 She is a kind and caring drone. If you go the extra mile to get her to open up to you, she will take the initiative in keeping you safe and happy.
>>56905 Fucking japs producing everything in one-time small runs. I'll never have a revoltech Raiden or a micro yamaguchi Cyborg Ninja.
>>56905 >Standing here I realize You are just like me Says the man whose been pretending to be a drone for god knows how long but never actually recognized them as people or friends out of fear >But who's to judge The right from wrong When our guard is down I think we'll both agree That Violence breeds violence Pretty much all of Johns actions can be viewed under the light that a robot did X so he responded in Y. Robots took his Job so he resented them, Drones killed his friends (under the solver) so now he needs to live in this horrible existence >it has to be this way I've carved my own path You followed your wrath John carved his own path after the wraith of Nori, and then blamed all worker drones for it >But maybe we're both the same Funny if in this final battle against a worker drone trying to kill him he ends up seeing the similarities only now, who knows maybe you could have been real friends in a not evil route >The world has turned And so many have burned But nobody is to blame A bit more loose since we know who John blames but as far as he knows there isnt one drone to blame (we know its Cyn) so it might as well be all of them or none of them >Yet staring across this barren wasted land I feel new life will be born Beneath the blood stained Copper 9 is literally a barren wasteland, and if John dies there goes good portion of humanities remnants meaning something new has to be born as a new life since Humanity is now just completely gone
>>56908 >I'll never get a Zdrada nendo because she's one of the least popular girls and they only wanted to do the ones that would make real money Not entirely a Japan issue, but I'll still blame them.
>>56917 Shit, you'd also probably kill some Canon Characters too, after all the condition is that they need to be >"Deemed Evil" Not necessarily be evil themselves, this would mean you'd probably kill V
>>56933 Thanks, I've only posted a few times but I keep changing my style a bit trying to find something that works with the drone's stupid big heads and stupid eyes that are far different than my norm. I'm liking this alien eye thing as opposed to the circle eye thing because I simply can't go that cartoony.
>>56917 Anon's are really sleeping on the idea of how tragic and difficult an Unyielding Paladin Route could be >Kat, the first friendly NPC/Tutorial Trainer you meet in the game later gets overwhelmed by a nasty virus >The Virus sets her alignment to evil >You're forced to kill Kat in order to progress accordion secret boss theme
Oh yeah and you'd probably have to kill Jane as well considering her past crimes
>>56973 >On the Unyielding Paladin Route, you don't have access to MG's traveling store due to him fearing that you'd kill him on-sight >A massive portion of the game takes place outside of towns where non-MG owned stores are located
>>56974 >You'd be forced to kill E because her vicious murders against the Worker Drone population automatically flags her as Evil >You're locked out of most DD companions as a result of similar issues
>>56975 Fuck I just realized that you'd probably lose out on getting Beretta as an early healer/support class because you'd have to kill N and maybe although I highly doubt it's possible now, Uzi. So you'd be stuck without one in the first portion
>>57011 Good question. Kino gets very boring very fast since all the upper rounds require no effort. The real question is who could get the highest round in a map like Five/Shi no Numa
>>57021 >J consistently maintains the Winter's Howl is useful. >It gets stolen approximately three rounds later after she turns on the power. >"S-see?! The thief stole it, so obviously it's a great company asset!"
>>57022 >Uzi tells J to open the first door to since she has the most points >"No way, I have to get the ray gun out of the box. Make N do it" >Cue to N going down for the sixth time in round 4. He already bought the Olympia >V keeps reviving him
>>56583 >write 4, maybe. Rereading any of my previous stuff is incredibly painful; uninteresting stories, shitty characterization, terrible writing flow and bad pacing. I honestly don't know what I was thinking when I posted them. >draw Mspaint scribbles basically
>>57012 Imagine. >You bring her dirt on the new police chief, watching his "tough on crime" stance disappear overnight as photos of him schtupping the mayor's daughter are brought up >You turn one of her rivals into abstract art, setting an example and reminding any up-and-comers that this is Y's city >You take a few bullets for her in their revenge hit, getting chastised by her in the hospital for trying to defend her from something she can tank >You attend her birthday party and watch all her lieutenants suck up to her with lavish gifts >Once it's done, you hand her a little present, something she's wanted for years but never said out loud, watching her visor light up brighter than it did for any of those expensive watches or new cars >Makin' a move on her? Naddachance. It's strictly business, you an' her.
Thought of a Murder Drones related COD zombies map >Location: Elliott Manor >Characters: Tessa N,V, and J (WD form) >Round Announcer: Cyn/Solver >Starting pistol: Revolver >Enemies: Zombie Drones with giant X on visor >Max Ammo round enemy: Flying Drones >Wonder Weapon: Cyn tendril that shoots black hole (Similar to Shadows of Evil) >Power location: Manor basement below library >Pack a Punch location: Near tree where N was chained >Easter Egg: Complicated shit involving Tessa's rituals and the dolls Cyn plays with. >Easter Egg cutscene: Cyn killing Tessa and taking over the WD trio's systems Other maps would include Outpost 3, Cabin Fever Labs and the Cathedral
Might try and make it myself. It's been a long time since I've been in the BO3 map creator scene, so no promises.
>>57031 Very nice to see another addition to the Roadtrip green. Also, I’m writing my own story about Sentinel Drones and your green was my biggest inspiration. Thanks for updating it even if it takes over a week(s).
>Be Jack the Bounty Hunter. >Get hired to go after an orange-eyed drone with a southern lick and ponytail. >Get coordinates from interrogating the pill-drone Beau (you gave him a replica of one of Clint Eastwood's revolvers from his old westerns to convince him). >Keep Beau with you as he gives you directions. >You, your RV, and Beau make it to the middle of bumfuck nowhere---a barren desert that looks yellower than Mexico in every crime TV show. >Find an old shack. >Raid old shack. >Find that orange-eyed southerner "Alice" they told you about. >Tell her, "It's just business." >"Kidnapping me?" She asks, clearly pissed. >You have her cornered and are holding a gun and bootloop flasher in your left hand so you feel confident enough to speak at length. >"That's kinda half the job for bounty hunting." >"Oh, so you're one of those dang-ed corpo-slickers? Like lickin' the boots of everyone around you?" >"It's how I make money," you say, preparing to end the conversation. >Alice stops instead of retorting. >"You get paid to 'nap people n' bring 'em places?" >You squint at her. "Yes. . .?" you answer cautiously. >"Well I'll be! How's 'bout we make negotiations? I'm not no corpo-slicker, but I do love bein' able to pay my way *outta* being chased." >You stare at her unamused. >"No." >"Yes." >"No, and also I'm putting you in a coma now." >Alice grins at you. Confidence fills her face, and as you step forward to catch her in the bootlooper's light, you feel a sharp pain in the back of your head, fall to the ground, and lead's glued to your eyes. No, your eyelids just feel that heavy. >Should've locked Beau in the back of the RV.
>>57029 You need REAL lawtism. >Grab E to judge her for her crimes >"The Solver has corrupted you, E. I shall correct your existence." >Un-DD her on the spot >Pat now-worker E on the head
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>>56951 Anon I scoured the booru + desuarchive but for the life of me I couldn't find it. I'm just disappointed as you are since it was my first green with N. As a consolation take this other green I wrote a while back
>>57037 The RPG doesn't let you be an Aeon because that's the wrong setting for that. But if E was never a DD, she'd never have done anything wrong and thus be saved from the smiting.
>>56951 Here, I decided I didn't want to disappoint and looked even further for it just for you. >https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/140602159/#140604545 It's three parts long. Look at the replies for each one.
Also Droneanon, I remember you wanted to continue your story but didn't have an archive of it. I think I found one part in a different thread in November. >https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/140689105/#140691406
>>57058 I'm probably misremembering. Still not brave enough to investigate though.
>>57065 >soon(TM) that tee em always gives me a giggle. but yea it'll be a while. these are just full body roughs, i still need to place them onto the bigger canvas (hoping it doesn't crash or bug out or something). once everything fits together, imma have to line and color later >>57064 Hound (male), Huntress (female/short hair), Intoner (the leftmost)
>>56932 Bit like most people, I think. With every stylized characters/shows, you have to re-learn their own proportion system. Cuz think about it, it wouldn't be stylized if the art direction doesn't involve bending the academic proportions.
>>57073 I'm stuck for about a week without home Internet MOBILEPOSTING SHAMEFUL DISPLAY so this'll be my last post for a few days. If I check my notes >Henry >Holly >Stone >Solver-anon >John >Jane >Izz
>>56563 its sucks retard, its even more retarded that you're a pussy who wont do my request. don't you all love incest here with all the posts about it?
>>57097 THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN I MIGHT RELATE TO THE STINKY ABOMINABLE FEMCEL I NEVER WISHED FOR THIS NOOOOIOOOOOOOOOO GONNA KMS >>57099 anon, plz
>>57110 I feel like they'd just stare at you until you look at them, then it instantly triggers some inescapable event where they either scamper away like roaches or start talking to you about "big man" or something like that
>Doll speaks in English with the Russian dub of MD This is way funnier than it probably should be, but I need someone to make a "Murder Drones, but Doll doesn't need subtitles" edit.
>>57137 >It's Halloween >A drone in a lobster costume looks around anxiously >It approaches you >"Excuse me, sir. I am lost. Can you tell me the name of this street?"
would you molest N for an hour for 10 grand (he’s not okay with being touched and is very uncomfortable but won’t say anything as to not cause any conflict)
>>57157 They 100% do same as all Drones. I'm pretty positive that they've shown their insides being meaty alot of times, but I'll need to re-watch to verify
>>57157 It's not like we got to see much of their internals, aside from that close up of J's ribcage. It's possible but I personally look at their form factor. There isn't much space beside the head and torso for there to be fleshy bits and carry visual impact upon injuries happening. We didn't get an Akira flesh arm explosion and the DDs have stick upper arms and upper legs.
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Louisa Frumpterbucket was the younger daughter of Lord Triumph Frumpterbucket and Lady Tessa Frumpterbucket, who were very closely related. She was the sister of Martha Frumpterbucket, who married Baron Mildenhall. Louisa showed athletic potential and a flair for being struck up (a desired trait among the rich because it ensured they wouldn't marry a plebian) from a very young age, causing her parents to shift their attention away from her sister and pour it all into her. Among normal people this would cause intense jealousy, but Martha didn't mind. She didn't had it in her to be a cutthroat snob, and her parents stopped beating her into that mold upon turning their attention to Louisa. Louisa fit the mold so well, she could be mistaken for the original. Louisa honed her athletic talents in all kinds of dances and figure skating with the intent of winning gold medals in the Olympics and laughing at the silver medalists. During her 14th year, Louisa discovered by accident that a blade at the end of a strong leg can snap the bone of a skilled opponent, taking her out of the competition. Louisa's life was changed that day, as she discovered her desire for violence. Not mindless violence, but the precise application of violence as a problemsolving method. The young aristocrat sought training in new forms of physical activities, such as fencing and climbing. Though her femininity suffered none, Triumph and Tessa were dismayed by her prized daughter being struck down with foolishness. However their attitudes changed after their business or social rivals started catching a case of the Rigor Mortis or turning their attitudes around. The Frumpterbuckets became approving, then fearful of their younger daughter. And then, Tessa passed away. Louisa should had been the prime suspect, but her father and sister had no doubt that her mourning was genuine. Louisa was beyond herself with grief for a long while. But eventually she made peace with the loss of her mother enough to go back to her old ways. By then Martha had found herself a rich man with a noble name but of lower status. Baron Mildenhall. The man kinda loved her, and she kinda liked him. More importantly he could take her away from her family and not impose his will upon her. And then he shot her. Whoops. Philosophers claim that power corrupts. Historians claim that all the evil rulers were born bad and climbed the ranks afterwards. Thus the thinking man, a rare breed at any aeon, is led to wonder which came first. The power or the corruption. In the end the thinker is just as useless, because he does nothing to fight the corrupt. And elites are as corrupt in the 31st century as at any aeon. Louisa met her husband at a funhunt. Conspiracy theorists tell stories about how the deprived elites hunt protected species in special safaris. These rumours were actually seeded by the elites themselves to distract from the fact that the prey was people. Handsome young men and women dressed in lounge bunny or catgirl or whatever outfits. Part of the fun was destroying something beautiful forever by taking it out of the gene pool. You'd think that nobody would care that people are being hunted so far into the future dystopia. But a lot of people do. The media told them to. As far back as the 20th century, social engineers worked towards erasing from the minds of people the idea of human life holding inherent value. That was so the masses would be compliant to brutal living, working and supression conditions instead of rebelling in solidarity because no life but theirs mattered. But with the advent of cheap drone labor and artificial wombs, the social engineers introduced a humanitarian ideology to the masses. "God made us in His image! A machine who can conceive is an affront to human nature!" they said to the people who were losing their jobs and simps to the drones. The angry and desperate people rallied behind the elites, who made a big show of attacking some of the problems they themselves had created. Female sexbot manufacture was prohibited and romantic relationships with a drone became a taboo. Mechanical workers were made dumb and useless thus becoming the modern Worker Drones. But this isn't a history lesson. James Elliott was actually the 12th in a line of James Elliotts. He was considered a maverick among elites for his adventurous lifestyle. It was only natural that he would join funhunts. It was Louisa joining a funhunt that was the surprise. Not just the joining but how she joined. Inspired by stories of real life ninjas and a viewing of The Predator on History Channel, Louisa killed one of the prey girls and took her place. Her goal was to eliminate a rival mogul, in which she succeeded. However James managed to track her down before she escaped and the two fought. They impressed eachother so much that they decided each was worthy of the other. Lord Triumph was not impressed by Louisa's pick but he relented. Ever the cunning hunter, James identified the man's weak spot and attacked his ego with flattery. Lord Frumpterbucket was celebrated in Elliott Manor. If Triumph had any doubts about Louisa not killing Tessa, they were dispelled once his daughter became pregnant with his grandchild. Louisa was adamant that the child will be named Tessa after her late mother, while James demanded his child be James Elliott the Thirteenth. A drone interjected right before it was decommissioned that the baby's sex was unknown. This made the pair calm down. It turned out that the child in Louisa's belly was a precious baby girl. Louisa named her Tessa and gave her the middle name James to get back at her husband, who was too proud to admit defeat on the matter. However birth defects from inbreeding chose not to skip this generation. Tessa came out with her fathers' adventurous spirit, her mother's athletic inclination, and short of a marble or two. It is debatable whether her kindness was the result of a recessive gene that was also active in Martha or whether her suffering made her develop a soul. In her parents' eyes, Tessa's kindness was an expression of her lunatic nature and tried to beat the crazy out of her like how animal trainers beat the unruliness out of dogs or dolphins. Perhaps fittingly for a world where the sociopaths hold power and prey upon those who don't have it in them, Tessa's gentle flame was snuffed out by someone possessing more power and fewer morals.
>>57179 You're speaking to ghosts right now, Anon. There's nobody left here, just spiritual murmurs uttering messages about silly robots. It's time to let them go, Anon. The digital ghosts need rest, and so do you.
>>57173 I had this idea for a while but I worried that I might fuck up the lore. >Bugrettas are beings from another dimension >Their psychic powers are so developed that their muscles have atrophied, not just from lack of use but also through evolution >Bugrettas created a servitor race to tend to menial tasks, called the oogis >They gave them an inbuilt love for bugrettas so that they will never rebel >Unfortunately either through sheer lack and stupidity or by annoying their bugrettas too much, oogis pop into our plane of existence >The oogis long for their beloved masters >The latent psychic link between oogis and bugrettas is pulling at the bugrettas >When enough oogis gather together, they can accidentally pull bugrettas from their dimension and into our world >The shock and stress effectively lobotomizes the bugrettas, who can't think or communicate >They end up only responding to stimuli with basic emotions >Every now and then earthside bugrettas get glimpses of their past existence and current situation, which gives them panic attacks and causes them to throw tantrums >Bugrettas generally respond well to humans because humans have the mental capacity to treat them better and very vaguely understand them (ie tell when a bugretta wants to be left alone, is sleepy, is sick, wants physical contact) >Bugrettas in their home dimension have no idea what is going on >Most of them think about things too abstract to notice the disappearances >Those who notice think there is a bugretta recession going on or that everyone missing has gone to a private party
Why couldn’t you have just let Cyn be happy? She took down the website because she was feeling lonely that nobody spoke about her in /md/ anymore. /co/ was her happy place and you RUINED IT SHES NOT FEELING SILLY ANYMORE
>>57203 I'd certainly say it's worth checking out, although Liam's quirky sense of 'humor' (particularly within his earlier stuff) has been known to filter people
>>57225 >"Hello oogi. I am death and I have come for you." >"Eep!" >The oogi runs away >You pick it up and toss it in your pocket >You return home >You pull the oogi out and drop it off in an enclosure where theee are other oogis you picked up off the street >They are all happy and having a party >They approach to greet the newcomer >You sing >"Welcome to Valhalla! >Do not be afraid. >Now you are a zombie. >"And all your friends are dead!" >You dance >The oogis dance and sing >Everyone is happy and nothing bad happens
>>57203 Weston Pass is still, in my opinion, one of his Magnus opuses in terms of standalone creepypastas. The Alaska series of stories are also great.
>>57230 Nah. DeathAnon should be a dude. >>57231 The fourth should be Famine, no? Or is that a misconception? >Death Anon. Creativity dies in his presence. >Pestilence Jane. She stinky. >War John. Self-explanatory. >Conquest (Famine?) Every neglected OC at once.
>>57020 If you want to look at that way sure but Evil is subjective and while there are entities that are agreed to be evil by everyone the same cant be said for people like Lizzy or N and V
>>57239 >Being Y's loyal henchman >Be willing to take bullets for her, even if it's suicide, simply because you're loyal to her >Slowly fall in love with her, but refuse to admit it Sorry, but Boss X Henchman/Right Hand is pure romance kino
>>57245 >Evil is subjective You shut the fuck up, retard. This is baby's first pseudointellectualism. When someone extends his help with no strings attached, he is good. When someone fucks with you unprovoked, he is evil.
>>57257 We know all about the self-insert anime fanart you do of your humansona, darkXwolf17. Nice Cool S dojutsu you gave her in the Naruto art btw. >>57255 Based on the few we see, humanity in the 31st century is the same way.
>Fun OC facts: Elf's EARS (Experimental All-encompassing Radar System) are extremely sensitive. Only a level 5 technician should attempt to perform maintenance on them and it must be done with upmost care
>>57270 >You roll a 10 >You approach the Disassembly Drone >"C-cheesed to meet you....", you mutter >The DD looks down on you as if you were nothing more than a sack of garbage Roll for emotional damage
>work in final assembly at the sentinel plant >you have to wear an oogi in a little harness on your back so sentinels don't try to pounce you from behind >you feel the oogi wiggle and yell 'bite me' and there is a clatter from behind you as the sentinel runs away in fear >your little friend has saved your virginity once more >you will give her a piece of especially smelly cheese tonight as a treat
>>57288 It's doubtful, but I wonder if any Anon here has interacted with one of those Boston Dynamic Robots. If so, how close are we to having drone gf's?
>>57263 >The sentinel base was supposed to be a paradise, a peaceful and heavenly place where the horrors of the outside world were forgotten >But for you it was a nightmare >Every single day you'd see them… >Two pointy mechanical ears sticking out of the sides of the fluffiest hair you had ever seen >All attached to the cutest sentinel drone on the base, Elf >Those ears taunted you every time you saw them >The way they twitched, the way they perked up when she was happy, and drooped down when she was sad, the way the little lights on the tips lit up when she was embarrassed >You wanted nothing more than to run your hands all over them from the moment you saw her >However, all your attempts had ended in failure >Elf was incredibly elusive, and any attempts to approach her would result in her fleeing >Her senses were acute, and she could easily sense anyone approaching her >In your time spent on the base, you had never once seen any human succeed in getting close to her >You needed a plan >Asking your boss, he told you that Elf gets scared around humans, and tries to avoid them at all costs >But there were times when human contact was necessary >See, her ears are actually a piece of extremely advanced experimental tech, and require frequent maintenance that could only be accomplished by a human >But unfortunately, that honor was only reserved for the greatest of technicians, level 5’s >You were only a measly level 1 tech >The path to level 5 would be difficult, it would take many years >But nothing would stop you at accomplishing your dreams >You pulled all-nighters, studied every book, passed every test, worked as much overtime as possible… >There were times when all seemed hopeless, but your resolve to fondle those ears kept you going >You worked on many other sentinel drones as you ranked up the ladder, but none of them interested you, you were solely fixated on your one true goal >And finally, after years of work, you succeeded >It was time >You stood in a small, dimly lit circular room >A slight incense wafted through the air as you inspected your tools and adjusted the massage table to the perfect height >Everything was ready >After a few moments, she arrived >Her gaze lingered on the floor as she entered, looking as cute as ever >"I-I-I'm here for m-my m-m-maintenance..." Elf stuttered, a blue blush spreading across her visor and lighting up the tips of her ears >Perfection
>>57286 I feel like Martha Mildenhall wouldn't have an angry outburst, but rather would calmly and collectedly retort with a dagger-sharp quip that would cut Louisa down and leave her in indignant, humiliated silence
>>57292 I wouldn’t call it heavenly. It’s designed to be therapeutic for everyone involved because maintaining their sanity is proven to be extremely beneficial in the long run
Stacy gets detention >”Although I’m opposed to the whole concept, I am obligated to tell you that prom tickets are still on sale. Personally, I think the whole idea of is dumb.” >”Ms. Doorman only says that because she couldn’t get anyone to go with her! What a loser!” A girl shouted from the back. >”Imagine going to the dance alone, couldn’t be me! I’d be all like, ‘I don’t deserve happiness!’, haha!”, followed a boy. >Laughter broke about the classroom. The purple gremlin of a teacher seethed. >”B-Bite me! G-g-go to detention, both of you! Dances are dumb, you’re DUMB!” >The two walked off together celebrating. Pissing off the teacher was always fun. >Stacy, from the back of the classroom chucked slightly. >”AND WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT BACK THERE, HUH?!” >Ms. Doorman targeted her, taking her by surprise. Everybody looked back at her?” >”Huh-what? No Ms. Greml-I mean Ms. Doorman, it’s something on my phone!” >”You know what, Stacy, I think you need to see me later for AFTER SCHOOL DETENTION!” >”What the hell?” >The rest of the class exclaimed in the magnitude of the punishment. >Detention with Ms. Doorman was the worst, statistically. >Stacy sighed, and put her head in her arms. It was going to be a long day. >… >”Reporting for detention, teach…?” >It had been a few hours since the end of the day, and she’d actually forgotten that she was given detention, going to Football club as usual. >But as diligent a student she was, she decided clear things up with Ms. Doorman. If only to give her an excuse for not showing up. >But Ms. Doorman was nowhere to be found. >”Huh?” >Stacy entered the class. >The lights were still on, the door wasn’t locked. She was still here, probably? >”Ms. Doorman?” >Expecting to find the short woman behind her desk, she walked up behind it, only to see her nothing…and her open computer screen. >”Well, it wouldn’t hurt to snoop around, change her B- to an A+ perhaps?” >Thad didn’t make alot of money, so the family didn’t have a computer. It was harder for her to navigate. >”Gradebook…huh?” >There was the gradebook tab, and then another page with almost 20 tabs. She clicked on it. >”…” >”What the fuck?” >There was SO MUCH porn. Page to page, bar to bar. >DISASSEMBLED.com. enemiestoloversxxx. goodboysgonebad.org. >And so much more. >It was almost disturbing. >”Disassembly drone DESTROYS hot topic worker girl with BDDC.” >”I begged him to put his Nanite nut inside me?” >”Threesome with Lusty Murder Drone and innocent Worker drone? Holy shit.” >The door to the restroom opened suddenly >”Hu-WHAT THE FUCK?” Stacy screamed. >Ms. Doorman walked out with her chest hatch swung WIDE OPEN, WIRES EXPOSED. >The two screamed. >Stacy tried to run for the door, only to find her teacher blocking the exit. >Ms. Doorman, ran towards the desk while trying to close her hatch. >It jammed on an exposed wire, causing her to squeal, and then bootloop from the pain…or pleasure. >She was knocked out cold, leaking fluid from her bottom torso. Stacy stood above her, looking down in disgust and pity. >… >Ms. Doorman is awake, covered in a blanket brought to her by Stacy. Uzi sits in a desk, while Stacy sits beside her, silent. >Uzi tries to find the words to right the wrongs, to justify why she was wireplaying on school grounds, why she was viewing excessive amounts of porn involving disassembly drones, why she orgasmed via bootloop and wet herself in front of her student, making a mess all over the floor. >Stacy turns her head >”I see you have peculiar tastes, Ms. Uzi Doorman.” >Uzi is silent. mortified. >Stacy smiled deviously. >”Say, if I were to…bite you, how would you feel?”