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Remember when we spoke about numerical pairings a few threads ago? >Switch and Femdrone High-impact sexual violence >Labor bots and the Archiver No difference here >Harper and Catherine High-impact cuddles? >SD-K and Droneanon Dunno much about K but I hope she eats that bastard >Elf and Phi Elf's snuff film >Solveranon and SD-U-U God I wish that were me
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>>9491 >>9492 >mfw I just uploaded images that were WIPs to the booru >mfw I'm so artistically illiterate that I can't recognize a WIP when I see it and wait until shit's done cooking >mfw
Lying in the bathtub with human Y. Her ass and feet protruding from out of the water wile her breasts are pressed against your naked body. She whispers pet names between giving your chest kisses. "*Mwah* Shtrudel boy. *mwah* Mein. All mein. *mwah* To love...*mwah* To taste...". You put your hands under her armpits and pull her up. She lets out a surprised eep but then she giggles. You kiss her in the mouth.
>>9555 Pretty sure these are the only sizes available at the moment, but I'll gladly be proven wrong on that. Maybe it'll look decent when put through an AI image upscaler. Anyway I'm not gonna start spending ten bucks a month just to check.
Made a wheel of fortune for ships with the OCs I remembered and with some help of the booru like what >>9482 said and here are some of the ships it came up with >SD-CH and Labour Bot >SD-X and SD-Delta >Fuguedrone and Irma >SD-E and Strychnine >Chefanon and Abbas >SD-Phi and Beretta >SD-Eye and Ophelia >Kat and Ophelia >SD-C and Marcy >Jane and Monique >Megumi and SD-X >SD-AC and SD-13 >Vickers-chan and SD-Y >Harper and SD-Eye >SD-S and SD-MG >Marcy and SD-X >SD-E and Haruka >SD-Theta and Catherine >Switch and SD-Overkill >Eliza Holly and Haruka >Cynthia and Abbas
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>>9563 >SD-CH and Labour Bot I don't think SD-CH will know what to do, she got used to the style of worker than is very expressive and talks a lot, if she talks a ton and doesn't get a response except a blank state she will end up very uncomfortable, and worried too, she doesn't want to see a robot accidentally killing itself if it doesn't know what to do in a mine, since she doesn't know how good the bot is, and probably will spend some time just watching that it is safe, and then a lot of time convincing it to take some time to rest since CH cares a lot for the social time of "colación".
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>>9563 >>Switch and SD-Overkill I swear this ship is the only one on this list that could could actually work since both of them have similar enough personalities
>>9563 Here's some more wheel of fortune crackships: >SD-GF and Labout Bot >Haruka and SD-Z >Boots and Boxo >SD-F and SD-Eye >Toby and Cynthia >SD-Q and Beauregard >Chefanon and Carl >SD-Theta and Megumi >Haruka and SD-B >B the Human and B the Human >Haruka and Leg >Sentinel-chan and SD-S >Genny and SD-13 >SD-Y and Megumi >SD-Theta and Nerrie >Harper and Eliza Holly >SD-Incinerator and Labour Bot >TAMFK and Amy >B the Human and Sophie >Gimel and Soda Drone >Bucketry and Boxo >Adelline and Switch >Gimel and SD-U-U >Boots and Beretta >SD-Delta and SD-K >Solverpede-chan and Jamie >SD-W and SD-Z >Catherine and Sophie >SD-GF and Aoi >Catherine and Labout Bot >Harper and Switch
>>9573 >>9577 E-Anon here, and I wonder if I should probably tone down E’s simplemindedness. She’s a little slow, but she’s not suicidally retarded, even if I did went along with the idea…
>>9587 Something about her design reminds me of old Hanna-Barbera cartoons. Maybe you could draw some inspiration from those cartoons. Show her being able of performing basic tasks, and speaking with certainty before bungling up more complex tasks and running away for cover.
>>9591 I haven't really thought how Switch would react to a Sentinel Drone but it would be positive since they're made specifically to kill disassemblers. She would not kill Harper, hell even spend time with her, but she's going to keep an eye on her in case she starts showing signs of Solver possession.
>>9596 I think most Es in most cases will stop if given a sharp enough "no". Strychnine also does it out of pure lust, while E's a lovable idiot who can't think of a better way to show her overwhelming affection.
>>9587 >>9597(me) >E wakes up, prepares breakfast and shares it with her meek sidekick >She makes a grocery list and goes out shopping because all she has left at home is a can of beans >The stores are closed due to a flash hoolie mob >"That won't do at all! I have shopping to get done! I will talk to these people." >The meek sidekick says "Gee E, I don't think that is such a good idea." >"Nonsense, mate. I will solve the situation with my silver tongue!" >E turns to the camera with a conspiratory gesture >"I paint it every morning." >E talks to a hooligan and gets him very, very angry >E walks back to her sidekick >"Well, E?" >Well I think we're having beans for lunch." >Something is smashed offscreen >"I think we better run for it." >E and sidekick run away >Somehow the incident erupts into a city-wide riot >E and sidekick hear about it on the radio while eating beans >"Eh, at least all the running gave us an appetite." >Someone bangs on the door >"Police! Open up!" >E turns to the camera with a scared expression on her face >"Kids, just eat your legumes!"
>>9603 Doesn't Solver-E also clang out of pure lust or was it's lust mixed with genuine love? I remember the green about various E's libido and Solver-E was basically sexual assault
>>9609 It comes from a place of geunine love that’s been distorted with the Solver’s wants. Her placement in that list green was just for the sake of the prompt.
>>9608 >Lady E senses when Strychnine enters her cathedral. >Just from looking at her she knows her soul can't be saved. >"My child, I'm sorry but this must be done..." >She transforms her arm into a particle launcher and blasts Strychnine to pieces.
>>9622 You don't think Anon has met God at least once? Lady E is still E at heart and gets too excited in her soul draining passion. Anon doesn't spend long in the afterlife cause God sends him back to Lady E.
>Tessa discovers some oogis around and decides not to tell her parents, keeping them as her weird little pets, unaware of the growing hive. >Eventually the hive grows big and strong but abides their time >Tessa is being yelled at by her parents per usual >Suddenly Oogis break through the walls, flooding the entire manor with their little bodies >Tessa wakes up >No abusive parents in sight >She notices she is dressed head to toe in Hot Topic, along with a strange beanie on her head >Tessa becomes an honorary Oogi
>>9630 >N is the Genghis Khan of the 21st century >by the year 3000, the majority of humans are in some way descended from N >the average human female is flat, tomboyish, has yellow eyes, and is a scene girl into firearms and angst
>>9636 Yes. Since Tessa was given the sacred oogi beanie (A extremely rare privilege considering Tessa was the first recorded case) Now every oogi, even the most intelligent ones, sees her as one of them.
>>9642 >An exterminator is called to deal with a rather large oogi infestation in some rich people’s house >He finds a teenage girl among the oogis, dressed in similar attire >”I’m one of them now. Begone cunt!” She shouts while chucking a rock at him
>>9647 When I was little I wanted a mohawk and a tattoo on my biceps. My mom said that tattoos are for marking slaves. I grew up to have no tattoos because they are like shitty scribles on your body. Like some tagger asshole passed over you while you were leaning against the wall.
>>9647 If I could pull it off, I'd get a huge back tattoo of the DDs, and then get into a shirtless fistfight with a guy with a TADC back tattoo. Winner gets season 2.
>>9650 I am thinking about having my manifesto tattoed to my body so that the media won't be able to lie about my motives while showing pictures of my body once I burst into the Parliament and gun down as many politicians as I can before I get shot to death.
>>9654 When I was little my dad said that if I get into politics I'll end up spraypainting A (anarchy) everywhere. He also said no on the mohawk and tattoo thing. I think I inherited my taste for evil women from him.
>>9657 I don't have a favorite, I love many equally. >>9658 I writefag in my phone for just a few months before changing to my computer, and I wasn't able to go back when I only could write on my phone for a moment.
>>9674 Stop carrying useless drama over here hours after it ended, only cause somebody doesn't like oogis doesn't mean it's the extremely angry samefags behind each of these posts. Let it die and move on
>>9394 >CURSE YOU J0000000000000Y! >I HEREBY VOW, YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! >BEHOLD, A TRUE BOT SCHOLAR AND I, ELF! >SOLID OF SOFTWARE YOU MIGHT BE FOUL VIRUS >BUT I SHALL RIDDLE WITH MALWARE YOUR ROTTEN CODE! >WITH A HAIL OF DRONECOIN MINERS! >WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!
>>9700 Seeing how it’s just one guy and it’s drowned out by basically everyone else I think people are just overreacting. He’s just sperging over Oogis again
>>9683 >The "true bot scholar" (Anon) has started chatting up the Abyss they were here to slay >"Damn, girl, call me the Gulf of Mexico, because it'll take years and billions of dollars to get you off me."
>>9707 >Mobile Archiver who can fight She'd have to be in a kick-ass mech suit that doubles as life support. In that case, Anon's an NPC whose questline is about finding a wife, but something always goes wrong. >"Solvered Anon/Anon, The Lovingly Embraced" is the DLC's final boss
>>9709 well i remember taking a break from the threads on /co/ a year ago and then i check back to see greentexts about the little creature months ago (before ep 7)
>I'd kill myself I am in no way advocating for suicide but it is possible to bite your tongue off and bleed to death. If you were a bugretta then that would be your only option.
>>9706 >The Abyss Anon is chatting with is initially confused by his presence and pick up line >Anon wasn’t a Labor Bot, so she’s not really sure on whether to attack all the same
>>9710 >She'd have to be in a kick-ass mech suit that doubles as life support. Plenty of those down in the old labs. Elf just has to get back up to the production lines first. With the help of Anon; the mysterious human scientist living in the old labs who is on an eternal quest for a drone gf; they'll make it back up. Then Elf and the Archiver make up, realize J0y is the true enemy, and fight her together in an epic finale. But then Anon says: >Forgive me, Emily And reveals himself to be the true final boss
>>9715 How do they eat then. They should have teeth and powerful jaw muscles. >Y is poking a bugretta >"I don't see vat ist so special about zis kreatur." >The poking pisses off bugretta, who bites Y's finger hard with her chompers >"AIIIEEE!" >Karma
>>9716 Because it is written like you have the voice cords of a bugretta. Talking to the oogies would be like "Yang chas Solo chone Wookiee!" without subtitles.
No.9726 Liam Please Give Us Something To Talk About I Shouldn't Know This Much
>>9724 The Dragon Bugretta's Oogis understood it's need for a cardboard castle, gold pile, and they adorned themselves in armor to make it happy. I think they do understand it, but just don't really listen to it. Which is ironic since Bugretta's are the most intelligent beings in the entire Hive
>>9703 I just don’t like how often these things tend to make up a portion of the thread. Just look at that list one Anon made on how often they’re brought up, it’s almost double or even triple times larger compared to other thread characters or topics
>>9727 Because people have nothing else to really talk about right now. Oogi stories are the easiest to make and are usually the most silly or fun. It's a broad genre. That doesn't give anyone an excuse though to endlessly bitch and cry about them.
>>9745 Probably internal screaming over something I like getting fucked over by reality again, and sadness over him dying. Then I'd remember that episode 8's pretty much finished so we'll still get it, just in a less polished state. Then more screaming over no season 2 ever and sadness over the death.
Does anyone remember any weird cracktheories that happened before episode 2 or just any episode? Please I need something to talk about before I succumb to Oogi Madness!
>>9776 I remember early in the series's run my theory at one point was that the singularity stuff referred to the technological singularity, the point at which thinking machines become capable of exponential self-improvement without human involvement, and that the Absolute Solver was an AI experiment created by JCJ to try and force that to happen sooner rather than later so they could try to profit off of it, which had then gone all Shodan on them. All of which looks utterly retarded now that we're in the home stretch and have most of the puzzle put together, but I wasn't familiar with Vickers' prior works so I didn't realize I should be expecting full-tilt cosmic horror.
>>9783 They also have the little pseudo-fingerprints. We often praise the design of the drones for being simple and appealing but it actually has a decent amount of detail to it in some ways.
>>9783 I know right? This scene of Alice fixing her hand, it might be quite shoet but it's possibly my favourite csene of the show if I am honest She is so calm, and works so quick and fluid, it is so incredibly attractive it's unreal, I don't even mean this in a coomer way. And looks at that expression, yet after she's done she immediately picks up the garden scissors again to take the finger back from Uzi, God she is so fucking based
>>9776 "N is Uzi's mom" I swear to God that this was a real theory, but it seems scrubbed from the internet. There was even a short fic that took the theory as seriously as possible and that's gone too.
>>9787 It makes me wonder how much pain drones actually feel, or if their pain processing works differently from ours. Performing anesthetized surgery on your hand would be a horror show for a human, and yet Alice is doing basically the same thing and she's cool as a cucumber.
>>9782 >More Pirate/Sailor References in a MD Thread The universe is telling me I really need to fucking work on my Pirate Drone stuff, but I'm too lazy! AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9791 Even N does display discomfort when trying to cut off his arm, he acknowledges pain when Uzi sticks him with V's stinger, we see drones able to remain functional enough to quip even when severely damaged, so my assumption would be that they register damage more than feel physical pain. The difference is that pain is a unique kind of signal that overrides and interferes with other nerve signals in a living creature, which makes it harder to think, focus, and move your body so long as the pain is present, a mechanism to force you to stop using (and thus causing more damage) to injured body parts. It would make sense that drones do not have this biological reflex sensation, they're tools built to perform tasks which are hazardous. They are programmed to seek self preservation because being destroyed would waste resources, but having them flinch or freeze after being damaged wouldn't be useful because they can just have damaged components removed and replaced, or if it's too severe they just get presumably mulched and recycled for raw materials.
>>9802 Nope. I LITERALLY mean N is Uzi's MOM. There was a whole fic where basically N wonders what it's like to be a Worker and changes his form to the reverse of what he is. N heads into Outpost 3 and begins a double-life as a purple female Worker. He then meets Khan and the two hit it off. Eventually they have Uzi and N for a reason I can't remember stops living his double life and Khan is left with raising Uzi on his own. Obviously they meet later on and N can't bring himself to tell her that he's her mom. This theory was fucking batshit in retrospect and I'm so pissed the author deleted the fic off AO3.
>>9808 I definitely saw this theory being discussed on a few sites. It wasn't just a single person writing a fic. The fic was just the thing about it that stuck with me.
I have a question, most of you have a favourite, be it canon or OC, a good amount among you do love them, but how much really? Given the choice to marry whoever it is don't ask how it will fit in your life it just will, would you do it? Do you think you would actually have a chance with her or him?
>>9818 Would definitely marry Beretta I like blondes. >Do you think you have a chance Maybe if I don't spill my spaghetti or get eaten by a space shark
>>9801 Along those same lines I wonder if drones being able to consciously distinguish between damage and repair means that actually rebuilding themselves would provoke no pain at all or maybe even cause the inverse.
>>9818 I don't have an immediate outstanding favorite, but E has a place in my heart so I'll pick her. >Would you marry her? In less than a heartbeat, if it would make her happy. >Do you have a chance with her? I wouldn't wish myself on anyone. Even if I were somehow her boss, I'd be trying to convince her she deserves better.
I NEED TO STICK MY HAND IN N’S MOUTH HAVE HIM CLOSE HIS MOUTH AROUND MY HAND SHOVE MY HAND DOWN HIS THROAT KEEP GOING AS FAR AS I CAN GO ALL THE WAY DOWN TO HIS GUTS POKE AROUND DEEP IN THERE AND IT’S ALL WET AND SQUISHY TICKLE HIS STOMACH FROM THE INSIDE MAKE HIM GIGGLE AND FEEL SICK BOTH THEN PULL MY HAND UP OUT THROUGH HIS MOUTH AND IT’S SOAKED WITH STEAMING HOT OIL AND DRONE SLOBBER REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>9826 I appreciate the spirit even if I don't agree with the actions. The most degenerate thing I can think of doing with N is frotting with him inside a double-ended fleshlight, while holding hands and kissing.
>>9830 That's pretty hot. Ideally there would a competition going on, based on who cums first. Maybe for deciding who's gonna be on top for the real main event. And if N wins, then he lets himself give into his instincs, his vision being overitten by the large glowing X, seeing you only as prey
>>9835 Even if I am into hairy beefcakes like pic-related (I know it is one of my personal drawings) I wouldn't change anything for N, he's just perfect the way as he is, he's already in the sweet spot between twink and himbo, so why?
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>>9838 Realistically, she fades away over time the same way the crew of humans and office-drones who worked in the same office as Tessa faded away into fond memories after it became clear that Earth was gone and "Tessa" wasn't actually Tessa, but every once in a while someone fires of a little green based around the old threadcanon and a few people say "oh hey that was neat, I remember that stuff, good times those were"
>>9842 She doesn't -have- to disappear, no one is going to make a conscious effort to erase the character in the event of us getting a canon analog, but interest will naturally gravitate toward the "what is" of canon over the "what ifs" of our rampant speculation of what Nuzi nesting and living the white picket fence-life after the dust has settled would look like. Jane is an oddity by comparison insofar as she originated as a simple genderbend of an existing OC that started life as a gag, then had lore added onto her RE: a war between the Absolute Solver and the human race that later ended up getting confirmed as a canonical event. That's a whole other ball of wax.
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I'm not Smilefriend, but I hope you're doing well friends. Now, I have a question for you that I wish for you to truly think about and not with your penis. >What is one thing, you would want to make Canon if there was a season 2? Please tell me and explain it, I'm very curious. Now one more question, friend. >What are you doing?
>>9849 I'm SmileAnon and I hope you are doing well too! Friend. I have no idea, I'm not the type of having good theories or wishes for the future, I kind of enjoy everything, and I'm happy with what I get. Drinking some vodka, some glasses in already.
>>9849 That the entirety of Murder Drones was just some edgy fantasy happening in Uzi's head because she wanted go be even more emo while drones are actually treated with respect.
>>9848 I once worked with an old Vietnamese guy who was a kid under colonial-jackboot-rule, then fought a losing war on the American side once they got involved in the whole "Indochina Problem", and then ended up in a concentration camp for several years before he finally got out and started a new life out in my neck of the woods. He remains one of the sweetest, most soft-spoken, most agreeable men I have ever met. He brought donuts for the rest of us every week, and he worked hand-in-hand with his grandson to teach him his trade, and he never raised his voice except to tell people that they shouldn't stand when they can sit. Your post is hot nonsense. Healing is always possible.
>>9852 That would just be a hit or miss - on one hand she might actually listen and calm down or flip her shit and yell at her for being treated as a little kid like how 'organics' as Switch calls humans and xenos treat their young. >>9853 Okay, maybe I was exaggerating. She could just let it go but it's going to be VERY difficult. Drones and humans are different and sure they might act human but they have a different psychology so some stuff for them might be more easy or harder to let go off than a human.
>>9857 I don't know what you exactly are asking about, if the series or the possibility of a second season, but I think at the end of the day it will be fun, Friend. We must stay positive to at least enjoy what we see ans stay happy.
>>9860 Probably here's a little idea. Have them all be stuck on a JCJenson Executive's evacuation shuttle. The whole thing is the size of two shopping malls. They were supposed to be cryogenically frozen but this was a lie through some legal mumbo jumbo. The only frozen people are the important folks
>>9861 I have another idea of them being raised on those hollowed out asteroids and they only go out to scavenge for food and tech And only heard of the absolute solver thanks to there parents
>>9842 >Jane is still around and her she's completely non-canon If anything John and Jane became more canon after episode 7. The Solver war was just an idea pulled out the ass, no one thought it actually happened as it was described in greens
>>9863 Switch is not in distress, she's got a ton of bottled up anger waiting to explode. The only time she's genuinely distressed is when Cyn comes around and torments her with hallucinations of her past as an experiment drone for the Solver or visions of her dead boyfriend.
>>9896 >Uzi takes Cyn's place talking back and getting N tied up, but breaks Tessa free so they can go save him, managing to put him back together >This leads to a love triangle with V, N, and Uzi >Uzi starts trying to convince Tessa that they need to run away, without much success >James dies in a tragic fireplace accident, leaving Louisa in charge until a chandelier falls on her during a party >Doll comments that if they had treated their drones better, those terrible malfunctions might have been fixed before they claimed lives >Having inherited the family fortune, Tessa must now deal with distant relatives and scheming "friends" trying to take it from her >J's the most helpful at navigating high society, Uzi keeps suggesting N be upgraded into an "awesome human-killing murder drone" that isn't physically possible to make, and Doll "helps" in her own way
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>>9730 >Oogi stories are the easiest to make and are usually the most silly or fun. It's a broad genre. My favorite type has to be talking about them like they're units in a game
>>9876 >Order drone online >It delivers itself >The worker drone knocks on your door >"Hello, master! My name is Yvonne and I am the drone you ordered." >She hands you her manual, giving complete power over her >"I am in our hands now. Please treat me as you see fit."
>>9881 Why would you do that? The face looks very bad.
> “Seriously we could have skipped most of Episodes 3 and 4, resulting in a massive domino effect for Episodes 6 , 7, and 8.”
Another what-if scenario, sometimes you can save yourself several months of trouble by taking a left instead of a right turn during your murder rampage.
>>9932 Nonverbal how? I had one drop to one-sentence responses and it took forever for me to fix that, but I've never had one stop talking entirely, usually they talk too much.
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>>9910 Remember that if you don't have the research to build proper artillery, you can just enter the battlefield yourself and throw your own Oogi's as makeshift projectiles. Just be careful about getting into melee without infantry support. Despite having decent stats it's fairly easy to get routed if the enemy Oogi's surround you.
>>9930 >After the Elliots tragic and untimely deaths, their poor daughter was orphan and all alone >She and her beloved drones were sent to live with her uncle, who like her father was a extremely wealthy but cold businessman. In fact, it was rumored that he planned to steal his niece's inheritance. >Whenever this rumor was true or not, it can't be known as he was discovered dead in pieces a dumpster. >He was pulled apart with such force that neither human or drone could of done it. Even stranger, his will had been changed to give everything he own to his niece, Tessa James Elliot. Which to his business partners, was extremely out of character for him. >Despite Tessa's alibi and the fact a teenager can't rip apart a grown man with her bare hands. She unfortunately being more isolated from society. >"If you ask me, that girl is cursed. She prefers to hang with her drones rather than interact with real people, not to mention the grumpy purple drone and the one with the creepy stare that she is so found of. It's a shame she was born an Elliot" - Unnamed relative.
Imagine if at the end a god of order comes in, banishes the solver, revives everyone who died, turns Copper-9 into earth and turns all drones into humans to bring back humanity.
>>9943 >Doll arranges so many unfortunate accidents for the Elliot family's relatives that they wind up in the "Anon adopts Tessa" timeline again >Being a half-decent human who actually cares for Tessa makes him almost alien to the six >Doll moves from plotting his death to trying to figure out what his deal is, the compassion he's showing must be fake >All she's discovered so far is that Anon masturbates more than is healthy
Need the anon who made that Bugretta anon green this make an in detail green about what it feels like for a Bugretta anon to be aware it’s going to explode but unable to stop it due to the owner accidentally watching Star Wars Acolyte
>>9967 Because somehow the Oogi lore keeps getting more and more interesting and rich, and the effort put into the greens and the somehow thought provoking questions of how X would work in the Oogiverse keeps remaining interesting. Still thinking of the anon who got put into the bugretta body green, how do you make something like that it was art
>>9973 This comment made me realize that somehow Oogis are the most developed MD oc. I just find Uzi being a gremlin creature incredibly fun to see and think about
>>9979 Do they wear them over the beanies? Also I wouldn’t give them tophats, fancy culture is a bad influence on the Oogies and theyre going to just become as awful as the fancy people at the gala but more stupid and silly
>>9982 >Ask her human therapist who actually a engineer to do therapy on her Aussie master >He agree on the promise doll will be gentle tonight >Doll smile on the agreement
>>9943 >At a school for snobby rich kids, Tessa is doing terrible. >The other kids originally thought she was weirdo, but now it has escalated to the point where they genuinely wondered if she was possessed. As many 'mysterious' accidents happened to those who tormented her. >As one very nasty girl once shoved Tessa down while she was with her drones, and mocked her for not having human friends. >The next day, the girl's house caught on fire. It was stated to be from faulty wiring, but who can ignore that it happened the after she bullied Tessa?
>>9981 >Yeah I uh don’t think so >see buddy what you’ve walked into is my feeding time The one time a day I get to be by myself and consume the supply of rotten bananas and candy my Oogays bring to me >and you’ve interrupted it. I can’t go back to it now my simple bug like brain has already forgotten all about it. Now look at me I’m turning red and I can feel my insides doing the Harlem shake, I’m about to explode over here >thanks buddy you really.. made my day
>>10018 >Playable Human Worker Drone War Machine Murder Drone >Enemy Murder Drone Mutant Sentinel Undead Outsider >Playable DLC Alien Left Hand Undead >Enemy DLC Wildlife Vegetation Alien Imitator Left Hand
>>10025 If people stopped bitching about things and instead dedicated that time to creating or posting something else to talk about or discuss it would be a whole lot better
>>10030 Yes. I do. The Bugretta post might've been poorly timed but could be seen as one. Considering how we have an Anon complaining about Oogis then when told to stop complaining suddenly there appears a Oogi related post. Which if it was a falseflag could be used by the same Anon to prove a point on how "awful" or "out of control" it is
>>10051 What are you on about. I'm not american and even know about JFK. >Check /pol/ just in case >There was an attempt on Trump's life Oh shit. There's a thread about it and some people are trying to funpost it to oblivion even though it is stickied.
BREAKING NEWS: Shots fired during President Bugrettas speech. The Failed assassination took place during one of Bugrettas speeches in the thread, when suddenly several loud shots could be heard. Bugretta was quickly rushed out by her team of secret service Oogis after only minor injuries and is currently resting in the hive receiving "plenty of huggies and kissies until the hurt goes 'way" The shooter has been identified as local Enntremist "doggylover24" and is currently spending time in the sorry box until further notice
>>10057 >"Huh? I don't care one whit about that puffed-up city slicker, the government ain't mean a thing out here anyway. Now c'mere, Anon, Beau needs a li'l sister."
>>10056 I saw the bugretta post first but only realied later what happened, anyways I posted pic rel Alice in that thread and anons did say they want to fug her •~• >>10058 She is not, that's not subjective, it is a proven fact. >>10059 You don't even need to headcanon (cept if you want her actually doing anything again) to have Alice be alive. They didn't intend iz probably, seeing their attitude, but they built this world and established the lore and technicalities, according to which Alice is alive.
>>10090 >I saw the bugretta post first but only realied later what happened >I saw the bugretta post first but only realied later what happened >I saw the bugretta post first but only realied later what happened AHAHHAHAHA A HAHAHAHAHA IMAGINE THIS BEING HOW YOU FIND OUT
>>10092 It's connected to an old inside Joke about a Bugretta becoming President and then it was brought back up again recently with the debates with the Bugretta being the Trump stand-in. So it makes sense it would all loop back to here
>>10091 I'mn t American anon, gow would I know? I heard it cause I was zold it physically, I was gonna draw Alice, when bro said they tried to shoot Trump. Hadn't i herad of it I eould have been able to finish one, but it wasn't meant to bee
>>10083 >Tessa already knows what she wants from the get-go and ends up spending most of the trip trying to convince her companions to try on whatever catches her eye >Uzi spends the entire time complaining about having to play dress-up & how "dumb" the whole shopping trip is while secretly trying to sneak off with an extra-padded bra of her own >V doesn't bother wearing bra's so she instead spends the entire time trying on tops & scarfs in between offering snide comments regarding the styles donned by her companions (mostly Uzi) >J without a doubt has the most fun during the trip, trying out a wide selection of assorted lingerie and ultimately buying more for herself than everyone else combined
>>10083 >Uzi tries to convince them to go to Hot Topic, J is horrified >They are forced to go home earlier as J and Uzi's fight causes the mall to evacuate
>>9969 I honestly don't see the actual appeal at this point. It was a fascinating thread novelty back in march, but honestly wore out it's welcome even before the spam issue. >>9977 if the name wasn't a corruption of Uzi's, most would think that oogi was a troll/spam character completely unrelated to Murder Drones. bugretta is even less connected, considering its a corruption of a thread OC. >>9968 >if I can't spam my glorified fluffy shit in every single thread, I will die
>Your OC is now real >If you have multiple they all become real >If you have none then the one you like is real or just one you talked about How fucked are you?
>>10121 Not at all, most of my OCs are pretty calm, like to have fun, and are not psychopaths, well one will see me most of the time and push me to do everything I have to do in my day, no slacking off, first work, then you can rest and drink something.
>>10115 Are you the same bloke who tried ordering Bugretta on a stick several weeks back? We took pics of your license plate number and have already forwarded it to the authorities https://vocaroo.com/1kPZKIjiMFtf
>>10132 If we got the annoying guy calling Switch Anon Droneanon banned, can we get this guy too? I don't like sounding like a faggot but this guy is just an asshole through and through. He brings nothing to the threads but his bullshit
>>10121 Ah shit, I've got a bit of a stable. The only two I really need to worry about are Melody and Lilah. Lilah probably isn't arbitrarily obsessed with (Me), but Melody imprints on sight.
>>10146 Those names ring a bell to me, maybe I'm confusing the names with some that are pretty similar, I'm not good with names, so can you show us your OCs?
>>10138 >Uzi acting flirty by downplaying the implied explicitness of her striptease >N being absolutely overwhelmed by two mouths competing to smooch his own >After a thorough three-way make-out match the nullplay/clanging can finally commence God I love how you draw these goobers
>>10157 >>10158 >>10160 Can you guys ignore this? I was not going to say anything but is getting annoying, start talking about how much you want to fuck a specific drone or something
>>10166 One, she's cute. Two, she may be a tiny bit crazy but is the least likely to murder me out of any other character. Three, she's a nerd and shares similar interests with me. Lastly, I like blonde girls
>>10167 There are a few that won't murder you if we go to OC territory, and blondes? Everyone knows redheads are better, sadly there is no OC redhead that I find attractive, one can only dream
>>10158 >>10160 >every single anon who doesn't my fluffy spam is the same anon >has the gall to call everyone else schizo feels like pre-episode 7 threads. now all we need is the oogi spammer to return
>>10177 I know this is an already existing character, but if we joined forces I think we could gaslight enough people to think SD D always had orange hair and not black
>>10184 >picrel >Jane gives boxes to a number of male drone thread characters, except for SD-P. (SD-H, SD-I, SD-Incinerator, E(verest), Group 6A SD-H, etc)
>Sitting down with your bugretta >You have flipped her on her back and are rubbing her tummy gently >She is happy and relaxed >The oogies harrumph >That night a group of oogies decide they can do the same thing too, if not better >They enter bugretta's chamber >She is sleeping >They try to push her to the side but can't. They only wake her up >They start smashing into her, hurting her side >They manage to flip her >Bugretta is crying >The oogies climb onto her and try petting her to make it better >Between their panic and their stupidity they decide that the putting more force to the petting produces better results >They hit and rub bugretta's tummy raw >The rest of the hive bursts into the chamber >They seize the radicals and pull their limbs off in their fury >They try to console bugretta and roll her backside up again >The poor creature is made to lie on it's hurt belly and it cries from the pain >The oogies are too stupid to understand what they did and they stuff her with food instead
>>10229 Yeah Oogis are not that stupid let alone are they like that with Bugretta's. Them being annoyed by being pampered was in the sense like a cat being annoyed by it or like someone dealing with helicopter parents
>Deployed in a cold climate >Freezing because the company skimped on personel accomodations >Sleeping in your underwear with Tessa in the same sleeping bag, your bare skins touching and warming eachother up >It is a bedevilled cold nonetheless >"Stop moving so much." you tell her >"I can't get comfortable." >"Your nipples are scrapping against me." >"And your donger is poking me." >"Because you keep rubbing against me!" >You are both frustrated >Tessa sighs >There's only way to stop your dick from poking her >"Oi. Wanna have a go." >The two of you are fuckbuddies in addition to coworkers and sex is a way to get warmer >"Yeah okay. Don't tear my napsack >She guides your dick to her hole and you plug yourself in >You pump as much as the sleeping bag allows >From the outside you look like a two-headed pulsating maggot >It is kinda lousy but you get into it enough to start kissing Tessa through your balaklavas >"I wonder if our mouths will freeze together if we kissed" she says >She pushes her hand out through the opening between your necks and pulls down her face cover, then yours >You share a kiss as you climax >Instead of using your hand, you wipe your mouth on the company-provided pillow before grinding your face against it to raise your face cover >You fight on occassion, but you always want to be together at work and apply for assignments together >You tell yourself that it is convenient to have someone you know as a partner and a roomie but the truth is that you love this woman
>>10244 >Tessa stares in disgust at anon who is obviously having a wet dream about her.(He’s moaning her name) >Tessa “accidentally” turns on the gas and shuts off the carbon monoxide alarm.
>Be Anon. >Have a job that you like doing and pays well, a house, a car and most important of all - a loving wife and she's named Marcy. >She's different from what people would expect from you. She's not hunan but a drone. >People and your oarents give you crap about being with a drone but you don't care - you love her from the bottom of your heart and she loves you from the bottom of her core. >Other than that, life is fairly normal with one exception... >You close the door behind you and turn the lock, take off your jacket and shoes and put on a pair of slippers. >From the hallway you can hear a kids cartoon playing from the living room. Marcy must be with the kids. >You enter the living room and see her with your kids, pillbabies to be precise, watching the TV. And there's seven of them, three boys and four girls. >Marcy notices you and her expression brightens. The pillbabies let your excited beeps in your presence.
>"Anon! Mah sweetbuns!"
>Marcy puts the two pillbabies off her lap and onto the couch. She then jumps in your arms as the two of you hug.
>"Why did yeh come this late? I was getting lonelyh and so did the kids..." "Sorry, sorry. Lotta work today and I couldn't call you."
>You rub the back of her head as she sighs. She then takes her face out of your chest and looks you in the eyes.
>"I was wonderin'...what if we add another little one to our family so that ah won't be feelin' alone?
>Oh man. This is what you meant by the exception. Marcy is very...proactive with wanting children. She wants to be a mom so you granted her wish but she wants a big family...which is how you ended with 7 pillbabies.
"Marcy, honey. We already have much kids, I'm not sure about this..."
>Marcy gives you a sad face as she looks at you with puppy eyes. You then feel her hands lower down to your waist as she gropes your buttocks and cups your crotch. >Every time you said you didn't want more kids she did stuff like this to get you into the mood. And god damn it, it works every single time. Her charm is irresistible. >So after watching some cartoons with her and the kids, eating dinner she made for you which tastes a great as ever, and putting the kids to sleep, the two of you retreated to your bedroom and proceed to do the baby-making dance on the bed, her crying out your name in ecstasy as you gave your seed to be analysed by her DNA analyser. >Thank god you soundproofed the bedroom, you would very much keep the purity of your kids until they get old enough to understand what sex is. >Three days later, she announces to you that she's pregnant with your child. Guess that's going to be eight kids now and the best thing about all this? >You can't wait to add them to your family. You love your kids, all of them, even the one Marcy is currently carrying. >Life is great and you wouldn't change it for anything.
>>10260 Marcy's a favorite even though she doesn't show up too much. It sucks, yeah. I was hoping for an epilogue of Anon getting unfrozen and them reuniting.
>>10273 >What type of silly stories? Mainly ones about Anon dying alone, unloved, and afraid. I'm trying to branch away from only being able to write human-on-drone, but "overly sadistic and depressing" is the only branch I've found so far.
>>10260 Just how much ceremony would have pleased you, exactly? >>10263 I don't have ADHD faggot, I have a full time job which devours almost all of my time and energy. I also don't have dyspraxia, my trade demands a level of attention to detail and coordination 90% of people are completely incapable of.
>>10277 That's what I usually write, even when it sort of runs contrary to MD's actual tone. It's an odd compulsion of mine. If I can make up people who explore made-up worlds and vividly imagine it all, even put it to paper, why would I want to burden them with meaningless suffering? We have enough of that here. But there's an issue to be had when there's a lack of strife.
>>10280 I understand I guess, when I can't think of something with hope I normally throw a lot of suffering, sadness, and other things, that makes me think of hopeful things again, for some weird reason.
Hello Friends! Good afternoon. Please tell me how are you doing? I want to know Friends, like always, I hope you are good, fine, excellent, I hope you feel good. I was looking at some green and a question came to my mind, I do not know if I asked this before, but, What is the first and/or green you saw on these threads? You can say one or the other, or both, Friend, but I want to know, and even tho you can say what was popular at the time it is interesting to look back and to see what type of things Friends were writing in the past. If you don't remember, say the earliest one you can remember. I can't remember to be honest, I have a bad memory, but one of the earliest I can remember is one of those old Office AU ones, those are some good memories, they were really fun to read. One more thing, what are you doing? I'm just working on a little hammer map, I like to make maps. Now, TELL ME FRIEND, please.
>>10286 >K-Delta's was the first I read. I remember that Friend, I think I read it from a screenshot, it was a fun read! I wonder when it was written, I can't remember.
>Y paints miniatures to relax >Posts on plusdronechan to socialize a little >Gets into an argument about painting >She stops painting and now she is more annoyed than before >Also her paints are drying because she left the pots open
>>10292 I'm a little confused, Friend, I'm going to assume you have a fever and I hope you are taking care of yourself, and what thoughts are you speaking of?
>>10298 And I am Malina from Helltaker. Pay a little attention and you'll notice that all the fictional waifus' personalities exist irl as men. We're all a pussy away from being someone's Ithaca. Instead we're randos that nobody cares if we are distressed or crushed.
Good afternoon Smilefriend! The first greentext I can distinctly remember seeing (outside of the numerous theories & speculations anons were coming up with) was that one about the maintenance guy who didn't know that the drones were using his 'handy skills' as an excuse for wireplay. As far as art I'm pretty sure the first I saw was picrel, although the first one I got to witness drop "live" was the one of Solver!Uzi getting ready to go feral on a pinned N Right now I am unfortunately sick but it's nothing a few days of rest & relaxation won't fix. If I may ask which game(s) do you typically make maps for?
>>10307 >>10308 Hello Friend! I don't know if theories and speculations would count, unless you create a history with that, anyway, and I remember that one! It was so funny. Huh, never saw that one, interesting, but I remember the one you are mentioning! I hope you get better soon, I got sick again some time again, I'm much better already of course, still with some cough. Garry's Mod, It has a lot to work for, because of Gamemodes and easily customizable sandbox, but other game I used to do maps for is Team Fortress 2, Deathrun maps to be exact, although I'm planning one now, since it has been a long time since I made one.
>>10296 I suffer from chronic headaches. They are often triggered by humidity or heat. The heat reached 108F today. My walls are radiating heat and my bedsheet feels like an electric blanket on my skin when I lie on it.
>what thoughts are you speaking of? I understand that my reaction is silly. Tessa isn't real and I can't dictate to people what to draw or not. But it made me feel passed up and rejected, which I have experienced a lot irl. Not just romantically but professionally and socially as well. I feel I am getting a lot less from society than I put in. I feel deceived, alienated, taken advantage of and rejected. I am beginning to feel numb to behaviours that used to disgust me. This goes against my morals that people shouldn't have another's will imposed upon them and should earn what they have, but the numbness is spreading even to my sense of internal conflict. I think the sociopathic genes I inherited from my mother are making themselves dominant.
>>10301 Depends on how evil or good they are >Good ones >Sup >Good but broken ones >Therapy session >Evil but broken >Hug and redemption arc >Just fucking evil >Fight back
>>10314 Oh, that's horrible! I suffer from migraines, so I kind of understand the pain. Mine are triggered by too much stress. That's so much, I'm in winter now, but when it's summer, it goes to 36°C maximum. I hope you have something to cool off, maybe some ice cream or cold beverage. Why you say that? Everyone knows that. I understand now the silly part. I guess that is something everyone experience at moments in their life. That is normal feeling, but normally is just because of stress, not that actually happening. Those are normal feelings, but you have to stop those feelings going to your head, it's bad for the health and mental wellbeing, and most of the time is untrue. What are those behaviors? I think you are in a bad mental state Friend, those type of thoughts although being normal and nothing bad to have, I think in your case is having more space in your brain that it should have, beware of those feelings, they are not nice and can affect your life to the bad. That's not good, sociopathy does not help in life, it just makes it worse and more sad, emotions that sociopathy affects are needed to have a happy and nice life.
>>10266 As the Peach Blossoms (Nine Sols Soundtrack) I've been listening to the entire soundtrack of this game, but the music that plays in the human processing plant truly lives rent free inside my head.
>>10320 >i’m sick and tired of the punchline being sex
>N gets shot >Deranged Anon suggests plugging the hole with his "MASSIVE COCK", all while pelvic thrusting >N just stares tiredly at the Anon as his regeneration closes the wound without issue
>>10339 Her entire homeplanet is dead, consumed by a virus that has infected her entire race with no cure. She's on a mega-structure spaceship that left with the last of her race, but everyone on it also has the virus. And now the virus has mutated into an all assimilating fleshy mass that is slowly consuming the ship. So she's decided to go out on her own terms by getting drugged out of her mind and partying until she dies.
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>>10324 >>10331 >"off-topic shit" >The first post prompts an entirely on-topic question about greentexts while the second post is in response to another anon bringing up health stuff Protip: Acting like an angry dickhead doesn't make the posts/posters you don't like magically go away
>>10284 Not in these threads. But before I even knew what MD was I would occasionally see drones posted elsewhere, usually in robofucker threads. The first green I ever saw was in one of these threads. It was a green about N drinking your blood.
>>10347 >This fag spams every thread here Then you should know that each & every one of their general "Hello!" posts that you're complaining about contains an on-topic question of some variety. You are perfectly within your right to find it annoying but to claim it as off-topic spam is just objectively incorrect. And let's not beat around the bush here, if you REALLY wanted to ignore it then you wouldn't have made a post complaining about it! >you want every receipt or something? Yes, actually. If you are in any way genuine you should have no problem collecting some hard evidence for your '''argument'''. Should you fail to comply to these terms I'll have no choice but to assume you are nothing more than another disingenuous anon trying to pick fights online for shits & giggles for attention
>>10320 >the room gets dark, silence filling the room >the a sudden *CLANK* and a spotlight beams into the middle of the room >*WHIIIIIRRR* as a secret door opens and a pillar rises >steam FILLS the room, fire works start going off in several directions >standing on top of that pillar..... is a oogi with a guitar >"so anywy here's wonderwull"
>>10357 Oh, really? Oh yeah, that has sense, I think many discovered MD like that. The threads, you refer a green here in plus? And that's interesting, I wonder how many greens of that type each character got.
>You keep asking Y to show you her feet >She gets so angry that she hits you with a rolled up newspaper and then storms off to her quarters >She unearths a hidden box from a secret compartment on the ceiling >In it are bits from her old life >She looks at a photo of her WD body that had feet >She cries quietly as she remembers the good times past and her current nature
>>10359 I thought there was a bigger one, but maybe the fact that we are on plus, the /md/ board, and booru reviving like a phoenix, and some other things that I can't think of
>>10347 >So this proves that you can...draw? Are you retarded? it proves i’m not smileanon, y’know, the one you were calling a retard and a faggot? and if you’d been in these threads for more than 5 minutes you’d know that
>>10361 >The guitar is comically oversized >It's too heavy for the oogi to carry >It begins to tip >Going, going.... >Gone. >The oogi is crushed underneath its instrument, putrid black seeping out into a puddle covering the podium. >The jumbotron behind it reads "L, RIP BOZO" >'This bullshit was filmed before a live studio audience of Bugrettas.' Full House ||Season 01 Ending theme|| S01
>>10217 Haha imagine if they found you and brought you to the outpost, but there was no food and you had to drink drone milk for sustenance. Imagine breastfeeding from drones on a daily basis, wouldn't that be weird?
>>10284 >doing Completed fanfic chapter, drawing yet another maid drone, doing pre-planning for a drawing of Beta J. My favorite snippet of the chapter:
>Things cool and wet entered my nostrils. They reached the roof of my nasal cavity and started pushing hard. My cranial bone and olfactory bulb resisted for a few seconds, letting the malfunctioning nerves trigger a supernova of strange smells. >At last, they gave in, and the tentacles moved on my brain. I couldn't directly feel what they were doing to it, of course, but the tentacles would bump against my skull, and as they wiggled and pressed upon my brain, they alternatively started and knocked out parts of it. >I heard colors and tasted memories of the Sun. I will found myself singing exhaustion to my France her with year. The Cyn's of time goes out but theys gives up pulls away and soon I was back to before my brain was violated.
>"You might be feeling like a [dummy] with how things have turned out, but don't be too hard on yourself, Tessa." >"I have assessed many brains tonight, and yours just might be my favorite." >"It is big, and it is wrinkly and crinkly. " >"You don't have the parts for it - yet - but it should please you to learn that my feelers found your electrical patterns very enjoyable."
>>10373 Uh, that probably gave a hell of a first impression, Friend. >>10375 I should get back to writing, that sounds like a good idea for a drawing, beta J, still funny to think that J was supposed to be a guy. The first line gave me bad memories, and the rest made me remember of that green of N licking someone's brain, so I must ask Friend, what are you writing?
>>10279 NTA but I think you are asking the wrong question As a fellow creative autist I find that Hobbywork, especially when it's scarce amidst the grind of Real Life, is best done with the explicit primary goal of pleasing oneself. Some may call it a selfish outlook but the pragmatic reality is that there's no sense in committing your valuable leisurely time towards pleasing the whims of strangers on the internet. So long as you are personally pleased/content/whatever enough to leave things be then there's no need to fret yourself over the comments of others
At the risk of coming off like a parasocial bleeding-heart faggot, I wanna genuinely thank you for everything you've done & provided for this collective of anons over the past year. Regardless of whether it was a finished or a WIP, your work has been an inspirational pillar of creativity for many here (myself included)
>>10385 Alright, fine, you seem alright, so I'll apologize to you. And I understand that suicide may be a difficult subject for some, so I ought be more judicious with my insults. But to be fair, dickhead started it.
>>10394 >Disassembly Drone bites in Drone Society are treated just like dog bites in Human Society >W could be in very serious trouble should the incident be reported to the WDF
The look of instant regret on W's face (while her teeth remain coated in fresh oil) really sells just how bad of an 'oopsie' she's made with Elijah. Excellent work drawfren!
>>10423 >Because of this, she cannot fit in the vents. Her child-rearing hips are too great.
>May or may not have gotten stuck after the intial attempt of using the ducts as a means of sneaking home after work. >Ended up meeting E along the way. >Vent buddies 4 life
>>10394 >Wants caffein >Fucking bites her frinds >Inmediate regret Hey, something similar to this happened to me, but there was no regret and I ended up angry
>>10427 It was a her, and sadly couldn't punch her, she didn't even apologize, well anyway that doesn't matter that was years ago, and I'm not even his friend anymore No it was not the hot type of bite, it was the painful one that almost makes you bleed
>>10428 >spoiler I know what you're referring to, does that kinda thing heal up completely? mine 2 bites have been with me for 4 weeks now, or at least… I think it has been 4 weeks
>>10429 Yeah it does, it has to be bad to create a scar, I think it healed like in less than a month, those kinds of stuff heal since it didn't bite to rip off my arm like an animal, anyway, let's move on, this is off-topic
>>10430 Oh, that's sounds like no fun, I hope everything gets fixed soon, I had my problems before with internet services, even going days without internet, it's awful. It's everything alright? Want to talk about it?
I have noticed "complaints" from Newfags about the way the main thread operates. So behold my solution! Here is the thread for all of your needs! >>10447
>>10379 It's the next chapter in my ongoing J fanfic. /works/51772360/chapters/145992034 Tessa and Cyn have a friendly, light-hearted conversation, and Tessa thinks about her life while her body is processed into...
>"Tessa, if we're going to make this relationship work, we're both going to need to share more. I'm showing you my world - well, it's not my world yet, but you get the idea - so that you may understand the point of all this." >"The point?" >"This isn't some domestic drama, or a haunted house horror happening. You've got to learn that other people matter too, Tessa. That's not why I'm doing this, but it is something to keep in mind." >"What about everyone you're killing? Don't they matter?" >"Quite a bit. Their matter will be put to good use. Ominous hand-rub. "
>>10448 Alice has done it multiple times. It's unclear whether that's changing hardware or changing software. The color of the UIs being the same as the lights (especially for the red sentinel) suggest that it's a system-level setting.
>10459 >10461 Obvious samefag, but why? I wasn't specifically calling you out or anything. I was looking at the newfags in the threads complaining about OC ingeneral or being dicks to Smilefriend
>Anon finally has enough >He was stuck in a dead-end job with no hope of a promotion or raise, on account of his assigned drones being nearly worthless >He wasn't charismatic either, his dating situation was a joke that they often brought up, and his friends were few in number >Really, why bother staying around any longer? >It's not like anyone would miss him, especially not the two drones who tormented him on a daily basis >No, they hated him, and he knew it >He racks his shotgun and puts the barrel into his mouth, fumbling to get his finger on the trigger >He can already picture what they'd say when they found him... >"Aww, look, he gave up." >"Anon was always a quitter." >"Couldn't he have left less of a mess? Stuck a plastic bag over his head?" >"Should we clean this up?" >"Do YOU want to?" >"Nah, let him rot." >"So... new manager?" >"New manager!" >Safe in the knowledge that his passing won't matter, Anon pulls the trigger >Rather than the sensation of buckshot freeing him from this mortal coil, he gets confetti and glitter launched into his mouth and up his sinuses
>>10480 To be honest, my headcanon of them is they shit all over anon, but if they see anon genuinely wanting to take over his life they would have a reaction like this one Desmond's House | SMILING FRIENDS | adult swim
>>10480 >U-U's gremlin senses detect Anon choking and sneezing, activating the two units >They scamper into his room to see what they can laugh at him about >He's sitting cross-legged, coughing out party favors, his shotgun lying on the ground next to him >Their smiles fade quickly >He was supposed to try and shoot them, not... himself. >They'd really fucked this prank up >U- starts patting Anon roughly on the back as he chokes out a rainbow >"What were you thinking, idiot?" she asks in a less abrasive tone than usual >"Things aren't THAT bad, are they?" -U says, bringing over a handful of tissues >Anon's incapable of speaking due to the mess in his head right now, physically and mentally >"I know your life kinda sucks, Anon, but I didn't think you'd try to blow your brains out!" >"C'mon, what's got you feeling like this? Promise we won't make fun of you." >Their promises were worth nothing, but Anon still chose to respond, jabbing a finger at each of the pair before going back to trying to clear out his nose >He doesn't hear a response >U-U look at each other, down at Anon, and back to themselves again Once he's no longer coughing as much, they step away from his side and go to leave, but not before confiscating his firearms >"Hey, Anon," one stops at the door >Anon looks up through the tears in his eyes >She looked... sad, even apologetic? No, his vision was just blurry >"If you..." >She sighs, unable to say the words she knew he needed to hear >"Hang in there, dummy."
>>10284 Hello goodnight simleanon [spoiler]>How doing? Ill, from stress, just hope it's over by tomorrow. I wasn't ill once ever since I came to these threads, I blame the summer[spoiler] >Question I think the first green I read was the one where anon has some connection with Cyn, he tried helping her up after she fell, something like that. Anyways it was enough for her to spare him, she kept him around as a pet in the basement after the gala happened, torturing him a lot initially but it getting less as it went on. I never finished it I believe. The first one I read completely was the original Alicegreen. >What doing Did some more colouring, still not done tho.
>>10477 I don't know if the Antlers count as outfit and I know it's technically the same as Yori and Neva, but I love Alice's. The gown/dress just looks good and the oilsmear on Alice's is kinda a nice pattern, that's subjective tho. Doll and J do look good as well
>>10495 Hello my Friend! I hope you feel better soon. Everyone is weaker in a season, I guess yours is summer. Can't remember a green like that, I'm going to guess you don't have it by the way you talk. The spoiler was my original message, but then I remember, I know exactly what green are you talking about, is it picrel? And that's good. I hope I see it soon Friend!
>>10504 I try my best, I have my bad days, but that won't stop me, Friend! >>10507 Really?! Friend, funny you say that was the first one you read, that was one of the first greens *I made*! Jaja! I don't know why, but that makes me so happy!
>>10515 Yes, I think it was my third ever green, pretty bad quality looking back, but that's with my standards today, I think I did a decent job when I basically knew nothing, Friend. I try my best.
>>10504 Hi, it's me again, Friend, now that I remember, one of the reasons that I like being like this it's because one Friend, a long time ago when I just started seeing the threads, was nice to me, and gave me feedback to a green I made, in a nice, gentle way, and I liked that, so I thought I could make people happy doing the same.
>>10520 Making a thread for only one type of content is normally stupid if it is not for archive reasons, like the threads for OC, AU, Roleplay, they are not containment threads, they are there to archive and maintain information more easily, anons still use this thread to share that stuff
>>10520 Leave it. Newfags are going to be Newfags always. Creating pointless threads like that only leads to division and gives voice to a minority that should fuck off
>>10520 (me) Although I admit Roleplay is a little different, still is not a containment thread, and anon are free to do that stuff here, but if they want to search for only those type of responses and stuff like that, they can go there, but these threads still are used for that once in a while
>>10476 >not using spiced mead >not using rusty iron scrap >not using screws >not equiping the giant anchor that does 4x your base attack you are not trying hard enough anon, you should be doing 129807 damage by then bro.
Hey Friends! Should I make a new thread? This is getting kind of slow to load, not by much, but I know in my phone it will be worse, and I know some Friends also have this problem when we are near the 1000 replies. Should I make a new one?
>>10524 It just be like dirt snow but just reaaaallly dark >>10527 It would be if was more blockey but if crush like a slushie I'll go through. Although at a slower pace. Don't ask me how I know, I just do.
>>10517 That's good man, don't ever lose that. It's easy to default toward negativity these days. I find it takes a strength of personality to actually try and be positive in the face of all this...garbage.
>>10551 I was a negative person in the past, never seeing the good side, and always complaining about everything, I was really unhappy, this positive mindset really made me a more happy person, Friend.
>>10557 I'm glad you came to an accordance with yourself and decided to be a happier person, that's honestly a winning attitude. I used to be incredibly jovial, but I grew increasingly embittered living here. I'm just trying to get my pension for me and my cat at this point.
>>10566 I'll move to the other thread Friend, but I will answer it here an there just in case. It is hard sometimes, but good things are not always easy, and I genuinely enjoy being a more positive person, being happy. And Friend, I think you can be happy, sweet, or maybe bittersweet if things are hard, for you and your cat, it is not easy, but I trust you can do it, the fight ain't easy but it's possible.
>Camp Y >The morning muster call jolts the drones out of Sleep Mode >Y wakes up from very few hours of bad sleep >"Fwah. I don't have ze strength for zis shit today." >She decides to stay in bed >Time passes and she is nowhere to be seen >Phi goes looking for her >She cracks the door on Y's room and sees her in bed with one leg up against the wall and another on the floor, just airing her ygina while browsing the internet on her phone >Phi closes the door and locks it >She goes outside and addresses the gathered drones >"Tragedy has struck, my fellow sssoldiers! It apprears our beloved leader passed away in her sssleep last night!" >Nobody would fall for Phi's overly theatrical manner and single crocodile tear if they cared >"It now falls to me to lead usss to victory!" >Phi takes over Y's role >She has the drones build ice sculptures to her glory >The activity prevents them from moving the camp, resulting in a herd of migrating mammoths trampling through it >Phi also micromanages the troops, not letting them do small violations that would make everyone's life easier and that Y would overlook because she is too lazy to care >Phi exercises her vanity and power complex so much, the camp revolts and beats her up with soaps in socks >Everyone goes to sleep >Phi drags herself along the floor to her quarters, hissing and cursing >She stops by Y's room and unlocks it >Y is still chilling on her phone, unaware that the door had been locked >"Yvonne, you fucking bitchssss..."