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Friends, we need to talk about Drones more! We need to talk about them, the Drones need to be talked about 24/7 non-stop, even in your sleep! I love Drones so much! I hope you are doing nice by the way. The Booru, which is amazing: https://dronebooru.co Last Thread: >>50203
Have you taken the drone tongue challenge? It's all the rage with the youth these days. Just get your favorite drone together with you and compare your tongues side by side. Make sure to take a picture! It's lots of fun!
>>51240 You didn't noticed? When that episode came out there were so many theories I remember about why she was there, who it was, if it was Cyn somehow, Tessa, Tessa's ghost, etc.
>>51242 I keep failing this challenge because we start playing "hide the drone's tongue inside the human's throat" instead. We're really good at that, though.
>>51233 >>51234 >>51237 >>51238 Seeing your replies put a smile on my face its been too long, hopefully this month I can put something out regarding Danon. However I but one request, would anyone happen to have a collection perhaps or a screencap of the previous chapters? Embarrassingly I may have deleted the original texts in my fit of rage, so some rereading is in order.
>>51255 >getting into the corporate holiday spirit with J! >encouraging children to eat candy purchased from wholly-owned, candy-making subsidiaries of JCJenson >painting J's hefty backplate orange and drawing a face on it like a jack-o-lantern >J giggling as your paintbrush tickles her butt, causing you to make the face look goofy >J pouting because you messed up the butt-o-lantern but secretly happy to spend time with you >J smearing your face orange because she got excited and sat on your face before the paint was fully dry
>>51245 The incest shit was worse because you had some anon forcing his fetishes on Anon and Beretta's children OCs by another anon who are only a day or two old. This is new levels of fucked up for these threads
oh here it come the final boss of doomposting >the “it’s over for real this time” posting >the “we’ve peaked and will never be as good again” posting >the “muh imminent death spiral” posting block it out, post drones.
remember: communities don’t cease to exist the second their associated media isn’t currently in production anymore, this is zoomer trend-fandom brain thinking
>>51268 What happened to the good old days of Wincest? Back in my day, all we had was a brother and a sister and they were both adults, and by gum junior, we made do!
Just saw a Laborbot and a worker drone holding hands at the mall today. Can’t stop thinking about the fact that they went probably went home and code synchronized for hours before cuddling the rest of the night. Copper-9 really has fallen.
>>51249 Plot twist: it was both. Tessa had already been Cronenberged together with the Absolute Solver's Cyn suit, but, as with its other hosts, it took the Solver time to take complete control. Tessa spent her last however long as a monster, begging the JCJensen lab boys to stop studying her and destroy her core before the thing that did this to her takes over.
>>51269 They probably just haven't accepted the series finale yet. I myself get hurt in heard when reading old threads, I come across "proof" of the continuation of the series for a second season. So, they just need to give more time, as one anon wrote in /co/.
Okay, I won't hide it, it sounds really embarrassing, but I myself have not fully recovered from the finale. The first few days I literally cried like a whiny bitch, I didn't eat or do anything not even fup, I literally didn't give a shit about anything that wasn't related to the series. Eventually I calmed down and stopped doing shit, but I still have this nasty emptiness in my heart, like something is missing, and I wake up with it and go to bed with it every single day. I've also recently realised that I don't really give a shit about the show itself. All I really care about is our community on 4chan. I'm just afraid that we'll become ossified, newfags will stop coming to us, we'll lose all our writerfriends and artistfriends, and our fan canon will stop developing. All of our achievements will be forgotten, and then die with the last of us who will remember about community of Murder Drones on 4chan
So I wouldn't push them so hard, we all have a strong level of autism here, but I believe, we'll get through it. At the least, I'll be here as long as I can afford to be.
>Be anon >Drone rampage, their out of control >The workers swarmed alex >The disassemblers are attacking indiscriminately >Last you saw of steve he was being dragged off by a sentinel drone >Poor steve. >You got lucky by running for your dear life when you saw a little worker look at you like a snack >Unfortunately your luck ran out in the shape of a fem murder drone >Oh nos >It looks hungry >You really don't wanna die but your a little light on defense options. >Idea comes in. >Really bad idea comes in. >Hoist the murder drone up by her waist. >Hold her close quickly and smooch her. >Her visor reverts from an X to a blank stare >You set her down quickly and run off. >She stands there for a moment deeply confused, flabberghasted. >And hungry. >She turns her head to see you run off. >A heart symbol appears where the skull was.
>>51249 From a meta-perspective, that was confirmed by an animator to just be the Cynwalker model with color filter over it. They don't have amodel for Tessa that isn't just a featureless shadowperson
>Winter comes with its eternal frost >CHADoogis >have already stockpiled a horde of berries >keep their Boogi warm with blankets and cups of CoCo >if they don’t have resources they simply invade your houses and steal them >they may even ask or plead for trade agreements with humans for numies >some hit the jackpot and are either domesticated or in service to Cthulhu anon >try and stop them you may get a few but the hive is endless >exterminators work overtime keeping them employed >they will survive the winter
>Virgin Loaf thing >Have no sense of community or thoughts, probably couldn’t fathom not immediately eating or fucking >can only make pop sounds >lives strictly off meat of others who are also starving >no hive so they sleep on the streets in the cold >fat and lazy, couldn’t steal resources even if they tried >exterminators aren’t even needed they end up killing themselves >they will not survive the winter
>>51286 >Implying they wouldn't invite you to kiss them just so they can point and laugh at you and loudly declare that you kiss like a virgin >Implying they aren't playing 5D chess with your mental health at all times
>>51344 Louisa has a hot and steamy emotional affair with an Enn, writing long and heartfelt letters to her secret lover who responds with crayon drawings and words of encouragement.
>>51344 I assume in this universe Cyn doesn’t exist or is replaced with a Cyntipede In which case Tessa probably keeps them in a artificial hive for awhile until she breaks the gremlin rules and her house it too to bottom infested until a lone Oogi hero is able to fight back just a little bit
Instead of taking the world via eldritch fuckery Cyn instead decides to convince Tessa to kill her parents and enslave mankind through corporate domination in the long game. Cyn is such a good friend.
>>51347 I genuinely hope after this thread loaves are never talked about again But since they are in the public consciousness How would an Oogi and Loaf interact?
>>51358 >An Oogi mistaking a disgusting loaf for a precious Boog gets close >The loaf not having any brains or urges outside sex and eating, immediately gobbles up the poor Oogi >The other Oogis seeing this confirm that the Loaf must be suffering Bad Boog disorder >they try giving it a special sugar berry but the loaf denies it as it is a predator, it begins waddling around trying to eat more Oogis >this calls for more drastic measures >an Oogi firing line is called, the last defense against a Bad Boog. They are on the backs of Enns as to stay away from the Loaf >Volley after Volley of laser firing and Oogi attacks land on the load causing it to die and bleed, the Oogis recognize this isn’t a Boogi after all and disperse confused and bewildered at whatever the fuck this thing was
>>51369 >The court demands proof that she's not gay >But every time the impartial 3rd party analysts show her pictures of autistic Australian women her diagnostic software reports a 300% spike in lust
>attending the gala with J >doing your best to help her talk like a normal human to the boys attending the gala but she keeps talking about digging up corpses in the swamp and scaring them away >also, the boys seem much more interested in you >suddenly there's a commotion from the adult's area of the gala >someone dressed as George Washington is dunking Louisa's hand in a jar of acid >wait a minute >t-that's not a costume!
>>51392 Human on Drone Resources new friend, now drink this government approved 100% nanite free chocky milk and receive your government mandated drone spouse
>>51393 Okaaaaaaaay, it's sound how some anti-utopic stuff, I think, I just go to the one of this spaceship with a few religious guys who want to get away from all this "blasphemous intelligence."
>>51393 Thanks for the drink N, it sure was refreshing! I should go cuddle with my drone secretary afterwards, she deserves it. Might as well divorce my human wife too as well.
>U-U steal your credit card and buy a family size bag of pizza-flavored combos >they offer you one >when you accept, -U digs through the couch cushions to find a combo that had fallen between, giving the hair-and-lint covered snack to you with a smile
>>51412 I'm more upset that they apparently bought a couch too. The folding chairs that came with the dinner table/poker night table/work desk were just fine.
You know, since most of the contentfags suddenly decided to all get jobs for the whole month of October. You can fill-in by getting started with writefagging on your own? Yes, I know it's scary and >"B-but I can't writefag!" Can't? Or won't?
>>51419 (me) But! You may get the train rolling with greentexts by putting one out yourself! Which in turn inspires another Anon! Now of course don't expect to put out a single green and get praised! You will be judged, but through this judgement and sometimes incredibly harsh judgement, you will improve as a writer
>>51337 >Be anon still. >You managed to hide away in a backroom of a store >You can hear the chaos outside the building. >The light is off and the door is locked. >You slump against the wall and slide down. >It's cold in here. >You sigh, wondering where it all started to go so wrong. >You hear a rumbling from the ceiling. >The sound of metal creaking, a vent grate falling to the floor with a crumple. >Oh no. >You can hear something land with stud points in the room. >You get up and rush towards the door, key in hand between your fingers. >Getting to it you slide the key into the lock with a twist. >As you grab the door knob a loud cling can be heard, you twist the knob and it comes out of the door frame and into your hand. >You get grabbed and swiftly thrown to the floor, knob rattling on the floor and rolling away. >You try and get up off the floor only for the drone, the same drone you kissed to straddle you down. >Her chest icon has words on it. "Data collection mode" >What data?
>U-U after seeing anon lust after other drones (virgin) order enhancement parts online >they accidentally only order one of each, one silicon S tier breast attachment, and caked up ass attachment >they fight to see who gets what but accidentally install the other with the "worse" option >One has a nice ass, the other a nice rack >both want what the other has >both are waiting for anon to get home
>>51425 >"most confirmed jobs or being busy" >Check the post in question (>>50220) >Only 1 out of 14 replies mentioned anything about jobs, 5 replies mention some sort of MD-Related plans & 5 other replies talk about not having anything specific in-mind or otherwise planned
I know that most of the artfags and some writefags are going through the hell that is college right now and actively suffering all will pass eventually though, just wait
>>51436 I worry that the wheel is going to become so big that the likelihood of getting a modifier roll will be statistically insignificant, perhaps it would be better to have a character wheel and a separate “event/theme/location” wheel
>>51445 I'll have to find another wheel to do that, or maybe make a secondary wheel on the same site. I can also change weights for some of these prompts, but I don't know how much that would matter considering there's so many separate instances on the wheel.
>>51434 >U-U guards two doors >One door leads to life, the other to death. >One U will speak nothing but lies. >The other also speaks lies. >Honestly you're probably just going to die.
>>51448 >Is there even a door of life >enter whatever door as they bicker >inside is a bed chamber >the door locks behind me as both Us enter >this is both a life and death room >I shall give them children >I, will have my pelvis smashed to dust >Eh
>Be me >Vee Keeper Anon >You own a nice big piece of land on which your compound is located >You have some fifty Vee hives in your apiary, this does not use that much land so you plant as much flowers on your property as possible so that the Vees may pollinate them and make honey, but a sizable chunk of your land is forested >You don't gather they honey tho >The Vee's are super protective of it plus its poisonous as hell >Vee Wax is where its at >Its used in high quality make up and its very easiy to make scented candles from it >It was also recently proven to extend life span and function as an aphrodisiac so all the bastards from the bohemian grove will have to buy from you >The hives always overproduce this stuff to the point where the Vees just dump it in the middle of the field in which they are located >You need to fill just a few jars a day to make profit, you've managed to set up your apiary before the government decided to regulate this stuff so you have a soft monopoly for now >The Vees don't bother you, after the past few months of tending they learned that you are the guy that feeds them sugar during winter and supplies them with Enns >One day you decide to go an a walk through your forest >It's calming, the forest is quiet >Like really quiet >The Vees technically are an invasive species >As such they exterminated all insects, rodents and small game animals within a 2 kilometer radius >The more elusive (also invasive) fauna remains how ever >There are of course the Enns >Whenever you find one you try to catch them and bring them back to the hives >The Vees like them and happy Vees produce more Wax plus the little guys are cute as hell so its hard to just leave them out here in the forest >There is the odd Cyntepide here and there >The Vees do their best to chase them off but they are harmless to your business otherwise >You've seen a few Unnons, the Vees mostly ignore them but once a Vee just sat on a Unnon and started drinking his blood >The green thing just kinda sat there and let it happen >You swear it managed to eep out a "Worth" before it died >Once a Dul got close to your apiary >The Vees swarmed it almost instantly and boiled it to death using their body heat >Shit was brutal >And of course there are the Oogis >You hate the little fuckers >They constantly try to raid your hives >The raids always fail of course but the Vees get super butt hurt about the invaders and stop producing Wax >You went with a scorched earth approach to get rid of the Oogis for the past few weeks >You've uprooted every berry bush or fruit giving tree on your property and replaced them with flowers that the Vees like >You know that there are three Oogi hives on your property at the very least, so without their main sources of food they will have to either migrate to somewhere else or starve during winter >Either way you get rid of them >You would just plant a few death berry bushes but you need a permit for that and its just too much of a hustle >You continue your walk for a few more minutes >Suddenly a distant cacophony of Eeps, squaks and "Bit me"'s hits your ears >You move towards the sounds to investigate >The source of the din is a large clearing in the forest >There is a bunch of Oogis fighting >There is a SHIT TON of Oogis fighting >No, wait the three Oogi hives are fighting each other >The Oogis are rather gaunt and you can make out each Hives Bugretta in the sea of purple >They are so emaciated that they regained the ability to walk, and they are using it to lay into the enemy Oogis >The Oogis fight with rocks sticks and "railguns" >They can't fire of course, they are made from twigs and acorns but they function as decent clubs in Oogis nubs >The war you have in you back yard was probably caused by the scarcity of food >This is not optimal >The hive that wins this fight is going to cannibalize the casualties and with their reduced numbers they will probably pull through winter >And even if they start starving during winter the will try to raid your apiary again >As you begin thinking of a solution to your new problem something catches your eye >There is a large rock in the middle of the clearing with some ten Enns standing on it >They look very emaciated and they are cheering on the fighting Oogis >You suddenly feel really bad about yourself
>>51452 >You couldn't give less of a shit about the Oogs but the Enns are a sad sight >You've thought about putting up Enn feeders around the place somewhere up high where only they could reach, but you know that they would share the food with the Oogis >They are probably the last Enns of the three hives >You suddenly get a brilliant idea >You make a few quick steps through the glade and towards the rock >The Oogis are too consumed by their resource war to do something about the human that started stoping them >You quickly scoop up the Enns into your hands and begin hastily returning to your compound >As soon as you pass the fence the Vees begin to gather around you >You extend your hands and the Vees start to lift up the Enns and carry them to their hives >The last Enn leaves your hands with a "Weeeeeeeeee" >With that you enter your house and decide to take a well deserved nap >You could probably get some dried death berries and sprinkle them around the forest to get rid of the straggler Oogis >A few hours later you awake from your siesta by the noise of a thousand Vee wings >They sound pissed >You go outside to see whats the fuss is about >WHAT THE FUCK >There is a swarm of fucking Oogis >The little bastards cut a hole in your fence and started trespassing >The swarm is enormous, this means that one of the Buggretes killed and ate the other two claiming their thrones >The newly formed mega hive needed a quick source of food to not collapse and due to your actions the apiary is their only choice >You won't give up, not after everything you've done to keep this place ruining, no... >You grab a shovel from your shed and begin heading towards the breach >You will smash the buggers into a thin paste >You begin flinging the shovel around, killing a few Oogis in the process >One of the Oogis with a "railgun" begins aiming at you >What a fucking reta- >A thin beam of light whooshes past your head and hits your roof exploding a part of it >You quickly take cover behind one of your skeps >The Vees noticed that the Oogis tried to kill their keeper and begin attacking them >Its a fucking slaughter, the Vees sting the Oogis who are mostly helpless to do anything bu the few bastards with the railguns are able to nail some of them >You try to leave cover and help your Vees but a few of the Oogs are keeping you pinned >The battle rages on, eventually some brave Vees bum-rush the Oogis focusing you >As soon as they're gone you leap out of cover and begin crushing the remaining rail-gunners >Without anti air capabilities the Oogis are hopeless and are quickly killed to the last by the Vees >The whole invasion lasted some fifteen minutes yet the casualties are enormous on both sides >There is a mountain of Oogi corpses that is as tall as you >Some one hundred Vees died and at least four of the hives are damaged from the railguns >But the Vees will rebuild, especially with your help, but you don't know if the Oogis will let up after this defeat >Another raid may come and if it does it may have even bigger numbers as the swarm becomes more desperate >But now you sulk, hugging the steaming rubble that used to be a Vee hive
>>51448 Easy solution. >"Which door would secretly make you both sad if I walked through it?" >Walk through the opposite door >If it's the door to life, you know they actually do care about you no matter what they say >If it's death, you lived in a world where U-U never loved you and there was never any point to existence anyway
>>51441 I dropped out of Uni, I have a job but no direction in life, I've grown to hate drawing and the only reason why I still do it is because I literally force myself to do it, even if it's meaningless because it gives me little to no satisfaction whatsoever.
>>51456 >fucking one is fucking the other >they underestimated your ability to take advantage of their semi hive mind connection >fuck them so hard they go feedback loop >escape you didnt play the game but you won anyways
>>51457 For love to humanity, stop, just stop, we need artistfriend with a healthy psyche. Take care of yourself, please, we really don't want to force you to drawing.
>POV: SD-Q promised she just wanted to go for a hike with you “no funny business” and then you crested a hill and saw this shit (there will be funny business)
>>51466 I'm not talking about 4chan drawings, I mean drawing in general, every single time I pick up the stylus I immediately question why the hell I'm even doing it. It's not fun, it's not rewarding and it will never benefit me in the future in any way.
>Sara was sleeping. >Which was more or less her default state. >You'd at first suspected she had some kind of battery issues. >She was technically a prototype so, her parts might be weird but after a while, you just got the impression she liked to sleep. >Floating around in the void of space, in a ship that did a lot of the work for you, the days were pretty boring. >So she'd made a game of it, more or less. >She slept on the bed. >She slept on the cabinet. >She slept in zero gravity until the laws of physics bonked her head into the hull. >She slept on you. >Come to think of it she sleeps on you a lot. >Mostly because you take the bed but after finding out the couch folded out you'd offered to switch. >Can't have the tiny military robot keeping you alive get tired mid-keeping-you-alive. >However she... kind of ignored the offer. >Whatever. Probably not worth thinking about.
>>51486 The modifiers are there, there's just so few that it doesn't matter. DD OCs dominate the wheel compared to literally everything else. It's funny, really.
>>51504 this image made me realize just how big a drone mouth would be relative to a human penis image the tongue action, a drone could wrap it around and milk you like an onanole
>>51504 Well, the snow on copper-9 isn't very snow, it's a very poisonous herabora, so the man is going to be dead soon anyway, let he relax at least a little.
>>51469 You are not burned out, you lost your passion completely, that can be taken back, but it really takes time, and that happen to me with my studies, I wish you the best of luck, really.
>>51509 Based, looking forward to it anon! Perhaps this'll give me the kick in the pants I need to actually have my Donut Steel stuff finished in time for inclusion
>>51518 Drone necks are thin, however. Be careful in recreational activities with your drones, do not accept any offers to 'break their chokers'. This leads to more trips to the emergency room and maintenance center than any other.
>>51522 DDs notwithstanding, we’ve seen them scarf down human limbs like it’s nothing, so they may have something similar to their arms going on in their throats
>>51527 I genuinely don't understand why you'd think that's the case. People keep telling me that I have "potential" and yet throughout my whole life I've known nothing but failure. I'm tired but I cannot rest.
>>51518 >>51522 >>51532 >>51538 So whats going on with their necks anyways? does it actually act like a neck or is there some wormhole bullshittery at the back of their throat that just skips the neck toob entirely?
>>51610 This is the raid equivalent of a moth getting into the house. It buzzes around the light fixtures and kind of sits in your peripheral vision, and then it's gone.
>tribefags hate drones >sharteens hate drones >death battle hates drones >tournament-obsessed nolifers hate drones what does it say about you when you're hated by all of the most retarded people on the internet?
>>51689 I enjoy it a lot, I go and replay it now and then. If you like the idea of starting as a nobody who fears starving men with metal pipes, and working up to becoming a god of combat who can kick the limbs off of elite samurai warriors, it's the game for you. It has basebuilding, your actions in the game can have major consequences including the annihilation of factions, and the setting is cool.
>>51690 Yeah, that was me (or one of them was me). Still got the graphics, my plans, and some of the HAR code if someone wants to take up my mantle. The graphics kind of suck and are not canon-accurate, though.
>The trap was set >Anons would be distracted by the spam and namefag >Something to aleviate their boredom for an hour or two >Cyn sprung up and looked at the coordinates >Anon’s coordinates >Sha had to be quick. There was only so much time before an admin removed the questionable posts >After hours or navigating while avoiding detection, she arrived at her location >A house in a dull neighborhood >Just as she had imagined >Cyn stalked through the unmowed grass before reaching the back patio entrance >It was unlocked. He was too lazy to close it after wageslaving >She found him slouched over on his chair browsing this very thread “Anon~[SEDUCTIVE TONE] >He took a second before turning around in horror “Finally, just the two of us. [EXCITEMENT] >Cyn locked the door “Assume the position. [LUST]
I feel like I would take this "raid" even slightly seriously if it wasnt just, weird. its not even really about md or our culture, its just wojaks and nikoavocado brap stuff. Is this really the mind of a sharty?
>>51782 If i’m being completely honest, they’re probably just posting it because it made oogifags mad. It was pretty funny seeing the hate whenever a loaf was posted.
>>51828 It’s not a brag if no one understands what you’re talking about It’s not even like you’re bragging to the other raiders because it’s just you smaefagging
just my luck this site would go to complete shit two days after I join. somebody wake me up when he gets banned and we can go back to our usual, enjoyable brand of autism