/md/ - Murder Drones

>>8308
Kill it

>>8307
Oh damn, that shit cool as fuck

>>8313
More reasons to kill it

I have no proof and the archives provide nothing, but someone said Dirt started innocent and became a sex fiend at some point.
It it's true, that makes me sad.

>>8319
Who's dirt?

>>8308
let it grow maybe a bugretta will appear

>>8319
Trust me, dirt was destined to be a sex fiend

>>8319
I made a female Drone character and she didn't turn out a sex fiend

>>8324
If that's true why don't you name them?

>>8319
I doubt it

>>8319
The first time I remember ever seeing the character was in a /trash/ thread and they were just vibing, not sexually assaulting every other character they got drawn with.

>>8271
Only if Dirt wants to commit suicide by a greytider.

>>8326
No

>>8331
>Anon brings up that they've have made a particular character in a conversation
>Refuses to elaborate when pressed for details
Why would you even bother bringing it up if you never intended to actually talk about it?
God I fucking hate vagueposters

>>8332
>have fun with your boring imaginary female drone then
That is what these threads are all about, isn't it?

>>8320
Dirt mama!
Hah, gottem

>>8325
Doll ded from acid

>>8324
Same. But if I knew how to draw then it might have gone differently

>>8330
would Dirt even wanna get close to Switch?

>>8340
She bited V

Murder Drones but the Absolute Solver has Uzi’s personality

>>8344
She also spends it on popsicles

>>8344
>Solverless Tessa gets replaced with silly Tessa one day

>>8308
Raise it as your own, perhaps one day it will come to your aid

I don't care for or like /trash/ but here's a thread for those that do
https://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/67230157

>>8350
Darn

>>8351
If you had literally nothing to say, why post?

>>8352
A good OC is one that doesn't feel like a self-insert

>>8350
>Stories
V befriending Lizzy and the various hijinks she has to engage in so that N will still think she's chained up the whole time.
Uzi gradually putting together her schizo conspiracy board.
Someone finally fucking patching that hole in the roof that Frank couldn't get to because he died.
>Villains
Do we need any more than we've already got?

>>8350
>potential stories
I would like to see Alternate Universe where the AS was found much sooner, and an infected Uzi is captured and horrifically tortured through experimentation. Tessa is more curious about her and doesn't treat Uzi with contempt or hatred but rather with wary kindness.

*pop pop pop pop*

>>8358
The sounds of gunfire (I'm being murdered)

>>8359
oogi driveby shooting

>>8350
Adams Family-esque dark comedy with sitcom elements set at the manor. Or just something that gives more information than 10 seconds of screentime as to what V was like as a WD, and potentially Cyn before she got hijacked.

>>8350
Following classic comic book retardation: Multiverse-slop

>>8365
Eep

>>8365
If female. Why does it have a cock?

>>8365
>"How durable is your cock and how long would it take to cut off with a plasma saw?"

>>8370
>They would interpret that as flirting
That was not my intention. I was asking a legitimate question but if it can't be helped, I'll get the plasma cannon instesd.

>>8365
What do they like to do when not horny?

>>8374
Ah, so Dirt is a massive brat.
>Good to know.

>>8370
>Non-Binary Robot
That's a paradox

>>8374
That rocket looks like something to very much worry about

>>8365
how many oogis would it take to kill it

>>8379
1. If an Oogi wants you dead then you're donezo

>>8355
if i had the chance to change it, what do you think i should’ve done differently?

>>8365
How strong?

>>8383
At the very least strong enough to subdue Femdrone. Which should terrify you.

>>8365
Is my virginity safe?

>>8381
nta, but what's stopping you from just making something new?
you probably never should've posted that pic of yourself that confirmed the character was literally just you, then you could have some deniability

>>8381
NTA but that question honestly hinges on whether you are seeking the approval of 'yourself' or 'others'. Self inserts come in many shapes & forms, ranging from the blatant "literally me" and the vague character archetype(s) that make up ones 'ideal' fictionalized self.
Stuck on mobile right now but I'll try to write up more detailed thoughts when I get home this evening

>>8387
Here's some I thought of
>Literally me
The character is literally you
The story, setting and other characters exist for you to live out some kind of fantasy that you have
>God I wish that were literally me
The character is literally you, but your ideal version of yourself.
Basically the same as literally me, but now you are a mary sue perfect version of yourself, doing everything you ever wanted to do/achieve
>powerfantasy fanfiction
When you don't like something in a story so you write a character who exists only to change the story/setting to your liking
So, creating a new OC whose an angel or something, that kills the Solver and saves all the drones

>>8365
Do they know about the Solver and shit?

>>8388
NTA but I like to write characters who are just fun to write about

>>8390
Define a character who is "fun to write about"

>>8391
I dunno

Just write.
All my human characters are unashamed self-inserts with enough different from me to get away with it. Usually this means they're not worthless deadbeats, but sometimes there are other changes.
I try to add a bit of substance, though. Rather than just go "this is what I want to do to this character", I try to come up with a universe in which me doing that to that character makes sense.
I still have not found a way to do that for my latest fantasies that doesn't suck hardcore, though.

>>8391
NTa, but I can help with that
Fun to write about: Have fun while writing about it
Hope that helps

>>8393
well, the discussion was about how to not make Izz a self-insert character
which is frankly impossible considering that if you search "Izz" on the booru a real life picture shows up

>>8396
Not unless both of them come back

>>8396
No, because doll is dead

>>8396
A hug

>>8400
Yes and no

>>8396
I think it'd be mostly on Doll. V didn't really seem to harbor any particular grudges toward Doll, she was only interested in tracking her down because she knew that she had Solver shit going on. Although that might have changed what with Doll siccing the sentinels on her.

>>8365
Would she still try to rape someone even if said person would easily overpower her?

You should love yourself, NOW!

>>8407
But I love you

>>8408
You can also love yourself

>>8409
Is J humansona also the part of it?

>>8409
It almost looks right....

>>8365
What is Dirt's opinion on the integration of Murder Drones into Worker Drone society?

Drone gladiators?

>>8409
Hold on, with the proper artist and adjustments this could actually be something interesting. I get almost a cyborg/android feel from it.

>>8415
That's just the Enn fighting pits

>>8415
They would be like medabots

>>8417
>r u naht entutained?
>a oogi rips another one's head off

>>8421
bleh

>>8423
And details isn't that rough irl, was just a sloppy pic

>>8339
I want to hug her

>>8423
It's going very well, my Friend! Nice work!

>>8428
Goodnight to you too.

>>8429
Do not say that, that's not nice on you

>>8433
I wonder drones can be power by tiberium and would absolutely farm them for food sources

>>8435
This gave of a idea of drones tribes working alongside with the forgotten mutants

Bayle The Dread - Elden Ring Shadow Of The Erdtree OST Official Soundtrack Original Score
>CUUUURSE YOUUU BOOGI!
>I HEARBY VOW, YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY
>BEHOLD
>A TRUE OOGI EXTERMINATOR AND I, IGON
>YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH
>BUILT OF BLUBBER YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL BUGRETTA
>BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HOODIE
>WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS
>WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING

>>8386
>>8395
i really regret posting that picture

>>8439
Nothing good ever comes of tying yourself to a real-life presence.
Just be glad you didn't pick up orbiters, I guess. Unless you did, in which case I'm so sorry.

>>8439
Normal to regret it, but you can't undo the past, look at the bright side, at least you aren't ugly
Sadly I don't run the same luck

>>8441
>Just be glad you didn't pick up orbiters
Pretty sure I remember someone doing fanart of her. So maybe there are some

>>8432
Unfortunately, anon, all I have going for it is soul

>>8443
Seems pretty chill to me

>>8444
At least your soul is pretty

>>8445
Should clarify that the fanart was not of her character, but of her. Like fanart of the photograph of herself that she posted
Maybe it's just me but I think that's pretty weird

>>8438
ZANZIOOGI, FORGIVE ME.

>>8448
Should’ve just taken it out

>>8448
I swear to god, the fanart came before the picture.

>>8448
Yes I know that, I saw it, he didn't act weird about it not said weird things, it was like "I saw this person, and I drew it" drawing people ain't weird in itself
Pretty weird to immediately assume it must be weird
>>8450
Yeah we maintain anonymity for pretty good reasons, but if you are going to that, remember to sensor sensible parts like the face with destructive means of censoring

>>8452 (me)
Wanted to add, the character basically looks like her, so, if you truly didn't knew what he based the drawing off you could easily day it was the character

>>8451
>>8453
The photo is literally included in the fanart
https://dronebooru.co/posts/2472?q=izz+
And we were on the topic of orbiters which is why I mentioned it

>>8439
Don't be too hard on yourself, it will do you no good, it happened, now just throw it out of your mind and forget it, or if you can forget it, learn that is a thing that happen and move on, believe me, it's no worth it thinking something over and over again wishing to do something different.

>>8454
That's fucking weird

>>8454
The drawing is there, it should be edited to take out the photo, but it wouldn't surprise me they used the drawing as a defence and tje photo later for details, but I guess we'll never know
But, by the way, why do you think sharing this is a good idea when the person is saying how much she regrets that decision? Kinda heartless

>>8457
This. I didn't even remember the existence of it until right now, and possibly I will go to sleep at night and forget about it once again.

>>8454
Still not clear on who that artist even is. I want to say I recognize the style but my brain don't brain well enough to remember where from.

>>8458
>But, by the way, why do you think sharing this is a good idea when the person is saying how much she regrets that decision?
Winning an argument online is the most noble and important calling in the world.
That's why I posted the booru link rather than the picture itself. If she cares that much then I'll delete the post.

>>8460
He is pretty new, at least in being a drawfag, I only see a couple of his drawings if I assume is the same artist

>>8464
I remember this pic but I can't recall where it came from. I want to say I remember someone complaining about how unreadable the artist's signature was at some point.

>>8459
I remember it every time I see a drawing of Izz.
Maybe because I had both threads open when she posted it, and watched it rack up a ridiculous amount of replies in both threads.
And the fanart really stuck with me. I seriously can't believe there are people that don't think it's weird.
Like drawing random people on the subway for views is one thing (Also think this is kinda weird), but just some random person on an anonymous imageboard is really strange to me.

>>8464
The signature is there but I can't exactly say that it says
Skga?

>>8467
If you remember every time you see a drawing, I think you are the weird one in this scenario, well finding weird people ain't hard in this place

>>8344
While that would be good for her the problem is that therapy would require opening up, showing vulnerability, and admitting weakness.

>>8469
Well considering that it's the only ever photograph of a person who posts here in the history of these threads (afaik), and it's from a very well known poster here that is constantly referred to and talked about, then it isn't really that hard to remember. Especially when her character is directly based off of that picture.
Maybe you just have bad memory.

>>8471
Nigga you just weird as hell, ain't that big of a deal

>>8473
What if I laugh back at their small assets?

>>8474
Do you want to see the 27 hours "Friends" especial?

>>8474
>tfw you will never give a pair of mind-linked disassembly drones crippling insecurity about their complete lack of tits, ass, or hips
Why even bother?

>>8473
I like how she's just Spanish now

>>8475
N-No...

>>8473
I don’t speak taco

>>8478
Thats what I thought
>>8476
You are going to be forced to watched the 48 hours "Friends" special now, see you in 2 days
>>8477
I remember a drawfag making her talk spanish sometimes, makes it better to be honest
>>8479
Pinche puto gringo no mames wey

>>8479
I wonder spaniards sometime always get mistaken as Mexicans people

>>8376
lmao look at gramps over here, still stuck in binary bit land
get with the times and join the rest of us in the world quantum qubit processors

>>8482
Because they only know Mexico, like I only know "Pinche puto gringo no mames wey" from a mexican, if that is the only thing you learn thats the only things you see

>>8396
the Doll x N fic that one anon did somewhat did it
shit goes hard by the way

>>8435
its a mineral leeching crystal
it makes nasty work of living humans already
a drone making direct contact with tiberium probably turns them into a shiny green statue, and fast

>>8467
well shoot, i dunno

what i wanted was to have a self-insert character just like some other anons (femdrone, dirt for example) to draw cute things together with N and have a character to use for my domestic AU scenarios

maybe i should redesign it?

>>8488
Just make a drone then.

>>8490
Tiberium Don't care if your eldritch it still gonna make you it one of its own

>>8492
> L B and H

>>8489
well i wanted it to be for the domestic AU thingy, a human owner of an N

>>8494
Not much you can do then to avoid appearing as a self-insert.
You shouldn't have violated the masquerade by posting multiple images of yourself across different anonymous imageboards.

>>8497
>"Honey what the fuck"

>>8497
Since Solver hosts also run hot she could also iron clothes

>>8497
i think i hear Nahk'ing on the not-door

>>8497
I'm going to stick my dick in the Iron

>>8496
>multiple
>across different imageboards
???

>>8430
Low Tier J0y needs Elf to find the nearest disassembling station and just hurt herself into it. Really.

Why is Elf even alive?

>>8502
She posted multiple photos on /trash/ too. Pretty sure she also posted her dog. Unless that was a different person.

>>8505
man i love outpost 6

A little question for Haruka & Aoi, Anon. How much of your greens do you plan out before writing them?

>>8508
>how lucky i am to have (…) and got away from where i was before
You okay femanon?

>>8510
no, but it’s nothing new, don’t worry about it
taking care of N when he’s sick or hurt or sad… treating him with tenderness and compassion… giving him so much affection and love…

Master, I don't understand why you keep slurping everytime you drink. I don't mean to overstep my position, but you're in no shape to court any fine ladies with those manners

>>8512
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/144395778
go on, do it in the /co/ thread too

>>8513
As you wish, Master.

>>8504
All drone deserve to LIVE.
Elf especially.
Elf is an endangered drone. Do your part to ensure her continued existence.

>>8488
Going to voice an unpopular opinion here I guess: you don't need to redesign your blatant self-insert, nor do you need to be ashamed of the fact that you made a blatant self-insert character in the first place. These threads positively overflow with 2nd person-perspective greens where (you) do something badass, or sexy, or otherwise exciting with (you)r favorite drone. Blatant reader self-insert crap and no one even bats an eye. It's a thread dedicated to a work of fiction on a Polish iron smelting forum, blatant, unrepentant self-insert shit is part and parcel for this corner of the internet.

>>8200
>Not wasting any time she starts bouncing up and down. “Uzi, what are you---” You reach out to her but she grabs your hands and pushes them down to your side with extreme strength. If she wasn’t that short she could have easily pushed them above your shoulders.
>”I got you with the…maid act, huh?” She says between pants. “I know you…very…well. What you like, what you…hate…even your taste in women, heheh…” She chuckles. “I know what makes you tick, Anon…you like this, don’t you? Being…mffph…ridden by a human-hating drone, don’t you?”
>To be honest…yeah, you’re actually enjoying this a lot. Her iron grip barely allowing you to move, her being a bratty bitch but most of all her doing all the work is arousing. Very much so. You grumble as you lay your head back on the bed.
>”Hah, I knew it! Drones are…hah…clearly superior to humans in everything. Just…satisfy their carnal…desires and you got them wrapped…hoh…around yer finger…And the best part? I enjoy having this…control.” She stops bouncing and starts grinding as she leans forward and gives you a manic smile. “But you’re my…hmf…’master’, aren’t you? Why aren’t you fighting back? Why aren’t you teaching me…a lesson? Punishing me?”

>>8473
>"But you haven't even seen it!" you protest
>"Exactly!" U- laughs
>"Imagine wearing sweatpants and having nothing to show off," -U adds
>"I-I'm a grower, and X inches is fine!"
>"PFFFF- yeah, keep telling yourself that!"
>"It's fine, Anon, a lot of people go about their lives with microdicks."
>"You were gonna die a virgin anyway!"
>"It's not your fault God hates you."
>"But who can blame him?"
>You go to your room, lock the door, and lay face-down on your bed
>"Hey, let me in! I'm not done!" you hear muffled through the door
>"Looks like Anon can't even last long. Pathetic, really."

>>8522
At this point I would fill a request to have them reassigned and bother someone else

>>8523
You are literally the bottom of the chain, there is nobody to pass this on

Female drone with abs of tungsten

>>8525
can you withstand the intensity of her density?

>>8526
i mean i like E so yeah

>>8526
I will be in the hospital happy

>>8524
A disassembly request it is, then

>>8532
>>8533
>>8534
Cute

>>8530
They are disassembly drone, they will disassemble you

>>8527
Does E have solid abs?

>>8538
No, but she is pretty dense

>>8537
I didn't even watch the Helluva one.

>>8536
Aight fuck it then. I'm just gonna quit and go work for Weyland Yuttani, i don't care if I'll get disemboweled by an xenomorph, I'll be far away from these two

>>8539
What is E's tummy like then?

>>8519
Yes

>>8541
Yeah, they will keep your house, but they will not follow you

>>8544
Sure and I'll cancel all of my subscriptions so that they can only watch shitty free to air channels

>>8523
>"We've received your request for a reassignment. Unfortunately, most of our disassembly drones have already been assigned handlers. We do have... one," says the clerk, handing you a file, shaking his head as you open it
>You see a photo of a pink-haired disassembly drone with a wide smile on her face
>Even her pink eyes are smiling!
>She radiates pure "good girl" energy from this photo, and anything's better than the two you're saddled with
>"Alright, sure, I'll-"
>The man who handed you the photo suddenly grabs your wrist in a death grip, staring deep into your eyes
>"I HIGHLY advise you read the reports included with her file."
>Somewhat perturbed, you look past the first page and find her incident reports
>Sexual harassment... sexual assault, sexual assault, sexual assault
>Sexual assault with industrial machinery?
>And one moving violation
>You hand the file back
>"No problem, I'll cancel the request," the clerk says, moving back to his cool professional demeanor

>>8546
I wonder what other OC's files say.

>Fun Fact: Beretta is not entirely convinced that Hope is real and not just a solver hallucination. She hasn't told Hope this because it would be awkward and rude.

>>8548
>I wonder what other OC's files say.
Switch's file would be filled with countless violent crimes commited against disassembly drones and solver witches sprinkled with cases of cannibalising them.

Imagine if Tessa found Doll and brought her to the manor.

>>8551
Tessa learn to Russian I guess and doll would probably murder Tessa parents and hope Tessa will be adopted by a good person

>>8551
Doll would probably run away a lot, leading to Tessa constantly having to repair her and protect her from being killed.

>>8554
yeah

>>8554
nah

>>8554
Sure why not.

>>8554
What about free hugs from FemN?

>>8548
>E
>Significant expenditure of man-hours in extricating employee from ventilation system after they became stuck
>Repeated material losses: proprietary RAM chips. Inventory Manager has remarked "We just started ordering extras to make up for what she eats. We don't know how she keeps getting into the warehouse and we're not getting paid enough to care."
>Repeated material losses: fresh produce. Staff report that bananas are depleted from the break room refrigerator as quickly as they can be stocked. The waste basket in Serial Designation E's work area is invariably overflowing with banana peels
>Non violent altercation with staff: SD-E is reportedly extremely protective of her immediate supervisor and responds poorly when female coworkers attempt to approach them

>>8559
Thanks Anon, I like this. Make more.

>>8560
Good work too, Anon.