/md/ - Murder Drones

>>49200
I'm out of V images with other Drones that look very, very nice, Friends, so have a Doll.

You wouldn’t fuck a girl from the Chan Nebula, would you anon?

Continuing the Death Battle discussion from last thread
>how V vs V1 would go:
f+m1

>>49217
for you anon? as soft as you want

>>49204
Jokes on you anon she’s into that

>>49215
And if I said V1 no diffs the entire Murder Drones universe including Cyn, what then

Chris get's thrown out window
>Md Death battles
>Cyn v any character

>>49221
Oh no I don't want the fiend one do things to my drone body!

>>49217
i like to think oobleck, both because it's extremely funny and because it allows for maximum grabbability

>>49224
>I dare you, faggit
>hahahahahaha
The best I can is drip oil

>>49224
EROTIC

>>49212
Janes Journals when

>>49229
>forced impregnation
>noncon
>pregnancy with eggs
>so much angst
>"erotic"
Sometimes I forget you guys have weird ass kinks it looks cool i'll give you that

>>49230
>800 pages of erotic fanfiction about B

>>49232
>800 pages of Erotic fanfiction about B and Sad emo poems about the end of the world
>15 pages of strange cultish ramblings
>800 more pages of tear strained erotic fanfiction about B and multiple half written suicide letters

>>49231
i am one of those who wasn't made worse by the threads, i've just always been like this

>>49231
"Am I the only one who understands the complexities of this ambitious cinematic masterpiece?"
>Am I the only one who understands the tasteful sexiness of this lewd artistic masterpiece?
>My kinks arent weird
>YOURE WEIRD
now do it with captured Solver war POWs grunts

>>49180
V1 is slower (aside from doing very goofy shit like slam storage) and requires blood for regeneration, and V doesn't bleed blood. I'll assume he's EM-hardened because EMP was definitely considered and negated during the Final War, but his weapons are also comparatively slow.
The most dangerous shit the Go-Pro has to contend with are the laser cannon, the MP5s funny enough (hard to parry a stream of bullets as our friend the Gutterman proves), and V pulling a Prime Soul-level melee wombo combo with unparryable attacks weaved in, which she absolutely will do. V meanwhile has to deal with rockets (and the fact that any she shoots will be time-stopped), projectile boosting, the fucking railgun, Feedbacker and Whiplash.
V1's definitely got the upper hand by a good amount, but V is not hopeless. Unless, like I said, she fails to find any way to avoid an ultraricoshot.
Being entirely realistic, V will come at V1 in melee, he will parry her and railcoin her dead in an instant, leaving when he realizes there's no blood to be found.
V then regenerates and immediately steers clear of him due to whatever the fuck just happened.

>>49240
fair assessment

>Be Femanon Solver War Grunt sent to the frontlines immediately after just signing up an hour ago (perfect)
>Entire troop dies almost immediately (oh no) picked off by familiar giggling winged boys into god knows where
>Oh golly gee how terrible I say while taking off my pants
>What ever will I do
>Sure would be a shame if one of these horrible devils picked me up and took me off to do horrible things to my mind and body in their hive of flesh and bone
>just completely terrible
WH40K Sister of Battle Discusses Xeno Tentacles | comic by baalbuddy

>>49211
why V say this...

>>49235
I more meant she might've tried to take revenge after she became the J we know today (minus several years of trauma.) she has and would have had enough autonomy to try and take revenge, and would've learned the hard way where seeking vengeance gets her.

>>49240
>V then regenerates
>than dies from lack of oil
so long V, you were almost cool

>>49245
solverpede moment
that would be pretty neat actually, cool, slightly challenging midboss that comes back later as a giant fucked up monster thing for a real bossfight

>>49235
>>49244
You don't lash back expecting to succeed.

>>49247
>solverpe-
your headcanons will never be real, keep dreaming, now sleep

>>49250
what was that we saw in episode 2 then

>>49250
so you haven't watched the show, huh?
godwife have this man [NULL]-ed IMMEDIATELY

>>49253
it may look like a monster, but I assure you that uzi is relatively harmless

>>49251
Lizzy: You ate all the hoes Doll!

>V1 Enters the MD universe
>Looks for some blood
>Gets depressed ripping open robots only to find Oil
>Sees Cyn
>Blood O meter confused : 99.89% kinda blood
>Yummie Yum

>>49248
not after getting killed for it a few times, certainly. but she's been at Cyn's mercy for years possibly even decades, and I doubt death and resurrection was all she was subjected to in that time. Based on her apparent resignation to serving Cyn that we see in the show, it's clear that after a certain point she stopped resisting, and by extension would've stopped trying to take revenge. Remember, she was so defeated that she was assisting in ending the universe because she'd been convinced she could do nothing else.

>>49263
I also love your wife

>>49263
I don't love your wife.

>>49252
>Im not sure how much Ultrakill youve seen or watched
Played on Violent. Beat everything including P-2 (which I did not P-rank, just didn't like the level). V1 moves pretty damn fast when slidehopping, but he's got way less air mobility than a DD. Slidehopping is fast but massively limits his direction.
I could have sworn there was a part during the show where a DD was shown moving faster than could be tracked. I'm not gonna go full powerscaling autist and say she's faster than light, but that is pretty fucking fast if that ever happened. But I'm probably half-remembering shit.
Good point on the jackhammer though, that thing's fucking crazy.
>V1s speed can easily maneuver around guttermen
To an extent. Gutterman tracking gets better as they shoot, to the point where they will lock on just as fast as you can move. DDs have all those targeting suites on their head and are likely all-around better at leading a moving target.

Also while watching the big fight in Episode 8 I just remembered that N kicks a rocket back at one point. If DDs can parry based off that single instance, this fight actually becomes very interesting.
Altogether, I'd rate V at the level of a Radiant V2. Naturally faster and "better", but unable to keep up with her more skilled opponent.
Ultrakill | Radiant V2

>>49263
Your wife fucking sucks

>>49265
I LOVE you, now come kiss me on my mouth, I’m feeling happy today

>>49267
we know, shes the blowjob queen.

>>49267
I'm sure she does, considering that mouth.

>>49262
Smexy and would

>>49261
Yes, we expect her to be broken. But it didn't reflect in her dialogue with V, that is what I am saying. Liam fumbled the dialogue in that scene.

>>49274
I like blue, yellow isn’t a creative colour

>>49274
Okay
So you know how Space Marines dont fair well against even the Orks already
yeah hes fucked

>>49274
normally, the Space Marine would lose, but I'm still betting my money on him because he's cooler

>>49275
"There's no escape, even in death!" sounds pretty fucking broken.

>>49277
the fuck you been watching? space marines and orks fight like badasses

>>49274
Every Execution in Warhammer 40K: Space Marine 2

>>49274
>No special characters
Having no helmet and a name is what makes a Space Marine go from fodder to potent, so this alone costs the fight. But altogether, Astartes don't hold a candle to DD antics.
The closest thing to a peer for a DD is a Necron. Which makes sense, since the Solver is basically a C'tan.

>>49275
As everyone thought when the episode length leaked, it needed more runtime.
And more efficient use of runtime.

Basically every relationship in 8 would've massively benefited from more lines, but instead got off-screened.

>>49281
>Jane writes an erotic fic about Y
>read it
>every line has one mention of "B" but is crossed out and then put Y over it

>>49281
>Liam saw this image of Jane relaxing on the planet for a second
>Retcons the snow to Asbestos

>>49238
>Hey N, you like V right?
>Y-yes?
>Great, I'm going to make sure her new body is pantsless.
>...
>Also I'll tell her if she gets too close to you, you die.

Solver exists only to torture N.

>>49288
J is infecting your mind, soon you too shall be J's husband.

>>49292
>J needs a husband!
>Not for herself of course, but for Tessa. Purely for her safety and not for any other reason.
>Yep, none at all.

>Just ignore the 37 empty bottles of Chateau Anti-Freeze 3033 littering the escape pod.

>>49274
Hmm
There's numerous ambiguous factors (Can a DD's claws/Nanite Acid penetrate Space Marine armor? Can a Bolter penetrate a DD's wings? ect) that makes it hard to make a definitive call. That being said, if this is just a 1-on-1 fight between two nameless characters I'd say that the Space Marine has the better odds of coming out of the fight alive (so long as they don't make the mistake of letting the Disassembly Drone regenerate back into peak fighting condition). Whether he can handle the inevitable Solverpede looking to "rebuild it's host" is another question entirely

>>49294
come on J! chemical manipulation is lame, be a women and just tell anon how you feel

>>49272
Is there ww2 category too?

Imagine N filling you with glowing Solver eggs after being taken from the trenches as you lay next to 20 others this has happened to

>>49298
>You don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat all these eggs
>Why N, why?

How do you like your solver war
>current military might
>flesh Vietnam with lazers and futuristic type weapons mixed with a Vietnam type aesthetic, shifting through blood swamps
>WW2 esc trench warfare
>A weekend war
>a multi month struggle

>>49279
I'm J and there's no escape, even in death

>>49298
Getting taken from the battle ground wounded
>placed into the solver flesh wall my DNA corrupts immediately stretching your body and making it more “need fulfilling”
>then [censored]
>[censored]
>and lots of [censored]

>>49300
I like to imagine it was something like Halo Reach.

>>49300
DOOM Eternal mixed with daemonworlds. Humanity is wiped out wherever the Solver goes except for the superweapon people produced by decentralized human research. These superweapon people are operating alone and can travel to most places by virtue of being super killy, but they can't be anywhere at once and aren't enough to curb the sheer numbers of the Solver forces.

While we're on the subject of vs matchups
N vs 9S
In a "which robo-twink can survive getting pegged by their partner the longest"

>>49304
yeah but halo reach had soul, unlike many other things that do that job terrible

>>49302
>>49298
>The male grunts of the war sigh a breath of relief assured in the knowledge that this only happens to woman grunts
>they laugh knowing that they will only die horribly or be turned into normal abominations
>then out of the woods appear three terrible figures
>a horny J clone
>a thirsty V clone
>and gay N
>the male grunts cry deeply not even trying to fight as they know what’s coming, they kiss goodbye to their balls who they have named.

>>49306
THIS IS THE MURDER DRONES SONG XD

(+)
I_Io
bb

>>49305
This

>>49288
you should screencap the green and post it on the booru

>>49315
>He looks the same as always
>He acts the same as always, maybe more of fag but not a lot
>Turns out drones do not change a lot with time

>>49315
N is already a 40 year old faggot
Like geniunely
He’s twice Uzis age by pure logic

I'm out of time

>>49274
>Strength
Both are superhumanly strong but I can't think of a standard space marine with a strength feat comparable to throwing Uzi almost into orbit, probably in one of the books. I'd say even with a slight edge towards the Drone.
>Speed
Big advantage to the drone. See bullet catching feat.
>Maneuverability
Drone easily. The wings are huge. Even with a jump pack a marine just can't compete.
>Weapons/Armor
Standard Drone guns are worthless against a marine. However they can rapid fire rockets which should be equivalent to Bolter shells and their laser/plasma beams would work too. Their claws should be able to cut through no problem since literally every melee weapon is somehow able to cut through ceramite.
The marine's Bolt Rifle and Chainsword should be able to blow through a drone's body no problem but they would probably be blocked by their wings. Plasma pistol might be able to pierce through the wings.
>Experience
Marines can serve for hundreds or thousands of years but most of the older ones are a higher rank or a Chaos Marine. A standard marine probably averages around a century. Even assuming a Drone maintained their whole memory it would be far less than a century, and most of their experience is in slaughter, not actual combat like the marine. Clear Space Marine advantage.

>Overall
Drone wins no contest. The drone can just bombard the Space Marine from the air while the Marine has no chance of actually landing a shot. Even in melee it's closer but the drone wins due to the big advantage in speed. Fighting a Disassembly Drone is basically like fighting a high ranking Necron that's as fast as an Eldar and can fly.

>>49321
>See bullet catching feat
bolter shells explode on contact, it’s like someone thinking they can hold a explosion in their hands

>>49321
>drone wins even though they lose to a pen and a 3ft tall emo girll

>>49325
Why she so reckless

>>49325
cutest has no meaning in fights

>>49324
Yeah I think people overestimate drones a little bit sometimes

>>49314
Fucked up the tags with commas but done.

>>49326
because she has canonically brain damaged

>>49329
Awwww

>>49324
It's an unnamed drone, not J. They don't receive her jobber debuff.

>>49321
Space marines are like 10ft tall a DD would be too stunned by a marine's sheer stature and girth to fight them well. Not even considering if it was J she'd literally start masturbating in front of the marine..

>>49335
J would fit it quite well in imperium society
Fucking Leandro’s

>>49321
tbh Space Marine are warriors knights not soldiers
Space Marine can be good at warrior things like swordsmanship or religion history but for everything else they rely on their gene seed organs or equipment
real like military can kick their ass with atgm if they aimed it correctly

>>49337
Huh? What have you this idea

>>49336
Canonically the Imperium tried to use robots to fight their wars for a while and it led to a robot uprising that buttfucked them for a while. As it turns out robots are susceptible to chaos.

>>49339
No no no anon it’s okay she’s not a robot she’s an “adeptus mecanicus” it’s totally different and above board

>>49330
Approved!

We all know Cyn is the CEO of jcjenson in the HoDR AU, but whose the CFO?

>>49340
She is real and every night she ties Anon down for sleep.

>>49334
This raises a good question; who would win in a fight, J or a Lamenter?

>>49344
lil cyn

>>49340
reminder that Nori bullied Alice hard enough for her to want to torture her daughter to death. Sure, some of that's the psychosis that comes with extended isolation in a monster-filled death pit, but Nori must've really fucked her up– and that was before the solver took full control of her body. Uzi's mom was an evil bitch

>>49324
Liam's opinion on powerscaling is "they're as strong as the plot requires, including if it would be funny", so none of these arguments work at all knowing that.
You could go
>Well, Goku has all of this and is multi-stellar-planar-omniversal
But Doll would pop him, because Liam might think that Goku pulling an Elijah Wood in Spy Kids 3 would be funny.

This fact will not stop me from wondering how the Komato would fight back against the Solver and a DD army. I'm thinking "quite well, unless the Solver reverse-engineers Nanofields".

>>49349
and lazy as well, nori could have left cabin fever labs at anytime by digging straight up

>>49351
in her defense she was looking for the patch and didn't want her family to see her as a flesh tripod

>Fun Stone Facts: He was captured at some point in the war. He barely remembers what happened to him, but he remembers getting free.

>>49350
Anons Liam’s opinion outside of the show doesn’t effect power scaling

>>49352
tough luck on the last part, you think with all that time nori fix a body for herself, guess she’ll always just be a nobody

>>49318
But I'm out of my head when you're not around!

Warhammer 40k AU, which chaos god does Jane pray to to escape the horrible war she’s in betraying her sisters of battle?

>>49357
Slaanesh because she's a filthy harlot

>>49357
none, she’s doomed to be depressed

>>49300
Flesh Vietnam and trenches are cool

>>49321
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!! SMURF MARINES ALWAYS WIN, BECAUSE [Insert List Of Bullshit] YOU DUMB FUCKING CRETIN! YOU ABSOLUTE HERETIC! [Random Warhammer Quote] FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR STUPID SERIES! FOR THE EMPEROR! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>49362
Oh look, a seething Imperium fan
I know what will shut him up
"loud coughs to clear throat"
Cadia

>>49362
stop and die

>>49362
I haven't interacted with Warhammer fans enough to say if this is accurate, but considering most of the fan comics I've seen are just Powerscaling wankfests, you're probably right

>>49366
Its over

>>49366
blind instantly

>Fun daily HoDR facts: Despite making up 13% of the workplace population, Disassembly Drones are responsible for over half of all filed sexual harassment complaints.

>>49369
>Uzi wants to fuck Step-Uncle N
Never thought that was a think that would cross my mind

>>49347
The Lamenter would win the fight but afterwards an Arch Magos would declare that J was actually a high ranking holy Machine Spirit of the Machine God and sentence the entire chapter to another penance crusade.

>>49371
I'm hearing stepfamily member, doing the Uzi?

>>49372
>NTA
that’s nice and all, through there was talk about space marine vs disassembly drone, not whatever your talking about

>>49350
>"Cake."
>*gets face full of J's ass*

>>49378
Yes, no joke, she kills the Emperor immediately

>>49378
duh, it’s a joke character, like a mary sue

>>49378
By herself? Fuck no
As a Hive or Army? Its so over Warbros

>>49378
If she could solo not only Dragon Ball but also kill One-Punch Man. Then yea

>>49378
you reminded me of something I didnt want to remember....

>>49384
Oogis, kill this humie

>>49378
Everytime I see this image I imagine them doing this
SCREAM!! (Invasion of the Body Snatchers - Donald Sutherland)

>>49378
A single Bugretta in the right place could revive the God-Emperor, close the Eye of Terror, and then usurp Slaanesh like how Jane did in Warhammer Fantasy.

>>49389
rayman raving rabbids-BWAAAAA

>>49389
>Oogis after I steal their Berry as a joke
>I will now lose my limbs as retribution

>>49385
if she wasn't malicious wouldn't she have recognized that the Uzi and the gang weren't out to kill her and she could at least try to reason with them while she had them captive? she went straight to having N butchered, but shouldn't the fact that he wasn't just a soulless killing machine like the other DDs she'd dealt with given her pause?

>>48855
Very cute! I doodled V because she was your favorite character but it's nice to see them all in one pic! Glad to know you didn't get a hangover

>>49392
Racism Lore
>Oogis having to interact with other Oogis who have a slightly different Bugretta then them (She likes Star Trek)

>Warhammer
>Battleboarding
Goodnight anons, wake me up when the thread gets interesting again.

>>49398
See ya faganon

>>49385
>what-if where Nori and Alice form a begrudging alliance
>Alice, when she has this rogue Solver core face to eye and learns it really is Nori, takes a moment before hearing what Nori has to say to laugh and jeer and mock her for being a cripple now

>>49365
it only Powerscaling wankfests
like naruto or dbz

>Lost my arm a week ago in a particularly bad battle in the Solver War
>Still feel it
>Its not phantom pain I can actually still feel it
>its crawling, slowly, moving its way towards something
>pretty sure its me

>>49366
Doesn't he has hate boner only heh for white night?

>>49323
The feat isn't catching the bullet in-and-of itself, it's that V's reaction time is fast enough to see the round fired, move her whole body past it, then stop, reach out and grab hold of it as it moves past her.
The normal muzzle velocity of an MP5 is 400m/s or 1,312ft/s. She must therefor have been moving and reacting two or perhaps three times that fast. Interestingly 400m/s is also just around the same speed that most gyrojet projectiles fly at.
I would say this feat requires some amount of effort or foreknowledge, because we never see it repeated again in a fight, but it's probably enough to say that if a DD knows they're about to be shot with something they can't block or shrug off, it's very likely they can throw themselves clear of the incoming projectile.

>>49402
>Alice contemplates whether the immediate satisfaction of just scarfing down her conveniently bite-sized bully outweighs the importance of having a partner who knows what she's doing and can actually talk

>>49365
Overall most 40kfags are pretty normal as far as fandoms go.
It's just that there are a lot of giga-autist fanboys who think 40k is the coolest most badass most powerful thing ever and they need everyone to know it. So they go around creating drawings, animations and fanfictions about their favorite 40k faction killing other universes and just being obnoxious.

>>49370
chassiscist post

>>49398
Dream sweetly my darling dearest

>>49405
It misses you!

>>49370
J is.... lonely...

>>49414
Shut the fuck up Anon! Don't ruin my chances of a dommy mommy Drone kidnapping me

(You) are going to kiss me now

>>49416
Deserved

>>49417
I hate you, so I’m going to hurt you

>>49418
With pleasure, mwah

>>49394
Gotta sleep now, so short answer
I assume anyone entering the labs is regarded as danger, the entrance is steep and all that ever came there were DDs. Uzi being a WD might be an argument, but a WD coming there with two DDs and a HUMAN!?
also don't forget Alice is completely outgunned, her taking a risk of not taking them out and just approaching the suspicious mixed group would to her almost certainly be a hail Mary. Not taking them out wasn't safe either due to the danger of having DDs roaming around.
>Went straight to having N butchered
Indeed, but mind that he is a DD, a Solvercreature, sure him talking may have set him aside from the personalityless, 606-d manordrones turned DDs, but still too dangerous to keep in their body. After all had things cleared up N's body would've been intact enough to reuse by his core like in 8.
>Weren't out to kill her
She couldn't have known and even if likely seeing something as off, the risk if not just disabling them was far too large
>Could at least try to reason with them
Ofc Alice had no clue to their intentions or what was going on at large, but she listened to the only reply Uzi gave her before biting her, which was her laying off beheading V and showing Uzi the ovencores. Uzi always giving dumb looks to Alice and acting condescending with her tone as if Alice couldn't be talked with (until she bit Alice, then she began asking questions, very unwise order of action tbh) and generally not making an effort at conversation (like V tho V may have not been able to do much given she's a DD) didn't help either.
In the end it all just kept escalating on and on due to fucked up communication, if there had been conversation or Uzi just started talking to Alice before making her mad, things could have been very different.

>>49418
Give me that look. Yknow the one.

>>49425
good enough. mwah.

>>49423(me)
>Uzi's tone
Attitude makes more sense

Many probably don't remember this, but I imagine that in the Cuddle Drones AU, that Solverpede's are specifically designed to maximizes hugging potential

>>49418
Come here, sweetheart.

>>49428
>dodge
don’t do that, I’m body isn’t in the best condition to feel anything other than coldest

I have a question. What happens to a thread once it reaches the archive in plus? Does it get deleted just like in /trash/ or does something else happen?

>>49427
This is fine.

>>49433
I'm here, all for it

I was going to try and look up more stuff for Bonnie but turns out its really fucking hard to find stuff for a person whos name is usually just "B"

I like the 40K talk here. The setting meshes very well with Murder Drones and we've gotten some great crossover greens. My personal favorite was the one from ages ago about if Perturabo's pod had landed on Copper-9. Personally I wish we got more crossover stories with other SciFi settings. I've been working on an idea for a green myself about the Absolute Solver in the Halo universe.

>>49435
We have no idea because it's never happened before ever, I recommend asking Blackhand in this thread
>>>/baw/419846

>>49442
By the gods I am going to have that back bar removed so I can see her gorgeous freckled aussie face, Janes PTSD wont keep it hidden forever

You should draw John & Jane vore f-for the funny

>>49442
She so happy!

>>49446
wouldnt it be really funny if someone wrote / drew a John to Jane genderbender that would be so cool and funny

>>49446
that is kinda funny

>>49440
https://dronebooru.co/posts?tags=b_the_human+&z=5

>>49447
technically the first information we ever got for B was old photographs with her face burnt off and the fact Janes been calling Beretta "B" since forever

>>49441
I think of absolutely retarded crossovers all the time; mainly trying to shove MD and other settings together into one setting instead of isekai'ing them together.

>>49451
The current booru is missing a lot of stuff for B, particularly some porn pieces and texts I remember