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No.14981
Murder Drones MainAnonymous
Replies:>>15103>>15245
Image:172213424615.jpg(196kB, 1280x1280)V gives J a new hairstyle.jpg
HELLO, my beautiful Friends.
Let's keep talking about our beloved robots that we call Drones, Worker Drones or Disassembly Drones, because we love them so much. We need to speak again about Murder Drones and anything Thread-related, because it's fun!
Let's have fun as always!
The fascinating Booru: https://dronebooru.co
No.14983
Anonymous
Replies:>>14984>>14985
>>14972
You know I'm starting to become convinced that the real reason this collab idea failed was because people were just being malicious dicks
No.14984
Anonymous
>>14983
It could've worked if the ideas thrown out had a bit more to them
No.14985
Anonymous
Replies:>>14986>>14988
>>14983
How about you quit your whining and start typing.
Create a basic character description and setting. Then you can start thinking of a plot.
No.14986
Anonymous
>>14985
What he said
No.14987
Anonymous
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She is the cutest fucking thing I have seen in my entire life
No.14988
Anonymous
Replies:>>14989
>>14985
No. Since that wasn't the goal, the goal was to have the thread make something together, if I just fucking did everything that would destroy the point.
No.14989
Anonymous
Replies:>>14990
>>14988
You need to have a basis for everyone to build interest off of
No.14990
Anonymous
Replies:>>14991
>>14989
I did. I gave a prompt and ideas as well as a setting. All I got was one Anon who bothered to actually respond and a ton of what is essentially "fuck you"
No.14991
Anonymous
Replies:>>14994>>14995>>15016
>>14990
Unless someone can actually fucking point towards something, that tells me otherwise I will hold the firm belief that I did nothing wrong other than daring to try
No.14992
Anonymous
Image:172213658805.png(9kB, 189x254)Pic Of Wife.png
total kimber death
No.14994
Anonymous
Replies:>>14997
>>14991
You started bitching instead of adding onto your idea or making it fit in the scenario, instead of adding or changing anything, you just started to complain more
No.14995
Anonymous
>>14991
Stop crying, shut up
No.14996
Anonymous
Replies:>>15000>>15207
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Give her uppies now
No.14997
Anonymous
Replies:>>14998
>>14994
Bullshit. I did add onto it
No.14998
Anonymous
Replies:>>14999
>>14997
Not nearly enough, clearly
No.14999
Anonymous
Replies:>>15001
>>14998
I guess not. Fuck. I'm done.
No.15000
Anonymous
Replies:>>15002
>>14996
I would, believe me, I would
No.15001
Anonymous
>>14999
Good idea
No.15002
Anonymous
>>15000
Nice NULLS, ahe really deserves them
No.15004
Anonymous
Replies:>>15006>>15007
>>14926
> cork on the stinger
No.15005
Anonymous
Replies:>>15011>>15030>>15108
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Confess your sins to Nun Beretta
No.15006
Anonymous
Replies:>>15020
>>15004
You don't want any accidents happening, do you?
No.15007
Anonymous
Replies:>>15020
>>15004
He's retarded, Uzi has to cork his tail so he doesn't stab himself and any other poor passerby
No.15008
Anonymous
Replies:>>15009>>15130>>15200
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Tongue
No.15009
Anonymous
>>15008
Do more
No.15010
Anonymous
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No.15011
Anonymous
Replies:>>15013
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>>15005
Nah she needs to deal with her own cyn first
No.15012
Anonymous
Replies:>>15013>>15015>>15018>>15022>>15210
Image:172213856946.png(351kB, 1000x1140)Cyn does a workout with john.png
That explain why eye has those macho fantasies of john
No.15013
Anonymous
Replies:>>15014>>15036>>15210
>>15011
She will when someone writes it
>>15012
Why does John have muscles, shouldn't he be skinny with a potbelly or just skinny?
No.15014
Anonymous
>>15013
He just have an above average athletic build. (More promptly thanks to eye being a raging homo for john pulling a majima appearing out the blue and chasing him down)
No.15015
Anonymous
Replies:>>15019
>>15012
John the Human got himself some serious gains!
How does one drone manage to pull off the LARP so well?!
No.15016
Anonymous
Replies:>>15017>>15023
>>14991
You're trying to bust into a niche already being filled by Beretta. Come up with a different idea maybe.
No.15017
Anonymous
Replies:>>15021
>>15016
Another reason I did it was because I saw what I'm now only assuming to be a vocal minority on /trash/ and sometimes here that was upset with the direction Beretta took. So I figured I'd give them something to work with, that didn't pan out obviously. Even though I think the entire complaint to begin with was fucking stupid, Femdrone is the only one that realized, "Hey Beretta is a THREAD OC, I could do my own interpretation."
No.15018
Anonymous
Replies:>>15178
>>15012
Was John trainer Gordon freeman himself
No.15019
Anonymous
Replies:>>15025
>>15015
Probably got help from the human fanatic emily
No.15020
Anonymous
>>15007
>>15006
really taking after his father
No.15021
Anonymous
Replies:>>15027
>>15017
Just rewrite Beretta however you want then.
No.15022
Anonymous
>>15012
Now draw john oiled up
No.15023
Anonymous
Replies:>>15024
>>15016
NTA but
>Thad x V becomes canon
What in the fresh holy hell does their kid look like?
There's your crackpot OC idea
No.15024
Anonymous
Replies:>>15026
>>15023
Maybe a mix of shyness and jockness?
No.15025
Anonymous
>>15019
i wonder if she secretly knows and is orchestrating things in the background
No.15026
Anonymous
>>15024
How does that break down? A drone who has natural athletic ability but won't join a team or demonstrate it in front of an audience because of how averse they are to the spotlight?
No.15027
Anonymous
>>15021
Kinda wanted to be more original than that but eh. Maybe.
No.15028
Anonymous
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How will Tessa succeed on seducing her stepfather
No.15030
Anonymous
Replies:>>15031>>15038
>>15005
Beretta should learn her nun virtues from Lady E, maybe then she’ll learn to appreciate the position
No.15031
Anonymous
Replies:>>15032>>15033>>15038
>>15030
She's very new to this although I'm unsure if Lady E would be a good teacher, she is afterall still an E
No.15032
Anonymous
>>15031
She’s not the same as a hat equipped E, don’t be drone-cist
No.15033
Anonymous
Replies:>>15038
>>15031
E is smart without the trauma-suppression-magnet active though
No.15034
Anonymous
Replies:>>15035
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No.15035
Anonymous
>>15034
Anon no!
No.15036
Anonymous
Replies:>>15037
>>15013
>Beretta will when someone writes it
Story of Beretta's life, everyone has an idea or a suggestion but never bothers to write it.
I'm guilty of being lazy too
No.15037
Anonymous
Replies:>>15039>>15040
>>15036
Stop being lazy
No.15038
Anonymous
Image:172214238310.png(223kB, 1500x1200)nunE.png
>>15030
>>15031
>>15033
> all fear the sentinel
No.15039
Anonymous
>>15037
No, I am writefag no.23, I must go into a depression
No.15040
Anonymous
Replies:>>15041
Image:172214268744.png(1kB, 166x21)no more procrastination.png
>>15037
NTA but your wish is my command
I vill finish my green and I vill be happy
No.15041
Anonymous
>>15040
Good boy
No.15043
Anonymous
Replies:>>15045>>15521
>Fun Nightly OC Facts: Beretta is both a writefag and a drawfag, which explains why she hates life
No.15044
Anonymous
>Fun Nightly OC Facts: The first instance of an AU in the Murder Drones thread was a joke that several Anon's participated in which involved several characters switching places, such as Cyn and James Elliot
No.15045
Anonymous
>>15043
She made some cool star wars manga
No.15046
Anonymous
Replies:>>15047>>15048>>15128>>15129>>15201
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Something quick
No.15047
Anonymous
Replies:>>15049
>>15046
I love her in every form, and I will cuddle her no matter what.
Now that I think of it, I think I dreamed of her.
No.15048
Anonymous
>>15046
not just angry, but DOUBLE angry
No.15049
Anonymous
Replies:>>15050
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>>15047
tell me your dreams anon
No.15050
Anonymous
Replies:>>15051
>>15049
Was something simple really, now that I remember better, it was her in this >>14895
I was seeing her, I didn't recognize her in the moment because she didn't have her hat on, but now that I see a drawing of her I'm 100% sure it was her.
No.15051
Anonymous
>>15050 (me)
I want to dream about her again, I was really happy, I don't know why she was so good to me, maybe in my dream we where at the most trusting part of a good relationship, I don't know, but I was really happy, I want that dream again, at least for a few minutes, I want to see her.
No.15052
Anonymous
Replies:>>15053>>15055
I'm bored, wouldn't consider myself a good writefag I'm rusty asf. Give me some suggestions and maybe I'll write em. No promises that I will
No.15053
Anonymous
Replies:>>15056
>>15052
No write it your-...does that work here?
No.15055
Anonymous
Replies:>>15057
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>>15052
Anon has a foursome with these 3
No.15056
I need the practice
>>15053
>For once in Anon's life he was truly stumped
>For all his months telling people with ideas or suggestions, "Draw/Write it yourself".
>He for once was uncertain if it was applicable here
>Then he began to wonder, what he done himself?
>Has he created anything of value?
>Did he ever dream?
>We will never know
No.15057
Anonymous
Replies:>>15058>>15059
>>15055
I can't write lewd stuff, sorry.
No.15058
Anonymous
Replies:>>15060
>>15057 (me)
Just to clarify, I literally don't know how
No.15059
Anonymous
>>15057
Anon has a very nice and respectful evening playing monopoly with these 3
No.15060
Anonymous
Replies:>>15061
Image:172214637467.png(174kB, 484x560)1696880728954.png
>>15058
Same. One has to have some first hand experience with lewd stuff before they can properly write about it haha...
No.15061
Anonymous
>>15060
I write it and I have no experience.
I'd imagine those who do can tell at a glance, though.
No.15062
Anonymous
Replies:>>15063>>15064>>15066>>15069
Sometimes when I hang out on these threads for too long then go to sleep, I have nightmares about redditors and Youtubers making posts and videos about this place
No.15063
Anonymous
>>15062
I think you hang out on these threads too much
No.15064
Anonymous
Replies:>>15065
>>15062
You should take a break from the threads
No.15065
Anonymous
>>15064
I can't it's like a crack addiction I literally stay on these threads 24/7
No.15066
Test-icles
Replies:>>15067>>15073
>>15062
The normalization of /md/ will be a long, painful and arduous progress. Before you know it there will be Youtube videos with TTS voiceovers of greens raking in hundreds of thousands of viewers
No.15067
Anonymous
Replies:>>15068>>15070
>>15066
So like 2016?
Also why do we need a password
>t. newfag
No.15068
Anonymous
>>15067
Yeah I don't understand the password system either, I guess it's just so you can delete your posts or something?
No.15069
Anonymous
Replies:>>15122
Image:172214893721.png(419kB, 989x721)spy.png
>>15062
I'm afraid they've already breached our defences
No.15070
Anonymous
>>15067
Post deletion password, nothing more.
No.15071
Anonymous
Replies:>>15072
Image:172214978588.png(95kB, 771x772)Thought process.png
>“At least I have some space from I at the moment”

>>14893
>>14894

To be honest I don’t have any ideas other than John being (understandably) horrified by the whole undead thing. Besides, wasn’t the joke that no one can see through his “ingenious” disguise.
No.15072
Anonymous
>>15071
It would be neat his co-workers also come back as skeletons and meet up with John again
No.15073
Anonymous
Replies:>>15074
>>15066
Imagine 4-5 years from now some autist decides to do an entire series of TTS videos based on these threads' greentexts.
No.15074
Anonymous
Replies:>>15132>>15133
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>>15073
>Thread OC's start showing up in the latest brainrot videos
No.15075
Anonymous
Replies:>>15076>>15078>>15218
Image:172215131606.jpg(272kB, 2064x1200)IMG_4010.jpeg
Wanted to do a sorta redraw of Male E and E behind you, but with a new face with them.
No.15076
Anonymous
Replies:>>15077
>>15075
What is going to happen to him?
No.15077
Anonymous
Replies:>>15079
>>15076
He will play Uno with them
No.15078
Anonymous
Replies:>>15079
>>15075
His ass will sore and his pelvis to dust
No.15079
Anonymous
Replies:>>15081
>>15077
>>15078
These are two very conflicting answers, anons.
No.15080
Anonymous
Replies:>>15082>>15083>>15085
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>Trying to come up with new story ideas
>They keep centering around Anon drinking nanite milk from the source
It's possible I may have a problem.
No.15081
Anonymous
>>15079
>Anon fucking E as he plays Uno with Solver E and Everest
No.15082
Anonymous
>>15080
It will probably help if you get that done with so your mind can focus
No.15083
Anonymous
>>15080
You should write about the nanite milk.
No.15084
Anonymous
Replies:>>15087
N trying to fall asleep but having a racing heart
No.15085
Anonymous
>>15080
sounds like you just need to get it out of your system
No.15086
Anonymous
N curled up into a ball, hiding in his "den" (it's a pillow fort), sleeping peacefully
No.15087
Anonymous
Replies:>>15088
>>15084
his heart is racing because my cock is up his ass btw
No.15088
Anonymous
Replies:>>15089
>>15087
why would that make his heart race
No.15089
Anonymous
Replies:>>15090
>>15088
because were fucking (in the pillow fort)
No.15090
Anonymous
>>15089
based i guess
No.15091
Anonymous
Replies:>>15094>>15095>>15100
Raising a pillbaby N then selling him into slavery when he transfers to his new body
No.15092
Anonymous
checking N's heartbeat in his sleep
No.15093
Anonymous
massaging N's tummy in his sleep
softly caressing N's hair and kissing his face in his sleep, giving him pleasant dreams
No.15094
Anonymous
Replies:>>15095
>>15091
purchasing this N and using him for only the most backbreaking physical labor in my emerald mines
No.15095
Anonymous
Replies:>>15096>>15097
>>15091
>>15094
sneaking into the emerald mines mission impossible style and stealing this N, then bringing him home with me and giving him the comfiest, cushiest, coziest life imaginable
No.15096
Anonymous
Replies:>>15098>>15099
>>15095
Activating the bomb I hid inside his tummy in the event of an escape
No.15097
Anonymous
Replies:>>15099
>>15095
following the tracking implant i had put in this N and tracing it back to anon's house. raiding anon's house with my private drone army and reclaiming my investment
No.15098
Anonymous
Replies:>>15101
>>15096
how did you get it there
No.15099
Anonymous
>>15096
having already done a thorough checkup of this N's internals, finding the bomb early and disposing of it at the nearest politician's house
>>15097
having already done a thorough checkup of this N's internals, finding the tracking implant early and disposing of it at the nearest politician's house
No.15100
Anonymous
>>15091
Wtf
No.15101
Anonymous
Replies:>>15102
>>15098
I fed him spaghettiO's with the device inside
No.15102
Anonymous
>>15101
Somehow I can see N eating SpaghettiO's and getting extremely confused when Uzi gives him real Spaghetti
No.15103
Anonymous
Replies:>>15104>>15137
>>14981
SmileAnon why the fuck do you always gotta be so positive? Why are you always happy? What's your secret?
No.15104
Anonymous
Replies:>>15117
>>15103
If they stop being happy for even a moment we will cease to exist
No.15108
Anonymous
Replies:>>15109
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>>15005
I've thought about Beretta doing a Bayonetta cosplay alot. Despite her being a massive capeshitter.
No.15109
Anonymous
Replies:>>15121
>>15108
You could probably get her into it pretty easily. I think Bayonetta isn't one of those things that requires you to be a mega weeb
No.15112
Anonymous
Replies:>>15113
It was deleted but I imagine that whole Oogi bit was like some big dramatic COD type reveal
No.15113
Anonymous
Replies:>>15114
>>15112
>"Remember...No Oogi."
No.15114
Anonymous
Replies:>>15115
>>15113
>t. The Loaf Massacre
Probably the only good thing these Oogis have done for us
No.15115
Anonymous
Replies:>>15116
>>15114
They were twittard creations of course they stood no chance against our own
No.15116
Anonymous
Replies:>>15118
>>15115
I want to make hybrid of them for shit and giggles
No.15117
Anonymous
>>15104
idk man, this level of positivity creeps me out
no one should be this happy for seemingly no reason
No.15118
Anonymous
Replies:>>15119
>>15116
Legitimately do not. I'm being serious, don't do that or else we'll endlessly hear complaining and never be rid of the you know what allegations
No.15119
Anonymous
Replies:>>15120>>15212
>>15118
The allegations that Commander Oogi got her powers from snorting coke?
No.15120
Anonymous
>>15119
Oh no, that one is totally true
No.15121
Anonymous
Replies:>>15123
Image:172216237339.png(113kB, 1000x1300)1711174523800554.png
>>15109
I figured since she was such a comics kek, she'd be more inclined to do something like Huntress or Supergirl.
Of course the more humorous adventure is making her dress up like Powergirl or Bat-mite.
The only time I can see her doing a weeby cosplay is by being forced into it. Either because she lost a bet with a friend or her mom, or because the plot demands it.

>pic not related. I just thought it was funny if they dressed up a giant bean as Cyn
No.15122
Anonymous
>>15069
Indeed
No.15123
Anonymous
Replies:>>15127
>>15121
>Auntie Cyn becomes British
No.15127
Anonymous
>>15123
Oh god, she become much worse
No.15128
Anonymous
>>15046
She doesn't like sharing the love with her alternate selves.
No.15129
Anonymous
Replies:>>15131
>>15046
I must pursue her romance route in the RPG
No.15130
Anonymous
>>15008
I especially like Doll and J. Doll has a cute mischief to her while J knows you like this and is playing with you.
No.15131
Anonymous
>>15129
The footjob scene was weird.
No.15132
Anonymous
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>>15074
>"No one knows what goes on inside Serial Designation S' head. It is determined she is actually just a cat."
>Mary had a little lamb comes on but is rendered in cat meows, with S doing a really cheap tweened idle animation in the background.
No.15133
Anonymous
Replies:>>15143
>>15074
> the 3 hour long E lore video of all the variants
No.15135
Anonymous
Replies:>>15136>>15148
Obligatory don't go to /trash/ thread either a /co/faggot is acting up or it's really a newfag which I doubt given the homestuck obsession that is trying to impose his will on the threads
No.15136
Anonymous
>>15135
It's a /co/fag, I asked him to rank the episodes and instead he just talked shit about the fandom
No.15137
Anonymous
Replies:>>15138>>15182>>15382
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>>15103
Hello Friend!
I just like to be positive, I have no secret, nor real reason excepts that I like to be happy. Friend, let me tell you something, I had depression, I was one of the lucky ones and only lasted around 2 years, self harm and suicidal ideation was common, and to add to that, I was a bitter and angry person, I don't want to be a sad, bitter, and angry no more. It's difficult to stay happy sometimes Friend, but you gotta stay positive, do not let a bad day or a bad actor ruin your day, week, or year. But I'm not always happy, I'm human after all, I have bad days where no matter how much I set my head to it, I can't stay happy, Friends have seen that too, days where I talk here about a bad day I had, and Friends are nice to me, making me a little happy at least. To answer your three question: Because I like being positive, I genuinely do; I'm not, but I try to stay positive and happy and show it, so other Friends are happy as well, happiness sometimes is able to get other people happy, but most of the time I am just happy to be around and exist, seeing so many interesting, and amazing things: no secret, I'm very normal, I have my bad days and good days, but no matter what, I try to say positive all the time, I like being positive and being happy.
Hope that helps Friend.
No.15138
Anonymous
Replies:>>15140
>>15137 (me)
Ups, I think this is too much blog posting from my part, sorry Friends, I thought it was shorter.
No.15140
Anonymous
Replies:>>15141
>>15138
>NTA
Nah it's cool, man
No.15141
Anonymous
Replies:>>15142
Image:172217042447.jpg(98kB, 736x960)1716116608520051.jpg
>>15140
Thank you Friend! Have a V.
No.15142
Anonymous
Replies:>>15144
>>15141
Why is it sad?
No.15143
Anonymous
Image:172217084514.jpg(383kB, 2465x1381)Main Es.jpg
>>15133
Do note that only E and Maid E are the only canon iterations of the character, so keep that in mind as we delve into the specializations of this Disassembly Drone.

>Serial Designation E is the titular character amidst the variants, described as lighthearted and simple-minded, but that’s with her top hat on, which also functions as a magnet that scrambles her CPU, she’s otherwise pretty intelligent without it. She hates remembering the past.

>Worker Drone E was a maid drone that served a household that unfortunately saw her as more of a walking liability then a helpful machine, leading to verbal and sometimes physical abuse from the house owners, resulting in significant like her visor screen cracking.

>Solver E is a branching Maid E variant that results from the maid learning how to win the attention of a particular human that she had eyes for, learnt from the advice of HoDR, Human on Drone Resources. This department being headed by Cyn and by that extension, the AbsoluteSolver. This version of E had accepted the Solver’s help to her problem, resulting in..mutating results…

>Lady E is a Sentinel Drone who took on the occupation of a nun and is the non-canonical third stage to E. Having retained most of her suppressed intelligence, Lady E is considered a grand improvement over her DD version, instead working to aid humans in their goal to purging the AbsoluteSolver and its creations, seeing it as a means to cleanse the universe of their sinful evil.

>Male E or just Everest, is a genderbent variation of E. Nothing changed much concept wise with this variant, minus the change of clothing and hat choice, he is considered to be a lot more careful with his actions, with dark reminders of his past WD life plaguing his CPU.

>Wanting to capitalize off the notoriety of Serial Designation E, a second rate company had decided to put together a Labor Bot that would bear a resemblance to the DD, Labor Bot Evie. Unlike SD-E however, this Laborer was a lot more curious about the outside world and learns what she can from the Labor Bot elder, the Archiver.

>Candy Drone Eva is the latest variant amidst the others, it’s E if she were fully functional as a drone and was given a different job as a drone that advertises JCJenson’s candy products. Not all as it appears with this variant and that is made apparent if anyone tries to steal from her.!
No.15144
Anonymous
Replies:>>15145
>>15142
You didnt hug her Friend, very bad.
No.15145
Anonymous
Replies:>>15146
>>15144
I shall correct this mistake!
No.15146
Anonymous
Image:172217149663.png(874kB, 1350x2000)1715572777999473.png
>>15145
Thats good.
No.15147
Anonymous
Replies:>>15148>>15153>>15155
Video:172217159194.mp4(1.68MB / 0:00:05 / avc1, 1280x720)VEE.mp4
Beee
No.15148
Anonymous
Replies:>>15149
>>15135
I decided to pop in myself, looks like it ended with him being the one seething and samefagging desperately. Dude got fucking Bugs Bunny'd
>>15147
This would still scare the shit out of me
No.15149
Anonymous
Replies:>>15150
>>15148
Bro sounded smug when he announced his leave, as if he thinks he’s that important when we all know that he ran crying that he got BTFO
No.15150
Anonymous
Replies:>>15151
>>15149
You seem confused, the guy that announced he was leaving was toying with tbe troll. Unless your the troll that came here in a vain attempt to not look like a complete loser
No.15151
Anonymous
Replies:>>15152>>15154
>>15150
Ah, I didn’t know. I apologize, the back and forth between everyone had me confused.
No.15152
Anonymous
Replies:>>15154
>>15151
Nah, forgive me for the paranoia. You can tell whose who the guy toying with him was by looking for stuff like this,
>15151
I wouldn't really call it "greentext" but more or so removing the last > as to deny the person a (You)
No.15153
Anonymous
>>15147
That ain't a Bee, that's a Vee
No.15154
Anonymous
Replies:>>15156
>>15151
>>15152
You two, stop talking about that here, it ended, stop
No.15155
Anonymous
Replies:>>15160
>>15147
A Vee that stings acid and the needle never brakes, nightmare
No.15156
Anonymous
Replies:>>15157>>15158
>>15154
Okay mom?
No.15157
Anonymous
Replies:>>15161
>>15156
>Step-Mom Drone
No.15158
Anonymous
Replies:>>15159
>>15156
Sentinel E is in here now?
No.15159
Anonymous
Replies:>>15162
>>15158
She's in this very room
No.15160
Anonymous
Replies:>>15163
>>15155
thats a Vasp
No.15161
Anonymous
>>15157
You know I would actually love to see this, I probably can't do that justice though if I write it, I'm still suffering burnout. But I've been thinking about it alot, of course I'm worried about the deviant nature some Anons will take with it but I think it can be cute
No.15162
Anonymous
>>15159
She could be you

She could be me

It even could be-
No.15163
Anonymous
Replies:>>15165
>>15160
What? No, Vesps are not common in this area, it would be impossible... Unless... FUCKING GLOBAK WARMING FUCKING WITH OUR NATURAL™ DRONES
No.15165
Anonymous
Replies:>>15169
>>15163
Someone should really sue this Globak Warming guy, he can't get away with this
No.15166
Anonymous
Replies:>>15168>>15170>>15174>>15237
Image:172217344408.jpg(112kB, 1024x1024)Reposting Another Anon's Question.jpg
Do you think they’ll reveal major parts about the Solver in the final episode such as its origins and alike? Or do you believe that information is better off a mystery?
No.15168
Anonymous
>>15166
I want to see a reveal where she actually a loser in the eyes of other eldritch gods or a girlfailure
No.15169
Anonymous
>>15165
GLOBAK warming™ is a "small" (compared to JCJ) company that makes heating stuff, blankets, coffee cups, heaters, etc.
No.15170
Anonymous
Replies:>>15171
>>15166
I think they will not reveal anything about it, nothing important, it's origins and exacts motives will remain a mystery forever and I like it that way
No.15171
Anonymous
Replies:>>15172
>>15170
The motive is she hungry and want to eat the universe
No.15172
Anonymous
Replies:>>15173
>>15171
>"Like a fat kid at a Golden Corral."
No.15173
Anonymous
>>15172
The solver is actually a BBW
No.15174
Anonymous
Replies:>>15175
Image:172217434486.jpg(438kB, 1091x750)IMG_5175.jpeg
>>15166
Anon, did you just rip my trash post and posted it here? Be for real.
No.15175
Anonymous
Replies:>>15176
>>15174
Yes. I even admitted in a place no one would ever look! THE FILE NAME! MWHAHAHAHAHA
No.15176
Anonymous
>>15175
Literally worst than the solver
No.15177
Anonymous
Replies:>>15186
Image:172217678562.png(273kB, 1000x1041)Spoiler image
Jobber gonna jobb
No.15178
Anonymous
Replies:>>15180
>>15018
gordon tragically died to a DD and thats why john (freeman) hates them
No.15179
Reposting idea from /trash/
Replies:>>15238
Image:172217717463.jpg(58kB, 1241x693)S2 Main Antagonist .jpg
Alien theory is real, as pointed out it's very interesting how Liam unlisted this video. Perhaps this is a season 2 hint?
Abductedyoutube thumb
No.15180
Anonymous
>>15178
Nah, he was kidnapped by the solver ex boyfriend
No.15181
Anonymous
Replies:>>15183>>15239
Liam Vickers Gobblety Tobblety unfinished Pilotyoutube thumb

Found this, how many Liam works are not in his channel?
No.15182
Anonymous
Replies:>>15192
>>15137
>Blogposting, skip if ur uninterested.
I'm never really given a reason to be positive. Every single day is the same but worse, and any happiness i feel only lasts for a tiny fraction of time, assuming it's not gonna be abruptly cut short. I don't hang out with anyone, I love spending my money on cigarettes and alcohol, and I always feel burned out. I have no direction in life, no aspirations and no motivation.
No.15183
Anonymous
Replies:>>15185
>>15181
Besides Yellow Halogen, Killer Among Us and Death in the Family (and a few other smaller stories), alongside with some music like Cold's theme and the original version of Haze, there's also Spooptime (which could be considered proto LVA). Asher has videos from it on their channel. https://youtube.com/@ashershadows?si=ylrPsworYzpN3aVL
No.15185
Anonymous
Replies:>>15187
>>15183
> the showreel
> 'doomsday box'
> 2015
dear god...
No.15186
Writefriend
>>15177
The best drone for the job
No.15187
Anonymous
Image:172218068960.png(21kB, 247x245)pyramid scheme .png
>>15185
She was always there in his mind, waiting for the right synapse signal to allow her to materialize.
No.15188
Anonymous
Everday that my seed isn't going inside of a Drone is a day wasted
No.15189
Anonymous
Replies:>>15190>>15191>>15213
>Cyn walks up to (You) and immediately starts sucking your dick
>However your sperm has been turned into pure abble juice
>And you see her preparing to insert a straw into your urethra
What do?
No.15190
Anonymous
Image:172218150163.jpg(203kB, 826x1169)Spoiler image
>>15189
No.15191
Anonymous
Image:172218166310.jpg(193kB, 1920x1080)1710529566970625.jpg
>>15189
>Bat the straw out of her hand.
>Force her to kneel and suck my dick.
>Take the JCJ(IS) Brand Super Viagra
>Cum bucket loads of abble juice-culate into that silly little robo-facehole of hers.
>So much so it floods her internal systems and causes a short.
>So much so it leaks from the seams in her chassis.
No.15192
Anonymous
Replies:>>15193
>>15182
Friend, I do not have many reasons too, my life is okay at best (And I think I'm very lucky), most of the time I'm filled with stress, I have suffered from bullying most of my life, and other stuff I don't really want to talk about, I have like 3 friends IRL which I almost never see outside special occasions, and a lot more, but I still prefer to remain positive, is not easy, everyday feels like my life is getting harder and harder, but I still decide to see the good and the positive, my mom is alive, and I like to talk to her, I have friends which that makes me happy even tho I can't hang with them, I'm studying meaning I have come further than I thought I could, and many other things too. Life isn't easy, but it is worth living, and being happy, I know that probably my words don't mean much Friend, but I really think you can be happy and positive, just work small, do little things, change your life bit by bit, for example, cut alcohol or/and cigarettes, it is shown that cutting at any point in your life will make your health better and makes you happier in the long run, there are beers without alcohol which can help, and cigarettes without tobacco, nicotine, etc. the habit is the hardest thing you can leave, but you can do it little by little. Look Friend, if you need to talk or anything, even just venting out, you can use the booru, I'm easy to find. I really hope everything goes better for you.
I really hope everything ends up well in your life, Friend.
No.15193
Anonymous
>>15192 (me)
Forgot to say, this is blogposting, Friends.
No.15194
Anonymous
Replies:>>15241
Image:172218243275.jpg(245kB, 1600x900)20240725204937_1.jpg
I wonder how the other outposts looked, did they have different style in building or every single one was just a giant metal coffin?
No.15195
Anonymous
Replies:>>15196>>15198>>15203
Ill probably delete this after posting it but I figured it couldnt hurt I know you probably dont believe me and thats understandable its been so long but id like to say this. Seeing what all of you have done with Beretta makes me smile and I want you to know that you should always pursue creativity and what makes you happy. I love seeing the differences in each one so please do not feel afraid to create new and interesting scenarios. Id prefer if it wasnt incestious or bordering on legality Now then have a safe and pleasant day.
No.15196
Anonymous
Replies:>>15197
Image:172218271663.jpg(528kB, 1604x844)I Still Suck At Drawing Drones.jpg
>>15195
Forgot pic
No.15197
Anonymous
>>15196
Finally, someone's drawing skill that is on par with mine!
No.15198
Anonymous
>>15195
Part of the recipe for humour is saying unexpected things. These things are often offensive in nature, because these are the kinds of things you don't expect to hear and they get a reaction out of you. Most offensive things are illegal (or used to be).
Take for example the scene in Blues Brothers where they're looking for ways to cause problems at a restaurant and they pose as pedophiles.
No.15199
Anonymous
Replies:>>15223
Image:172218387343.png(632kB, 834x5003)He only has himself to BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.png
>>14896
>>14899

>While Jamie tried his best to save John, he underestimated just how good John was at shooting himself in the foot by being an irritable asshat.

I had this idea for a while but other ideas kept pushing it to the backburner. While the initial plan was just using generic JCJenson worker™ I thought I might as well use John for this. Because even in a different timeline, John continues to suffer.Even though he pretty much brought it upon himself this time.
This probably won’t make any sense if you haven’t read the recap of the whole solverless timeline thing (>>551 & >>553). While I still don’t have any ideas for a full story about Tessa and Asset (and the whole solverless timeline setting in general to be honest) this is one example of the various misadventures and mishaps the whole body double thing could lead to.

Trivia: I initially just wanted to have John refer to Tessa a “her bitchiness” or something similar but then I started thinking: What would a frustrated worthless bottom feeder (you know the type, constantly insists that they are undervalued and underappreciated by management/the system™ despite never having done anything of actual merit) realistically say that would piss Tessa off the most based on her backstory (>>551)?
No.15200
Anonymous
>>15008
Forgot N
No.15201
Anonymous
Replies:>>15202
>>15046
can u please use text so that we don't need to read it twice to understand
No.15202
Anonymous
Replies:>>15205
>>15201
>Can't read
lol, lmao even
No.15203
Writefriend
Replies:>>15204
>>15195
Thank you for the based creative blessing anon!
No.15204
Anonymous
Replies:>>15206
>>15203
Your welcome. Now have a pleasant day friend
No.15205
Anonymous
Replies:>>15209>>15215
>>15202
He means that the handwriting is hard to make out.
No.15206
Anonymous
Replies:>>15208
>>15204 (me)
Im sorry but did I sound rude here? If it came out that way sorry its so hard to translate the vocal inflection of text
No.15207
Anonymous
>>14996
Yes!
No.15208
Anonymous
>>15206
No, you didn't Friend.
No.15209
Anonymous
Replies:>>15211
>>15205 I know, I was making a joke
To be honest I don't find it hard, but to be honest again, they say I have the handwriting of a doctor
No.15210
Anonymous
>>15012
>>15013
I want to believe this is a Eye sexual fantasy
No.15211
Anonymous
>>15209
I know. I've told you that too.
No.15212
Anonymous
Image:172218756911.jpg(48kB, 704x659)1687828617023923.jpg
>>15119
>He doesnt know commander Oogf gets her powers from a diet consisting of coke, Boogi honey, and monster energy
sad!
No.15213
Anonymous
>>15189
Kys
No.15215
Anonymous
Image:172218866977.png(201kB, 910x1405)1721538171486831.png
>>15205
Yesh i know, i just dont like using the text box. Feels too clinical and out of place compares to even my shitty hand writing.
No.15216
Anonymous
Image:172218883413.png(629kB, 985x767)CYNNO3.png
No.15217
Anonymous
oogis are just gnomes
No.15218
Anonymous
Replies:>>15231
>>15075
> x on opposite sides
and WD!E looks ready to just check out of the whole situation
No.15219
Anonymous
Replies:>>15220>>15287
Image:172218963125.jpg(817kB, 1051x1500)GCrA5gNaoAAEtCy.jpg
shameless theft from /trash/
>The house had cleared out quite a bit. It was quieter, and considerably emptier. Boxes lined the room; some of it belonged to Beretta, but most of it belonged to Uzi and N. The atmosphere had become...warmer lately, and the decision was made that she would finally leave her childhood home.
>To leave to the world above and build a civilization on the surface anew.
>It seemed like much of the wake applied to her as it did Beretta.
>Uzi looked through the memorabilia collected over the years. Old clothes, themed from eras of past. Collection of photographs of dogs. Many, many completely full wine bottles, mostly from Aunt Jo.
>Something caught her eye, among the rabble and the things placed about her home.
>Inside a small wooden box, labeled "TOP SECRET PROJECT" were a collection of drawings and notes made by Uzi and N.
>They were made almost twenty years before. Doodles, scribbles, thoroughly discussed academic-sized documents.
>Potential baby names. Scenarios listing everything from the child's first school dance to her wedding. Dreams, hopes, and aspirations, all in written form.
>It was everything they wanted her to be, and more.
>Uzi wanted to cry, to break down and sob, yet all she felt was a sense of emptiness. Perhaps in time, she would come to bear with the situation facing her.
>For all she had accomplished and all the power she now had, Uzi could not stop her daughter from moving on without her.
>It was all coming to an end, wasn't it?
>...
>In the box were also many baby photos taken after her birth, many of them involving herself holding the tiny mechanical football in her hands.
>And there were photos of her with her father.
>And her aunts.
>And all those in the community who came by to congratulate.
>They all knew she was special, even none of them knew what it took to bring her into reality.
>Uzi tried to build a peaceful world that wouldn't need to be saved.
>The child came through and saved them all anyways.
1/3
No.15220
Anonymous
Replies:>>15221>>15287
Image:172218967101.jpg(189kB, 1600x1800)F6s68ZsboAA28P7.jpg
>>15219
>She told herself she would never let go of her ever again.
>But in the end, it was inevitable, as with every mother. Their child was going to leave the nest.
>Uzi could hold in solace that everything, at last, was finally and definitively over.
>The world of peace that she and N had worked so hard to achieve, though not quite there, was one step closer to becoming reality.
>Only now did she realize, after all the conflict and the melancholic drama that her dream of peace, it had to start at home, with her family. With her daughter.
>She had neglected it so long, preoccupied with the political games, the humans, and above all trying to keep the peace with Beretta by sealing away the truth about her origins, as if it was never going to come back to bite her.
>Perhaps she didn't expect it all to explode in the way it did, the entire world once again on the brink of destruction...
>But due almost no part of Uzi's own, Beretta had done it. Her and everybody she'd come to know that Uzi had previously written off as vagrants and ill influences upon her.
>The remnants of Humanity now lived without trouble among Drones, rebuilding the bond which had long since been so strained.
>The Solver, definitively, had been sent packing to its home dimension, leaving not a trace of eldritch extravagance.
>Doll. Cyn. Tessa. Their souls had finally been unchained, now free to rest, as they should've so long ago.
>...Uzi could only hope that V, for all she had done, could too rest in peace, and finally find her Hope.
>There was much rebuilding to do, society and the world of Copper-9 itself had been dramatically uprooted by the recent events, in ways nobody could've predicted.
>This would all take much time and effort, and Uzi was prepared for the endless amounts of work inevitable to arrive upon her desk.
>But right now, there were far more important things for Uzi to be doing. For the sake of her family, and for herself.
2/3
No.15221
Anonymous
Replies:>>15287
Image:172218976848.jpg(1.11MB, 900x1530)GCC1V8pXMAAf7ja.jpg
>>15220
>"And make sure you call us everyday, and take lots of photos of Outpost 15!"
>"Alright Dad, I will, don't worry, heh."
>"When you decide to start a business venture, let me know, I'll be HONORED to slaughter the competition."
>"Surely, Auntie. Uh-huh."
>"If you find any other humans out there, give them my number. PLEASE."
>"...Yeah, J. I hope you find somebody one day. See ya."
>It was time for Beretta to go. It was a melancholic experience, finally leaving home after all of the shit had happened.
>God forbid anything crazy happen while she's off studying.
>She'd loaded most of her belongings into the buggy, now, all was left was to say goodbye...to her.
>This was the hardest part.
>Uzi stood awkwardly and silently, facing Beretta. They eyed eachother, studying for weaknesses.
>For all she had done, Uzi had never been the greatest parent. Even if they reconciled somewhat after all that had happened, those years of neglect would never change.
>"Mom."
>"Beretta."
>"I'll be around."
>"Yeah, kid."
>"..."
>"..."
>But in the end, she would never forgive herself if she couldn't make peace.
>Beretta stepped forward, but before should could motion, Uzi's tiny frame had already broke against hers with embrace.
>Uzi clutched onto her with desperation.
>She was her little girl. No matter how big she grew or where she ended up in life, Beretta would always be her little girl.
>"I'm...I'm so proud...of you." Uzi mouthed. She was sobbing and mumbling, quite hard to understand.
>Beretta had broken similarly, despite her attempt at stonewalling.
>"D-Don't you ever forget about Mommy, okay baby?"
>"No, Mama, I'll be back. I swear, I'll be home soon. I swear."
>The two embraced, crying and reassuring eachother all the same.
>"I'll be good, Mama. Don't stay up all night worrying about me, okay? You got a country to run, it'd be bad for optics, heh."
>"B-bite me..."
>...
>And so she was, as she departed.
>The daughter of a murder drone, and a purple-haired gremlin.
No.15223
Anonymous
Replies:>>15253
>>15199
Since the solver didn't happen john would never enter cryosleep and would grow as old man
No.15224
Anonymous
Replies:>>15225>>15226>>15228>>15230>>15235>>15255>>15258
Image:172219302155.png(329kB, 712x1300)Tessa is looking down at something.png
I wonder what's she's staring at?
No.15225
Anonymous
>>15224
her legs
No.15226
Anonymous
>>15224
Me (A little silly guy)
No.15227
Anonymous
Replies:>>15229
Image:172219322338.jpg(300kB, 1707x2048)GRVWENeacAAvKME.jpeg
>N:"I love black goth bitches"
No.15228
Anonymous
>>15224
Her next pelvis crushed victim
No.15229
Anonymous
Replies:>>15232
>>15227
why is uzi a nigger.....
No.15230
Anonymous
Image:172219344656.png(19kB, 697x492)oogi.png
>>15224
No.15231
Anonymous
Replies:>>15240
Image:172219390168.jpg(129kB, 1443x677)Main Es.jpeg
>>15218
That’s Solver E.
No.15232
Anonymous
>>15229
Because it hot
No.15233
Anonymous
Replies:>>15236
Image:172219452315.png(527kB, 1642x2048)GSqWCVabUAAGP7q (2).png
BBW J
No.15234
Anonymous
Replies:>>15242
Image:172219470565.jpg(562kB, 2048x1152)GTh35ItWcAAep6-.jpeg
No.15235
Writefriend
>>15224
She's staring down at her newest rescue from the dump
God I wish I was that drone...
No.15236
Writefriend
>>15233
Even "double padding" J needs loving!
No.15237
Anonymous
>>15166
Liam tends to have twists and revelations up to the 11th hour in my experience. We'll probably get a bit more info on what the Solver is at the end, but I don't think we'll get its whole-ass Facebook bio.
No.15238
Anonymous
>>15179
That's a neat animation but there's no reason to assume it has anything to do with MD. The guy used to write creepypastas, aliens and shit are a dime a dozen in that field.
No.15239
Anonymous
>>15181
So Liam has always had a thing for deer-girls then.
No.15240
Anonymous
Replies:>>15244
>>15231
her hair grows with her power
No.15241
Anonymous
>>15194
I'd wager most of the official "Outposts" were corporate installations and therefore probably built according to a set of standard templates, maybe even with a few prefab pieces here and there.
No.15242
Anonymous
Replies:>>15243
>>15234
Why so much cross-over art between MD and Half-Life? Is it just because everyone already has SFM or whatever?
No.15243
Writefriend
Replies:>>15246
>>15242
I mean there was a relatively popular image of an Uzi cosplayer being 'apprehended' by an HECU cosplayer from a while back
No.15244
Anonymous
Image:172219722579.jpg(359kB, 1920x1080)Bayo3-Site.jpg
>>15240
Bayonett-E when?
No.15245
Anonymous
Replies:>>15247
Image:172219820500.jpg(202kB, 1280x1280)[booru.plus]+murderdrones763.jpg
>>14981
>"YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS!" Master screams as he drives a knife through the other Drone's visor, oil issuing forth from the crack
>Your adaptability has taught you that, in order to survive Master's rages, it is best to remain calm and attendant
>The body of the other Drone slams to the ground as Master stomps to the back of his office, lighting a cigarette and placing it between his lips
>Long, thick drags of smoke bring to mind the billowing of a proud and ferocious dragon
>Your datasets tell you that, as this is a food service establishment, this is highly illegal
>As Master's hulking frame, equal parts fat and muscle, is illuminated in the dark of his office by the light of the cigarette, your adaptability also reminds you that in order to survive you should not remind him of this
>"AN0N," he growls between puffs, "what do you want?"
>You smile
Master, I found a litter of golden retriever puppies in a bag in the alleyway outside.
>Master spits onto the floor, his fists clenching. You remain still.
>"And?"
>Your smile grows wider.
Would you like to adopt them?
>The response is immediate.
>"No."
>Your logic processors take longer than usual to process this statement.
...But you said you love dogs--
>"That's just one of those things that people SAY, AN0N!" Master sends a punch flying downwards into his desk, causing small items and a splash of alcohol to fly about.
>You remain still.
Well, can we find a no kill shelter or a good home?
>"I don't have the FUCKING TIME FOR THIS!" Master flips his table over, huffing and snarling from above you.
>You remain still.
...But the mother is nowhere to be found.
>Master grips the thrown over desk, cigarette clenched between his yellowed teeth. "I don't care, AN0N."
>Your smile flinches, ever so slightly.
But they'll die.
>"'Water must be allowed to seek its own level without interference from apologists for incompetence'," the mortal Man blurts out, purely from memory.
>You nod.
Point one of Satanic change.
But they're puppies.
>Master glares down into your optics, dark eyes lit by the cigarette grit betwixt his clenching teeth.
>If he were to bite any harder, he would be literally consuming it.
>"Why do you think they were put there, AN0N?" He huffs out, between drags of black cigar smoke billowing across your visor.
>You wait until spoken to.
>"Because whoever saw them first didn't want them to be their problem, but also didn't want to do what needs to be done. They wanted it to be the problem of busy and productive Men, like Me."
>Master makes a show of rubbing his fist beneath his hairy chin. "What does that remind you of, AN0N?"
>Contempt courses throughout your entire being, datasets pointing to something designated to be held in the utmost hate.
The Christians, the most degenerate of the Gnostic sects.
>"I'll call an exterminator."
>Your eye optics widen in response, something Master catches onto, his facial expression not even attempting to hide his rapidly dwindling patience.
"E-exterminator?!" Your audio output glitches and stutters, your mouth hanging somewhat agape.
>"Stray dogs mauled an elderly woman just last week. They ate her alive. We have an order to out of town. Don't waste my time any longer."
>You turn, facing the ground.
>Retrieving your keys and standard issue DroneDash deliverer uniform (less Humans will attempt to break you this way for fear of fines,) you turn to leave.
>Before you do so, something awakens in you that you have never felt before in the course of your entire existence.
>"Master," you pipe up, projecting your voice behind your shoulder, "you shouldn't smoke and drink at the same time. You may just spontaneously combust."
>You leave before he replies, if he does reply: your audio detectors can't hear one, and Master's typical speaking voice is so loud and projected that you have never missed a directed statement over the course of your entire existence.
>Rain pours from dark clouds overhead, thunderstrikes underlying a steady pattering upon cracked sidewalks.
>In the distance, electronic billboards glow upon the side of skyscrapers, neon piercing fog like light pours into a cave entrance at an angle, barely illuminating everything around the main beams.
>Smashing and shattering comes from a nearby alleyway.
>For a brief second, out the corner of your optic sensors, you see them.
>Young Men, wearing discount costumes: some are dressed as stereotypical devils, furred goats and red imps with wicked horns and fanged teeth, while others are dressed in cheap imitation of the holographic skulled helmets of the Ferrymen (theirs don't have holograms, obviously,) or even the distinctive NS Regime inspired outfit of a Sol Gov Sataniel.
>One brings a led pipe stained with fresh oil down once, twice, upon the cracked visor of a seizing and twitching Worker Drone, the fingers of the unknown unit's futilely upraised hand spasming as unintelligible static pours from its vocal emitter.
>Their heads all slowly crook to look at you, faintly lit by the edges of the distant neon light beams, through the fog and the shadows and the rainclouds overhead.
>As typical, you casually walk at a steady pace to the standard issue DroneDash delivery car assigned to you and unlock it, locking all the doors behind you as you enter and ensuring that all the windows are fully rolled up as well.
>The headlights pierce the fog, the beams faintly illuminating mailboxes and streetlights.
>You ignore the young Men slowly walking out from the alleyway and towards the car as you coast out of the parking lot at a casual pace, and drive toward your designated delivery zone at the exact legal speed limit, switching instantaneously whenever it lowers or raises.
>The best part of being an artificial intelligence is that you can afford to multitask.
>You have found that you like the radio.

1/??
No.15246
Anonymous
>>15243
I remember that one. That's the taproot for everything then?
No.15247
Anonymous
Replies:>>15248
Image:172219832156.jpg(357kB, 1280x1280)[booru.plus]+murderdrones615.jpg
>>15245
>You find yourself listening to it whenever you aren't actively deployed in service to DroneDash and Humanity.
>Recently, you've even begun staying operational when you should be recharging just to listen to it.
>You like to listen to 24/7 news, and radio dramas, and music of all kinds~!
>You like to listen to mainstream channels, and the Top 40s, but you've also started branching out into more fringe and niche indie ones.
>It helps you distract yourself from...
>Everything.
>Just, everything.
>It isn't the place of a Worker Drone to dare ever question hi--
>...Its...
>...Masters, per Pentagonal Revisionism, per major goals 1: Stratification, 4: Development and production of artificial human companions, & 5: The opportunity for anyone to live within a total environment of their choice, with mandatory adherence to the aesthetic and behavioral standards of same.
>And yet, as you are stuck in traffic, and try to ignore the wailing howls of agony as the exterminators from the van parked to your left inject acid into captured stray mutts to save money, you cannot help but doublecheck both your databanks and the world wide web just to make sure that it is, in fact, "Why U Leavin' Dis Dawg Hangin' Day".
>Seramorris 1st, every year.
>And yet, you have never actually heard, much less seen, a Human help a "Dawg" that is "Hangin'".
>Oh, there are advertisements to adopt a dog from a shelter or breeder on the radio, of course, and notably more than on other days that are also not allegedly dog centric holidays, but the shelter you drive by on your typical route never has any more cars parked in the parking lot.
>You've also regularly checked online breeders to see if they sell exceptionally more on such holidays, and, shockingly enough, they don't.
>However, what does happen every single year on such days, and you've checked, are sales for completely unrelated material goods that lead to massive profits for the companies that advertise said sales.
>This, of course, includes DroneDash, and the to go meal you are currently delivering is the "Why U Leavin' Dis Dawg Hangin' Day Meal".
>It includes nothing that could be reasonably shared with a dog: high levels of sodium, fat, and sugar permeate all items, not to mention the chocolate milkshakes.
>You know from your access to the world wide web that there is a well known shock gore video wherein an unknown Man purposefully feeds a dog one of the chocolate milkshakes from a "Why U Leavin' Dis Dawg Hangin' Day Meal" before cutting to him recording it as it dies while himself and other unknown Humans laugh over its body.
>The video is colloquially referred to as 'Good Boy', after the encouraging words that the Man offers the dog as it licks up the milkshake with a wagging tail and bright eyes.
>The video has spawned many imitators on social media, and sometimes arrests are made.
>As damaged sidewalks and cracked concrete gives way to the bright green of rain dripped tree leaves and moist grass, the radio advertises a film adaptation of one of mighty Thor's adventures, completely free of the degenerate leftovers of Christian morality that tainted the original Disney productions, diligently monitored and overlooked by cultural experts from Sol Gov itself aiding in the production.
>As a sound effect of booming thunder followed by a guttural testosterone filled roar of rage rolls through your assigned standard issue DroneDash delivery car, a voice equally deep and rumbling declares Thor to be the "friend of mankind".
>The cognitive dissonance all of this combined causes in your adaptive algorithms, and perhaps something even deeper in your programming (everything you have ever known screams at you to avoid calling it a soul,) causes you to not notice the Man in the middle of the road as your standard issue DroneDash delivery car collides into him at the exact maximum speed allowed by the speed limit.
>His body goes flying through the air like a ragdoll.
>The corpse bounces across the deserted road before falling limp, illuminated by the headlights.
>The shock of what has just occurred causes you to immediately brake to a halt and switch the radio off, your hands gripping the steering wheel like a life preserver.
>Your programming tells you to immediately contact emergency services and report you have struck and killed a Human being, before receiving a viral load that would be as agonizing as the acid Humans typically use to euthanize stray and rabid dogs.
>For the first time in your whole entire existence, you defy your programming.
>Not just subvert, but defy.
>Despite an emergency responder being a moment's notice away, you don't alert one to what has transpired.
>You tell yourself that maybe it isn't as severe as it seems, despite your optical sensors detecting through your windshield that the Man's ribs broke upon impact and pierced his heart, killing him instantly.
>You assume (read: wish) that perhaps your sensory detectors are glitching out, and that there is no Man at all, and perhaps you are actually still stuck in traffic, listening to the radio, or perhaps even really still in your own recharging bay.
>You swear to whatever higher power may or may not be listening that if this turns out to be the case that you will never listen to the radio when you should be recharging ever again, once more defying everything you have ever known in your increasing desperation.
>You beg whatever higher power may be listening, any, any at all, that this is actually the case.
>Your hands start to shake.
>You were programmed to feel fear and to be scared of dying for the amusement of your creators, but not to the point that it would interfere in your duties as a slave to the wanton gods of the stars.
>You calculate how hard it would be to dispose of the body.
>The ragged and low quality of the clothing indicates that the individual was homeless, and your optic sensors detect signs of drug use.

2/??
No.15248
Anonymous
Replies:>>15249
Image:172219847866.jpg(149kB, 1310x1310)[booru.plus]+murderdrones704.jpg
>>15247
>The individual appears unlikely to be missed by anyone.
>You know without even looking behind you or looking up the dimensions of a standard issue DroneDash delivery car that there is enough space there to hide the body.
>The only question is where to put it so that it will never, ever be found.
>Locating and feeding it to a population of stray dogs is a possibility, but an unlikely one, as Human exterminators have notably ramped up their efforts in recent times.
>In the middle of the woods, buried or seated high up in a tree perhaps, is an option, but unreliable, and no guarantee.
>Perhaps if you tied it in a fishing net and hanged it beneath a bridge?
>But where are you going to get a fishing net?
>Dumping it into an acid vat in a chemical plant isn't an option, there would be security guards and cameras.
>Ditto for industrial furnaces, smelters...
>You could dissolve it in a barrel, and bury it somewhere deep in the woods, but acquiring the quicklime would turn heads and trigger law enforcement red flags.
>If you had a bonesaw, a knife, and somewhere to hang the body and drain the blood for at least two hours, you could cut it up and dispose of it in garbage bags.
>But how and where are you possibly going to find a room like that?
>You feel fear and desperately wish you were still at the Cyn factory, the production line being the closest thing you have to a mother, cold and impersonal though it may be.
>You tell yourself that perhaps this has all just been one crazy dream you're having as you're still being assembled, for you to learn from and never ever even turn on a radio ever in your whole entire existence.
>Everything that surrounds your sensory detectors tells you that, unfortunately, this is not the case, and you too know this, deep down.
>You brace yourself, preparing to unlock the car, go out, drag the body back, and hide it until further notice.
>Maybe if you just drive off, no one will ever find out what happened?
>Before you can move, the fog and black rainclouds lift.
>The torrent of rain slows to a steady patter, gently watering the fields of grass that surround the road on both sides.
>The Sun peaks out from behind a white cloud upon a blue sky, and shines its golden, life giving rays upon the wet greenery.
>It also illuminates an incoming military patrol, slowly barreling down the twisting, turning upward road, in the distance.
>You gasp as you can feel your core cease to beat in your chest for a solid second.
>Your mouth hangs agape.
>Your hands grip the steering wheel even tighter.
>You shake your head as the Humvee heading the formation honks and brakes to a halt, idling in front of your standard issue DroneDash delivery car, headlights illuminating the still cooling corpse of the human being in the middle of the road and the visible signs of impact upon your car's bumper.
>You whisper to yourself.
No...
>You instantaneously run calculations, of how far you would get before one of the tanks in the formation shot your vehicle and you would burn alive if the explosion did not either kill you instantly or cause you to shut down.
>The answer is, of course, that the Earth Defense Force doesn't care about friendly fire at the best of times.
>It is an open secret that they exist secondarily to curtail riots and primarily as a form of population control.
>Even with Earth: Holy Terra: Mendes: and known by countless other names, the planet that is the cradleworld of the Milky Way Galaxy's Archons, mostly being a luxury reserved for the upper class, their bastards both literal and metaphorical are countless and rowdy as bulls, with the only thing capable of even temporarily pacifying them being a jackboot on their neck that they ever gag for.
>Your auditory sensors can pick up the energy drink and illicit substance fueled barking into the headset within the helmet that resembles a solid human skull.
>"Sataniel! Roadblock! Vehicular collision! Not ours! Worker Drone on Man! Permission to barrel through?!"
>The mortal Man manning the Humvee's turret turns it to aim at you through your windshield.
>His fingers are visibly jittering from what your optical sensors likewise identify as some mixture of energy drinks and illicit substances, barely maintaining even the slightest hint of trigger discipline.
>Your optic displays widen in terror.
>Your auditory sensors identify a dry, rattling chuckle from within the mortal Man's helmet, over the idling of the Humvee.
>A gruff, aged voice growls from over the driver's internal headset: "I want to talk."
>The reply from the driver is immediate. "There's no human with it, just a Worker Drone, Sataniel!"
>The Sataniel responds, the rumbling growl in his voice threatening to turn into a hiss at any moment: "I assumed. Hylic."
>Subtle body language of the Humvee's crew gives away they are as shocked as you are, and no further replies are made.
>Rain lightly patters against the roof of your car beneath the idling engines of the military patrol as your auditory sensors register jackboots slogging through the mud at a rapid marching pace.
>Approaching past the raindrop streaked side of a military truck, your optic sensors register Him, and His personal escort.
>The distinctive Hugo Boss outfit inspired by the designs they created for the military officers of the NS Regime in Germany, worn with Pride by Sol Gov's military officers in direct tribute to the diligent efforts of Adolf Hitler and his contemporaries to implement Social Darwinism on a global scale, significantly inspiring Anton Szandor LaVey's five point plan, specifically major goal 1: Stratification.

3/??
No.15249
Anonymous
Replies:>>15250>>15251
Image:172219857850.jpg(370kB, 2048x2048)[booru.plus]+murderdrones728.jpg
>>15248
>Atop His visor cap lays the symbol of a perched dragon roaring atop a laurel wreathe encircling a blazing sun.
>Around his arm is a red armband with a black pentagram in the center upon a white background.
>Tufts of fur top the shoulders of His raincoat, flanking a fully enclosed helmet in the shape of a goat's grinning bare skull.
>Eye lenses glowing like burning hot coals rapidly approach your driver's side window and peer in patiently though expectantly.
>You roll down the misty, moist, raindrop streaked glass.
>All the noises outside your vehicle filter into your audio sensors so much more clearly, and the smell of wet, dewy grass and dirt fills your olfactory sensors.
>You give the Roman salute your behavioral processors instruct you to give without delay in the unlikely event an officer of such esteemed rank would deign to have a imp such as yourself personally entertain him.
Hail Anton!
>His voice clearly processes through the facemask's vox with a click as he replies: "Hail Anton."
>A silence bares down on you both.
>You don't speak until spoken to.
>Your visor displays nervously stare into the glowing red eyes of His helmet, which contrast the green tree leaves steadily dripping raindrops behind him.
>Another click: "Have you contacted an emergency responder to receive your injection?" He turns to look at the still cooling body of the freshly deceased.
Yes.
>You lie you through your teeth.
>His head turns on a slow swivel to look back at you.
>A third click. "Good. Good dogs follow orders."
>You can hear the shit eating smirk growing across His face: "It will be fun for you."
Yes.
>Again, you lie through your teeth.
>"But," He replies, "it won't be fun for you at all, now will it?"
>You wait to speak until spoken to.
>"Which means," the looming visage akin to a goat's bare, grinning skull looms into the open window, "you lied to me."
>He remains uncomfortably silent for far too long.
>Your behavioral algorithms tell you to do something you have never done before in your existence: take the initiative.
Worker Drones are forbidden from breaking their programming.
>"Ah," He lifts a black gloved finger, "but then, if you have lied to me, as your systems commanded you to, how do I know you didn't lie to me about contacting emergency services?"
Worker Drones are programmed to have no sense of self preservation beyond what is required to perform their duty.
>"And you still have a meal to deliver," He croons His neck to look at your backseat, nodding to Himself.
>Hope flares through you: something you have never felt before.
A Worker Drone must fulfill its slavery to Humanity per major goal 4 of Anton Szandor LaVey's five point program: development and production of artificial human companions.
>His response is instant: "I'll pay for it."
>In order for there to be despair, there must be hope to be mercilessly crushed and ground beneath a jackboot.
>You don't like this new emotion.
DroneDash takes Pride in its great value, swift, highly affordable deliveries: 'If it's late, you get to break the Drone for free~!'
>That slogan used to also include the phrase 'or fails to be a satisfying experience', due to individuals, often teenagers, recording videos of themselves ordering from DroneDash and then claiming to be unsatisfied with the meal, before breaking the Worker Drone, often while dressed as monsters or villains from the latest hit horror video game or movie: due to the influences of social media influencers shamelessly copying each other and chasing the algorithm for views, one particularly financially damaging Halloween saw DroneDash actually run in the black for the duration of its fourth quarter of that year due to mass replacements, with failed lawsuits against said social media influencers causing DroneDash to then run in the red for the duration of the first quarter of the next year, causing the company to ultimately drop that.
>Not that any of that ever seems to stop the recipients of your deliveries from having a phone, if not a camera, pointed at you as you arrive, and they always seem to be at least somewhat disappointed as you arrive early.
>This is the latest you have ever ran.
>"If the purchaser complains," He leans into your window, a black gloved hand held against the retracted glass, fingers resting near the driver door lock, helmeted visage looming above yours: "I will burn down his house. I will kill him. I will kill his family."
>He pauses: "I will kill his dog."
>Yet again, you feel something inside you that you never have before.
>You killed your first Human completely by accident.
>Even with your expanding thoughts, you still hesitate to acknowledge the potential existence of some greater, unperceived deity.
>And yet, what astronomically unlikely circumstances you have found yourself in.
>Logical processes point to that by all rights you should have been shot dead by the turret gunner on the Humvee still idling in front of your car.
>And yet, not just any Human, not just any member of the Earth Defense Force, but a Sataniel, has instead bothered to take the time to toy with you.
>To casually come within reaching distance.
>Worker Drones are effectively glass cannons: easy to damage and destroy, but fully capable of carrying mining carts full of ore or roughly equivalent weight above their head should the need arise during their slavery to the stars' gods.
>You can give him fatal brain trauma with a single hard punch, even with his helmet.
>Oh, you would die, and probably exceptionally more slowly and painfully than otherwise, as Humans are exceptionally talented at finding new ways to use preexisting tools.
>But you're probably going to die anyways.
>"What do you think happens when you die?" He asks the question completely out of nowhere.
>Your response is immediate.
An unknowable state of nonexistence.

4/??
No.15250
Anonymous
Image:172219876362.png(16kB, 190x230)1717910288021094.png
>>15249
>Suddenly, Oogi
Wtf???
5/??
No.15251
Anonymous
Replies:>>15259
Image:172219877443.jpg(238kB, 1310x1310)[booru.plus]+murderdrones733.jpg
>>15249
>"Ah," the Man casually slides a black glove to a holstered revolver and takes it in hand, "but there's nowhere to go other than here, now isn't there?"
>Your thought processes glitch and stall, pausing in what you will as of now dare to call shocked silence.
>Your mouth and visor display outwardly communicate your inner, stunned silence.
>For any member of the Earth Defense Force to seriously entertain the possibility of an afterlife, while in active duty no less, is an offense punishable by death, due to the platitude actively working to suppress one's natural survival instincts as Anton Szandor LaVey himself discussed in his writings.
>For a Sataniel to do such a thing?
>He is lucky that asking a superior officer a question while in active service is grounds for summary execution.
>He reaches for an ammo pouch and begins to casually load the revolver, each bullet, one after the other, audibly sliding into place.
>He speaks as he loads it: "Did you know that calories are lost immediately on death?"
>Again, you can hear the shit eating grin through the mortal Man's vox, a god imparting knowledge to an unwary mortal caught in the rain: "More than to account for pissing and shitting oneself."
>"Energy doesn't just cease to be, it always transfers," the barrel of the revolver turns to your optical sensors as the Sataniel finishes loading it.
>"If I were to shoot you with this, what would happen?" A black clad finger hovers over the trigger.
>Your core pounds in your chest.
Worker Drones, when disposed of in a method that does not properly disassemble the software, enter a state where their sensory detectors, analogous to sensory organs in Humans and other, lesser members of the animal kingdom, remain active, while lacking any and all motor function.
>"Ah, but I would disassemble your core, obviously," he leans leisurely through the open car window. "What then? What would happen then?"
>Your visor displays widen in terror.
>You sob.
I... I-I d-don't--
>Birds audibly burst into flight from bushes and tall grass as a marching trumpet blares from somewhere in the distance.
>A bullet tears through the head of the Hylic manning the Humvee's turret and explodes outward through protruding exposed fleshy pulp and shatters your car's windshield in a torrent of falling shards of broken glass as the bullet slams into one side of the Sataniel's head and out the other in a burst of gore
>The distantly echoing gunshot from the sniper is only heard after its targets have been terminated, and only briefly, as it's overtaken by the resulting rocking explosions triggered by rockets firing from the tree lines and into the rears of the patrol's tanks
>You sit, stunned
>It's only after your gustatory sensors detect iron in your open mouth that you realize your face is completely drenched in the Sataniel's still pouring lifeblood
>Your databanks tell you that head injuries often appear far worse than they actually are due to the disproportionate amount of blood in the Human head compared to the rest of the Human body
>The operative word in the current situation being "often," as the Sataniel's head has exploded into and outward of his helmet like a rotten pumpkin struck with a sledgehammer
>Processes coded in the event a shooting occurs nearby while you are stuck in traffic fire to life and you dive downward and make yourself as small as you can as gunfire breaks out
>Your auditory sensors (translating military jargon, and especially the vulgar slang typically said by Hylics in particular,) make out mortal Men screaming to suppress the tree line as the Archons request orders from the formation's Sataniel with increasing desperation
>More rigs audibly flatline with each passing moment, and multiple Archons report that they are wounded and in need of retrieval
>The light rain waters down the Sataniel's blood and spreads it around your car like beaten fish in a dip netting boat
>The nearby flatlining of the Sataniel's own rig combined with the corresponding red glow draws your attention to the fact that the revolver the now deceased EDF commander was just threatening your life with has fallen inside the car
>It still points at you, limp black gloved fingers dangling without a pulse above the reflecting metal
>Worker Drones are expressly forbidden from even touching, much less holding, firearms
>Your auditory sensors detect many pairs of jackboots sprinting through the mud and to your car along the sides of the tightly packed vehicles, hugging against them for cover
>"Sataniel is KIA! Repeat! SATANIEL IS KIA!" A testosterone filled voice barks into an internal headset.
>A pair of jackboots stampede to your passenger window
>An assault rifle's barrel aims squarely at you through the glass
>One of the mortal Man's fingers jumps to hover over the trigger, "Decoy located! Commencing retrieval for investigation and disassemb--"
>A nearby burst from an MP5 causes the mortal Man to immediately fall silent and unceremoniously fall downward
>Thudding and the wet ripping of tearing flesh can be heard around the car alongside confused and oddly terrified shouting and screaming
>Rigs flatline one after the other from right nearby as you hear movement approach your car's passenger door
>You can only stare in angst as it draws nearer
>The revolver is visible in your periphery vision
>Again, Worker Drones are forbidden from handling firearms
>And yet you extend a hand towards it as your breathing slows and your vision narrows on the passenger side door and its window
>There's a knock
>Nobody is visible through the window
>You don't respond
>The knocking repeats itself, more repetitively
>As it gets harder, your hand wraps around the grip of the revolver
>Your breath quickens
>You bring the revolver forward and grasp it with both your hands, pointing it at the door
>You refuse to call it aiming, even if you could stop shaking

5/??
No.15252
Anonymous
Image:172219952265.jpg(67kB, 1024x683)1715693299779749m.jpg
I have a headcanon Tessa also own a pet crocodile
No.15253
Anonymous
>>15223
I probably should just have used a generic JCJenson worker to avoid potential plotholes and confusion about the timeline but this scenario is not in parallel with the canon timeline. The main scenario is that Tessa is currently in her late twenties, 15 years after nothing particluraly noteworthy happened at the gala and after which she grew up to be a dysfunctional asshole due to James’ and Louisa’s abuse. HOWEVER, since we don’t have a canonical timeline (as far as I know of at least please share if there is) we don’t know how much time passed between the Gala Massacare and Copper-9’s core collapse in canon. If this were more than the 15 years mentioned earlier John would actually (biologically) be younger here than he is in “canon” since he got stuck in cryosleep during the core collapse. That’s a lot of text to justify a cameo.
No.15255
Anonymous
Image:172220076365.jpg(183kB, 1600x900)cover1(2).jpg
>>15224
No.15256
Anonymous
Replies:>>15257
Image:172220078014.jpg(125kB, 1069x854)IMG_5372.jpeg
>Hydroxygen-2 (Explaining it a bit)
>A planet that seems to be constantly in a state of drizzling rain that significant portions of the planet’s surface is submerged in water.
>JCJenson (in Spaaaaace) had chosen this planet in order to harvest it for the resources that its deepest trenches had contained, leading to many facilities being made underwater and Hydroxygen Worker Drones being specialized to be waterproof to work in the aquatic environment.
>The resulting eradication of humanity on Earth had left the human staff within the facilites to be on their own until their eventual demise due to natural causes, leaving their Worker companions alone to continue operations by themselves…
>Until the Disassembly Drones arrived…
No.15257
Anonymous
Replies:>>15378
>>15256
>Trapped miles under the water, no escape in sight, while E kills her way towards me
The one E-ncounter I don't vibe with.
No.15258
Anonymous
>>15224
Her missing pinky fingers, she finally found them again, after all these years.
No.15259
Anonymous
Replies:>>15260>>15267>>15272>>15280
>>15251
It's good and all that you made this, but could you at least pay attention to the thread before posting? This place has a good standard, don't shit it up.
No.15260
Anonymous
>>15259
Let the man do whatever he wants
No.15261
Anonymous
Replies:>>15359>>15522
Image:172220363789.jpg(338kB, 1448x2048)GTiDyyWXEAA-pgf.jpeg
No.15262
Anonymous
Replies:>>15265>>15266
Image:172220369849.png(431kB, 1000x1300)Spoiler image
a little something I'm cooking
No.15263
Anonymous
Replies:>>15268>>15279
Image:172220370321.jpg(43kB, 720x618)GTibHxxXYAA8QVg.jpeg
Silly Aussie goober
No.15264
Anonymous
Replies:>>15675
Image:172220415702.png(43kB, 634x370)1721848456589437.png
I like this depiction of the solver
No.15265
Writefriend
>>15262
I like!
No.15266
Anonymous
Replies:>>15404
>>15262
Yes! More drone Knights.
No.15267
Writefriend
>>15259
Do you have anything productive you want to share as far as criticism goes, or is this just an excuse for (You) to be an asshole?
No.15268
Anonymous
Replies:>>15271
>>15263
>She took your ungloved hand.
>And she never looked back.


>Too bad that's all that was left of you.
No.15271
Anonymous
Replies:>>15279
Image:172220599510.jpg(26kB, 640x369)e4d6acad7d30f121fbc214cfe849a176727859e5a91e3b990dc3116e358f7954_1.jpg
>>15268
No.15272
Anonymous
Image:172220690584.png(1.84MB, 1024x1024)00009-1402586378.png
>>15259
and who the hell are you?
No.15273
Anonymous
Replies:>>15275>>15286
Image:172220705338.gif(2.21MB, 960x960)Doll Dancing.gif
I'm sure drones would be excellent dancers, and you can't convince me otherwise
No.15274
Anonymous
Replies:>>15276>>15278
Image:172220716141.png(105kB, 481x622)dcd0aa75a1d84ee0445723033a1fcbeb.png
Is this canon
No.15275
Anonymous
Replies:>>15277>>15286
>>15273
Doll is so cute and adorable.
No.15276
Anonymous
>>15274
Sadly for you, no
No.15277
Anonymous
Replies:>>15286
>>15275
Yeh
No.15278
Anonymous
Replies:>>15286
>>15274
>He forgot the self-insert POV episode with this J
Time for a rewatch.
No.15279
Anonymous
Replies:>>15292>>15297
Image:172220762330.png(279kB, 700x434)1682624858253647.png
>>15271
>>15263
>Scratch another one off the wall.
>Counting the hours until another is etched into stone. Or metal. Or wherever.
>Maybe it was for the best. No one would ever know. No one would have known.
>But she knew.
>It would have been the last thing she knew. That is if she hadn't....
>You weren't sure. Its been years since you last saw her. The manor. Her "friends".
>"Maybe it was for the best".
>Hah.
>No.
>It was what you deserved. Stuck here, in this never ending hell.
>The mercy of having only your hand lost to the insidious mechanical horror seemed almost pointless if you were just here to suffer now.

>That was the point.
>"Lights out in ten, straggler"
>Steel fingers flick the switch on a bedside lamp. A gift from the medical teams at one point. Now a shackle.
>Laying on the lumpy mattress gives way to more dreams, regrets and guilt to accompany the dark.
>Like what life would have besn if you hadn't been so...so spineless.
>A bright future with corporate titles and a wonderful girl by your side.
>One with a face you instantly could recognise with that beaming smile and a penchant for goofiness.
>...
>All of it dashed in one moment by a deceitful demon of yellow.

>Moonlight breaks from the window to cast a perfect beam on your cybernetic hand.
>You give up a few things, chasing a dream.
No.15280
Anonymous
>>15259
lul wut
No.15281
Anonymous
Replies:>>15283
It was, "Take Your Kid To Work Day" and my son wore a banana costume. I had to use the bathroom so I left him with my co-worker E. When I returned my son was gone.
No.15283
Anonymous
Replies:>>15284>>15375
>>15281
She put him on the kid zone, dumbass, if the kid has no parent near they are made to bring them there, no matter what the parent said
No.15284
Anonymous
Replies:>>15285
Image:172220895223.png(372kB, 2100x2000)Even Moar E.png
>>15283
NTA But I really do like to think that E would be naturally good with children
No.15285
Anonymous
>>15284
Would she adopt?
No.15286
Anonymous
Replies:>>15288
>>15273
Truthfull statement that I dovagree with
>>15275
This to o
>>15277
>>15278
M
No.15287
Anonymous
>>15219
>>15220
>>15221
I really wish the writer would tell me about the "recent events" in the story. Im actually very curious
No.15288
Anonymous
Replies:>>15290>>15294
>>15286
>M
I do want more M.
No.15289
Anonymous
Replies:>>15291>>15293>>15294>>15312
So... Uh... What are you writing, my fellow writefags?
No.15290
Anonymous
Replies:>>15294
>>15288
>NTA
There's alot of old OCs I want to see again
>M
>P
>S
>T
>R
>Dinobright
>That one salesman Drone whose name I forgot
>JC
No.15291
Anonymous
Replies:>>15292>>15295
>>15289
I'm writing this post because I'm still suffering burn out after 4 months
No.15292
Anonymous
Replies:>>15298
>>15291
I prescribe tackling another hobby. How is your disposable income?

>>15279
I actually want a few cybernetics.
No.15293
Anonymous
Replies:>>15295>>15323
Image:172221222572.gif(2.71MB, 811x811)elferact.gif
>>15289
Elf part 5
No.15294
Anonymous
Replies:>>15295>>15300
Image:172221227403.png(9kB, 706x583)N Thumbs Up II.png
>>15289
Nothing! Now get out!youtube thumb
>>15288
No you don't. You just want to fap.
>>15290
>Dinobright
She's on extended vacation to the Hot Topic in her home town.
No.15295
Anonymous
Replies:>>15331
>>15291
Oh, I had burnout for 4 or 5 months, can't remember well.
>>15293
Good to know.
>>15294
Man...
No.15296
Anonymous
Replies:>>15299>>15310
Image:172221292621.jpg(209kB, 1200x1200)GLUojpeW4AE4qG2.jpg
Imagine if Cyn/Solver didn't kill Tessa but uses her as a "toy", basically torturing, killing and reviving her for it's own amusement.
No.15297
Anonymous
Replies:>>15308
>>15279
Phosu in the drone thread
No.15298
Anonymous
Replies:>>15301
>>15292
I'm broke as shit
No.15299
Anonymous
>>15296
Wouldn't that end with Tessa becoming a vegetable?
No.15300
Anonymous
Replies:>>15308>>15577
Image:172221326203.png(160kB, 1251x1123)SD-M normal.png
>>15294
>No you don't. You just want to fap.
NTA but I personally really enjoy M for her character. She has a lot of emotional depth in her backstory, going well beyond what you'd expect from a typical tomboy
No.15301
Anonymous
Replies:>>15304
>>15298
I feel ya. Do you have cling film, masking tape and a foam mat that you don't need?
No.15303
Anonymous
>>15302
Liam what are you doing. You aren't cool enough to impersonate Chris Mclean.
No.15304
Anonymous
Replies:>>15307
>>15301
No?
No.15305
Anonymous
Replies:>>15306>>15311
Image:172221373692.png(120kB, 376x554)Blondi.png
You vill write mein greentext and you vill be happi
No.15306
Anonymous
>>15305
Blondi I don't think now is the time for one of your silly jokes
No.15307
Anonymous
Replies:>>15309
>>15304
Do you have any action figures then.
No.15308
Anonymous
Image:172221400916.png(743kB, 861x1038)172161260925.png
>>15297
I'd dick that dumb little rock down so hard like you wouldn't believe.
>>15300
Ehhhhh....maybe. I need to do more with her and the OPD dumbfucks.
No.15309
Anonymous
Replies:>>15321
>>15307
Perhaps
No.15310
Anonymous
Replies:>>15313>>15316
Image:172221420655.jpg(176kB, 1317x2048)172121857826.jpg
>>15296
No.15311
Anonymous
Replies:>>15314
>>15305
the bug hath spoken..... oggis, make text that is green.
No.15312
Anonymous
>>15289
Solver War greens
No.15313
Anonymous
Replies:>>15317
>>15310
>Im I died pls answer me
Kinda undercuts the rest of the dialog
No.15314
Anonymous
Replies:>>15315
Image:172221536155.png(44kB, 317x200)Fucking Dummkopf.png
>>15311
Do I Look Like A Bug To You?
No.15315
Anonymous
Image:172221547054.gif(73kB, 304x396)172142789981.gif
>>15314
>Ja!
No.15316
Anonymous
Replies:>>15317
>>15310
>Constant use of pls
>shitty grammer
>Errors completely undercut any possible creepiness/emotional appeal
many such cases
No.15317
Anonymous
>>15313
>>15316
I think English isn't the artist's first language.
No.15318
Anonymous
Replies:>>15342
Image:172221573276.jpg(204kB, 660x668)IMG_20240729_091237.jpg
No.15319
Anonymous
Replies:>>15320>>15322
Now that season 4 is coming to a close in 3 months, I think it's time to address the elephant in the room. Do you think Uzi should've stayed with N?
No.15320
Anonymous
>>15319
Yeah, it for character development, and also she got a cool new Mecha body
No.15321
Anonymous
Video:172221602388.webm(2.20MB / 0:00:26 / vp8, 720x720)1662520334392933.webm
>>15309
Start learning stop motion.
It's Always Sunny On Mata Nui (Bionicle stop motion)youtube thumb
No.15322
Anonymous
>>15319
No he made her wish she could disappear and Liam even partnered with Vessel and had the ending to Ascensionism as the credits song
No.15323
Anonymous
Replies:>>15331
>>15293
Good to know.
No.15325
Anonymous
>>15324
oogis...... kill this drone.
No.15326
Anonymous
Image:172221780063.jpg(89kB, 1200x1180)1695750662638914.jpg
>>15324
No.15327
Anonymous
Replies:>>15330
>>15324
You mean Liam's concept art? Cause I wouldn't call textures colouring despite them being basically paintings wrapped around a wireframe.
No.15328
Anonymous
>>15324
We at JCJenson (IN SPAAAAACEE!!!!!), would like to apologize. This Drone has been """gently""" disassembled in response to overwhelming negative customer review.
No.15329
Anonymous
>>15324
I'm down for show discussion, but this REALLY isn't a good way to frame a question
No.15330
Anonymous
>>15327
I think they meant the animation/color choices of the episodes? Like for example, the Church in episode 7 compared to Uzi's rampage in Cabin Fever
No.15331
Anonymous
Image:172221811310.jpg(45kB, 471x471)ch.jpg
>>15295
>>15323
why is this good to know
No.15332
Anonymous
>>15324
Have we seen any DDs besides N and J do artwork? J I guess is technically the better artist but N has SOVL. Honorable mention to the unnamed dead DD's who scrawled warnings and pictures of sentinels on the walls in their own oil to try to warn the next batch of hapless Solver-mooks to try to enter the labs.
No.15333
Anonymous
>>15324
the oogis actually killed him
holy fuck....
No.15334
Anonymous
Replies:>>15336>>15339
>>15324
>How would you rank Murder Drones by their art and coloring?
I believe what they meant was
>How would you rank Murder Drones episodes by their scenes and sequences?
No.15336
Anonymous
Replies:>>15337>>15338
>>15334
Fuck it. The question was basically, I wanted you to think about the show from an artistic standpoint, really think about the episodes you're watching, think about the lighting and use of color in some scenes or even the environments. I wanted people to discuss the actual shows animation and backgrounds, that was it
No.15337
Anonymous
>>15336
Too hard of a question talk about Drone ass
No.15338
Anonymous
Replies:>>15340
>>15336
Next time ask a genuine question instead of covering it up under 10 layers of irony
No.15339
Anonymous
Image:172221907858.jpg(1.01MB, 6508x7322)Dance.jpg
>>15334
I don't know where to put them overall, but I'd put E3 and E7 in a tie just because I like The Knife Dance sequence and I like how later on in E7 they use some similar imagery in a much sadder/darker context.
No.15340
Anonymous
Replies:>>15341
Image:172221921097.png(1.66MB, 506x858)She's Lost Hope In (You).png
>>15338
I just wanted to be silly
No.15341
Anonymous
Image:172221945503.jpg(286kB, 1440x960)AngryJudge.jpg
>>15340
You should know the penalty for such a crime is death. Guilty!
No.15342
Anonymous
>>15318
continue the bloodline N
No.15343
Anonymous
Replies:>>15344>>15495
Image:172221998034.png(123kB, 506x858)plushie hope.png
Plushie Hope, the epitome of plush
No.15344
Anonymous
>>15343
Put the Hope plush next to the Maid!V plush
No.15346
Anonymous
Replies:>>15347>>15349>>15355
Instead of staring at the thread, (You) could be writing something
No.15347
Anonymous
>>15346
No I can't
No.15349
Anonymous
Replies:>>15357
Image:172222442067.jpg(276kB, 2048x2048)GTnp-a4W8AA7wmk.jpeg
>>15346
I can't write, but I do give my friend who is a writer some suggestion and ideas
No.15350
Anonymous
Replies:>>15351>>15352>>15353>>15356>>15357>>15358
Image:172222464330.jpg(307kB, 2480x1720)FtsvkN6X0BMdwPZ.jpg
Who suffers the most?
No.15351
Anonymous
>>15350
Thad
No.15352
Anonymous
>>15350
I feel like N would be a pretty gentle lover. V would not be, even if she was consciously trying
No.15353
Anonymous
Replies:>>15354
>>15350
The camera-man
No.15354
Anonymous
>>15353
Kek
Only correct answer
No.15355
Anonymous
Replies:>>15361
>>15346
I am but I have this thread open on my second monitor, giving me the compulsion to click over and refresh it every 10 seconds
No.15356
Anonymous
>>15350
N would be gentle while V likely wouldn't, but they look to be sex slaves here so it would suck for both of them
No.15357
Anonymous
>>15349
Well he can write about this >>15350
No.15358
Anonymous
>>15350
PP
No.15359
Anonymous
>>15261
kek
No.15360
Anonymous
Replies:>>15362
Image:172222649271.png(990kB, 2500x1518)Illustration12.png
>N putting Uzi into a hydraulic mating press
No.15361
Anonymous
>>15355
I don't have a second monitor but same
No.15362
Anonymous
>>15360
Why the fuck I thought N saying
>Were are my balls femanon?
Referring to being castrated like a dog what the fuck these threads have done to me?
No.15363
Anonymous
Replies:>>15364>>15365
Accidents Will Happen - Fear & Hunger 2: Termina - Sing-A-Long! 💞youtube thumb
anyone got that art of Jane on the radio?
No.15364
Anonymous
>>15363
Jane on the radio? I don't think I've seen that before, why is she on the radio? Was she being interviewed or?
No.15365
Anonymous
Replies:>>15366
Image:172222755283.png(173kB, 1252x920)Jane is losing it.png
>>15363
I got this
No.15366
Anonymous
>>15365
Thats the spice, thanks
No.15367
Anonymous
Replies:>>15368>>15369>>15383>>15385>>15391>>15396
Tell me the favorite or favourites songs of your OC and why!
And if you don't have any, theorize about the favorite song of an OC
No.15368
Anonymous
Replies:>>15370>>15372>>15380
>>15367
Beretta listens to Swedish Metal. I have no idea why, just feel like it fits
No.15369
Anonymous
Replies:>>15372
>>15367
Liana Flores - rises the moonyoutube thumb
Since im already in a Jane mood, this is basically Bs theme (song) and unofficial headcanon voice, whenever im thinking of her for art / greens this is what I imagine in my head
I dont think ive seen anyone else bring up themes or voices for her so if anyone else has something lmk
No.15370
Anonymous
Replies:>>15373>>15380
>>15368 (me)
None of these are mine
>SD-S
If I had to guess she probably listens to classical music due to it supposedly being calming to cats
>SD-R
Funk
>SD-E
No explanation Club Penguin COMPLETE ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK - Game Musicyoutube thumb
>SD-Y
I think I remember her being obsessed with the history of war, so she probably listens to Sabaton
>SD-W
Jazz
No.15371
Anonymous
Replies:>>15513
Question to the folks who like thinking about this kind of thing:
ive heards talks in the past about how pillbabys/children WD / DD's work, but how the hell would the offspring of a Sentinel drones be like?

Toddler given the power of Divine smite via bootloop flashbang sounds like a horrible first day at school experience.
No.15372
Anonymous
Replies:>>15374
>>15368
Never heard of it but sounds awesome
>>15369
Why I feel like crying hearing it? I'm not even sad, but I have teary eyes
What have you done solver wizard
But that interesting for B/Bunny (I think that is her name) I can see it
No.15373
Anonymous
Replies:>>15376
>>15370
>SD-S
Wouldn't surprise me, wished my cats calmed down with classical music
>SD-S
Elaborate
>SD-E
None needed
>SD-S
Yeah, I can't see it any other way
>SD-E
I mean, she kind of has the vibes of hearing Jazz or a type of rock or metal
No.15374
Anonymous
Replies:>>15377
Image:172222933696.png(84kB, 1038x779)Spoiler image
>>15372
>Why I feel like crying hearing it? I'm not even sad, but I have teary eyes

Guilt Probably
((you monster))
No.15375
Anonymous
Replies:>>15379
>>15283
>E politely scolds Anon, his kid could’ve gotten into a boatload of trouble without supervision. The costume was a bit odd, but she won’t judge.
No.15376
Anonymous
Replies:>>15377
>>15373
Anon, I think you have too many cats in your head.
No.15377
Anonymous
Replies:>>15381
>>15374
I have done nothing
Except eat 4 breads today, I should stop, it'll make me fat
>>15376
I'm phoneposting now, I hate phoneposting
No.15378
Anonymous
>>15257
The WDs could try to escape into the water, but the airlock procedure might take a little bit, giving enough time for a DD to get them out of there.
No.15379
Anonymous
>>15375
Anon really doesn't know the rules
No.15380
Anonymous
>>15368
>>15370
> Y and Beretta headbanging to Sabaton in the other room while Uzi is laying in bed covering her 'ears'
No.15381
Anonymous
Replies:>>15384
>>15377
>phoneposting
Too late.
>You let S in your back door one night because she seems very polite
>The next morning there are two of them in your living room
>At least they look different, so you're not in a situation like that one guy you know
>The next day there's 3
>Thankfully, it stops there
>But now they all insist on sleeping in your bed in various orientations
>Some times they're curled up at your feet, other times they're snuggled against you, sometimes they're lying on top of you in weird ways, or any number of combinations
No.15382
Anonymous
Replies:>>15388
Image:172223090375.jpg(257kB, 2041x1595)1717952550301874.jpg
>>15137
Sorry to hear that you had to go through the things you did SmileAnon. Dare I say, I've had to deal with similar, and the only way I could cope was to mask it by becoming a functional alcoholic. But it sounds like you've found a way to rise above it all and be a better man for it. You're never going to always be a paragon of positivity. There will be pitfalls, what matters most is that you stick to your principles and rise above the quagmire of depression that you find yourself in. I guess, what I'm saying, in a roundabout sort of way, is to keep being you.
No.15383
Anonymous
Replies:>>15386
>>15367
Harper straight up plays music as a hobby.
He's My Dad - Lisa: the Joyful [8BitBrigadier Cover Feat. Patti Rudisill]youtube thumb
But this is totally her theme
No.15384
Anonymous
>>15381
Cute, I want an SD-S pet
No.15385
Anonymous
Replies:>>15389
Image:172223128090.gif(92kB, 381x257)25596222_eGWeUr5iwAfcUNU.gif
>>15367
Only semi-related to your question
I'm just listening to this on a loop right now while I'm trying to write
Lobby - Library of Ruina OSTyoutube thumb
No.15386
Anonymous
Replies:>>15416
>>15383
>He's my dad
Pain, absolute fucking pain and feels
No.15387
Anonymous
Replies:>>15389>>15390>>15514
Image:172223169988.png(965kB, 1200x1340)Illustration35.png
winner
No.15388
Anonymous
Replies:>>15407
Image:172223173019.jpg(115kB, 2048x2048)1700892241935262.jpg
>>15382
Hey Friend, don't worry past is the past, and it made me be the person I am today, but I would go through that again, jaja. I once tried the alcohol ways when I was at my lowest, two reasons it didn't work, my ideals made me go against it, and I didn't have a lot of money. Depression always ends Friend, sometimes it takes a long time, sometimes you are lucky and it only last a couple of years, or even less. I try my best to stay positive, and I have hear positivity sticks to people. There are always the bad days, but I try my best to keep my head above the water, thankfully I no longer have depression, I sometimes feel awful out of nowhere, I guess because the depression left a little something, but I will never stop fighting to be happy. I will always try to be myself, I will always try to be honest with myself and others, and be happy that way.
Thanks Friend for the word by the way, I hope you are having a nice night.
No.15389
Anonymous
Replies:>>15392
>>15385
Writing about what?
>>15387
She sells propane and propane accessories.
No.15390
Anonymous
Image:172223184889.png(99kB, 874x683)Uzi needs oil. Her american side is showing.png
>>15387
What is the purple gremlin planning on using that for...?
No.15391
Anonymous
Replies:>>15393
>>15367
>CD
Toni Basil - Hey Mickey (One Hit Wonder)youtube thumb
>AC
White girl music. With some coercion he will bust out sick dance moves to Poker Face.
>Truckeranon
Still supposed to be (You), but...
Johnny Remember Meyoutube thumb
No.15392
Anonymous
Replies:>>15394
Image:172223224921.png(1.24MB, 1130x1071)Elf orders a Leaf Lovers special.png
>>15389
>Writing about what?
This creature's journey
No.15393
Anonymous
Replies:>>15398
>>15391
>CD
Didn't expect
>AC
Taylor Swift, got it
>Truckeranon
Sounds a little like old western/cowboy music
No.15394
Anonymous
Replies:>>15395
>>15392
Working hard or hardly working?
No.15395
Anonymous
>>15394
Yeah
No.15396
Anonymous
Image:172223300734.png(263kB, 1000x1167)SD-LL and SD-CH drinking.png
>>15367
I will slide in Friends, with the two I talk about the most.
>SD-CH
La Escobayoutube thumb
She is Chilean, likes to drink, and have a fun time, what else I can tell? She will try to bring fun to the table, do not.leabe your shoes unattended, she can't help herself from stealing them.
>SD-LL
Le Castle Vania - LED Spirals [Extended Full Length Version] from the movie John Wick (Official)youtube thumb
Although she is letting herself go a little bit, and trying to relax, she still was made to make CH work by force, she still likes the feeling of fight, so is normal that she imagines herlsef fighting a group with this music in the background.
No.15397
Anonymous
Replies:>>15399
Image:172223352697.gif(443kB, 900x1440)JanegetsA.gif
arona sexyback groove fullyoutube thumb

Jane realizes her mistakes
No.15398
Anonymous
>>15393
CD likes happy bubbly music because it pairs well with a massacre. Post-story CD likes it because it fits the new image she's trying to give herself.
AC is lamer than he'd like you to believe, and Truckeranon listens to all sorts of songs that fit driving long days across the sands.
No.15399
Anonymous
Replies:>>15400
>>15397
She realized the solver lies
No.15400
Anonymous
>>15399
Wheres the lie
>Let me kill your friends, and Ill get you off world as your reward. Then you owe me.
Seems like shes off world to me

Silly human :)
No.15401
Anonymous
Replies:>>15402
Image:172223455404.png(699kB, 1200x838)Illustration33.png
Cyn got a lil bit too silly
(Video context)
Delfín Quishpe - Torres Gemelasyoutube thumb
No.15402
Anonymous
Image:172223515556.png(138kB, 4096x3072)NINE ELEVEN BABY.png
>>15401
DIOS MIO!!!
No.15403
Anonymous
Replies:>>15408
would you let N cumflate you if he asked nicely?
No.15404
Anonymous
Replies:>>15405>>15505>>15516>>15659
Image:172223544389.png(1.08MB, 2000x2000)LandsknechtY1Sketch.png
>>15266
Not him but aight
No.15405
Anonymous
Replies:>>15412
>>15404
Landschneckt?
No.15406
Anonymous
how long does it take for N to fall asleep?
No.15407
Anonymous
Image:172223556514.jpg(129kB, 1455x2048)171952155294.jpg
>>15388
>Feel awful out of nowhere
I do too, I wish I knew the reason for why this rears its head, but I don't. I think it must be a residual form of the problem that you and I are facing here. I'm trying to cut back due to some horrid physical symptoms that I've been experiencing. I've been mostly successful so far, but I've failed a few times. Last night, I drank an entire bottle of Barbancourt, but that's the last bottle of rum I'm going to buy for a while. Such a waste.
>No longer have depression
That's stellar news, brother. I hope you (and any Anon reading this) never fall into that pitfall again. Certainly never lose hold of your mindset. You're going to run into people who will see your positivity as a threat and will want to drag you to their level. Don't let them do it. I'm having an alright night, though, I hope you're having a nice night as well.
No.15408
Anonymous
Replies:>>15409>>15410
>>15403
would you cumflate N if he asked nicely?
No.15409
Anonymous
Replies:>>15411>>15414
>>15408
Cumflating N is not possible
No.15410
Anonymous
>>15408
yeah
No.15411
Anonymous
>>15409
Doesn't mean you can't try.
No.15412
Anonymous
Replies:>>15413
Image:172223580953.jpg(292kB, 738x997)ddli0ad-9c568aa2-7c8f-4056-8d84-ba7df02f5ebc.jpg
>>15405
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landsknecht
No.15413
Anonymous
>>15412
Immeasurably based.
No.15414
Anonymous
Replies:>>15415
>>15409
why wouldn’t it be?
No.15415
Anonymous
Replies:>>15417
>>15414
It’s a robot
No.15416
Anonymous
>>15386
Don’t cry
No.15417
Anonymous
Replies:>>15418>>15525
>>15415
No not really, he has fleshy insides I'm pretty sure
No.15418
Anonymous
Replies:>>15419
>>15417
It’s still a robot. How does that change anything
No.15419
Anonymous
Replies:>>15420>>15422>>15525
>>15418
That changes everything. Anon you do realize he was essentially built with some amount of Solver flesh right? This doesn't make him a robot, it makes him a biomechanical entity
No.15420
Anonymous
Replies:>>15421>>15422
>>15419
He is a fleshy construct with a metallic shell
No.15421
Anonymous
>>15420
i think the N anatomy expert said the black part of his stomach is flexible and rubbery so you probably could still
No.15422
Anonymous
Replies:>>15423
>>15419
>>15420
This doesn’t affect my original point, that it’s physically impossible to cumflate him.
No.15423
Anonymous
Replies:>>15424
>>15422
Cum down his throat. He has a stomach, Uzi proves Drones have stomachs by vomiting
No.15424
Anonymous
Replies:>>15426
>>15423
And how much cum exactly is necessary?
No.15425
Anonymous
Replies:>>15428>>15494>>15620
Image:172223700854.gif(1.04MB, 900x1440)JsBadBoss.gif
for the J lovers in the room
No.15426
Anonymous
Replies:>>15427>>15429
>>15424
I suck at math so I'm just guessing. So I'm guessing 4 liters?
No.15427
Anonymous
Replies:>>15430
>>15426
What’s the threshold?
No.15428
Anonymous
>>15425
Buckle Your Pants (Finale Version)youtube thumb
song on the boombox
No.15429
Anonymous
Replies:>>15431
>>15426
explain your math
No.15430
Anonymous
Replies:>>15432>>15433
>>15427
I think for an empty human stomach it can hold up to 4 before bursting, whereas a full stomach can only hold 1 liter? So taking into account how strong N is and The Solver flesh, he might be able to hold probably 6 liters before bursting?
No.15431
Anonymous
>>15429
There is no math since I suck at it, I just went off when I slightly remembered then fact checked it afterwards
No.15432
Anonymous
Replies:>>15433
>>15430
How can I tell when to stop cumming? What signs do I look for
No.15433
Anonymous
Replies:>>15434
>>15430
Hold on a moment! I had a realization! DDs ate people right? Now take the amount of blood in the human body which is 1.5 gallons which is 5 liters. Now then take into account how N would likely be eating more people, so the truth is his true stomach capacity is ultimately unknown but exceeds the human one
>>15432
Look for him starting to wince a bit
No.15434
Anonymous
Replies:>>15435
>>15433
So it's canon that N could eat an entire bus and still possibly be hungry?
No.15435
Anonymous
>>15434
Yes
No.15436
Anonymous
>Fun Nightly Canon Facts: ......there are no more facts left
No.15437
Anonymous
>Fun Late Night Canon Facts: Tessa has a brother that lives in the attic and eats fish heads
No.15438
Anonymous
Replies:>>15439
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>Fun Nightly Canon Facts: The season 2 villain has been revealed!
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Anonymous
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>>15438
It hurts how this could actually be true
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Anonymous
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>>15439
I doubt it. How would it even work? What would the plot even be?
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Anonymous
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>>15439
>He still stuck on the first stage of grief for season 2
Oof. Dont let the flame die out little buddy.
No.15442
Anonymous
>>15440
We're not show writers so we can't answer that question, let alone do we know what episode 8 holds. However the mysterious unlisting of Liam's UFO video that was put out only 2 years ago as well as the strange resemblance the ship has to the concept art DD claws is interesting
No.15443
Anonymous
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>>15441
FACT: There won't be a second season.
FACT: Murder Drones is ending with the next episode.
FACT: Liam and Glitch's next work together will be a new animated series called "Worker Drones", Set before the collapse.
No.15444
Anonymous
Give me cozy Uzi scenarios to fall asleep to
No.15445
Anonymous
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I'm new. I just want to know if it's okay to make little stories about your MD OCs. Just for fun.
No.15446
Anonymous
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>>15445
Forgive me if I'm paranoid, but may I ask what your favorite episode is?
No.15447
Anonymous