/md/ - Murder Drones

V is alive and in Florida

>>19111
I want to punch his balls

>>19111
It weird seeing buff N instead of twink N

FUCK UMBRAS
ALL MY HOMIES HATE UMBRAS
this post was made by homo sapien gang

> "I ain't know my daddy, but I'm sure I shot out of his dick ready. He ran them buttery nuts all up in my mama and I shot our there and I said what's up Doc." - Future Beretta trying to sound intimidating before a fight

The way I see it there are two broad categories that post-canon stuff could fall into by the time episode 8 concludes assuming any of our cast actually survives...
>Copper-9 is fucking blown to smithereens, surviving cast rides the pod out in search for a new home
>Copper-9 is miraculously put back together again, all thanks to Uzi flexing her "ascended" super-solver powers

>>19120
Why is she Southern?

>>19115
its like a oxymoron, a thing that contradicts itself

>>19123
Too many Westerns

>>19121
If there's one thing Ballas hates more than Umbra it's his step children

>>19120
>hey! I also feel alienated from the people around me and have purple eyes!
-Beretta, after reading one singular X-men comic

>Murder Drones but the Absolute Solver is the goat from Goat Simulator
What changes?

>>19129
we don't even get as far as the pilot

>>19119
wait what?
hidden E lore?

>>19131
The Dark E Lore

>>19131
E-anon mentioned it in the OC thread. I don't think he's drawn the other 2. E is friends with S(ally) and R(osie) only in the office shenanigans time-line I think.

Behold the most overpowered OC team-up
>S.T.D

An announcement to all human personnel - under no circumstances are you to drink drone nanite milk. It contains a unknown but very addictive chemical that is used by drones to manipulate. They will get you addicted to that they can control you. Stay vigilant and stay safe, remember to bring your own food and drinks to the workplace.

>>18977
>R decides to open shop in Takamagahara
>E is a bit sad because they don't grow bananas here, only melons, and S has to work as a cat maid at a maid caffe to afford things, but outside of that and the occasional snide looks from some because everyone is distrustful of DDs, things are working out

I can't believe that John is canonically dead forever, I never should've taken him to that Burger King

>>19138
Human Resources is the legitimate organisation though.

>>19141
What will she do with me in such a tiny space?

>>19141
Is there candy in there?

>>19139
>E spends ludicrous sums to import bananas
>She runs out of spending money
>She has to beg S to get her a job at the cafe stay out of the red

>>19141
I don't know who this is, but there's a good chance of getting my pickle lickled, so yes

Which OCs wouldn't be welcome or be looked down at in Takamagahara and for what reason(s)?

>>19129
The gala is just the goat ramming into people. Also I according to this video:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw4n8y__vqE&pp=ygUSa3JpdHRlciBrbHViIHNoZWVw
Tessa remains a virgin all her life.

>>19141
We can cuddle on my bed instead, that way the only metal I'm trapped by is her.

>>19147
SD-I(ncinerator) would be considered a gigolo and a fire hazard

>>19142
Yeas but they are rather outgunned by HODR

>>19143
Cuddle. :>
>>19144
In one of her many, many pockets maybe.
>>19146
One can hope.
>>19151
Whatever comfortable.

>>19155
That actually looks f-
>Thick legs
Eh... Mid, looks mid

>>19155
> MD
> but things go the way of Edgerunners
would it be N at the end?

>>19161
Yeah, but maybe a murder drones game we can beat the solver like how we beat Adam smasher

>>18805
Took a while, here it is
>Even tho he stole her, he still felt like he wanted a refund, for him it was a worthless piece of machinery
>Although good enough at first, with time she was slower, she usually dropped expensive stuff, and when he raised his voice she almost always cried
>She was expected to take care of the house, his meals, and every necessity he may need
>He was quick to anger, a lazy person, and she was pretty sure he had some mental problem
>"Bethany! Where the fuck are you?!" The worker drone ran towards the kitchen, from where it came to the voice, the voice of his master
>"He'e sir" It was hard to talk, and when she did, the man looked at her "This kitchen is dirty, why you haven't cleaned it?!" She has her fingers interlocked, looking at the floor
>"Look at me when I'm talking, and answer" She looks up at him "Sir, g'u 'in't say so" He didn't like that, he didn't like that answer "So I need to tell you what to do? I need to watch you and waste my important time?"
>She stayed quiet for a second, but she felt like she had to answer, he was turning away but she talked "Bu'h sir-" He immediately turned towards her once again "'But'? Did I hear you say 'but'?!" She stayed quiet once again
>He looked at her, in complete silence for a few seconds "That's what I fucking thought. Lose that attitude or I will never repair you and don't think because you don't have a portion of your tongue you are free of your duties, I expect you to do every single thing you have to do, EVERYTHING, are we clear?" She nodded sheepishly "Good"
>And he went away, she slowly took all the cleaning products out, and started to clean the kitchen, what else she could do
>She fears answering back, even tho she wants to do it so badly, but this is the life she ended in, she tries to think she is lucky to even be alive but it's hard to think that way

>After a while, the kitchen was clean, spotless
>She looked at the clock and she felt nervous and fearful, the night was coming, the worst part of the day, the one she hated the most
>She began to hyperventilate, she tried to stay calm but it was hard, no matter how much time she was here, this part of the day was always impossible to do on her own will, she preferred a beatdown to this
>But she knows even if she resists, it will happen anyway and for disobeying she will also get a beatdown
>She could feel her hands shaking from fear, she took a deep breath and started to walk upstairs, trying to set her mind on what was going to happen
>But she couldn't, she felt like she was about to cry, and she hadn't even opened the door yet
>She felt so weak knowing she couldn't do anything to defend herself, her body would just stop moving if she set her mind to hurting him, she wasn't able to do anything
>And then she opened the door "Fucking finally, I will not tolerate you being slow next time, do you understand?" She took a deep breath again "G'es, sir"
>"Now, you better not start crying like yesterday again, I hate hearing crying" She tried her best to just not cry on the spot "G'es sir"
>And then it happened, like every night

>The next day, in the afternoon, her master was drinking, heavily, it seemed that he was celebrating that his favorite team in a sport won
>"Bethany, go and get the bottle of the 2000s" She nodded and went to the kitchen to get it, and once she gave it to him, the bottle slipped into his hands and fell
>She immediately starts to feel fear "You fucking whore! Look at what you did!" She didn't have the fault in this, he was the one with the weak grip
>"YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THAT IS?!" He was screaming at her, and she tried her best to not cry "YOU STUPID FUCK" He stood up, pushing her screen, almost making her fall
>She doesn't know why, but she talked back "No, g'u..." That was a mistake "NO? Did you say no?" She stayed silent, and then, he punched her, making her fall "ARE YOU IMPLING THAT IS MY FAULT?!" He was grabbing his knuckles, it is painful to punch metal after all
>He went away just for a second, and came back with a hammer "HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?!" Looking at the hammer she immediately started to crawl back, but he walked toward her
>"I FUCKING SAVED YOU, DIDN'T I? I REMOVED YOU FROM THE DISASSEMBLY LINE, YOU OWE ME YOUR LIFE, DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME 'NO' AND IMPLY IT WAS MY FAULT"
>She put her hand up in fear, fearing he would kill her, and she started to cry "I CAN TAKE YOUR LIFE ANY TIME I WANT, COME ON, BEG FOR IT, THE LIFE THAT I OWN" She started to cry, she didn't even understand why he lost it this time
>"BEG, COME ON!" She looked at him "Pleath, sir, pleath 'on't kith' me!" Looks like he calm down, just a little, he dropped the hammer, looking at her with disgust "Clean that shit, I'm going to sleep"
>And then he started to stumble towards the stairs, going up to his room, leaving her in there, crying on the floor
>She thought, that maybe she should have asked him to kill her, she almost already died once, she was one of the 'lucky ones', she didn't feel so lucky

>...He left his hammer

>>19164
Does it have to end like that?
>She actually did it, a hammer through the screen, and the nightmare was over, bleeding oil from the screen, onto the carpet
>But something happened, someone talked to her, inside her core, no one outside
>It offered her help and revenge for what HE had done, she began to think she was going crazy, the nightmare had no end
>But, she was sure she did it, so why not, maybe it was his core trying to bring some peace of mind before she died completely

>But something happened, she woke up, it was the middle of the night, the hammer was right there on the floor, in a pool of oil
>She stood up, she felt it was a little hard to move her legs and arms, but she could move, and something even weirder, she could feel her tongue, it was whole again
>She felt confident out of nowhere, she felt good for a second, and for some reason, she knew what she had to do

>In the middle of the night a loud sound woke the man up, he stood up grabbing his head, it hurt badly, he drank a lot after all
>He slowly stood up to go downstairs to see what it was, he tried to turn the lights on, but the lights for some reason didn't turn on
>But there was enough moonlight to see, and what he saw was his television broken "That who-" and before he could keep talking, a pain in his leg
>He fell to the floor screaming "FUCK, MY LEG" He looked up to see Bethany with a hammer in her hand, she hit him
>"How the f-!" She raised the hammer again, and he protected his face "One whole year" She started to talk "One year of torture, you piece of scum! more than half of my life it has been pain! And now I'm able to do what I wanted to do so long ago..."
>She could see the panic in the man's eyes, he feared her "Now beg! Beg for your life!" She screamed at him, it took the man a second to process what was happening "I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY PLEASE, STOP!"
>She took a good look at him, he was fearing her this time, all she had to do was hit him in the head and the nightmare was over
>Just one hit and everything is done
>Just one
>But she couldn't do it, she hated him so much, but it was not in her character to kill someone, she was not going to become as much scum as he was
>She lowered the hammer and dropped it "I'm not like you, you absolute monster, enjoy your broken leg" She felt stupid letting him live, but she hoped this was a good enough scare to make him stop his ways
>She took a deep breath and started to leave this place, and then something hit her in the back of the head making her fall to the ground, she turned back to see his 'master' with the hammer
>She raised her hand to protect her face "YOU FUCKING MONSTER!" He screamed, but then, for a moment in the hand of Bethany, a symbol appeared, and the head of his 'master' was looking his own back
>He dropped dead, she slowly stood up and noticed that the danger alert on the screen, of losing oil, disappeared
>She didn't understand anything of this, but she just slowly walked out of the place, whatever happened didn't matter, it was over, finally, she was free, the nightmare ended
>She was going to be happy now

1 out of 5 done, the next one should take less time.

>>19160
Its unwise to refuse an offer from a Sentinel drone.

She WILL get you in that locker, willing or not.

>>19122
>Survivors
>Implying
Ngmi

>>19168
Fucking kino

>>19168
You've got too many crossovers there, anon. The fabric of reality can only take so many before collapsing.

>>19171
Gordon, we need to beat the Solver, Gordon, Gordon!

>>19172
threadlore is a quilt anon, it’s a quilt made of sci-fi IPs

>>19168
wild ride
love it

>>19147
>all DD OCs
Unless they can show that they can act civil and not murder them all in their sleep, they'd all be treated with maximum hostility and probably have Haruka called on them
>Sentinel Drones
Similar to DDs, even if they don't mean harm, their image alone would trigger generational trauma, that and their bootlooping flashes would remind everyone of Banshees and other Sentinels, which are as hated as DDs
>Worker Drones
I can't really think of any Worker Drone OC they'd show hostility towards, if they don't act like dumb foreigners that only know of Japan from anime, they would be welcomed.

>>19175
>Thought up this funpost when I heard people on /co/ argue how much Liam must hate Tessa considering her fate
What...? That must be one of the stupidest things I must have heard today

>>19175
if vickerman were to read this, he best put a subtle nod in there somewhere
because who doesn't love fireworks

Could all the DD OCs beat all the WD OCs in a fight?

>>19179
>because who doesn't love fireworks
I don't, it scares my cats

>>19179
>because who doesn't love fireworks
I don't, it scares me

>>19180
Pretty sure DDs outnumber the WDs already

>>19181
anon get your cats off the computer >>19182

>>19184
Kek

>>19175
Liam's never been shy about having totally average, even fairly likeable people meet horrific faces in his stories. The relatability/likeability is what separates an actual scary situation from a slasher flick where you're just waiting for the spectacle of a character you dislike or don't really care about meeting a spectacular death.

>>19186
>"Excellent work fuguedrone"
>Fuguedrone:" I didn't do shit anon"

>>19187
I see the appeal, or rather purpose of it, but its too much for my taste, (considering how irl and history are overflowing with such stories) ep8 would need some, now seemingly, impossible asspull to lead to a "good" end, if things go like they seem (nothing needs to get worse for that, but it always gets worse) it's total AS victory and the entire thing was just everyone suffering in vain. Just my view but ugh it would be shit, some preachy "the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows" too edgy mentality, really interested in what turn things will take now. And don't anyone write an essay about why I'm wrong, it's my subjective view I'm not discussing ethics or whatever anymore today

>>19187
>>19189(me)
NTA btw

>>19175
>"Between being worn by an evil monster and becoming a clone of my parents-"
>Tessa dodges a bottle
>"How bad is the third option?"
>"That depends. Sometimes you're ten feet tall and fuck him into a hole in the ground."
>"G'DAY," booms Giantessa from behind her
>"Sometimes you're colleagues with benefits. Or maybe he adopts you after your family dies."
>"That last one doesn't sound too bad, what's the catch?"
>"That Anon's a right sort, so you have a 50/50 chance of that turning out fine."
>"What's the other 50?"
>The Tessas all go quiet, looking away
>"...I said, what's the other 50?"
>Another Tessa walks by, hand-in-hand with an Anon with a thousand-yard stare, her other hand holding a bag full of clothes
>"I can't wait to put these on. But the real fun is when you take them off, huh, Daddy~?"
>Everyone, including Anon, goes deathly pale
>Even Skeletessa's reached a new level of white

>>19191
Please, I want a comic of this BRRF-anon

>>19191
Kek

Shark drone

>>19194
Sentinel sharks

>>19189
I don't know if I'd call it an asspull. The fact that we see Cynwalker seemingly engaged in battle with the rest of the cast in that trailer implies that it's worth it for the AS to actually put up a fight; it's victory isn't so sure-fire that it can afford to lie back and do nothing against our heroes. Going "Yeah the whole final episode is just a belabored countdown to the inevitable death of the entire cast" in the writers room would sound kinda retarded imo.

Plus, don't forget the fact that Solver powers are not intrinsically tied to possession. Nori retained hers after being patched, and Uzi showed brief moments of being able to resist possession in ep7. There are potentially 2 individuals on Copper-9 who might stand a good sporting chance against the AS if they're properly supported and have a plan.

>>19195
I prefer Sentinel Pliosaurs.

>>19199
>Half-Life 3 confirmed

>>19201
Thanks, I admit it was fun. And of course it's lighthearted, it has Soldier TF2, you literally can't take him seriously.
I still technically have 3 to go, StepdadAnon and Tessa, Human N and Tessa, and something about Alice, they didn't specify, so I need to think of something.

Can we keep talking about cults of the characters if they were eldritch entities like the solver?
>>18403

>>19191
>Even Skeletessa's reached a new level of white
she turns into a ghost
a skeletal ghost
a ghost of a skeleton

>>19206
A skost...

>>19071
This is the dream.
Remember, they won't break you if you can keep up with them. The milk lets you do that.

>>19207
I suppose you could have something like that.
It doesn't matter though. The (Exponential) End isn't too picky about what it hijacks

>>19016
how did she find out?

>>19111
shit image

>>19159
nice thighs

>>19134
>SD-E Fact: E does wonder from time to time where her other squad members SD-S(arge) and SD-L(avender) went. It’s not exactly a murder drone party amidst the workers with only one murderer!

Just bringing it here

I fucking hate working at JcJ office spaces. I keep having drones trying to sexually harass me and when I tell HoDR about it, they just laugh at my face.
The human coworkers aren't much better either, they're telling me that I just need to "get drone'd".
Why is everyone such a freak nowadays?

>>19215
Yeah. I'm just trying to decide what the overall pitch is going to be.
Been on a Subnautica bender lately.
I also remembered that Atlantis: The Lost City exists with its Leviathan

>>19175
>>19179
It's interesting to imagine, but don't say that Liam reads these threads. Making and encouraging posts like these just flood the thread with dumbass's trying to one up each other for attention from Liam (that doesn't actually exist).

>>19216
infest your office with oogis

>>19221
I already feel bad when the Black Hand has to come around, nobody needs to be subjected to our autism.

>>19224
>spoiler
If you want something more specific, just tell me, I'm happy to write it, I like writing, I just don't get enough ideas in my brain for the things I should concentrate on.
And also, I'm being so slow, but this is the best I can do these days, still, trying my best is good enough.

>>19219
>Not using the cum edit

>>19229
He swallowed it all before I could take the picture.

>>19231
the one positive about black uzi humanizations is that she gets bleached by N

>>19232
I wonder if the Anon who created them is still around.

>>19237
>Sitting in the back of the white van, Anon starts realizing this might actually not be E
>E wouldn't fall for a fake Anon, is he the dumber one now?

>>19237
Is she going to tear my face off?

>>19237
when you tell her the banana warehouse has burned down and you did it

Can I get a hug? I feel like shit out of nowhere.

>>19241
Sorry to hear, friend.
>Hug

>>19242
>>19243
This is why I love you guys.

>>19238
The irony
>>19239
She was going to just stab you to death, but that sounds like a splendid idea. At least, as much as a grown woman can tear off a face anyway.

>>19242
Wholesome as FUCK

Hey, you, make a doodle, now.

>>19242
Doll hugs...

>>19250
Ya can read my mind, I was about to call it a day...does continuing one count as well?

>>19252
Yeh, anything

>>19253
Is 5 seconds too soon?

>>19257
This is correct

>>19260
This works, thanks for your contribution.

>>19263
Alright, pretty funny.

>>19258
I've been wanting to write the Zdradrone.

> Thread is suddenly full of muscle men
Emily get off the computer

>>19266
That would be cool to see.

>>19174
Theres too many sci-fi IP to count in here

>>19250
>>19254
Anom you are goated, you know how perfectionisn is often a problem? Well not today, FINALLY did enough things right to make the nouth look goid for the furst time ecer. I wouldn't have done it if not for your posz, thanks really
Might become one of the Alices of all time if it keeps going THAT smmozh

>>19270
>>19271
Happy to help? Friend, and this looks nice, I like the way you drew the teeth, but I do recommend you to go and sleep.

>>19276
Nice to hear and yes that seems right

>>19278
Thank you.

>>19248
from twink to twunk

>>19281
Holy kek!

>>19281
Biggest iron Alice

>>19281
>>19284
Forgotten Weapons: Drone edition
WorkerDrone Gunjesus reviews DD/SD armaments while still attached to respective drones, trying their best not to get flustered.

>>19285
Where file

>>19288
That's good amen
>>19289
KEK

>>19289
>J finally wins
>She wins the "ugliest pillbaby" competition

>>19292
lmao

>>19294
What is this, an Alice for ants?

I don't want to fuck these robots all that much.

>>19300
Oh yeah, being gay, no homo tho

>>19303
Pretty good Anon, nicely done.
>To job, or not to job, that is the question

I didn't like the episode in S2 where Beretta was feeding that smiling box the remains of corpses

>>19288
why are you so fucking good at drawing?

>>19306
Stop being a faggot that episode was kino. Also stop calling it a "smiling box", she referred to herself as a Cube

>>19309
I'm scared :(

>>19315
I wish to see more art of Mitchell being a dad to doll

>>19317
Can you draw Mitchell and doll balling together, father and daughter ballin together

>>19318
I can... try, when i have the time that is

>>19320
And maybe Mitchell wearing a Russian hat and jacket

>>19319
Go for that Cyntipussy Thad. A joy that no man has ever experienced

>>19326
>This is the future HoDR wants for us

>>19326
I wonder who that drone is

>>19331
probably L
Or perhaps some Sentinel Drone

>>19309
N DYING
N’S LIFE BEING TAKEN
N’S VITAL SIGNS STOPPING
N BEING GONE
N SUFFERING A FATAL WOUND
N DYING COLD AND ALONE
N NOT BEING ALIVE ANYMORE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>19309
If you plan on tearing my heart out again, be sure to eat it this time.

>>19336
She looks tired

>>19324
I love her

>>19324
Fuck yeah. Wonder if this one's been banished, too.
Beel was my favorite until I realized the true appeal of Zdrada. Still a close second, and if I actually had to choose, she's the more tolerable of the two which goes a long way.

>>19337
She's tired because I still haven't finished her green yet