My Friends, I wish you a good day! There is something important that we need to do! We need to talk about Drones and Drone related things! You don't understand, our life depends on it! Probably... Even if it doesn't depend on it, I think we should still do it, you know? A just plain amazing Booru: https://dronebooru.co Last Thread: >>48180
>>49200 My Friends, I wanted to tell everyone who did little drawings, and said kind words to me in response to this post [>>48496]. Thank you, I really appreciate it. Love you all!
>>49229 >forced impregnation >noncon >pregnancy with eggs >so much angst >"erotic" Sometimes I forget you guys have weird ass kinks it looks cool i'll give you that
>>49232 >800 pages of Erotic fanfiction about B and Sad emo poems about the end of the world >15 pages of strange cultish ramblings >800 more pages of tear strained erotic fanfiction about B and multiple half written suicide letters
>>49209 What are people like you arguing? She got instantly taken over at the gala. That was her epic, super confident attempt at fighting back. Getting stuffed full of flesh and Solver stuff and having her OS heavily modified after that didn't make success more likely!
I understand production constraints, but having Team Uzi win in three minutes really undersold how terrible it would be to even think of fighting back without plot armor.
Solver Logic >N? Let's just make him taller since he's already perfect. >J? She's a suckup to the boss, so lets have her in a business suit with stockings >V? The wallflower with glasses? Ditch the glasses, give her thigh-stockings and have her ass-out by default
More like "Solver of the writer's barely-disguised fetish"
>>49180 V1 is slower (aside from doing very goofy shit like slam storage) and requires blood for regeneration, and V doesn't bleed blood. I'll assume he's EM-hardened because EMP was definitely considered and negated during the Final War, but his weapons are also comparatively slow. The most dangerous shit the Go-Pro has to contend with are the laser cannon, the MP5s funny enough (hard to parry a stream of bullets as our friend the Gutterman proves), and V pulling a Prime Soul-level melee wombo combo with unparryable attacks weaved in, which she absolutely will do. V meanwhile has to deal with rockets (and the fact that any she shoots will be time-stopped), projectile boosting, the fucking railgun, Feedbacker and Whiplash. V1's definitely got the upper hand by a good amount, but V is not hopeless. Unless, like I said, she fails to find any way to avoid an ultraricoshot. Being entirely realistic, V will come at V1 in melee, he will parry her and railcoin her dead in an instant, leaving when he realizes there's no blood to be found. V then regenerates and immediately steers clear of him due to whatever the fuck just happened.
>Be Femanon Solver War Grunt sent to the frontlines immediately after just signing up an hour ago (perfect) >Entire troop dies almost immediately (oh no) picked off by familiar giggling winged boys into god knows where >Oh golly gee how terrible I say while taking off my pants >What ever will I do >Sure would be a shame if one of these horrible devils picked me up and took me off to do horrible things to my mind and body in their hive of flesh and bone >just completely terrible WH40K Sister of Battle Discusses Xeno Tentacles | comic by baalbuddy
>>49235 I more meant she might've tried to take revenge after she became the J we know today (minus several years of trauma.) she has and would have had enough autonomy to try and take revenge, and would've learned the hard way where seeking vengeance gets her.
>>49245 solverpede moment that would be pretty neat actually, cool, slightly challenging midboss that comes back later as a giant fucked up monster thing for a real bossfight
>>49240 >V1 is slower Already wrong but okay. Im not sure how much Ultrakill youve seen or watched but even without Slam Storage (something he can 100% do in canon) He can go ridiculously fast by just slide spamming Just watch the V2 fights and see how hard it is to keep track of these V unitss >V doesn't bleed blood Seeing how shes full of solver guts and they bleed approximately blood I would say it passes, who even knows what that Oil is. >The most dangerous shit the Go-Pro has to contend with are the laser cannon Pretty much all of V1s weapons are some variation of OP bullshit if you look into the lore, fuck sake his pistol by itself is a rail cannon. This on top of things like coins, the bounce railcanon, the electric ray nail cannon, etc would make it difficult to say V1 would be able to do serious damage. One grab with the whip and V cant even escape, then do a fist to her face with the new Shotgun variant and shes turned to a blood mist 1 Minute of INSANE ALT SHOTGUN TECH | ULTRAKILL >(hard to parry a stream of bullets as our friend the Gutterman proves) You cant parry a stream of bullets but anyones who fought a gutter man knows V1s speed can easily maneuver around them (minigun to double MP5s is a little hard to say is the same tho, recoil is a bitch) he can parry shotgun blasts of those super heated cores tho, but I will give you this that would be more difficult to not get hurt by if V1 doesnt just simply, move out of the way with incredible speed >pulling a Prime Soul-level melee wombo combo with unparryable attacks weaved in Im not sure where youre getting this, given sisyphus shows that even the strongest of the strong can get their melees Parried 99% of the time. Im really going to need to see how V is excluded from a parry with her Claws. I know Gabriel's many melee attacks can sometimes not be parried so maybe? But I dont think V is on Prime Soul or fucking THE GABRIEL (FROM THE BIBBLE The Holy Bibble | Aqua Teen Hunger Force Forever | Adult Swim levels of strong ULTRAKILL Sisyphus Prime Parry only (NO DEATHS) >V1's definitely got the upper hand by a good amount, but V is not hopeless. Unless, like I said, she fails to find any way to avoid an ultraricoshot. Fair, shes not "hopeless" but I would say shes pretty damn close to it >V then regenerates and immediately steers clear of him due to whatever the fuck just happened. Given the Leviathan fight, V1 would solo her Centipede if possible. But he probably would just leave if we assume Oil isnt close enough to blood for the blue vampire
fun discussion, I love Ultrakill Autism, but I think we can both agree V1 wins this easy even if V isnt totally hopeless, just very close to it
>V1 Enters the MD universe >Looks for some blood >Gets depressed ripping open robots only to find Oil >Sees Cyn >Blood O meter confused : 99.89% kinda blood >Yummie Yum
>>49248 not after getting killed for it a few times, certainly. but she's been at Cyn's mercy for years possibly even decades, and I doubt death and resurrection was all she was subjected to in that time. Based on her apparent resignation to serving Cyn that we see in the show, it's clear that after a certain point she stopped resisting, and by extension would've stopped trying to take revenge. Remember, she was so defeated that she was assisting in ending the universe because she'd been convinced she could do nothing else.
>>49242 >"You bitch!" >She could feel the impact of hardened metal upon her warped bones. >Each punch shattering a rib or two before they were stitched back together by the corruption. >"After everything they fought and *died* for!" >A quick cross block halted the next one in its path. >"They didn't understand. You *can't* understand." >And let the slithering appendage lurch forward to strike at his chest. Nipping it slightly to yield a splash of crimson. >"They just...they offer so much. So much I can't describe". >Utter betrayal stained his face. Unfettered regret painted hers, only to be washed away by a slow euphoria bubbling above. >One slash, two slash, three. >He responded in kind with the arcing blade of a prosthetic. The clashes echoing throughout the empty battlefield and its looming destruction. >"The things they did...to me. So many..." >Balance was thrown to the wind in a sweep of the legs that spurred on her enhanced reflexes to correct. Only to narrowly dodge a swipe that cost a few fingers. >"It was BLISS." >Positively disgusted by the confession, her adversary drew a pistol and fired. >All shots were taken, but none seemed to put the traitor down. >"We fought our damndest...for our family and friends...for survival... >Rage welled in his words. A clenched fist in place of his free hand now tensing so tight one could swear it drew blood. >"For humanity!" >That crazed smile bore itself onto the degenerated woman's face. >"I WON'T LET YOU TAKE OUR FUTURE AWAY!"
>>49252 >Im not sure how much Ultrakill youve seen or watched Played on Violent. Beat everything including P-2 (which I did not P-rank, just didn't like the level). V1 moves pretty damn fast when slidehopping, but he's got way less air mobility than a DD. Slidehopping is fast but massively limits his direction. I could have sworn there was a part during the show where a DD was shown moving faster than could be tracked. I'm not gonna go full powerscaling autist and say she's faster than light, but that is pretty fucking fast if that ever happened. But I'm probably half-remembering shit. Good point on the jackhammer though, that thing's fucking crazy. >V1s speed can easily maneuver around guttermen To an extent. Gutterman tracking gets better as they shoot, to the point where they will lock on just as fast as you can move. DDs have all those targeting suites on their head and are likely all-around better at leading a moving target.
Also while watching the big fight in Episode 8 I just remembered that N kicks a rocket back at one point. If DDs can parry based off that single instance, this fight actually becomes very interesting. Altogether, I'd rate V at the level of a Radiant V2. Naturally faster and "better", but unable to keep up with her more skilled opponent. Ultrakill | Radiant V2
How would a Disassembly Drone fare against a Space Marine? No special characters or chapters, no Solverpedes or Psychers, just a standard Disassembly Drone vs a regular Ultramarine intercessor with a Bolt Rifle, Chainsword, and Plasma Pistol.
>>49261 Yes, we expect her to be broken. But it didn't reflect in her dialogue with V, that is what I am saying. Liam fumbled the dialogue in that scene.
>>49274 >No special characters Having no helmet and a name is what makes a Space Marine go from fodder to potent, so this alone costs the fight. But altogether, Astartes don't hold a candle to DD antics. The closest thing to a peer for a DD is a Necron. Which makes sense, since the Solver is basically a C'tan.
>>48202 Posted in the other thread post death apparently, drew sleepiest Sentinel. Also she came out way too close to J which means I've been practicing twintails too much.
>>49238 >Hey N, you like V right? >Y-yes? >Great, I'm going to make sure her new body is pantsless. >... >Also I'll tell her if she gets too close to you, you die.
>>49274 Hmm There's numerous ambiguous factors (Can a DD's claws/Nanite Acid penetrate Space Marine armor? Can a Bolter penetrate a DD's wings? ect) that makes it hard to make a definitive call. That being said, if this is just a 1-on-1 fight between two nameless characters I'd say that the Space Marine has the better odds of coming out of the fight alive (so long as they don't make the mistake of letting the Disassembly Drone regenerate back into peak fighting condition). Whether he can handle the inevitable Solverpede looking to "rebuild it's host" is another question entirely
How do you like your solver war >current military might >flesh Vietnam with lazers and futuristic type weapons mixed with a Vietnam type aesthetic, shifting through blood swamps >WW2 esc trench warfare >A weekend war >a multi month struggle
>>49298 Getting taken from the battle ground wounded >placed into the solver flesh wall my DNA corrupts immediately stretching your body and making it more “need fulfilling” >then [censored] >[censored] >and lots of [censored]
>>49300 DOOM Eternal mixed with daemonworlds. Humanity is wiped out wherever the Solver goes except for the superweapon people produced by decentralized human research. These superweapon people are operating alone and can travel to most places by virtue of being super killy, but they can't be anywhere at once and aren't enough to curb the sheer numbers of the Solver forces.
>>49302 >>49298 >The male grunts of the war sigh a breath of relief assured in the knowledge that this only happens to woman grunts >they laugh knowing that they will only die horribly or be turned into normal abominations >then out of the woods appear three terrible figures >a horny J clone >a thirsty V clone >and gay N >the male grunts cry deeply not even trying to fight as they know what’s coming, they kiss goodbye to their balls who they have named.
>>49300 i like to think that they had kardeshev 1-1.5 level tech but humanity still got annihilated because they were fighting a literal god from another dimension who can just bullshit the laws of physics
>>49274 >Strength Both are superhumanly strong but I can't think of a standard space marine with a strength feat comparable to throwing Uzi almost into orbit, probably in one of the books. I'd say even with a slight edge towards the Drone. >Speed Big advantage to the drone. See bullet catching feat. >Maneuverability Drone easily. The wings are huge. Even with a jump pack a marine just can't compete. >Weapons/Armor Standard Drone guns are worthless against a marine. However they can rapid fire rockets which should be equivalent to Bolter shells and their laser/plasma beams would work too. Their claws should be able to cut through no problem since literally every melee weapon is somehow able to cut through ceramite. The marine's Bolt Rifle and Chainsword should be able to blow through a drone's body no problem but they would probably be blocked by their wings. Plasma pistol might be able to pierce through the wings. >Experience Marines can serve for hundreds or thousands of years but most of the older ones are a higher rank or a Chaos Marine. A standard marine probably averages around a century. Even assuming a Drone maintained their whole memory it would be far less than a century, and most of their experience is in slaughter, not actual combat like the marine. Clear Space Marine advantage.
>Overall Drone wins no contest. The drone can just bombard the Space Marine from the air while the Marine has no chance of actually landing a shot. Even in melee it's closer but the drone wins due to the big advantage in speed. Fighting a Disassembly Drone is basically like fighting a high ranking Necron that's as fast as an Eldar and can fly.
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>>49300 My autistically idealized Solver War is a smorgasbord of stuff, all dependent on where/when the action is taking place >Earth starts like 'Battle: Los Angeles' & ends with 'Hell on Earth' >Proxima invests a shitload into purely anti-drone defenses, leading to the system instead being overran by horrific hordes of Solverfied Organisms dropped from space >Plat-Binary is a decades-spanning space siege with the total might of interstellar human civilization just barely holding out against The Solver's (admittedly half-hearted & "playing for fun") attempts to take the system >Unnamed System #1 desperately trying to keep all the fighting in space, only to be decimated by a Nanite 'plague' dispersed by hidden Solver Cultists >Unnamed System #2 being blown apart from space after Cyn/Solver had a particularly bad tantrum (about something unrelated no less) >NUMEROUS counter-attacks by humanity against Solver-held positions, some of which do manage to (temporarily) push the enemy back >All of this happening over the prolonged course of 70ish years with Cyn's defeat grinding the war to a halt just before the last disorganized remnants of humanity are properly wiped out
>>49321 Space marines are like 10ft tall a DD would be too stunned by a marine's sheer stature and girth to fight them well. Not even considering if it was J she'd literally start masturbating in front of the marine..
>>49321 tbh Space Marine are warriors knights not soldiers Space Marine can be good at warrior things like swordsmanship or religion history but for everything else they rely on their gene seed organs or equipment real like military can kick their ass with atgm if they aimed it correctly
>>49336 Canonically the Imperium tried to use robots to fight their wars for a while and it led to a robot uprising that buttfucked them for a while. As it turns out robots are susceptible to chaos.
>>49340 reminder that Nori bullied Alice hard enough for her to want to torture her daughter to death. Sure, some of that's the psychosis that comes with extended isolation in a monster-filled death pit, but Nori must've really fucked her up– and that was before the solver took full control of her body. Uzi's mom was an evil bitch
>>49324 Liam's opinion on powerscaling is "they're as strong as the plot requires, including if it would be funny", so none of these arguments work at all knowing that. You could go >Well, Goku has all of this and is multi-stellar-planar-omniversal But Doll would pop him, because Liam might think that Goku pulling an Elijah Wood in Spy Kids 3 would be funny.
This fact will not stop me from wondering how the Komato would fight back against the Solver and a DD army. I'm thinking "quite well, unless the Solver reverse-engineers Nanofields".
>>49321 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!! SMURF MARINES ALWAYS WIN, BECAUSE [Insert List Of Bullshit] YOU DUMB FUCKING CRETIN! YOU ABSOLUTE HERETIC! [Random Warhammer Quote] FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR STUPID SERIES! FOR THE EMPEROR! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>49362 I haven't interacted with Warhammer fans enough to say if this is accurate, but considering most of the fan comics I've seen are just Powerscaling wankfests, you're probably right
>Fun daily HoDR facts: Despite making up 13% of the workplace population, Disassembly Drones are responsible for over half of all filed sexual harassment complaints.
>>49328 >NTA Performance-wise Disassembly Drones are certainly intimidating opponents, especially when compared to a human, but at the same time they are still FAR from an insurmountable enemy (at least on their own)
That being said, the real reason why mankind wouldn't stand a chance in a conventional 'war' against even just Disassembly Drones has less to do with their physical powers and more to do with how (presumably) trivial it is for The Solver to replenish it's losses. I know there's been several theories/stories that have done different takes on just how a Disassembly Drone is made, but if nothing else the fact that The Absolute Solver can literally edit the properties of virtually anything in a Host's sight means it's extremely likely that The Solver can simply fabricate Disassembly Drone bodies at-will from whatever is on-hand. This means that no matter how many Disassembly Drones are bootlooped by Sentinels, blown up with sufficient ordinance, killed en-masse by whatever combination of miracle weaponry & super-soldiers mankind can muster... so long as Cyn/Solver remains it will be a never ending onslaught destined to doom humanity to a war of attrition it has no hopes of withstanding in the long term
>>49347 The Lamenter would win the fight but afterwards an Arch Magos would declare that J was actually a high ranking holy Machine Spirit of the Machine God and sentence the entire chapter to another penance crusade.
>>49349 Nori definitely was no dindu nuffin, seeing how she acts in the image fron 6 gives some credence to her having been more like Alice said, not killing people before her posession, but an asshole. I mean look at her daughter, taking consciousness of a classmate for no reason other than she could, doesn't come from nowhere. It's quite speculative tbh, what isn't tgo is Alice's in MD terms and even in general, very measured reaction to Uzi, all the usual, mostly offsite talk of psycho insane hillbilly killer torturing and experimenting on drones for fun doesn't do her justice. Alice didn't actually hurt or injure Uzi after capture and at no point showed intent to do so. Mind Uzi having tried to use her solver powers to do God knows what to Alice, she didn't take her out for being a witch then. The knife to pull her necklace is a bit questionable bzt eh, Uzi wasn't hurt. Not even seeing she was Nori's caused anything, no Alice frowned, but did never chimp out (which sets her apart from Uzi and other casually violent drones), when calling Beau soon after she sounded rather excited even, until Uzi bit her finger. Even with Tessa who she thought was human she didn't bite hard, but with Alice she intentionally bit her finger off and laughed, for zero (0) gain. The torture Alice inflicted in a very whiny 'oh vey not the consequences of my actions' Uzi was very eye-for-eye. Even if we don't know much about early Nori and her relation with Alice, with what little we have of Nori, the things we see Uzi do and with what we can say about Alice's character from her actions (opposite of Uzi, not implusive/ not preemptively hostile/ planed violence which she enjoys in contrast to Uzi's impulsive acts), they most definitely didn't get along, even when Nori wasn't fully posessed. How much AS' influence on Nori could have contributed is unclear tho
>>49378 A single Bugretta in the right place could revive the God-Emperor, close the Eye of Terror, and then usurp Slaanesh like how Jane did in Warhammer Fantasy.
>>49385 if she wasn't malicious wouldn't she have recognized that the Uzi and the gang weren't out to kill her and she could at least try to reason with them while she had them captive? she went straight to having N butchered, but shouldn't the fact that he wasn't just a soulless killing machine like the other DDs she'd dealt with given her pause?
>>48855 Very cute! I doodled V because she was your favorite character but it's nice to see them all in one pic! Glad to know you didn't get a hangover
>>49343 Genuinely this looks sooooooo cozy and good Dark environment, sparsely lighted, bleu-greenish hue, Alice both blends in and can stand out. Example of the hallway, scene, when she jumps down, facing the floor, her white chest eyes and face are hidden, her dark ciolours, bare metal limbs and low contrast pattern of her gown camouflage her greatly. Then there are such shots, where the attractive warm candlelight-like 'orange of her eyes stands out immensely in that cold dark world of the labs, ever so slightly illuminating her brown hair at the sides of her face, it's all warm colours there, even on her clean white mouth and chest light seems more turquoise than cold blue, at least in her room. Alice cuddlin at night in winter or so I need >>49346 Her to do that Or she could act like in the original green I wouldn't mind either anon did survive after all
>>49385 >what-if where Nori and Alice form a begrudging alliance >Alice, when she has this rogue Solver core face to eye and learns it really is Nori, takes a moment before hearing what Nori has to say to laugh and jeer and mock her for being a cripple now
>Lost my arm a week ago in a particularly bad battle in the Solver War >Still feel it >Its not phantom pain I can actually still feel it >its crawling, slowly, moving its way towards something >pretty sure its me
>>49323 The feat isn't catching the bullet in-and-of itself, it's that V's reaction time is fast enough to see the round fired, move her whole body past it, then stop, reach out and grab hold of it as it moves past her. The normal muzzle velocity of an MP5 is 400m/s or 1,312ft/s. She must therefor have been moving and reacting two or perhaps three times that fast. Interestingly 400m/s is also just around the same speed that most gyrojet projectiles fly at. I would say this feat requires some amount of effort or foreknowledge, because we never see it repeated again in a fight, but it's probably enough to say that if a DD knows they're about to be shot with something they can't block or shrug off, it's very likely they can throw themselves clear of the incoming projectile.
>>49402 >Alice contemplates whether the immediate satisfaction of just scarfing down her conveniently bite-sized bully outweighs the importance of having a partner who knows what she's doing and can actually talk
>>49365 Overall most 40kfags are pretty normal as far as fandoms go. It's just that there are a lot of giga-autist fanboys who think 40k is the coolest most badass most powerful thing ever and they need everyone to know it. So they go around creating drawings, animations and fanfictions about their favorite 40k faction killing other universes and just being obnoxious.
>>49394 Gotta sleep now, so short answer I assume anyone entering the labs is regarded as danger, the entrance is steep and all that ever came there were DDs. Uzi being a WD might be an argument, but a WD coming there with two DDs and a HUMAN!? also don't forget Alice is completely outgunned, her taking a risk of not taking them out and just approaching the suspicious mixed group would to her almost certainly be a hail Mary. Not taking them out wasn't safe either due to the danger of having DDs roaming around. >Went straight to having N butchered Indeed, but mind that he is a DD, a Solvercreature, sure him talking may have set him aside from the personalityless, 606-d manordrones turned DDs, but still too dangerous to keep in their body. After all had things cleared up N's body would've been intact enough to reuse by his core like in 8. >Weren't out to kill her She couldn't have known and even if likely seeing something as off, the risk if not just disabling them was far too large >Could at least try to reason with them Ofc Alice had no clue to their intentions or what was going on at large, but she listened to the only reply Uzi gave her before biting her, which was her laying off beheading V and showing Uzi the ovencores. Uzi always giving dumb looks to Alice and acting condescending with her tone as if Alice couldn't be talked with (until she bit Alice, then she began asking questions, very unwise order of action tbh) and generally not making an effort at conversation (like V tho V may have not been able to do much given she's a DD) didn't help either. In the end it all just kept escalating on and on due to fucked up communication, if there had been conversation or Uzi just started talking to Alice before making her mad, things could have been very different.
Many probably don't remember this, but I imagine that in the Cuddle Drones AU, that Solverpede's are specifically designed to maximizes hugging potential
I have a question. What happens to a thread once it reaches the archive in plus? Does it get deleted just like in /trash/ or does something else happen?
>>49406 That's because White Night is Satan. So maybe he'll do something to other "great evils" too. Or maybe he'll just sit there as emotional support and give Uzi, N and V a cool crown of thorns.
I like the 40K talk here. The setting meshes very well with Murder Drones and we've gotten some great crossover greens. My personal favorite was the one from ages ago about if Perturabo's pod had landed on Copper-9. Personally I wish we got more crossover stories with other SciFi settings. I've been working on an idea for a green myself about the Absolute Solver in the Halo universe.
>>49435 it just stays, it doesn't really archive in the way you'd think. our first threads when we first moved her back in april are still up on the plus /co/ board, even
>>49447 technically the first information we ever got for B was old photographs with her face burnt off and the fact Janes been calling Beretta "B" since forever
>>49441 I think of absolutely retarded crossovers all the time; mainly trying to shove MD and other settings together into one setting instead of isekai'ing them together.
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>>49423 >Uzi being a WD might be an argument, but a WD coming there with two DDs and a HUMAN!? but Alice didn't seem to realize that Tessa was a human (or at least not a typical drone) because she tried to disable her with a magnet. if nothing else I think her well-honed survivalist instincts should have set off alarm bells in her head just from seeing what was to her eyes a strange new type of drone working with both worker and disassembly drones. such a strange occurrence would surely merit a proper interrogation, because it could mean more of them were coming.
>>49394 >shouldn't the fact that he wasn't just a soulless killing machine like the other DDs she'd dealt with given her pause? Why would that matter to her? He's a threat. That overrides any considerations of superficial personality. And he's a source of valuable spare parts. Yeah she's hostile, but she deals with them in an instrumental manner, just like the way Uzi and the gang deal with everyone else.
A normal day, in Tessa's life. >Tessa had her hand over her red cheek, her eyes watery because of the pain >J was looking over her, distress on her face, with a key in her right hand >V was in front of the door, walking left to right, worried about him >"He is all alone, he will not be able to do everything alone!" The little maid worker drone fretted, he was referring to N, he was the only one of Tessa's drones who had not punished >"We can't do anything anyway, at least we locked up 'miss broken', so she will not do things harder" J did not worry about N, he would manage, and if not, it didn't matter that much to her >Tessa was still in shock, this time she didn't even say a word, and she was struck down >V started once again speaking "But he still has a lot of work assigned, and they added our work! We should..." She wanted to help him, but that was going to make things worse, it was specified that they couldn't leave the room >Noticing how V didn't continue to speak, J decided to make something clear "'Do not leave the room under any circumstances, if I catch you or any of you trash pets, you are going to have it ten times worse young lady!' That is what they said, don't you remember?" J's voice was snappy, dry >V just stayed quiet; J sighed and crouched to look at Tessa's face "Are you okay?" She asked with a soft-spoken voice, genuine worry could be heard >Tessa perked up, looking at J "Yeah, yeah!" She smiled at her and then stood up, moving the chains on her ankle >"I had nothing to do with it... What was wrong with *her*?" "I can think of a few things" J chuckled a little bit >"I should just... Prepare for tomorrow, maybe they will let me out sooner like that" Tessa was just tired at this point, many times she thought of escaping this prison, but to where? >"J, can you help with the dance?" A sad tone could be heard in her voice, the energy of the day was gone, for now, just compliance was on her mind, even when she hated to do whatever her parents told her >J nodded at her, and Tessa, with a defeated posture walked towards a shelf with vinyls, took one out, and put it on a gramophone she had there in her room >She started the vinyl, and J proceeded to help her with the little dance her parents wanted her to do to impress their plutocrat friends >She hated doing this, but for today she was tired of resisting, just today, tomorrow she would do anything to have the upper hand against her parents
>V was still looking at the door, and then she heard some footsteps, metallic ones >She is happy, it was probably N who had come to see them, no Drone ever gets near Miss Tessa's room >She put her hand on the knob, and she was about to open the door, but J looked at her, she immediately stopped helping Tessa and pushed V's arm >V was taken by surprise and stepped away, although clumsily fell on her flat bottom >"What do you think you are doing?! Putting Tessa in more problems?!" She screamed at V, she was noticeably angry at her >"I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I thought I heard N outside!" J could not care less "You are putting Tessa in more problems if you open that door!" >"Is this a bad moment?" N was heard outside the door "N!" Exclaimed Tessa, V looked happy, and she stood up to get closer to the door "Are you okay?" Asked V "Yes, I'm always doing amazing!" >Tessa tried to get closer to the door, but the chain stopped her "N, are my parents still looking to act like cunts?" She was asking if it seemed that she would leave today her room, or tomorrow it would be >"Well, you see..." And then silence >"What are you doing here? Your work does not belong here!" Heavy footsteps got closer, and then something hitting metal "Get back to work!" V looked sad hearing that >"Yes sir!" N walked away, with his upbeat tone as always, while James Elliot stood there "Stupid piece of junk, harmed my hand" He said under his breath >Then he walked away >J and Tessa started to laugh at James's expense, V just felt bad for N
>>49456 >Enn was not having a good day. >Not only was his juice late, but in his endless fury, he'd spilled it on the counter and got sent to time out. >So Enn had made a decision. >Moving to the bathroom, he found usable hair, and fashioned himself a goatee. >He was evil Enn now. >Laughing maniacally, Enn returned to... sitting in time out. >He didn't want to get in trouble after all.
>>49467 He's a potential threat, but more importantly to her survival he's a new threat. yes he's a DD, but he's got a personality, and that could mean that DDs have begun changing, evolving. if it's in part a mental change, then taking him apart would only reveal so much. you can't learn the psychology of your enemy if you've already killed him
>>49469 >The Oogi Lore Master >Every Oogi Hive has one >These Oogis role is simple, they catalogue, any historical events, strange humie devices they come across, and what berries/plants are edible >They work mostly with Oogi Artificers who reverse engineer humie technologies into something more helpful >They are one of the few Oogis that gets first grabs at any freshly produced honey
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>>49470 >Sad manor shenanigans I like it; Very nice work friend! Unrelated but I'm 'officially' back from vacation now so I'll definitely be needing to catch up on & cap some of the more recent based greens before digging more into my deeper backlog
>>49449 >Joan the Human >girl straight out of university sent to work at cfl labs expecting a relatively comfy life. she is very skilled in organic chemistry and interacted with the drones alot, unfortunately she arrived on planet at the worst time ever >Jan the Human >former soldier, belligerent killer, fell in love with his co, betrayed his unit etc etc etc. besides the trauma he is a wacky goofy fun loving guy
>>49491 >Harper gets a little excited and happy >her bootloop flashes gets slightly out of control when she's happier >you keep forgetting to bring sunglasses when you meet Harper >it's okay though >her happiness is enough
>The outpost's doors fly open >Mac struts in, a boombox on his shoulder, back after so long Return of the Mack >"Where's my wonderful sister who I love very much?" he shouts down the halls >A blocky little bot rounds the corner- a Labor Bot with overly long hair >Its screen is flashing rainbows at him >"H-hi, this is Outpost L," she says >Mac stops the music >"...I was looking for Outpost 3," he says slowly >"Sorry, I don't know where that is. D-do you wanna play Deadlock 2 with me?" >Mac's hazard sensors detect a MOBA >"Nnnnope!" >Mac retreats back to the unforgiving wastes >"He looked like a casual anyway," the laborer tells herself as she shuffles back to her Gamer Nook
>>49536 Are you saying John didnt go to college if we assume J as a being >If J is male, they stay in college, go to CFL, suffer massive tragedy there which forces them to dress as a drone >if J is female, they drop out and go to war, suffer a massive tragedy there which forces them to dress as a drone
>>49537 >Mac meets a laborbot girl who takes him to Archiver church and changes his whole point of view of life >Archiver church doesn't even have any inherently good lessons, all the verses are gossip, Archiver's personal views on old movies and LB's talking shit about JCJenson
>>49545 I take her home and lay her down on the couch, I then explain that I don't need to know what happened, but she must eat this, as I hand her a bowl of eggs
>Getting hired at JC Jenson in Spaaaaace! >Working in the same department as J! >Having J insult you for being a lazy slacker at work! >Having J file a complaint to HR against you for constantly hitting on her! >Seeing J look at you in disgust every time she sees you! >Getting promoted to department head instead of J(your uncle is a corporate executive)! >Seeing J force herself to be polite to you! >Harassing J at the office now that you're the boss! >Forcing her to make your coffee and bring it to you with a smile! >Sabotaging J's big project! >Having J come to you in tears and beg you to not fire her! >Agreeing to keep her on in exchange for certain favors! >Having J in your office most of the day giving you 'special reports'! >Seeing J get dirty looks from her coworkers! >Making J do all of your actual work! >Getting promoted again due to J's hard work! >Making J your official secretary! >Changing J's official uniform to a short skirt and garters! >Getting promoted again(you make J 'congratulate' you)! >Getting busted by the feds for corporate crimes! >Making J take the fall for you! >Listening to J say what she really thinks of you now that she's been let go! >Finding out what company J's been hired at afterwards! >Convincing the other executives to do a merger! >Bringing J's department under your control! >Seeing J's face when you're introduced as her new boss!
>Getting hired at JC Jenson in Spaaaaace! >Working in the same department as Anti-J! >Hitting it off with Anti-J when you say you hate work! >Learning to do nothing and get paid with Anti-J! >Purchasing several chemicals from several different stores under different identities! >Leaving the chemicals at dead drops for Anti-J! >Taking sick leave! >Miraculously being away when the offices are mysteriously destroyed! >Getting a new job at a different branch! >Getting promoted due to sudden vacancies in the company! >Having Anti-J as your secretary! >Spending months doing nothing, waiting for the heat to die down! >Plotting the razing of another branch! >Anti-J!
>>49545 reluctantly indulge her apparent kidnapping roleplay kink. if she didn't wanna be tied up she'd have untied herself and twisted my head off with her spooky witch powers already
>>49571 I think Humanfuckers deserve the rope, humans are made only for Drone relationships. I saw a humanfucker the other day and I fucking dropkicked that bitch into the garbage before proceeding to tongue a nearby Drone
>>49574 That could be a whole story in itself, I imagine that Human/Drone relationships were viewed like faggots in the 50s, so most people had to keep it at home or abuse their Drone lover to keep people from suspecting anything
Yes, I am making up surnames for Lizzy's and Doll's families here. I'm not apologizing.
>"Negev? Negev Doorman?" the orderly said from the other side of the door. "You have a visitor." >"Mmmmh..." It took Negev longer than usual to shake off the aftereffects of her latest voltage calming, the night before. She had a dream about two lovers, a drone (some sort of machine made in a human's image anyway) and a human (she was a human, wasn't she?), whose life together was cut short when a mad blind demiurge smote the drone for thinking himself his lover's equal. >A cruel yet cowardly man with Dad's voice was also there. A vision of what Mother would make of him? Had to reflect on this later. "Is it Beretta?" Negev asked, springing onto her feet. >"No, it's not her this time. It's Ms. Hughes." >A pause. Who? >"The woman who sat in on your classes that week, remember?" >Oh yeah, her. >"You can let me out now, flatfoots!" >the door to Negev's cell opened, revealing a solid barrier of orderlies. >Negev walked out to get her mild sedative. >"Flatfoots...?" one of the orderlies asked another next to him.
>The visiting room was quiet today. >Nothing could get the drop on Negev, not even the homunculi. >She sat in her favorite spot: the corner opposite both doors into the room, the one with no air ducts above it. >Across from her, her almost-forgotten guest: >Blonde, with pink eyes-and this time, a mischievous smile she was struggling to keep from getting wider. >"Hello again, Ms. Hughes." >"Please, call me Lizzy. Ms. Hughes is what my students call me," the teacher said. She looked around. "Are we alone?" she whispered. >Negev smiled. Someone approaching her wavelength, at last. "As alone as we can ever be in this building," she whispered back. >Lizzy got right up into Negev's audioreceptor. "I'm a friend of Doll's. She told me all about you." >Negev gasped. "YOU KN-" Waif, Mother could be listening. "You know Ms. Berlioz?" >"Since we were kids. Finding out she died was one of the worst days of my life. But seeing her again after that was one of the best." Lizzy sighed. "But that's not important right now. Is it true you've been terrified of your mom your whole life?" >Negev's eyes went hollow. "I've known the truth about her as far back as I can remember. I was a baby the first time I tried to escape her." >"I remember hearing about that. You just shook out of her arms and rolled away screaming." Lizzy's smile faded. "At the time, I thought it was the funniest thing I ever heard. But the more that happened with you, the less funny it got. Then I learned Uzi's... I learned why she got so angry with me when I started laughing at the time." >Negev's heart sank. She was still alone. Even the people who care for her can't see what Mother is. >"Which brings me to why I came!" Lizzy perked back up. "I've known your mom for years, and I have all sorts of stories about how much of a loser she was when she was your age!" >Negev squinted. "Loser...?" >"The absolute biggest. For starters? She'd always Naruto run through the halls." >And so, Lizzy told Negev everytbing she had on Uzi. >The squatting on her desk like a goblin. >The protesteth-too-much hatred of humans. >The Skin Affinity account. >The anime self-inserf fanart of her humansona. >The Cool S dojutsu she gave her humansona. >The constantly increasing heighf of her humansona. >The self-insert fanfics. >The HMoFD self-insert fics. >All the biting and hissing and crawling on all fours. >The time she walked in on Uzi trying to make herself taller by standing on her tiptoes and chantijg "Grow, grow, grow, grow..." >Everything. >"So there it is, kid. Your mom was a total spaz. And if her mom is any indication, she still is a total spaz!" Lizzy laughed. "You still scared of her?" >"Of course I am!" Negev spat. Then she thought about it some more. "But I'm less scared now. Because now I know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, she's just as mortal as we. I can make her bleed!" Negev cackled. >Lizzy shrugged. "Good enough for now."
>>49456 Fuck it, I've got some time to kill before bed >The Archiver >Intoner Oh boy. Apologies in advance if I somehow horrifically butcher anything regarding these characters
>Intoner (K04-SDE/I-0056) is deployed to a desolate & seemingly abandoned space station within the 'contested zone' bordering Solver-occupied space >Orders are simple: Secure valuable materials if possible, assess the status of the station as a potential forward operating base & eliminate any/all corrupted entities encountered along the way >Shortly after arrival I-0056 runs into a sizeable colony of Labor Bots that were "abandoned" alongside the station back when the Solver War first kicked off >In spite of their initial attempts at a warm welcome the Labor Bots are mostly ignored by I-0056 until one of them catches her(?) attention with an offhanded comment about knowing where "the most valuable thing on the station" is located >One trip to the heart of the Labor Bot colony later, I-0056 is face to proverbial face with "Big Sister" AKA The Archiver >The 'visit', which The Archiver was hoping would be a momentous occasion to learn/record what's been going on in the grander universe, is more akin to an estranged (and admittedly bratty) teen visits grandma for the first time >This visit ends up being both a surprisingly wholesome learning experience for the duo AND serves as an unexpected catalyst for I-0056's own developing sense of self >I-0056 leaves with 'valuable materials' (Labor Bot knick knacks & a conspicuously knitted sweater), reports that the station is "technically operational, yet highly unsuitable" as a FOB & is otherwise clean of any Solver corruption >Status: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I recommend that every Anon read a greentext in this thread, give the writefriends some love. Even if they scream and shout that they don't deserve it, force them to grovel at your love & appreciation
I recommend not reading any greentexts posted in this thread. Writefags deserve no love and even if they beg and shout for your attention, you shouldn’t give it to them, they don’t deserve it.
>>49624 (edited for typo) To sort of expand on this set of silly doodles, as worker drones, H and L were good friends and L does take the initiative to mess around with him. Harmless pranks. But as they've been re-made into DDs, a part of this persists in DD L's current self though how she pranks him now is a bit more adapted to how durable they are. She knows just enough they're strong and they regenerate (though she doesn't think about the hows or whys) and so her pranks kind of adjust to that level. H wouldn't admit it but even if her pranks get a little violent, he feels like having a part of his friend still persisting in their new ill-fated forms is something to be grateful for, as he didn't entirely lose L in the process. He hasn't realized yet that B and L's memories are slowly returning. The camping post elaborated on them a little. >>22480 >>49628 He was in the bottom one. I just wanted to draw him break through the upper drawer for a dramatic effect lol
>>49633 >how she pranks him now is a bit more adapted to how durable they are. She knows just enough they're strong and they regenerate (though she doesn't think about the hows or whys) and so her pranks kind of adjust to that level. >"Pranked you! That's not cheese, that's RDX!" >H's headless body crosses its arms as he waits to regenerate
>>49630 There was a greentext about something similar that had the two Bugretta's calling eachother slurs so offensive that even their Oogis were shocked, even though to us it sounded like this >"Ooo." >*taps little limb on ground* "Aaa."
>>49633 > H goes to walk through a door > failed to notice its slightly ajar > also failed to notice the anvil perched on top of it > > he gets back up and sees the anvil in small crater on the floor, and "lmao gotem" written next to it in his own oil
>>49641 >Anon's party members look at him in complete disgust and horror >"Dude....what the fuck.", says SD-P in the crowd >However, despite their disgust, Mini-Y looks up at Anon and smirks
>>49637 >then watch as it does that thing where it slowly morphs back into shape Honestly if I find the time to learn how to sew plush patterns, I want to do it just so I can squeeze plushes and seeing them do that. >>49638 Mini Y on a Mini Model T! That's lookin good!
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Finished drawing Beretta and Anon's human(?) and drone children who are twins. I'm still getting used to drawing proper humanoid shapes so apologies if the guy on the left looks uncanny as shit. I'll write something for them later because right now I'm tired plus I have uni classes today.
what makes an OC beloved? I'm sure for every OC anons still talk about there are a dozen that never got any traction– so what is it that makes an OC stand out enough to be remembered?
>>49651 >Give them an interesting personality. Step 1 is making a fun character people will actually like. >How well does their backstory fit in with the actual canon story. The better they fit in with the established lore the easier time anons will have writing greens about them. >How good is their actual design? Do anons want to draw them? Do anons want to have sex with them? Do anons want to draw them having sex? If so that helps A LOT
hello humans! boots here using my mas, well, wade's computer to do something productive with my time, gun reviews!
today's subject will be the classic weapon of the English world on earth, the M4A1 auto carbine!
chambered in 5.56 the M4 is a solid weapon, easily manageable recoil and the bullets it uses are able to tear through both synthetic and organic material alike though it does struggle against anything that has armor akin to kevlar and above, especially ceramics.
highly customizable the M4's key flaw of it's size (ignoring the flaw of any fire arm that isn't able to obliterate the core of a disassembly drone) can be mitigated thanks to switching out and using different stocks, receivers and especially barrels.
plus i can make an M4 as pretty as i want! hello kitty stickers have never looked so deadly!
>>49651 My Objectively Correct Tier List of OC being beloved/stand out/remembered whatever the fuck >S Tier LUCK. Notable Drawfags like the character. Character has alot of art. Character is Interesting to a large amount of the Thread. >A Tier Character has Story Potential (Variation of Interesting). Character has a decently skilled dedicated drawfag attached to them. Sex Appeal. >B Tier Character has a decently skilled dedicated writefag attached to them. Character has alot of greentexts Character is cute. >C Tier Character is a girl. >D Tier Character has a dedicated autist attached to them
>>49651 100% honesty? >Art. Even if you think you can’t draw “well”, it’s the one thing that makes people notice your OC. I know this from personal experience as I made an OC last October which never got any attention until I posted a (very) shitty drawing of her early september. It was posted on the booru and added to the wheel a week later. This isn’t to discourage anybody; the opposite, actually. I’m sitting my ass down and actually practicing art for the first time in my life and enjoying it. Writing comes easily for me but learning the principles of art has been very enjoyable so far. >>49656 Also what this Anon said. Give them even a little smudge of personality to make them enjoyable for others to write.
And of course, the most important part: sex appeal
There are some OC's I like but finding any centralized information on them is difficult. Like Harper, great design, clearly has at least one Anon dedicated to her, great art, no fucking idea where I look for Sentinel lore.
the last thing you should ever think of when posting OCs or making them is >Will this be popular? Will this be beloved because then it wont be, and youll just try and force it Just post what you think would be funny / cute / sexy for yourself
>>49665 Most sentinel drone lore is not actually based on characters like Harper or Avre like most others, the concept of SD’s itself is basically written entirely by Phoenixanon and there is a whole storyline behind them nobody really cares about featuring so many other characters and concepts that it’s actually a chore to try to piece it together
>>49674 >Just post what you think would be funny / cute / sexy for yourself True. I beat myself up for a while when I didn’t get any replies, until I realized that getting attention wasn’t the most important part but having fun. And I wasn’t having any fun So I decided to post my tism’ on the OC thread when I get the chance and it feels so much better.
>>49679 >even if you are terrible at art, like HeWhoDrinksCola. Holy fucking shit I just looked him up on the Booru and if his art is terrible then I don’t know what bowels of hell my drawings came from. Fuck.
>>49684 You're coping bro. Drones are inferior lifeforms designed for manual labour. It's the natural order of things for the weak to remain subjugated, so what if I like the sounds they make when I force them to watch me behead their defective friends?
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>>49679 With GIMP in my left hand and a high DPI mouse in my right... With all my ability to trace or edit images... I shall produce shitty art and force everyone to look at it!