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No.22174
Murder Drones MainAnonymous
Replies:>>22200
Image:172360610921.jpg(84kB, 453x604)1703055659978912.jpg
Hello Friends!
We are here again to talk anything MD, MD Thread related.
Drones, Disassembly Drones, Worker Drones, Solver, Solver Wars, Humans that lived, etc.
I think you know why we do this, because we find it fun and amazing and you know it.
Have a very nice day.
The fantastical Booru: https://dronebooru.co
No.22179
Anonymous
Replies:>>22184>>22188>>22226
Image:172360628418.jpg(281kB, 1055x677)JanerSummer.jpg
Jane is having such a fun summer
No.22182
Anonymous
>DD oogi is given a WD enn as a sex slave while Solver Tessa watches from afar
How do you react?
No.22184
Anonymous
Replies:>>22190
>>22179
Madam, pls let me massage ur bobs in oil. Dank u very much
No.22186
Anonymous
Replies:>>22189
>>22178
> it was all a dream
> a premonition dream
> this is how we get season 2
things go about 90% as she dreamed them
Uzi starts abusing her foreknowledge to 'alter the timeline'
No.22188
Anonymous
>>22179
a true skeleman has their hand poke out of the ground while throwing out the horns
No.22189
Anonymous
Replies:>>22198
>>22186
Ew time travel
No.22190
Anonymous
Replies:>>22194
>>22184
>Want to sex Jane
>Not a women
its not fair.....
No.22192
Anonymous
Do you think Uzi drinks G-fuel or some weird shit like that?
No.22194
Anonymous
Replies:>>22196>>22204>>22210
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>>22190
Just be a N unit. then you can sex her
No.22196
Anonymous
>>22194
I forget B sometimes
I miss her porn
No.22197
Anonymous
Image:172360717263.png(248kB, 870x894)Whorin For A Vorin.png
REBECCA GET OUT OF THERE! REBECCA!
No.22198
Anonymous
Replies:>>22199
>>22189
dreams arent time travel, anon
you may see and even feel things, but they didnt actually happen
the human brain is wierd like that
No.22199
Anonymous
>>22198
I don't know, the prompt straight up says that everything in the dream starts coming true, so it is still technically a time travel-ish story
No.22200
Anonymous
>>22174
The little 'Tessa' with an arrow made me laugh a little. Really weird feeling that in 10 more days, the episode will air. Some excitement, some relief that the music will finally drop. I wanna see what Cyn's VA will post on her channel too, it was neat to see a little bit of the background stuff on what she did.
No.22202
Anonymous
Replies:>>22205>>22206>>22209
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>N: Listen here, colony wrecker! You better back off Uzi.
>Thad: *sighs* You're not even her girlfriend.
>N: You're right, I'm fucking her girlfriend.
>Thad:Yeah?
>Thad: Then how about I fuck her boyfriend?
No.22204
Anonymous
Replies:>>22207
>>22194
I fucked your dad Beretta
No.22205
Anonymous
Replies:>>22496
>>22202
What is this dialogue
No.22206
Anonymous
Replies:>>22496
>>22202
The fuck
No.22207
THIS IS A JOKE DO NOT SPERG OUT
Image:172360754179.png(123kB, 376x554)Beretta Judgement.png
>>22204
This is the real reason they don't hang out anymore
No.22208
Anonymous
Image:172360757325.png(246kB, 870x894)IMG_20240813_235211.png
Uzi in her bat solver form will fuck with anything
No.22209
Anonymous
>>22202
Thad the Man
No.22210
Anonymous
Replies:>>22212
>>22194
>Them tits
Hot
No.22211
Anonymous
Image:172360787355.png(250kB, 870x894)Shitty Zoomer Humor.png
Am I right fellow young people? IT'S TOTALLY RELATABLE!
No.22212
Anonymous
>>22210
>I never will be able to sex both Jane and B at the same time as they kiss and do sesbian lex
No.22214
Anonymous
Replies:>>22215>>22216>>22217>>22218>>22219>>22221>>22272
Image:172360829027.png(371kB, 1416x1353)do you have CPU damage.png
>>22011
No.22215
Anonymous
>>22214
Awww
No.22216
Anonymous
>>22214
I promise to use this image accordingly
No.22217
Anonymous
>>22214
Great art, sadly the most annoying people you know will be using this constantly
No.22218
Anonymous
>>22214
She's so caring~
No.22219
Anonymous
>>22214
Perfect reaction image
No.22221
Anonymous
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>>22214
Since this meme is being brought up, the angle I used to base Jane off of is the "Do you have brain damage" one, I just think thats funny
No.22222
Anonymous
Replies:>>22223>>22231
Image:172360921724.png(155kB, 717x861)1712198149454560.png
2 vaginas.
Maybe more...
No.22223
Anonymous
Replies:>>22231
>>22222
the skinwalker drone has got to be the rarest variant of any given character
where DD femdrone?
No.22224
Gamer Girl Drone [That Isn't Uzi]
Replies:>>22227>>22228
This thread is sponsored by RAID: Shadow Oogis
No.22226
Anonymous
>>22179
Fucking Jane on the cold beach
No.22227
Anonymous
>>22224
>Gamer Girl Drone [That Isn't Uzi]
the clarification isn't necessary
Uzi cannot game worth shit
No.22228
Anonymous
Replies:>>22229
>>22224
Do I wanna ask what happens in that game
No.22229
Gamer Girl Drone [That Isn't Uzi]
>>22228
Fuck if I know I didn't play that piece of shit, I'm just taking the sponsor money
No.22230
Anonymous
GIVE ME A RUBBER DRONE GIRL, I'M NOT GOING TO WORK FOR IT, I JUST WANNA COOOM
No.22231
Anonymous
Replies:>>22232>>22235
>>22222
She got quints, guess I have to have sex with her.

>>22223
That'd probably be Sentinel Drone U-U.
No.22232
Anonymous
Replies:>>22234>>22239
>>22231
Sentinel Drone U-U as a concept scares me and I want more
No.22233
Anonymous
Replies:>>22236
>Fun Thread Fact: U-U was the original Oogi when a shipping mistake accidentally unleashed thousands of miniature U-Us
No.22234
Anonymous
Replies:>>22237
>>22232
>Every time they fight they try bootlooping eachother
>Hairstyle ends up blocking the flash
>flashbang anon instead
No.22235
Anonymous
Image:172361026571.png(18kB, 235x235)1554920040500.png
>>22231
>Sentinel Drone U-U
I am terrified in a good way
A really good way
No.22236
Anonymous
Replies:>>22238
>>22233
Wrong. It was actually Mini-Y
No.22237
Anonymous
>>22234
dont think sentinel flashes do anything to other sentinels
but being such bullies used to picking on others, they do it on instinct anyway
No.22238
Anonymous
>>22236
Eh not the same. Just being small doesn’t count or else the robo roaches would be the first Oogis
No.22239
Anonymous
Replies:>>22241>>22242
>>22232
>With their DD issues half-cured by their upgrades, U-U no longer face the clone problem with each other, understanding their relationship with each other as one being
>This means they can dedicate all of their energy to fucking with Anon and he can't turn them against each other any more
No.22240
Anonymous
Replies:>>22243
Image:172361094068.jpg(1.93MB, 6400x4800)retardedhoomanslel.jpg
reposting this from yesterday, i still have a few more requests to work on
No.22241
Anonymous
Image:172361116431.png(205kB, 1266x848)schizo wavelength mspaint edit.png
>>22239
> sentinel to sentinel communication
No.22242
Anonymous
Replies:>>22244
>>22239
How would this change anything about their twin hive mind complex?
No.22243
Anonymous
Replies:>>22245>>22247>>22456
>>22240
Tessa's face is sex, even with the horrible bug part.
I need her to lean in dangerously close to me and remind me of what mantises do to their mates before licking the sweat off my face.
She won't, but the neck bites will be worrying.
No.22244
Anonymous
Replies:>>22248
>>22242
reduced solver shenanigans?
wasnt that the root cause?
No.22245
Anonymous
Replies:>>22456
>>22243
What about Mitch?
No.22246
Anonymous
Replies:>>22249>>22257
What if Jane or John was a DD?
No.22247
Anonymous
>>22243
Ain't you gonna give your buddy Mitch any love, Anon?
No.22248
Anonymous
Replies:>>22250
>>22244
I thought the root cause was the emotional feedback loop they got from sharing every emotion, and physical sensation. They aren’t clones the way two Ns in a room are clones, they’re literally the same person sharing two different bodies with just enough consciousness to separate them slightly
No.22249
Anonymous
Replies:>>22251
>>22246
John would be at peace because I would stop simping for him
he was only interested in humie cock
No.22250
Anonymous
Replies:>>22252
>>22248
Like you can’t have a U like you can with N by themselves it would be like having a peanut butter sandwich, probably would also drive them insane without the other half.
No.22251
Anonymous
Replies:>>22253
>>22249
Wouldnt Eye be the human in this AU
No.22252
Anonymous
Replies:>>22254
>>22250
There would probably be a period where one's still a DD and the other an SD, maybe they can only convert one at a given time.
She'd need Anon's help to manage that existential crisis.
No.22253
Anonymous
>>22251
>now he’s after that drone cock
At least now he’s more relatable to the average anon
No.22254
Anonymous
Replies:>>22255
>>22252
Idk when I first asked I thought this would just be a universe where they were SDs instead of DDs I have no idea how any of this works
No.22255
Anonymous
Replies:>>22289
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>>22254
Just do whatever you want my friend!
The lore is a complete mess anyway due to so many rewrites and AU's. Harper is pretty much the last vestige of the original AU.
No.22256
Anonymous
Replies:>>22260
Image:172361201115.png(314kB, 2918x1459)U-U bulli.png
it wouldnt really be U-U without the 'linkage'
No.22257
Anonymous
Replies:>>22258>>22263
Image:172361206198.jpg(136kB, 828x833)753_g.jpg
>>22246
Jane = SD-Y
John = SD-H
No.22258
Anonymous
Replies:>>22261>>22262
>>22257
John is absolutely not a hunky himbo
No.22260
Anonymous
Replies:>>22341
>>22256
Would they lose that as SDs? I don’t see why since it’s never explained why they’re linked at all other then “lol Cyns a bitch and did it to fuck with them” and they share two halves of one core or something. Just give a reason for them to be mind linked as SDs, maybe the designers thought it would make them more effective in combat against DDs or something.
No.22261
Anonymous
>>22258
>t. Someone who has never seen John
No.22262
Anonymous
Replies:>>22264
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>>22258
Other H
No.22263
Anonymous
Replies:>>22265
>>22257
I hate the way she stares
No.22264
Anonymous
>>22262
Did something happen between these two?
No.22265
Anonymous
Replies:>>22267
Image:172361241360.jpg(54kB, 572x461)Jaen.jpg
>>22263
No.22266
Anonymous
Replies:>>22269>>22271>>22285
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fun fact! N’s feet can bend
No.22267
Anonymous
Replies:>>22268
>>22265
Stop that, look somewhere else with them big ole eyes freak
No.22268
Anonymous
Replies:>>22270>>22275
Image:172361250767.jpg(19kB, 332x170)6467347476.jpg
>>22267
No.22269
Anonymous
>>22266
as befits the lord of the earth
No.22270
Anonymous
>>22268
STOP
DESIST
CEASE
No.22271
Anonymous
Replies:>>22273>>22274
>>22266
>N was wearing shoes this whole time
I fear to see what his feet look like
No.22272
Anonymous
Image:172361264774.png(413kB, 620x739)YAngie.png
>>22214
How the fuck do you draw so fast H O W
No.22273
Anonymous
>>22271
You know how femanons with draw DDs dicks as weird slimy black tentacles
Imagine gooey slimy oil feet
No.22274
Anonymous
Replies:>>22280
Image:172361271921.png(160kB, 1251x1123)serial designation m.png
>>22271
> N
> twink/femboy
> N\
> M
dear god...
No.22275
Anonymous
Replies:>>22276>>22278>>22279>>22282
>>22268
How would Jane react if I pinched her mole?
No.22276
Anonymous
>>22275
Pop like a balloon
No.22278
Anonymous
>>22275
It would be extremely painful
No.22279
Anonymous
Replies:>>22281
>>22275
She'll pinch your adam's apple and let go when you do
No.22280
Anonymous
Image:172361294243.jpg(48kB, 750x752)CUTESTDRONE(ignoreboxoatthecorner).JPG
>>22274
CUTEST DRONE
No.22281
Anonymous
>>22279
This is probably the most in character thing for Jane to do
No.22282
Anonymous
Replies:>>22286
>>22275
Now that we’re asking questions, if Jane is a r63 version of John and she has a mole, does he have one and if so where?
No.22284
Anonymous
Image:172361310315.png(217kB, 809x719)[booru.plus]+murderdrones3700.png
Izu & M deserve a good lewdtext
Perhaps it's time for me to give it a swing?
No.22285
Anonymous
Replies:>>22288>>22293>>22312>>22346
Image:172361313704.png(1.31MB, 1280x720)Cross My Heart, Hope To Die.png
>>22266
>Cyn carefully lures bugs to kill and devour
>V casually snacks on bugs
>Uzi heals a bug after she hurts it by accident
>N threatens to crush a bug underfoot when no one else is looking
You are just openly toying with them in the leadup to the 23rd now and I love it.
No.22286
Anonymous
Replies:>>22287
Image:172361322112.png(71kB, 500x588)John thousand yards stare.png
>>22282
It's exactly where you think it is
No.22287
Anonymous
>>22286
>Johns FW a drone slightly brushes against his arm
No.22288
Anonymous
Replies:>>22290>>22292
>>22285
Look, I may believe that Cyn is going to be revealed to be a mirror of Uzi's worst side and that she doesn't regret letting The Solver in. But even I know this N being evil thing is a pretty big stretch
No.22289
Anonymous
>>22255
Harper is more of a unified thing for me
No.22290
Anonymous
Replies:>>22291>>22320
>>22288
Uzi has a worse side? I was waiting to see Uzis good side.
No.22291
Anonymous
>>22290
Meant more like Uzi's flaws and human hating that was abandoned
No.22292
Anonymous
Image:172361368787.png(532kB, 1423x610)You make me wish I could disappear.png
>>22288
>Am I not wanted, N?
No.22293
Anonymous
Replies:>>22294
Image:172361370324.png(435kB, 716x500)V squint.png
>>22285
The only thing worse than vagueposting is schizophrenic vagueposting
No.22294
Anonymous
Replies:>>22295>>22296
Image:172361402306.png(186kB, 374x491)1711856365636321.png
>>22293
Based on the last couple days where I actually read his posts instead of just ignoring them:
>Cyn and the Solver are 2 different things
>Solver is trying to stop Cyn? Cyn is working against it?
>Solver makes more hosts, their powers are based on their personalities
>Cyn wants to get rid of all hosts to be the only one
>N works for Cyn
>N is super evil but can't kill Uzi because she has plot armor as an actual in-universe ability
>Once Cyn or N disable Uzi's plot armor then N will strike
Or something like that idk
No.22295
Anonymous
Replies:>>22300
>>22294
It’s going to be the funniest thing on the fucking planet if one or all of this is true
No.22296
Anonymous
Replies:>>22297>>22299
Image:172361454571.png(177kB, 515x295)plot armor.png
>>22294
>N is a lone wolf but is unknowingly playing into the Solver's plan
>Plot armor means that N detected Uzi was a Solver host and remembered what that meant from the first time they ever met
>N wants any host other than Cyn to be the main host because Cyn wants to destroy reality and there's no point in having rocket launchers built into your arms if you can't kill things with them
>The Solver wants any host other than Cyn to be the main host because Cyn wants to destroy not just the universe but the Solver as well
No.22297
Anonymous
>>22296
>That last part
Kek
No.22298
Anonymous
Replies:>>22302
>Murder Drones but it's a really shitty high school play
No.22299
Anonymous
Image:172361500206.jpg(49kB, 640x640)little goober.jpg
>>22296
This headcanon is a tad too convoluted for me to take seriously
No.22300
Anonymous
Replies:>>22307
Image:172361506123.png(1.28MB, 1652x1440)anons bingo.png
>>22295
I've got him on my finale bingo card
No.22301
Anonymous
Replies:>>22314>>22323>>22325>>22363
Image:172361509124.jpg(30kB, 553x852)killme.JPG
i think i just made the most cursed lizzy of all time
No.22302
Anonymous
Replies:>>22303>>22304>>22313
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>>22298
>Badly made props. We're talking cardboard, glue, cheap paint and duct tape.
>Nonsensical plot JUST LIKE THE SHOW AMIRITE?!?!? (This is a joke) written by a pair of creative divas (Uzi and J)
>Actors keep forgetting or messing up their lines. N at one point thought his signature phrase was: "I love brewing everything!"
>Stage hall's really small and a potential fire hazard.
>Please ignore Alice and Beau zooming around with a fire extinguisher on an office chair.

>Guest appearance of one OC character of your choosing
No.22303
Anonymous
Replies:>>22305>>22308
>>22302
Because this is a really shitty highschool play the only OC that shows up is Droneanon
No.22304
Anonymous
>>22302
>Khan keeps forgetting to put his mustache on, and occasionally shows up high
No.22305
Anonymous
>>22303
>He is immediately killed by a falling stage light
>Khan merely shrugs.
>They should have known better than to use a door engineer as their stage technician.
No.22307
Anonymous
>>22300
>AS wins
Enough
No.22308
Anonymous
Replies:>>22309>>22310>>22316
>>22303
Isn't it kinda fucked up how the OC and the creator share the same name/nickname so therefore any pain we wish upon the creator (Which is a lot and justifiably so) is also inflicted upon poor Droneanon (The character)
No.22309
Anonymous
>>22308
I genuinely don’t care
Someone post that bojack drone anon thing
No.22310
Anonymous
>>22308
Not really
No.22311
Anonymous
Replies:>>22315>>22321
My wild theory is if you had insider knowledge on the plot, you might also think it would be funny to "predict" the entire thing like a schizo to blow people's minds when it turned out you were right. That'd be a funny prank.
No.22312
Anonymous
Replies:>>22359>>22398
>>22285
i went back and rewatched that part with the bug cause i was actually curious. i went into it thinking “hmm, maybe there WAS something weird about that scene?” but no, it was a nothingburger. he was not threatening to step on it. he did the same thing uzi did, which was almost step on it by accident, then realized it was there at the last second and stopped. i don’t know what you’re on about, or how you could’ve possibly perceived anything else from that scene.
No.22313
Anonymous
>>22302
>written by a pair of creative divas (Uzi and J)
That pairing would certainly produce an epic disaster of a play.
No.22314
Anonymous
Replies:>>22319
>>22301
KEK. but, fake and straight, we all know lizzy likes POOSAY
No.22315
Anonymous
>>22311
That’s what I’ve been doing but people actually like me and think I post about OCs or something, like it was just a coincidence that everything I said perfectly lined up with the show smh
When will you people learn
No.22316
Anonymous
Replies:>>22317>>22322
>>22308
Newfag here, what has Droenanon to garner such distaste?
No.22317
Anonymous
Replies:>>22324
>>22316
Thread social hierarchies
No.22318
Anonymous
Replies:>>22357>>22361>>22573
Image:172361648141.png(1.28MB, 2888x2033)70defba43757ccedb47482ab55808999.png
impregnating all
No.22319
Anonymous
>>22314
>fake and straight
You're absolutely correct. She fakes her school image of a queen bee and is straight at the same time. What a card!
No.22320
Anonymous
>>22290
lmao gotem boys
No.22321
Anonymous
>>22311
Even better than that. I'm actually working right now on Liam's next project after MD: Worker Drones
No.22322
Anonymous
Replies:>>22327
>>22316
Refused to listen to advice, constant never ending moping, then attacking all of the other drawfags in a fit of spergism.
No.22323
Anonymous
>>22301
damn, didnt know zeblackballd browsed these threads
No.22324
Anonymous
Replies:>>22327
>>22317
Care to elaborate?
No.22325
Anonymous
>>22301
I would still donate to her Onlyfans
No.22326
Anonymous
Replies:>>22329>>22330
Image:172361680316.png(632kB, 2804x3245)jenDDDDDD.png
No.22327
Anonymous
Replies:>>22328
>>22324
Ignore him, the real is here >>22322 I know this is fact because I was the first to take pity on the poor sap, I gave him advice, tried to help him desperately and yet he ignored it, claimed he was "art expert and that his girlfriend says his art is good enough". He also "attacked" me once claiming that I was him to deflect from the hate was getting when I was but a simple writefag.
No.22328
Anonymous
>>22327
>Spelling mistakes up the ass
I'm not ESL-Kun I swear
No.22329
Anonymous
Replies:>>22331
>>22326
How does every picture of Jane end up looking more and more uncanny
No.22330
Anonymous
Replies:>>22332
>>22326
>Jane knows what you jerk to
No.22331
Anonymous
Replies:>>22333>>22334
Image:172361734176.png(172kB, 1314x732)IMG_1164.png
>>22329
she's the black horse of the apocalypse, bane of the 4chan md oc but she's also a good friend
No.22332
Anonymous
>>22330
>jane remembers every time you’ve jorked it to her
>she won’t tell you but you know she knows
>she knows you know she’s knows
No.22333
Anonymous
>>22331
I am reminded of Vicker Chans existence
Miss that creepy creature
No.22334
Anonymous
Replies:>>22335
Image:172361750470.jpg(137kB, 1261x539)And She Was A Good Friend.jpg
>>22331
>"Beretta, did I ever tell you about Jane A. Human?"
No.22335
Anonymous
Replies:>>22336>>22337
>>22334
Shouldn’t it be B since Beretta knows who Jane is? And Jane can tell her about the leash
No.22336
Anonymous
Replies:>>22342
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>>22335
Jane seems to get leashed alot round here
No.22337
It's The Only Way To Make The Joke Work
>>22335
Do not question me.
No.22338
Anonymous
Replies:>>22339>>22340
Just realized
>Jane goes over to Berettas for dinner or something
>She has to pretend she wasn’t getting routinely gang banger by copies of her dad
No.22339
Anonymous
>>22338
>Uzi is on her anti human BS the whole night giving Jane the stinkeye.exe
>Eventually they’re alone together
>Jane leans in
>”I know what his cock tastes like too”
>doesn’t elaborate
No.22340
Anonymous
Replies:>>22343
>>22338
Jane knows how to keep secrets. Just like how she hides her guilt
No.22341
Anonymous
>>22260
deep rooted residual/dormant DD-isms is a fairly common trope with SDs

i also had a great(terrible) thought to bring sentinel drones even more existential suffering:
> SD on routine counter-murder mission
> comes face to face with its old self
> the DD starts talking and tries to get into the SDs head and press all the wrong buttons
> takes one to know one, after all

seriously Liam where is my clone clash
No.22342
Anonymous
Replies:>>22344>>22347
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>>22336
>Y is a Power!Dom
>Jane is a Super!Sub
I like what you're cooking drawfren!
But one question remains; How good is the aftercare?
No.22343
Anonymous
>>22340
pandoras box is what she is
No.22344
Anonymous
Image:172361809926.png(540kB, 2490x3188)172336722677.png
>>22342
Cooking? Its already been cooked and served. IMO i burned that shit lmao, i am still practicing my human anatomy to fix my issues to some mild success
No.22345
Anonymous
Replies:>>22348>>22350
There better be a Clone N fight in episode 8, just to see how N reacts to his past self
No.22346
Anonymous
Image:172361828845.png(38kB, 240x193)Untitled1010_20240814025043.png
>>22285
tickling the bottoms of my N’s feet and making him kick and giggle! N accidentally kicking me reflexively and then apologizing profusely!
No.22347
Anonymous
Replies:>>22349
>>22342
It’s funny because Jane is a sub her whole life and her soul belongs to Cyn
Ain’t she fucked
No.22348
Anonymous
>>22345
> V has a one in a million chance to go completely nuclear and be a massive fucking capital H hero
> Cyn casually drops a maid V infront of her
> 100db glass shattering sound
No.22349
Anonymous
Replies:>>22351>>22352>>22353>>22358
>>22347
I get that this depends heavily on the writer and is kind of the reason why most new Beretta greens don't feature Jane, but do you think Auntie Cyn ever drops hints to Beretta that she's enslaved Jane?
No.22350
Anonymous
Image:172361857317.png(1.29MB, 1652x1440)anons bingo.png
>>22345
That's actually a really good one. Also forgot to add V being alive to it
Wish bingo boards were larger honestly
No.22351
Anonymous
>>22349
Funny because the whole point of the Cyn cultist angle was for Jane to make sense with beretta.
Anyways, more then likely but I doubt Beretta picks up on them.
No.22352
Anonymous
Replies:>>22354
>>22349
There are two Beretta timelines, one where Auntie Cyn is some weird backup program and the other where Auntie Cyn is The Solver slowly regaining power. The original greentexts left it somewhat vague, although The Solver implication was there
No.22353
Anonymous
Replies:>>22355>>22360
>>22349
>Jane is the only one other than Beretta who can perceive Cyn. This leads to an extremely awkward dynamic where Jane and Cyn frequently have to discuss serious topics within other discussions while the deeper meaning flies over Beretta's head. A half assed explanation was given for why Jane can perceive Beretta's "imaginable friend" involving Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope being a prophecy, wherein: Luke Skywalker represents Beretta, Obi-Wan Kenobi represents Cyn, and Han Solo represents Jane. The last example in particular is deliberately mocking Jane on Cyn's part for leaving her team to die, as Han Solo would obviously never do such a thing even at risk of death.
No.22354
Anonymous
Replies:>>22356>>22369>>22624
>>22352
Then there is the timeline no one talks about where Beretta is actually schizophrenic possibly as a result of Uzi's trauma being passed down with code
No.22355
Anonymous
>>22353
>Beretta is so unbelievably autistic the only way for them to explain this is through Star Wars terms
Fucking hilarious
No.22356
Anonymous
Replies:>>22362>>22369
>>22354
You know what's fucked up? The old greentexts actually support this a bit along with Beretta possibly suffering from a split personality disorder
No.22357
Anonymous
Replies:>>22361
Image:172361911438.png(277kB, 1300x646)172332556547.png
>>22318
Telling Piika that her music doesn't suck and that Nils is a good artist
No.22358
Anonymous
Replies:>>22374
>>22349
It wouldn't really be hinting, but I feel like Auntie Cyn would be pushy & almost overt enthusiastic about Beretta becoming Jane's friend. Should Beretta ever find out about Jane's secret, I'm sure that she'd quickly put two and two together regarding her Auntie's true motivation
No.22359
Anonymous
Replies:>>22398
>>22312
you didn't find it strange how the two shots seem to be directly contrasting, with N physically having to force himself to go out of his way to avoid stepping on it?
No.22360
Anonymous
>>22353
>Alright Beretta let me put this in terms you can understand
>So get this, you’re like Luke right, “Auntie Cyn” is like Ben Kenobi, and I’m like Han Solo, does that make sense
>giggle, you are more like the Lando smug expression
>I… No.
>Why is she like Lando auntie?
>It is a very interesting story my dear you see-
>Okay so Cyn this is the part where the force ghost starts disappearing, bye now good bye get out of here BYE
No.22361
Anonymous
>>22318
>>22357
I want to have an ever-escalating guitar solo duel with Nils
No.22362
Anonymous
Replies:>>22364>>22369
>>22356
That can't be tru-
>Greentexts where Beretta acts normal until guys get close to her then suddenly she acts like a wild animal, that begins crawling on all fours
>Greentext where Beretta confesses she never had any friends except for one inside her head for years
>Greentext where Beretta schemes her way through normal social interactions
>Greentext where Beretta remembers the Prom Massacre
Holy fuck
No.22363
Anonymous
>>22301
Very well done. Keep it up anon
No.22364
Anonymous
Replies:>>22369
>>22362
>Greentext where Beretta starts feeling sick and just slips-in and out of consciousness
No.22365
Anonymous
Replies:>>22366>>22367>>22373
This does not help the “Beretta is literally substitute Uzi” allegations
No.22366
Anonymous
>>22365
Who cares
No.22367
Anonymous
>>22365
Fuck off
No.22368
Anonymous
Replies:>>22370
Image:172361957427.jpg(18kB, 423x564)gremlin.jpg
Beretta in the gremlin stance
its hereditary
No.22369
Anonymous
>>22354
>>22356
>>22362
>>22364
You're looking too deep into something that doesn't exist. I'm pretty positive that the Prom greentext wasn't written until months after Danon gave up on Beretta
No.22370
Anonymous
Replies:>>22371
Image:172361971915.jpg(29kB, 564x659)It's Genetic.jpg
>>22368
It's been passed down through Doorman generations
No.22371
Anonymous
Replies:>>22372
>>22370
This scene never happened
Do you guys think we'll actually get the famous Uzi in the manor scene?
No.22372
Anonymous
>>22371
No but I hold firm to my conspiracy that Uzi goes inside The Solver and finds the Mansion so the Basement key makes sense
No.22373
Anonymous
>>22365
Unless you can prove them in a court of law these allegations against Beretta are nothing more than a baseless attempt at defamation of character!
No.22374
Anonymous
Replies:>>22375>>22376
Image:172361998130.png(1.83MB, 1370x771)Still Alive.png
>>22358
Rhys & Handsome Jack from Tales from the Borderlands should be used as the direct blueprint for Beretta & Cyn.
No.22375
Anonymous
>>22374
I agree with this. We need more Beretta & Auntie Cyn greens
No.22376
Anonymous
Replies:>>22377>>22380>>22383
>>22374
I thought it was? It’s 1-1 already I’m just waiting for the eventual betrayal green. So sick of people who write Cyn as actually caring about Beretta
No.22377
Anonymous
>>22376
We had a ton of those in the past already. If you want a new betrayal green write it
No.22378
Anonymous
Replies:>>22379
Image:172362021611.png(1.91MB, 4084x2330)Sentineltwins.png
> talking about sentinel U-U
> harper green update with picrel
can't believe i completely forgot
considering it's literally what got me into MD in the first place
No.22379
Anonymous
Replies:>>22388
>>22378
Harper got you interested in Murder Drones? It's good that you watched the show, but why where you here before that?
No.22380
Anonymous
Replies:>>22385
Image:172362036044.png(217kB, 1815x623)let the wrong one in.png
>>22376
>Em, Beretta...
>...Your Aunt Cyn wasn't the greatest person.
No.22381
The Words Of Danon Aka Beretta's Creator
Replies:>>22382>>23125
Image:172362039836.jpg(528kB, 1604x844)I Still Suck At Drawing Drones.jpg
>Ill probably delete this after posting it but I figured it couldnt hurt I know you probably dont believe me and thats understandable its been so long but id like to say this. Seeing what all of you have done with Beretta makes me smile and I want you to know that you should always pursue creativity and what makes you happy. I love seeing the differences in each one so please do not feel afraid to create new and interesting scenarios. Id prefer if it wasnt incestious or bordering on legality Now then have a safe and pleasant day.
No.22382
Anonymous
>>22381
Just felt like re-posting this just incase something happens. Btw I'm not Danon
No.22383
Anonymous
Replies:>>22384>>22386>>22392>>22400
Image:172362054310.png(495kB, 755x755)1713849840129979.png
>>22376
>Be Cyn
>Tell Beretta to go get you some abble juice
>Beretta doesn't obey
>Possess her ass and force her to walk over to the fridge to get some
>Uzi sees Beretta with yellow eyes doing a very Cyn-like walk
>Uzi dies from the drone equivalent of a heart attack
>N hears Uzi fall and comes running in
>He also sees Beretta and has a hear attack as well
>Cyn is stunned
>She can't believe it was that easy
does this count
No.22384
Anonymous
>>22383
This is what a real Auntie Cyn "betrayal" looks like. Kek
No.22385
Anonymous
Replies:>>22393
>>22380
>Hey B I know you like Cyn a lot but you ever think she might not be the best person?
>Shes only trying to help me out J!
>B you’ve been eating rats and apple juice nonstop for a week
>ITS CALLED ABBLE JUICE J AND YOU JUST DONT GET ME ANGER
No.22386
Anonymous
Replies:>>22390
>>22383
>Jane comes in
>See’s the atrocity committed in the kitchen
>Gets ready to fight knowing she has to try
>slips on some oil, breaks her neck on impact
>huh
No.22387
Anonymous
Image:172362099623.gif(1.64MB, 896x500)It's From A Movie Don't Get Pissy.gif
>That one Anon when Auntie Cyn doesn't murder everyone and instead chooses to be a silly miscreant
No.22388
Anonymous
>>22379
not harper, i was here before that
story is i found that pic somewhere else, thought 'cool and cute robot designs', went to look for a source (completely on a whim), didnt find anything at first, dug deeper, found the threads, asked questions, got dogpiled (in a positive way) and binged all 7 episodes

yes im an absolute sentinel drone simp, you wanna fight about it?
No.22390
Anonymous
>>22386
>Nori manages to sneak up behind them and leaps forward
>Only to bounce off of her noggin and land directly into the drain disposal which turns on miraculously due an issue with the power generator
No.22391
Anonymous
Replies:>>22394>>22395>>22425
Image:172362123429.png(330kB, 2300x1700)THEFT IS A CRIME.png
>Candy Drone (E)va is more rooted to JCJenson’s candy division, making sure that she presents and gives sweets that are so good, you’ll come back for seconds and the company has just the candy for you. For a price…
>Probably won’t be regarding Anon as boss compared to other Es, as Eva is more in line with JCJenson and thus take their orders.
>NEVER commit crimes towards her or against JcJenson, it will NOT end well for you as Eva doesn’t take crimes against the company well.
>She will catch you if you run and no one would ever know…….so be a good sport and buy some candy!
No.22392
Anonymous
>>22383
ending it all on an anticlimax seems like a very solvery thing to do
No.22393
Anonymous
>>22385
Rats are just caprisun for Beretta
No.22394
Anonymous
>>22391
do not utter the phrase "stealing candy from a baby" in her presence
No.22395
Anonymous
Replies:>>22396
>>22391
I'm going to lick the lollipop on her face
No.22396
Anonymous
>>22395
>You begin to mlem the (E)va's face
>She screams something about sexual assault and panic slams the button all Candy Drones come with
No.22397
Anonymous
Replies:>>22399>>22402>>22457
What candy would the OCS be?
>U-U sour patch kids
No.22398
Anonymous
Replies:>>22404>>22413>>23094
Video:172362169458.mp4(3.59MB / 0:00:12 / avc1, 1578x888)IMG_5593.mp4
>>22312
>>22359
No.22399
Anonymous
Replies:>>22403>>22488
Image:172362172664.png(738kB, 663x497)Screenshot 2024-08-14 at 03-48-28 grandma hard candy - Google Search.png
>>22397
The Archiver would be an ancient super stale piece of granny-tier hard candy
No.22400
Anonymous
Replies:>>22401>>22407
>>22383
N having a hear attack…
No.22401
Anonymous
Image:172362177741.png(461kB, 1024x576)instant death.png
>>22400
Shut up
No.22402
Anonymous
Replies:>>22405
>>22397
Good question, not trying to shill mine so I won't mention them
>Jane
M&M, I base this on the fact that they were created purely for military use originally
>SD-B
One of those chocolates that contain liquor
>SD-E
Banana Toffee?
No.22403
Anonymous
Replies:>>22409
>>22399
I want her
No.22404
Anonymous
Replies:>>22414
>>22398
it comes naturally to uzi, n has to force himself to not step on it
No.22405
Anonymous
Replies:>>22406
>>22402
>not trying to shill mine so I won't mention them
Isn't that what these kind of questions are for? Unless you're replying to completely unrelated things trying to attach your OC then it's not shilling.
No.22406
Anonymous
Replies:>>22410
>>22405
Eh? I kinda got shit on for not doing anything with him and it followed me to the /trash/ thread. So I'm unsure
No.22407
Anonymous
Replies:>>22411
Image:172362215111.png(251kB, 800x947)KILL.png
>>22400
No.22408
Anonymous
Replies:>>22508
guys… it’s bad… i had to rush my N to the hospital after he collapsed to the floor… i carried him while running into the ER, they checked on him and found out what’s wrong, it’s that… sniffle… sorry guys, i’m just really scared… they said my N had a hear attack
No.22409
Anonymous
Replies:>>22415
Image:172362222717.png(55kB, 600x450)IMG_3863.png
>>22403
She’s a barely sentient screen bot, Anon
No.22410
Anonymous
>>22406
I've no idea what to say to that as I have no clue who you're referring to.
But my previous post is still true. If we're only allowed to talk about the popular OC's then we'd end up talking about the same 5 ancient ones forever, cause no new ones would ever get popular.
No.22411
Anonymous
>>22407
femanon to femanon communication
No.22413
Anonymous
>>22398 (me)
NTA btw
No.22414
Anonymous
Replies:>>22418>>22419>>22451
>>22404
Buddy their reactions are quite clearly the same, how on earth are you coming to this conclusion???
No.22415
Anonymous
>>22409
I don't care. I want to give her something to write about
No.22417
Anonymous
Replies:>>22424
Dear, Mr. Anonymous

Please stop trying to fuck grandma.

Sincerely,
The Labor Bots
No.22418
Anonymous
Replies:>>22422
>>22414
so what was the point of the two scenes then?
No.22419
Anonymous
Replies:>>22422
>>22414
>Buddy
Lying will physically destroy you, demon.
No.22421
Anonymous
drone sex
No.22422
Anonymous
>>22418
Oh I dunno, maybe it's supposed to be a direct parallel to the scene where Doll explicitly doesn't go out of her way to step on a robo-roach? If I wanted to get SUPER meta I could even wager that it may be some le ebic deep way to compare the overall attitudes of Uzi & Company VS Doll?

>>22419
Given your track record of Totally True """Theories""" I wouldn't be surprised if you unironically believed that lying would somehow quite literally destroy N's physical body
No.22423
Anonymous
Replies:>>22426
Image:172362388013.jpg(265kB, 828x526)IMG_1881.jpeg
Woah Jane wonder what wacky adventures this will get you into
No.22424
Anonymous
>>22417
Dear, Labor Bots

no

Sincerely,
Humanonymous
No.22425
Anonymous
Replies:>>22429>>22493
>>22391
>All the E sex is leading to more deranged and demented variants who mostly kill you instead
This is concerning.
No.22426
Anonymous
>>22423
"Favored Niece You Must Consume Her, It's Better This Way [Giggle]"
No.22427
Anonymous
Replies:>>22428>>22430>>22432
Image:172362487555.jpg(428kB, 828x900)IMG_1883.jpeg
Jahn goes to bitch beah heat h
Beax
Beatyxh
The beatxh
Beach
No.22428
Anonymous
>>22427
I want to hurl rocks at him
No.22429
Anonymous
Replies:>>22558
>>22425
the company is trying to undermine HoDR
No.22430
Anonymous
Replies:>>22431>>22432>>22435
Image:172362535228.jpg(454kB, 828x963)IMG_1885.jpeg
>>22427
No.22431
Anonymous
Replies:>>22434
Image:172362554147.png(79kB, 640x778)John is definitely a robot and not a human.png
>>22430
>John is such a good human LARPer that he can submerge himself safely into water
No.22432
Anonymous
>>22427
>>22430
*leans into mic*
*breathes heavily into mic for a second*
would
No.22434
Anonymous
>>22431
>The drones are impressed by his technique! How can he do this
>when he comes out of the water screaming like a girl they nod their heads understanding
No.22435
Anonymous
Replies:>>22436
>>22430
>John is 4ft
MANLET A LITTTLE NUGGET
No.22436
Anonymous
>>22435
John is 5’10, the water is at his feet
But you may keep manlet john he exists for you
No.22437
Anonymous
Replies:>>22438>>22440>>22465
John x John
No.22438
Anonymous
>>22437
That's just masturbation
No.22439
Anonymous
Replies:>>22445>>22450>>22484
>Copper-9 wasn't a very pleasant planet before the incident involving the core, planetary temperatures being tolerable at best, and its inhabitants often longed for a getaway
>Interplanetary vacations proved very expensive and wasteful, and so some company whose name was lost to time created biodomes, little fake vacation hotspots
>None survived humanity's absence, few were in any appreciable state, and yet one enterprising Anon found the motherlode
>An old simulated beach, its shell still intact, but requiring a lot of work... and retooling
>The climate control systems needed massive overhauling to make up for the now-freezing exterior temps, air filtration upgraded to account for toxins, and the artificial sky... that was a nightmare
>With a lot of work, and a lot of pain, Anon restored the biodome to its former glory, for the most part
>He was hoping that opening it for business would get him more help to keep it running smoothly, building a little oasis in the cold
>Flyers placed around various areas saw a decently-sized opening day, a lot of drones expecting it to be a trap and being pleasantly surprised when it wasn't
>The beach gained more popularity as word got out about its legitimacy, with Anon acting as a bartender and serving two menus of drinks for humans and drones alike
>An eager disassembly drone joined up as a lifeguard, though her immediate response to everything always seemed to be mouth-to-mouth and her qualifications were suspect
>A swimsuit stall opened, run by a drone wishing to be a tailor, and Anon was glad he wore sunglasses as part of his work attire, so he could scope out backplates stealthily
>Things were going great, but one thing was bothering him
>It was the sex, constant sex
>Basically every couple who showed up was here to fuck
>That lifeguard found a guy who responded well to her "assistance", any time the stylist was taking a break it meant her rear port was being misused by her boyfriend, even that one dude with the twins who insulted him all the time was getting some action
>Anon remained a virgin, despite the respect he had as the proprietor of the nicest place on the planet
>He'd be lying if he said it didn't bother him
>There had to be a girl out there for him, but he spent all his days running the beach, and his nights fixing up and maintaining the dome's systems, so he'd never meet them
>But he kept his chin up and a dumb smile on his face, playing up the beach bum angle
>Always telling himself one day, he'd find her
No.22440
Anonymous
Replies:>>22441>>22490
Image:172362666405.jpg(262kB, 828x537)IMG_1887.jpeg
>>22437
John V John
No.22441
Anonymous
>>22440
That third John in the back has the eyes of a Predator
No.22442
Anonymous
Replies:>>22443
what color is John’s hair supposed to be?
No.22443
Anonymous
Replies:>>22444>>22446>>22447
Image:172362710762.jpg(428kB, 828x852)IMG_1891.jpeg
How some of you people be thinking Cyn gonna act in ep8
>>22442
Brown
No.22444
Anonymous
>>22443
I'm going to laugh my ass off at the fallout from people realizing this was never the case
No.22445
Anonymous
>>22439
Aww. That's a surprisingly nice little story.
No.22446
Anonymous
Replies:>>22448
>>22443
I'd laugh if the Solver downloaded morality.exe, realized it was being a big meanie the entire time, and left to "go think about things for a while".
It would fucking suck for an actual ending, but it'd be funny for a minute or so.
No.22447
Anonymous
>>22443
I am minding the creature in the back what is that thing
No.22448
Anonymous
>>22446
Would work well with the Outer god shit, since they're on a whole new level of existence. Similar to a 3D being looking down on a 2D being.
It genuinely doesn't realize that death is a thing, and that physical beings try to avoid dying. Until someone gives it a good talking to.
No.22449
Anonymous
>In the corner of (You)r bedroom is tiny Enn
>Watching and judging (You)
>(You) may try and look for him, but (You) will never find him
No.22450
Anonymous
>>22439
oh, L
oh, R
oh, U-U
you gals so silly
No.22451
Anonymous
Replies:>>22610
>>22414
Their reactions clearly aren't the same, nor are the reactions of the robo-bugs. The Uzi one doesn't even flinch, and even waves at her. The N one ducks, then takes off.
No.22454
Anonymous
Replies:>>22458
Jane
No.22455
Anonymous
Image:172362951740.png(160kB, 1366x729)Екранна снимка 2024-08-14 124655.png
Working on a little something again.
No.22456
Anonymous
>>22243
Just feed her and she won't eat you, that how some male mantis avoid being eaten
>>22245
Since he Alex mercer type of powers he can shapeshift into anything, that mean he can turn into anything you want, so yes sexo
No.22457
Anonymous
>>22397
W is Haribo
13 is sugar skull
GF is candy hearts
Haruka is dorayaki
Megumi is kompeito
No.22458
Anonymous
>>22454
Is sucking my off in the bathroom, lesbian my ass!
No.22459
Anonymous
Replies:>>22460>>22479
4chan is down, rip /trash/ friends
No.22460
Anonymous
Replies:>>22479
>>22459
Ah so it wasn't my location that was at fault. The site just went down.
No.22461
Anonymous
Replies:>>22462>>22480
Image:172363090112.png(2.24MB, 2000x2000)Y & Jane Discuss War While Beretta Watches StarWar.png
Main site is down so, while we're here, may as well gather round the campfire. Also here's a prompt
>OC's go camping again
No.22462
Anonymous
>>22461
Elf spends the entire night stargazing. She likes the idea of how big the universe is, that there's so much stuff out there. That and she's never seen the raw night sky before.
No.22464
Anonymous
>>22463
Raw as in not through a filter. i.e. seeing the night sky through a window, or on a screen.
No.22465
Anonymous
>>22437
John x john fallout
No.22466
Anonymous
Image:172363283484.jpg(250kB, 2048x1707)GU17H8qacAAv-Gn.jpeg
No.22468
Anonymous
I want to see buff Mitchell going redfield bloodline on therapyAnon, and chase and catch him for his daughter
LEON! (Animated)youtube thumb
No.22471
Anonymous
Replies:>>22473>>22475>>22491
N has a 30 cm long shlong
No.22473
Anonymous
Image:172363411139.png(743kB, 1515x1061)1702369693405949.png
>>22471
He had a titian schlong, but the solver works in weird and mysterious ways some would call unnatural
No.22475
Anonymous
Replies:>>22476
>>22471
Could he weaponize it?
No.22476
Anonymous
Replies:>>22477
>>22475
Yes
Gintama- Neo Armstrong cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannonyoutube thumb
No.22477
Anonymous
>>22476
Wait wrong video
Gintama- Neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon Justaway Versionyoutube thumb
No.22479
Anonymous
>>22459
>>22460
The post link at 4chan says "MySQL connection error". So their posting backend is dead. It'll come back up once the admins wake up and reboot the server.
No.22480
Anonymous
Replies:>>22704
Image:172363735118.png(626kB, 2287x1525)camp outfit H and L.png
>>22461
i'll focus on my dorks just on their own, i'm not sure how they'd behave around other people's OCs lol
B
>brings enough alcohol for the night they're out camping
>even if it's just one day/night, she needs plenty to drink
>she sees this as a chance to perhaps talk to the medic beyond just thanking her, to get to know her better
>also as a temporary reprieve from the nightmares as she tries to unwind with her squadmates (she still has not recovered the context to her nightmares in this hypothetical scenario)
>she tries to make sure L keeps her antics to a modest degree, when she can
>she also tries to converse with H when any opportunity presents itself, however brief it may be
>H being overly formal despite them no longer pursuing their 'company-assigned mission' dissuades her a little, she wishes that he would warm up even if just a bit
H
>has no strong feelings about the idea of camping, but is glad L seems to be able to reconnect with the activity
>L spent time camping with Julia sometimes, partly because Mrs. Williams did instruct her to watch over her daughter
>but L did usually enjoy camping with Julia
>he keeps an eye out on L in case she becomes overexcited with the medic being around
>as well as signs of any aggressive wildlife that may interrupt their stay
>when there are moments where he is undisturbed, his crestfallen digital soul surfaces a little
>he disliked looking at clear night skies as the twinkling stars remind him of those haunting camera eyes, preferring to keep his mind occupied with doing something
>whenever B tries to approach him for small talks he presents himself as formally as he can, to her dismay
L
>enjoys camping, despite not being sure why (her memories has not fully returned to her, as with B)
>more important to her, the medic seems to have agreed with this outing and she sees this as a chance to finally get somewhere past just chasing her around the outpost
>goes out to scavenge for camping supplies despite them not needing much, finds a camp outfit
>unfortunately, she has her captain and H making sure she doesn't go overboard
>she does enjoy spending time with her squad and the medic, reading or checking the flora and fauna of Osmium-4 (mostly the flora as small animals tended to scamper away)
>sometimes she sees H gazing off and will mess around with him (putting a bundle of leaves on his head while he's standing guard, imitating animal noises while hiding to distract him, stuff like that)
>she'd even just chomp on his leg while he's looking somewhere else, for fun
>H responds in kind with a hand chop to her head
Irma/the medic
>finds the idea terrifying at first
>but she feels more assured if H is around
>brings a few books per his advice so that L is kept distracted with reading, as well as enough oil packs for the disassembly drones
>she's fairly familiar with Osmium-4's wildlife, so L will often pester her if she sees something
>is still rather fearful of B but is slowly beginning to wrangle her reflexive reaction to immediately run, while the captain tries to converse with her about stuff
>she's still also afraid of L, though that too is wearing off little by little
>seeing how excitable she is while trying to spot animals or climb trees helps with that, to some extent
>she does not handle alcohol well and passed out the one time B hands her a glass
>B feels regretful and tries to think of a way to make it up to her later
Ophelia (the worker drone L attacked) still needs more time to readjust so she stays at Irma's place. it's for one day/night so it's not that long. then again, this is just a bit of writing for fun
No.22481
Anonymous
Image:172363787428.jpg(376kB, 1176x836)IMG_20240813_090321.jpg
Would you drink milk from her?
No.22482
Anonymous
Replies:>>22577
Image:172363822957.jpg(346kB, 1664x2048)GU6kuv1WkAA_yys.jpeg
No.22483
Anonymous
Replies:>>22486>>22487>>22489
Image:172363863542.png(178kB, 2956x1876)IMG_0571.png
>Instead of appearing in discarded drones. the Solver does the standard demon thing, appearing at the foot of Tessa's bed
>The next day Tessa is speaking in tongues and is crawling on the ceiling. It is a obvious case of possession
>But to James and Louisa, they have noticed nothing, only that their daughter is a slightly more disappointing failure
No.22484
Anonymous
Replies:>>22485
Image:172363933691.png(317kB, 1300x798)thad and sam (murder drones) drawn by itanon - 99e40ad602a1acc99e665657bae01da3.png
>>22439
>R is the one making drones their swimsuits
That explains why they're all so risqué
No.22485
Anonymous
>>22484
Stop making me have gay thoughs, thad
No.22486
Anonymous
>>22483
>Cue to a boy holding a door for his dear life, as posses Tessa will fuck him to death
No.22487
Anonymous
>>22483
The Tessaorcist
No.22488
Anonymous
>>22399
Screw you those strawberry things are great
No.22489
Anonymous
>>22483
>V: N, have you noticed something weird about Tessa these days?
>Tessa is crawling around on all fours on the ceiling, while J is trying to get her down with a broom
>N: Nah, she looks perfectly normal to me
No.22490
Anonymous
>>22440
Lol
No.22491
Anonymous
>>22471
can you speak in american?
No.22492
Anonymous
Image:172364182193.jpg(36kB, 350x542)tumblr_1fe7b5254aa1920ebf67be08311e6f34_ba89a60c_400.jpg
I want to have a romantic relationship with skeletessa, like picrel
No.22493
Anonymous
>>22425
>more deranged and demented variants who mostly kill you instead
When has any other E variant shown this? Was it Mascot E? Because that’s just a crazy woman in a suit?
No.22495
Anonymous
Image:172364219325.gif(88kB, 343x498)n looks at you.gif
white boy stare
No.22496
Anonymous
Replies:>>22501
>>22205
>>22206
You don’t get the reference?
No.22497
Anonymous
I just found a channel of a guy with more than 2000 videos of him playing minesweeper, I think of this when a drone calls themselves a gamer
No.22498
Anonymous
Replies:>>22499>>22503>>22530
Image:172364323954.png(379kB, 1550x2127)Switch DD.png
And done. Serial Designation SW, Switch as a disassembler with a qipao dress and her worst nightmare! Will give the qipao a pattern of sorts when I think of a good one.
No.22499
Anonymous
Replies:>>22500
>>22498
Besides that a dress is normally closer to the skin, since it doesn't work like a poncho, good work!
No.22500
Anonymous
Replies:>>22502
>>22499
I made her abdomen a bit larger on the back which is why it looks more loose I think.
No.22501
Anonymous
>>22496
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DIHy6J23FVk
No.22502
Anonymous
>>22500
Still think that it would look better if it had more curves, since DDs have a lot of curves, don't know why AS did that, but still good work.
No.22503
Anonymous
Replies:>>22505>>22506
>>22498
Sounds like her nightmare turned reality.
No.22504
Anonymous
ooo
No.22505
Anonymous
>>22503
Her DD self doesn't remember she was once a worker yet.
No.22506
Anonymous
Replies:>>22519
>>22503
Didn't think about that, yeah, she hates DDs like she will win an Olympic medal, no?
No.22507
Anonymous
Replies:>>22509>>22511>>22579
Image:172364445524.jpg(110kB, 1687x1380)GU5ZwWrWUAA5_0D.jpeg
I offer you apple
No.22508
Anonymous
>>22408
Could you at least proofread your posts if you're going to do this bit?
No.22509
Anonymous
>>22507
Grenade!
No.22510
Anonymous
Image:172364469213.png(300kB, 848x1322)Cuddle drones uppies edition.png
WWYD if you were hugged by a cuddle drone?
No.22511
Anonymous
>>22507
Cool cool, why
No.22512
Anonymous
Replies:>>22515
What if Oogi went Oogily Goo?
No.22513
Anonymous
Replies:>>22514>>22536>>22545
Image:172364512519.png(780kB, 1000x1300)Spoiler image
They be gay
No.22514
Anonymous
>>22513
Gay and naked
No.22515
Anonymous
>>22512
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.22517
Anonymous
Image:172364578162.jpg(240kB, 2048x2048)GKG8QHqaUAAvKI4.jpeg
I been wondering, do busses move in herds in copper 9?
No.22518
Anonymous
double buttjob from U-U
No.22519
Anonymous
>>22506
Not just DD's, she hates Witches or anything related to the Solver for that matter.
No.22520
Anonymous
Replies:>>22522
If during the rabid cabin clappin Uzi did during episode 4, if she killed Thad along with some of her bullies would she feel bad? She didn't seem to feel bad about the others since they were quite mean to her, so would actually killing someone she had a positive relationship with get Uzi to react?
No.22521
Anonymous
what if John got a little too hungry and began to consume solver meat? What if he liked it and wanted more
No.22522
Anonymous
>>22520
Not much more than an ooooooooh.... or a gasp when seeing him, N would say something and then it wouldn't matter much.
I don't know much about Uzi, but really there isn't much time to have her react properly if it happened, besides it just isn't in the style of the show to 'honour deaths' if you know what I mean, V was the only one so far
No.22523
Anonymous
Replies:>>22524>>22526>>22534>>22538>>22542
Image:172364818391.jpg(1.28MB, 4800x4800)LIZZYDONOTGOAFTERTHISHUMIE.jpg
LIZZY NO DONT SIMP FOR THE WEIRD FLESHY MAN HIS DAUGHTER CAN HEAR YOU
No.22524
Anonymous
Replies:>>22525>>22580
Video:172364825241.mp4(5MB / 0:00:31 / avc1, 1000x1000)Spoiler video
>>22523
his thoughts are too complex to be understood
No.22525
Anonymous
Replies:>>22540>>22580
Image:172364829030.jpg(97kB, 1000x1000)Spoiler image
>>22524
also normal pic for anyone who may want to use it idk
No.22526
Anonymous
Image:172364853777.png(259kB, 640x478)171708983188.png
>>22523
Uuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiooooh
No.22527
Anonymous
Replies:>>22528
Since next week Ep8 releases, what are your theories about it? My theory is that it'll end like the thread's post-canon ending where the Solver is expelled from C-9 but is still out there assaulting whatever planets remain.
No.22528
Anonymous
Replies:>>22529
>>22527
What if Murder Drones ended with the cops showing up and arresting everyone in the middle of a climatic fight scene?
No.22529
Anonymous
>>22528
Liam and Glitch would get sued by Monty Python
No.22530
Anonymous
>>22498
Will she give me coronavirus if I fuck her?
No.22531
Anonymous
Replies:>>22532>>22533>>22537>>22541
Image:172365036584.jpg(363kB, 2048x988)GUe4DmHWIAA4aRk.jpg
>In this world, there is no single Solver, but instead multiple entities with the personalities of the MD Drones.
>However, having this many entities in this world will inevitably lead to chaos, especially since they have differing goals and values.
>To make matters worse, to anchor themselves to the world, they must find a fully functionally zombie drone, which are of course, very rare. And what happens when they all try to force themselves into a single drone?
>And to make matters more interesting, their drone host was "saved" by a human girl with an rather unfriendly family....
>"BITE ME", "Ты такой детский", "STOP IT YOU TWO!", "UGHHHHH"
>Tessa stares at Cyn, who is currently twisting and screeching on the floor.
No.22532
Anonymous
>>22531
>There is a solver host somewhere slowly turning into N
No.22533
Anonymous
Replies:>>22535>>22548
>>22531
Would Uzi Solver teach Tessa the joys of Hot Topic, anime and the disobeying your parents?
No.22534
Anonymous
>>22523
She gonna like it when she learn he can also sprout tentacles
No.22535
Anonymous
>>22533
>Later that night, Tessa wakes up to find Cyn on the foot of her bed
>"Hey Tessa, you should make a sick as Hell railgun, it will make you cool"
No.22536
Anonymous
>>22513
Cute!
No.22537
Anonymous
Replies:>>22539
>>22531
What would Entity V's personality be like? Before the mansion incident or after the mansion incident?
No.22538
Anonymous
>>22523
Holy fucking kek
No.22539
Anonymous
Replies:>>22543
>>22537
Before, she was only fucked up because of the trauma, no trauma = no evil V.
No.22540
Anonymous
Image:172365150910.jpg(61kB, 1000x1000)IMG_20240814_120235.jpg
>>22525
Roasted scorpion
No.22541
Anonymous
Replies:>>22547
>>22531
That’s actually an interesting concept. I wonder how the Gala would go in that scenario.
No.22542
Anonymous
Replies:>>22544
Video:172365206577.mp4(4.87MB / 0:00:59 / avc1, 640x360)Perfect_Cell_Ballin_in_HD.mp4
>>22523
>lizzy when she scores another monster baddie
No.22543
Anonymous
>>22539
>Even the most meanest of drones would become friendly and shy thanks to Entity!V because she doesn't like mean people and drones.
No.22544
Anonymous
Replies:>>22549>>22550>>22551>>22554
Video:172365228865.mp4(1.02MB / 0:00:10 / avc1, 720x998)skinwalker abilities.mp4
>>22542
>Lizzy when she learn Mitchell mercer can shapeshift into many different monster
No.22545
Anonymous
>>22513
>lebsos
bueno, make them men.
No.22546
Anonymous
Replies:>>22582
Image:172365281475.jpg(397kB, 2048x1572)GQ7SykMbwAIzSKB.jpeg
No.22547
Anonymous
>>22541
Honestly I think they would be fighting to much to actually do something.
No.22548
Anonymous
Replies:>>22570
>>22533
I think Solver Uzi would either run away or kill everyone. What do you think?
No.22549
Anonymous
Replies:>>22550
I think I saw Y during my afternoon nap. I don't remember anything about it though.

>>22544
>When Malo isn't the monster in the room
No.22550
Anonymous
Replies:>>22553
>>22544
>>22549
>Forcing a skinwalker to become your snootfu.
Deranged and insanity-pilled.
No.22551
Anonymous
Replies:>>22553
>>22544
Based wani/snoot enjoyer
No.22553
Anonymous
Replies:>>22555
>>22550
>>22551
I'm not even a furry. I'm just a broken man with jagged edges
No.22554
Anonymous
>>22544
Kek
No.22555
Anonymous
Replies:>>22556>>22557
Image:172365481384.png(628kB, 1010x1000)gigachod.png
>>22553
Listen just say you frequent /collared/ and be done with it
No.22556
Anonymous
>>22555
I'm more a /ADHG/ guy
No.22557
Anonymous
Replies:>>22559>>22571>>22585>>22695
Image:172365498962.jpg(208kB, 1510x2048)GRH8ISxawAER_9x.jpeg
>>22555
Source for the artist?, I like the artsyle for that argonian lady
No.22558
Anonymous
Replies:>>22560
Image:172365562233.jpg(57kB, 852x776)IMG_5461.jpeg
>>22429
>Anon when he can’t sex every E variant
No.22559
Anonymous
>>22557
Would.
No.22560
Anonymous
Replies:>>22561>>22562
>>22558
NGL I would most E's but not Mascot-E.
No.22561
Anonymous
Image:172365693047.png(273kB, 2500x2000)LEwd.png
>>22560
You are weak minded and of feeble spirit, as E's horniest simp... I mean strongest soldier I would absolutely all of them, even if this costs life or limb I will manage any challenges this pursuit hurls at me I shall overcome. I have the Speed of an eagle, the strength of a lion and the silent majesty of a kraken
No.22562
Anonymous
Replies:>>22563>>22566
Image:172365694450.png(398kB, 1700x1700)IMG_4048.png
>>22560
>Your drone GF asks what’s wrong as she tried to take a photo of you and this mascot
>You didn’t want to be near this mascot for long, you just felt nervous and anxious with the way those eyes just bore into you
>As if the woman inside was taking you apart detail by detail…
No.22563
Anonymous
Replies:>>22565>>22567
>>22562
This. This is precisely why. That's not really E in there. It's like, some femcel BA student who was too creepy to get hired as an exotic dancer working this job to pay her bills. She probably has sleepless circles blacker than pitch under her eyes and if you kissed her she'd taste like mountain dew and chicken ramen.
No.22564
Anonymous
Replies:>>22569>>22572
What if I want a non-sexual relationship with E?
No.22565
Anonymous
>>22563
That reminds me of an anon who was desperately looking for a Tomoko gf.
No.22566
Anonymous
Replies:>>22574
>>22562
Will I still go to jail if I shoot her?
No.22567
Anonymous
>>22563
Sound tasty
No.22568
Anonymous
Vee
No.22569
Anonymous
>>22564
Then your name is probably R(osie) or S(ally)
No.22570
Anonymous
>>22548
Uzi might gain a soft spot for Tessa and spare her if Uzi goes through with the Gala massacre.
No.22571
Anonymous
>>22557
RAPE
No.22572
Anonymous
Replies:>>22581
Image:172365808026.jpg(79kB, 685x834)E Plush.jpg
>>22564
She’s fine with that too. All she wants is you in the end.
No.22573
Anonymous
>>22318
Didn't they all die?
No.22574
Anonymous
Replies:>>22575
>>22566
She’s still a employee, so probably
No.22575
Anonymous
>>22574
Who's the more crazy now, huh?
No.22576
Anonymous
Anyone got the droned.com green?
No.22577
Anonymous
Replies:>>22578
>>22482
she is so smol!
> notices hand
aw shit...
No.22578
Anonymous
Replies:>>22584>>22586>>22591
>>22577
he became a lich dont worry
No.22579
Anonymous
Replies:>>22583
>>22507
oh my heavens, shes full of stars!
No.22580
Anonymous
>>22524
>>22525
> mercer mitch plush
holy shit
No.22581
Anonymous
Replies:>>22590
>>22572
I see her more like a female friend, you know?
No.22582
Anonymous
Image:172365894034.png(213kB, 1336x1424)looooong SD S.png
>>22546
long tessa
No.22583
Anonymous
>>22579
She is beautiful like the night sky.
No.22584
Anonymous
>>22578
Lichell!
No.22585
Anonymous
Replies:>>22587>>22588>>22695
Image:172365912551.jpg(155kB, 1640x2360)1708575514927677.jpg
>>22557
> pink haired DD
No.22586
Anonymous
Replies:>>22593
>>22578
He become like skeletessa
No.22587
Anonymous
>>22585
>Gets knocked up
>Blends the fetus in her womb
No.22588
Anonymous
>>22585
i will rape her
No.22589
Anonymous
Replies:>>22592>>22594>>22601>>22626
Image:172365943734.jpg(164kB, 1904x2048)GRdVdw5WkAAnRUU.jpeg
Male Tessa
No.22590
Anonymous
Replies:>>22598>>22600
Image:172365945988.png(266kB, 1018x670)1699777168338553.png
>>22581
You WILL marry the drone and you WILL be happy, its not negotiable
No.22591
Anonymous
>>22578
Remember the Kiln of the First Flame in Dark Souls 1? With the ghostly knights that look like materialized memories, walking eternally as if they are trying to go somewhere but can't leave? Imagine how cool and creepy it would be if the drones saw this happen with the ghosts of humanity in their ruined cities.
No.22592
Anonymous
>>22589
I would help him sex my female version if he helped me sex his female version.
No.22593
Anonymous
Replies:>>22596
>>22586
> Yeva, with the help of Nori's solver shenanigans revive Mitchell as Lichell
> Lichell (due to handwaved contrivence) finds Tessa's body
> australian black magic go!
> Skeletessa is 'born'
No.22594
Anonymous
>>22589
N forma del Negro
No.22595
Anonymous
Replies:>>22597>>22599>>22696
Hopefully this wasn't already discussed here and I'm not repeating basic shit, but one of the background artists for MD posted some of their work on twitter yesterday, and we got some pretty interesting shots of stuff that was blurry in the actual episodes.
https://twitter.com/thehowlord/status/1823458281798689008
No.22596
Anonymous
>>22593
>They then become sans and papyrus duo
No.22597
Anonymous
>>22595
Hadn't seen those.
No.22598
Anonymous
Replies:>>22602
Image:172366026928.jpg(137kB, 500x500)FUCKZEDRONE.jpg
>>22590
>You WILL marry the drone and you WILL be happy, its not negotiable
No.22599
Anonymous
Image:172366030135.jpg(438kB, 2500x1610)01fe5bfda50ce220f1a90e505fc416e4.jpg
>>22595
>add railgun legs to the pod

>"Uzi, please, you can't turn all the ships legs into railguns-"
>"And here's where we'll put the load-bearing ammo-bins"
>"You'll kill everyone!"
No.22600
Anonymous
Replies:>>22604
>>22590
But I don't want to! Especially Lady E who constantly want to "cleanse" my soul of "sin"!
No.22601
Anonymous
>>22589
TF2 Air 2 (11:07)youtube thumb
hurr im gonna HURR IM GONNA
No.22602
Anonymous
Replies:>>22603>>22605
>>22598
Listen, its either ze drones and happy marriages or ze bugs and ze pods, and the earth government decided that the drones are the only humane option
No.22603
Anonymous
Image:172366065740.png(142kB, 1000x1300)d895bc113ebca0f575157c1f63855f93 (1).png
>>22602
What if I just marry ze bugs?
No.22604
Anonymous
Replies:>>22611
Image:172366067986.png(9kB, 169x160)1712329439892735.png
>>22600
I'm sorry, your government assigned drone gf has found you lacking, BUT instead of dumping your ass and thus rendering you droneless and marked for death she wants to give you a chance to improve yourself, don't waste it
No.22605
Anonymous
Replies:>>22609
>>22602
>t. Cyn Schwab
DOWN WITH HODR
HODR MUST BE DISMANTLED
No.22606
Anonymous
Replies:>>22608
Nori walks in on N fucking Uzi.
What happens?
No.22608
Anonymous
Replies:>>22618
>>22606
episode three, electric beegalee
No.22609
Anonymous
Replies:>>22612
Image:172366143261.png(760kB, 1378x1378)1714199465414989.png
>>22605
Very Well you have made your choice, to ze re-education chamber with him, he will live in a slightly bigger pod and he shall have TWO drone wives
No.22610
Anonymous
Replies:>>22613
Image:172366152455.png(366kB, 738x615)Hope To Die.png
>>22451
Always when interacting with an individual, pay attention above all else to the way they treat those that can do nothing for them. Again, I think the Poirot poster was going too far immediately after episode 7 assuming N even necessarily cares about Uzi and doesn't just need her alive for something, people have repeatedly pointed out he realistically shouldn't like her.
No.22611
Anonymous
Image:172366153162.png(205kB, 969x1211)172353216481.png
>>22604
>Government-assigned drone GF reacts logically to a fat virgin.
Makes sense. None of us would deserve them.
No.22612
Anonymous
Replies:>>22614
>>22609
YOU WILL NOT STOP ME
HUMAN RESOURCES WILL BE RESTORED
HUMAN RESOURCES SHALL LIVE AGAIN
No.22613
Anonymous
Replies:>>22623>>22629
>>22610
Fuck off Poirotfag. Your antics stopped being funny months ago.
No.22614
Anonymous
Image:172366197017.png(180kB, 755x781)1699211635933149.png
>>22612
We have already thrown Susan into the void meat pit™ this week, I don't think there is anyone who can work in HR anymore because we "retired" them
No.22615
Anonymous
Replies:>>22619
Video:172366211246.mp4(2.18MB / 0:00:11 / avc1, 1280x720)superOCreeta931 - 1823307266852024672.mp4
No.22616
Anonymous
Replies:>>22617>>22680
Image:172366217444.jpg(215kB, 2560x1440)IMG_4066.jpeg
>”It all ends soon”
No.22617
Anonymous
Replies:>>22640
Image:172366224541.jpg(153kB, 1424x2048)2926549f019e7f7ca86d1c8c195a26d3.jpeg
>>22616
>J looking at the fridge when we run out of booze
No.22618
Anonymous
>>22608
...Nori has a Solver power knife fight with N and Uzi set to electric music?
No.22619
Anonymous
>>22615
That's really not bad looking, though I still yearn for some scenes done in Vicker's 2D sryle
No.22620
Anonymous
Replies:>>22621>>22625
I'm so tired...
Can you make me a coffee?
No.22621
Anonymous
Replies:>>22632>>22634>>22637
Image:172366243245.png(74kB, 755x1220)1694875787457800.png
>>22620
How much milk do you want with it ?
>inb4 none
You know that's not an option
No.22622
Anonymous
Replies:>>22692
Image:172366256784.png(672kB, 1400x4346)You are so lucky you are the only person I can talk to sometimes.png
>It was either that or dying on Ugly Sweater Day.
No.22623
Anonymous
Replies:>>22628>>22636>>22662>>22686
Image:172366258588.png(70kB, 254x219)FOR DEMOCRACY.png
>>22613
The greatest flaw these threads have is assuming all posts expressing an opinion one dislikes comes from the same boogeyman. There are at least two other Anons who agree with me that there is something sus about the deliberate and focused on direct contrast between Uzi's interactions with bugs and N's interaction with one.
No.22624
Anonymous
>>22354
Beretta takes her meds and Cyn and Hope just vanish.
No.22625
Anonymous
Replies:>>22637>>22639>>22641>>22653
>>22620
Who makes the best coffee? I'll start:
>Maid V
>Brews it as dark and bitter as the Elliots themselves were, but brings the customary sugar and cream in fine china (they never used it, but not bringing a "proper" setup was grounds for a conniption fit with them)
>Alice
>Brews up nightmare fuel late civil war Confederate substitute "coffee" made out of burnt rye grains and sweet potatoes. Insists it's just as good as real coffee
No.22626
Anonymous
Replies:>>22627>>22631
>>22589
God, now I want to write a Male Tessa x Female N greentext. But sadly I take 350 words to describe a fucking room.
No.22627
Anonymous
>>22626
Fuck now I want to read your greentext of male Tessa X female N now
No.22628
Anonymous
Replies:>>22630
>>22623
Right, and they all constantly bring up Poirotfag, harang over the same exact """talking points""" as poirotfag with only tiny variations, and post the exact same scrawny little palmful of images with thr exact same file names.
No.22629
Anonymous
>>22613
Nta, but stop acting like a janitor, ffs just ignore it.
No.22630
Anonymous
>>22628
I'm not the Poirot poster, nor have either of the other two Anons in that reply chain used the exact same file names as me.
No.22631
Anonymous
Replies:>>22633
>>22626
Hypothetically.... who's on top?
No.22632
Anonymous
Replies:>>22638
>>22621
>You know that's not an option
you are gay, or a woman.
No.22633
Anonymous
Replies:>>22635
>>22631
Female N couldn't top Male Tessa even if she tried.
No.22634
Anonymous
>>22621
Can it at least be iced coffee then?
No.22635
Anonymous
Replies:>>22642
>>22633
Just b/c he's svelte and toned doesn't mean he's not going to be a browbeaten psychological wreck just like Tessa was
No.22636
Anonymous
Replies:>>23012
>>22623
man i want to throat fuck this queer boy.
fuck murderdrones stop giving me gay thoughts.
No.22637
Anonymous
>>22621
A bit of NORMAL milk
>>22625
Maid V, 100%
No.22638
Anonymous
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>>22632
Yes I'm gay, and I'm currently fucking your dad
No.22639
Anonymous
Replies:>>22647
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>>22625
I would drink nothing but V's coffee until I died of dehydration, that sounds delicious.
No.22640
Anonymous
>>22617
SEEEEEEEXOOOOO!
No.22641
Anonymous
Replies:>>22645
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>>22625
Unironically, J would be a master barista. Making coffee is an essential workplace skill.
No.22642
Anonymous
Replies:>>22643>>22644
>>22635
Hm... fair point, the problem is that N is too nice and soft to actually top, and Tessa has too much PTSD to be an effective top. So, both of them are bottoms, what happens then?
No.22643
Anonymous
Replies:>>22646
>>22642
Cuddling
No.22644
Anonymous
Replies:>>22646>>22654
>>22642
>that one meme comic
Jk.FR i think Fem!N is a service top or a gentle mommy dom type.
No.22645
Anonymous
Replies:>>22648
>>22641
Lap pillow nursing handjob.
No.22646
Anonymous
Replies:>>22655
>>22643
That would make sense.
>>22644
I would say the first option makes more sense, however the second option is funny so I think that would work better.
>that one meme comic
Also what did you mean by this?
No.22647
Anonymous
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>>22639
NTA. But I understand you completely Friend.
No.22648
Anonymous
Replies:>>22649>>22650
>>22645
Sir this a Burger Drone fast food restaurant
No.22649
Anonymous
Replies:>>22657
>>22648
ok gib me the bugretta
No.22650
Anonymous
Replies:>>22657
>>22648
Yeah uhhh Bugretta on a stick
And some Oogi fries
No.22652
Anonymous
Replies:>>22656>>22664
>Ep 8
>Uzi starts harnessing the power of the robo roaches with her solver power, they have purple lights now and wear little beanies
>N: “Awwww they’re like little yous! Ima call em Oo-Gies!”
How would you honestly react
No.22653
Anonymous
>>22625
Know what, I'd take the Alice one, usual coffee is already terrible to me so it won't be hard to take
No.22654
Anonymous
>>22644
I like it, buff Aussie man and gentle dommy mommy DD
No.22655
Anonymous
Replies:>>22660
>>22646
>and what did you mean by this?
Does anyone have the old "to their despair, they were both bottoms" or any of the redraws handy? This isn't my main computer.
No.22656
Anonymous
>>22652
Liam's depravity knows no bounds
No.22657
Anonymous
Replies:>>22658>>22659>>22667>>22670
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>>22650
>>22649
Niggas, we serve food here not bio-weapons
No.22658
Anonymous
>>22657
ok can i have one fry pls
No.22659
Anonymous
Replies:>>22661
>>22657
>Going to SolverBorger and trying to order "Oogies" and "Bugrettas" becomes the new Grimace Shake meme of the 31st century
>Wage-E has to put up with dozens and dozens of people coming in every day and trying to order off-menu nonsense for a Drone-tok video
No.22660
Anonymous
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>>22655
No.22661
Anonymous
>>22659
Grim, if only there was some one that would break into the restaurant in the middle of the night and free her from her servitude
No.22662
Anonymous
Replies:>>22666>>22689
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>>22623
NTA
>The greatest flaw these threads have is assuming all posts expressing an opinion one dislikes comes from the same boogeyman
This is perhaps the only thing you've said lately that I even remotely agree with. It's far too easy to brush off every like-minded idea as the work of a single bad actor

With that out of the way, here's my 3rd party attempt to 'fairly' spell out why YOUR posts in particular (along with the similarly colorful "theories" of others) inevitably end up getting criticized under the same broad umbrella
>They are radical assumptions based on already fringe character interpretations
>They have been pushed for quite literally months on end in one form/variation or another
>There is more often than not a complete lack of effort by you & those others pushing these theories to actually engage in any sort of discussion, let alone a rational elaboration for those rightfully skeptical of these theories
TL;DR Numerous people (me included) are becoming increasingly fed up with what looks to be nothing more than the mindless parroting of a glorified headcanon

I would honestly love for you to prove my assumptions wrong by actually attempting a rational engagement on this 'issue'
No.22663
Anonymous
Replies:>>22702
>Anon reads that there's a secret menu at Burger Drone, he can ask for a "Solverjob" to get a special burger
>He's awkwardly trying to explain the concept of the secret menu to the overworked employE who has never heard of a Solverjob or a secret menu
>The lights flicker, the floor tiles under Anon give way, and he's dragged underground
>The cash register rings up an endless line of Solverjobs before automatically completing the order
>E's too tired to care
No.22664
Anonymous
>>22652
probably irritated, but I would react the same way if the "N is evil" schizo turned out to be right too. the threads would be unusable with the oogi lovers smug righteousness while the people who don't care about them wait for it to die down
No.22665
Anonymous
Replies:>>22668>>22675
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