/md/ - Murder Drones

>>48181
>“and that’s how I met your mother”

Post more Solver War Stuff if you want it epic~

>>48186
me

>>48186
Me fr

>>48189
>>48190
>Not listening to the angstiest music you can find when writing

You wouldn’t fuck a girl from the Chan Nebula, would you anon?

War Jane repost cause why not
>Jane has been waiting in the abandoned parking lot for at least two hours hiding behind a pillar
>her squad was recently ambushed by a roaming DD patrol and were fired upon
>they hid behind some flesh trees for cover, some of the squad retreated back to base while her and Bonnie formulated a plan, that is to say B formulated a incredibly risky plan and Jane just went along with it
>they moved quickly into the parking lot and were lucky to find some still working cars
>that was about an hour ago, they have already been rigged. Now it was the waiting part.
>B took position as the (B)ait, loudly crying out for help at first pretending to be wounded. When that didn’t work she just started screaming out, then just saying whatever came to mind until some Drones appeared
>”B this clearly isn’t working, let’s just go back to base and regroup while we have the chance!”
>”C'mon J this is a great idea! We’ll be made heroes for this, maybe you’ll even get a medal of bravery”
>”Private J. Human, as your superior I order you to start having fun with this right now, or be faced with accusations of treason and relieved of sleeping privileges”
>Jane groined. There was no arguing with her, High command hasn’t even talked to them in a few days. Her only reward for this is maybe making it back to camp to eat mud and dirt and that their may be a few less DDs in the world
>”treason” was Bs go to fake threat to Jane, she was her superior and J did like to complain a lot about the war effort.
>B, completely out of her mind bored, starts hamming it up. Firing her pistol in the air and calling out for any drones
>”C'mon you fucking pussies there’s a wounded, scared, horribly attractive human in here just waiting to be assimilated what are you waiting for?!”
>Silence
>B sighed, this isn’t the quality time she was looking for. She’s about to admit defeat and give the order to pack it up before she notices two distinct yellow eyes glisten in the darkness briefly.
>”Jjjjj I think we got one!”
>J is completely silent, alert now, her mind is now completely focused on two things, waiting, and pushing a button. A slight smile forms on her face.
>B immediately starts firing a rifle into the pitch black, her shots illuminating the room slightly.
>”Oh great, hey Jane I was wrong about it just being just one”
>from the gunfire, three identical copies of the same drone could be seen. Yellow Xs in full view now, claws out, their sharp teeth almost shining out of their massive smiles.
>they begin to move out quickly onto Bs location in the middle of a suspicious ring of cars. B just casually dodges their fire and waits
>soon, the sadistic trio bring out their claws in full getting ready for a melee charge
>Bingo
>B waits her hand on hips, checking her nails while the drones lick their eyes and giggle trying to bring fear into her. She knew this was risky, she was taunting them on purpose. These drones were notoriously stubborn and prone to outbursts of rage when not taken seriously, they were begging to ripe her guts out. The chances she would die here were high, but she trusted Jane.
>she looked over for a few brief seconds sweating heavily from the stress for reassurance. Jane didn’t look back, she was completely focused on the drones and only the drones, her smile widened.
>The drones ready for blood began their charge, they only had the slimmest of windows to pull this off
>”NOW” B cried pulling a rope which caused her to fling backwards into the air far away from the drones now perfectly in position
>J quickly pushed the button and ran to B in the few seconds they had jumping over her to guard her body with hers. B put a finger on her eye, and a single middle finger upwards towards the drones while blowing a raspberry “pppppppffffft”
>the Drones confused began to hear the rapid ticking of the cars surrounding them and the glow emitting from the engines, before they could even think of flying away
>a loud explosion rang out of the parking lot, the force nearly knocked Jane out.
>when the dust cleared B shook her back to like “J.. J! Cmon stop kidding around I need you here with me got it!”
>Jane slowly awoke and looked over at their work, a few dead drones and a bunch of car alarms. At least it was over
>B looked at Jane proud of this, before rubbing her already fucked up hair with her knuckle “told you it would work J, and you had her doubts” they pulled each other back up. Jane was bleeding profusely from the explosion, B had broken at least one bone and hurt her leg.
>Proud of this they laughed as they crawled back home, Jane giving support to B as they passed through the blood forests and asking for none in return.
>Jane was right about one thing, the only reward they really got from this was eating dirt and licking wounds. Waiting until the next narrow escape. But it was nice to not have her sleeping privileges revoked.

>B and Jane sitting next to each other during a brief rest they get
>Jane is completely silent, machine like in her inhumanity, you can’t even tell if she’s alive
>Bonnie is completely fucking bored and making sounds with her mouth, kicking her feet.
>suddenly stops and looks at Jane
>she’s formulating the concepts of the beginning of an idea
>flick
>she flicks Janes mole a little. She pulls her arm back and shrinks waiting for a response
>nothing, Jane doesn’t even move. Ignores it
>B does it again
>Jane doesn’t respond, but does react. She shifts her eyes and blushes a little. B notices a small squirm
>B flicks it again and again, before Jane grabs her arm mid air
>”Alright enough already”
>B shrinks back again. Jane resumes her stoic quiet, contemplating the meaning of war and bloodsh-
>yaaank
>Jane gasps and moves away her face bright red now
>B cackles at this response, crying with laughter. Jane completely embarrassed begins hitting her fists against Bs shoulders while pouting
>a brief moment of calm
>it was nice Jane thought. Before she put B in a headlock and B tried to groin out the words “T.. Treason”


>it’s a few years into the future now
>Jane and Beretta are sitting next to each other during a brief rest they get in the colony
>Jane is sitting silent contemplating her life, Beretta is ass bored kicking her feet and making noises with her mouth to pass the time
>Beretta goes quiet while staring at Jane
>She is in the process of the formulation of the concepts of the beginning of what can only be described as an idea
>she stealthy raises her hand in prime flicking formation, aimed directly at Janes mole
>she gets ready to strike before Jane slaps her hand out of the air
>”Dont even think about it B, many before you have tried and many before have failed”
>Beretta pouts and crosses her arms slinking her body against the wall
>”Youre no fun Jane you know that? No fun at all”

>>48198
>grunt agent's last thoughts before hank shoves a police baton into his neck

>The beep of your craft's 'incoming projectile' signal began to blare, waking you and causing you to launch your robotic companion several feet off the bed.
>"Sorry." You apologize as Sara just waves you off.
>Peeking out the porthole in the side of the spacecraft -- actually is it a porthole? Sure you're in a space ship, but it's not really a ship right? Would they have another name -- No no, can't get distracted, imminent death is on its way.
>"Another one's coming in -- nope, make that 3, a whole squad." You turn from the porthole in the side of the ship and towards Sara.
>"Ugh. You'd think they'd learn by now." Sara's visor switched to a solid white as she entered the ship's airlock and began to cycle it.
>You watched as she tied a tether to the side of the craft, then allowed herself to float off into the void.
>The three disassembly drones didn't seem to react as they rush headlong towards the ship. Their metal wings somehow propelling them through the vacuum.
>When they got close, a muffled flash erupted from Sara.
>As per usual, you watched as the DD's visors went black, and their coordinated movements became instantly limp.
>Steering the ship a bit out of the way, you allowed the three to pass and drift off into the void. Judging by the angle they 'd probably float clear into range of the sun before they could wake up. You gave Sara a thumbs up as she pulled her tether and reeled herself back in.
>The ship, of course, had its own weaponry, but both you and Experimental Sentinel Unit 54-R4 had both agreed to use those sparingly since you did have limited power.
>"All clear, Mr. President." Sara said as she headed back inside. "Let's get back to sleep, I need to charge a bit more."
>She'd already started pulling you by the shirt back to bed as you notice the charge meter on her visor was already at 95%.
>And chose not to say anything.
>After all, when the secret military drone told you to go to bed, you went to bed.
>When she called you the president, you did not mention you stole this ship after finding several important looking corpses in it.
>And while you were sure she suspected...
>Well sometimes it's easier to pretend.
>After all, better than being up here than down there.
>As if to punctuate that thought, another tendril of light snaked out from the planet's core, towards another chunk of earth.
>Yup, sometimes it's better to pretend everything's okay.

underrated green from last thread, repostin
>oogiphius roll grape up hill to bugretta
>the sun beats down on oogiphius
>she pauses to rest and wipe the sweat from her brow
>the grape rolls downhill
>oogiphius eeps in horror and chases the grape downhill
>oogiphius roll grape up hill to bugretta
>the sun beats down on oogiphius
>she pauses to crack a kink in her lower back
>the grape rolls downhill
>oogiphius eeps in horror and chases the grape downhill
>oogiphius roll grape up hill to bugretta...
>with its oogi servants too dumb to roll food uphill, the bugretta begins to starve
>it eats into its fat reserves, becoming gaunt and skeleton-like in appearance
>as a result of losing so much fat, it regains the ability to walk
>the bugretta walks downhill towards an oogi
>its shadow descends upon the little creature, finally snapping the oogi out from its loop of rolling a berry uphill and losing control
>"b-boog?" the oogi questions
>the pitter patter of drool on its beanie is the oogi's only answer as the bugretta reaches towards it

You know if humanity had a sufficiently large station orbiting a star it'd probably be extra safe against the Solver.

>>48201
good (+)

>>48205
not if Cyn throws a [null] at it

I discovered if you play Earth Wind and Fire's September for the Oogies they just keep asking each other if they 'member' for about 3 hours.

>>48088
just how many "izu lying in bed" pictures do you have?

>>48207
what does (+) mean

>>48211
It's the main character from the Madness series staring at you. It is likely a threat.

>>48208
stars are sunlight, the solvers weakness, but knowing your rotten brain all too well, you completely forgot everything

Dwarf NTR | comic by baalbuddy
>Your Drone GF calling you only to hear distinct flesh on flesh plapping in the background after you promised you werent interested in adult human women

>>48211
It tends to be very good, but not good enough to be very good so it's just good but with a (+) to show it was almost good enough to be very good

>>48217
They Tessa's tits

>>48217
Pretty wife

Somehow Anon got a hold of the Solver's backup printer and made a harem of V's. Not just any V's. It's an entire zoo. He's got Vees, Vions, Vigers, Vears, oh my.

>>48220
V ashtorrs

The V stands for virgin.

>>48224
that explain why many anons love her

>>48225
cus she is one.

>>48226
it’s normal for a virgin to love another virgin

>>48224
The glasses make her 40% more Virginal

>>48206
Bayonetta 2 OST- Moon River

>B sitting with the rest of Janes squad, bleeding out, dying. She watches an Escape pod enter the atmosphere and blast off, angry she spits on the ground
>she looks at the rest of her squad, theyre barely hanging on, theyre huddled together ready to simply slowly bleed out
>B coughs and looks up "Well, seeing how we are all about to die I feel like there is one last Secret I must share with you"
>"I did not care for my life as a teenage robot"
>Everyone gasps

>>48198
Glad to see you, J's husband.

>>48232
It insists upon itself.

>>48232
heal B, so everything can have their turn on beating B up for this disgusting secret

>>48232
That’s past the line
Jenny is an inspiration to us all

>>48232
maybe jane had a point

>>48217
Why can't people appreciate the tits when they were attached to a living and lovely girl.

>>48202
Another great story with equally great sentinel drone. Thank you, anon.

>>48240
pink....
porple.....
yellow..
y i p p i e

>>48241
because necrophilia is a thing

>>48214
The boy would really hate his parents.

>>48241
NTA but the idea of them being "stolen" and put to better use by someone is hot

>>48246
I’m going to cut your dick off and uses it as mine

>>48247
that is so mean....

>>48247
you know some femanon is gonna finger herself while imagining this scenario

>>48247
... go on...

Human survivor approaching V without pants.
>"Where the fuck are your pants?"
>"Where the fuck are yours?"

>>48253
>t. Emily

>>48253
cute v....

>>48249
no it’s not, you find that kind of stuff HOT, remember? you said “the idea of them being "stolen" and put to better use by someone is hot”, now… do try to scream out in agony, it’ll make this whole thing beautiful

>>48250
I’m blessed to have femanon love it

>>48251
use scissors to get the job done, sharp metal on both sides of the sensitive organs, with one quick snip! and it’s gone

>>48249
your so selfish, can’t believe some people nowadays

>>48252
Human loving propaganda from the AI deep state learning algorithm

>>48257
>I’m blessed to have femanon love it
God, bless femanon.

>>48252
I have always loved the aussie above any drone.

People think Cyn or Jane killed B
But no, it was actually a collection of Anons who assassinated her when no one was looking so anons would no longer be tempted to fuck the human woman

>>48253
I’m..not dating a drone.

>>48260
Hey, I care about Zeta and Xi! It's just....well....I haven't figured out what I really want to do with them yet and stuff....

>>48257
no? I just want to cuddle with a drone.

>>48264
Is B a dysgenic dyke like Jane?

>>48267
well tough luck, you don’t get a say in the matter! time for you to meet mr scissors

>>48265
You just haven't met your DD. Pray it's a female model, because you won't be given a choice.

>>48268
They have both been fucked by hordes of J clones

>>48272
N, I meant N clones
Maybe both idk

>>48252
It's okay, I'm here to hug depressed Elf's.

This is the moment Anon’s became attracted to human women

>>48253
>giving V pants
This artist is a fucking coward.

I mean, human women kinda look like drones.

I have seen human B porn before but I can’t seem to find it now, does anyone else have it

>>48278
you might be schizophrenic

>>48266
they’re sitting out in the cold while their anon is lusting after dead human women, what does that say anon

Droneboria has fallen

>>48282
I come bearing a box of dvds and beer.

G.. guys it’s okay to fuck Jane right she looks like a drone if you squint

>>48288
stop coping J

I think...I miss my wife

>>48281
That says they're fine because A. Neither of them suffer in the cold unless its super extreme temperatures and B. They're not gay.
Zeta is unfortunately pursued by Butterface Betty from accounting though, so...he's not doing so well on that front.

>>48282
Is there a way for me to prove my worthiness to enter Elfpost-3?

Anyone who thinks of sticking their penis in a human woman's vagina is disgusting. A woman's body is full of disgusting bodily fluids and bacteria, it's not safe. That's why JCJenson's guide to engaging in intimacy explicitly states that it's best to stick your dick in clean drones mouths, that way you're sure not to get an STD.

https://voca.ro/1ji0M9EGuCRE

>>48297
shut up you ugly thing! I’ll fuck whoever I want

>>48290
J's husband, What happened to your wife?

>>48300
Wrong poster.

>>48301
Han- I mean hunkchads winning...

Idk guys, Bonnie and Jane and John and the human anons are all looking pretty tasty right now

>>48285
>>48293
You need to bring Brio

>>48304
It should be company credit instead of social credit.

>>48306
you’re not eating security carl under my watch

>>48303
My condolences, anon.

Anyone got that greentext from 4/co/ explaining how everything was part of Cyn's big plan?

>>48300
I can't find her

>>48312
Hucow B….

>>48316
How will j react to seeing her company credit ratings fall like that?

>>48271
Then what’s the point? I might as well just get with a human woman.

>>48320
there’s always more effective J’s, this J will be melted down into something more useful

>>48295
Damn. . .

I will find a way into Elfpost-3. Whether in this life or the next.

>>48325
the love of my life isn’t a one you’d know, your not good enough to even know of her

>>48328
Same Anon. Same.

>>48328
>I wan her to rape me
But Anon its not rape then

How does Jane and B interact in the group OC photo?
John and B interaction?

>>48326
You must partake on a grand quest of which none have ever returned...

>Slay the great malicious entity named "J0y"
>Bring the head of the labor bot known as "The Archiver"
>Recover the remains of Cave Jensen
>Retrieve the Elferact
>Convince the great Outer God known only as "Liam Vickers" to make season 2
>1CC LoLK on lunatic playing as Marisa
>Be kind :)

Do you accept the quest?

>>48330
Fine, then I want her To turn absolutely yandere for me after I give her even the slightest hint of affection. I want to wake-up one day and hear an announcement over the Outpost-3 intercom that several Drones where murdered in a massive riot in the Asylum, I want every waking moment to be filled with dread as the bodies of Drone women who just existed near me are found. Eventually I want to see Negev inside my home, her smile twisted with drool coming from her fangs before she pounces onto me forcing me to fill her with my seed so we can finally be closer

>>48283
GOD
YES
PLEASE

>>48333
>Convince the great Outer God known only as "Liam Vickers" to make season 2
I shall use my ancient "Throw cumbottles and poop socks at their house-jutsu" technique to achieve this one

>>48336
>Outer god
liam is the blind idiot himself

>>48339
>"But there is no und-"
>Already the sound of an industrial drill filled Anon's ears
>When the Russian Wish-Making Fairy says that Negev will appear underneath Anon's bed, he meant it

>>48341
makes small chairs

>>48341
Makes you sauerkraut and calls your neighbours filthy chassismixers

>>48341
touch herself to LABORED and BHC

>>48341
>70% More Damage Dealt To Labor Bots
>Negative 40 Rep With All Factions
>Will Randomly Spout Off Dialogue

>>48346
> J gets a happy meal
umm i dont see no twin tails drone with a fat ass
that’s clearly jane the human

>>48346
B has such massive tits
Cute art

>>48341
Seethe and fume

>>48346
That happy meal isn’t the only thing getting eaten out by the end of the night

>>48341
Uses the oven a lot for some reason.

>>48341
Magically makes the thread active again

>>48353
>Blondi after seeing this post takes this as a sign that Anon actually loves her

>>48353
>>48354
>"M-maybe if I make the Weimar Republic in Minecraft he'll like me again..."

>>48341
play HOI all day and insist warband is better than bannerlord (correct)

You have to drink ALL of FemN's nanite milk.
>"B-but she's constantly refilling!"
Sounds like a you problem. They start to ache if they get too full, so hurry up.

>>48357
Boyzi can do it

>>48345
>LABORED
Degenerate

>>48346
>Jane gets to eat the first bit of real food in a month
>and it’s fucking McDonald’s
Jane gets nothing

>>48357
I just slap the ol milk pump on her chest pads and call it a day.

>>48355
good times, best time in the past
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v-XW72XN2dk&pp=ygUUbWluZWNyYWZ0ICBBdXNjaHdpdHo%3D
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5qR52fqt-_Y&pp=ygUUbWluZWNyYWZ0ICBBdXNjaHdpdHo%3D

Milking my Fem!N cow only for the SD U-U cows to sneak up on me and force milking

>>48355
not only does she have my attention, but my support as well

I've heard of Fem!N but what about Femboy!N?

>>48366
>Femboy!N
that’s just canon N

>Practicing your BJJ with Harper
>She’s a mostly Judo girl but she’s willing to help with your throwing training
>End up falling on her and kissing her

>>48366
if the next post of yours is
>what if boyzi was a female
I’m going to behead you, no second chances

BJ giving you a double BJ

>>48366
>posts picture of regular N

>>48367
>>48369
>>48371
N is a twink you retards

>>48372
I don’t fucking care, it’s all the same

What if boyzi was female

>>48374
>decapitate you

>>48373
No it isn't. If N was a Femboy he'd be wearing V's outfit and Uzi's dress to prom

>>48374
>What if the Earth orbits the sun?
>>48375
>What if your wife orbits my dick?

>>48377
I have no one, let me be alone

>>48376
>he'd be wearing V's outfit and Uzi's dress to prom
at the same time?

Question what is beretta favorite star wars faction?

>>48380
whoever is badass enough

>>48380
Grey Jedi.

>>48380
Rebels

>>48381
siths?

>>48380
The ones Kyle Katarn is on.

Will there anything be more hype for OCfags then episode 7 confirming the solver war was real exactly like people were talking about months before the episode

What if they made mpreg but for girls? That would be cool, I think.

>>48387
you'd think that'd be normal pregnancy but it means the baby comes out the ass

>>48384
siths are mean, being good is nice

>>48331
Not everyone made it in. The drawfag made a post asking for suggestions and he closed it before episode 8 aired. He's just a lot busier after the finale aired.

>>48391
I mean greentext wise, like a story
Also that anon is remaking the whole thing

>>48389
Yeah, but what if someone deserved to be mean to

>>48393
cordie so cute

>>48395
that’s all so tiresome and unnecessary, be nice, be good, get a delicious drink of water

What would be the differences between a drone shipped directly from the official JCJENSON website and one from the 30th century equivalent of TEMU?

>>48398
with TEMU, you got to put it together like IKEA furniture

>>48398
>order a worker drone from etsy
>a labor bot painted yellow knocks on my door the next day
>it didn’t even show up in a packet

>>48400
labor grandma...

>>48400
Classic scam, watch out or she’ll sell your extra cables on ebay.

>>48265
I'm gonna date a alien

>>48401
>It was another one of those older Laborer models, this one referred to herself as Celeste
>She was quite shocked that a strapping young human man would want a drone like her, but she’s not complaining at all. She’s just as capable of handling tasks like younger Laborer girls

>>48404
Love the Laborhag and SEX the Laborhag

>>48404
>>48405
But I specifically requested a new, shiny, top of the line WORKER DRONE, not some off-brand model hag.
I demand a refund

>>48406
no refunds, this is yours from now on

My gut tells me that Nori is a sad drunk. Especially present day Nori.

>>48391
B was on the OC deck, she made it in

Jane is just Griffith

>>48410
no wonder im homophobic.... that bitch SCARY.

>>48411
pspspsps

>>48411
soon it will be time for the weekly biscuit

How many trains did the horny N drones of the war run on the remaining humans?

>>48398
>"hallo bloved annon, am verri happy for to be with you on so lovely [CURRENT DAY]"
>"would like ask you fun quistion:"
>"what good kind master inon think of glorious people republican china?"
>if you say anything remotely positive she cuddles with you, sometimes more
>sure she runs a little hot, and smells kinda funny
>but you're pretty sure she's mostly genuine
>it's just that, from what you've gathered, they've locked some of her basic freedoms behind stupid questions
>among other ridiculous protocols
>she once nearly ran in front of an 18-wheeler just because she saw some kid wearing a Winnie the Pooh shirt

>>48406
cyn is technically a hag, right? I mean, isn't she? is she pedo?

>>48419
>does trains in this instance mean sex where 15 dudes fuck the same girl
Just. Imagine.

>>48420
>cyn is technically a hag, right?
This is a trick question asked by the Solver that has gotten many, many Anons [NULLED]
The correct answer is to respond by saying
>I don’t care how old Cyn is, but those tentacles of her’s can absolutely solve my problems anytime!

>>48417
I remember a green once where Jane is invited to dinner once and Uzi is being a human racist the entire time, so in response Jane told her she knows what he husbands dick feels like.
A real
>haha I’ve fucked your dad(s clones) shitlips

There's this cute Christian worker drone in the colony I keep running into but I'm human and I don't think the drones here appreciate my presence, to say the least.

Any tips guys?

>>48426
ENGLISH MOYHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

>>48426
It looks like special characters work here, I hope that some writefriends take advantage

>>48424
there better not be a robo jesus, because at this point! drones can’t come up with original ideas… like AI generated artists

>>48421
>Anon is one of the few “prisoners” left alive after the Solver War ends.
>He’s put into a cage alongside other human survivors.
>One by one they’re called and taken, only for them to never return
>Some try to resist, but a sharp slash from the drones makes them comply.
>Eventually Anon is called and blindfolded, forced to walk to another building that seems to be far.
>After hours of walking he’s ordered to stop, and his blindfold is taken off.
>Around him are dozens of drones that appear to be male, looking at him like a piece of meat in a butchers shop
>One of them speaks up
“Well look what we have here, a human with all his limbs intact! We haven’t seen one of those in a looooong time.”
>He grabs Anon’s chin and makes him look at his face
“He’ll do”
“Take off his clothes”
>Anon is manhandled and stripped naked in front of a crowd of laughing drones
“Don’t worry, it’ll feel good for us. You just lay down and try not to scream so much. It only makes some of us go more feral”.