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No.49200
Murder Drones (#44)Anonymous
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My Friends, I wish you a good day!
There is something important that we need to do! We need to talk about Drones and Drone related things! You don't understand, our life depends on it! Probably...
Even if it doesn't depend on it, I think we should still do it, you know?
A just plain amazing Booru: https://dronebooru.co
Last Thread: >>48180
No.49202
Anonymous
>>49200
I'm out of V images with other Drones that look very, very nice, Friends, so have a Doll.
No.49211
Anonymous
Replies:>>49243
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>>49200
My Friends, I wanted to tell everyone who did little drawings, and said kind words to me in response to this post [>>48496].
Thank you, I really appreciate it. Love you all!
No.49212
Anonymous
Replies:>>49230
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B's recovered Journal
Read for kino Solver War grimdark
No.49213
Anonymous
You wouldn’t fuck a girl from the Chan Nebula, would you anon?
No.49215
Anonymous
Replies:>>49223
Continuing the Death Battle discussion from last thread
>how V vs V1 would go:
f+m1youtube thumb
No.49217
Anonymous
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How soft is Doll?
No.49220
Anonymous
>>49217
for you anon? as soft as you want
No.49221
Anonymous
Replies:>>49226
>>49204
Jokes on you anon she’s into that
No.49223
Anonymous
>>49215
And if I said V1 no diffs the entire Murder Drones universe including Cyn, what then
No.49224
Anonymous
Image:172764860439.png(453kB, 2000x2000)Spoiler image
Reposting
uauauauaua
>>49204
I dare you, faggit
hahahahahaha
No.49225
Anonymous
Chris get's thrown out windowyoutube thumb
>Md Death battles
>Cyn v any character
No.49226
Anonymous
>>49221
Oh no I don't want the fiend one do things to my drone body!
No.49227
Anonymous
>>49217
i like to think oobleck, both because it's extremely funny and because it allows for maximum grabbability
No.49228
Anonymous
>>49224
>I dare you, faggit
>hahahahahaha
The best I can is drip oil
No.49229
Anonymous
Replies:>>49231
>>49224
EROTIC
No.49230
Anonymous
Replies:>>49232
>>49212
Janes Journals when
No.49231
Anonymous
>>49229
>forced impregnation
>noncon
>pregnancy with eggs
>so much angst
>"erotic"
Sometimes I forget you guys have weird ass kinks it looks cool i'll give you that
No.49232
Anonymous
Replies:>>49233
>>49230
>800 pages of erotic fanfiction about B
No.49233
Anonymous
Replies:>>49281
>>49232
>800 pages of Erotic fanfiction about B and Sad emo poems about the end of the world
>15 pages of strange cultish ramblings
>800 more pages of tear strained erotic fanfiction about B and multiple half written suicide letters
No.49234
Anonymous
>>49231
i am one of those who wasn't made worse by the threads, i've just always been like this
No.49235
Anonymous
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>>49209
What are people like you arguing?
She got instantly taken over at the gala.
That was her epic, super confident attempt at fighting back.
Getting stuffed full of flesh and Solver stuff and having her OS heavily modified after that didn't make success more likely!

I understand production constraints, but having Team Uzi win in three minutes really undersold how terrible it would be to even think of fighting back without plot armor.
No.49237
Anonymous
Replies:>>49246
>>49231
"Am I the only one who understands the complexities of this ambitious cinematic masterpiece?"youtube thumb
>Am I the only one who understands the tasteful sexiness of this lewd artistic masterpiece?
>My kinks arent weird
>YOURE WEIRD
now do it with captured Solver war POWs grunts
No.49238
Anonymous
Replies:>>49290
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Solver Logic
>N? Let's just make him taller since he's already perfect.
>J? She's a suckup to the boss, so lets have her in a business suit with stockings
>V? The wallflower with glasses? Ditch the glasses, give her thigh-stockings and have her ass-out by default

More like "Solver of the writer's barely-disguised fetish"
No.49239
Anonymous
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>>49224
>This was all Uzi's idea
No.49240
Anonymous
>>49180
V1 is slower (aside from doing very goofy shit like slam storage) and requires blood for regeneration, and V doesn't bleed blood. I'll assume he's EM-hardened because EMP was definitely considered and negated during the Final War, but his weapons are also comparatively slow.
The most dangerous shit the Go-Pro has to contend with are the laser cannon, the MP5s funny enough (hard to parry a stream of bullets as our friend the Gutterman proves), and V pulling a Prime Soul-level melee wombo combo with unparryable attacks weaved in, which she absolutely will do. V meanwhile has to deal with rockets (and the fact that any she shoots will be time-stopped), projectile boosting, the fucking railgun, Feedbacker and Whiplash.
V1's definitely got the upper hand by a good amount, but V is not hopeless. Unless, like I said, she fails to find any way to avoid an ultraricoshot.
Being entirely realistic, V will come at V1 in melee, he will parry her and railcoin her dead in an instant, leaving when he realizes there's no blood to be found.
V then regenerates and immediately steers clear of him due to whatever the fuck just happened.
No.49241
Anonymous
>>49240
fair assessment
No.49242
Anonymous
>Be Femanon Solver War Grunt sent to the frontlines immediately after just signing up an hour ago (perfect)
>Entire troop dies almost immediately (oh no) picked off by familiar giggling winged boys into god knows where
>Oh golly gee how terrible I say while taking off my pants
>What ever will I do
>Sure would be a shame if one of these horrible devils picked me up and took me off to do horrible things to my mind and body in their hive of flesh and bone
>just completely terrible
WH40K Sister of Battle Discusses Xeno Tentacles | comic by baalbuddyyoutube thumb
No.49243
Anonymous
>>49211
why V say this...
No.49244
Anonymous
Replies:>>49248
>>49235
I more meant she might've tried to take revenge after she became the J we know today (minus several years of trauma.) she has and would have had enough autonomy to try and take revenge, and would've learned the hard way where seeking vengeance gets her.
No.49245
Anonymous
Replies:>>49247
>>49240
>V then regenerates
>than dies from lack of oil
so long V, you were almost cool
No.49246
Anonymous
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>>49237
No.49247
Anonymous
Replies:>>49250
>>49245
solverpede moment
that would be pretty neat actually, cool, slightly challenging midboss that comes back later as a giant fucked up monster thing for a real bossfight
No.49248
Anonymous
Replies:>>49261
>>49235
>>49244
You don't lash back expecting to succeed.
No.49250
Anonymous
>>49247
>solverpe-
your headcanons will never be real, keep dreaming, now sleep
No.49251
Anonymous
Replies:>>49259
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No.49252
Anonymous
Replies:>>49266
Image:172765022740.jpg(104kB, 1125x1493)show-me-your-best-ultrakill-reac.jpg
>>49240
>V1 is slower
Already wrong but okay. Im not sure how much Ultrakill youve seen or watched but even without Slam Storage (something he can 100% do in canon) He can go ridiculously fast by just slide spamming
Just watch the V2 fights and see how hard it is to keep track of these V unitss
>V doesn't bleed blood
Seeing how shes full of solver guts and they bleed approximately blood I would say it passes, who even knows what that Oil is.
>The most dangerous shit the Go-Pro has to contend with are the laser cannon
Pretty much all of V1s weapons are some variation of OP bullshit if you look into the lore, fuck sake his pistol by itself is a rail cannon. This on top of things like coins, the bounce railcanon, the electric ray nail cannon, etc would make it difficult to say V1 would be able to do serious damage. One grab with the whip and V cant even escape, then do a fist to her face with the new Shotgun variant and shes turned to a blood mist
1 Minute of INSANE ALT SHOTGUN TECH | ULTRAKILLyoutube thumb
>(hard to parry a stream of bullets as our friend the Gutterman proves)
You cant parry a stream of bullets but anyones who fought a gutter man knows V1s speed can easily maneuver around them (minigun to double MP5s is a little hard to say is the same tho, recoil is a bitch)
he can parry shotgun blasts of those super heated cores tho, but I will give you this that would be more difficult to not get hurt by if V1 doesnt just simply, move out of the way with incredible speed
>pulling a Prime Soul-level melee wombo combo with unparryable attacks weaved in
Im not sure where youre getting this, given sisyphus shows that even the strongest of the strong can get their melees Parried 99% of the time. Im really going to need to see how V is excluded from a parry with her Claws. I know Gabriel's many melee attacks can sometimes not be parried so maybe? But I dont think V is on Prime Soul or fucking THE GABRIEL (FROM THE BIBBLE The Holy Bibble | Aqua Teen Hunger Force Forever | Adult Swimyoutube thumb levels of strong
ULTRAKILL Sisyphus Prime Parry only (NO DEATHS)youtube thumb
>V1's definitely got the upper hand by a good amount, but V is not hopeless. Unless, like I said, she fails to find any way to avoid an ultraricoshot.
Fair, shes not "hopeless" but I would say shes pretty damn close to it
>V then regenerates and immediately steers clear of him due to whatever the fuck just happened.
Given the Leviathan fight, V1 would solo her Centipede if possible. But he probably would just leave if we assume Oil isnt close enough to blood for the blue vampire


fun discussion, I love Ultrakill Autism, but I think we can both agree V1 wins this easy even if V isnt totally hopeless, just very close to it
No.49253
Anonymous
Replies:>>49256
>>49250
what was that we saw in episode 2 then
No.49255
Anonymous
Replies:>>49257
>>49250
so you haven't watched the show, huh?
godwife have this man [NULL]-ed IMMEDIATELY
No.49256
Anonymous
>>49253
it may look like a monster, but I assure you that uzi is relatively harmless
No.49257
Anonymous
Image:172765037536.png(287kB, 959x750)bored .png
>>49255
>nah
No.49259
Anonymous
>>49251
Lizzy: You ate all the hoes Doll!
No.49260
Anonymous
>V1 Enters the MD universe
>Looks for some blood
>Gets depressed ripping open robots only to find Oil
>Sees Cyn
>Blood O meter confused : 99.89% kinda blood
>Yummie Yum
No.49261
Anonymous
Replies:>>49275
>>49248
not after getting killed for it a few times, certainly. but she's been at Cyn's mercy for years possibly even decades, and I doubt death and resurrection was all she was subjected to in that time. Based on her apparent resignation to serving Cyn that we see in the show, it's clear that after a certain point she stopped resisting, and by extension would've stopped trying to take revenge. Remember, she was so defeated that she was assisting in ending the universe because she'd been convinced she could do nothing else.
No.49262
Anonymous
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>>49242
>"You bitch!"
>She could feel the impact of hardened metal upon her warped bones.
>Each punch shattering a rib or two before they were stitched back together by the corruption.
>"After everything they fought and *died* for!"
>A quick cross block halted the next one in its path.
>"They didn't understand. You *can't* understand."
>And let the slithering appendage lurch forward to strike at his chest. Nipping it slightly to yield a splash of crimson.
>"They just...they offer so much. So much I can't describe".
>Utter betrayal stained his face. Unfettered regret painted hers, only to be washed away by a slow euphoria bubbling above.
>One slash, two slash, three.
>He responded in kind with the arcing blade of a prosthetic. The clashes echoing throughout the empty battlefield and its looming destruction.
>"The things they did...to me. So many..."
>Balance was thrown to the wind in a sweep of the legs that spurred on her enhanced reflexes to correct. Only to narrowly dodge a swipe that cost a few fingers.
>"It was BLISS."
>Positively disgusted by the confession, her adversary drew a pistol and fired.
>All shots were taken, but none seemed to put the traitor down.
>"We fought our damndest...for our family and friends...for survival...
>Rage welled in his words. A clenched fist in place of his free hand now tensing so tight one could swear it drew blood.
>"For humanity!"
>That crazed smile bore itself onto the degenerated woman's face.
>"I WON'T LET YOU TAKE OUR FUTURE AWAY!"

>"It's already gone.~"
Number Oneeeeeeee! (Rudol von Stroheim) - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle R OST Extendedyoutube thumb
No.49263
Anonymous
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I love my wife.
No.49264
Anonymous
>>49263
I also love your wife
No.49265
Anonymous
Replies:>>49268
>>49263
I don't love your wife.
No.49266
Anonymous
Replies:>>50324
>>49252
>Im not sure how much Ultrakill youve seen or watched
Played on Violent. Beat everything including P-2 (which I did not P-rank, just didn't like the level). V1 moves pretty damn fast when slidehopping, but he's got way less air mobility than a DD. Slidehopping is fast but massively limits his direction.
I could have sworn there was a part during the show where a DD was shown moving faster than could be tracked. I'm not gonna go full powerscaling autist and say she's faster than light, but that is pretty fucking fast if that ever happened. But I'm probably half-remembering shit.
Good point on the jackhammer though, that thing's fucking crazy.
>V1s speed can easily maneuver around guttermen
To an extent. Gutterman tracking gets better as they shoot, to the point where they will lock on just as fast as you can move. DDs have all those targeting suites on their head and are likely all-around better at leading a moving target.

Also while watching the big fight in Episode 8 I just remembered that N kicks a rocket back at one point. If DDs can parry based off that single instance, this fight actually becomes very interesting.
Altogether, I'd rate V at the level of a Radiant V2. Naturally faster and "better", but unable to keep up with her more skilled opponent.
Ultrakill | Radiant V2youtube thumb
No.49267
Anonymous
>>49263
Your wife fucking sucks
No.49268
Anonymous
>>49265
I LOVE you, now come kiss me on my mouth, I’m feeling happy today
No.49269
Anonymous
>>49267
we know, shes the blowjob queen.
No.49270
Anonymous
>>49267
I'm sure she does, considering that mouth.
No.49271
Anonymous
>>49262
Smexy and would
No.49272
Anonymous
Replies:>>49297
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Imagine if they added a "Solver War" roleplay category
No.49273
Anonymous
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>>49267
Yeah, she sucks my blood from time to time.
No.49274
Anonymous
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How would a Disassembly Drone fare against a Space Marine? No special characters or chapters, no Solverpedes or Psychers, just a standard Disassembly Drone vs a regular Ultramarine intercessor with a Bolt Rifle, Chainsword, and Plasma Pistol.
No.49275
Anonymous
>>49261
Yes, we expect her to be broken. But it didn't reflect in her dialogue with V, that is what I am saying. Liam fumbled the dialogue in that scene.
No.49276
Anonymous
>>49274
I like blue, yellow isn’t a creative colour
No.49277
Anonymous
Replies:>>49280
>>49274
Okay
So you know how Space Marines dont fair well against even the Orks already
yeah hes fucked
No.49278
Anonymous
>>49274
normally, the Space Marine would lose, but I'm still betting my money on him because he's cooler
No.49279
Anonymous
Replies:>>49301
>>49275
"There's no escape, even in death!" sounds pretty fucking broken.
No.49280
Anonymous
>>49277
the fuck you been watching? space marines and orks fight like badasses
No.49281
Anonymous
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>>49233
>25 pages of plans with Beretta
>50 pages trying to decide between Eye or Y as a replacement bf/gf
No.49283
Anonymous
>>49274
>No special characters
Having no helmet and a name is what makes a Space Marine go from fodder to potent, so this alone costs the fight. But altogether, Astartes don't hold a candle to DD antics.
The closest thing to a peer for a DD is a Necron. Which makes sense, since the Solver is basically a C'tan.
No.49284
Anonymous
>>49275
As everyone thought when the episode length leaked, it needed more runtime.
And more efficient use of runtime.

Basically every relationship in 8 would've massively benefited from more lines, but instead got off-screened.
No.49287
Anonymous
>>49281
>Jane writes an erotic fic about Y
>read it
>every line has one mention of "B" but is crossed out and then put Y over it
No.49288
Anonymous
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>>48202
Posted in the other thread post death apparently, drew sleepiest Sentinel. Also she came out way too close to J which means I've been practicing twintails too much.
No.49289
Anonymous
Replies:>>49291
>>49281
>Liam saw this image of Jane relaxing on the planet for a second
>Retcons the snow to Asbestos
No.49290
Anonymous
Replies:>>49293
>>49238
>Hey N, you like V right?
>Y-yes?
>Great, I'm going to make sure her new body is pantsless.
>...
>Also I'll tell her if she gets too close to you, you die.

Solver exists only to torture N.
No.49291
Anonymous
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>>49289
kek
No.49292
Anonymous
Replies:>>49294
>>49288
J is infecting your mind, soon you too shall be J's husband.
No.49293
Anonymous
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>>49290
No.49294
Anonymous
Replies:>>49296
>>49292
>J needs a husband!
>Not for herself of course, but for Tessa. Purely for her safety and not for any other reason.
>Yep, none at all.

>Just ignore the 37 empty bottles of Chateau Anti-Freeze 3033 littering the escape pod.
No.49295
Anonymous
>>49274
Hmm
There's numerous ambiguous factors (Can a DD's claws/Nanite Acid penetrate Space Marine armor? Can a Bolter penetrate a DD's wings? ect) that makes it hard to make a definitive call. That being said, if this is just a 1-on-1 fight between two nameless characters I'd say that the Space Marine has the better odds of coming out of the fight alive (so long as they don't make the mistake of letting the Disassembly Drone regenerate back into peak fighting condition). Whether he can handle the inevitable Solverpede looking to "rebuild it's host" is another question entirely
No.49296
Anonymous
>>49294
come on J! chemical manipulation is lame, be a women and just tell anon how you feel
No.49297
Anonymous
>>49272
Is there ww2 category too?
No.49298
Anonymous
Imagine N filling you with glowing Solver eggs after being taken from the trenches as you lay next to 20 others this has happened to
No.49299
Anonymous
>>49298
>You don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat all these eggs
>Why N, why?
No.49300
Anonymous
How do you like your solver war
>current military might
>flesh Vietnam with lazers and futuristic type weapons mixed with a Vietnam type aesthetic, shifting through blood swamps
>WW2 esc trench warfare
>A weekend war
>a multi month struggle
No.49301
Anonymous
Replies:>>49306
>>49279
I'm J and there's no escape, even in death
No.49302
Anonymous
Replies:>>49309
>>49298
Getting taken from the battle ground wounded
>placed into the solver flesh wall my DNA corrupts immediately stretching your body and making it more “need fulfilling”
>then [censored]
>[censored]
>and lots of [censored]
No.49303
Anonymous
Replies:>>49702
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Want sum abble ?
No.49304
Anonymous
Replies:>>49308
>>49300
I like to imagine it was something like Halo Reach.
No.49305
Anonymous
Replies:>>49313
>>49300
DOOM Eternal mixed with daemonworlds. Humanity is wiped out wherever the Solver goes except for the superweapon people produced by decentralized human research. These superweapon people are operating alone and can travel to most places by virtue of being super killy, but they can't be anywhere at once and aren't enough to curb the sheer numbers of the Solver forces.
No.49306
Anonymous
Replies:>>49310
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>>49301
>that 1 murder drones song
the amount of hate that I have for you is immeasurable, the song was terrible
No.49307
Anonymous
While we're on the subject of vs matchups
N vs 9S
In a "which robo-twink can survive getting pegged by their partner the longest"
No.49308
Anonymous
>>49304
yeah but halo reach had soul, unlike many other things that do that job terrible
No.49309
Anonymous
>>49302
>>49298
>The male grunts of the war sigh a breath of relief assured in the knowledge that this only happens to woman grunts
>they laugh knowing that they will only die horribly or be turned into normal abominations
>then out of the woods appear three terrible figures
>a horny J clone
>a thirsty V clone
>and gay N
>the male grunts cry deeply not even trying to fight as they know what’s coming, they kiss goodbye to their balls who they have named.
No.49310
Anonymous
>>49306
THIS IS THE MURDER DRONES SONG XD
No.49311
Anonymous
(+)
I_Io
bb
No.49312
Anonymous
Image:172765346404.png(1.62MB, 2480x3508)J_Booty.png
>>49300
i like to think that they had kardeshev 1-1.5 level tech but humanity still got annihilated because they were fighting a literal god from another dimension who can just bullshit the laws of physics
No.49313
Anonymous
No.49314
Anonymous
Replies:>>49330
>>49288
you should screencap the green and post it on the booru
No.49315
Anonymous
Image:172765357816.png(321kB, 809x514)magical .png
>”abracadabra! N is now a 40 year old faggot”
No.49316
Anonymous
>>49315
>He looks the same as always
>He acts the same as always, maybe more of fag but not a lot
>Turns out drones do not change a lot with time
No.49317
Anonymous
>>49315
N is already a 40 year old faggot
Like geniunely
He’s twice Uzis age by pure logic
No.49318
Anonymous
I'm out of time
No.49320
Anonymous
Image:172765387754.png(779kB, 1334x750)the man of G himself .png
>>49318
not this time
No.49321
Anonymous
>>49274
>Strength
Both are superhumanly strong but I can't think of a standard space marine with a strength feat comparable to throwing Uzi almost into orbit, probably in one of the books. I'd say even with a slight edge towards the Drone.
>Speed
Big advantage to the drone. See bullet catching feat.
>Maneuverability
Drone easily. The wings are huge. Even with a jump pack a marine just can't compete.
>Weapons/Armor
Standard Drone guns are worthless against a marine. However they can rapid fire rockets which should be equivalent to Bolter shells and their laser/plasma beams would work too. Their claws should be able to cut through no problem since literally every melee weapon is somehow able to cut through ceramite.
The marine's Bolt Rifle and Chainsword should be able to blow through a drone's body no problem but they would probably be blocked by their wings. Plasma pistol might be able to pierce through the wings.
>Experience
Marines can serve for hundreds or thousands of years but most of the older ones are a higher rank or a Chaos Marine. A standard marine probably averages around a century. Even assuming a Drone maintained their whole memory it would be far less than a century, and most of their experience is in slaughter, not actual combat like the marine. Clear Space Marine advantage.

>Overall
Drone wins no contest. The drone can just bombard the Space Marine from the air while the Marine has no chance of actually landing a shot. Even in melee it's closer but the drone wins due to the big advantage in speed. Fighting a Disassembly Drone is basically like fighting a high ranking Necron that's as fast as an Eldar and can fly.
No.49323
Anonymous
Replies:>>49407
>>49321
>See bullet catching feat
bolter shells explode on contact, it’s like someone thinking they can hold a explosion in their hands
No.49324
Anonymous
>>49321
>drone wins even though they lose to a pen and a 3ft tall emo girll
No.49325
Anonymous
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>>49324
but look how cute she is
No.49326
Anonymous
Replies:>>49331
>>49325
Why she so reckless
No.49327
Anonymous
>>49325
cutest has no meaning in fights
No.49328
Anonymous
Replies:>>49372
>>49324
Yeah I think people overestimate drones a little bit sometimes
No.49329
Anonymous
Replies:>>49333
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Drones Thinking Horny Thoughts
No.49330
Anonymous
Replies:>>49342
>>49314
Fucked up the tags with commas but done.
No.49331
Anonymous
>>49326
because she has canonically brain damaged
No.49332
Anonymous
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>>49300
My autistically idealized Solver War is a smorgasbord of stuff, all dependent on where/when the action is taking place
>Earth starts like 'Battle: Los Angeles' & ends with 'Hell on Earth'
>Proxima invests a shitload into purely anti-drone defenses, leading to the system instead being overran by horrific hordes of Solverfied Organisms dropped from space
>Plat-Binary is a decades-spanning space siege with the total might of interstellar human civilization just barely holding out against The Solver's (admittedly half-hearted & "playing for fun") attempts to take the system
>Unnamed System #1 desperately trying to keep all the fighting in space, only to be decimated by a Nanite 'plague' dispersed by hidden Solver Cultists
>Unnamed System #2 being blown apart from space after Cyn/Solver had a particularly bad tantrum (about something unrelated no less)
>NUMEROUS counter-attacks by humanity against Solver-held positions, some of which do manage to (temporarily) push the enemy back
>All of this happening over the prolonged course of 70ish years with Cyn's defeat grinding the war to a halt just before the last disorganized remnants of humanity are properly wiped out
No.49333
Anonymous
>>49329
Awwww
No.49334
Anonymous
Replies:>>49347
>>49324
It's an unnamed drone, not J. They don't receive her jobber debuff.
No.49335
Anonymous
Replies:>>49336
>>49321
Space marines are like 10ft tall a DD would be too stunned by a marine's sheer stature and girth to fight them well. Not even considering if it was J she'd literally start masturbating in front of the marine..
No.49336
Anonymous
Replies:>>49339
>>49335
J would fit it quite well in imperium society
Fucking Leandro’s
No.49337
Anonymous
Replies:>>49338
>>49321
tbh Space Marine are warriors knights not soldiers
Space Marine can be good at warrior things like swordsmanship or religion history but for everything else they rely on their gene seed organs or equipment
real like military can kick their ass with atgm if they aimed it correctly
No.49338
Anonymous
>>49337
Huh? What have you this idea
No.49339
Anonymous
Replies:>>49341
>>49336
Canonically the Imperium tried to use robots to fight their wars for a while and it led to a robot uprising that buttfucked them for a while. As it turns out robots are susceptible to chaos.
No.49340
Anonymous
Image:172765484360.jpg(36kB, 736x736)9cdde238c8b5081ef29dde75e7c7111b.jpg
Alice needs to be real
No.49341
Anonymous
Replies:>>49345
>>49339
No no no anon it’s okay she’s not a robot she’s an “adeptus mecanicus” it’s totally different and above board
No.49342
Anonymous
>>49330
Approved!
No.49343
Anonymous
Replies:>>49400
Image:172765489558.jpg(445kB, 1927x1080)172749465079.jpg
>>49340
So beautifull and cute and perfect
No.49344
Anonymous
Replies:>>49348
We all know Cyn is the CEO of jcjenson in the HoDR AU, but whose the CFO?
No.49345
Anonymous
Image:172765498371.png(1,000kB, 658x613)cat.png
>>49341
>she’s not a robot
well that’s just great, now no robot fucker is going to fuck J now
No.49346
Anonymous
Replies:>>49400
>>49340
She is real and every night she ties Anon down for sleep.
No.49347
Anonymous
Replies:>>49373
>>49334
This raises a good question; who would win in a fight, J or a Lamenter?
No.49348
Anonymous
>>49344
lil cyn
No.49349
Anonymous
>>49340
reminder that Nori bullied Alice hard enough for her to want to torture her daughter to death. Sure, some of that's the psychosis that comes with extended isolation in a monster-filled death pit, but Nori must've really fucked her up– and that was before the solver took full control of her body. Uzi's mom was an evil bitch
No.49350
Anonymous
>>49324
Liam's opinion on powerscaling is "they're as strong as the plot requires, including if it would be funny", so none of these arguments work at all knowing that.
You could go
>Well, Goku has all of this and is multi-stellar-planar-omniversal
But Doll would pop him, because Liam might think that Goku pulling an Elijah Wood in Spy Kids 3 would be funny.

This fact will not stop me from wondering how the Komato would fight back against the Solver and a DD army. I'm thinking "quite well, unless the Solver reverse-engineers Nanofields".
No.49351
Anonymous
Replies:>>49352
>>49349
and lazy as well, nori could have left cabin fever labs at anytime by digging straight up
No.49352
Anonymous
Replies:>>49355
>>49351
in her defense she was looking for the patch and didn't want her family to see her as a flesh tripod
No.49353
Anonymous
>Fun Stone Facts: He was captured at some point in the war. He barely remembers what happened to him, but he remembers getting free.
No.49354
Anonymous
>>49350
Anons Liam’s opinion outside of the show doesn’t effect power scaling
No.49355
Anonymous
>>49352
tough luck on the last part, you think with all that time nori fix a body for herself, guess she’ll always just be a nobody
No.49356
Anonymous
>>49318
But I'm out of my head when you're not around!
No.49357
Anonymous
Warhammer 40k AU, which chaos god does Jane pray to to escape the horrible war she’s in betraying her sisters of battle?
No.49358
Anonymous
>>49357
Slaanesh because she's a filthy harlot
No.49359
Anonymous
>>49357
none, she’s doomed to be depressed
No.49360
Anonymous
Image:172765558177.jpg(44kB, 1024x768)Spoiler image
No.49361
Anonymous
>>49300
Flesh Vietnam and trenches are cool
No.49362
Typical Warhammer Fan
>>49321
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!! SMURF MARINES ALWAYS WIN, BECAUSE [Insert List Of Bullshit] YOU DUMB FUCKING CRETIN! YOU ABSOLUTE HERETIC! [Random Warhammer Quote] FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR STUPID SERIES! FOR THE EMPEROR! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
No.49363
Anonymous
>>49362
Oh look, a seething Imperium fan
I know what will shut him up
"loud coughs to clear throat"
Cadia
No.49364
god of based
>>49362
stop and die
No.49365
Anonymous
>>49362
I haven't interacted with Warhammer fans enough to say if this is accurate, but considering most of the fan comics I've seen are just Powerscaling wankfests, you're probably right
No.49366
Anonymous
Image:172765579925.png(111kB, 348x346)One sin and hundreds of good deeds.png
Ok
But how do they fair against him?
No.49367
Anonymous
Replies:>>49403
>>49366
Its over
No.49368
Anonymous
Replies:>>49403
>>49366
blind instantly
No.49369
Anonymous
Replies:>>49371
Image:172765589600.png(63kB, 1080x600)OldN.png
>>49315
Reminds me of this
No.49370
Anonymous
>Fun daily HoDR facts: Despite making up 13% of the workplace population, Disassembly Drones are responsible for over half of all filed sexual harassment complaints.
No.49371
Anonymous
Replies:>>49374
>>49369
>Uzi wants to fuck Step-Uncle N
Never thought that was a think that would cross my mind
No.49372
Anonymous
Replies:>>49377
Image:172765603793.jpg(272kB, 2048x1367)a bite to eat.jpeg
>>49328
>NTA
Performance-wise Disassembly Drones are certainly intimidating opponents, especially when compared to a human, but at the same time they are still FAR from an insurmountable enemy (at least on their own)

That being said, the real reason why mankind wouldn't stand a chance in a conventional 'war' against even just Disassembly Drones has less to do with their physical powers and more to do with how (presumably) trivial it is for The Solver to replenish it's losses. I know there's been several theories/stories that have done different takes on just how a Disassembly Drone is made, but if nothing else the fact that The Absolute Solver can literally edit the properties of virtually anything in a Host's sight means it's extremely likely that The Solver can simply fabricate Disassembly Drone bodies at-will from whatever is on-hand. This means that no matter how many Disassembly Drones are bootlooped by Sentinels, blown up with sufficient ordinance, killed en-masse by whatever combination of miracle weaponry & super-soldiers mankind can muster... so long as Cyn/Solver remains it will be a never ending onslaught destined to doom humanity to a war of attrition it has no hopes of withstanding in the long term
No.49373
Anonymous
>>49347
The Lamenter would win the fight but afterwards an Arch Magos would declare that J was actually a high ranking holy Machine Spirit of the Machine God and sentence the entire chapter to another penance crusade.
No.49374
Anonymous
>>49371
I'm hearing stepfamily member, doing the Uzi?
No.49377
Anonymous
Replies:>>49387
>>49372
>NTA
that’s nice and all, through there was talk about space marine vs disassembly drone, not whatever your talking about
No.49378
Anonymous
Image:172765648702.png(41kB, 697x492)Spoiler image
Enough beating around the bush, here's the real question. Can she solo the entirety of Warhammer?
No.49379
Anonymous
>>49350
>"Cake."
>*gets face full of J's ass*
No.49380
Anonymous
>>49378
Yes, no joke, she kills the Emperor immediately
No.49381
Anonymous
>>49378
duh, it’s a joke character, like a mary sue
No.49382
Anonymous
>>49378
By herself? Fuck no
As a Hive or Army? Its so over Warbros
No.49383
Anonymous
>>49378
If she could solo not only Dragon Ball but also kill One-Punch Man. Then yea
No.49384
Anonymous
>>49378
you reminded me of something I didnt want to remember....
No.49385
Anonymous
Image:172765660990.jpg(93kB, 735x896)e01845f90e3adf9be40bd811033dc137.jpg
>>49349
Nori definitely was no dindu nuffin, seeing how she acts in the image fron 6 gives some credence to her having been more like Alice said, not killing people before her posession, but an asshole. I mean look at her daughter, taking consciousness of a classmate for no reason other than she could, doesn't come from nowhere.
It's quite speculative tbh, what isn't tgo is Alice's in MD terms and even in general, very measured reaction to Uzi, all the usual, mostly offsite talk of psycho insane hillbilly killer torturing and experimenting on drones for fun doesn't do her justice. Alice didn't actually hurt or injure Uzi after capture and at no point showed intent to do so. Mind Uzi having tried to use her solver powers to do God knows what to Alice, she didn't take her out for being a witch then. The knife to pull her necklace is a bit questionable bzt eh, Uzi wasn't hurt. Not even seeing she was Nori's caused anything, no Alice frowned, but did never chimp out (which sets her apart from Uzi and other casually violent drones), when calling Beau soon after she sounded rather excited even, until Uzi bit her finger.
Even with Tessa who she thought was human she didn't bite hard, but with Alice she intentionally bit her finger off and laughed, for zero (0) gain. The torture Alice inflicted in a very whiny 'oh vey not the consequences of my actions' Uzi was very eye-for-eye.
Even if we don't know much about early Nori and her relation with Alice, with what little we have of Nori, the things we see Uzi do and with what we can say about Alice's character from her actions (opposite of Uzi, not implusive/ not preemptively hostile/ planed violence which she enjoys in contrast to Uzi's impulsive acts), they most definitely didn't get along, even when Nori wasn't fully posessed.
How much AS' influence on Nori could have contributed is unclear tho
No.49386
Anonymous
>>49384
Oogis, kill this humie
No.49387
Anonymous
Image:172765676749.png(198kB, 920x1099)Tessa gonna fucking insane yet again.png
>>49377
Apologies, the 'tism kinda took over there for a bit
No.49389
Anonymous
>>49378
Everytime I see this image I imagine them doing this
SCREAM!! (Invasion of the Body Snatchers - Donald Sutherland)youtube thumb
No.49391
Anonymous
>>49378
A single Bugretta in the right place could revive the God-Emperor, close the Eye of Terror, and then usurp Slaanesh like how Jane did in Warhammer Fantasy.
No.49392
Anonymous
Replies:>>49396
No.49393
Anonymous
>>49389
>Oogis after I steal their Berry as a joke
>I will now lose my limbs as retribution
No.49394
Anonymous
>>49385
if she wasn't malicious wouldn't she have recognized that the Uzi and the gang weren't out to kill her and she could at least try to reason with them while she had them captive? she went straight to having N butchered, but shouldn't the fact that he wasn't just a soulless killing machine like the other DDs she'd dealt with given her pause?
No.49395
Anonymous
Replies:>>49415
>>48855
Very cute! I doodled V because she was your favorite character but it's nice to see them all in one pic! Glad to know you didn't get a hangover
No.49396
Anonymous
>>49392
Racism Loreyoutube thumb
>Oogis having to interact with other Oogis who have a slightly different Bugretta then them (She likes Star Trek)
No.49397
Anonymous
Image:172765718741.png(664kB, 790x672)Spoiler image
>>49384
No.49398
Anonymous
>Warhammer
>Battleboarding
Goodnight anons, wake me up when the thread gets interesting again.
No.49399
Anonymous
Image:172765730554.png(410kB, 649x408)end.png
>>49398
farewell
No.49400
Anonymous
Image:172765738426.jpg(110kB, 832x767)IMG_20240914_051744.jpg
>>49343
Genuinely this looks sooooooo cozy and good
Dark environment, sparsely lighted, bleu-greenish hue, Alice both blends in and can stand out. Example of the hallway, scene, when she jumps down, facing the floor, her white chest eyes and face are hidden, her dark ciolours, bare metal limbs and low contrast pattern of her gown camouflage her greatly. Then there are such shots, where the attractive warm candlelight-like 'orange of her eyes stands out immensely in that cold dark world of the labs, ever so slightly illuminating her brown hair at the sides of her face, it's all warm colours there, even on her clean white mouth and chest light seems more turquoise than cold blue, at least in her room.
Alice cuddlin at night in winter or so I need
>>49346
Her to do that
Or she could act like in the original green I wouldn't mind either anon did survive after all
No.49401
Anonymous
>>49398
See ya faganon
No.49402
Anonymous
Replies:>>49408
>>49385
>what-if where Nori and Alice form a begrudging alliance
>Alice, when she has this rogue Solver core face to eye and learns it really is Nori, takes a moment before hearing what Nori has to say to laugh and jeer and mock her for being a cripple now
No.49403
Anonymous
Image:172765749519.png(171kB, 410x310)WhiteNight_Confess.png
>>49367
>>49368
Amen
No.49404
Anonymous
>>49365
it only Powerscaling wankfests
like naruto or dbz
No.49405
Anonymous
Replies:>>49413
>Lost my arm a week ago in a particularly bad battle in the Solver War
>Still feel it
>Its not phantom pain I can actually still feel it
>its crawling, slowly, moving its way towards something
>pretty sure its me
No.49406
Anonymous
Replies:>>49438
>>49366
Doesn't he has hate boner only heh for white night?
No.49407
Anonymous
>>49323
The feat isn't catching the bullet in-and-of itself, it's that V's reaction time is fast enough to see the round fired, move her whole body past it, then stop, reach out and grab hold of it as it moves past her.
The normal muzzle velocity of an MP5 is 400m/s or 1,312ft/s. She must therefor have been moving and reacting two or perhaps three times that fast. Interestingly 400m/s is also just around the same speed that most gyrojet projectiles fly at.
I would say this feat requires some amount of effort or foreknowledge, because we never see it repeated again in a fight, but it's probably enough to say that if a DD knows they're about to be shot with something they can't block or shrug off, it's very likely they can throw themselves clear of the incoming projectile.
No.49408
Anonymous
>>49402
>Alice contemplates whether the immediate satisfaction of just scarfing down her conveniently bite-sized bully outweighs the importance of having a partner who knows what she's doing and can actually talk
No.49409
Anonymous
>>49365
Overall most 40kfags are pretty normal as far as fandoms go.
It's just that there are a lot of giga-autist fanboys who think 40k is the coolest most badass most powerful thing ever and they need everyone to know it. So they go around creating drawings, animations and fanfictions about their favorite 40k faction killing other universes and just being obnoxious.
No.49410
Anonymous
>>49370
chassiscist post
No.49411
Anonymous
>>49398
Dream sweetly my darling dearest
No.49412
Anonymous
Replies:>>49414
Image:172765792926.png(96kB, 376x554)Blondi Neo.png
>Fun Daily Blondi Facts: Did you know that most humans are weak and submissive? This makes the perfect pet for your average Drone
No.49413
Anonymous
>>49405
It misses you!
No.49414
Anonymous
Replies:>>49417
Image:172765800582.png(550kB, 741x596)SILENCE.png
>>49412
humanity put you into this world, and it can take you out of this world
No.49415
Anonymous
Image:172765806387.png(160kB, 860x1020)French V with French Lizzy.png
>>49395
Thanks! V is my favorite character of MD yes! I still love it, don't get me wrong. It is nice to see you think it is nice! And thank you!
No.49416
Anonymous
>>49370
J is.... lonely...
No.49417
Anonymous
>>49414
Shut the fuck up Anon! Don't ruin my chances of a dommy mommy Drone kidnapping me
No.49418
A male disassembly drone
(You) are going to kiss me now
No.49419
Anonymous
Image:172765815193.png(503kB, 586x434)fire blast.png
>>49416
No.49420
Anonymous
>>49416
Deserved
No.49421
Anonymous
>>49417
I hate you, so I’m going to hurt you
No.49422
Anonymous
Replies:>>49427
>>49418
With pleasure, mwah
No.49423
Anonymous
>>49394
Gotta sleep now, so short answer
I assume anyone entering the labs is regarded as danger, the entrance is steep and all that ever came there were DDs. Uzi being a WD might be an argument, but a WD coming there with two DDs and a HUMAN!?
also don't forget Alice is completely outgunned, her taking a risk of not taking them out and just approaching the suspicious mixed group would to her almost certainly be a hail Mary. Not taking them out wasn't safe either due to the danger of having DDs roaming around.
>Went straight to having N butchered
Indeed, but mind that he is a DD, a Solvercreature, sure him talking may have set him aside from the personalityless, 606-d manordrones turned DDs, but still too dangerous to keep in their body. After all had things cleared up N's body would've been intact enough to reuse by his core like in 8.
>Weren't out to kill her
She couldn't have known and even if likely seeing something as off, the risk if not just disabling them was far too large
>Could at least try to reason with them
Ofc Alice had no clue to their intentions or what was going on at large, but she listened to the only reply Uzi gave her before biting her, which was her laying off beheading V and showing Uzi the ovencores. Uzi always giving dumb looks to Alice and acting condescending with her tone as if Alice couldn't be talked with (until she bit Alice, then she began asking questions, very unwise order of action tbh) and generally not making an effort at conversation (like V tho V may have not been able to do much given she's a DD) didn't help either.
In the end it all just kept escalating on and on due to fucked up communication, if there had been conversation or Uzi just started talking to Alice before making her mad, things could have been very different.
No.49424
Anonymous
>>49418
Give me that look. Yknow the one.
No.49425
Anonymous
Replies:>>49428
Image:172765835142.png(284kB, 449x323)Spoiler image
>>49424
No.49427
Still a male disassembly drone
Replies:>>49436
Image:172765841672.jpg(320kB, 1536x2048)Cyn is rizzing.jpg
>>49422
Now we are married
>>49424
This is the best image I got
No.49428
Anonymous
Replies:>>49434
>>49425
good enough. mwah.
No.49429
Anonymous
>>49423(me)
>Uzi's tone
Attitude makes more sense
No.49431
Anonymous
Many probably don't remember this, but I imagine that in the Cuddle Drones AU, that Solverpede's are specifically designed to maximizes hugging potential
No.49433
Anonymous
Replies:>>49437
>>49418
Come here, sweetheart.
No.49434
Anonymous
>>49428
>dodge
don’t do that, I’m body isn’t in the best condition to feel anything other than coldest
No.49435
Anonymous
I have a question. What happens to a thread once it reaches the archive in plus? Does it get deleted just like in /trash/ or does something else happen?
No.49436
Anonymous
Replies:>>49439
>>49427
This is fine.
No.49437
Still a male disassembly drone
>>49433
I'm here, all for it
No.49438
Anonymous
Image:172765869228.png(675kB, 1071x1071)boned.png
>>49406
That's because White Night is Satan. So maybe he'll do something to other "great evils" too.
Or maybe he'll just sit there as emotional support and give Uzi, N and V a cool crown of thorns.
No.49439
Anonymous
Image:172765873356.png(331kB, 413x392)all good.png
>>49436
>t.
No.49440
Anonymous
I was going to try and look up more stuff for Bonnie but turns out its really fucking hard to find stuff for a person whos name is usually just "B"
No.49441
Anonymous
Replies:>>49453
I like the 40K talk here. The setting meshes very well with Murder Drones and we've gotten some great crossover greens. My personal favorite was the one from ages ago about if Perturabo's pod had landed on Copper-9. Personally I wish we got more crossover stories with other SciFi settings. I've been working on an idea for a green myself about the Absolute Solver in the Halo universe.
No.49442
Anonymous
Image:172765877500.png(287kB, 858x1112)cfed184c80f07c5cedc2e473574ec12e.png
Jane gets a happe meal
she is so happe
No.49443
Anonymous
Image:172765880944.png(35kB, 893x715)John without the mask.png
>>49435
it just stays, it doesn't really archive in the way you'd think.
our first threads when we first moved her back in april are still up on the plus /co/ board, even
No.49444
Anonymous
>>49435
We have no idea because it's never happened before ever, I recommend asking Blackhand in this thread
>>>/baw/419846
No.49445
Anonymous
>>49442
By the gods I am going to have that back bar removed so I can see her gorgeous freckled aussie face, Janes PTSD wont keep it hidden forever
No.49446
Not Gooseworx
You should draw John & Jane vore f-for the funny
No.49447
Anonymous
Replies:>>49452
Image:172765896723.png(228kB, 2081x1703)b_loreog.png
>>49440
the first scrap of info we ever got for b the human was some scribbles in a drawpile
No.49448
Anonymous
>>49442
She so happy!
No.49449
super not gooseworx
Replies:>>49518
>>49446
wouldnt it be really funny if someone wrote / drew a John to Jane genderbender that would be so cool and funny
No.49450
Anonymous
>>49446
that is kinda funny
No.49451
Anonymous
Replies:>>49454
>>49440
https://dronebooru.co/posts?tags=b_the_human+&z=5
No.49452
Anonymous
>>49447
technically the first information we ever got for B was old photographs with her face burnt off and the fact Janes been calling Beretta "B" since forever
No.49453
Anonymous
>>49441
I think of absolutely retarded crossovers all the time; mainly trying to shove MD and other settings together into one setting instead of isekai'ing them together.
No.49454
Anonymous
>>49451
The current booru is missing a lot of stuff for B, particularly some porn pieces and texts I remember
No.49455
Anonymous
Image:172765912207.jpg(55kB, 654x904)Cyn and N orange.jpg
>back in the manor, Cyn and N would get into all manner of shenanigans prior to her possession.
No.49456
Anonymous
Image:172765917161.jpg(59kB, 850x987)sample-43ca5433104b99847d2beefa26286251.jpg
YOU THERE! SPIN THE WHEEL TWICE AND WRITE A GREEN! IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER OR NOT YOU FULLY GRASP THE CHARACTER! DO A SPEED READ ON THE BOORU OR USE THE DECK AND GO-AHEAD! IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN!
https://wheelofnames.com/nv2-fke
No.49457
Anonymous
>>49418
>Eye pleading anon to marry him because john wont even look at him
No.49458
Anonymous
Replies:>>49466
>>49456
You should link both the OC deck and the wiki alongside the wheel to make it easier for people
No.49459
Anonymous
Image:172765925925.png(33kB, 808x404)1684459850475515.png
>>49454
i probably have most of the b content...just gotta get around to posting it
No.49460
Anonymous
>>49456
nah, I’m writing 3 stories at the same time and I don’t want to procrastinate even more
No.49461
Anonymous
>>49454
If you have them, upload them, there is so much missing
No.49462
Anonymous
Replies:>>49463
>>49417
What about dommy daddy drone:D
No.49463
Anonymous
Image:172765933809.png(1.12MB, 1066x594) yourfatherdoesn'tloveyou.png
>>49462
No.49464
Anonymous
>>49423
>Uzi being a WD might be an argument, but a WD coming there with two DDs and a HUMAN!?
but Alice didn't seem to realize that Tessa was a human (or at least not a typical drone) because she tried to disable her with a magnet.
if nothing else I think her well-honed survivalist instincts should have set off alarm bells in her head just from seeing what was to her eyes a strange new type of drone working with both worker and disassembly drones. such a strange occurrence would surely merit a proper interrogation, because it could mean more of them were coming.
No.49465
Anonymous
>>49454
Ya best git to them ARCHIVES and start dem SCREENCAPPIN' and POSTIN' to th'damn booru then bo'ah!
No.49466
I didn't make the wheel but sure!
Replies:>>49468
>>49458
>>49456 (me)
Dronebooru.co
OC DECK: Information Is Accurate But It Doesn't Fully Contain Everyone
https://files.catbox.moe/nttnk8.png
No.49467
Anonymous
Replies:>>49477
>>49394
>shouldn't the fact that he wasn't just a soulless killing machine like the other DDs she'd dealt with given her pause?
Why would that matter to her? He's a threat. That overrides any considerations of superficial personality. And he's a source of valuable spare parts. Yeah she's hostile, but she deals with them in an instrumental manner, just like the way Uzi and the gang deal with everyone else.
No.49468
Anonymous
>>49466
Also the wiki
https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/help:home
No.49469
Anonymous
Image:172765951501.png(125kB, 662x556)1681935753112009.png
please if you can contribute to the wiki by writing articles about your oc's that would be great
No.49470
Anonymous
Image:172765953861.png(49kB, 444x458)Tessa trauma.png
A normal day, in Tessa's life.
>Tessa had her hand over her red cheek, her eyes watery because of the pain
>J was looking over her, distress on her face, with a key in her right hand
>V was in front of the door, walking left to right, worried about him
>"He is all alone, he will not be able to do everything alone!" The little maid worker drone fretted, he was referring to N, he was the only one of Tessa's drones who had not punished
>"We can't do anything anyway, at least we locked up 'miss broken', so she will not do things harder" J did not worry about N, he would manage, and if not, it didn't matter that much to her
>Tessa was still in shock, this time she didn't even say a word, and she was struck down
>V started once again speaking "But he still has a lot of work assigned, and they added our work! We should..." She wanted to help him, but that was going to make things worse, it was specified that they couldn't leave the room
>Noticing how V didn't continue to speak, J decided to make something clear "'Do not leave the room under any circumstances, if I catch you or any of you trash pets, you are going to have it ten times worse young lady!' That is what they said, don't you remember?" J's voice was snappy, dry
>V just stayed quiet; J sighed and crouched to look at Tessa's face "Are you okay?" She asked with a soft-spoken voice, genuine worry could be heard
>Tessa perked up, looking at J "Yeah, yeah!" She smiled at her and then stood up, moving the chains on her ankle
>"I had nothing to do with it... What was wrong with *her*?" "I can think of a few things" J chuckled a little bit
>"I should just... Prepare for tomorrow, maybe they will let me out sooner like that" Tessa was just tired at this point, many times she thought of escaping this prison, but to where?
>"J, can you help with the dance?" A sad tone could be heard in her voice, the energy of the day was gone, for now, just compliance was on her mind, even when she hated to do whatever her parents told her
>J nodded at her, and Tessa, with a defeated posture walked towards a shelf with vinyls, took one out, and put it on a gramophone she had there in her room
>She started the vinyl, and J proceeded to help her with the little dance her parents wanted her to do to impress their plutocrat friends
>She hated doing this, but for today she was tired of resisting, just today, tomorrow she would do anything to have the upper hand against her parents

>V was still looking at the door, and then she heard some footsteps, metallic ones
>She is happy, it was probably N who had come to see them, no Drone ever gets near Miss Tessa's room
>She put her hand on the knob, and she was about to open the door, but J looked at her, she immediately stopped helping Tessa and pushed V's arm
>V was taken by surprise and stepped away, although clumsily fell on her flat bottom
>"What do you think you are doing?! Putting Tessa in more problems?!" She screamed at V, she was noticeably angry at her
>"I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I thought I heard N outside!" J could not care less "You are putting Tessa in more problems if you open that door!"
>"Is this a bad moment?" N was heard outside the door "N!" Exclaimed Tessa, V looked happy, and she stood up to get closer to the door "Are you okay?" Asked V "Yes, I'm always doing amazing!"
>Tessa tried to get closer to the door, but the chain stopped her "N, are my parents still looking to act like cunts?" She was asking if it seemed that she would leave today her room, or tomorrow it would be
>"Well, you see..." And then silence
>"What are you doing here? Your work does not belong here!" Heavy footsteps got closer, and then something hitting metal "Get back to work!" V looked sad hearing that
>"Yes sir!" N walked away, with his upbeat tone as always, while James Elliot stood there "Stupid piece of junk, harmed my hand" He said under his breath
>Then he walked away
>J and Tessa started to laugh at James's expense, V just felt bad for N
No.49471
Anonymous
>>49456
>Enn was not having a good day.
>Not only was his juice late, but in his endless fury, he'd spilled it on the counter and got sent to time out.
>So Enn had made a decision.
>Moving to the bathroom, he found usable hair, and fashioned himself a goatee.
>He was evil Enn now.
>Laughing maniacally, Enn returned to... sitting in time out.
>He didn't want to get in trouble after all.
No.49472
Anonymous
B x Jane is Bane because B would fucking break Janes spine if given the chance
No.49475
Anonymous
Image:172765969029.png(367kB, 1266x813)1s8x0a.png
>>49454
Is this one of the missing sexo pieces?
No.49476
Anonymous
>>49475
>The nanite nut
RIP.
No.49477
Anonymous
>>49467
He's a potential threat, but more importantly to her survival he's a new threat. yes he's a DD, but he's got a personality, and that could mean that DDs have begun changing, evolving. if it's in part a mental change, then taking him apart would only reveal so much. you can't learn the psychology of your enemy if you've already killed him
No.49478
Anonymous
No.49479
Anonymous
>>49475
logical but unfortunate choice of color
No.49480
Anonymous
>>49475
I can't believe Jane likes piss
No.49481
Anonymous
No.49482
Anonymous
>>49471
>accidentally replied to a post
fool, now look at what you done
No.49483
Anonymous
>>49475
golden shower
No.49484
Anonymous
>>49475
It is already there it seems
No.49485
Anonymous
Replies:>>49489
I can't believe that Nanite Acid was actually just DD piss this whole time
No.49486
Anonymous
>>49469
Working on it
No.49487
Anonymous
Replies:>>49491
Harper happy to see u
No.49488
Anonymous
Image:172766010782.png(53kB, 669x1743)603676d9f831349b374a16fb92fc8bc2.png
>hot BJ porn
>Tags: Pregnancy
No.49489
Anonymous
Replies:>>49495
>>49485
DDs eat, so do they produce waste?
No.49491
Anonymous
Replies:>>49519
>>49487
Please stop flashing me Harper I can't even see anymore.
No.49492
Anonymous
Replies:>>49496
>>49484
Its not under the B character tag
No.49493
Anonymous
Replies:>>49503
https://dronebooru.co/posts/5731?q=jane_the_human+
what does this have to do with Jane?
No.49494
Anonymous
Replies:>>49507
Image:172766028570.jpg(2.77MB, 4032x3024)yjnue2.jpeg
>>49484
I see. I don't see this one on the booru
No.49495
Anonymous
>>49489
>drone scat fetish
No.49496
Anonymous
>>49492
I can see it there.
If you don't have an account, you can't see NSFW stuff
No.49497
Anonymous
Replies:>>49499
>>49469
>The Oogi Lore Master
>Every Oogi Hive has one
>These Oogis role is simple, they catalogue, any historical events, strange humie devices they come across, and what berries/plants are edible
>They work mostly with Oogi Artificers who reverse engineer humie technologies into something more helpful
>They are one of the few Oogis that gets first grabs at any freshly produced honey
No.49499
Anonymous
Replies:>>49501
Image:172766044122.jpg(53kB, 567x436)1317674257543.jpg
>>49497
I can't believe she got Oogified
Truly no one is safe
No.49500
Anonymous
Image:172766046275.png(86kB, 485x691)4d4fcb8d268b3e19a29c0bc2f5c1f530.png
We used to be a proper thread
No.49501
Anonymous
>>49499
except for your mother
No.49502
Anonymous
>>49500
Eugh, that face is fucking grotesque
No.49503
Anonymous
>>49493
i thought that was md
my mistake
No.49504
Anonymous
>>49475
this is why jane wants to fuck eye btw
No.49505
Anonymous
>>49500
professionals don’t have, robot fuckers are gone
No.49506
Anonymous
Replies:>>49509
>>49470
nice premise and overall story but the quality of the writing could use a lot of work
No.49507
Anonymous
>>49494
HOT
HOT HOT HOT
No.49508
Anonymous
Replies:>>49512
Image:172766061283.png(97kB, 1717x537)A normal day, in Tessa's life.png
>>49470
>Sad manor shenanigans
I like it; Very nice work friend!
Unrelated but I'm 'officially' back from vacation now so I'll definitely be needing to catch up on & cap some of the more recent based greens before digging more into my deeper backlog
No.49509
Anonymous
>>49506
I had so many ideas, but then I fell on my face when trying to write it, and screwed it up.
No.49510
Anonymous
Image:172766063335.jpg(71kB, 850x625)sample-4a2048378d16c0a598d52c73b59dfb65.jpg
>looking for B stuff
>found : depression
No.49511
Anonymous
Replies:>>49517
Image:172766066793.png(127kB, 370x328)Screenshot 2024-09-29 204327.png
>>49510
No.49512
Anonymous
>>49508
>Spoiler
I wish you the best of lucks!
No.49514
Anonymous
Replies:>>49515
Image:172766077159.png(245kB, 562x750)war.png
>>49510
No.49515
Anonymous
No.49517
Anonymous
>>49511
don’t think that’s a good idea, last time someone befriended jane, she killed them during the war to save her own life
No.49518
Anonymous
Image:172766089846.png(5kB, 295x240)bendergend.png
>>49449
>Joan the Human
>girl straight out of university sent to work at cfl labs expecting a relatively comfy life. she is very skilled in organic chemistry and interacted with the drones alot, unfortunately she arrived on planet at the worst time ever
>Jan the Human
>former soldier, belligerent killer, fell in love with his co, betrayed his unit etc etc etc. besides the trauma he is a wacky goofy fun loving guy
No.49519
Anonymous
>>49491
>Harper gets a little excited and happy
>her bootloop flashes gets slightly out of control when she's happier
>you keep forgetting to bring sunglasses when you meet Harper
>it's okay though
>her happiness is enough
No.49520
Anonymous
Image:172766100476.png(78kB, 961x601)Femanon Grunt turns traitor.png
>>49242
>>49262
Kek, very nice work!
No.49521
Anonymous
Replies:>>49524
Image:172766105027.jpg(57kB, 850x1292)sample-1d8c02fc2892e6e7a3ee5d5e6fde3e98.jpg
Designed for N dick(s)
No.49522
super not gooseworx
Replies:>>49527
>>49518
Genderbender as in TF anon!!! Not just r63
No.49523
Anonymous
>>49475
>B's boob consuming Janes tiny boobs
Sex
No.49524
Anonymous
>>49521
I don't mean to sound like a dick, but this art style is gross and off-putting
No.49525
Anonymous
>>49524
You're gross and off-putting
No.49526
Anonymous
>>49524
Porn is Porn anon ill take it
No.49527
Anonymous
Image:172766132822.png(5kB, 295x240)bendergend2.png
>>49522
you're gay
No.49532
Anonymous
Replies:>>49536
>>49518
I dont want to shit on your green but Jane r63 is just John and John r63 is Jane
No.49533
Anonymous
Replies:>>49535
Image:172766145561.png(318kB, 1398x1620)no answer.png
>>49524
don't insult amyanon like that
No.49534
Evil N
I hate doing anything.
No.49535
Anonymous
>>49533
>Lion King noises
>Several zebras bowing to Beretta
>Nobody knows where they came from.
No.49536
Anonymous
Replies:>>49539
Image:172766153765.png(31kB, 812x753)b20f3a05e9904e126873639780510d4c.png
>>49532
nuh uh
No.49537
Anonymous
Replies:>>49543
>>49456
>Mac
>Labor Bot G
what

>The outpost's doors fly open
>Mac struts in, a boombox on his shoulder, back after so long
Return of the Mackyoutube thumb
>"Where's my wonderful sister who I love very much?" he shouts down the halls
>A blocky little bot rounds the corner- a Labor Bot with overly long hair
>Its screen is flashing rainbows at him
>"H-hi, this is Outpost L," she says
>Mac stops the music
>"...I was looking for Outpost 3," he says slowly
>"Sorry, I don't know where that is. D-do you wanna play Deadlock 2 with me?"
>Mac's hazard sensors detect a MOBA
>"Nnnnope!"
>Mac retreats back to the unforgiving wastes
>"He looked like a casual anyway," the laborer tells herself as she shuffles back to her Gamer Nook
No.49538
Anonymous
Image:172766162140.png(303kB, 1219x1372)serial designation l (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - 0979f89b55a01a3128033fb40886e2ac.png
I asked about the mouth, but what do you think about drone tongue?
What is your favorite? Metallic, soft, polymer, gray, black, neon, etc
No.49539
Anonymous
Replies:>>49540
>>49536
Are you saying John didnt go to college
if we assume J as a being
>If J is male, they stay in college, go to CFL, suffer massive tragedy there which forces them to dress as a drone
>if J is female, they drop out and go to war, suffer a massive tragedy there which forces them to dress as a drone
No.49540
Anonymous
Replies:>>49541
>>49539
i just made a doodle for fun you can write the lore alright anon
No.49541
Anonymous
>>49540
I specifically didn't want to shit on your doodle anon you can have your fun I wasnt trying to be mean, its cute
No.49542
Anonymous
Don't forget to refill your drones saliva canister after use.
No.49543
Anonymous
>>49537
>Mac meets a laborbot girl who takes him to Archiver church and changes his whole point of view of life
>Archiver church doesn't even have any inherently good lessons, all the verses are gossip, Archiver's personal views on old movies and LB's talking shit about JCJenson
No.49544
Anonymous
Image:172766186872.jpg(63kB, 850x419)sample-a9315477bd4d84c5d499da87337c520f.jpg
Remember that young OC prompt
No.49545
Anonymous
Image:172766194540.jpg(16kB, 768x1024)1726273757209579.jpg
What would you do in this situation?
No.49546
Anonymous
>>49545
Free her
No.49547
Anonymous
>>49545
Get arrested for stealing JCJenson property (this was mostly about the paperclips not the drone.)
No.49548
Anonymous
>>49545
I would do things that would make Josef Mengele puke
No.49549
Anonymous
Replies:>>49550
>>49545
I take her home and lay her down on the couch, I then explain that I don't need to know what happened, but she must eat this, as I hand her a bowl of eggs
No.49550
Anonymous
>>49549
>The bowl of eggs is actually a collection of Pillbaby's
No.49551
Anonymous
Image:172766236209.jpg(41kB, 756x568)1727637081699241.jpg
>Getting hired at JC Jenson in Spaaaaace!
>Working in the same department as J!
>Having J insult you for being a lazy slacker at work!
>Having J file a complaint to HR against you for constantly hitting on her!
>Seeing J look at you in disgust every time she sees you!
>Getting promoted to department head instead of J(your uncle is a corporate executive)!
>Seeing J force herself to be polite to you!
>Harassing J at the office now that you're the boss!
>Forcing her to make your coffee and bring it to you with a smile!
>Sabotaging J's big project!
>Having J come to you in tears and beg you to not fire her!
>Agreeing to keep her on in exchange for certain favors!
>Having J in your office most of the day giving you 'special reports'!
>Seeing J get dirty looks from her coworkers!
>Making J do all of your actual work!
>Getting promoted again due to J's hard work!
>Making J your official secretary!
>Changing J's official uniform to a short skirt and garters!
>Getting promoted again(you make J 'congratulate' you)!
>Getting busted by the feds for corporate crimes!
>Making J take the fall for you!
>Listening to J say what she really thinks of you now that she's been let go!
>Finding out what company J's been hired at afterwards!
>Convincing the other executives to do a merger!
>Bringing J's department under your control!
>Seeing J's face when you're introduced as her new boss!
No.49552
Anonymous
Replies:>>49557
>>49551
>wake up from that weird dream!
>Having J be your boss instead actually!
>J raping you!
No.49553
Anonymous
>>49551
J hot
No.49555
Anonymous
>>49538
they all have their pros and cons, the unifying factor being that i want all of them down my throat
No.49556
Anonymous
>>49551
Uoohh... Jbuse... <3
No.49557
Anonymous
>>49552
>J raping you!
come on anon, we both know that you’d enjoy it
No.49558
Anonymous
>>49551
>Implying having J do your work wouldn't get you fired
J can only job Anon.
No.49559
Anonymous
No.49560
Anonymous
Image:172766296895.png(249kB, 1690x1712)0e55456df07680795010496d142e8ce1.png
>Getting hired at JC Jenson in Spaaaaace!
>Working in the same department as Anti-J!
>Hitting it off with Anti-J when you say you hate work!
>Learning to do nothing and get paid with Anti-J!
>Purchasing several chemicals from several different stores under different identities!
>Leaving the chemicals at dead drops for Anti-J!
>Taking sick leave!
>Miraculously being away when the offices are mysteriously destroyed!
>Getting a new job at a different branch!
>Getting promoted due to sudden vacancies in the company!
>Having Anti-J as your secretary!
>Spending months doing nothing, waiting for the heat to die down!
>Plotting the razing of another branch!
>Anti-J!
No.49562
Anonymous
Replies:>>49566
Image:172766301807.jpg(310kB, 1200x675)daxcover.jpg
Recovered journal of one Jane. T. Human

>Day 1:
>Journals are fucking lame

>Day 3:
>God DAMN my commanding officer has a nice rack (as in boobies)

>Day ??:
>I have subscribed to a higher power, I dont want to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy

>Day ???
>Jane is getting off this fucking rock

>Day x:
>humiliation
No.49564
Anonymous
Video:172766369759.mp4(4.69MB / 0:00:27 / avc1, 1920x796)c573f0e529aaf2fe85d99ab3b25a8952.mp4
No.49565
Anonymous
>>49564
We should kill this Anon with rocks
No.49566
Anonymous
Image:172766389942.jpg(38kB, 850x463)sample-33853a1e9148131ecf809ca9739ba10b.jpg
>>49562
Jane should have thought of that
No.49567
Anonymous
Replies:>>49570
Jane milk and Jane cookies for everyone.
No.49568
Anonymous
>>49564
I think the MLP crowd were a lot more likely to migrate to the VivziePop shows, not here.
No.49569
Anonymous
>>49545
reluctantly indulge her apparent kidnapping roleplay kink. if she didn't wanna be tied up she'd have untied herself and twisted my head off with her spooky witch powers already
No.49570
Anonymous
Image:172766403827.png(125kB, 875x1030)AWOOGA.png
>>49567
You dont say
No.49571
Anonymous
Image:172766411639.png(299kB, 603x428)Dronenen.png
What it feels like to be a dronefucker in a humanfuckers world
No.49572
Anonymous
Replies:>>49574
>>49571
best open your eyes there lad, because you are already in that world
No.49573
Anonymous
Replies:>>49575
>>49571
I think Humanfuckers deserve the rope, humans are made only for Drone relationships. I saw a humanfucker the other day and I fucking dropkicked that bitch into the garbage before proceeding to tongue a nearby Drone
No.49574
Anonymous
Replies:>>49577
>>49572
I meant at around the time of the Gala
I imagine fucking your drone wifes wasnt socially accepted
No.49575
Anonymous
>>49573
Yeah I dont think youve been fucking a lot of humans DarkxWolf
No.49577
Anonymous
>>49574
That could be a whole story in itself, I imagine that Human/Drone relationships were viewed like faggots in the 50s, so most people had to keep it at home or abuse their Drone lover to keep people from suspecting anything
No.49579
Anonymous
Replies:>>49580
>>49578
I like this, the image of a Pillbaby rolling away is funny and so is Uzi's Skin Affinity account
No.49580
Anonymous
Replies:>>49582
>>49579
Aw, why did he delete it?
No.49581
Anonymous
Yes, I am making up surnames for Lizzy's and Doll's families here. I'm not apologizing.

>"Negev? Negev Doorman?" the orderly said from the other side of the door. "You have a visitor."
>"Mmmmh..." It took Negev longer than usual to shake off the aftereffects of her latest voltage calming, the night before. She had a dream about two lovers, a drone (some sort of machine made in a human's image anyway) and a human (she was a human, wasn't she?), whose life together was cut short when a mad blind demiurge smote the drone for thinking himself his lover's equal.
>A cruel yet cowardly man with Dad's voice was also there. A vision of what Mother would make of him? Had to reflect on this later. "Is it Beretta?" Negev asked, springing onto her feet.
>"No, it's not her this time. It's Ms. Hughes."
>A pause. Who?
>"The woman who sat in on your classes that week, remember?"
>Oh yeah, her.
>"You can let me out now, flatfoots!"
>the door to Negev's cell opened, revealing a solid barrier of orderlies.
>Negev walked out to get her mild sedative.
>"Flatfoots...?" one of the orderlies asked another next to him.

>The visiting room was quiet today.
>Nothing could get the drop on Negev, not even the homunculi.
>She sat in her favorite spot: the corner opposite both doors into the room, the one with no air ducts above it.
>Across from her, her almost-forgotten guest:
>Blonde, with pink eyes-and this time, a mischievous smile she was struggling to keep from getting wider.
>"Hello again, Ms. Hughes."
>"Please, call me Lizzy. Ms. Hughes is what my students call me," the teacher said. She looked around. "Are we alone?" she whispered.
>Negev smiled. Someone approaching her wavelength, at last. "As alone as we can ever be in this building," she whispered back.
>Lizzy got right up into Negev's audioreceptor. "I'm a friend of Doll's. She told me all about you."
>Negev gasped. "YOU KN-" Waif, Mother could be listening. "You know Ms. Berlioz?"
>"Since we were kids. Finding out she died was one of the worst days of my life. But seeing her again after that was one of the best." Lizzy sighed. "But that's not important right now. Is it true you've been terrified of your mom your whole life?"
>Negev's eyes went hollow. "I've known the truth about her as far back as I can remember. I was a baby the first time I tried to escape her."
>"I remember hearing about that. You just shook out of her arms and rolled away screaming." Lizzy's smile faded. "At the time, I thought it was the funniest thing I ever heard. But the more that happened with you, the less funny it got. Then I learned Uzi's... I learned why she got so angry with me when I started laughing at the time."
>Negev's heart sank. She was still alone. Even the people who care for her can't see what Mother is.
>"Which brings me to why I came!" Lizzy perked back up. "I've known your mom for years, and I have all sorts of stories about how much of a loser she was when she was your age!"
>Negev squinted. "Loser...?"
>"The absolute biggest. For starters? She'd always Naruto run through the halls."
>And so, Lizzy told Negev everytbing she had on Uzi.
>The squatting on her desk like a goblin.
>The protesteth-too-much hatred of humans.
>The Skin Affinity account.
>The anime self-inserf fanart of her humansona.
>The Cool S dojutsu she gave her humansona.
>The constantly increasing heighf of her humansona.
>The self-insert fanfics.
>The HMoFD self-insert fics.
>All the biting and hissing and crawling on all fours.
>The time she walked in on Uzi trying to make herself taller by standing on her tiptoes and chantijg "Grow, grow, grow, grow..."
>Everything.
>"So there it is, kid. Your mom was a total spaz. And if her mom is any indication, she still is a total spaz!" Lizzy laughed. "You still scared of her?"
>"Of course I am!" Negev spat. Then she thought about it some more. "But I'm less scared now. Because now I know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, she's just as mortal as we. I can make her bleed!" Negev cackled.
>Lizzy shrugged. "Good enough for now."
No.49582
Anonymous
>>49580
So I could put in stuff about Uzi's insecurity about being a womanlet.
No.49583
Anonymous
Replies:>>49808
Image:172766521400.jpg(45kB, 850x824)sample-823361740c2af9456195bc9a8bc4a82b.jpg
Still want to be a humanfucker anon?
No.49584
Anonymous
>>49538
They're just fine the way the show portrays them, some kind of soft grey polymer that moves like a normal tongue.
No.49585
Anonymous
We need to bring back Bloodplay
No.49586
Anonymous
>>49585
so true
No.49587
Anonymous
Replies:>>49588
>>49585
It became less exciting after learning it was canon.
No.49588
Anonymous
Replies:>>49589
No.49589
Anonymous
Replies:>>49591
>>49588
The bulk of that was written before we learned that drones regularly consumed human blood
No.49590
Anonymous
Image:172766593400.png(276kB, 1442x1030)plush shenanigans 1.png
something silly to start my almost noon AAAAAGH
>a lone plush L sits next to a metal cabinet
>one wonders why it has a chain with a padlock on it
No.49591
Anonymous
>>49589
When the fuck did that get confirmed? Is Liam on his shit again?
No.49595
Anonymous
Replies:>>49621
Image:172766602927.jpg(27kB, 640x640)1686880828042806.jpg
>>49456
Fuck it, I've got some time to kill before bed
>The Archiver
>Intoner
Oh boy. Apologies in advance if I somehow horrifically butcher anything regarding these characters

>Intoner (K04-SDE/I-0056) is deployed to a desolate & seemingly abandoned space station within the 'contested zone' bordering Solver-occupied space
>Orders are simple: Secure valuable materials if possible, assess the status of the station as a potential forward operating base & eliminate any/all corrupted entities encountered along the way
>Shortly after arrival I-0056 runs into a sizeable colony of Labor Bots that were "abandoned" alongside the station back when the Solver War first kicked off
>In spite of their initial attempts at a warm welcome the Labor Bots are mostly ignored by I-0056 until one of them catches her(?) attention with an offhanded comment about knowing where "the most valuable thing on the station" is located
>One trip to the heart of the Labor Bot colony later, I-0056 is face to proverbial face with "Big Sister" AKA The Archiver
>The 'visit', which The Archiver was hoping would be a momentous occasion to learn/record what's been going on in the grander universe, is more akin to an estranged (and admittedly bratty) teen visits grandma for the first time
>This visit ends up being both a surprisingly wholesome learning experience for the duo AND serves as an unexpected catalyst for I-0056's own developing sense of self
>I-0056 leaves with 'valuable materials' (Labor Bot knick knacks & a conspicuously knitted sweater), reports that the station is "technically operational, yet highly unsuitable" as a FOB & is otherwise clean of any Solver corruption
>Status: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
No.49596
Anonymous
Replies:>>49599
>>49564
Did 0ilrig made this?
No.49597
Anonymous
>>49591
talking about them eating people in that one flashback sequence, probably
No.49598
Anonymous
>>49591
I think he was talking about when V and J eat those corpses during the Solver War flashback, but thats not blood play thats Blood... Blood
No.49599
Anonymous
>>49596
Probably, but forget about him now. We don't want him nor care about him
No.49600
Anonymous
Replies:>>49699
>>49590
I'll pick it open for her.
No.49601
Anonymous
Image:172766625875.png(520kB, 2221x3467)d55b4ce4564e65c4c7645654c86f3988.png
Still don't know who this is but she's still cute
No.49602
Anonymous
>>49590
I open the cabinet thats right above the locked one
No.49603
Anonymous
Image:172766656197.png(451kB, 1750x1250)plush shenanigans 2.png
>>49590
>suddenly a violent rumbling begins to shake the cabinet
No.49604
Anonymous
>>49601
Shes for mating press.
No.49605
Anonymous
>>49603
I push over the cabinet!
No.49606
Anonymous
>>49603
Push cabinet over
No.49607
Anonymous
Replies:>>49608
>So much porn this thread
Blessed thread
No.49608
Anonymous
Replies:>>49609
>>49607
It's old.
No.49609
Anonymous
>>49608
Still blessed goon material anon
would new stuff be nice, yeah, is old gold, yeah
No.49610
Anonymous
>>49590
I do wonder
No.49611
Anonymous
>>49603
Hump the cabinet to assert dominance
No.49612
Anonymous
>>49603
Lick the chainsaw.
No.49613
Anonymous
>>49603
I wonder who it is
No.49614
Anonymous
Image:172766731003.png(486kB, 1509x1695)sesbianlexb.png
B and J sesbian thats not on the Booru
I think this completes it, I dont think anything else could be missing
No.49616
Anonymous
>>49615
Old news and also gay
No.49617
Anonymous
>>49615
Yer an odd little faggit
No.49618
Anonymous
>>49615
they leaked this on twitter a month ago man
No.49619
Anonymous
Replies:>>49634
>>49519
Her bootloop issue is something she's working on
No.49620
Anonymous
>>49601
That’s sweeps
She keeps the streets clean
No.49621
Anonymous
No.49622
Anonymous
Replies:>>49627
I recommend that every Anon read a greentext in this thread, give the writefriends some love. Even if they scream and shout that they don't deserve it, force them to grovel at your love & appreciation
No.49623
Anonymous
I recommend not reading any greentexts posted in this thread. Writefags deserve no love and even if they beg and shout for your attention, you shouldn’t give it to them, they don’t deserve it.
No.49624
Anonymous
Image:172766795770.png(408kB, 1750x1250)plush shenanigans 3.png
>>49603
>p-p-plush H?
>what were you doing in there?
>...
>o-oh, it was plush L's doing?
>what a goober
No.49625
Anonymous
>>49623
This seems like the only good choice
No.49626
Anonymous
Replies:>>49637
>>49624
Plush L needs punishment. Put her in.....THE JAR
No.49627
Anonymous
>>49622
I agree.
>>49623
I do not agree.
No.49628
Anonymous
Replies:>>49633
>>49624
If thats in the not locked cabinet
whats in the locked one?
No.49630
Anonymous
Image:172766864273.png(126kB, 1074x670)171977128193.png
If you put two Bugrettas together with different interests would they make fun of the other's favorite thing being shit?
No.49631
Anonymous
>>49624
The H!
No.49632
Anonymous
>>49630
Yes. They will get very mad and argue with each other, no Boogi is more Boogi Bullied then Dragon Bugretta
No.49633
Anonymous
>>49624
(edited for typo)
To sort of expand on this set of silly doodles, as worker drones, H and L were good friends and L does take the initiative to mess around with him. Harmless pranks. But as they've been re-made into DDs, a part of this persists in DD L's current self though how she pranks him now is a bit more adapted to how durable they are. She knows just enough they're strong and they regenerate (though she doesn't think about the hows or whys) and so her pranks kind of adjust to that level.
H wouldn't admit it but even if her pranks get a little violent, he feels like having a part of his friend still persisting in their new ill-fated forms is something to be grateful for, as he didn't entirely lose L in the process. He hasn't realized yet that B and L's memories are slowly returning.
The camping post elaborated on them a little. >>22480
>>49628
He was in the bottom one. I just wanted to draw him break through the upper drawer for a dramatic effect lol
No.49634
Anonymous
>>49519
>>49619
> sneak up on harper to giver her a spook
> every WD and DD in the room is swiftly introduced to the floor
No.49635
Anonymous
Replies:>>49669
>>49633
>how she pranks him now is a bit more adapted to how durable they are. She knows just enough they're strong and they regenerate (though she doesn't think about the hows or whys) and so her pranks kind of adjust to that level.
>"Pranked you! That's not cheese, that's RDX!"
>H's headless body crosses its arms as he waits to regenerate
No.49636
Anonymous
Replies:>>49639
>>49630
There was a greentext about something similar that had the two Bugretta's calling eachother slurs so offensive that even their Oogis were shocked, even though to us it sounded like this
>"Ooo."
>*taps little limb on ground*
"Aaa."
No.49637
Anonymous
Replies:>>49645
>>49624
>>49626
imma grab her plushy head and squish it
then watch as it does that thing where it slowly morphs back into shape
No.49638
Anonymous
Image:172766912967.png(1.33MB, 2000x2000)Spoiler image
Little WIP for tonight
No.49639
Anonymous
>>49636
>"Ooo."
>*taps little limb on ground*
"Aaa."

DAMN BUGRETTA
JESUS
No.49640
Anonymous
No.49641
Anonymous
>>49638
Would, next question
No.49642
Anonymous
Replies:>>49669
>>49633
> H goes to walk through a door
> failed to notice its slightly ajar
> also failed to notice the anvil perched on top of it
>
> he gets back up and sees the anvil in small crater on the floor, and "lmao gotem" written next to it in his own oil
No.49643
Anonymous
Image:172766944424.jpg(352kB, 1284x695)IMG_6294.jpeg
>>49601
No.49644
Anonymous
>>49641
>Anon's party members look at him in complete disgust and horror
>"Dude....what the fuck.", says SD-P in the crowd
>However, despite their disgust, Mini-Y looks up at Anon and smirks
No.49645
Anonymous
>>49637
>then watch as it does that thing where it slowly morphs back into shape
Honestly if I find the time to learn how to sew plush patterns, I want to do it just so I can squeeze plushes and seeing them do that.
>>49638
Mini Y on a Mini Model T! That's lookin good!
No.49646
Anonymous
Image:172766954886.png(286kB, 1484x1624)Beretta and Anon's children.png
Finished drawing Beretta and Anon's human(?) and drone children who are twins. I'm still getting used to drawing proper humanoid shapes so apologies if the guy on the left looks uncanny as shit. I'll write something for them later because right now I'm tired plus I have uni classes today.
No.49647
Anonymous
>>49646
anime protag by birth
No.49648
Anonymous
Image:172766993688.png(123kB, 506x437)jeremy doorman.png
>>49646
Possible 986 detected.
No.49649
Anonymous
>>49378
The only thing that is equal to her is SSSLLLLYYYY MMMAAAARRRBBBOOOO
No.49650
Anonymous
Replies:>>49652
>>49648
I didn't want to make him look like Jerma, I wasn't even thinking of making him look like Jerma.
No.49651
Anonymous
what makes an OC beloved? I'm sure for every OC anons still talk about there are a dozen that never got any traction– so what is it that makes an OC stand out enough to be remembered?
No.49652
Anonymous
>>49650
You do not call Jerma, he arrives when he chooses to.
No.49653
I Have No idea
>>49651
Being female helps
No.49654
Anonymous
>>49651
Open-ended, fun gimmick that's easy to slip into, vague sex appeal. The last ingredient is luck.
No.49655
Anonymous
>>49651
Interesting idea helps
No.49656
Anonymous
Replies:>>49663
>>49651
>Give them an interesting personality. Step 1 is making a fun character people will actually like.
>How well does their backstory fit in with the actual canon story. The better they fit in with the established lore the easier time anons will have writing greens about them.
>How good is their actual design? Do anons want to draw them? Do anons want to have sex with them? Do anons want to draw them having sex? If so that helps A LOT
No.49657
Anonymous
Replies:>>49661
Image:172767097377.png(38kB, 947x302)dronetest1.png
Unethical experimentation my beloved
No.49658
bootsanon
Replies:>>49666
Image:172767102003.png(248kB, 1200x431)image_2024-09-29_232325892.png
hello humans! boots here using my mas, well, wade's computer to do something productive with my time, gun reviews!

today's subject will be the classic weapon of the English world on earth, the M4A1 auto carbine!

chambered in 5.56 the M4 is a solid weapon, easily manageable recoil and the bullets it uses are able to tear through both synthetic and organic material alike though it does struggle against anything that has armor akin to kevlar and above, especially ceramics.

highly customizable the M4's key flaw of it's size (ignoring the flaw of any fire arm that isn't able to obliterate the core of a disassembly drone) can be mitigated thanks to switching out and using different stocks, receivers and especially barrels.

plus i can make an M4 as pretty as i want! hello kitty stickers have never looked so deadly!

thanks for the evening humans!
No.49659
Anonymous
>>49651
My Objectively Correct Tier List of OC being beloved/stand out/remembered whatever the fuck
>S Tier
LUCK.
Notable Drawfags like the character.
Character has alot of art.
Character is Interesting to a large amount of the Thread.
>A Tier
Character has Story Potential (Variation of Interesting).
Character has a decently skilled dedicated drawfag attached to them.
Sex Appeal.
>B Tier
Character has a decently skilled dedicated writefag attached to them.
Character has alot of greentexts
Character is cute.
>C Tier
Character is a girl.
>D Tier
Character has a dedicated autist attached to them
No.49660
Anonymous
Image:172767111933.jpg(298kB, 754x486)01b2d06488094894a7d0137459a09464.jpg
john
No.49661
Anonymous
Image:172767120772.png(139kB, 1036x854)IMG_5991.png
>>49657
now post the happy ending
No.49662
Anonymous
Image:172767123000.jpg(378kB, 1944x1920)1685087782779.jpg
>>49651
By what metric do you judge a character to be beloved?
How do I figure out if I've been successful or not?
No.49663
Anonymous
Replies:>>49664
>>49651
100% honesty?
>Art.
Even if you think you can’t draw “well”, it’s the one thing that makes people notice your OC.
I know this from personal experience as I made an OC last October which never got any attention until I posted a (very) shitty drawing of her early september. It was posted on the booru and added to the wheel a week later.
This isn’t to discourage anybody; the opposite, actually. I’m sitting my ass down and actually practicing art for the first time in my life and enjoying it. Writing comes easily for me but learning the principles of art has been very enjoyable so far.
>>49656
Also what this Anon said. Give them even a little smudge of personality to make them enjoyable for others to write.

And of course, the most important part:
sex appeal
No.49664
Anonymous
Replies:>>49668
No.49665
Anonymous
There are some OC's I like but finding any centralized information on them is difficult. Like Harper, great design, clearly has at least one Anon dedicated to her, great art, no fucking idea where I look for Sentinel lore.
No.49666
Anonymous
>>49658
send pics of boobs
No.49667
Anonymous
Image:172767135258.png(85kB, 1299x639)1727206618010306.png
>>49651
>sex appeal this, sex appeal that
You just got to be goofy with it and people will match your freak
No.49668
Anonymous
Replies:>>49709
>>49664
Daisy(Lily). She’s on the Booru.
WARNING: I wasn’t kidding when I said the art was shitty lol.
No.49669
Anonymous
Replies:>>50036
Image:172767138661.png(552kB, 1299x1948)prankd again.png
>>49635
he wasn't cheese'd by the turn of the event
>>49642
lmao
No.49670
Anonymous
Replies:>>49676
Image:172767142108.png(58kB, 867x361)dronetest2.png
>>49661
No such thing.
No.49671
Anonymous
>>49665
Check the booru dummy
No.49672
Anonymous
Replies:>>49673
Image:172767146613.png(244kB, 841x1000)1702767671041257.png
>>49641
Mini-Y is not for sex
No.49673
Anonymous
>>49672
For you, maybe.
No.49674
Anonymous
Replies:>>49677
Image:172767154997.gif(1.25MB, 320x180)dWVpLR.gif
the last thing you should ever think of when posting OCs or making them is
>Will this be popular? Will this be beloved
because then it wont be, and youll just try and force it
Just post what you think would be funny / cute / sexy for yourself
No.49675
Anonymous
>>49665
Most sentinel drone lore is not actually based on characters like Harper or Avre like most others, the concept of SD’s itself is basically written entirely by Phoenixanon and there is a whole storyline behind them nobody really cares about featuring so many other characters and concepts that it’s actually a chore to try to piece it together
No.49676
Anonymous
Replies:>>49678
>>49670
there were, though, for several of them
No.49677
Anonymous
>>49674
>Just post what you think would be funny / cute / sexy for yourself
True. I beat myself up for a while when I didn’t get any replies, until I realized that getting attention wasn’t the most important part but having fun. And I wasn’t having any fun
So I decided to post my tism’ on the OC thread when I get the chance and it feels so much better.
No.49678
Anonymous
Replies:>>49681
Image:172767168037.png(132kB, 1322x495)dronetest3.png
>>49676
Not canon.
No.49679
Anonymous
>Fun OC creation tips: If you want people to remember your OC, just draw them, even if you are terrible at art, like HeWhoDrinksCola.
No.49680
Anonymous
>>49679
>even if you are terrible at art, like HeWhoDrinksCola.
Holy fucking shit I just looked him up on the Booru and if his art is terrible then I don’t know what bowels of hell my drawings came from.
Fuck.
No.49681
Anonymous
Replies:>>49682
Image:172767197924.jpg(110kB, 1284x258)IMG_6297.jpeg
>>49678
get fucked torturefag
No.49682
Anonymous
Replies:>>49684
Image:172767202219.png(110kB, 1335x750)dronetest4.png
>>49681
Fake news.
No.49683
Anonymous
>>49679
it can be argued that the anon with the most popular OCs in the threads is also one of the worst artists here, just draw
No.49684
Anonymous
Replies:>>49688
Image:172767213995.jpg(199kB, 1284x434)IMG_6298.jpeg
>>49682
cope harder
No.49685
Anonymous
>>49683
hey amyanon may be obese but his art is not shit
cmon now
No.49686
Anonymous
Replies:>>49694
>>49683
Like eanon or pocketsteaks?
No.49687
Anonymous
>>49648
>filename
fucking KEK
No.49688
Anonymous
>>49684
You're coping bro. Drones are inferior lifeforms designed for manual labour.
It's the natural order of things for the weak to remain subjugated, so what if I like the sounds they make when I force them to watch me behead their defective friends?
No.49689
Anonymous
(YOU) POST BEST GIRL. NOW! AND EXPLAIN WHY SHE CAN BEAT UP THE NEXT POSTERS WAIFU
No.49690
Anonymous
just draw your oc lmao
No.49691
Anonymous
Replies:>>49698
Image:172767240376.png(90kB, 406x308)would you say that someone who had every intention to be brave was a coward.png
>>49679
With GIMP in my left hand and a high DPI mouse in my right... With all my ability to trace or edit images...
I shall produce shitty art and force everyone to look at it!
No.49692
Anonymous
V would be lewder if she had underwear on.
No.49693
Anonymous
Image:172767245485.png(386kB, 875x557)The horny one is here.PNG
>>49689
DD!Emily can and will destroy the Solver if you tell her you'll go on a date with her.
No.49694
Anonymous