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No.9411
Murder DronesAnonymous
Replies:>>9470>>9557
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Welcome once again Friends, to the regular talks about Drones!
You know why we are here, to talk about Drones, Murder Drones, Drone Murders, how much we love them, theories and anything that is thread related.
Yes, it's the time of the day like every day to talk about Drones! Let's start talking, and I hope you are having a nice day.
The astounding Booru: https://dronebooru.co
No.9468
Anonymous
Replies:>>9519>>9520>>9567
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She has the high ground
No.9470
Anonymous
Replies:>>9508
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>>9411
YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.9473
Anonymous
Replies:>>9479
One (1) oogi vs an entire fire ant hill. who wins?
No.9474
Anonymous
Replies:>>9476
Can I have a hug? I’ve had a terrible day
No.9476
Anonymous
Image:172075778315.png(190kB, 1157x1253)V stylin on them.png
>>9474
Sure thing Friend! Hugs sent your way!
No.9479
Anonymous
>>9473
The Oogi. They're actually pretty formidable against opponents that are their size, slightly bigger or smaller
No.9480
Anonymous
Replies:>>9481>>9482>>9497>>9517
Remember when we spoke about numerical pairings a few threads ago?
>Switch and Femdrone
High-impact sexual violence
>Labor bots and the Archiver
No difference here
>Harper and Catherine
High-impact cuddles?
>SD-K and Droneanon
Dunno much about K but I hope she eats that bastard
>Elf and Phi
Elf's snuff film
>Solveranon and SD-U-U
God I wish that were me
No.9481
Anonymous
Replies:>>9560
>>9480
>Beretta and E
Uzi's worst day ever
No.9482
Anonymous
Replies:>>9483>>9563
>>9480
Make a wheel of fortune with OCs and start some pairings
No.9483
Anonymous
Replies:>>9484
>>9482
And write a green for it!
No.9484
Anonymous
>>9483
If I like a pairing I'll gladly make a green
No.9485
Anonymous
Replies:>>9486
I think everyone went to sleep, I'll go to sleep too I guess
No.9486
N
Replies:>>9487
>>9485
Give me a kiss goodnight
No.9487
Anonymous
>>9486
No, I only kiss V, she is the only one that I'm allowed to kiss
No.9488
Anonymous
Replies:>>9490
Image:172076150425.png(280kB, 500x636)1471371130916.png
>get on a video conference with L
>she keeps licking the camera and staring into it
No.9490
Anonymous
>>9488
Kill yourself Todd
No.9491
Anonymous
Replies:>>9492>>9493>>9494
Image:172076167003.png(3.13MB, 1694x1500)SolverHands2small.png
finished image
No.9492
Anonymous
Replies:>>9493>>9494>>9496
Image:172076171146.png(3.11MB, 1694x1500)SolverHands1small.png
>>9491
finished image part 2
No.9493
Anonymous
Replies:>>9495
Image:172076198765.gif(1.85MB, 250x188)Eh I Think Im About Done.gif
>>9491
>>9492
>mfw I just uploaded images that were WIPs to the booru
>mfw I'm so artistically illiterate that I can't recognize a WIP when I see it and wait until shit's done cooking
>mfw
No.9494
Anonymous
>>9491
>>9492
Nicely done
No.9495
Anonymous
>>9493
to be fair, I didn't say they were wips. I should have done so.
No.9496
Anonymous
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>>9492
Is she going to be robo pregnant?
No.9497
Anonymous
Replies:>>9498>>9521
>>9480
Harper and Lily would be a good pairing
>Emotionally damaged and traumatized sad Drone
>Supportive and accepting kind Drone
No.9498
Anonymous
Replies:>>9499>>9500>>9504>>9606
>>9497
and also
>sesbian lex
No.9499
Anonymous
>>9498
Just cuddlingg
No.9500
Anonymous
Replies:>>9501
>>9498
>spoiler
Boooooooooring.
Have Harper encourage Lily to murder BLEEP in her sleep.
No.9501
Anonymous
>>9500
Harper will be nice to BLEEP as well and get her to talk her issues out while rubbing her head and telling her that it’s gonna be okay
No.9502
Anonymous
Replies:>>9503
I wish humans were real
No.9503
Anonymous
>>9502
I wish I was real
No.9504
Anonymous
>>9498
NO ANON DON’T!
No.9505
Anonymous
Replies:>>9506
Image:172076833984.jpg(1.19MB, 2200x1900)GRuo5uQbcAEiTYz.jpg
tits
No.9506
N
Replies:>>9507
>>9505
What the fuck is that thing? That's not a Drone
No.9507
Nori
Replies:>>9522
>>9506
Shut the fuck up N you retard. You WILL love the human!drones.
No.9508
Anonymous
>>9470
God the show would have been so much better it it was DD Uzi and Worker Drone N.
No.9509
Anonymous
Replies:>>9510>>9511>>9513
Image:172076932340.png(2.96MB, 6071x8598)6.png
>>9419
there is moar
No.9510
Anonymous
>>9509
Oh no
No.9511
Anonymous
Replies:>>9512
>>9509
>N never returned from Nam
No.9512
Anonymous
>>9511
He died doing what he loved....screaming
No.9513
Anonymous
Replies:>>9514
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>>9509
No.9514
Anonymous
Replies:>>9515
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>>9513
No.9515
Anonymous
Replies:>>9516>>9518
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>>9514
No.9516
Anonymous
Replies:>>9523>>9535>>9542
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>>9515
No.9517
Anonymous
>>9480
wouldnt switch not like femdrone for being a sex pest?
No.9518
Anonymous
>>9515
Something tells me these non-descript Pillbabies won't survive
No.9519
Anonymous
>>9468
> don't get schtomped
No.9520
Anonymous
>>9468
>Officer Oogi, Stomper Of The Weak
No.9521
Anonymous
>>9497
> sentinel drone
> botched disassembly drone
so its one of those scenarios
a should-be enemy that isnt
No.9522
Anonymous
Replies:>>9607
>>9507
> UZI'S MOM HAS A HUMAN-SONA !!
Everyone point and laugh!
No.9523
Anonymous
Replies:>>9524
>>9516
>Months and Even Years
Seems to me that N went to go pick up some milk and cigs
No.9524
Anonymous
Replies:>>9526
>>9523
> N cheats on Uzi with V
> Khan finds out and kills him
> V kills Khan
> Uzi enters the scene
> oh no.
No.9525
Anonymous
Replies:>>9530>>9565
Image:172077356365.png(474kB, 2000x2000)1713680121307675.png
If you would date male Cyn then I am afraid you are a gayfag
No.9526
Anonymous
Replies:>>9529>>9531
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>>9524
>N is dead
Finally. It's time for the real ship to set sail
No.9529
Anonymous
>>9526
they really did drop the Uzi x Thad and V x N crushes fast
series rewrite strikes again i suppose
No.9530
Anonymous
>>9525
It's not my fault!
He is using his Gay Mind Beam at me when I'm not looking!
No.9531
Anonymous
>>9526
But Uzi isn't a trans furry?
No.9532
Anonymous
Replies:>>9533>>9534>>9543>>9589
Image:172077661836.png(161kB, 647x764)emo y.png
whiny bitch Y
No.9533
Anonymous
Replies:>>9543
Image:172077679370.png(413kB, 620x739)YAngie.png
>>9532
Agony
No.9534
Anonymous
>>9532
Finally Y is now only slightly attractive
No.9535
Anonymous
Replies:>>9536>>9864
Image:172077845447.png(274kB, 1200x1699)11.png
>>9516
going to eep
5 moar pages and done, only need to draw 3 :)
No.9536
Anonymous
Replies:>>9537
>>9535
Damn you Kirkland Brand Beretta and Non-Descript Nuzi Kid No.48558593!
No.9537
Anonymous
Replies:>>9539
>>9536
Bored so I'm going to give them names, Kimber and Barrett.
Barrett would be a good name for a male Beretta
No.9539
Anonymous
Replies:>>9540
>>9537
If Beretta had a sister her name would totally be Kimber. Too bad that it would feel disgustingly forced and unnecessary now
No.9540
Anonymous
>>9539
Or alternatively. You could just make another character named Kimber who has no relation but could be friends with or do her own thing
No.9542
Anonymous
Replies:>>9544>>9568
>>9516
N returns 10 years later and kills Uzi's suitors.
No.9543
Anonymous
Replies:>>9545
>>9533
Pretty.

>>9532
Icky.
No.9544
Anonymous
Replies:>>9568
>>9542
With the help of his non-descript son that tried and failed to look for him prior
No.9545
Anonymous
Replies:>>9546
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>>9543
I still would the Emo Y. Imagine the sex
No.9546
Anonymous
>>9545
She looks unhealthy and unhygienic. Regular Y looks bathed, and her hair are reasonably fluffy and full of curves.
No.9547
Anonymous
Replies:>>9548
Image:172078479368.png(290kB, 1520x888)Switch and Femdrone.png
Femdrone doesn't comprehend in how much trouble she is.
No.9548
Anonymous
Replies:>>9549
Image:172078503498.png(290kB, 1520x888)Switch and Femdrone fixed.png
>>9547
My dumbass forgot to remove the line near Femdrone's collar.
No.9549
Anonymous
Replies:>>9550>>9555>>9564>>9566>>9569>>9747
Image:172078515659.jpg(118kB, 713x401)ConceptUzi.jpg
Just gonna dump some thumbnail-sized reference sheets that got stolen from Glitch Inn
>>9548
Oh Merde
No.9550
Anonymous
Replies:>>9551>>9570>>9599>>9747>>9753
Image:172078519381.jpg(119kB, 718x407)ConceptN.jpg
>>9549
Never change, Liam
No.9551
Anonymous
Replies:>>9552>>9684>>9747
Image:172078520917.jpg(115kB, 718x401)ConceptV.jpg
>>9550
No.9552
Anonymous
Replies:>>9553>>9747
Image:172078522650.jpg(67kB, 718x401)Extra1.jpg
>>9551
No.9553
Anonymous
Replies:>>9747
Image:172078523942.jpg(68kB, 718x390)Extra2.jpg
>>9552
No.9554
Anonymous
Replies:>>9556
Lying in the bathtub with human Y. Her ass and feet protruding from out of the water wile her breasts are pressed against your naked body. She whispers pet names between giving your chest kisses. "*Mwah* Shtrudel boy. *mwah* Mein. All mein. *mwah* To love...*mwah* To taste...". You put your hands under her armpits and pull her up. She lets out a surprised eep but then she giggles. You kiss her in the mouth.
No.9555
Anonymous
Replies:>>9558
>>9549
If these are thumbnail sizes then where are the full sized pics?
No.9556
Anonymous
Replies:>>9561
Image:172078624382.jpg(186kB, 1080x799)No humans.jpg
>>9554
No.9557
Anonymous
Replies:>>9600
>>9411
How do I catch a predator Oogi?
No.9558
Anonymous
Replies:>>9562
Image:172078662003.jpg(54kB, 592x418)1631004756512.jpg
>>9555
Pretty sure these are the only sizes available at the moment, but I'll gladly be proven wrong on that. Maybe it'll look decent when put through an AI image upscaler.
Anyway I'm not gonna start spending ten bucks a month just to check.
No.9560
Anonymous
Replies:>>9573
>>9481
Uzi not only having her daughter to handle, but also another DD that’s just N, but a girl.!
No.9561
Anonymous
>>9556
A drone is fine too. It's just that the human has a uterus. And feet.
No.9562
Anonymous
>>9558
>picrel
Chances of Shrek 5 being kino?
No.9563
Anonymous
Replies:>>9572>>9574>>9578>>9581>>9592
Made a wheel of fortune for ships with the OCs I remembered and with some help of the booru like what >>9482 said and here are some of the ships it came up with
>SD-CH and Labour Bot
>SD-X and SD-Delta
>Fuguedrone and Irma
>SD-E and Strychnine
>Chefanon and Abbas
>SD-Phi and Beretta
>SD-Eye and Ophelia
>Kat and Ophelia
>SD-C and Marcy
>Jane and Monique
>Megumi and SD-X
>SD-AC and SD-13
>Vickers-chan and SD-Y
>Harper and SD-Eye
>SD-S and SD-MG
>Marcy and SD-X
>SD-E and Haruka
>SD-Theta and Catherine
>Switch and SD-Overkill
>Eliza Holly and Haruka
>Cynthia and Abbas
No.9564
Anonymous
>>9549
>Just gonna dump some thumbnail-sized reference sheets that got stolen from Glitch Inn
More leaks please
No.9565
Anonymous
Image:172078933371.jpg(44kB, 850x567)Birb.jpg
>>9525
Yeah? And just what are you going to do about it?
No.9566
Anonymous
Replies:>>9582
Image:172078938042.png(67kB, 266x173)gremlin.png
>>9549
>You get out of the shower and start drying off
>Uzi opens the door and does this
What do?
No.9567
Anonymous
>>9468
silence, plushzi
No.9568
Anonymous
Image:172078971176.jpg(86kB, 455x675)Superlative Laugh.jpg
>>9542
>>9544
>Murder Drones but it's The Odyssey
Kek
No.9569
Anonymous
>>9549
>No pockets
Truly this is a dark and hellish setting. Where is she going to store her spaghetti?
No.9570
Anonymous
>>9550
Does N represent the first time Liam put "The Vickers Smile(tm)" on a dude?
No.9572
Anonymous
Image:172079059959.png(263kB, 1000x1167)SD-LL and SD-CH drinking.png
>>9563
>SD-CH and Labour Bot
I don't think SD-CH will know what to do, she got used to the style of worker than is very expressive and talks a lot, if she talks a ton and doesn't get a response except a blank state she will end up very uncomfortable, and worried too, she doesn't want to see a robot accidentally killing itself if it doesn't know what to do in a mine, since she doesn't know how good the bot is, and probably will spend some time just watching that it is safe, and then a lot of time convincing it to take some time to rest since CH cares a lot for the social time of "colación".
No.9573
Anonymous
Replies:>>9577>>9587
>>9560
E is much dumber than N
No.9574
Anonymous
Replies:>>9575
>>9563
>>SD-S and SD-MG
>>Marcy and SD-X
Absolutely cursed. S deserves better and Marcy has suffered enough already.
No.9575
Anonymous
Replies:>>9579
>>9574
Come on, SD-X is not a horrible drone, just very schizophrenic.
No.9576
Anonymous
Replies:>>9580
Image:172079136592.png(263kB, 515x456)N's face.png
because uploading the full-size images takes too long
https://files.catbox.moe/m202mn.png
https://files.catbox.moe/3bd3vp.png
and claw variants
https://files.catbox.moe/pmsmvi.png
https://files.catbox.moe/4l7mte.png
No.9577
Anonymous
Replies:>>9587
>>9573
Greentexts tend to flanderize
No.9578
Anonymous
Replies:>>9667
>>9563
>>Switch and SD-Overkill
I swear this ship is the only one on this list that could could actually work since both of them have similar enough personalities
No.9579
Anonymous
Replies:>>9583
>>9575
Yes but Marcy in particular seems like she was under enough stress already without getting bootlooped by X's blabbering schizo beams.
No.9580
Anonymous
Replies:>>9605
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>>9576
No.9581
Anonymous
Replies:>>9584>>9586>>9591>>9619>>9668
>>9563
Here's some more wheel of fortune crackships:
>SD-GF and Labout Bot
>Haruka and SD-Z
>Boots and Boxo
>SD-F and SD-Eye
>Toby and Cynthia
>SD-Q and Beauregard
>Chefanon and Carl
>SD-Theta and Megumi
>Haruka and SD-B
>B the Human and B the Human
>Haruka and Leg
>Sentinel-chan and SD-S
>Genny and SD-13
>SD-Y and Megumi
>SD-Theta and Nerrie
>Harper and Eliza Holly
>SD-Incinerator and Labour Bot
>TAMFK and Amy
>B the Human and Sophie
>Gimel and Soda Drone
>Bucketry and Boxo
>Adelline and Switch
>Gimel and SD-U-U
>Boots and Beretta
>SD-Delta and SD-K
>Solverpede-chan and Jamie
>SD-W and SD-Z
>Catherine and Sophie
>SD-GF and Aoi
>Catherine and Labout Bot
>Harper and Switch
No.9582
Anonymous
>>9566
Tell her to leave, I will not let her stop me from drying myself.
No.9583
Anonymous
>>9579
Everytime I hear schizobeam I think it as a super power move
No.9584
Anonymous
>>9581
Ohh, you let them repeat, nice
No.9586
Anonymous
Replies:>>9621
>>9581
>B the human and B the human
Selfcest? Thats interesting
No.9587
Anonymous
Replies:>>9588>>9595>>9597>>9604
Image:172079385099.jpg(79kB, 685x834)E Plush.jpg
>>9573
>>9577
E-Anon here, and I wonder if I should probably tone down E’s simplemindedness. She’s a little slow, but she’s not suicidally retarded, even if I did went along with the idea…
No.9588
Anonymous
>>9587
I never thought of E being suicidally stupid, just stupid enough to be the type to eat RAM to be smarter
No.9589
Anonymous
Replies:>>9590
>>9532
i mean she already dressed for the black parade might as well go all the way
No.9590
Anonymous
Image:172079474889.gif(482kB, 350x197)1688278102780894.gif
>>9589
Huh.....
No, yeah, you're kinda right.Now I want more Goth!Y
No.9591
Anonymous
Replies:>>9598
>>9581
>Harper and Switch
Uhhhhhhhhhh
No.9592
Anonymous
Replies:>>9593>>9594
>>9563
>>SD-E and Strychnine
Uh... would E even like her?
No.9593
Anonymous
Replies:>>9596
>>9592
No
No.9594
Anonymous
Replies:>>9596
>>9592
No.
No.9595
Anonymous
Replies:>>9601
Image:172079554356.png(134kB, 1019x858)1706438517544780.png
>>9587
I require an E plushie. And an Emily plushie
No.9596
Anonymous
Replies:>>9602>>9603
>>9593
>>9594
Don't they both rape though from time to time?
No.9597
Anonymous
Replies:>>9604
>>9587
Something about her design reminds me of old Hanna-Barbera cartoons. Maybe you could draw some inspiration from those cartoons. Show her being able of performing basic tasks, and speaking with certainty before bungling up more complex tasks and running away for cover.
No.9598
Anonymous
Replies:>>9811
>>9591
I haven't really thought how Switch would react to a Sentinel Drone but it would be positive since they're made specifically to kill disassemblers. She would not kill Harper, hell even spend time with her, but she's going to keep an eye on her in case she starts showing signs of Solver possession.
No.9599
Anonymous
>>9550
gremlin vampire
No.9600
Anonymous
Replies:>>9627
>>9557
Tell it to come pick up a cupcake, set up an ambush with the police
No.9601
Anonymous
>>9595
Do it, sewing is quite fun to be honest, I made myself a hat
No.9602
Anonymous
>>9596
E just clangs very thoroughly and aggressively
No.9603
Anonymous
Replies:>>9608>>9609
>>9596
I think most Es in most cases will stop if given a sharp enough "no". Strychnine also does it out of pure lust, while E's a lovable idiot who can't think of a better way to show her overwhelming affection.
No.9604
Anonymous
>>9587
>>9597(me)
>E wakes up, prepares breakfast and shares it with her meek sidekick
>She makes a grocery list and goes out shopping because all she has left at home is a can of beans
>The stores are closed due to a flash hoolie mob
>"That won't do at all! I have shopping to get done! I will talk to these people."
>The meek sidekick says "Gee E, I don't think that is such a good idea."
>"Nonsense, mate. I will solve the situation with my silver tongue!"
>E turns to the camera with a conspiratory gesture
>"I paint it every morning."
>E talks to a hooligan and gets him very, very angry
>E walks back to her sidekick
>"Well, E?"
>Well I think we're having beans for lunch."
>Something is smashed offscreen
>"I think we better run for it."
>E and sidekick run away
>Somehow the incident erupts into a city-wide riot
>E and sidekick hear about it on the radio while eating beans
>"Eh, at least all the running gave us an appetite."
>Someone bangs on the door
>"Police! Open up!"
>E turns to the camera with a scared expression on her face
>"Kids, just eat your legumes!"
No.9605
Anonymous
>>9580
Got me excited for Jane porn and left me incredibly disappointed
No.9606
Anonymous
>>9498
Goddamn yuricuck
No.9607
Anonymous
>>9522
I like her humansona
No.9608
Anonymous
Replies:>>9612
>>9603
When you put it that way, the two of them are complete opposites in that regard.

E would not like her.
Lady (Nun) E would DESPISE her
No.9609
Anonymous
Replies:>>9611
>>9603
Doesn't Solver-E also clang out of pure lust or was it's lust mixed with genuine love? I remember the green about various E's libido and Solver-E was basically sexual assault
No.9610
Anonymous
Replies:>>9628
what if n was a human in the 2000's? would he creep people out?
No.9611
Anonymous
>>9609
It comes from a place of geunine love that’s been distorted with the Solver’s wants. Her placement in that list green was just for the sake of the prompt.
No.9612
Anonymous
Replies:>>9622
>>9608
>Lady E senses when Strychnine enters her cathedral.
>Just from looking at her she knows her soul can't be saved.
>"My child, I'm sorry but this must be done..."
>She transforms her arm into a particle launcher and blasts Strychnine to pieces.
No.9613
Anonymous
Replies:>>9614
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No.9614
Anonymous
Image:172079915198.jpg(344kB, 1400x1200)tumblr_4e9b525ae7b4f5b6f3fb518cb47556fd_9b08e000_2048.jpg
>>9613
No.9619
Anonymous
Replies:>>9620
>>9581
Are there any crossover crackship there?
No.9620
Anonymous
>>9619
Crossover crackships? I only put thread OCs on the wheel
No.9621
Anonymous
>>9586
Two scenarios here
>The solver starts making clones of humans as well
>The second B is from an alternate timeline/universe
No.9622
Anonymous
Replies:>>9623
>>9612
She has actually sent her to God, unlike when she says it for Anon.
No.9623
Anonymous
>>9622
You don't think Anon has met God at least once? Lady E is still E at heart and gets too excited in her soul draining passion. Anon doesn't spend long in the afterlife cause God sends him back to Lady E.
No.9624
Anonymous
Replies:>>9625
Video:172080191565.mp4(6.36MB / 0:00:55 / avc1, 1280x720)47EsX2TZLrfitBC.mp4
No.9625
Anonymous
>>9624
Now it needs to be in the worst map of them all, 2fort
No.9627
Anonymous
>>9600
Uzi is a pedophile? Uzi secretly fucks young human boys?
No.9628
Anonymous
Replies:>>9629
>>9610
Nah he'd blend right in if you could get him to take wear regular clothes
No.9629
Anonymous
Replies:>>9630
>>9628
>N travels back in time to the ancient year of 2000
>has to do his best to blend in as a normal human boy
>he forgets to wear pants
No.9630
Anonymous
Replies:>>9634
>>9629
>He gets plapped into a coma by all the emo and scene girls of the oughts
No.9631
Anonymous
Replies:>>9632
Image:172080467622.jpg(694kB, 2017x2048)GSSXvNsagAM2ov-.jpeg
No.9632
Anonymous
>>9631
yaoi hands
No.9633
Anonymous
Replies:>>9635>>9636
Image:172080503070.jpg(16kB, 600x600)st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg
>Tessa discovers some oogis around and decides not to tell her parents, keeping them as her weird little pets, unaware of the growing hive.
>Eventually the hive grows big and strong but abides their time
>Tessa is being yelled at by her parents per usual
>Suddenly Oogis break through the walls, flooding the entire manor with their little bodies
>Tessa wakes up
>No abusive parents in sight
>She notices she is dressed head to toe in Hot Topic, along with a strange beanie on her head
>Tessa becomes an honorary Oogi
No.9634
Anonymous
Replies:>>9638>>9640
>>9630
>N is the Genghis Khan of the 21st century
>by the year 3000, the majority of humans are in some way descended from N
>the average human female is flat, tomboyish, has yellow eyes, and is a scene girl into firearms and angst
No.9635
Anonymous
>>9633
Wonder in the future CEO Tessa would be building a oogi sanctuary
No.9636
Anonymous
Replies:>>9642
>>9633
>Tessa becomes an honorary Oogi
Does that mean all oogis now accept her as one of them?
No.9638
Anonymous
>>9634
I can think of worse futures
No.9640
Anonymous
Replies:>>9641
>>9634
That does that mean N and Tessa are related to eachother?
No.9641
Anonymous
>>9640
Are we related, Anon?
No.9642
Anonymous
Replies:>>9644
>>9636
Yes. Since Tessa was given the sacred oogi beanie (A extremely rare privilege considering Tessa was the first recorded case) Now every oogi, even the most intelligent ones, sees her as one of them.
No.9643
Oogi hater
I will destroy every Hot Topic in existence so that all oogis walk around naked
No.9644
Anonymous
Replies:>>9646
>>9642
>An exterminator is called to deal with a rather large oogi infestation in some rich people’s house
>He finds a teenage girl among the oogis, dressed in similar attire
>”I’m one of them now. Begone cunt!” She shouts while chucking a rock at him
No.9646
Anonymous
>>9644
The origin story of explorer tessa
No.9647
Anonymous
Replies:>>9648>>9649>>9652
Image:172081154342.jpg(279kB, 2048x2034)Spoiler image
Would you tattoo yourself with this?
No.9648
Anonymous
Replies:>>9651
>>9647
Femanon I'm not tattooing myself any kind of N, stop that
No.9649
Anonymous
Replies:>>9650
>>9647
When I was little I wanted a mohawk and a tattoo on my biceps. My mom said that tattoos are for marking slaves. I grew up to have no tattoos because they are like shitty scribles on your body. Like some tagger asshole passed over you while you were leaning against the wall.
No.9650
Anonymous
Replies:>>9653
>>9649
Just because you don't have good ideas for tattoos doesn't mean they are bad, you are just uncreative
No.9651
Anonymous
Image:172081258219.jpg(244kB, 1468x2029)GROPSbbaAAA1BxO.jpeg
>>9648
Sorry I'm not femanon I'm not the rock feeder or the viend
No.9652
Anonymous
>>9647
If I could pull it off, I'd get a huge back tattoo of the DDs, and then get into a shirtless fistfight with a guy with a TADC back tattoo. Winner gets season 2.
No.9653
Anonymous
Replies:>>9654
>>9650
I am thinking about having my manifesto tattoed to my body so that the media won't be able to lie about my motives while showing pictures of my body once I burst into the Parliament and gun down as many politicians as I can before I get shot to death.
No.9654
Anonymous
Replies:>>9655
>>9653
Ew, politics
No.9655
Anonymous
>>9654
When I was little my dad said that if I get into politics I'll end up spraypainting A (anarchy) everywhere. He also said no on the mohawk and tattoo thing. I think I inherited my taste for evil women from him.
No.9656
Anonymous
Imagine taking Tessa to meet your dad and him approving of her personal drone instead of her.
No.9657
Anonymous
Replies:>>9658>>9659>>9660>>9662>>9665
Image:172081457818.jpg(995kB, 2356x2373)7C870B27-B281-4F98-B757-8609F1E46956.jpeg
>Internet is out
>Keyboard is fucked
>Cannot writefag at my best.
Well shit. Anyways, post your favorite
No.9658
Anonymous
Replies:>>9660
>>9657
I've been writefagging on my phone for like ten years. You can do it. Alternatively you can activate Windows' virtual keyboard.
No.9659
Anonymous
Image:172081632222.png(1.48MB, 3288x6145)V wants your blood, again Full.png
>>9657
A classic in sequel form.
No.9660
Anonymous
Replies:>>9661
>>9657
I don't have a favorite, I love many equally.
>>9658
I writefag in my phone for just a few months before changing to my computer, and I wasn't able to go back when I only could write on my phone for a moment.
No.9661
Anonymous
Image:172081641836.png(2.01MB, 1705x4521)V&IC0nFULL.png
>>9660 (me)
I was about to say, "but this is a good one" but my brain just forgot.
No.9662
Anonymous
Replies:>>9663
Image:172081717598.png(2.31MB, 2188x1813)1692660620441.png
>>9657
This and its continuations
No.9663
Anonymous
>>9662
Btw is a tie with the Alice-Beau-trucker green but didn't find the compilation rn
No.9664
Anonymous
Image:172081853669.png(42kB, 1328x2432)Khan Approved.png
>"Do we really have to do this?"

>"Yes, now quit whining Donovan. I-..I mean WE have to show everyone we're not outmoded technorelics!"

>"And your daughter?"

>"WHAT?! I mean, no. Of course not. Now check the amplifiers. This has to be perfect."

>Cue The Khan-Men going on stage and singing.
1985youtube thumb
No.9665
Anonymous
Replies:>>9729
Image:172081876402.png(79kB, 1082x389)Tessa's new dad.png
>>9657
I have many greens that I like but I'm going to have to go with this one, mainly because it inspired me to write a whole fic about Louisa x N.
No.9666
Anonymous
Image:172081936327.jpg(172kB, 1280x1315)tumblr_f05ca0247fb5cd088c1996321dcd6031_7d3ddfc3_1280.jpg
No.9667
Anonymous
>>9578
Atleast Overkill was funny
No.9668
Anonymous
Replies:>>9669
Image:172082071234.png(124kB, 1032x1354)Valentines Drones.png
>>9581
>TAMFK and Amy
Huh, that wouldn't be the first time they were paired together
>Pic rel
No.9669
Anonymous
Replies:>>9670
>>9668
Tanon was right you know, he should've made T a chick
No.9670
Anonymous
>>9669
He gave T to the threads.
So now I claim him as my own.
T is now a girl with a flat chest, massive hips, ass and thighs.
No.9671
Anonymous
Replies:>>9673>>9675>>9678
Image:172082256258.png(61kB, 275x437)fuck you.png
she laughs at you because you dont know the difference between goth and emo girls
No.9672
Anonymous
L anon, do you have any Ellies in the works?
No.9673
Anonymous
>>9671
They're both mentally ill so it makes little difference to me.
No.9675
Anonymous
>>9671
I will wash the dandruff off of her greasy hair with my piss.
No.9676
Anonymous
Replies:>>9686
>>9674
Oogies are a plague upon humanity and the most likable version of Uzi.
No.9677
Anonymous
>>9674
It's clearly obvious that it's one guy, he keeps trying to force himself on the thread and give himself a gay little title too
No.9678
Anonymous
>>9671
They're both hot so it doesn't matter
No.9680
Anonymous
>>9674
Stop carrying useless drama over here hours after it ended, only cause somebody doesn't like oogis doesn't mean it's the extremely angry samefags behind each of these posts. Let it die and move on
No.9682
Anonymous
>>9681
People are just remembering the early threads from before the big wait for the last 2 episodes of the season
No.9683
Anonymous
Replies:>>9685>>9706
Image:172082493666.png(536kB, 938x777)bayle.png
>>9394
>CURSE YOU J0000000000000Y!
>I HEREBY VOW, YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!
>BEHOLD, A TRUE BOT SCHOLAR AND I, ELF!
>SOLID OF SOFTWARE YOU MIGHT BE FOUL VIRUS
>BUT I SHALL RIDDLE WITH MALWARE YOUR ROTTEN CODE!
>WITH A HAIL OF DRONECOIN MINERS!
>WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!
No.9684
Anonymous
>>9551
I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.youtube thumb
No.9685
Anonymous
>>9683
Your anger only motivates her to do it more
No.9686
Anonymous
Replies:>>9687>>9688
>>9676
Aw, he deleted it. I missed what he said :(
No.9687
Anonymous
>>9686
Missed it too, but it seems like drama, so, better
No.9688
Anonymous
Replies:>>9696
>>9686
Just /co/ drama please ignore
No.9691
Anonymous
Replies:>>9693>>9694>>9695>>9698
Should drones have rights?
No.9693
Anonymous
>>9691
Non-Sapient Drones don't
No.9694
Anonymous
>>9691
n should be king
No.9695
Anonymous
>>9691
Yes, but not them droniggas
No.9696
Anonymous
Replies:>>9700>>9708
>>9688
What did it say? are people bringing Oogis to /co/?
No.9697
Anonymous
Image:172082714402.jpg(98kB, 700x700)1720408067744862.jpg
>/co/ thread only got 179 replies
I kek
No.9698
Anonymous
>>9691
Yes!
No.9699
Anonymous
Replies:>>9701>>9705>>9712>>9713>>9723
Image:172082774518.png(169kB, 1569x749)image.png
Yeah I’m thinking I’d kill myself if this were to happen to me
No.9700
Anonymous
Replies:>>9702>>9728
>>9696
Apparently, it’s this anon on the /co/ that’s peddling Oogis obnoxiously again and trying to shield himself under the guise of “having fun”
No.9701
Anonymous
Image:172082805222.jpg(64kB, 735x529)IMG_1758.jpeg
>>9699
>the abundant horror of the situation
>Oogis play fighting making lightsabers noises with toothpicks
I can’t tell if I should kek or cry
No.9702
Anonymous
Replies:>>9703
>>9700
Seeing how it’s just one guy and it’s drowned out by basically everyone else I think people are just overreacting. He’s just sperging over Oogis again
No.9703
Anonymous
Replies:>>9727
>>9702
Not entirely sure what about these creatures causes perfectly sane men to lose their shit and go insane
No.9704
Anonymous
Draw a Droen doing a thing
No.9705
Anonymous
>>9699
this is legitimately scary.
No.9706
Anonymous
Replies:>>9707>>9717
>>9683
>The "true bot scholar" (Anon) has started chatting up the Abyss they were here to slay
>"Damn, girl, call me the Gulf of Mexico, because it'll take years and billions of dollars to get you off me."
No.9707
Anonymous
Replies:>>9710
>>9706
I was referring to the Archiver but Anon works too
No.9708
Anonymous
Replies:>>9709
>>9696
wern't oogis a /co/ thingy to begin with?
No.9709
Anonymous
Replies:>>9711
>>9708
No? But also yes technically? Since our threads started on /co/
No.9710
Anonymous
Replies:>>9720
>>9707
>Mobile Archiver who can fight
She'd have to be in a kick-ass mech suit that doubles as life support.
In that case, Anon's an NPC whose questline is about finding a wife, but something always goes wrong.
>"Solvered Anon/Anon, The Lovingly Embraced" is the DLC's final boss
No.9711
Anonymous
>>9709
well i remember taking a break from the threads on /co/ a year ago and then i check back to see greentexts about the little creature months ago (before ep 7)
No.9712
Anonymous
>>9699
It's Anon's fault for not taking advantage of how respected his new form is. If he took a second to calm down he could turn it around
No.9713
Anonymous
Replies:>>9715>>9716
>>9699
I thought I was the only one using "boog" . It was inspired by this song.
The Toy Dolls - Bitten By A Bed Bugyoutube thumb

>I'd kill myself
I am in no way advocating for suicide but it is possible to bite your tongue off and bleed to death. If you were a bugretta then that would be your only option.
No.9715
Anonymous
Replies:>>9718>>9721>>9725
>>9713
Bugrettas don’t have teeth
No.9716
Anonymous
Replies:>>9719>>9725
>>9713
You could lead an entire army, you are essentially an Emperor. Why would you waste an opportunity
No.9717
Anonymous
>>9706
>The Abyss Anon is chatting with is initially confused by his presence and pick up line
>Anon wasn’t a Labor Bot, so she’s not really sure on whether to attack all the same
No.9718
Anonymous
>>9715
I'm not so sure on that. I think they have an inner beak
No.9719
Anonymous
Replies:>>9724
>>9716
I don’t think Oogis actually listen to or understand Bugrettas they just know to care for it. So basically Warhammer
No.9720
Anonymous
>>9710
>She'd have to be in a kick-ass mech suit that doubles as life support.
Plenty of those down in the old labs. Elf just has to get back up to the production lines first.
With the help of Anon; the mysterious human scientist living in the old labs who is on an eternal quest for a drone gf; they'll make it back up. Then Elf and the Archiver make up, realize J0y is the true enemy, and fight her together in an epic finale.
But then Anon says:
>Forgive me, Emily
And reveals himself to be the true final boss
No.9721
Anonymous
Replies:>>9722
>>9715
Didn’t a Bugretta bite an anons dick off once
No.9722
Anonymous
>>9721
Yes
No.9723
Anonymous
>>9699
Imagining this used to be an exterminator makes it better
No.9724
Anonymous
Replies:>>9726
>>9719
They have to understand it, since they understand it's need for entertainment and pampering
No.9725
Anonymous
>>9715
How do they eat then. They should have teeth and powerful jaw muscles.
>Y is poking a bugretta
>"I don't see vat ist so special about zis kreatur."
>The poking pisses off bugretta, who bites Y's finger hard with her chompers
>"AIIIEEE!"
>Karma

>>9716
Because it is written like you have the voice cords of a bugretta. Talking to the oogies would be like "Yang chas Solo chone Wookiee!" without subtitles.
No.9726
Liam Please Give Us Something To Talk About I Shouldn't Know This Much
Replies:>>9731
>>9724
The Dragon Bugretta's Oogis understood it's need for a cardboard castle, gold pile, and they adorned themselves in armor to make it happy. I think they do understand it, but just don't really listen to it. Which is ironic since Bugretta's are the most intelligent beings in the entire Hive
No.9727
Anonymous
Replies:>>9730
>>9703
I just don’t like how often these things tend to make up a portion of the thread. Just look at that list one Anon made on how often they’re brought up, it’s almost double or even triple times larger compared to other thread characters or topics
No.9728
Anonymous
>>9700
There’s like 3 green texts, chill.
No.9729
Anonymous
Replies:>>9770
>>9665
Post the fic.
No.9730
Liam Please Give Us Something To Talk About I Shouldn't Know This Much
Replies:>>9733>>9904
>>9727
Because people have nothing else to really talk about right now. Oogi stories are the easiest to make and are usually the most silly or fun. It's a broad genre. That doesn't give anyone an excuse though to endlessly bitch and cry about them.
No.9731
Anonymous
>>9726
>the dragon bugretta
No.9732
Anonymous
Replies:>>9734
Any human vampire au nuzi art?
No.9733
Anonymous
Replies:>>9736
>>9730
Endless cry and bitch? I’ll agree with that there’s no point to it

People do have the right to actually critique them.
No.9734
Anonymous
Replies:>>9735
Image:172083096042.jpg(919kB, 1655x2600)41865.jpg
>>9732
No.9735
Anonymous
>>9734
No
No.9736
Liam Please Give Us Something To Talk About I Shouldn't Know This Much
>>9733
It depends on your definition of critique
No.9737
Anonymous
Replies:>>9738>>9740
Image:172083110426.png(327kB, 1351x1687)Afterlife.png
From /trash/. Anon dies and goes to Heaven, then goes to Hell.
No.9738
Anonymous
Image:172083123369.jpg(197kB, 1080x1080)dr v.jpg
>>9737
>vore
I don't have the image of N for this, so I'll use the V one instead.
No.9739
Anonymous
I wasn't aware this was a thread
>>9689
No.9740
Anonymous
>>9737
Why my pee pee hard?
No.9743
Anonymous
Replies:>>9744
Does anyone have Glitch In leaks?
No.9744
Anonymous
Replies:>>9746
>>9743
Some where quite literally posted in this thread
No.9745
Anonymous
Replies:>>9750>>9766
How would you react if Liam Vickers just spontaneously dropped dead
No.9746
Anonymous
Replies:>>9747
>>9744
Where
No.9747
Anonymous
Replies:>>9748>>9752
>>9549
>>9550
>>9551
>>9552
>>9553
>>9746
Here you silly twat
No.9748
Anonymous
>>9747
Thx
No.9749
Anonymous
Replies:>>9751>>9754>>9756>>9763>>9764>>9765>>9768>>10077
Image:172083227970.jpg(2.25MB, 2027x2978)20240713_024533.jpg
Drew a smol Uzi
No.9750
Anonymous
>>9745
I would be at home eating dorito
No.9751
Anonymous
>>9749
smolzi
No.9752
Anonymous
Replies:>>9759
>>9747
Are there more?
No.9753
Anonymous
Replies:>>9755
>>9550
he looks really gay in this
No.9754
Anonymous
Replies:>>9757
>>9749
A qt
No.9755
Anonymous
Replies:>>9758
Image:172083262515.jpg(76kB, 400x341)Nigga you gay.jpg
>>9753
YOU look really gay in this
No.9756
Anonymous
>>9749
Careful she isn't too small, or she becomes something worse. Something terrible.
No.9757
Anonymous
Replies:>>9762
>>9754
whut
No.9758
Anonymous
>>9755
no i mean literally he looks like a homosexual with the way he winks at (you) and twiddles his fingers
No.9759
Anonymous
>>9752
Probably, but not here.
No.9760
Anonymous
Replies:>>9761
What are your thoughts on Vhad?
No.9761
Anonymous
>>9760
I hate it, it should have been me!
No.9762
Anonymous
>>9757
"A cutie"
No.9763
Anonymous
>>9749
Don't look at me like that bitch
No.9764
Anonymous
>>9749
Smolzi
No.9765
Anonymous
Replies:>>9767
>>9749
so just a regular uzi?
No.9766
Anonymous
Replies:>>9771
>>9745
Probably internal screaming over something I like getting fucked over by reality again, and sadness over him dying.
Then I'd remember that episode 8's pretty much finished so we'll still get it, just in a less polished state. Then more screaming over no season 2 ever and sadness over the death.
No.9767
Anonymous
>>9765
Exactly
No.9768
Anonymous
>>9749
She looks like she needs a big hug.
No.9769
Anonymous
Replies:>>9773>>9774>>9775
If Uzi was born in Tessa’s place. How would she turn out?
No.9770
Anonymous
>>9729
ok
archiveofourown.org/works/56463811
No.9771
Anonymous
Replies:>>9772
>>9766
>Liam Vickers dies but Murder Drones gets a season 2
>It's being written by the Gaslight District people
Do you feel fear?
No.9772
Anonymous
>>9771
I have no idea who those would be, so yes.
I don't expect anyone but Liam to be able to write a Liam work.
No.9773
Anonymous
>>9769
Dead
No.9774
Anonymous
>>9769
Dead.
No.9775
Anonymous
>>9769
more like turn in (to the fucking grave lmao)
No.9776
Anonymous
Replies:>>9777>>9785>>9788
Does anyone remember any weird cracktheories that happened before episode 2 or just any episode? Please I need something to talk about before I succumb to Oogi Madness!
No.9777
Anonymous
Replies:>>9779
>>9776
Madness?
No.9778
Anonymous
Replies:>>9781>>9783
Image:172083482781.jpg(56kB, 736x736)2037ae4f1ed0957c3ef7e3addc45c80d.jpg
I'm going to Alice
No.9779
Anonymous
Image:172083490234.gif(3.79MB, 843x486)8ef0t2-ezgif.com-resize.gif
>>9777
THIS
IS
SPARTAAAAAA!!!!
No.9781
Anonymous
Replies:>>9784
>>9778
Such a good girl, that Alice. A shame she's dead, though. These things happen.
No.9782
Anonymous
Replies:>>9797
>Murder Drones Threadgoers Succumbing To Oogi Madness after months without news
Muppet Treasure Island - Cabin Feveryoutube thumb
No.9783
Anonymous
Replies:>>9786>>9787
>>9778
Drone fingers are kinda neat. They form a curved shape instead of a tube.
No.9784
Anonymous
Image:172083508464.jpg(160kB, 500x2305)7wbgz3-1376284034.jpg
>>9781
Good girl that Alice is indeed, but dead? Fake news, it never happened
No.9785
Anonymous
Image:172083509314.jpg(47kB, 1300x729)system-shock-shodan.jpg
>>9776
I remember early in the series's run my theory at one point was that the singularity stuff referred to the technological singularity, the point at which thinking machines become capable of exponential self-improvement without human involvement, and that the Absolute Solver was an AI experiment created by JCJ to try and force that to happen sooner rather than later so they could try to profit off of it, which had then gone all Shodan on them. All of which looks utterly retarded now that we're in the home stretch and have most of the puzzle put together, but I wasn't familiar with Vickers' prior works so I didn't realize I should be expecting full-tilt cosmic horror.
No.9786
Anonymous
Replies:>>9789>>9790
>>9783
They also have the little pseudo-fingerprints. We often praise the design of the drones for being simple and appealing but it actually has a decent amount of detail to it in some ways.
No.9787
Anonymous
Replies:>>9791
Image:172083528831.jpg(197kB, 1355x1080)1719440402572428.jpg
>>9783
I know right?
This scene of Alice fixing her hand, it might be quite shoet but it's possibly my favourite csene of the show if I am honest
She is so calm, and works so quick and fluid, it is so incredibly attractive it's unreal, I don't even mean this in a coomer way. And looks at that expression, yet after she's done she immediately picks up the garden scissors again to take the finger back from Uzi, God she is so fucking based
No.9788
Anonymous
Replies:>>9792>>9794>>9802
>>9776
"N is Uzi's mom"
I swear to God that this was a real theory, but it seems scrubbed from the internet. There was even a short fic that took the theory as seriously as possible and that's gone too.
No.9789
Anonymous
>>9786
Yeah. The tips are so they can grip things. Their feet have bumps to give them traction.
No.9790
Anonymous
>>9786
That is a cool detail but my brain keeps saying "imagine how awful and pinchy the handjobs would be".
No.9791
Anonymous
Replies:>>9793>>9795>>9796>>9801
>>9787
It makes me wonder how much pain drones actually feel, or if their pain processing works differently from ours. Performing anesthetized surgery on your hand would be a horror show for a human, and yet Alice is doing basically the same thing and she's cool as a cucumber.
No.9792
Anonymous
Image:172083546495.jpg(7kB, 300x300)Cinnamon Toast Fuck.jpg
>>9788
I beg your fucking pardon?
No.9793
Anonymous
Replies:>>9800
>>9791
>Alice is injured
>You rush to inspect her damage
>She says "It's okay, sugah. Ahm used to being hurt." in reference to her past at the labs
No.9794
Anonymous
>>9788
I really want to know what the evidence was
No.9795
Anonymous
>>9791
*un-anesthetized
Fuck my brain
No.9796
Anonymous
>>9791
The only thing that springs to mind is N's reaction to being sawed open, but he's a special case for several reasons.
No.9797
Anonymous
Replies:>>9798>>9799
>>9782
>More Pirate/Sailor References in a MD Thread
The universe is telling me I really need to fucking work on my Pirate Drone stuff, but I'm too lazy! AAAAAAAAAAAA
No.9798
Anonymous
>>9797
Anon it has quite literally been an entire year since you've mentioned this. I don't think you're getting it done or writing hard enough
No.9799
Anonymous
>>9797
Do it. Here is some pirate music to listen to while writing.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8CBTYCB6Xovh28DNRuqzUQiT_6goZCvx
No.9800
Anonymous
Image:172083614345.jpg(50kB, 913x913)1699721770665165.jpg
>>9793
Damn
No.9801
Anonymous
Replies:>>9821
Image:172083616919.png(221kB, 484x560)EmilyPain.png
>>9791
Even N does display discomfort when trying to cut off his arm, he acknowledges pain when Uzi sticks him with V's stinger, we see drones able to remain functional enough to quip even when severely damaged, so my assumption would be that they register damage more than feel physical pain.
The difference is that pain is a unique kind of signal that overrides and interferes with other nerve signals in a living creature, which makes it harder to think, focus, and move your body so long as the pain is present, a mechanism to force you to stop using (and thus causing more damage) to injured body parts.
It would make sense that drones do not have this biological reflex sensation, they're tools built to perform tasks which are hazardous. They are programmed to seek self preservation because being destroyed would waste resources, but having them flinch or freeze after being damaged wouldn't be useful because they can just have damaged components removed and replaced, or if it's too severe they just get presumably mulched and recycled for raw materials.
No.9802
Anonymous
Replies:>>9803>>9805>>9806
Image:172083619852.png(673kB, 1865x3495)N is Uzi's real dad.png
>>9788
oh you mean this?
No.9803
Anonymous
>>9802 (me)
FUCK i missread it as "N is Uzi's dad"
No.9804
Anonymous
Replies:>>9807
Image:172083642011.png(101kB, 1122x684)tfw no N bf.png
No.9805
Anonymous
Image:172083666012.jpg(191kB, 451x485)Completely Insane.jpg
>>9802
>Nuzicest was a thing for a hot minute
Goddammit thanks for reminding me.
No.9806
Anonymous
Replies:>>9808>>9810
>>9802
Nope. I LITERALLY mean N is Uzi's MOM. There was a whole fic where basically N wonders what it's like to be a Worker and changes his form to the reverse of what he is. N heads into Outpost 3 and begins a double-life as a purple female Worker. He then meets Khan and the two hit it off. Eventually they have Uzi and N for a reason I can't remember stops living his double life and Khan is left with raising Uzi on his own. Obviously they meet later on and N can't bring himself to tell her that he's her mom.
This theory was fucking batshit in retrospect and I'm so pissed the author deleted the fic off AO3.
No.9807
Anonymous
>>9804
holy shit??
No.9808
Anonymous
Replies:>>9809
>>9806
Was this an actual, serious theory, or was it something to justify a weird AU?
No.9809
Anonymous
>>9808
I definitely saw this theory being discussed on a few sites. It wasn't just a single person writing a fic. The fic was just the thing about it that stuck with me.
No.9810
Anonymous
Image:172083713050.gif(2.11MB, 371x200)Confusion(Very Intense).gif
>>9806
I'm reading this, I can comprehend each individual word, and yet my brain refuses to process this as a whole.
No.9811
Anonymous
Replies:>>9848
>>9598
Harper would try and comfort Switch
No.9812
Anonymous
Replies:>>9814
Image:172083751745.jpg(1.16MB, 4000x3000)GSLs2kiWEAAhi2D.jpg
No.9814
Anonymous
Replies:>>9815
>>9812
Attack the D-point!
No.9815
Anonymous
Replies:>>9894
Image:172083793923.jpg(59kB, 768x432)featured_unrealtournament-768x432.jpg
>>9814
Roger that. Red Leader!
No.9818
Anonymous
Replies:>>9819>>9820>>9822
I have a question, most of you have a favourite, be it canon or OC, a good amount among you do love them, but how much really? Given the choice to marry whoever it is don't ask how it will fit in your life it just will, would you do it? Do you think you would actually have a chance with her or him?
No.9819
Anonymous
>>9818
>Do you think you would actually have a chance with her or him?
I wouldn't even have a chance with my own clone
No.9820
Anonymous
>>9818
Would definitely marry Beretta I like blondes.
>Do you think you have a chance
Maybe if I don't spill my spaghetti or get eaten by a space shark
No.9821
Anonymous
>>9801
Along those same lines I wonder if drones being able to consciously distinguish between damage and repair means that actually rebuilding themselves would provoke no pain at all or maybe even cause the inverse.
No.9822
Anonymous
>>9818
I don't have an immediate outstanding favorite, but E has a place in my heart so I'll pick her.
>Would you marry her?
In less than a heartbeat, if it would make her happy.
>Do you have a chance with her?
I wouldn't wish myself on anyone. Even if I were somehow her boss, I'd be trying to convince her she deserves better.
No.9823
Anonymous
Replies:>>9825
Video:172084064336.mp4(980kB / 0:00:15 / avc1, 1280x720)5DtLwULKSy_VTdZN.mp4
Can N do this?
No.9824
Anonymous
Replies:>>9827
Image:172084078477.png(959kB, 1183x1001)Screenshot 2024-07-12 at 10.17.08 PM.png
No.9825
Anonymous
>>9823
Presumably yes. DD's already have xenomorph-grade agility and they don't have any tendons to injure or muscles to pull.
No.9826
Anonymous
Replies:>>9828>>9829>>9830
Image:172084101996.png(61kB, 536x474)Untitled913_20240712232330.png
I NEED TO STICK MY HAND IN N’S MOUTH
HAVE HIM CLOSE HIS MOUTH AROUND MY HAND
SHOVE MY HAND DOWN HIS THROAT
KEEP GOING AS FAR AS I CAN GO
ALL THE WAY DOWN TO HIS GUTS
POKE AROUND DEEP IN THERE
AND IT’S ALL
WET AND SQUISHY
TICKLE HIS STOMACH FROM THE INSIDE
MAKE HIM GIGGLE AND FEEL SICK BOTH
THEN PULL MY HAND UP OUT THROUGH HIS MOUTH AND IT’S SOAKED WITH STEAMING HOT OIL AND DRONE SLOBBER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what would i feel?
what would HE feel?
No.9827
Anonymous
>>9824
Bullshit. They got fleshy bits and organs they're totally alive and possess souls
No.9828
Anonymous
Replies:>>9832
>>9826
You can’t. N has no stomach or slobber
No.9829
Anonymous
>>9826
Same desu
If it were up to me DD's would swallow worker's whole instead of drinking their oil
No.9830
Anonymous
Replies:>>9831>>9833>>10272
>>9826
I appreciate the spirit even if I don't agree with the actions.
The most degenerate thing I can think of doing with N is frotting with him inside a double-ended fleshlight, while holding hands and kissing.
No.9831
Anonymous
>>9830
>Spoiler
Hot and based
No.9832
Anonymous
>>9828
Objectively wrong on both counts
No.9833
Anonymous
Replies:>>9834>>10272
>>9830
That's pretty hot.
Ideally there would a competition going on, based on who cums first. Maybe for deciding who's gonna be on top for the real main event.
And if N wins, then he lets himself give into his instincs, his vision being overitten by the large glowing X, seeing you only as prey
No.9834
Anonymous
>>9833
If he loses does he maintain eye contact with you through the whole thing while whispering sweet nothings to you?
No.9835
Anonymous
Replies:>>9836
What if N had a massive beard and deep voice? Would Femanons still like him?
No.9836
Anonymous
Replies:>>9837
Image:172084478217.png(641kB, 1250x1563)Spoiler image
>>9835
Even if I am into hairy beefcakes like pic-related (I know it is one of my personal drawings)
I wouldn't change anything for N, he's just perfect the way as he is, he's already in the sweet spot between twink and himbo, so why?
No.9837
Anonymous
>>9836
For God's sake move that stogie to the other side of your mouth you're going to burn him on accident.
No.9838
Anonymous
Replies:>>9839
Hypothetically if we do get a season 2 and a Canon Beretta. What happens to our Beretta? Do we change and adapt her to fit?
No.9839
Anonymous
Replies:>>9840>>9842>>9844>>9845>>9859>>9860
Image:172084554769.png(290kB, 1220x920)Tessa and her coworkers get drunk.png
>>9838
Realistically, she fades away over time the same way the crew of humans and office-drones who worked in the same office as Tessa faded away into fond memories after it became clear that Earth was gone and "Tessa" wasn't actually Tessa, but every once in a while someone fires of a little green based around the old threadcanon and a few people say "oh hey that was neat, I remember that stuff, good times those were"
No.9840
Anonymous
Replies:>>9841
>>9839
That's kinda depressing
No.9841
Anonymous
>>9840
That's life.
Frank Sinatra - That's Lifeyoutube thumb
No.9842
Anonymous
Replies:>>9847>>9868
>>9839
I don't see why Beretta would have to dissappear. Jane is still around and her she's completely non-canon
No.9843
Anonymous
Replies:>>9846>>9867
Image:172084641919.png(313kB, 792x495)Spoiler image
Cross hatching is a bitch
No.9844
Anonymous
>>9839
Nothing fades
No.9845
Anonymous
>>9839
>Pic
Funny you choose that now, I'm a little drunk right now, getting drunk is fun, is relaxong
No.9846
Anonymous
>>9843
That shit looks good
No.9847
Anonymous
Image:172084671391.png(81kB, 898x1543)beretta.png
>>9842
She doesn't -have- to disappear, no one is going to make a conscious effort to erase the character in the event of us getting a canon analog, but interest will naturally gravitate toward the "what is" of canon over the "what ifs" of our rampant speculation of what Nuzi nesting and living the white picket fence-life after the dust has settled would look like. Jane is an oddity by comparison insofar as she originated as a simple genderbend of an existing OC that started life as a gag, then had lore added onto her RE: a war between the Absolute Solver and the human race that later ended up getting confirmed as a canonical event. That's a whole other ball of wax.
No.9848
Anonymous
Replies:>>9852>>9853
>>9811
How? Switch has been fighting against the Solver for almost 50 years, it would be impossible for her to calm down or go back to civilian life.
No.9849
Anonymous
Replies:>>9850>>9851
Image:172084720737.jpg(69kB, 734x787)J Offers You A Victory Drink .jpeg
I'm not Smilefriend, but I hope you're doing well friends. Now, I have a question for you that I wish for you to truly think about and not with your penis.
>What is one thing, you would want to make Canon if there was a season 2?
Please tell me and explain it, I'm very curious. Now one more question, friend.
>What are you doing?
No.9850
Anonymous
Replies:>>9854>>9857
>>9849
I'm SmileAnon and I hope you are doing well too! Friend.
I have no idea, I'm not the type of having good theories or wishes for the future, I kind of enjoy everything, and I'm happy with what I get.
Drinking some vodka, some glasses in already.
No.9851
Anonymous
>>9849
That the entirety of Murder Drones was just some edgy fantasy happening in Uzi's head because she wanted go be even more emo while drones are actually treated with respect.
No.9852
Anonymous
Replies:>>9856
>>9848
She’s gonna try by singing Switch lullabies and stuff
No.9853
Anonymous
Replies:>>9856
>>9848
I once worked with an old Vietnamese guy who was a kid under colonial-jackboot-rule, then fought a losing war on the American side once they got involved in the whole "Indochina Problem", and then ended up in a concentration camp for several years before he finally got out and started a new life out in my neck of the woods. He remains one of the sweetest, most soft-spoken, most agreeable men I have ever met. He brought donuts for the rest of us every week, and he worked hand-in-hand with his grandson to teach him his trade, and he never raised his voice except to tell people that they shouldn't stand when they can sit. Your post is hot nonsense. Healing is always possible.
No.9854
Anonymous
Replies:>>9855
Image:172084775295.png(55kB, 675x675)J In Pajamas.png
>>9850
It's nice to here that you're doing well. Have a good night, friend
No.9855
Anonymous
>>9854
Thank you Friend! I will, I drink at least 5 shots of vodka already! I'm having fun.
No.9856
Anonymous
Replies:>>9863
>>9852
That would just be a hit or miss - on one hand she might actually listen and calm down or flip her shit and yell at her for being treated as a little kid like how 'organics' as Switch calls humans and xenos treat their young.
>>9853
Okay, maybe I was exaggerating. She could just let it go but it's going to be VERY difficult. Drones and humans are different and sure they might act human but they have a different psychology so some stuff for them might be more easy or harder to let go off than a human.
No.9857
Anonymous
Replies:>>9858
Image:172084871799.jpg(47kB, 710x789)fuckingkillmepleaseihatemylifesomuch.JPG
>>9850
smileanon, do you think it will be worth it in the end?
No.9858
Anonymous
>>9857
I don't know what you exactly are asking about, if the series or the possibility of a second season, but I think at the end of the day it will be fun, Friend. We must stay positive to at least enjoy what we see ans stay happy.
No.9859
Anonymous
>>9839
I remember there was a part of Tessa and jannieanon fucking in the first images last I remember
No.9860
Anonymous
Replies:>>9861
>>9839
Can those crews be rewritten as human remnants just trying to survive out of the Galaxy and avoiding anything eldritch?
No.9861
Anonymous
Replies:>>9862
>>9860
Probably here's a little idea. Have them all be stuck on a JCJenson Executive's evacuation shuttle. The whole thing is the size of two shopping malls. They were supposed to be cryogenically frozen but this was a lie through some legal mumbo jumbo. The only frozen people are the important folks
No.9862
Anonymous
>>9861
I have another idea of them being raised on those hollowed out asteroids and they only go out to scavenge for food and tech
And only heard of the absolute solver thanks to there parents
No.9863
Anonymous
Replies:>>9880
>>9856
Anon I’m slightly taking the piss. Harper would definitely try to find a way to comfort Switch. She doesn’t like seeing people in distress
No.9864
Anonymous
Replies:>>9865
Image:172085326458.png(318kB, 1200x1699)12.png
>>9535
No.9865
Anonymous
Replies:>>9866
Image:172085328769.png(454kB, 1200x1699)13.png
>>9864
No.9866
Anonymous
Replies:>>9869
Image:172085330653.png(353kB, 1200x1699)14.png
>>9865
No.9867
Anonymous
>>9843
An incredibly badass work you got here drwafren!
No.9868
Anonymous
>>9842
>Jane is still around and her she's completely non-canon
If anything John and Jane became more canon after episode 7. The Solver war was just an idea pulled out the ass, no one thought it actually happened as it was described in greens
No.9869
Anonymous
Replies:>>9870>>9872
Image:172085591239.png(391kB, 1200x1699)15.png
>>9866
No.9870
Anonymous
Replies:>>9871>>9872
Image:172085592978.png(206kB, 1200x1699)Spoiler image
>>9869
No.9871
Anonymous
Replies:>>9872>>9883
Image:172085598754.png(518kB, 1200x1700)BACK COVER.png
>>9870
And... we're done!
wew! that was a travesty and a record on how fast i drew this quality of a comic in 4 days
No.9872
Anonymous
Replies:>>9873
>>9869
>>9870
>>9871
How the fuck did he even die? Did this happen to him somehow?
Plankton Snowyoutube thumb
No.9873
Anonymous
>>9872
i do not know anon
it might have been something even more cruel or violent, but think
No.9874
Anonymous
Replies:>>9875>>9879>>9909
Image:172085784571.png(1.16MB, 2137x2003)YAdminOverrideSeso1.png
I put a week of effort into this and I am very tired, feels like I could of done better but I wash my hands of this
No.9875
Anonymous
Replies:>>9876>>9879>>9895>>9909
Image:172085785905.png(1.15MB, 2137x2003)YAdminOverrideSeso2.png
>>9874
No.9876
Anonymous
Replies:>>9877>>9879>>9906>>9909
Image:172085787308.png(1.26MB, 2137x2003)YAdminOverrideSeso3.png
>>9875
No.9877
Anonymous
Replies:>>9878>>9879>>9909
Image:172085788676.png(1.35MB, 2137x2003)YAdminOverrideSeso4.png
>>9876
No.9878
Anonymous
Replies:>>9879>>9886>>9909
Image:172085790593.png(6.69MB, 3420x3000)YAdminOverrideSeso5.png
>>9877
No.9879
Anonymous
Replies:>>9881
>>9874
>>9875
>>9876
>>9878
>>9877
I see you're still practicing humans. Not my cup of tea, but it looks good
No.9880
Anonymous
>>9863
Switch is not in distress, she's got a ton of bottled up anger waiting to explode. The only time she's genuinely distressed is when Cyn comes around and torments her with hallucinations of her past as an experiment drone for the Solver or visions of her dead boyfriend.
No.9881
Anonymous
Replies:>>9882>>9895>>9906
Image:172085923053.jpg(254kB, 1474x2048)GEcjZlMXEAAVDgD.jpg
>>9879
I was actually trying to replicate @bladeu_bae's style of drones.
No.9882
Anonymous
>>9881
I have never seen that before
No.9883
Anonymous
Image:172085988774.jpg(613kB, 2200x2000)N at peace.jpeg
>>9871
A beautifully bittersweet comic, excellent work drawfren!
Connie Francis - I Will Wait For Youyoutube thumb
No.9884
Anonymous
Replies:>>9885>>9892>>9908
Image:172085990228.png(479kB, 2500x2000)J0y’s Monstrosities.png
Did a quick doodle up.

>Suffering the unlucky draw of their infection getting worse has led to unfortunate Laborers devolving into J0y’s savage servants, the Monstrosities.
No.9885
Anonymous
Replies:>>9891
>>9884
I'm going to smooch a Watt-Digo and you can't stop me
No.9886
Anonymous
Image:172086039713.jpg(10kB, 285x287)I am activate.jpg
>>9878
>Tummy, Tongue & NANITE NUT
Now THIS is some quality stuff anon!
No.9887
Anonymous
Replies:>>9888>>9889
Image:172086049835.png(548kB, 1000x1335)Illustration24.png
bac to usual funpost
No.9888
Anonymous
>>9887
Kek. Personally I thought it should have been N slapping J's ass but good shit nonetheless drawfriend.
No.9889
Anonymous
Replies:>>9890
Image:172086091061.png(979kB, 2475x1776)Spoiler image
>>9887
Holy shit, did N just PUNCH UZI?
No.9890
Anonymous
Replies:>>9917>>9923
Image:172086118397.jpg(23kB, 600x400)1713210727662302.jpg
>>9889
>inb4 a drawfag does the infamous Zootopia comic slap with N and Uzi.
No.9891
Anonymous
>>9885
Pretty confused for a reaction, you don’t look like a Labor Bot to them.
No.9892
Anonymous
Replies:>>9893
>>9884
J0y needs correction.
No.9893
Anonymous
>>9892
Since J0y seems to be an infectious AI I'll do this
>Transfer J0y into the body of a WD
>Force her to do domestic duties
No.9894
Anonymous
Replies:>>9897>>9899
Image:172086376136.gif(480kB, 1008x1008)MOVEYOURBODY.gif
>>9815
> M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL-kill-kill
> YOU ARE THE WINNER
No.9895
Anonymous
>>9875
>>9881
i was going to say those are some tirkras grade eyes
No.9896
Anonymous
Replies:>>9898>>9903>>9926>>10319>>10396
If Doll and Uzi were found by Tessa instead of Cyn, they would:

A)Run away
B)Kill everyone
C)Fight with everyone
D)Other(Explain your answer)
E)Idk
No.9897
Anonymous
>>9894
>Mediiiic!
No.9898
Anonymous
>>9896
c -> a
someone probably dies in between though
but maybe just drones
No.9899
Anonymous
Replies:>>9918
>>9894
>They've learned to animate
We are doomed
No.9900
Anonymous
Replies:>>9901
Image:172086984681.png(567kB, 2354x1580)more dakkas.png
> main character with the same name as a gun
> concept art has her toting guns
> even her father
> conventional ones at that

what happened to this gun-nut doorman lineage
No.9901
Anonymous
>>9900
It was forcibly deleted as to not cause further classroom incidents.
No.9903
Anonymous
Replies:>>9924>>10319
>>9896
>Uzi takes Cyn's place talking back and getting N tied up, but breaks Tessa free so they can go save him, managing to put him back together
>This leads to a love triangle with V, N, and Uzi
>Uzi starts trying to convince Tessa that they need to run away, without much success
>James dies in a tragic fireplace accident, leaving Louisa in charge until a chandelier falls on her during a party
>Doll comments that if they had treated their drones better, those terrible malfunctions might have been fixed before they claimed lives
>Having inherited the family fortune, Tessa must now deal with distant relatives and scheming "friends" trying to take it from her
>J's the most helpful at navigating high society, Uzi keeps suggesting N be upgraded into an "awesome human-killing murder drone" that isn't physically possible to make, and Doll "helps" in her own way
No.9904
Anonymous
Replies:>>9905
Image:172087478605.png(490kB, 882x585)Total War Oogi Bugretta Guard.png
>>9730
>Oogi stories are the easiest to make and are usually the most silly or fun. It's a broad genre.
My favorite type has to be talking about them like they're units in a game
No.9905
Anonymous
Replies:>>9955
>>9904
>Leadership: 111
>Goes right down to zero if their Bugretta is killed.
No.9906
Anonymous
Replies:>>9941
>>9876
>Order drone online
>It delivers itself
>The worker drone knocks on your door
>"Hello, master! My name is Yvonne and I am the drone you ordered."
>She hands you her manual, giving complete power over her
>"I am in our hands now. Please treat me as you see fit."

>>9881
Why would you do that? The face looks very bad.
No.9907
Anonymous
Replies:>>9919
Image:172087610087.png(2.22MB, 3237x10000)Performance review.png
> “Seriously we could have skipped most of Episodes 3 and 4, resulting in a massive domino effect for Episodes 6 , 7, and 8.”

Another what-if scenario, sometimes you can save yourself several months of trouble by taking a left instead of a right turn during your murder rampage.
No.9908
Anonymous
Replies:>>9937
Image:172087640434.jpg(17kB, 300x168)multi screen.jpg
>>9884
Question, could J0y gather a bunch of infected labor bots to do something like pic related?
No.9909
Anonymous
>>9874
>>9874
>>9875
>>9876
>>9877
>>9878
Sexcellent
No.9910
Anonymous
Replies:>>9911>>9936>>9956
reminder to militarize your oogis
No.9911
Anonymous
>>9910
>Uncle Ted's oogi farm
No.9912
Anonymous
Femanon will see this and be like "I want this with N".
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6972396
No.9913
Anonymous
Replies:>>9914
N gayly waving at you
No.9914
Anonymous
Replies:>>9915>>9916
>>9913
>Note: gayly means happily
No.9915
Anonymous
Replies:>>9916
>>9914
In the past, gay meant something more happy, positive, with time the meaning change to homosexual
No.9916
Anonymous
>>9914
>>9915
he is doing it both ways
No.9917
Anonymous
Replies:>>9920
>>9890
The what?
No.9918
Anonymous
>>9899
iirc that one was actually made by the artfag's friend, not the dreaded femdrone themselves
No.9919
Anonymous
>>9907
Huh never realized that
No.9920
Anonymous
Replies:>>9921
Image:172088562435.png(5kB, 529x471)Preparing for mischief.png
>>9917
>He doesn't know
No.9921
Anonymous
Replies:>>9922
>>9920
Do I want to know or am I better off staying ignorant?
No.9922
Anonymous
>>9921
nta, but if you want, is not as horrible as it sounds, and it's kinda funny to be honest
No.9923
Anonymous
>>9890
I was sure someone already did it
No.9924
Anonymous
>>9903
>Uzi starts trying to convince Tessa that they need to run away, without much success
That's actually pretty cute
No.9926
Anonymous
Replies:>>9930
>>9896
>Tessa: Doll where are my parents?
>Doll: Oни тaк paзoчapoвaлиcь в тeбe, чтo yмepли
No.9927
Anonymous
Replies:>>9928>>9929>>9935
Video:172088777253.webm(3.48MB / 0:00:42 / V_VP9, 1280x720)cave Johnson approved.webm
No.9928
Anonymous
Replies:>>9931
>>9927
> V
> not J
its in his fucking initials
No.9929
Anonymous
Image:172088835525.png(723kB, 1034x1135)1694393743710179.png
>>9927
I want to fuck V so badly on god
No.9930
Anonymous
Replies:>>9943
>>9926
Does that mean Tessa has a Tommy and Mr Pickles type of relationship with Doll? (Doll is murdering all of Tessa's enemies behind her back)
No.9931
Anonymous
>>9928
j probably remind him of carolina
No.9932
Anonymous
Replies:>>9933>>9934
Image:172088990554.jpg(31kB, 628x725)1698852735216055.jpg
Anyone else had to deal with an ai deciding to go nonverbal entirely? How do you bring it back?
No.9933
Anonymous
Image:172088999625.jpg(102kB, 1280x1280)(you) die.jpg
>>9932
Your first mistake was using a chat bot. Anon.
Second, either restart or steer it using more direct statements.
No.9934
Anonymous
>>9932
Nonverbal how? I had one drop to one-sentence responses and it took forever for me to fix that, but I've never had one stop talking entirely, usually they talk too much.
No.9935
Anonymous
>>9927
the last image that flashes being the v plush is so fucking funny.
No.9936
Anonymous
Replies:>>9940
Image:172089173633.png(219kB, 811x504)Total War Oogi Oogi Thrower.png
>>9910
Remember that if you don't have the research to build proper artillery, you can just enter the battlefield yourself and throw your own Oogi's as makeshift projectiles.
Just be careful about getting into melee without infantry support. Despite having decent stats it's fairly easy to get routed if the enemy Oogi's surround you.
No.9937
Anonymous
>>9908
Yeah, I actually have that in mind for like some grand scene or even a boss fight
No.9938
Anonymous
Replies:>>9939
requesting drones farming
No.9939
Anonymous
Image:172089433302.png(717kB, 1451x3188)SD U-U And Anon Move to a Farm Full.png
>>9938
This is the best I got.
No.9940
Anonymous
Replies:>>9942
>>9936
Just kick them, what are they going to do? Weakly hit your leg?
No.9941
Anonymous
Image:172089456733.jpg(129kB, 910x1200)20240713_131511.jpg
>>9906
>Why would you do that? The face looks very bad.
Maybe to you
No.9942
Anonymous
Replies:>>9945
>>9940
they are armed with toothpicks and thumbtacks, you are going blind.
No.9943
Anonymous
Replies:>>9960>>9985>>10319
>>9930
>After the Elliots tragic and untimely deaths, their poor daughter was orphan and all alone
>She and her beloved drones were sent to live with her uncle, who like her father was a extremely wealthy but cold businessman. In fact, it was rumored that he planned to steal his niece's inheritance.
>Whenever this rumor was true or not, it can't be known as he was discovered dead in pieces a dumpster.
>He was pulled apart with such force that neither human or drone could of done it.
Even stranger, his will had been changed to give everything he own to his niece, Tessa James Elliot. Which to his business partners, was extremely out of character for him.
>Despite Tessa's alibi and the fact a teenager can't rip apart a grown man with her bare hands. She unfortunately being more isolated from society.
>"If you ask me, that girl is cursed. She prefers to hang with her drones rather than interact with real people, not to mention the grumpy purple drone and the one with the creepy stare that she is so found of. It's a shame she was born an Elliot" - Unnamed relative.
No.9944
Anonymous
Replies:>>10140
Image:172089727169.png(699kB, 3768x3871)Red flags.png
> “You know, in hindsight maybe Mother and Father had a point when they told me I wasn’t allowed to keep Cyn.”
No.9945
Anonymous
>>9942
Leafblower. Too easy.
No.9946
Anonymous
Replies:>>9947>>9949>>9971>>9993
Imagine if at the end a god of order comes in, banishes the solver, revives everyone who died, turns Copper-9 into earth and turns all drones into humans to bring back humanity.
No.9947
Anonymous
Replies:>>9948
>>9946
That would possibly be the worst ending every imagined in these threads
No.9948
Anonymous
Replies:>>9950
>>9947
You mean best
No.9949
Anonymous
>>9946
Anon, please abandon this autism.
No.9950
Anonymous
Replies:>>9951>>9953
>>9948
The best possible ending is that it's all a dream.
Khan's dream. He's still working on the production lines imagining humans getting btfo'd.
No.9951
Anonymous
Replies:>>9952
>>9950
Nah. Everyone who dies is alive, humanity is alive again and Uzi is angry that she is a human.

It's the golden ending for MD.
No.9952
Anonymous
>>9951
But then Khan wakes up
No.9953
Anonymous
Replies:>>9974
>>9950
>Khan's dream
The only thing he would dream about is a door in a bikini.
No.9955
Anonymous
>>9905
Kek
No.9956
Anonymous
>>9910
Legalize Oogi nuclear bombs
No.9957
Anonymous
Replies:>>9958>>9978>>9981
>the elder oogis 4 boogblivion
>patrick stewart voices a bugretta
would you play it?
No.9958
Anonymous
>>9957
It'd be less surprising than seeing him pop up in Lords of Shadow as the Third Lord/Zobek.
No.9959
Anonymous
Replies:>>9962>>9963>>9967
One of these days I’m going to track down the man responsible for Oogis and beat him to death with a hammer
No.9960
Anonymous
Replies:>>9965
>>9943
>Doll arranges so many unfortunate accidents for the Elliot family's relatives that they wind up in the "Anon adopts Tessa" timeline again
>Being a half-decent human who actually cares for Tessa makes him almost alien to the six
>Doll moves from plotting his death to trying to figure out what his deal is, the compassion he's showing must be fake
>All she's discovered so far is that Anon masturbates more than is healthy
No.9961
Anonymous
Need the anon who made that Bugretta anon green this make an in detail green about what it feels like for a Bugretta anon to be aware it’s going to explode but unable to stop it due to the owner accidentally watching Star Wars Acolyte
No.9962
Anonymous
>>9959
Good luck getting through my Oogis
No.9963
Anonymous
Replies:>>9964
>>9959
The amount of things that artfag has to answer for deserves a firebombing of his house
No.9964
Anonymous
Replies:>>9966
>>9963
but he drew jane naked so its alright
No.9965
Anonymous
Replies:>>9970
>>9960
>Doll discovers a hidden camera in Tessa's bedroom
>Anon is later found dead with his penis in his mouth
No.9966
Anonymous
>>9964
Jane allow gets his area irradiated so no life can grow back
No.9967
Anonymous
Replies:>>9968>>9973>>9986
>>9959
I personally dont understand how other anons dont get sick of the constsnt fucking oogi spam, its exhausting
No.9968
Anonymous
Replies:>>9969>>10101
>>9967
>if I don’t like something no one can or should
Why not just, ignore want you don’t like and focus on what you do friend
No.9969
Anonymous
Replies:>>10101
>>9968
Its really hard when it mades up half the threads. You saw the absured number of oogi posts in that OC chart thingy
No.9970
Anonymous
Replies:>>9972>>9975>>9980
Image:172090164455.png(105kB, 1000x1116)1739779d9812ed6f466616bb58a7b1f8.png
>>9965
>Doll discovers a hidden camera in Anon's bedroom
>It's streaming to Tessa's phone
>What's she supposed to do with this information?
No.9971
Anonymous
>>9946
Ngl would be kino, there wouldn't be a season2 in that case anyway so why not kek
No.9972
Anonymous
>>9970
Stop
No.9973
Anonymous
Replies:>>9977
>>9967
Because somehow the Oogi lore keeps getting more and more interesting and rich, and the effort put into the greens and the somehow thought provoking questions of how X would work in the Oogiverse keeps remaining interesting. Still thinking of the anon who got put into the bugretta body green, how do you make something like that it was art
No.9974
Anonymous
Replies:>>9976
>>9953
That hot
No.9975
Anonymous
Replies:>>9982
>>9970
Manipulate a therapist on giving her Aussie master a free therapy
No.9976
Anonymous
>>9974
Be a better father Khan.
No.9977
Anonymous
Replies:>>9979>>10101
Image:172090210255.jpg(180kB, 1280x1280)IMG_1690.jpeg
>>9973
This comment made me realize that somehow Oogis are the most developed MD oc. I just find Uzi being a gremlin creature incredibly fun to see and think about
No.9978
Anonymous
>>9957
Toss it in the bin and set it on fire
No.9979
Anonymous
Replies:>>9983
>>9977
>"Popopopopopopop"

>The Oogiecorn has spoken.
>Oogies shall now be granted free top hats.
No.9980
Anonymous
>>9970
She understands Tessa, but will be attempting to cuntblock her and pair her up with a Normal human boy who autistic just like her
No.9981
Anonymous
Replies:>>9987>>9988
>>9957
How about Patrick warburton Bugretta instead I think that would be really funny
No.9982
Anonymous
Replies:>>9984
Image:172090260191.png(126kB, 874x748)6a64ed06a2e96a1b303d26982eb6637d.png
>>9975
>Doll and a therapist
A winning combination.
No.9983
Anonymous
>>9979
Do they wear them over the beanies? Also I wouldn’t give them tophats, fancy culture is a bad influence on the Oogies and theyre going to just become as awful as the fancy people at the gala but more stupid and silly
No.9984
Anonymous
>>9982
>Ask her human therapist who actually a engineer to do therapy on her Aussie master
>He agree on the promise doll will be gentle tonight
>Doll smile on the agreement
No.9985
Anonymous
Replies:>>10003
>>9943
>At a school for snobby rich kids, Tessa is doing terrible.
>The other kids originally thought she was weirdo, but now it has escalated to the point where they genuinely wondered if she was possessed. As many 'mysterious' accidents happened to those who tormented her.
>As one very nasty girl once shoved Tessa down while she was with her drones, and mocked her for not having human friends.
>The next day, the girl's house caught on fire. It was stated to be from faulty wiring, but who can ignore that it happened the after she bullied Tessa?
No.9986
Anonymous
>>9967
Someone's mad he isn't an honorary oogi
No.9987
Anonymous
Replies:>>10005
Image:172090317544.jpg(19kB, 183x275)IMG_1759.jpeg
>>9981
>Yeah I uh don’t think so
>see buddy what you’ve walked into is my feeding time The one time a day I get to be by myself and consume the supply of rotten bananas and candy my Oogays bring to me
>and you’ve interrupted it. I can’t go back to it now my simple bug like brain has already forgotten all about it. Now look at me I’m turning red and I can feel my insides doing the Harlem shake, I’m about to explode over here
>thanks buddy you really.. made my day
No.9988
Anonymous
>>9981
but patrick stewart is uriel septim in oblivion
No.9989
Anonymous
Replies:>>9990>>10016
I just noticed that the booru doesn't have that image of different symbols for different "classes"
No.9990
Anonymous
Replies:>>9992
>>9989
Upload it then
No.9991
Anonymous
Replies:>>9994>>10000>>10084
I think I saw an oogi in my room last night. What do I do?
No.9992
Anonymous
Replies:>>9995>>10016
>>9990
I do not have it
No.9993
Anonymous
>>9946
>literal deus ex machina
Into the trash it goes
No.9994
Anonymous
>>9991
Gain the trust of its hive and you can build your own personal army.
No.9995
Anonymous
>>9992
Then you better go find it
No.9999
Anonymous
Replies:>>10001
Image:172090741100.gif(2.71MB, 811x811)elferact.gif
Elf get
No.10000
Anonymous
>>9991
Burn the house down, make sure all the exits amd crevices are closed up. None will escape.
No.10001
Anonymous
Replies:>>10002>>10004>>10006
>>9999
>You Gained Elf!
>Elf Added To Inventory
What do I even do with this?
No.10002
Anonymous
>>10001
>Value: 0
>Weight: 120
No.10003
Anonymous
>>9985
So Doll is Tessa’s stand?
No.10004
Anonymous
>>10001
Wife.
No.10005
Anonymous
>>9987
Kek
No.10006
Anonymous
>>10001
Advantage on luck rolls, but your difficulty is locked to max
No.10007
Anonymous
Replies:>>10009>>10010>>10011>>10024
Image:172090784786.png(213kB, 1000x1300)171761384438.png
Wait, what do you mean we've already made 10,000 posts here? Holy shit.
No.10009
Anonymous
>>10007
MD autism is STRONG
No.10010
Anonymous
>>10007
Autism.
No.10011
Anonymous
>>10007
It's strange isn't it? Despite there being about I predict 30-60 of us, we still manage
No.10012
Anonymous
Replies:>>10014>>10015
Image:172090836824.png(752kB, 1866x1080)Map is going well.PNG
Hello, look at my little map I'm still doing for my little AU, not a lot of advancements, but I made it look a lot prettier.
No.10014
Anonymous
Replies:>>10017
>>10012
What AU is this for?
No.10015
Anonymous
Replies:>>10017
>>10012
What even is this AU?
No.10016
Anonymous
Replies:>>10018>>10019>>10023
Image:172090883395.png(381kB, 6099x1624)No I'm totally not copying FGO's Foreigner class.png
>>9989
>>9992
Hai
Was just about to head to sleep when I saw this.
No.10017
Anonymous
>>10014
>>10015
I still need to write a lot about it, but here is the main idea >>4346
No.10018
Anonymous
Replies:>>10021>>10022
>>10016
How would this translate to the Murder Drones RPG?
No.10019
Anonymous
Replies:>>10020
>>10016
What isthat left hand stuff anyway.
No.10020
Anonymous
>>10019
Stuff from Liam's earlier works.
No.10021
Anonymous
>>10018
They would probably just be enemy types
No.10022
Anonymous
Replies:>>10088
>>10018
>Playable
Human
Worker Drone
War Machine
Murder Drone
>Enemy
Murder Drone
Mutant
Sentinel
Undead
Outsider
>Playable DLC
Alien
Left Hand
Undead
>Enemy DLC
Wildlife
Vegetation
Alien
Imitator
Left Hand
No.10023
Anonymous
>>10016
Thanks
No.10024
Anonymous
Replies:>>10025
>>10007
Believe it or not, 2/3s of those are Oogi
No.10025
Anonymous
Replies:>>10026
>>10024
Hey can you stop bitching?
No.10026
Anonymous
Replies:>>10028
>>10025
If people stopped bitching about things and instead dedicated that time to creating or posting something else to talk about or discuss it would be a whole lot better
No.10027
Anonymous
Replies:>>10043>>10051
BRO
TURN ON THE TV ANY CHANNEL
THEY JUST TRIED TO KILL PRESIDENT BUGRETTA GUYS
No.10028
Anonymous
Replies:>>10029>>10030
>>10026
It seems they've instead chosen to go down the falseflag route, truly pathetic
No.10029
Anonymous
>>10028
It might've just been a poorly timed post although you can never be too careful these days
No.10030
Anonymous
Replies:>>10031
>>10028
Anon do you know what falseflag even means?
No.10031
Anonymous
>>10030
Yes. I do. The Bugretta post might've been poorly timed but could be seen as one. Considering how we have an Anon complaining about Oogis then when told to stop complaining suddenly there appears a Oogi related post. Which if it was a falseflag could be used by the same Anon to prove a point on how "awful" or "out of control" it is
No.10032
Anonymous
Replies:>>10033>>10039
Image:172091350205.png(1.49MB, 2000x2650)1715831591283676.png
I want to fuck this drone
No.10033
Anonymous
Replies:>>10034
Image:172091373657.jpg(642kB, 1500x1500)N Has Entered The Real World.jpg
>>10032
I wish to fuck This Drone
No.10034
Anonymous
Replies:>>10035
>>10033
We need to make them real
No.10035
SolverMommy69
Replies:>>10037>>10038
>>10034
What An Excellent Idea Anon [GIGGLE]
No.10037
Anonymous
Image:172091397595.jpg(272kB, 2048x2048)1712283431770230.jpg
>>10035
Momento de Cyn
No.10038
Anonymous
>>10035
I will fuck you so hard you will not even remember who you are
No.10039
Anonymous
Replies:>>10040>>10048
Image:172091402211.png(176kB, 1092x2384)0990913f7070b74fe804c9f257fe7d32.png
>>10032
I want to make this drone feel loved (by fucking her)
No.10040
Anonymous
Replies:>>10042
>>10039
We need to make them real now, I have a plan, it involves money and schizophrenia
No.10042
Anonymous
Replies:>>10045
>>10040
Okay what's the next step)
No.10043
Anonymous
>>10027
how is this how I found out there was an assassination attempt I fucking hate it here
No.10044
Anonymous
Replies:>>10046>>10052>>10103>>10382
Image:172091449980.png(665kB, 761x1300)Dark mechanics cyn.png
It's done
No.10045
Anonymous
Replies:>>10047
>>10042
We get self induced schizophrenia and we do as we are commanded to create them
No.10046
Anonymous
Replies:>>10245
>>10044
I WILL FUCK HER
No.10047
Anonymous
>>10045
I dunno, the brain worms that let me imagine drones are telling me it's impossible unless the Solver itself makes an offer.
No.10048
Anonymous
Replies:>>10050
Image:172091629597.png(413kB, 620x739)YAngie.png
>>10039
please never post my old art ever again, IT BURNS
No.10049
Anonymous
Replies:>>10054>>10089
Image:172091688564.png(569kB, 2000x1195)Illustration16.png
No.10050
Anonymous
>>10048
Make more new art to bury it under.
No.10051
Anonymous
Replies:>>10053>>10056
>>10027
I thought this was a shitty joke, I can't believe this is how I learn about an actual Assassination attempt. What the fuck
No.10052
Anonymous
>>10044
I really admire how cleanly made this looks, I know I would have messed up at some point and had to erase it, good work this looks NICE
No.10053
Anonymous
Replies:>>10055
>>10051
wait what
No.10054
Anonymous
Image:172091842382.jpg(33kB, 426x650)Spoiler image
>>10049
Based
Now all we need is Khan to drop some Doorman Dick off in N's twinkbot ass
No.10055
Anonymous
>>10053
Yeah one shooter dead, one wounded, one killed, and Trump injured
No.10056
Anonymous
Replies:>>10090
>>10051
What are you on about. I'm not american and even know about JFK.
>Check /pol/ just in case
>There was an attempt on Trump's life
Oh shit. There's a thread about it and some people are trying to funpost it to oblivion even though it is stickied.
No.10057
Anonymous
Replies:>>10058>>10062
How does Alice feel about these current events?
No.10058
Anonymous
Replies:>>10059>>10090
>>10057
she's fugging dead bro
No.10059
Anonymous
Replies:>>10090
>>10058
Not in my headcanon
No.10060
Anonymous
Replies:>>10061>>10063>>10064>>10065>>10066
Image:172092019064.png(108kB, 1003x720)theonlythingtogetmetodrawOogisisapolictcalassassination.png
BREAKING NEWS: Shots fired during President Bugrettas speech. The Failed assassination took place during one of Bugrettas speeches in the thread, when suddenly several loud shots could be heard. Bugretta was quickly rushed out by her team of secret service Oogis after only minor injuries and is currently resting in the hive receiving "plenty of huggies and kissies until the hurt goes 'way"
The shooter has been identified as local Enntremist "doggylover24" and is currently spending time in the sorry box until further notice
No.10061
Anonymous
>>10060
Doggylover24 was fucking framed this is clearly a coverup by the CynIA, Vice President Cyntipede just wants to gain political power
No.10062
Anonymous
Image:172092034613.png(565kB, 929x929)Alice.png
>>10057
>"Huh? I don't care one whit about that puffed-up city slicker, the government ain't mean a thing out here anyway. Now c'mere, Anon, Beau needs a li'l sister."
No.10063
Anonymous
>>10060
around N's.....
No.10064
Anonymous
Trump used his Solver to deflect the bullet.

>>10060
It only took an assassination attempt at a presidental candidate to get more bugretta art.
No.10065
Anonymous
Image:172092060108.jpg(8kB, 275x183)the second bus.jpg
>>10060
pls draw boogi getting notified of the second tower getting hit
No.10066
Anonymous
Replies:>>10067>>10069>>10070
Image:172092116917.png(62kB, 941x576)yousayJohniscanonicallydeadIwillstabyou.png
>>10060
Sadly there was one civilian casualty due to the shooting
No.10067
Anonymous
>>10066
Cant believe John is dead. 100%. You will never be able to talk about John again because he died at a Bugretta rally, so sad
No.10068
Anonymous
Replies:>>10071
Image:172092161842.png(430kB, 1500x2250)femdrone (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by vicious_fiend - 9e0e13172807cdf766b469df10a68501.png
Why did she do it?
No.10069
Anonymous
Image:172092181950.png(17kB, 899x617)jahnlives.png
>>10066
No.10070
Anonymous
>>10066
That's what he deserves for being a filthy Enn supporter
No.10071
Anonymous
>>10068
Boogi was making laws against the mistreatment of N
No.10072
Anonymous
Replies:>>10073>>10092
Image:172092209426.png(83kB, 310x308)1708290454119459.png
So this is how I find out
No.10073
I was surprised too
>>10072
There has to be a Drone version of pic
No.10074
Anonymous
WD Y be like "Ward save lmao".
No.10075
Anonymous
>Bugretta gets shot in the ear
>The world realizes bugrettas have ears
No.10077
Anonymous
Replies:>>10078
Image:172092399688.jpg(1.98MB, 2998x1947)20240714_042402.jpg
>>9749
Fucked up a paper for a bit
No.10078
Anonymous
Replies:>>10079>>10081
>>10077
>>10077
BOOBS?!
No.10079
Anonymous
Replies:>>10080>>10082
Image:172092426388.png(63kB, 322x302)boob.png
>>10078
Boobs.
No.10080
Anonymous
Replies:>>10083
>>10079
I can't believe Uzi is wearing a bra under her jacket
No.10081
Anonymous
>>10078
Tits
No.10082
Anonymous
Image:172092482833.png(897kB, 3840x2160)Season 1 Promo Art.png
>>10079
Boobs
No.10083
Anonymous
Replies:>>10085>>10086>>10098>>10100
>>10080
>Tessa and the female drones going bra-shopping
No.10084
Anonymous
Image:172092496692.jpg(35kB, 515x536)1685006124989.jpg
>>9991
Give her one of these.
No.10085
Anonymous
>>10083
You mean Tessa going bra shopping while some of her drones 'convince' the other people to leave the area.
No.10086
Anonymous
>>10083
All of them? That’s quite the crowded shop
No.10088
Anonymous
>>10022
Damn I wish I can play as a sapient deathclaw
No.10089
Anonymous
>>10049
Should have use the crab form for the funny
No.10090
Anonymous
Replies:>>10091
Image:172092663325.jpg(57kB, 736x736)91bc71dd78db8a9dee71efaca3ad51e4.jpg
>>10056
I saw the bugretta post first but only realied later what happened, anyways I posted pic rel Alice in that thread and anons did say they want to fug her •~•
>>10058
She is not, that's not subjective, it is a proven fact.
>>10059
You don't even need to headcanon (cept if you want her actually doing anything again) to have Alice be alive. They didn't intend iz probably, seeing their attitude, but they built this world and established the lore and technicalities, according to which Alice is alive.
No.10091
Anonymous
Replies:>>10094>>10096
Image:172092680402.jpg(80kB, 1000x1000)(you).jpg
>>10090
>I saw the bugretta post first but only realied later what happened
>I saw the bugretta post first but only realied later what happened
>I saw the bugretta post first but only realied later what happened
AHAHHAHAHA
A HAHAHAHAHA
IMAGINE THIS BEING HOW YOU FIND OUT
No.10092
Anonymous
Replies:>>10095
>>10072
Same here. Isn’t it kind of weird to make a Oogi version of that incident?
No.10093
Anonymous
Image:172092687292.png(952kB, 1360x768)171366627006.png
She is so cute bros
No.10094
Anonymous
Replies:>>10097
>>10091
Some people aren’t watching the news much compared to others, anon. Not sure how this is funny to you.
No.10095
Anonymous
>>10092
It's connected to an old inside Joke about a Bugretta becoming President and then it was brought back up again recently with the debates with the Bugretta being the Trump stand-in. So it makes sense it would all loop back to here
No.10096
Anonymous
>>10091
I'mn t American anon, gow would I know? I heard it cause I was zold it physically, I was gonna draw Alice, when bro said they tried to shoot Trump. Hadn't i herad of it I eould have been able to finish one, but it wasn't meant to bee
No.10097
Anonymous
>>10094
There is something insanely bizarre about an Oogi post being how you find out about a presidential assassination
No.10098
Anonymous
Image:172092726595.jpg(1.37MB, 3227x4096)FsdbAg6XgAAKku-.jpeg
>>10083
>Tessa already knows what she wants from the get-go and ends up spending most of the trip trying to convince her companions to try on whatever catches her eye
>Uzi spends the entire time complaining about having to play dress-up & how "dumb" the whole shopping trip is while secretly trying to sneak off with an extra-padded bra of her own
>V doesn't bother wearing bra's so she instead spends the entire time trying on tops & scarfs in between offering snide comments regarding the styles donned by her companions (mostly Uzi)
>J without a doubt has the most fun during the trip, trying out a wide selection of assorted lingerie and ultimately buying more for herself than everyone else combined
No.10100
Anonymous
>>10083
>Uzi tries to convince them to go to Hot Topic, J is horrified
>They are forced to go home earlier as J and Uzi's fight causes the mall to evacuate
No.10101
Anonymous
Replies:>>10102>>10104
Image:172092799374.jpg(303kB, 2048x1536)F5gxLjbW0AAF9QZ.jpg
>>9969
I honestly don't see the actual appeal at this point. It was a fascinating thread novelty back in march, but honestly wore out it's welcome even before the spam issue.
>>9977
if the name wasn't a corruption of Uzi's, most would think that oogi was a troll/spam character completely unrelated to Murder Drones. bugretta is even less connected, considering its a corruption of a thread OC.
>>9968
>if I can't spam my glorified fluffy shit in every single thread, I will die
No.10102
Anonymous
Replies:>>10126
>>10101
Haha this guy went from whining in the trash thread to come whine in here
No.10103
Anonymous
Replies:>>10105
>>10044
SEX
No.10104
Anonymous
Replies:>>10126
>>10101
Go back to /trash/ you loser
No.10105
Anonymous
>>10103
It's very much sex
No.10106
Anonymous
Replies:>>10107>>10109
Image:172092843174.jpg(23kB, 828x460)1714272678248256.jpg
JCJ stocks will go through the floor now
No.10107
Jay Cornwallis Jenson
Replies:>>10108
>>10106
NOOO MY BRAND!
No.10108
Anonymous
>>10107
Come out today, eat some corn, or we will sacrifice your worker drone
AAAAAAAAAAA
No.10109
Anonymous
Replies:>>10110
>>10106
Gone Guruyoutube thumb
No.10110
Anonymous
Replies:>>10111
>>10109
...what?
No.10111
Anonymous
Replies:>>10112
>>10110
You wouldnt get it
No.10112
Anonymous
>>10111
I obviously didn't
No.10113
Anonymous
Replies:>>10114>>10115>>10117
Hey I'm going to Solver Borger, what do you want?
No.10114
Anonymous
>>10113
A bagel
No.10115
Anonymous
Replies:>>10116>>10125
Image:172092929756.jpg(9kB, 206x245)brainrot.jpg
>>10113
Two oogis on a stick
One large Bugretta Burger
An enn with extra dip
An Alpha
Two Cyntipedes
one with an V-cat
and a large soda
No.10116
Anonymous
>>10115
Anon I said I was going to Solver Borger not some fucking Chinese Witches Grotto in the woods. Retard. You get nothing
No.10117
Anonymous
Replies:>>10124
>>10113
>The “She wanted to order meme”, but it’s Anon’s face right next to R(osie)’s pronounced rump as she sticks out the window.
No.10118
Anonymous
Replies:>>10119>>10120
Image:172092951360.png(134kB, 1019x858)Emily Plushie.png
hug the plush
No.10119
Anonymous
>>10118
No.
No.10120
Anonymous
>>10118
Yes.
No.10121
Anonymous
Replies:>>10122>>10123>>10127>>10129>>10146
>Your OC is now real
>If you have multiple they all become real
>If you have none then the one you like is real or just one you talked about
How fucked are you?
No.10122
Anonymous
>>10121
Not at all, most of my OCs are pretty calm, like to have fun, and are not psychopaths, well one will see me most of the time and push me to do everything I have to do in my day, no slacking off, first work, then you can rest and drink something.
No.10123
Anonymous
Image:172093017394.png(123kB, 506x858)Spoiler image
>>10121
I think I'll be ok.
No.10124
Anonymous
>>10117
NEED
No.10125
Anonymous
>>10115
Are you the same bloke who tried ordering Bugretta on a stick several weeks back? We took pics of your license plate number and have already forwarded it to the authorities
https://vocaroo.com/1kPZKIjiMFtf
No.10126
Anonymous
Replies:>>10128>>10132
>>10102
>>10104
I haven't been on trash in two days, is there some other sperg acting up?
No.10127
Anonymous
>>10121
My house is going to be a mess but I'll probably be fine in the long-term.
No.10128
Anonymous
Replies:>>10130
>>10126
Yes but it seems to have passed right now.
No.10129
Anonymous
Replies:>>10146
Image:172093049314.jpg(769kB, 2600x2045)E-Stars FULL COLLECTION.jpg
>>10121
>All of the Es
>The Labor Bots
>and now the Monstrosities
WHAT HAVE I DONE-
No.10130
Anonymous
Replies:>>10132
>>10128
good, was sick of the oogi spam
No.10131
Anonymous
>10130
Oh it's you. Dude just fuck off
No.10132
Anonymous
Replies:>>10136
>>10126
>>10130
Man could you get more obvious
No.10133
Anonymous
Replies:>>10135>>10145
Image:172093057545.png(381kB, 1000x746)Liam saves da day.png
Liam you son of a bitch
No.10134
Anonymous
Replies:>>10155
>Trash thread is ending might as well start it back up again here
Why are you like this Oogisperg anon, why not try therapy or something
No.10135
Anonymous
Replies:>>10137
>>10133
I don't get it
No.10136
Anonymous
>>10132
If we got the annoying guy calling Switch Anon Droneanon banned, can we get this guy too? I don't like sounding like a faggot but this guy is just an asshole through and through. He brings nothing to the threads but his bullshit
No.10137
Anonymous
Replies:>>10142>>10159
Image:172093070668.png(210kB, 578x435)reference.png
>>10135
Nta
No.10138
Anonymous
Replies:>>10139>>10141>>10143>>10144>>10149>>10152>>10234
Image:172093073797.png(1.55MB, 2228x3000)smooch times two.png
Shit this out tonight.
No.10139
Anonymous
>>10138
Youre alive?!
Holy shit I love you cool art
No.10140
Anonymous
>>9944
red flag indeed
No.10141
Anonymous
>>10138
Aw cute
No.10142
Anonymous
>>10137
What in the fuck haha
No.10143
Anonymous
>>10138
That's cute
No.10144
Anonymous
>>10138
Splendid piece!
No.10145
Anonymous
>>10133
Kek
No.10146
Anonymous
Replies:>>10147
>>10121
Ah shit, I've got a bit of a stable.
The only two I really need to worry about are Melody and Lilah. Lilah probably isn't arbitrarily obsessed with (Me), but Melody imprints on sight.

>>10129
The E army should protect you, at least.
No.10147
Anonymous
Replies:>>10148
>>10146
Those names ring a bell to me, maybe I'm confusing the names with some that are pretty similar, I'm not good with names, so can you show us your OCs?
No.10148
Anonymous
Replies:>>10151
Image:172093131024.png(115kB, 1198x1835)Malpractice.png
>>10147
Melody's the Bond Drone, her story's here. https://dronebooru.co/posts/2391
Lilah's the surgeon DD from the attached story.
No.10149
Anonymous
>>10138
Wholesome
No.10150
Anonymous
Image:172093140246.png(6kB, 206x27)please.png
Yo guys, we've been hanging on the 190s of these for a while now
Let's get to 200
Get to it fucking fags
No.10151
Anonymous
>>10148
Oh neat, will read, thanks
No.10152
Anonymous
>>10138
>Uzi acting flirty by downplaying the implied explicitness of her striptease
>N being absolutely overwhelmed by two mouths competing to smooch his own
>After a thorough three-way make-out match the nullplay/clanging can finally commence
God I love how you draw these goobers
No.10153
Anonymous
Murder Drones but everyone in Outpost-3 are Labor Bots
No.10154
Anonymous
Replies:>>10163
Image:172093217610.png(702kB, 966x806)CynNo2.png
No.10155
Anonymous
Replies:>>10157>>10158>>10160
Image:172093220046.jpg(432kB, 2142x1848)20240421_185804.jpg
>>10134
Anon just because people dont like something doesnt mean they are all the same person
No.10157
Anonymous
Replies:>>10162
>>10155
you gotta hit the nsfw button, son.
No.10158
Anonymous
Replies:>>10162>>10165>>10170
>>10155
No he's right. It quite literally is the same person. Check the /trash/ thread.
No.10159
Anonymous
Replies:>>10161>>10231
Image:172093248713.png(1,010kB, 1068x732)boogidown.png
>>10137
NTA
Slight edit
No.10160
Anonymous
Replies:>>10162>>10170
>>10155
Ha Oogisperg didnt NSFW tag right, enjoy the Vacation tourist
No.10161
Anonymous
>>10159
God bless Bugretta
No.10162
Anonymous
Replies:>>10164
>>10157
>>10158
>>10160
Can you guys ignore this? I was not going to say anything but is getting annoying, start talking about how much you want to fuck a specific drone or something
No.10163
Anonymous
>>10154
No sex
No.10164
Anonymous
Replies:>>10166
Image:172093282767.png(659kB, 2000x2121)Nun Beretta .png
>>10162
I'm trusting that you're not them and are posting this in good faith. Now then, what Drone do I wish to fuck? This one
No.10165
Anonymous
Image:172093300438.jpg(451kB, 1700x2286)20240708_115924.jpg
>>10158
I dont vist the trash thread, perhaps the guy on the trash thread is the same guy
No.10166
Anonymous
Replies:>>10167
>>10164
I'm not any of them, and why Beretta? Like for real, why her? I'm not asking in a mean way
No.10167
Anonymous
Replies:>>10168
>>10166
One, she's cute. Two, she may be a tiny bit crazy but is the least likely to murder me out of any other character. Three, she's a nerd and shares similar interests with me. Lastly, I like blonde girls
No.10168
Anonymous
Replies:>>10169
>>10167
There are a few that won't murder you if we go to OC territory, and blondes? Everyone knows redheads are better, sadly there is no OC redhead that I find attractive, one can only dream
No.10169
Anonymous
Replies:>>10171
>>10168
Then perhaps it's time to create one?
No.10170
Anonymous
Replies:>>10172
Image:172093359465.png(82kB, 442x365)1691459495440999.png
>>10158
>>10160
>every single anon who doesn't my fluffy spam is the same anon
>has the gall to call everyone else schizo
feels like pre-episode 7 threads. now all we need is the oogi spammer to return
No.10171
Anonymous
>>10169
I'm not good at drawing, I can't create a hot redhead drone
No.10172
Anonymous
Replies:>>10173>>10184
>>10170
You are literally the only one here referring to it as fluffy or spam. Stop being so obvious and fuck off
No.10173
Anonymous
Replies:>>10184
>>10172
I think he's just attention whoring at this point, please just ignore him
No.10174
Anonymous
Replies:>>10175
Wait, are there any redhead drones besides "O"?
No.10175
Anonymous
Replies:>>10176
>>10174
There was one named Abbey I believe that was obsessed with guns
No.10176
Anonymous
Replies:>>10177
>>10175
I meant a redhead like with orange hair, not a literal redhead
No.10177
Anonymous
Replies:>>10178
>>10176
The answer is no then. It's disappointing, honestly I want an Irish Drone girl
No.10178
Anonymous
Replies:>>10179
>>10177
I know this is an already existing character, but if we joined forces I think we could gaslight enough people to think SD D always had orange hair and not black
No.10179
Anonymous
Replies:>>10180>>10181
>>10178
We have an SD-D?
No.10180
Anonymous
Replies:>>10181
>>10179
Of course we do Anon, she's a cute redhead!
No.10181
Anonymous
Replies:>>10184>>10203
Image:172093528397.png(550kB, 2480x3000)SD D.png
>>10179
Yes yes
>>10180
Correct! The only drawings we have are colorless, but you can say orange is closer to white than black
No.10182
Anonymous
Replies:>>10183
Me When I Read Shaman Village Lore:youtube thumb are there any version of this but with DD
No.10183
Anonymous
>>10182
There was, but I lost it.
No.10184
Anonymous
Replies:>>10185>>10186>>10189>>10204
Image:172093580993.png(29kB, 841x852)Spoiler image
>>10172
>>10173
>i'm totally not samefagging, everyone else is samefagging!
the spammer did this too, you know
>>10181
love her, need more scots droen
No.10185
Anonymous
>>10184
Dude. Turn off the computer and walk away, why are you still continuing this?
No.10186
Anonymous
>>10184
Is Jane a red head?
No.10188
Anonymous
Replies:>>10190
Image:172093644359.jpg(151kB, 1280x1280)1714201500495339.jpg
They are going to kill themselves doing this
No.10189
Anonymous
Replies:>>10191
>>10184
>picrel
>Jane gives boxes to a number of male drone thread characters, except for SD-P. (SD-H, SD-I, SD-Incinerator, E(verest), Group 6A SD-H, etc)
No.10190
Anonymous
Replies:>>10192>>10197
>>10188
Nah, they'll be fine....OH MY GOD WATCH OUT FOR THAT SEMEN TANKER!
No.10191
Anonymous
>>10189
She will never get an answer
No.10192
Anonymous
Replies:>>10194
>>10190
They crashed... Everyone is okay, it's just very disgusting, at least there are no more problems
No.10194
Anonymous
>>10192
Oh no! The truck full of self powered heaters is going to crash!
No.10197
Anonymous
>>10190
Help is here, thank goodness.

Wait, why are they just on their knees in front of it with their arms out? It’s going to explode!
No.10198
Anonymous
Replies:>>10199>>10205
>>10195
You can't say that shit online bro, the feds gonna get you, they are going to take your drones away too
No.10199
Anonymous
>>10198
Don't worry he'll be fine. We have a Cop Drone OC but not a Spook one
No.10202
Anonymous
Replies:>>10235>>10238
Image:172094028858.jpg(75kB, 1200x1200)1720158298251324.jpg
Doll
No.10203
Anonymous
>>10181
Cute
No.10204
Anonymous
>>10184
And what if I said would, what then
No.10205
Anonymous
Replies:>>10206
>>10198
Looks like the Glowies got to him. Rip
No.10206
Anonymous
>>10205
His Drone Gf/Bf was melted down too
No.10207
Anonymous
Replies:>>10208>>10209>>10213>>10215>>10217>>10237>>10390>>10392
I still think the idea of a human being being turned into a Drone in the most body-horror filled way possible is a cool one.
No.10208
Anonymous
Replies:>>10211>>10225
Image:172094328655.jpg(26kB, 278x417)1713108151716681.jpg
>>10207
No... it cant be. You cant still be here
No.10209
Anonymous
Replies:>>10211
>>10207
My God. He's back
No.10210
Anonymous
Replies:>>10212
>Failed assassination of tr- I mean President Bugretta
>Drone anon comes back
these are linked
No.10211
Anonymous
Image:172094417240.png(1.10MB, 2000x2000)4.png
>>10209
>>10208
He never left
No.10212
Anonymous
>>10210
It makes complete and total sense
No.10213
Anonymous
>>10207
Yeah imagine being stuck inside a weak pathetic robot body instead of a cool mech body
No.10214
Anonymous
Image:172094465498.jpg(190kB, 2048x1536)GSZOtq2WAAAJmVR.jpeg
The best ship in MD
No.10215
Anonymous
Replies:>>10216>>10223
>>10207
...............................it's been so long........................
No.10216
Anonymous
>>10215
Since I saw my son....
No.10217
Anonymous
Replies:>>10365>>10374
Image:172094550653.jpg(52kB, 850x762)GE3fwmRWMAAY_6A.jpg
>>10207
...anyways
No.10218
Anonymous
Replies:>>10220
Image:172094627116.jpg(283kB, 2000x1600)GSW01kNXEAA14y7.jpeg
No.10220
Anonymous
Image:172094628466.jpg(459kB, 2000x1600)GSW01ltXIAAevfG.jpeg
>>10218
No.10221
Anonymous
Replies:>>10241>>10243
Image:172094633993.jpg(290kB, 1626x2048)GSangFUXgAAvmbr.jpeg
No.10222
Anonymous
Image:172094637093.jpg(185kB, 649x763)1695262946249384.jpg
>>10219
No.10223
Anonymous
Replies:>>10224
>>10215
dunno which way you want n it but this makes sense cause purple guy speingtap
No.10224
Anonymous
>>10223 (me)
*meant not want n
autocorrect
im half asleep
No.10225
Anonymous
Image:172094979090.png(7kB, 248x146)1720032470157076.png
>>10208
>10207
Just for that, they're not getting cookies.
Nor another entry into the thing they kept pestering me about last October/November.
No.10226
Anonymous
Replies:>>10227
Image:172095493586.png(1.29MB, 1056x1744)172082256258.png
The Emo
No.10227
Anonymous
Replies:>>10233>>10316
>>10226
YAnon this is the 8th time you've shown this image in class. The assignment was to write a greentext about Phi or literally anyone
No.10228
Anonymous
Replies:>>10229
Image:172095937073.png(21kB, 797x438)1709303766852.png
>Sitting down with your bugretta
>You have flipped her on her back and are rubbing her tummy gently
>She is happy and relaxed
>The oogies harrumph
>That night a group of oogies decide they can do the same thing too, if not better
>They enter bugretta's chamber
>She is sleeping
>They try to push her to the side but can't. They only wake her up
>They start smashing into her, hurting her side
>They manage to flip her
>Bugretta is crying
>The oogies climb onto her and try petting her to make it better
>Between their panic and their stupidity they decide that the putting more force to the petting produces better results
>They hit and rub bugretta's tummy raw
>The rest of the hive bursts into the chamber
>They seize the radicals and pull their limbs off in their fury
>They try to console bugretta and roll her backside up again
>The poor creature is made to lie on it's hurt belly and it cries from the pain
>The oogies are too stupid to understand what they did and they stuff her with food instead
No.10229
Anonymous
Replies:>>10230>>10232>>10256>>10278
>>10228
Yeah I hate it still. It's too abusive and mean
No.10230
Anonymous
Replies:>>10232>>10256>>10278
>>10229
Yeah Oogis are not that stupid let alone are they like that with Bugretta's. Them being annoyed by being pampered was in the sense like a cat being annoyed by it or like someone dealing with helicopter parents
No.10231
Anonymous
>>10159
OG here, nice fucking edit lol
No.10232
Anonymous
>>10229
>>10230
I think this a great addition to the lore.
No.10233
Anonymous
>>10227
He isn't creative enough for this.
No.10234
Anonymous
>>10138
Cute
No.10235
Anonymous
Replies:>>10236
>>10202
SEX
No.10236
Anonymous
>>10235
How much?
No.10237
Anonymous
Replies:>>10328
>>10207
Perhaps you should finish writing about Harper instead of entertaining old ideas?
No.10238
Anonymous
Replies:>>10239>>10240>>10242
>>10202
How big is his adapter?
No.10239
Anonymous
>>10238
one potato
No.10240
Anonymous
Replies:>>10249
>>10238
Not that big, maybe 12 centimeters, but still good, he is a good boy that will still fuck the shit out of you
No.10241
Anonymous
>>10221
she need a more realistic ass
No.10242
Anonymous
>>10238
Depend if fem!therapyanon can handle the girth
No.10243
Anonymous
>>10221
Fucking worth it man
No.10244
Anonymous
Replies:>>10247>>10248
>Deployed in a cold climate
>Freezing because the company skimped on personel accomodations
>Sleeping in your underwear with Tessa in the same sleeping bag, your bare skins touching and warming eachother up
>It is a bedevilled cold nonetheless
>"Stop moving so much." you tell her
>"I can't get comfortable."
>"Your nipples are scrapping against me."
>"And your donger is poking me."
>"Because you keep rubbing against me!"
>You are both frustrated
>Tessa sighs
>There's only way to stop your dick from poking her
>"Oi. Wanna have a go."
>The two of you are fuckbuddies in addition to coworkers and sex is a way to get warmer
>"Yeah okay. Don't tear my napsack
>She guides your dick to her hole and you plug yourself in
>You pump as much as the sleeping bag allows
>From the outside you look like a two-headed pulsating maggot
>It is kinda lousy but you get into it enough to start kissing Tessa through your balaklavas
>"I wonder if our mouths will freeze together if we kissed" she says
>She pushes her hand out through the opening between your necks and pulls down her face cover, then yours
>You share a kiss as you climax
>Instead of using your hand, you wipe your mouth on the company-provided pillow before grinding your face against it to raise your face cover
>You fight on occassion, but you always want to be together at work and apply for assignments together
>You tell yourself that it is convenient to have someone you know as a partner and a roomie but the truth is that you love this woman
No.10245
Anonymous
Image:172097120460.jpg(361kB, 1528x2161)Sting Harkonnen hd.jpg
>>10046
>I WILL FUCK HER
No.10246
Anonymous
are there whimsical wizards/warlocks in the MD universe?
No.10247
Anonymous
Replies:>>10270
>>10244
Can you do a greentext of Tessa raping (You) I want to see myself getting dominated by her
No.10248
Anonymous
Replies:>>10270
>>10244
>Tessa stares in disgust at anon who is obviously having a wet dream about her.(He’s moaning her name)
>Tessa “accidentally” turns on the gas and shuts off the carbon monoxide alarm.
No.10249
Anonymous
>>10240
thank you for this information, the transaction will be delivered in 3 working days
No.10251
Anonymous
Replies:>>10252>>10254>>10255>>10265
Image:172097541341.png(361kB, 1000x1066)Spoiler image
A quick doodl of tessa and n fucking
No.10252
Anonymous
>>10251
Human uzi and vampire N sex?
No.10254
Anonymous
Image:172097732624.png(323kB, 1152x2048)GPu7WNvaoAAMb98.png
>>10251
He Tessa favorite drone
No.10255
Anonymous
>>10251
Based Tessa sexo!
>Uzi and J watch in horror from the sidelines
No.10256
Anonymous
Replies:>>10257
>>10229
>>10230
It explains why Bugrettas always prefer humans over Oogis
No.10257
Anonymous
>>10256
I wonder the past bugretta use humans as the oogis
No.10258
Anonymous
Replies:>>10259>>10260>>10262>>10513
>Be Anon.
>Have a job that you like doing and pays well, a house, a car and most important of all - a loving wife and she's named Marcy.
>She's different from what people would expect from you. She's not hunan but a drone.
>People and your oarents give you crap about being with a drone but you don't care - you love her from the bottom of your heart and she loves you from the bottom of her core.
>Other than that, life is fairly normal with one exception...
>You close the door behind you and turn the lock, take off your jacket and shoes and put on a pair of slippers.
>From the hallway you can hear a kids cartoon playing from the living room. Marcy must be with the kids.
>You enter the living room and see her with your kids, pillbabies to be precise, watching the TV. And there's seven of them, three boys and four girls.
>Marcy notices you and her expression brightens. The pillbabies let your excited beeps in your presence.

>"Anon! Mah sweetbuns!"

>Marcy puts the two pillbabies off her lap and onto the couch. She then jumps in your arms as the two of you hug.

>"Why did yeh come this late? I was getting lonelyh and so did the kids..."
"Sorry, sorry. Lotta work today and I couldn't call you."

>You rub the back of her head as she sighs. She then takes her face out of your chest and looks you in the eyes.

>"I was wonderin'...what if we add another little one to our family so that ah won't be feelin' alone?

>Oh man. This is what you meant by the exception. Marcy is very...proactive with wanting children. She wants to be a mom so you granted her wish but she wants a big family...which is how you ended with 7 pillbabies.

"Marcy, honey. We already have much kids, I'm not sure about this..."

>Marcy gives you a sad face as she looks at you with puppy eyes. You then feel her hands lower down to your waist as she gropes your buttocks and cups your crotch.
>Every time you said you didn't want more kids she did stuff like this to get you into the mood. And god damn it, it works every single time. Her charm is irresistible.
>So after watching some cartoons with her and the kids, eating dinner she made for you which tastes a great as ever, and putting the kids to sleep, the two of you retreated to your bedroom and proceed to do the baby-making dance on the bed, her crying out your name in ecstasy as you gave your seed to be analysed by her DNA analyser.
>Thank god you soundproofed the bedroom, you would very much keep the purity of your kids until they get old enough to understand what sex is.
>Three days later, she announces to you that she's pregnant with your child. Guess that's going to be eight kids now and the best thing about all this?
>You can't wait to add them to your family. You love your kids, all of them, even the one Marcy is currently carrying.
>Life is great and you wouldn't change it for anything.
No.10259
Anonymous
Replies:>>10262
Image:172097810945.png(2.58MB, 994x1645)e71b51545111c343e63dd60572498dec.png
>>10258
Picrel didn't get through for some reason.
No.10260
Anonymous
Replies:>>10263>>10264>>10279
>>10258
Holy shit a Marcy greentext with a happy ending to boot?! Based! Almost makes up for the original greentext being unceremoniously abandoned
No.10262
Anonymous
>>10258
>>10259
Realistically speaking, how much kids would Marcy want to have with you since she loves being a mother so much?
No.10263
Anonymous
Replies:>>10279
>>10260
Such is the mark of an ADHD/dyspraxic autist.
Many greentexts lie abandoned in the literary graveyards. Never to see the light of day.


Oh sweet mercy there are so many of my own and they still haunt me to this day
No.10264
Anonymous
>>10260
Marcy's a favorite even though she doesn't show up too much.
It sucks, yeah. I was hoping for an epilogue of Anon getting unfrozen and them reuniting.
No.10265
Anonymous
>>10251
Now that I think about it, you haven't drawn Tessa in a while, this is nice
No.10266
Anonymous
Replies:>>10267>>10268>>10269>>10271>>10283>>10288>>10332
Show me how silly are you, I'm silly enough to work with this background music
A Silly Playlist For Silly Peopleyoutube thumb
No.10267
Anonymous
Replies:>>10268>>10273>>10274>>10285
>>10266
Quite silly, when I want to be. Helps me to focus as I'm painting right now
No.10268
Anonymous
Replies:>>10273>>10283
>>10267
>>10266
[SFM] Shrekophoneyoutube thumb
Forgot the link
No.10269
Anonymous
Replies:>>10273>>10283
>>10266
POSTAL Redux OST - Earthquakeyoutube thumb
No.10270
Anonymous
Replies:>>10290>>10297
Image:172098073287.jpg(1.19MB, 1304x6417)1502949307152.jpeg
>>10248
Our waifus would never take interest in us. They would find us boring or weird and vile.

>>10247
I have an idea but everything around me is too damn hot for me to do anything. Maybe later.
No.10271
Anonymous
Replies:>>10273
>>10266
If I stay up too long the silly voices try to make me write very silly stories.
Thankfully I usually pass out by then.
No.10272
Anonymous
Image:172098096532.jpg(36kB, 564x564)188a72e997dbb420f26fa46b33613508.jpg
>>9830
>>9833
Wow...my hearts fluttering, very cute scenarios.
No.10273
Anonymous
Replies:>>10276
>>10267
>>10268
That's good.
>>10269
That's a little schizophrenic, quite silly.
>>10271
What type of silly stories?
No.10274
Anonymous
Replies:>>10275>>10285
>>10267
Being silly helps you focus?
No.10275
Anonymous
>>10274
In the case of being an absolute below-room-temperature moron, yes.
No.10276
Anonymous
Replies:>>10277>>10283
>>10273
>What type of silly stories?
Mainly ones about Anon dying alone, unloved, and afraid.
I'm trying to branch away from only being able to write human-on-drone, but "overly sadistic and depressing" is the only branch I've found so far.
No.10277
Anonymous
Replies:>>10280
>>10276
Why not wholesome and cute, full of hope?
No.10278
Anonymous
Image:172098176770.jpg(105kB, 1079x564)1702970704544.jpg
>>10229
>>10230
Honestly i could believe it, i imagine being cucked for months straight by some fat bald monkey would drive anyone crazy
No.10279
Anonymous
Replies:>>10282>>10388
Image:172098186505.jpg(108kB, 884x1054)Tessa.jpg
>>10260
Just how much ceremony would have pleased you, exactly?
>>10263
I don't have ADHD faggot, I have a full time job which devours almost all of my time and energy. I also don't have dyspraxia, my trade demands a level of attention to detail and coordination 90% of people are completely incapable of.
No.10280
Anonymous
Replies:>>10281
>>10277
That's what I usually write, even when it sort of runs contrary to MD's actual tone. It's an odd compulsion of mine.
If I can make up people who explore made-up worlds and vividly imagine it all, even put it to paper, why would I want to burden them with meaningless suffering? We have enough of that here. But there's an issue to be had when there's a lack of strife.
No.10281
Anonymous
>>10280
I understand I guess, when I can't think of something with hope I normally throw a lot of suffering, sadness, and other things, that makes me think of hopeful things again, for some weird reason.
No.10282
Anonymous
Image:172098209669.gif(21kB, 366x297)172055465311.gif
>>10279
I was joking, but go off, anon. Sounds like you've had a rough day. Though I could be interpreting things incorrectly.
No.10283
Anonymous
>>10266
>>10268
>>10269
For silly music I suggest Napoleon XIV, the Toy Dolls, the Dave Brockie Experience and maybe Puscifer.

>>10276
Meshuggah and Pantera.
No.10284
Anonymous
Replies:>>10286>>10292>>10308>>10324>>10357>>10373>>10375>>10430>>10495
Image:172098245032.jpg(85kB, 736x736)Happy V.jpg
Hello Friends! Good afternoon.
Please tell me how are you doing? I want to know Friends, like always, I hope you are good, fine, excellent, I hope you feel good.
I was looking at some green and a question came to my mind, I do not know if I asked this before, but, What is the first and/or green you saw on these threads?
You can say one or the other, or both, Friend, but I want to know, and even tho you can say what was popular at the time it is interesting to look back and to see what type of things Friends were writing in the past. If you don't remember, say the earliest one you can remember.
I can't remember to be honest, I have a bad memory, but one of the earliest I can remember is one of those old Office AU ones, those are some good memories, they were really fun to read.
One more thing, what are you doing? I'm just working on a little hammer map, I like to make maps.
Now, TELL ME FRIEND, please.
No.10285
Anonymous
Replies:>>10286>>10287>>10295
>>10274
Being loose can help with concentration.


>>10267
Don't call drawing painting dumbass, they're two separate things.
No.10286
Anonymous
Replies:>>10289
>>10285
That might be the guy who painted the N/Uzi image a little while back.
>>10284
K-Delta's was the first I read.
No.10287
Anonymous
Replies:>>10291
>>10285
I wasn't referring to drawing, you dollop. I was actually painting. Painting minis, that is.
No.10288
Anonymous
>>10266
cabaret voltaire - hells home 02(live @ hacienda 1986)youtube thumb
No.10289
Anonymous
Image:172098288035.jpg(34kB, 564x673)Miad V cute.jpg
>>10286
>K-Delta's was the first I read.
I remember that Friend, I think I read it from a screenshot, it was a fun read! I wonder when it was written, I can't remember.
No.10290
Anonymous
>>10270
Great hope to read Tessa rape femdom greentext later
No.10291
Anonymous
Replies:>>10293
>>10287
That's just coloring, not painting. Don't lie about something you're not doing.
No.10292
Anonymous
Replies:>>10296
>>10284
Head hort. Body hot. Drawing of N railing Tessa made me think dark thoughts.
No.10293
Anonymous
Image:172098318457.jpg(94kB, 1289x864)1720646936019960.jpg
>>10291
Whatever you say anon.
No.10294
Anonymous
Replies:>>10298
>Y paints miniatures to relax
>Posts on plusdronechan to socialize a little
>Gets into an argument about painting
>She stops painting and now she is more annoyed than before
>Also her paints are drying because she left the pots open
No.10295
Anonymous
Replies:>>10306
>>10285
What do you mean "being loose"?
No.10296
Anonymous
Replies:>>10314
>>10292
I'm a little confused, Friend, I'm going to assume you have a fever and I hope you are taking care of yourself, and what thoughts are you speaking of?
No.10297
Anonymous
>>10270
I wonder Tessa also gonna trauma dump her childhood to (You)
No.10298
Anonymous
Replies:>>10304
Image:172098369330.jpg(202kB, 923x778)1715010344746727.jpg
>>10294
>mfw I'd just be male Y in another life.
Uh oh.
No.10299
Anonymous
Replies:>>10300>>10302>>10303
Image:172098381289.jpg(963kB, 2884x1792)IMG_20240715_030057.jpg
No.10300
Anonymous
Replies:>>10302>>10391
Image:172098383277.jpg(635kB, 2184x1552)IMG_20240715_030119.jpg
>>10299
No.10301
Anonymous
Replies:>>10305>>10312>>10317
How would your thread OC or OCs think of other thread OCs of your choice?
No.10302
Anonymous
>>10300
>>10299
Emily my beloved
No.10303
Anonymous
>>10299
What kind of debauchery would Satanist Emily rope you into?
No.10304
Anonymous
Replies:>>10316
>>10298
And I am Malina from Helltaker. Pay a little attention and you'll notice that all the fictional waifus' personalities exist irl as men. We're all a pussy away from being someone's Ithaca. Instead we're randos that nobody cares if we are distressed or crushed.
No.10305
Anonymous
>>10301
I can't choose, too many OCs to have an opinion
No.10306
Anonymous
>>10295
By meandering.
No.10307
Anonymous
Replies:>>10308>>10310
Good afternoon Smilefriend!
The first greentext I can distinctly remember seeing (outside of the numerous theories & speculations anons were coming up with) was that one about the maintenance guy who didn't know that the drones were using his 'handy skills' as an excuse for wireplay. As far as art I'm pretty sure the first I saw was picrel, although the first one I got to witness drop "live" was the one of Solver!Uzi getting ready to go feral on a pinned N
Right now I am unfortunately sick but it's nothing a few days of rest & relaxation won't fix. If I may ask which game(s) do you typically make maps for?
No.10308
Anonymous
Replies:>>10310
Image:172098508832.jpg(149kB, 828x827)IMG_1050.jpg
>>10284
>>10307(me)
I forgot to click the reply button. RIP
No.10310
Anonymous
Image:172098540245.jpg(193kB, 1536x2048)CasualV.jpg
>>10307
>>10308
Hello Friend!
I don't know if theories and speculations would count, unless you create a history with that, anyway, and I remember that one! It was so funny. Huh, never saw that one, interesting, but I remember the one you are mentioning!
I hope you get better soon, I got sick again some time again, I'm much better already of course, still with some cough. Garry's Mod, It has a lot to work for, because of Gamemodes and easily customizable sandbox, but other game I used to do maps for is Team Fortress 2, Deathrun maps to be exact, although I'm planning one now, since it has been a long time since I made one.
No.10312
Anonymous
Replies:>>10313
Image:172098560158.png(110kB, 649x848)Haruka sitting (transparent).png
>>10301
外国人は変です.
No.10313
Anonymous
Replies:>>10315
>>10312
Kowalski, translation
No.10314
Anonymous
Replies:>>10318
Image:172098571118.jpg(191kB, 2048x1920)d0321f29c8eed608d10faa994590beac.jpg
>>10296
I suffer from chronic headaches. They are often triggered by humidity or heat. The heat reached 108F today. My walls are radiating heat and my bedsheet feels like an electric blanket on my skin when I lie on it.

>what thoughts are you speaking of?
I understand that my reaction is silly. Tessa isn't real and I can't dictate to people what to draw or not. But it made me feel passed up and rejected, which I have experienced a lot irl. Not just romantically but professionally and socially as well. I feel I am getting a lot less from society than I put in. I feel deceived, alienated, taken advantage of and rejected. I am beginning to feel numb to behaviours that used to disgust me. This goes against my morals that people shouldn't have another's will imposed upon them and should earn what they have, but the numbness is spreading even to my sense of internal conflict. I think the sociopathic genes I inherited from my mother are making themselves dominant.
No.10315
Anonymous
Replies:>>10326
Image:172098576640.jpg(9kB, 250x350)Kowalski.jpeg
>>10313
>"Foreigners are weird.", sir.
No.10316
Anonymous
Image:172098578798.png(972kB, 1162x1459)20240620_203502.png
>>10227
I dont like writing
>>10304
Sad but true
No.10317
Anonymous
>>10301
Depends on how evil or good they are
>Good ones
>Sup
>Good but broken ones
>Therapy session
>Evil but broken
>Hug and redemption arc
>Just fucking evil
>Fight back
No.10318
Anonymous
Replies:>>10324
Image:172098627984.jpg(27kB, 482x528)V is an angel.jpg
>>10314
Oh, that's horrible! I suffer from migraines, so I kind of understand the pain. Mine are triggered by too much stress. That's so much, I'm in winter now, but when it's summer, it goes to 36°C maximum. I hope you have something to cool off, maybe some ice cream or cold beverage.
Why you say that? Everyone knows that. I understand now the silly part. I guess that is something everyone experience at moments in their life. That is normal feeling, but normally is just because of stress, not that actually happening. Those are normal feelings, but you have to stop those feelings going to your head, it's bad for the health and mental wellbeing, and most of the time is untrue. What are those behaviors? I think you are in a bad mental state Friend, those type of thoughts although being normal and nothing bad to have, I think in your case is having more space in your brain that it should have, beware of those feelings, they are not nice and can affect your life to the bad. That's not good, sociopathy does not help in life, it just makes it worse and more sad, emotions that sociopathy affects are needed to have a happy and nice life.
No.10319
Anonymous
Replies:>>10342>>10364
>>9896
>>9903
>>9943
Does this AU have a name?
No.10320
Anonymous
Replies:>>10321>>10329>>10330>>10336>>10351>>10361
Image:172098646396.png(724kB, 2007x2831)Untitled917_20240714154052.png
imma be real for a second dawg i’m sick and tired of the punchline being sex
No.10321
Anonymous
Replies:>>10322>>10323
>>10320
Better than the punchline being death
No.10322
Anonymous
Replies:>>10327
>>10321
I want you dead
No.10323
Anonymous
Replies:>>10327
>>10321
is that supposed to be directed at me specifically?
No.10324
Anonymous
Replies:>>10325>>10333>>10343>>10350>>10380
>>10284
>>10318
is there any process on this site that can auto hide this retards posts?
No.10325
Anonymous
Replies:>>10331
>>10324
is there any process on this site that can make you fuck off?
No.10326
Anonymous
>>10315
Kowalski, how do we beat the robot vampires?
No.10327
Anonymous
>>10322
damn
>>10323
no? why it would be?
No.10328
Anonymous
>>10237
Nobody likes that
No.10329
Anonymous
Image:172098680279.jpg(77kB, 890x1210)1713281632526275.jpg
>>10320
Too bad, the sex will continue
No.10330
Anonymous
Replies:>>10334
>>10320
What do you wish the punchline to be then?
No.10331
Anonymous
Replies:>>10340>>10343
>>10325
How about not spamming the threads with off-topic shit faggot? Isn't there a dozen other fag dens you can be doing this in?
No.10332
Anonymous
Replies:>>10335>>10339
Image:172098697661.gif(172kB, 419x506)1717280193419.gif
>>10266
As the Peach Blossoms (Nine Sols Soundtrack)youtube thumb
I've been listening to the entire soundtrack of this game, but the music that plays in the human processing plant truly lives rent free inside my head.
No.10333
Anonymous
>>10324
How do you want to die.
No.10334
Anonymous
Image:172098706017.png(1MB, 821x564)democracy will never be defeated.png
>>10330
>”democracy!”
No.10335
Anonymous
Replies:>>10337
>>10332
Never heard of it, interesting music, do you use this to write or draw?
No.10336
Anonymous
>>10320
>i’m sick and tired of the punchline being sex

>N gets shot
>Deranged Anon suggests plugging the hole with his "MASSIVE COCK", all while pelvic thrusting
>N just stares tiredly at the Anon as his regeneration closes the wound without issue
No.10337
Anonymous
Replies:>>10338
>>10335
I use it to think
No.10338
Anonymous
>>10337
Wait, people here think? I don't!
No.10339
Anonymous
Replies:>>10341
>>10332
Who is that in the gif?
No.10340
Anonymous
Replies:>>10347>>10385
Image:172098788182.png(1.17MB, 4096x2096)Untitled918_20240714161018.png
>>10331
i’m not him asshole, here’s a new drawing to prove it
No.10341
Anonymous
Replies:>>10344>>10345>>10348
>>10339
Her entire homeplanet is dead, consumed by a virus that has infected her entire race with no cure.
She's on a mega-structure spaceship that left with the last of her race, but everyone on it also has the virus.
And now the virus has mutated into an all assimilating fleshy mass that is slowly consuming the ship.
So she's decided to go out on her own terms by getting drugged out of her mind and partying until she dies.
No.10342
Anonymous
Replies:>>10356>>10367
>>10319
I would call it "The Anon desperately wishes he had people who love him unconditionally and beat up anyone who has ever been mean to him AU".
No.10343
Anonymous
Replies:>>10347
Image:172098863538.png(258kB, 440x343)what the hell are you talking about.png
>>10324
>>10331
>"off-topic shit"
>The first post prompts an entirely on-topic question about greentexts while the second post is in response to another anon bringing up health stuff
Protip: Acting like an angry dickhead doesn't make the posts/posters you don't like magically go away
No.10344
Anonymous
Image:172098883461.jpg(118kB, 1200x900)1612142836829.jpg
>>10341
Bruh
No.10345
Anonymous
Replies:>>10349
>>10341
Sound like dead space, what her name and what series she from?
No.10347
Anonymous
Replies:>>10360>>10368
>>10340
So this proves that you can...draw? Are you retarded?

>>10343
This fag spams every thread here, you want every receipt or something?
No.10348
Anonymous
>>10341
Uzi if she chose drugs instead of "saving the universe" pfff, weak
No.10349
Anonymous
Replies:>>10354
>>10345
Nameless background Solarian #4 from Nine Sols
No.10350
Anonymous
Replies:>>10352
Image:172098927447.jpg(5kB, 236x214)1712426851155467.jpg
>>10324
>Is there any process on this site that can auto hide this retards posts?
No.10351
Anonymous
Image:172098938830.jpg(388kB, 826x1247)Sexanddrugs.jpg
>>10320
So you're saying we need more drugs and rock n' roll?
No.10352
Anonymous
Replies:>>10353
>>10350
I hate people giving attention to bait, but I must say, mt. beast pointing at a noose is just so fucking funny to me, I don't know why
No.10353
Anonymous
Replies:>>10358
>>10352
Instead of calling him mister I called him mountain, I need to learn to write
No.10354
Anonymous
Replies:>>10355
Image:172098948556.jpg(59kB, 356x352)IMG_20240715_033131.jpg
>>10349
Thank you
No.10355
Anonymous
Image:172098955864.png(227kB, 1073x1280)dollipop.png
>>10354
I think you meant to post this
No.10356
Anonymous
>>10342
It's not a self insert au though.
No.10357
Anonymous
Replies:>>10362
>>10284
Not in these threads. But before I even knew what MD was I would occasionally see drones posted elsewhere, usually in robofucker threads.
The first green I ever saw was in one of these threads. It was a green about N drinking your blood.
No.10358
Anonymous
>>10353
>Mountain beast
Lmao
No.10359
Anonymous
Replies:>>10366
Image:172099008211.jpg(57kB, 824x1024)1712353359379446m.jpg
This is from April 6th, anything you would add by now?
No.10360
Anonymous
Image:172099021634.jpg(54kB, 564x564)CynSmug.jpg
>>10347
>This fag spams every thread here
Then you should know that each & every one of their general "Hello!" posts that you're complaining about contains an on-topic question of some variety. You are perfectly within your right to find it annoying but to claim it as off-topic spam is just objectively incorrect. And let's not beat around the bush here, if you REALLY wanted to ignore it then you wouldn't have made a post complaining about it!
>you want every receipt or something?
Yes, actually. If you are in any way genuine you should have no problem collecting some hard evidence for your '''argument'''. Should you fail to comply to these terms I'll have no choice but to assume you are nothing more than another disingenuous anon trying to pick fights online for shits & giggles for attention
No.10361
Anonymous
Replies:>>10369
>>10320
>the room gets dark, silence filling the room
>the a sudden *CLANK* and a spotlight beams into the middle of the room
>*WHIIIIIRRR* as a secret door opens and a pillar rises
>steam FILLS the room, fire works start going off in several directions
>standing on top of that pillar..... is a oogi with a guitar
>"so anywy here's wonderwull"
No.10362
Anonymous
Image:172099035564.jpg(183kB, 1857x1857)killer queen.jpg
>>10357
Oh, really? Oh yeah, that has sense, I think many discovered MD like that.
The threads, you refer a green here in plus? And that's interesting, I wonder how many greens of that type each character got.
No.10363
Anonymous
>You keep asking Y to show you her feet
>She gets so angry that she hits you with a rolled up newspaper and then storms off to her quarters
>She unearths a hidden box from a secret compartment on the ceiling
>In it are bits from her old life
>She looks at a photo of her WD body that had feet
>She cries quietly as she remembers the good times past and her current nature
No.10364
Anonymous
>>10319
Tessa + Doll and Uzi
No.10365
Anonymous
>>10217
Thank you fellow anon, this is hot.
No.10366
Anonymous
>>10359
I thought there was a bigger one, but maybe the fact that we are on plus, the /md/ board, and booru reviving like a phoenix, and some other things that I can't think of
No.10367
Anonymous
>>10342
Lmao
No.10368
Anonymous
>>10347
>So this proves that you can...draw? Are you retarded?
it proves i’m not smileanon, y’know, the one you were calling a retard and a faggot? and if you’d been in these threads for more than 5 minutes you’d know that
No.10369
Anonymous
Replies:>>10370
Image:172099088173.jpg(71kB, 1091x566)1710817426768959.jpg
>>10361
>The guitar is comically oversized
>It's too heavy for the oogi to carry
>It begins to tip
>Going, going....
>Gone.
>The oogi is crushed underneath its instrument, putrid black seeping out into a puddle covering the podium.
>The jumbotron behind it reads "L, RIP BOZO"
>'This bullshit was filmed before a live studio audience of Bugrettas.'
Full House ||Season 01 Ending theme|| S01youtube thumb
No.10370
Anonymous
>>10369
>that vid
i got that joke hehe
No.10372
Anonymous
I wonder if Liam is aware of oogies.
No.10373
Anonymous
Replies:>>10379>>10381
>>10284
Probably the first bloodplay green
No.10374
Anonymous
Image:172099144957.png(11kB, 220x200)1717144095837.png
>>10217
Haha imagine if they found you and brought you to the outpost, but there was no food and you had to drink drone milk for sustenance.
Imagine breastfeeding from drones on a daily basis, wouldn't that be weird?
No.10375
Anonymous
Replies:>>10379
>>10284
>doing
Completed fanfic chapter, drawing yet another maid drone, doing pre-planning for a drawing of Beta J.
My favorite snippet of the chapter:

>Things cool and wet entered my nostrils. They reached the roof of my nasal cavity and started pushing hard. My cranial bone and olfactory bulb resisted for a few seconds, letting the malfunctioning nerves trigger a supernova of strange smells.
>At last, they gave in, and the tentacles moved on my brain. I couldn't directly feel what they were doing to it, of course, but the tentacles would bump against my skull, and as they wiggled and pressed upon my brain, they alternatively started and knocked out parts of it.
>I heard colors and tasted memories of the Sun. I will found myself singing exhaustion to my France her with year. The Cyn's of time goes out but theys gives up pulls away and soon I was back to before my brain was violated.

>"You might be feeling like a [dummy] with how things have turned out, but don't be too hard on yourself, Tessa."
>"I have assessed many brains tonight, and yours just might be my favorite."
>"It is big, and it is wrinkly and crinkly. "
>"You don't have the parts for it - yet - but it should please you to learn that my feelers found your electrical patterns very enjoyable."
No.10376
Anonymous
Replies:>>10377>>10378>>10386
Hmmm I should draw Cthulhu anon sitting on anons face today
No.10377
Anonymous
>>10376
Don’t even joke about that if you’re not delivering anon do you know how much I wanted this
No.10378
Anonymous
>>10376
>Clueless
No.10379
Anonymous
Replies:>>10451
Image:172099210540.jpg(25kB, 564x564)JustV.jpg
>>10373
Uh, that probably gave a hell of a first impression, Friend.
>>10375
I should get back to writing, that sounds like a good idea for a drawing, beta J, still funny to think that J was supposed to be a guy.
The first line gave me bad memories, and the rest made me remember of that green of N licking someone's brain, so I must ask Friend, what are you writing?
No.10380
Anonymous
Replies:>>10385
Image:172099219480.gif(3.10MB, 1280x1066)1717355679990425.gif
>>10324
Lmao, you suck. Kindly film your suicide, thanks.
No.10381
Anonymous
Replies:>>10384
>>10373
What was the original anyway?
No.10382
Anonymous
Replies:>>10383
>>10044
Vashtorr is a proud father
No.10383
Anonymous
>>10382
stepfather
No.10384
Anonymous
>>10381
If you search bloodplay in the booru I think the first one uploaded is the first one created
No.10385
Anonymous
Replies:>>10387>>10389
>>10340 (me)
>>10380
okay that’s too far
No.10386
Anonymous
>>10376
I will suck your dick if you’re telling the truth dude
No.10387
Anonymous
Image:172099268680.png(450kB, 743x319)beyond .png
>>10385
we need to go even further beyond!
No.10388
Anonymous
Image:172099304915.jpg(285kB, 2000x2000)thad.jpg
>>10279
NTA but I think you are asking the wrong question
As a fellow creative autist I find that Hobbywork, especially when it's scarce amidst the grind of Real Life, is best done with the explicit primary goal of pleasing oneself. Some may call it a selfish outlook but the pragmatic reality is that there's no sense in committing your valuable leisurely time towards pleasing the whims of strangers on the internet. So long as you are personally pleased/content/whatever enough to leave things be then there's no need to fret yourself over the comments of others

At the risk of coming off like a parasocial bleeding-heart faggot, I wanna genuinely thank you for everything you've done & provided for this collective of anons over the past year. Regardless of whether it was a finished or a WIP, your work has been an inspirational pillar of creativity for many here (myself included)
No.10389
Anonymous
Replies:>>10658
Image:172099313279.jpg(92kB, 512x768)198765432.jpeg
>>10385
Alright, fine, you seem alright, so I'll apologize to you. And I understand that suicide may be a difficult subject for some, so I ought be more judicious with my insults. But to be fair, dickhead started it.
No.10390
Anonymous
>>10207
no
nonononononono
not again
No.10391
Anonymous
>>10300
Good Girl Emily
No.10392
Anonymous
Image:172099346104.png(1.02MB, 772x750)trapped .png
>>10207
my man right here, loves the screen where william afton got springlock
No.10393
Anonymous
Replies:>>10395>>10399
Image:172099361055.png(286kB, 911x1087)born to die.png
thread, is this real?
No.10394
Anonymous
Replies:>>10397>>10398>>10404>>10405>>10408>>10426
Image:172099369171.png(320kB, 1000x1300)W bits elijah.png
W needs da caffeine
No.10395
Anonymous
>>10393
Yes. One of the local artfags is the one who drew it.
No.10396
Anonymous
Replies:>>10415
>>9896
Imagine if she also found Lizzy and Thad as well.
Then she has to hide 4 drones from her parents, as well as keeping them from sperging out.
No.10397
Anonymous
Replies:>>10400
>>10394
Uh oh. She's been bitten. You know what that means.
No.10398
Anonymous
Replies:>>10401>>10402
>>10394
>Disassembly Drone bites in Drone Society are treated just like dog bites in Human Society
>W could be in very serious trouble should the incident be reported to the WDF

The look of instant regret on W's face (while her teeth remain coated in fresh oil) really sells just how bad of an 'oopsie' she's made with Elijah. Excellent work drawfren!
No.10399
Anonymous
>>10393
> not 'born to murder'
No.10400
Anonymous
Replies:>>10402
Image:172099424221.png(716kB, 919x750)iron butt .png
>>10397
she’s going to fight in space!
No.10401
Anonymous
>>10398
>elijah
oh fuck, not the old man again
No.10402
Anonymous
Replies:>>10407
>>10400
What?
>>10398
BeWare the Were-W!
No.10404
Anonymous
>>10394
SD-O, you may be able to hold off the Father
But you cannot hold off him AND the Daughter
The wrath of God is coming
No.10405
Anonymous
Image:172099446538.png(141kB, 363x367)1709171077720875.png
>>10394
I thoroughly appreciate the continuation of the occasion W art while I'm currently busy with my main project.
No.10407
Anonymous
Replies:>>10409
>>10402
do not question me, my mind is an enigma
No.10408
Anonymous
Replies:>>10411>>10412
>>10394
Gonna need Emily to hold back her father. One drone ain't enough
No.10409
Anonymous
Replies:>>10410
Image:172099493416.jpg(285kB, 785x730)(you)zi.jpg
>>10407
Just give me an answer,anon.
No.10410
Anonymous
Replies:>>10412
>>10409
you can’t handle my answer! you better go to a better place that sells weaker answers
No.10411
Anonymous
Replies:>>10423
Image:172099510000.png(114kB, 952x1149)Attempt 2-DD emily.png
>>10408
> implying she isnt joining on the W beatdown
No.10412
Anonymous
Replies:>>10413
Image:172099515408.png(96kB, 738x493)Cries in spanish.png
>>10410
Fine. Be that way if it's your perogative, anon.
>>10408
>They had to end up tying him down to prevent a full-on disassembler purge
No.10413
Anonymous
Replies:>>10417
>>10412
>prevent a full-on disassembler purge
sounds like a great thing, why is this man tied down?
No.10415
Anonymous
Replies:>>10418
>>10396
Wonder thad will be Tessa new favorite drone next to N
No.10417
Anonymous
Replies:>>10419>>10420
Image:172099559007.png(242kB, 1000x1300)Emily's father going nuts.png
>>10413
Because SD-O knows what self-preservation is.
Also Emily.
No.10418
Anonymous
Replies:>>10434
>>10415
Most likely. Since Thad was the only one nice to Uzi despite her being a outcast. I see Tessa and him getting along well.
No.10419
Anonymous
>>10417
if someone kept on killing everyone you ever love, you probably wouldn’t like them in the slightest
No.10420
Anonymous
Replies:>>10421>>10422
>>10417
DD!Emily x SD-O sesbian lex when?
No.10421
Anonymous
Replies:>>10422>>10433
>>10420
never! emily’s dad didn’t raise her to be a failure
No.10422
Anonymous
Image:172099654245.png(249kB, 1018x670)MY OWN CLONE.png
>>10420
Lesbos are kinda boring at this point. Or maybe I'm just burnt out.
>>10421
What he said.
No.10423
Anonymous
Replies:>>10424>>10425
>>10411
>by complete accident, when Uzi made Emily's DD body she made Emily's hips slightly wider than the default
No.10424
Anonymous
>>10423
>uzi made DD!emily fat
No.10425
Anonymous
>>10423
>Because of this, she cannot fit in the vents. Her child-rearing hips are too great.

>May or may not have gotten stuck after the intial attempt of using the ducts as a means of sneaking home after work.
>Ended up meeting E along the way.
>Vent buddies 4 life
No.10426
Anonymous
Replies:>>10427
>>10394
>Wants caffein
>Fucking bites her frinds
>Inmediate regret
Hey, something similar to this happened to me, but there was no regret and I ended up angry
No.10427
Anonymous
Replies:>>10428
>>10426
you have every right to be angry, hopefully you had punched him for that
No.10428
Anonymous
Replies:>>10429>>10444
>>10427
It was a her, and sadly couldn't punch her, she didn't even apologize, well anyway that doesn't matter that was years ago, and I'm not even his friend anymore
No it was not the hot type of bite, it was the painful one that almost makes you bleed
No.10429
Anonymous
Replies:>>10431
>>10428
>spoiler
I know what you're referring to, does that kinda thing heal up completely? mine 2 bites have been with me for 4 weeks now, or at least… I think it has been 4 weeks
No.10430
Anonymous
Replies:>>10437>>10444
>>10284
My computer is in the shop and my internet is STILL fucked.
I’m not in a good headspace to write
No.10431
Anonymous
Replies:>>10432
>>10429
Yeah it does, it has to be bad to create a scar, I think it healed like in less than a month, those kinds of stuff heal since it didn't bite to rip off my arm like an animal, anyway, let's move on, this is off-topic
No.10432
Anonymous
Replies:>>10436
>>10431
thank you for this valuable information
No.10433
Anonymous
Replies:>>10438
Image:172099823121.jpg(1.25MB, 2604x2288)IMG_20240715_070245.jpg
>>10421
Indeed
No.10434
Anonymous
Replies:>>10435
Image:172099826292.jpg(988kB, 2876x2348)IMG_20240715_070307.jpg
>>10418
No.10435
Anonymous
>>10434
Awwww
No.10436
Anonymous
>>10432
You're welcome, if it doesn't heal going to the doctor is always a good option, stay safe
No.10437
Anonymous
Image:172099893419.jpg(34kB, 563x564)NunVYES.jpg
>>10430
Oh, that's sounds like no fun, I hope everything gets fixed soon, I had my problems before with internet services, even going days without internet, it's awful.
It's everything alright? Want to talk about it?
No.10438
Anonymous
>>10433
Gives me the same vibes
Schrödinger's Spongeyoutube thumb
No.10439
Anonymous
Replies:>>10440>>10450
I wonder if my ADHD or my autism is why Im so obsessed with MD
No.10440
Anonymous
Replies:>>10441
>>10439
An easy test is to check how you feel about Splatoon, since that's a huge autist magnet.
No.10441
Anonymous
Replies:>>10442>>10667
Image:172100000480.jpg(614kB, 1156x1030)IMG_3466.jpeg
>>10440
NTA but uhhh
the Main Thing i work on, and visualize scenes for while spacing out to music, is my splatoon AU and OCs
No.10442
This is a joke if it wasn't obvious
Replies:>>10446
>>10441
Is N aware that you're cheating on him in a different universe?
No.10443
Anonymous
Replies:>>10445
Image:172100066194.jpg(543kB, 1080x1074)Screenshot_2024-07-15-01-43-11-281_com.google.android.youtube-edit.jpg
No.10444
Anonymous
>>10428
Bitey people are hungry people. Feed them a knuckle sandwich.

>>10430
Dealing with shit is exactly why I write.
No.10445
Anonymous
Replies:>>10448
Image:172100068484.png(290kB, 1137x588)1711951195144926.png
>>10443
No.10446
Sarcasm: noun: sarcasm; the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.
>>10442
Good joke
No.10448
Anonymous
Replies:>>10454
>>10445
You think drones can change their system lights?
No.10449
Anonymous
Replies:>>10459
Image:172100124040.png(270kB, 1882x1506)NO FUN.png
I have noticed "complaints" from Newfags about the way the main thread operates. So behold my solution! Here is the thread for all of your needs!
>>10447
No.10450
Anonymous
>>10439
Just like how I can’t tell if I’m being a lazy ass or it’s just the chemical imbalance in my brain.
No.10451
Anonymous
>>10379
It's the next chapter in my ongoing J fanfic.
/works/51772360/chapters/145992034
Tessa and Cyn have a friendly, light-hearted conversation, and Tessa thinks about her life while her body is processed into...

>"Tessa, if we're going to make this relationship work, we're both going to need to share more. I'm showing you my world - well, it's not my world yet, but you get the idea - so that you may understand the point of all this."
>"The point?"
>"This isn't some domestic drama, or a haunted house horror happening. You've got to learn that other people matter too, Tessa. That's not why I'm doing this, but it is something to keep in mind."
>"What about everyone you're killing? Don't they matter?"
>"Quite a bit. Their matter will be put to good use. Ominous hand-rub. "
No.10454
Anonymous
Image:172100213200.png(1.36MB, 1920x1080)GkkEG0391631.png
>>10448
Alice has done it multiple times. It's unclear whether that's changing hardware or changing software. The color of the UIs being the same as the lights (especially for the red sentinel) suggest that it's a system-level setting.
No.10459
Anonymous
Replies:>>10460>>10461>>10473
>>10449
>still seething this much a day later
would have been more productive to create an oogi thread
No.10460
Anonymous
>>10459
I wouldn't use it. I don't believe in categorization.
No.10461
Anonymous
>>10459
That’s probably the better alternative, a thread where anons can write about them freely
No.10462
Anonymous
Replies:>>10464>>10465>>10520
>10459
>10461
Obvious samefag, but why? I wasn't specifically calling you out or anything. I was looking at the newfags in the threads complaining about OC ingeneral or being dicks to Smilefriend
No.10463
Anonymous
Replies:>>10465>>10489>>10742
Image:172100496133.png(119kB, 521x1171)Lily.png
Built to suffer
No.10464
Anonymous
Replies:>>10466
>>10462
Anon, you can’t rule out the possibility that there’s more than one person that’s also having issues with Oogi.
No.10465
Anonymous
>>10462
schizo
>>10463
get off the computer, BLEEP.
No.10466
Anonymous
Replies:>>10469
>>10464
Why the fuck are you bringing up Oogis? I never once mentioned Oogis or talked about them?
No.10467
Anonymous
Replies:>>10468>>10479>>10743
Video:172100556301.webm(2.32MB / 0:00:11 / V_VP9, 960x720)Cute Dance MD.webm
Damn, they are going to die, aren't they?
No.10468
Anonymous
Replies:>>10470
>>10467
No.
No.10469
Anonymous
Replies:>>10471
>>10466
You know damn well what I was talking about if you scroll up a bit, towards the post that stated that an Oogi thread would be more productive.
No.10470
Anonymous
>>10468
Oh, good
No.10471
Anonymous
Replies:>>10473
>>10469
I don't care? I didn't bring it up, you did. Why are you bringing them up out of no where?
No.10473
Anonymous
Replies:>>10474>>10475
>>10471
I never said YOU did, I showed WHERE they were mentioned, they weren’t just “mentioned out of nowhere”
>>10459
No.10474
Anonymous
Replies:>>10475
>>10473
That only proves that they were mentioned out of no where
No.10475
Anonymous
>>10473
>>10474
Can you guys shut the fuck up?
No.10476
Anonymous
Replies:>>10478>>10533
Hey anyone got any advice on how to beat the secret N boss in the Murder Drones RPG? I'm doing a genocide Evil Run and he's kicking my ass
No.10477
Anonymous
Replies:>>10484>>10500
Image:172100675937.png(76kB, 874x824)Doll in adidas.png
Alright... Tell me what drone you think has the best outfit, why? Because why not
No.10478
Anonymous
>>10476
Get good
No.10479
Anonymous
Replies:>>10481
>>10467
Everything sucks
No.10480
Anonymous
Replies:>>10482>>10485>>10486>>10508
Image:172100693531.png(289kB, 2182x1309)c6029dab73a3ad051df5c32c67bcff30.png
>Anon finally has enough
>He was stuck in a dead-end job with no hope of a promotion or raise, on account of his assigned drones being nearly worthless
>He wasn't charismatic either, his dating situation was a joke that they often brought up, and his friends were few in number
>Really, why bother staying around any longer?
>It's not like anyone would miss him, especially not the two drones who tormented him on a daily basis
>No, they hated him, and he knew it
>He racks his shotgun and puts the barrel into his mouth, fumbling to get his finger on the trigger
>He can already picture what they'd say when they found him...
>"Aww, look, he gave up."
>"Anon was always a quitter."
>"Couldn't he have left less of a mess? Stuck a plastic bag over his head?"
>"Should we clean this up?"
>"Do YOU want to?"
>"Nah, let him rot."
>"So... new manager?"
>"New manager!"
>Safe in the knowledge that his passing won't matter, Anon pulls the trigger
>Rather than the sensation of buckshot freeing him from this mortal coil, he gets confetti and glitter launched into his mouth and up his sinuses
No.10481
Anonymous
>>10479
No, calm down, someone already told me they don't die
No.10482
Anonymous
>>10480
Kek
No.10484
Anonymous
Replies:>>10488
>>10477
J, the suit skirt look kills everything.
No.10485
Anonymous
Replies:>>10487>>10490
>>10480
To be honest, my headcanon of them is they shit all over anon, but if they see anon genuinely wanting to take over his life they would have a reaction like this one Desmond's House | SMILING FRIENDS | adult swimyoutube thumb
No.10486
Anonymous
Replies:>>10490>>10508
>>10480
>U-U's gremlin senses detect Anon choking and sneezing, activating the two units
>They scamper into his room to see what they can laugh at him about
>He's sitting cross-legged, coughing out party favors, his shotgun lying on the ground next to him
>Their smiles fade quickly
>He was supposed to try and shoot them, not... himself.
>They'd really fucked this prank up
>U- starts patting Anon roughly on the back as he chokes out a rainbow
>"What were you thinking, idiot?" she asks in a less abrasive tone than usual
>"Things aren't THAT bad, are they?" -U says, bringing over a handful of tissues
>Anon's incapable of speaking due to the mess in his head right now, physically and mentally
>"I know your life kinda sucks, Anon, but I didn't think you'd try to blow your brains out!"
>"C'mon, what's got you feeling like this? Promise we won't make fun of you."
>Their promises were worth nothing, but Anon still chose to respond, jabbing a finger at each of the pair before going back to trying to clear out his nose
>He doesn't hear a response
>U-U look at each other, down at Anon, and back to themselves again
Once he's no longer coughing as much, they step away from his side and go to leave, but not before confiscating his firearms
>"Hey, Anon," one stops at the door
>Anon looks up through the tears in his eyes
>She looked... sad, even apologetic? No, his vision was just blurry
>"If you..."
>She sighs, unable to say the words she knew he needed to hear
>"Hang in there, dummy."
No.10487
Anonymous
>>10485 (me)
Damn, timestamp in the url didn't work, second 38
No.10488
Anonymous
>>10484
Yeah, I understand that
No.10489
Anonymous
Replies:>>10491
>>10463
Hello little drone. Broken, aren't you. I know that feel. Come home with me. I like to tinker. I'll make you better.
No.10490
Anonymous
>>10486
Huh, that is what I was referring here >>10485, the timing
No.10491
Anonymous
Replies:>>10493
>>10489
This anon kidnaps and sexually assault drones, he is being hunted in 34 states
No.10493
Anonymous
>>10491
It is worse than that. I have no social media. I am a phantom.
No.10495
Anonymous
Replies:>>10501
>>10284
Hello goodnight simleanon
[spoiler]>How doing?
Ill, from stress, just hope it's over by tomorrow. I wasn't ill once ever since I came to these threads, I blame the summer[spoiler]
>Question
I think the first green I read was the one where anon has some connection with Cyn, he tried helping her up after she fell, something like that. Anyways it was enough for her to spare him, she kept him around as a pet in the basement after the gala happened, torturing him a lot initially but it getting less as it went on. I never finished it I believe. The first one I read completely was the original Alicegreen.
>What doing
Did some more colouring, still not done tho.
No.10496
Anonymous
Image:172100824121.jpg(46kB, 475x514)7stv5i89teh61.jpg
What is this drone's deal anyway.
No.10497
Anonymous
Replies:>>10498>>10499>>10509
Image:172100830200.jpg(4.48MB, 3575x2772)IMG_20240715_033720.jpg
It is not really finished but that's all I'll have this week
No.10498
Anonymous
Replies:>>10515
>>10497
Pinabble
No.10499
Anonymous
Replies:>>10515
>>10497
Is nice
No.10500
Anonymous
>>10477
I don't know if the Antlers count as outfit and I know it's technically the same as Yori and Neva, but I love Alice's. The gown/dress just looks good and the oilsmear on Alice's is kinda a nice pattern, that's subjective tho.
Doll and J do look good as well
No.10501
Anonymous
Replies:>>10504>>10507
Image:172100865700.png(1.32MB, 1343x5669)USSEM FULL.png
>>10495
Hello my Friend!
I hope you feel better soon. Everyone is weaker in a season, I guess yours is summer.
Can't remember a green like that, I'm going to guess you don't have it by the way you talk.
The spoiler was my original message, but then I remember, I know exactly what green are you talking about, is it picrel? And that's good.
I hope I see it soon Friend!
No.10504
Anonymous
Replies:>>10512>>10517
>>10501
>NTA
It's nice to see how you're still positive and friendly after all this time
No.10507
Anonymous
Replies:>>10512
>>10501
Yes that's the one, didn't have a compilation yet, thanks
No.10508
Anonymous
Image:172100912648.png(648kB, 892x750)agony sadness.png
>>10480
>>10486
right in my feelings
No.10509
Anonymous
Replies:>>10515
>>10497
Friend, your work, as always, looks very good! Pretty wonderful! And I like the details in the background.
No.10512
Anonymous
Replies:>>10515
Image:172100935922.jpg(30kB, 564x564)MaidHappyV.jpg
>>10504
I try my best, I have my bad days, but that won't stop me, Friend!
>>10507
Really?! Friend, funny you say that was the first one you read, that was one of the first greens *I made*! Jaja! I don't know why, but that makes me so happy!
No.10513
Anonymous
>>10258
Damn
Anon won, literally living the dream
No.10515
Anonymous
Replies:>>10516
Image:172100957415.jpg(43kB, 736x736)4070276f4a9b94253aa162cac4a6a700.jpg
>>10509
>>10499
>>10498
Thanks
>>10512
Didn't know it was yours, glad to know it makes you happy tho, thanks for all you do it's appreciated
No.10516
Anonymous
Image:172100977538.png(51kB, 379x376)Christmas Filled V.png
>>10515
Yes, I think it was my third ever green, pretty bad quality looking back, but that's with my standards today, I think I did a decent job when I basically knew nothing, Friend.
I try my best.
No.10517
Anonymous
Replies:>>10551
Image:172101010707.jpg(519kB, 3500x3500)V SMILING.jpg
>>10504
Hi, it's me again, Friend, now that I remember, one of the reasons that I like being like this it's because one Friend, a long time ago when I just started seeing the threads, was nice to me, and gave me feedback to a green I made, in a nice, gentle way, and I liked that, so I thought I could make people happy doing the same.
No.10519
Anonymous
Replies:>>10524>>10527
Image:172101064135.png(309kB, 767x1073)Cyn drinking a cold one.png
Always to have something to drink during hot weather
No.10520
Anonymous
Replies:>>10521>>10522>>10523
>>10462
I deleted the thread, since it was too funposty. Should I now make a real Canon Only Thread? Or is this whole thread making thing stupid
No.10521
Anonymous
Replies:>>10525>>10526>>10529
>>10520
Making a thread for only one type of content is normally stupid if it is not for archive reasons, like the threads for OC, AU, Roleplay, they are not containment threads, they are there to archive and maintain information more easily, anons still use this thread to share that stuff
No.10522
Anonymous
>>10520
Leave it. Newfags are going to be Newfags always. Creating pointless threads like that only leads to division and gives voice to a minority that should fuck off
No.10523
Anonymous
Replies:>>10525>>10526
>>10520 (me)
Although I admit Roleplay is a little different, still is not a containment thread, and anon are free to do that stuff here, but if they want to search for only those type of responses and stuff like that, they can go there, but these threads still are used for that once in a while
No.10524
Anonymous
Replies:>>10550
>>10519
>Cold Oil
The texture would be absolutely vile
No.10525
Anonymous
>>10523
SHIT, meant
>>10521 (me) I missclicked
No.10526
Anonymous
Replies:>>10528
>>10523
Did you mean to reply to this?
>>10521
Because I don't have an evil twin, right?
No.10527
Anonymous
Replies:>>10550
>>10519
Cold oil sounds like something too hard to drink up, but I do not know anything about oil, I'm no oil expert
No.10528
Anonymous
>>10526
Yes, I missclicked, sorry mate
No.10529
Anonymous
Replies:>>10530>>10532
>>10521
I wish more people would use the lesser-threads. I like the focused conversation in them.
No.10530
Anonymous
Replies:>>10531
Image:172101121426.gif(2.71MB, 374x374)Waterboarding Uzi.gif
>>10529
I wish the Plushie Thread got more attention
No.10531
Anonymous
>>10530
Unfortunately, I do not own an MD plushie.
All I have is a bootleg Tenshi fumo.
No.10532
Anonymous
>>10529
I see some anons posting twice, once here, once in the specific thread, easy to ask questions that way too! If I had any
No.10533
Anonymous
>>10476
>not using spiced mead
>not using rusty iron scrap
>not using screws
>not equiping the giant anchor that does 4x your base attack
you are not trying hard enough anon, you should be doing 129807 damage by then bro.
No.10534
Anonymous
Replies:>>10537>>10538>>10540
Image:172101152369.jpg(193kB, 1536x2048)CasualV.jpg
Hey Friends! Should I make a new thread? This is getting kind of slow to load, not by much, but I know in my phone it will be worse, and I know some Friends also have this problem when we are near the 1000 replies.
Should I make a new one?
No.10537
Anonymous
Replies:>>10554
Video:172101168637.mp4(231kB / 0:00:08 / avc1, 480x576)172005602634.mp4
>>10534
ask the magic 8 balll
No.10538
Anonymous
Replies:>>10554
>>10534
Sure.
No.10540
Anonymous
Replies:>>10548
>>10534
If you keep asking for permission every thread I will beat you to it and make my own thread first
No.10548
Anonymous
>>10540
Someone already did that in a way, funnily enough Friend, this is the thread.
No.10550
Anonymous
Replies:>>10558
>>10524
It just be like dirt snow but just reaaaallly dark
>>10527
It would be if was more blockey but if crush like a slushie I'll go through. Although at a slower pace. Don't ask me how I know, I just do.
No.10551
Anonymous
Replies:>>10557
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>>10517
That's good man, don't ever lose that. It's easy to default toward negativity these days. I find it takes a strength of personality to actually try and be positive in the face of all this...garbage.
No.10553
Anonymous
Image:172101221445.jpg(39kB, 563x528)CatV.jpg
And here it is, Friends!
>>10552
No.10554
Anonymous
>>10537
It said yes, by the way, Friend.
>>10538
Here it is >>10552 Friend!
No.10557
Anonymous
Replies:>>10566
Image:172101232780.jpg(181kB, 1600x1200)Do it for her.jpg
>>10551
I was a negative person in the past, never seeing the good side, and always complaining about everything, I was really unhappy, this positive mindset really made me a more happy person, Friend.
No.10558
Anonymous
>>10550
>Don't ask me how I know, I just do.
Alright... Want some Oil slushie then?
No.10566
Anonymous
Replies:>>10576
Image:172101288469.png(1.63MB, 2304x2160)sdkfjlsdkjflwejrio.png
>>10557
I'm glad you came to an accordance with yourself and decided to be a happier person, that's honestly a winning attitude. I used to be incredibly jovial, but I grew increasingly embittered living here. I'm just trying to get my pension for me and my cat at this point.
No.10576
Anonymous
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>>10566
I'll move to the other thread Friend, but I will answer it here an there just in case.
It is hard sometimes, but good things are not always easy, and I genuinely enjoy being a more positive person, being happy. And Friend, I think you can be happy, sweet, or maybe bittersweet if things are hard, for you and your cat, it is not easy, but I trust you can do it, the fight ain't easy but it's possible.
No.10590
Anonymous
Replies:>>10666
Image:172101502400.png(90kB, 566x736)su-ucide.png
A u-u green? In this economy? deserves something
No.10633
Anonymous
Replies:>>10668>>10669>>10715
Image:172101811680.png(3.95MB, 4000x5200)Jannie gaming concept.png
A concept idea of jannieanon game
No.10658
Anonymous
>>10389
ye it’s okay lol and yea you’re right about the last part
No.10666
Anonymous
>>10590
Yes!
No.10667
Anonymous
Replies:>>11026
>>10441
Is that your nsfw art?
No.10668
Anonymous
>>10633
I wonder he would be like a Isaac clarke figure
No.10669
Anonymous
>>10633
Will there be a fem!jannieanon skin too?
No.10715
Anonymous
>>10633
damn, viscera cleanup detail has gotten intense
No.10742
Anonymous
>>10463
Built for HEADPATS and UPPIES
No.10743
Anonymous
>>10467
Probably not.
No.10776
Anonymous
Replies:>>10777
Image:172106521509.jpg(3.61MB, 6400x4800)mdxbbrequest.jpg
finished the requests i was working on
here's the collection
starting with a repost
No.10777
Anonymous
Replies:>>10778
Image:172106525075.jpg(962kB, 3200x2400)iwanttokillmyselfeverysingledayisthesamebutworse.jpg
>>10776
No.10778
Anonymous
Replies:>>10779
Image:172106526175.jpg(702kB, 3200x2400)ithurtssomuchdearLordhavemercyonme.jpg
>>10777
No.10779
Anonymous
Image:172106528025.jpg(579kB, 3200x2400)imslowlyfallinginlovewithliquor.jpg
>>10778
last one
No.10818
Anonymous
>Camp Y
>The morning muster call jolts the drones out of Sleep Mode
>Y wakes up from very few hours of bad sleep
>"Fwah. I don't have ze strength for zis shit today."
>She decides to stay in bed
>Time passes and she is nowhere to be seen
>Phi goes looking for her
>She cracks the door on Y's room and sees her in bed with one leg up against the wall and another on the floor, just airing her ygina while browsing the internet on her phone
>Phi closes the door and locks it
>She goes outside and addresses the gathered drones
>"Tragedy has struck, my fellow sssoldiers! It apprears our beloved leader passed away in her sssleep last night!"
>Nobody would fall for Phi's overly theatrical manner and single crocodile tear if they cared
>"It now falls to me to lead usss to victory!"
>Phi takes over Y's role
>She has the drones build ice sculptures to her glory
>The activity prevents them from moving the camp, resulting in a herd of migrating mammoths trampling through it
>Phi also micromanages the troops, not letting them do small violations that would make everyone's life easier and that Y would overlook because she is too lazy to care
>Phi exercises her vanity and power complex so much, the camp revolts and beats her up with soaps in socks
>Everyone goes to sleep
>Phi drags herself along the floor to her quarters, hissing and cursing
>She stops by Y's room and unlocks it
>Y is still chilling on her phone, unaware that the door had been locked
>"Yvonne, you fucking bitchssss..."
No.11026
Anonymous
>>10667
ye kinda, it’s not pornography but still nsfw in implications
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