/md/ - Murder Drones

>>50209

>The Elliot Manor is infested with all members of the droni dwarfous retardious (oogis, tads, lizzus, duls, enns, etc)

What happens?

>>50161
that’s it anon i’m getting all my Ns to kick you in the balls

>>50212
only in your headcanon, me and pomni are in love, no other person is allowed to have ponmi

Fellow contentfags, do (You) have any creative plans in particular for the upcoming Halloween season?

>>50224
>gets angry over a cute jester girl
yeah, your dumbness is obvious

>>50233
hi pomni

>Already got a new thread
Damn, it's actually getting difficult to keep up, anyways, reposting because life sux

These dorks need to kiss already

>>50235

>>50221
No.
Well, nothing interesting or new anyway. I need to actually improve as a writefag and move away from trashy OC shit.

>"No, I don’t wish for 'forever.' Even just for one moment, it’s enough if it’s with her."

I love my wife.

>>50254
didn’t see it, didn’t hear it, therefore it never happened, it’s all a trick by the solver

>>50250
J deserves a happy ending, but most writefags making greens about J seem to prefer writing about the long darkness instead of the light at the end of the tunnel

>>50260
>Don't tell me TADC threads got shafted on /co/ prime
that’s a good question, unfortunately I have no idea what your saying in the slightest, pomni is cute though

What would be each drones response be to witnessing this horror?

I wonder the guy who created this images is still around

>>50203
Was this posted here yet ?
AND DRONE (AND ONE PLAYLIST)

>>50267
>it’s hight time that you kill yourself

>>50266
after everything she's suffered through, I think she deserves a second chance and a happy ending

>>50263

I don't know who drew these femdrones, but i am 70% sure it was a drawfag from these boards or someone that i know.
motherfucker, im watching you.

Fluffy Drones?
Fluffy Drones.

>>50275

>>50274
>that’s a luxury you’ll never get

>>50262
I got her covered.

>>50277
Leave that fucking sentry alone, I swear I'm engi-neering my fucking limit, at least replace the spent ammunition!

Dumb Idea I had

What if Cynessa was a "bad" fusion, aka the Solver controlling both Cyn and Tessa. And there is a "good" fusion where Cyn and Tessa are still fused, but alive and are controlling the Solver?

Wrone a short description of these two picrel after drawing them. Probably a shit concept but the worms wouldn't let me calm down after reading the green depicting Shepherd and the Nerd emoji drone's birth plus some older discussion theorizing what a potential Anon/Beretta child would look like.

Chiappa Doorman (Drone on the right) Yes she is named after the Chiappa Rhino revolver, gotta keep the Doorman name tradition alive

>Is part of an athletics groups in the bunker.
>Has aspirations about being the best drone athlete around.
>Is constantly training in track and field sports even though she’s a drone and doesn’t really need to.
>100 meter sprint? She wants to be in first place. Long jumping? She’ll jump farther than anyone. Throwing javelins? You won’t even see how fast its soaring through the air or how far it’ll go.
>Aspires to qualify in the upcoming Dronelympcs to show everyone how skilled and determined she is.
>Is always happy and walks around with a smile on her face. That makes her fun to be around.
>She doesn’t really like it when people around her are sad so she tries to cheer them up.
>Loves her mom (Beretta) and dad (Anon) who in turn love her back, has a complicated relationship with her grandparents (Uzi and N) because of her parentage but gets along with her great grandparents (Nori and Khan).


Kurt “Lucky” Doorman (Human(?) on the left)

>Kurt’s birth is nothing short of a miracle. He shouldn’t be alive yet here he is.
>Nothing really is certain when Solver shenanigans is involved, nobody knows what will happen.
>That’s how he got the nickname Lucky.
>While he may look human, his tissues are made of the same solvered meat that drone Solver Hosts’s wings, tentacles or other organic stuff that looks like a young human guy. This gives him a rather unique physiology.
>For starters, his skin is sickly pale despite not being sick. In fact his body is more durable than the average human as he can’t get sick from common viral or bacterial diseases.
>He is physically more capable than the average human. He can lift heavier stuff normal humans can’t and has near limitless endurance – he can run several marathons if he chooses to while barely breaking a sweat.
>Has an advanced healing factor thanks to the Solver meat making up his body. Minor injuries such as bruises and cuts can heal in seconds while major ones such as broken bones, deep cuts such as a knife stab or dismemberment can take minutes to heal, it all depends on the type of injury.
>Has natural purple hair and pink irises which glow in the dark.
>He is ‘aware’ meaning he can ‘feel’ when a Solver Host is nearby, like his mom, which to him is like a tingle down his spine. He knows Uzi is not who she looks like, that sometimes she moves like a lifeless puppet on strings. These things aren’t driving him insane but they greatly unnerve him.
>Like his sister he loves his parents and is on good terms with his great grandparents but things get really complicated when it comes to his grandparents.
>Because of how Uzi would heckle him by calling him ‘unnatural’, ‘freak’, or slurs for humans she can think of, he’s very self-conscious about himself.
>He his aware of how ‘wrong’ he is and has become a recluse. He isn’t that social and every time he walks anywhere in public, he wears gloves and a scarf around his neck and mouth to hide his ‘wrongness’.
>Sometimes his self-conscious thoughts turn to self-hatred. Why does he exist? Why is he even alive? Would things be better if he just didn’t exist?
>Likes to play the clarinet which also has a calming effect on him. Playing music makes his bad thoughts go away for a moment which makes his day a bit better.

TLDR: Chiappa is an aspiring drone athlete who is fairly normal while Lucky suffers because he exists and because he's a mutant freak

>>50286
Good as always.

>>50220
to be completely honest, now that murder drones is over i’ve mostly been working on my own thing
still can’t resist doing my nightly Nposting, though…

>>50289
>the worms wouldn't let me calm down after reading the green depicting Shepherd and the Nerd emoji drone's birth
YAYYY i’m so happy my thing inspired you anon!!

>>50289

>>50220
I have my own plans, but I'll see if I can mock up something for the thread when the holiday arrives.

>>50314
Worse yet its inside Khan's office and he intended to use that part to make a door, J easily made it inside thanks to the vents but when she reached her goal Khan caught her red handed and then he pushed her onto his desk and a furious make out session begun

>>50312
J fights a coughing baby

>>50220
MD Webcomic.

>>50318
>Ouija board
luigi board*
FTFY

>>50220
No

>>50296
jerma's face is permanently burned into someone’s TV, that’s how powerful he is

>>50296
his face is inside your TV screen

Unrelated, but I thought it was cool and I’ve seen Cookie Run being mentioned before here.

Nutmeg Tiger Cookie, one of the upcoming playables, shares J’s VA

>>50312
Solverpede!N "caring" (Cuddling, feeding, nest-making, reading dog facts, ect) for a very pregnant Uzi

>>50025
While I probably should have realized that something was off with “Tessa” sooner (Like how would she even have survived up until now?) I still found her supposed story interesting. Her becoming much more jaded as a result of living through the destruction of earth and the losing war against the Solver and becoming more willing to resort to extreme measures (Killing drones that might be infected with the solver) to stop such a thing from continuing seemed interesting. Alas, things were not meant to be.

>>50220
I'm not american but there have been efforts to introduce Halloween in my country. I plan on doing nothing for it. But I have been kicking around ideas for new things for my cosplay and I could use some ideas for the thing I want to make.

>>50258
I'm doing the best I can.

>>50172
that emotionless women can’t hold a candle compare to the all perfect cube god that is IC-0n!

>>50172
but yeah, kirie is a great choice as well

>>50345
Imagine what could have been...

>Tessa survives* the Gala Massacre
>She spends much of the Solver War fighting* across space with her trusty sidekick J
>The duo come to Copper-9 in hopes of stopping* The Solver's plans for the planet "before it is too late!"

>Tessa was only spared because she didn't bother trying to stop the Gala Massacre from happening, leading to Cyn turning Tessa into a Solverfied "Autonomous Puppet" as a 'reward'
>Tessa & J spend the majority of the Solver War fighting FOR The Solver, with their defection happening as a relatively recent last-ditch effort
>Tessa's "plan" for Copper-9 still involves destroying the planet (along with all the potential hosts residing there) in a desperate bid to throw a wrench into the Singularity Shenanigans threatening to swallow the entire universe

>>50203
>remember what they took from us
no like really? why did they rob us of something this great?

>"If only we could've met in a kinder world..."

>It is Paper-E's turn to act.
>FIGHT
>ITEM
>GUARD
>CHECK
> ->FIGHT

>SD-E used: BANANA BEAT(O)
>Numerous bananas collect around her fists as the two-dimensional disassembler rushes forward and unleashes a barrage of potassium punches upon the enemy.
>Finishing it off with a quick bite of the sweet fruit before chucking them all off in a bunch, supercharging them with electricity and posing as the explosion goes off behind her.

>0 DMG
>Whoops, looks like it missed.

>>50364
real

Alright, enough delaying it because we have quite a bit to share tonight. Let's start with that accompanying green I mentioned. Enjoy.

>Okashii

>“Are you sure about that?” asked Mr Takahashi.
>“Positive, Sir. The Izumo gates are in perfect condition. No sign of breaching.” the voice on the other end of the call said.
>No words were exchanged between the two for what felt like ages.
>Mr. Takahashi was preparing to say something, but stopped himself before clearing his throat.
>“I see.” his tone was as stern as ever, but there was now a hint of worry palpable in it, as faint as it might've been.
>“In that case, I want a full search on all known cave openings in the Izumo area, including those close to the nearest towns.”
>“Understood!” the voice said as the transmission ended, leaving behind only more questions than answers.
>Mr. Takahashi knew all the cave openings in the Southern region like the palm of his hand, he participated in mapping all of them in his youth, he knew exactly which led to the outside world and which took you further down in Makai.
>The Izumo Tunnel was one of the last left that led to the outside, a single straight path with one detour thanks to natural caving, all the others having been sealed because of the danger of the Scabdogs.
>He still remembered the rumblings caused by the detonations as each tunnel collapsed, isolating them more and more with each passing year.
>There were paths cutting through the mountains, but those were long and windy, often taking days to traverse.
>It was also this notion that reminded Takahashi why they even still kept the Izumo Tunnel despite the Scabdogs breaking their way through it many times.
>Convenience. Because of their location, many would have to traverse large distances to reach East or West Takamagahara’s underground exits or the now more modern roads cutting through the mountains.
(1/?)

>>50375
>No one was really sure why the Scabdogs ignored all these extra avenues and focused exclusively on the South entrances, but just as many were grateful for this as it meant that they could much better focus their defenses in one location, which is what Takahashi and his men stood for, along with Haruka.
>There were more groups like his in the neighboring towns, but none felt as well prepared as his.
>Before he could fall further deep in thought, though, another drone called out his name.
>“Takahashi-sama!”
>“Hm?”
>“My apologies, Sir, but we are done with investigating the area.”
>“And?”
>“Nothing, Sir. The area is clean of any possible clue that an Inugami was here. The cave entrance further south is also still blocked.”
>“I see…”
>Takahashi and his men had been scouting the areas past Sinshei and the great forest separating it and Inoshima, having set out very early in the morning with the full intent of dedicating the entire day for this investigation.
>But with the sun slowly approaching the mountains on the horizon, it was clear that they wouldn't find anything.
>The mystery of how the Scabdog made its way in Takamagahara would remain unsolved for now, as much as Takahashi knew that it'd bother him for the following nights.
>“Very well. Then I guess we wasted enough time here. Let us return home.” Mr. Takahashi said, rubbing his chin and looking at the drones next to him.
>“Yes, Sir!” the one closest to him exclaimed excitedly.
>“Alright, I hope the Wataryu haven't been too cranky that we didn't serve them their meal for today and are planning to eat us, ha ha-”
>BANG
>The deafening sound filled the air as one of the drones dropped dead, hitting the ground with a loud thud.
>Oil rapidly pooled around it as Mr. Takahashi quickly took notice of the gaping hole in its visor.
>A small pear then fell out of it as it landed in the oil puddle.
(2/?)

>>50376
>Turning around, he saw the thing he knew was responsible for this act, yet was still caught by surprise.
>Hopping its way out of the bushes was a Kuishinbo, a teenager judging by its size.
>Ten eyes then emerged from its shell as it stared intensely at the drones, curiosity plastered on its nonexistent face.
>Looking at the downed drone, then back at the Kuishinbo, Mr. Takahashi acted quickly as he raised his arms and began shouting.
>“BE GONE, YOU WALKING SEAFOOD DISH!”
>But the land scallop didn't move an inch, advancing a bit more. Mr. Takahashi kept throwing verbal insults at it as he tried making himself look bigger and more intimidating, but all it did was make his squadron feel uneasy instead.
>Finally, the Kuishinbo turned around and hopped back into the bushes, having grown bored of the machines.
>Zipping his jacket back and adjusting his helmet, Mr. Takahashi returned his gaze to his men, who by this point were looking at him like he had lost his mind.
>“Kuishinbo are dangerous critters, but aren't very keen on combat, especially after they've used their secret weapon, so if you stand your ground and make yourself look threatening or bigger than them, they'll most certainly turn tails.” he said with an air of renewed confidence.
>The other drones looked in the direction where the Kuishinbo originally was, remembering that the scallop didn't really seem all that intimidated.
>But seeing their boss in high spirits again made them loose up, only to be visibly stressed again after seeing their dead comrade.
>“In any case, it's time to retreat. I don't wish for any more casualties today.” Mr. Takahashi said as he began lifting the lifeless body.
>“Although it is strange….” he pondered.
>“Is there something wrong, Sir?” one of the drones asked.
(3/?)

>>50379
And now let's introduce the "fish" I kept teasing. There's a reason I called it an abomination of evolution.

>one of the biggest members of the Testambulate class of molluscs, which is a group of animals that rather than originating from one species they instead came from multiple families (clams, scallops and oysters), all evolving for life on land.
>Kuishinbo are one of the most widespread of the terrestrial scallops, occupying most of Takamagahara’s West and South regions, preferring forested environments or at least those with lots of trees and room between them.
>they're quite unique in the anime kingdom thanks to their monopede nature, a body plan that was completely absent on Earth; they move in a similar fashion to a kangaroo, their thick leg allowing them to perform an almost 2 meter leap, all thanks to strong muscle fibers and their bodies being deceptively lighter than one might originally think, they shells being only heavier than a regular chair despite their size and durability.
>they possess a back “fin” that's actually derived from their ancestor’s auricles, having separated itself from their main shell; its main purpose is to act as balance keeper, both while standing up and while hopping at high speed, being able to perform incredible sharp turns by moving the fin; this feat wouldn't be achievable without the help of their internal “ear”, however, which is a set of fluid filled tubes that act as an organic gyroscope, being located behind their brain and above their stomach; their balance is so perfect that one could kick them from the side and they'd instantly regain their footing.
>their leg doesn't contain any trace of bone, being instead constituted of muscle fibers that coil around each other like bed springs that are then encircled by other elastic fibers, forming a tube of intertwining fibers that allow them to put all the weight of their body on it with minimal effort; their foot is just a flat disk with small nubs circling it, each ending in a “nail” that are there mainly to increase surface area and to help them anchor themselves better into the ground.
>their shells are very hard to crack, closing shut at any sign of danger; they can take a fair amount of beating until they start to show damage, all thanks to their unusual honeycomb-like inner structure.
(1/?)

>>50380
>they observe their environment through the use of multiple eyes on tentacle-like stalks, lining the inside of each half of their shells across their entire circumference, the number and distribution of each eye always being symmetrical on both sides; their number usually hovers around 14 - 20 on each side, but some individuals have been found with more than that; just like snails, if their lose one of these eyes, they'll just regrow in a matter of a few weeks
>they're voracious predators, not wasting any scrap of meat they can find, from the living to the dead, happily feeding on fresh kills and on carrion.
>their name, which translate to “Glutton”, originally came from their habit of snaring prey and then slamming their shell shut around it, almost like they're greedily devouring something whole; however, this is done mostly so that they can have a good grip on their food and secure it from the eyes of other scavengers, their shell isn't their actual mouth, no the real feeding orifice is much more horrifying.
>because of their invertebrate ancestry, they don't possess a real jaw, instead they have three large radulas circling their throat opening, each with hundreds of jagged teeth, perfect for scraping off meat in an almost conveyor belt like motion and even scrape bone into powder for calcium intake.
>they aren't fast hunters, in fact they rarely involve themselves in active pursuit despite their impressive jumping capabilities; their monopede nature does put them at a disadvantage against other quadrupedal or bipedal predators their share their environment with, so they had to find a way to circumvent their innate handicap when dealing with faster, meatier prey and they sure found an interesting method.
>when hunting, Kuishinbo use the art of ambush, relying on thick vegetation to mask their presence or hiding behind thick trees, they can still hunt while out in the open, but they prefer the element of surprise a lot more; when food is spotted, they'll sit motionless for a minute, their bodies almost shivering, while their eyes lock onto their target to accurately judge the distance between them
(2/?)

>>50381
>what follows takes place in a matter of a second, as their shells opens and a loud sound rings in the air as their prey falls dead, with a gaping hole in their head or with a snapped neck, sitting nicely on the ground as the Kuishinbo is ready to claim its prize
>this is all thanks to their secret weapon: due to their scallop ancestry, Kuishinbo are capable of producing small pears in their gut as a byproduct of their digestion, often from bone fragments that they ingested; under normal conditions these pearls would be flushed away or vomited as they serve no purpose to the animal, but the Kuishinbo weaponized these small pears in a much more sinister manner
>rather than eliminating them from their body, they instead store them in a sack situated under their stomach, jokingly referred to as a “pearl pouch”; when the time comes, this sack will contract in such a way that it'll select one pearl and load it into another, much smaller chamber that'll then start squeezing onto it harder and harder, with special gasses from their gut working to build up an almost dangerous level of pressure; finally, with a single muscle contraction, the built up pressure is released all at once, the chamber shrinking to less than half its original size and the pearl is launched forward with the speed of a bullet, the action being so powerful, that the decompression sound resembles that of an actual gunshot as it echoes in the air
>with the help of their multiple eyes, they have near flawless precision, being able to even shoot at a bird high up in a tree, the range the bullet pearl covers often being better 20 to 30 meters; the process itself isn't perfect, however, as it puts a lot of stress on the Kuishinbo and the chamber that fires the pear often suffers from muscle soreness thanks to the incredible pressure needed to fire the pear followed immediately by a sudden decompression; the muscle fibers are built to resist such a terrible change of atmosphere, but it can still result in tearing in certain weak spots, which is why the Kuishinbo can only afford to shoot one bullet every three to four days, as that's the usual amount of time it takes for the tissue to regenerate, however with the meals they obtain from such technique, they can easily pass several days without needing to eat anything else.
(3/?)

>>50383
>this doesn't mean that they have to necessarily go on a hunger strike while they wait for their organic gun to regenerate, however, especially during period of scare food supplies; they may not engage in active, long distance pursuit of prey, but they can still use the element of surprise for a short chase.
>just like bears, Kuishinbo are capable of performing incredible bursts of speed on short distances, allowing them enough of a head start to catch their target, which are often weak animals that suffer from old age or disease or are very young, those that won't put up much of a chase.
>once they reached close enough to their prey, they'll open their shells to reveal their second nasty weapon: four long tentacles lingned with sharp, backwards facing barbs, perfect for grabbing on prey and sinking deep into their skin as they firmly anchor themselves, escape being virtually impossible; once snared, the shells will then snap shut onto the prey to both protect it from scavengers and to get an even better grip on it
>they'll then proceed to grind their meal to an easy to swallow pulp as their three radulas make short work of any tough meat or bone, very little being left of their food outside of very tough, not worth eating stuff like hooves or horns or large patches of skin with fur or feathers on them; many say that when a Kuishinbo catches something, then that poor thing better pray that the shell closes with enough force that it breaks their neck so that they don't have to endure the giant scallop grinding them away until blood loss finally claims them.
>when it comes to breeding, Kuishinbo are monogamous, forming lifelong pairs despite all of them being hermaphrodites, thus being able to reproduce with any individual they wish; their genitals are located outside their shells, above each side of their leg, with the right pouch containing the testicle and left one the ovary, and when mating occurs, the two participants will just smoosh each other's opposite sex pouches; once the deed is done and around two weeks have passed, the pregnant partner will enter a large body of water and expel all the eggs that had formed in the pouch, often numbering in the hundreds.
(4/?)

>>50369
>SD-S used: NEKO ASSASSNYATION
>Feline instincts take over as the drone leaps at the speed of light off-screen, only to come back the other side and diagonally slice the foe repeatedly.
>Once finished, she returns to her comrades' side and licks the sanguine stains off of her claws.
>INFLICTED: BLEEDING
>4 DMG
>She then curls up into a ball on the floor.
>SD-S has fallen asleep.

>>50380
>they possess a back “fin” that's actually derived from their ancestor’s auricles, having separated itself from their main shell; its main purpose is to act as balance keeper, both while standing up and while hopping at high speed, being able to perform incredible sharp turns by moving the fin
I knew it! it’s a fish, cool creature

>>50385
Also one final fact:
>in-universe, "Kuishinbo-da!" is used s an insult, basically another way of saying "Kiss/Eat my ass.", because Kuishinbo are notorious for eating their prey by starting with their rear first due to it having the softest flesh on the body along with the abdomen

Have a nice close-up of that opened shell, as well :)

>>50392
>auricles

>>50359

>>50360
It could have been a thing of beauty.
>Khan, Thad, Lizzy, and the bus versus J
>everyone putting up a much better fight than they have any right doing considering they don't even have any anime skillsets
>at one point J gets off an EMP only to get nailed by the unaffected bus before she can make good on her opening
>ultimately though, J proves to have more endurance than her opponents, and has a clean shot at the bus...
>cue V, who got completely mauled by the Sentinels but escaped no problem afterwards without Alice around, unexpectedly bitchslapping her and throwing off her shot
>while J is still stunned by a combination of V's willingness to keep opposing the Solver even as just a core-headcrab and how fucking hard those little claws can bitchslap, Lizzy runs up to V and puts a heavily modified "pair" of glasses on her
>"Ugh, what took you so long to get back to my texts?"
>"I was half-blind AND I have no depth perception anymore, I can't type as fast as I used to! Screw you!"
>Lizzy laughs and smooches V on the somewhere above her eye
>"Love ya too, bestie."
>J is about to get back up, only to get sent flying by the bus again
>the fight resumes, but J, slowly being overwhelmed by both the additional distraction and conflicted feelings about V, eventually folds
>after years of being a blackpilled, hopelessly demoralized slave of the vore demon that murdered her best friend, she couldn't summon the energy to overcome the superior combined will of her opponents

>>50404

>"Don't cry! Everything's gonna be alright."

>>50407
>"D-Don't cry... everything's gonna be alright..."

One of the all time weakest villain defeats of all time
I cant believe they had all this hype throughout the video, and the entire final fight, and then it boiled down to turning around
like thats all Solver can do is just teleport

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59336710
Also now on AO3.
>>50394
Thanks a lot!
>Hope to see more in the future, way to go.
I think I said it before, but trust me, there's an entire of animals I've been making that I'm not sure when I'll finish making art for because it seems like for every creature I post here, I come up with 3-4 more.
>>50399
My guy, your pelvis is going to be reduced to ground beef if you try to stick it anywhere close there.

>>50418
>Anon now knows why they are screaming.

Squishy godwife