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No.14981
Murder Drones MainAnonymous
Replies:>>15103>>15245
Image:172213424615.jpg(196kB, 1280x1280)V gives J a new hairstyle.jpg
HELLO, my beautiful Friends.
Let's keep talking about our beloved robots that we call Drones, Worker Drones or Disassembly Drones, because we love them so much. We need to speak again about Murder Drones and anything Thread-related, because it's fun!
Let's have fun as always!
The fascinating Booru: https://dronebooru.co
No.14983
Anonymous
Replies:>>14984>>14985
>>14972
You know I'm starting to become convinced that the real reason this collab idea failed was because people were just being malicious dicks
No.14984
Anonymous
>>14983
It could've worked if the ideas thrown out had a bit more to them
No.14985
Anonymous
Replies:>>14986>>14988
>>14983
How about you quit your whining and start typing.
Create a basic character description and setting. Then you can start thinking of a plot.
No.14986
Anonymous
>>14985
What he said
No.14987
Anonymous
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She is the cutest fucking thing I have seen in my entire life
No.14988
Anonymous
Replies:>>14989
>>14985
No. Since that wasn't the goal, the goal was to have the thread make something together, if I just fucking did everything that would destroy the point.
No.14989
Anonymous
Replies:>>14990
>>14988
You need to have a basis for everyone to build interest off of
No.14990
Anonymous
Replies:>>14991
>>14989
I did. I gave a prompt and ideas as well as a setting. All I got was one Anon who bothered to actually respond and a ton of what is essentially "fuck you"
No.14991
Anonymous
Replies:>>14994>>14995>>15016
>>14990
Unless someone can actually fucking point towards something, that tells me otherwise I will hold the firm belief that I did nothing wrong other than daring to try
No.14992
Anonymous
Image:172213658805.png(9kB, 189x254)Pic Of Wife.png
total kimber death
No.14994
Anonymous
Replies:>>14997
>>14991
You started bitching instead of adding onto your idea or making it fit in the scenario, instead of adding or changing anything, you just started to complain more
No.14995
Anonymous
>>14991
Stop crying, shut up
No.14996
Anonymous
Replies:>>15000>>15207
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Give her uppies now
No.14997
Anonymous
Replies:>>14998
>>14994
Bullshit. I did add onto it
No.14998
Anonymous
Replies:>>14999
>>14997
Not nearly enough, clearly
No.14999
Anonymous
Replies:>>15001
>>14998
I guess not. Fuck. I'm done.
No.15000
Anonymous
Replies:>>15002
>>14996
I would, believe me, I would
No.15001
Anonymous
>>14999
Good idea
No.15002
Anonymous
>>15000
Nice NULLS, ahe really deserves them
No.15004
Anonymous
Replies:>>15006>>15007
>>14926
> cork on the stinger
No.15005
Anonymous
Replies:>>15011>>15030>>15108
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Confess your sins to Nun Beretta
No.15006
Anonymous
Replies:>>15020
>>15004
You don't want any accidents happening, do you?
No.15007
Anonymous
Replies:>>15020
>>15004
He's retarded, Uzi has to cork his tail so he doesn't stab himself and any other poor passerby
No.15008
Anonymous
Replies:>>15009>>15130>>15200
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Tongue
No.15009
Anonymous
>>15008
Do more
No.15010
Anonymous
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No.15011
Anonymous
Replies:>>15013
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>>15005
Nah she needs to deal with her own cyn first
No.15012
Anonymous
Replies:>>15013>>15015>>15018>>15022>>15210
Image:172213856946.png(351kB, 1000x1140)Cyn does a workout with john.png
That explain why eye has those macho fantasies of john
No.15013
Anonymous
Replies:>>15014>>15036>>15210
>>15011
She will when someone writes it
>>15012
Why does John have muscles, shouldn't he be skinny with a potbelly or just skinny?
No.15014
Anonymous
>>15013
He just have an above average athletic build. (More promptly thanks to eye being a raging homo for john pulling a majima appearing out the blue and chasing him down)
No.15015
Anonymous
Replies:>>15019
>>15012
John the Human got himself some serious gains!
How does one drone manage to pull off the LARP so well?!
No.15016
Anonymous
Replies:>>15017>>15023
>>14991
You're trying to bust into a niche already being filled by Beretta. Come up with a different idea maybe.
No.15017
Anonymous
Replies:>>15021
>>15016
Another reason I did it was because I saw what I'm now only assuming to be a vocal minority on /trash/ and sometimes here that was upset with the direction Beretta took. So I figured I'd give them something to work with, that didn't pan out obviously. Even though I think the entire complaint to begin with was fucking stupid, Femdrone is the only one that realized, "Hey Beretta is a THREAD OC, I could do my own interpretation."
No.15018
Anonymous
Replies:>>15178
>>15012
Was John trainer Gordon freeman himself
No.15019
Anonymous
Replies:>>15025
>>15015
Probably got help from the human fanatic emily
No.15020
Anonymous
>>15007
>>15006
really taking after his father
No.15021
Anonymous
Replies:>>15027
>>15017
Just rewrite Beretta however you want then.
No.15022
Anonymous
>>15012
Now draw john oiled up
No.15023
Anonymous
Replies:>>15024
>>15016
NTA but
>Thad x V becomes canon
What in the fresh holy hell does their kid look like?
There's your crackpot OC idea
No.15024
Anonymous
Replies:>>15026
>>15023
Maybe a mix of shyness and jockness?
No.15025
Anonymous
>>15019
i wonder if she secretly knows and is orchestrating things in the background
No.15026
Anonymous
>>15024
How does that break down? A drone who has natural athletic ability but won't join a team or demonstrate it in front of an audience because of how averse they are to the spotlight?
No.15027
Anonymous
>>15021
Kinda wanted to be more original than that but eh. Maybe.
No.15028
Anonymous
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How will Tessa succeed on seducing her stepfather
No.15030
Anonymous
Replies:>>15031>>15038
>>15005
Beretta should learn her nun virtues from Lady E, maybe then she’ll learn to appreciate the position
No.15031
Anonymous
Replies:>>15032>>15033>>15038
>>15030
She's very new to this although I'm unsure if Lady E would be a good teacher, she is afterall still an E
No.15032
Anonymous
>>15031
She’s not the same as a hat equipped E, don’t be drone-cist
No.15033
Anonymous
Replies:>>15038
>>15031
E is smart without the trauma-suppression-magnet active though
No.15034
Anonymous
Replies:>>15035
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No.15035
Anonymous
>>15034
Anon no!
No.15036
Anonymous
Replies:>>15037
>>15013
>Beretta will when someone writes it
Story of Beretta's life, everyone has an idea or a suggestion but never bothers to write it.
I'm guilty of being lazy too
No.15037
Anonymous
Replies:>>15039>>15040
>>15036
Stop being lazy
No.15038
Anonymous
Image:172214238310.png(223kB, 1500x1200)nunE.png
>>15030
>>15031
>>15033
> all fear the sentinel
No.15039
Anonymous
>>15037
No, I am writefag no.23, I must go into a depression
No.15040
Anonymous
Replies:>>15041
Image:172214268744.png(1kB, 166x21)no more procrastination.png
>>15037
NTA but your wish is my command
I vill finish my green and I vill be happy
No.15041
Anonymous
>>15040
Good boy
No.15043
Anonymous
Replies:>>15045>>15521
>Fun Nightly OC Facts: Beretta is both a writefag and a drawfag, which explains why she hates life
No.15044
Anonymous
>Fun Nightly OC Facts: The first instance of an AU in the Murder Drones thread was a joke that several Anon's participated in which involved several characters switching places, such as Cyn and James Elliot
No.15045
Anonymous
>>15043
She made some cool star wars manga
No.15046
Anonymous
Replies:>>15047>>15048>>15128>>15129>>15201
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Something quick
No.15047
Anonymous
Replies:>>15049
>>15046
I love her in every form, and I will cuddle her no matter what.
Now that I think of it, I think I dreamed of her.
No.15048
Anonymous
>>15046
not just angry, but DOUBLE angry
No.15049
Anonymous
Replies:>>15050
Image:172214385177.png(519kB, 742x853)PhiStandAlone.png
>>15047
tell me your dreams anon
No.15050
Anonymous
Replies:>>15051
>>15049
Was something simple really, now that I remember better, it was her in this >>14895
I was seeing her, I didn't recognize her in the moment because she didn't have her hat on, but now that I see a drawing of her I'm 100% sure it was her.
No.15051
Anonymous
>>15050 (me)
I want to dream about her again, I was really happy, I don't know why she was so good to me, maybe in my dream we where at the most trusting part of a good relationship, I don't know, but I was really happy, I want that dream again, at least for a few minutes, I want to see her.
No.15052
Anonymous
Replies:>>15053>>15055
I'm bored, wouldn't consider myself a good writefag I'm rusty asf. Give me some suggestions and maybe I'll write em. No promises that I will
No.15053
Anonymous
Replies:>>15056
>>15052
No write it your-...does that work here?
No.15055
Anonymous
Replies:>>15057
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>>15052
Anon has a foursome with these 3
No.15056
I need the practice
>>15053
>For once in Anon's life he was truly stumped
>For all his months telling people with ideas or suggestions, "Draw/Write it yourself".
>He for once was uncertain if it was applicable here
>Then he began to wonder, what he done himself?
>Has he created anything of value?
>Did he ever dream?
>We will never know
No.15057
Anonymous
Replies:>>15058>>15059
>>15055
I can't write lewd stuff, sorry.
No.15058
Anonymous
Replies:>>15060
>>15057 (me)
Just to clarify, I literally don't know how
No.15059
Anonymous
>>15057
Anon has a very nice and respectful evening playing monopoly with these 3
No.15060
Anonymous
Replies:>>15061
Image:172214637467.png(174kB, 484x560)1696880728954.png
>>15058
Same. One has to have some first hand experience with lewd stuff before they can properly write about it haha...
No.15061
Anonymous
>>15060
I write it and I have no experience.
I'd imagine those who do can tell at a glance, though.
No.15062
Anonymous
Replies:>>15063>>15064>>15066>>15069
Sometimes when I hang out on these threads for too long then go to sleep, I have nightmares about redditors and Youtubers making posts and videos about this place
No.15063
Anonymous
>>15062
I think you hang out on these threads too much
No.15064
Anonymous
Replies:>>15065
>>15062
You should take a break from the threads
No.15065
Anonymous
>>15064
I can't it's like a crack addiction I literally stay on these threads 24/7
No.15066
Test-icles
Replies:>>15067>>15073
>>15062
The normalization of /md/ will be a long, painful and arduous progress. Before you know it there will be Youtube videos with TTS voiceovers of greens raking in hundreds of thousands of viewers
No.15067
Anonymous
Replies:>>15068>>15070
>>15066
So like 2016?
Also why do we need a password
>t. newfag
No.15068
Anonymous
>>15067
Yeah I don't understand the password system either, I guess it's just so you can delete your posts or something?
No.15069
Anonymous
Replies:>>15122
Image:172214893721.png(419kB, 989x721)spy.png
>>15062
I'm afraid they've already breached our defences
No.15070
Anonymous
>>15067
Post deletion password, nothing more.
No.15071
Anonymous
Replies:>>15072
Image:172214978588.png(95kB, 771x772)Thought process.png
>“At least I have some space from I at the moment”

>>14893
>>14894

To be honest I don’t have any ideas other than John being (understandably) horrified by the whole undead thing. Besides, wasn’t the joke that no one can see through his “ingenious” disguise.
No.15072
Anonymous
>>15071
It would be neat his co-workers also come back as skeletons and meet up with John again
No.15073
Anonymous
Replies:>>15074
>>15066
Imagine 4-5 years from now some autist decides to do an entire series of TTS videos based on these threads' greentexts.
No.15074
Anonymous
Replies:>>15132>>15133
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>>15073
>Thread OC's start showing up in the latest brainrot videos
No.15075
Anonymous
Replies:>>15076>>15078>>15218
Image:172215131606.jpg(272kB, 2064x1200)IMG_4010.jpeg
Wanted to do a sorta redraw of Male E and E behind you, but with a new face with them.
No.15076
Anonymous
Replies:>>15077
>>15075
What is going to happen to him?
No.15077
Anonymous
Replies:>>15079
>>15076
He will play Uno with them
No.15078
Anonymous
Replies:>>15079
>>15075
His ass will sore and his pelvis to dust
No.15079
Anonymous
Replies:>>15081
>>15077
>>15078
These are two very conflicting answers, anons.
No.15080
Anonymous
Replies:>>15082>>15083>>15085
Image:172215429202.png(773kB, 720x703)1648083751659.png
>Trying to come up with new story ideas
>They keep centering around Anon drinking nanite milk from the source
It's possible I may have a problem.
No.15081
Anonymous
>>15079
>Anon fucking E as he plays Uno with Solver E and Everest
No.15082
Anonymous
>>15080
It will probably help if you get that done with so your mind can focus
No.15083
Anonymous
>>15080
You should write about the nanite milk.
No.15084
Anonymous
Replies:>>15087
N trying to fall asleep but having a racing heart
No.15085
Anonymous
>>15080
sounds like you just need to get it out of your system
No.15086
Anonymous
N curled up into a ball, hiding in his "den" (it's a pillow fort), sleeping peacefully
No.15087
Anonymous
Replies:>>15088
>>15084
his heart is racing because my cock is up his ass btw
No.15088
Anonymous
Replies:>>15089
>>15087
why would that make his heart race
No.15089
Anonymous
Replies:>>15090
>>15088
because were fucking (in the pillow fort)
No.15090
Anonymous
>>15089
based i guess
No.15091
Anonymous
Replies:>>15094>>15095>>15100
Raising a pillbaby N then selling him into slavery when he transfers to his new body
No.15092
Anonymous
checking N's heartbeat in his sleep
No.15093
Anonymous
massaging N's tummy in his sleep
softly caressing N's hair and kissing his face in his sleep, giving him pleasant dreams
No.15094
Anonymous
Replies:>>15095
>>15091
purchasing this N and using him for only the most backbreaking physical labor in my emerald mines
No.15095
Anonymous
Replies:>>15096>>15097
>>15091
>>15094
sneaking into the emerald mines mission impossible style and stealing this N, then bringing him home with me and giving him the comfiest, cushiest, coziest life imaginable
No.15096
Anonymous
Replies:>>15098>>15099
>>15095
Activating the bomb I hid inside his tummy in the event of an escape
No.15097
Anonymous
Replies:>>15099
>>15095
following the tracking implant i had put in this N and tracing it back to anon's house. raiding anon's house with my private drone army and reclaiming my investment
No.15098
Anonymous
Replies:>>15101
>>15096
how did you get it there
No.15099
Anonymous
>>15096
having already done a thorough checkup of this N's internals, finding the bomb early and disposing of it at the nearest politician's house
>>15097
having already done a thorough checkup of this N's internals, finding the tracking implant early and disposing of it at the nearest politician's house
No.15100
Anonymous
>>15091
Wtf
No.15101
Anonymous
Replies:>>15102
>>15098
I fed him spaghettiO's with the device inside
No.15102
Anonymous
>>15101
Somehow I can see N eating SpaghettiO's and getting extremely confused when Uzi gives him real Spaghetti
No.15103
Anonymous
Replies:>>15104>>15137
>>14981
SmileAnon why the fuck do you always gotta be so positive? Why are you always happy? What's your secret?
No.15104
Anonymous
Replies:>>15117
>>15103
If they stop being happy for even a moment we will cease to exist
No.15108
Anonymous
Replies:>>15109
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>>15005
I've thought about Beretta doing a Bayonetta cosplay alot. Despite her being a massive capeshitter.
No.15109
Anonymous
Replies:>>15121
>>15108
You could probably get her into it pretty easily. I think Bayonetta isn't one of those things that requires you to be a mega weeb
No.15112
Anonymous
Replies:>>15113
It was deleted but I imagine that whole Oogi bit was like some big dramatic COD type reveal
No.15113
Anonymous
Replies:>>15114
>>15112
>"Remember...No Oogi."
No.15114
Anonymous
Replies:>>15115
>>15113
>t. The Loaf Massacre
Probably the only good thing these Oogis have done for us
No.15115
Anonymous
Replies:>>15116
>>15114
They were twittard creations of course they stood no chance against our own
No.15116
Anonymous
Replies:>>15118
>>15115
I want to make hybrid of them for shit and giggles
No.15117
Anonymous
>>15104
idk man, this level of positivity creeps me out
no one should be this happy for seemingly no reason
No.15118
Anonymous
Replies:>>15119
>>15116
Legitimately do not. I'm being serious, don't do that or else we'll endlessly hear complaining and never be rid of the you know what allegations
No.15119
Anonymous
Replies:>>15120>>15212
>>15118
The allegations that Commander Oogi got her powers from snorting coke?
No.15120
Anonymous
>>15119
Oh no, that one is totally true
No.15121
Anonymous
Replies:>>15123
Image:172216237339.png(113kB, 1000x1300)1711174523800554.png
>>15109
I figured since she was such a comics kek, she'd be more inclined to do something like Huntress or Supergirl.
Of course the more humorous adventure is making her dress up like Powergirl or Bat-mite.
The only time I can see her doing a weeby cosplay is by being forced into it. Either because she lost a bet with a friend or her mom, or because the plot demands it.

>pic not related. I just thought it was funny if they dressed up a giant bean as Cyn
No.15122
Anonymous
>>15069
Indeed
No.15123
Anonymous
Replies:>>15127
>>15121
>Auntie Cyn becomes British
No.15127
Anonymous
>>15123
Oh god, she become much worse
No.15128
Anonymous
>>15046
She doesn't like sharing the love with her alternate selves.
No.15129
Anonymous
Replies:>>15131
>>15046
I must pursue her romance route in the RPG
No.15130
Anonymous
>>15008
I especially like Doll and J. Doll has a cute mischief to her while J knows you like this and is playing with you.
No.15131
Anonymous
>>15129
The footjob scene was weird.
No.15132
Anonymous
Image:172216506665.png(504kB, 373x1697)image-2.png
>>15074
>"No one knows what goes on inside Serial Designation S' head. It is determined she is actually just a cat."
>Mary had a little lamb comes on but is rendered in cat meows, with S doing a really cheap tweened idle animation in the background.
No.15133
Anonymous
Replies:>>15143
>>15074
> the 3 hour long E lore video of all the variants
No.15135
Anonymous
Replies:>>15136>>15148
Obligatory don't go to /trash/ thread either a /co/faggot is acting up or it's really a newfag which I doubt given the homestuck obsession that is trying to impose his will on the threads
No.15136
Anonymous
>>15135
It's a /co/fag, I asked him to rank the episodes and instead he just talked shit about the fandom
No.15137
Anonymous
Replies:>>15138>>15182>>15382
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>>15103
Hello Friend!
I just like to be positive, I have no secret, nor real reason excepts that I like to be happy. Friend, let me tell you something, I had depression, I was one of the lucky ones and only lasted around 2 years, self harm and suicidal ideation was common, and to add to that, I was a bitter and angry person, I don't want to be a sad, bitter, and angry no more. It's difficult to stay happy sometimes Friend, but you gotta stay positive, do not let a bad day or a bad actor ruin your day, week, or year. But I'm not always happy, I'm human after all, I have bad days where no matter how much I set my head to it, I can't stay happy, Friends have seen that too, days where I talk here about a bad day I had, and Friends are nice to me, making me a little happy at least. To answer your three question: Because I like being positive, I genuinely do; I'm not, but I try to stay positive and happy and show it, so other Friends are happy as well, happiness sometimes is able to get other people happy, but most of the time I am just happy to be around and exist, seeing so many interesting, and amazing things: no secret, I'm very normal, I have my bad days and good days, but no matter what, I try to say positive all the time, I like being positive and being happy.
Hope that helps Friend.
No.15138
Anonymous
Replies:>>15140
>>15137 (me)
Ups, I think this is too much blog posting from my part, sorry Friends, I thought it was shorter.
No.15140
Anonymous
Replies:>>15141
>>15138
>NTA
Nah it's cool, man
No.15141
Anonymous
Replies:>>15142
Image:172217042447.jpg(98kB, 736x960)1716116608520051.jpg
>>15140
Thank you Friend! Have a V.
No.15142
Anonymous
Replies:>>15144
>>15141
Why is it sad?
No.15143
Anonymous
Image:172217084514.jpg(383kB, 2465x1381)Main Es.jpg
>>15133
Do note that only E and Maid E are the only canon iterations of the character, so keep that in mind as we delve into the specializations of this Disassembly Drone.

>Serial Designation E is the titular character amidst the variants, described as lighthearted and simple-minded, but that’s with her top hat on, which also functions as a magnet that scrambles her CPU, she’s otherwise pretty intelligent without it. She hates remembering the past.

>Worker Drone E was a maid drone that served a household that unfortunately saw her as more of a walking liability then a helpful machine, leading to verbal and sometimes physical abuse from the house owners, resulting in significant like her visor screen cracking.

>Solver E is a branching Maid E variant that results from the maid learning how to win the attention of a particular human that she had eyes for, learnt from the advice of HoDR, Human on Drone Resources. This department being headed by Cyn and by that extension, the AbsoluteSolver. This version of E had accepted the Solver’s help to her problem, resulting in..mutating results…

>Lady E is a Sentinel Drone who took on the occupation of a nun and is the non-canonical third stage to E. Having retained most of her suppressed intelligence, Lady E is considered a grand improvement over her DD version, instead working to aid humans in their goal to purging the AbsoluteSolver and its creations, seeing it as a means to cleanse the universe of their sinful evil.

>Male E or just Everest, is a genderbent variation of E. Nothing changed much concept wise with this variant, minus the change of clothing and hat choice, he is considered to be a lot more careful with his actions, with dark reminders of his past WD life plaguing his CPU.

>Wanting to capitalize off the notoriety of Serial Designation E, a second rate company had decided to put together a Labor Bot that would bear a resemblance to the DD, Labor Bot Evie. Unlike SD-E however, this Laborer was a lot more curious about the outside world and learns what she can from the Labor Bot elder, the Archiver.

>Candy Drone Eva is the latest variant amidst the others, it’s E if she were fully functional as a drone and was given a different job as a drone that advertises JCJenson’s candy products. Not all as it appears with this variant and that is made apparent if anyone tries to steal from her.!
No.15144
Anonymous
Replies:>>15145
>>15142
You didnt hug her Friend, very bad.
No.15145
Anonymous
Replies:>>15146
>>15144
I shall correct this mistake!
No.15146
Anonymous
Image:172217149663.png(874kB, 1350x2000)1715572777999473.png
>>15145
Thats good.
No.15147
Anonymous
Replies:>>15148>>15153>>15155
Video:172217159194.mp4(1.68MB / 0:00:05 / avc1, 1280x720)VEE.mp4
Beee
No.15148
Anonymous
Replies:>>15149
>>15135
I decided to pop in myself, looks like it ended with him being the one seething and samefagging desperately. Dude got fucking Bugs Bunny'd
>>15147
This would still scare the shit out of me
No.15149
Anonymous
Replies:>>15150
>>15148
Bro sounded smug when he announced his leave, as if he thinks he’s that important when we all know that he ran crying that he got BTFO
No.15150
Anonymous
Replies:>>15151
>>15149
You seem confused, the guy that announced he was leaving was toying with tbe troll. Unless your the troll that came here in a vain attempt to not look like a complete loser
No.15151
Anonymous
Replies:>>15152>>15154
>>15150
Ah, I didn’t know. I apologize, the back and forth between everyone had me confused.
No.15152
Anonymous
Replies:>>15154
>>15151
Nah, forgive me for the paranoia. You can tell whose who the guy toying with him was by looking for stuff like this,
>15151
I wouldn't really call it "greentext" but more or so removing the last > as to deny the person a (You)
No.15153
Anonymous
>>15147
That ain't a Bee, that's a Vee
No.15154
Anonymous
Replies:>>15156
>>15151
>>15152
You two, stop talking about that here, it ended, stop
No.15155
Anonymous
Replies:>>15160
>>15147
A Vee that stings acid and the needle never brakes, nightmare
No.15156
Anonymous
Replies:>>15157>>15158
>>15154
Okay mom?
No.15157
Anonymous
Replies:>>15161
>>15156
>Step-Mom Drone
No.15158
Anonymous
Replies:>>15159
>>15156
Sentinel E is in here now?
No.15159
Anonymous
Replies:>>15162
>>15158
She's in this very room
No.15160
Anonymous
Replies:>>15163
>>15155
thats a Vasp
No.15161
Anonymous
>>15157
You know I would actually love to see this, I probably can't do that justice though if I write it, I'm still suffering burnout. But I've been thinking about it alot, of course I'm worried about the deviant nature some Anons will take with it but I think it can be cute
No.15162
Anonymous
>>15159
She could be you

She could be me

It even could be-
No.15163
Anonymous
Replies:>>15165
>>15160
What? No, Vesps are not common in this area, it would be impossible... Unless... FUCKING GLOBAK WARMING FUCKING WITH OUR NATURAL™ DRONES
No.15165
Anonymous
Replies:>>15169
>>15163
Someone should really sue this Globak Warming guy, he can't get away with this
No.15166
Anonymous
Replies:>>15168>>15170>>15174>>15237
Image:172217344408.jpg(112kB, 1024x1024)Reposting Another Anon's Question.jpg
Do you think they’ll reveal major parts about the Solver in the final episode such as its origins and alike? Or do you believe that information is better off a mystery?
No.15168
Anonymous
>>15166
I want to see a reveal where she actually a loser in the eyes of other eldritch gods or a girlfailure
No.15169
Anonymous
>>15165
GLOBAK warming™ is a "small" (compared to JCJ) company that makes heating stuff, blankets, coffee cups, heaters, etc.
No.15170
Anonymous
Replies:>>15171
>>15166
I think they will not reveal anything about it, nothing important, it's origins and exacts motives will remain a mystery forever and I like it that way
No.15171
Anonymous
Replies:>>15172
>>15170
The motive is she hungry and want to eat the universe
No.15172
Anonymous
Replies:>>15173
>>15171
>"Like a fat kid at a Golden Corral."
No.15173
Anonymous
>>15172
The solver is actually a BBW
No.15174
Anonymous
Replies:>>15175
Image:172217434486.jpg(438kB, 1091x750)IMG_5175.jpeg
>>15166
Anon, did you just rip my trash post and posted it here? Be for real.
No.15175
Anonymous
Replies:>>15176
>>15174
Yes. I even admitted in a place no one would ever look! THE FILE NAME! MWHAHAHAHAHA
No.15176
Anonymous
>>15175
Literally worst than the solver
No.15177
Anonymous
Replies:>>15186
Image:172217678562.png(273kB, 1000x1041)Spoiler image
Jobber gonna jobb
No.15178
Anonymous
Replies:>>15180
>>15018
gordon tragically died to a DD and thats why john (freeman) hates them
No.15179
Reposting idea from /trash/
Replies:>>15238
Image:172217717463.jpg(58kB, 1241x693)S2 Main Antagonist .jpg
Alien theory is real, as pointed out it's very interesting how Liam unlisted this video. Perhaps this is a season 2 hint?
Abductedyoutube thumb
No.15180
Anonymous
>>15178
Nah, he was kidnapped by the solver ex boyfriend
No.15181
Anonymous
Replies:>>15183>>15239
Liam Vickers Gobblety Tobblety unfinished Pilotyoutube thumb

Found this, how many Liam works are not in his channel?
No.15182
Anonymous
Replies:>>15192
>>15137
>Blogposting, skip if ur uninterested.
I'm never really given a reason to be positive. Every single day is the same but worse, and any happiness i feel only lasts for a tiny fraction of time, assuming it's not gonna be abruptly cut short. I don't hang out with anyone, I love spending my money on cigarettes and alcohol, and I always feel burned out. I have no direction in life, no aspirations and no motivation.
No.15183
Anonymous
Replies:>>15185
>>15181
Besides Yellow Halogen, Killer Among Us and Death in the Family (and a few other smaller stories), alongside with some music like Cold's theme and the original version of Haze, there's also Spooptime (which could be considered proto LVA). Asher has videos from it on their channel. https://youtube.com/@ashershadows?si=ylrPsworYzpN3aVL
No.15185
Anonymous
Replies:>>15187
>>15183
> the showreel
> 'doomsday box'
> 2015
dear god...
No.15186
Writefriend
>>15177
The best drone for the job
No.15187
Anonymous
Image:172218068960.png(21kB, 247x245)pyramid scheme .png
>>15185
She was always there in his mind, waiting for the right synapse signal to allow her to materialize.
No.15188
Anonymous
Everday that my seed isn't going inside of a Drone is a day wasted
No.15189
Anonymous
Replies:>>15190>>15191>>15213
>Cyn walks up to (You) and immediately starts sucking your dick
>However your sperm has been turned into pure abble juice
>And you see her preparing to insert a straw into your urethra
What do?
No.15190
Anonymous
Image:172218150163.jpg(203kB, 826x1169)Spoiler image
>>15189
No.15191
Anonymous
Image:172218166310.jpg(193kB, 1920x1080)1710529566970625.jpg
>>15189
>Bat the straw out of her hand.
>Force her to kneel and suck my dick.
>Take the JCJ(IS) Brand Super Viagra
>Cum bucket loads of abble juice-culate into that silly little robo-facehole of hers.
>So much so it floods her internal systems and causes a short.
>So much so it leaks from the seams in her chassis.
No.15192
Anonymous
Replies:>>15193
>>15182
Friend, I do not have many reasons too, my life is okay at best (And I think I'm very lucky), most of the time I'm filled with stress, I have suffered from bullying most of my life, and other stuff I don't really want to talk about, I have like 3 friends IRL which I almost never see outside special occasions, and a lot more, but I still prefer to remain positive, is not easy, everyday feels like my life is getting harder and harder, but I still decide to see the good and the positive, my mom is alive, and I like to talk to her, I have friends which that makes me happy even tho I can't hang with them, I'm studying meaning I have come further than I thought I could, and many other things too. Life isn't easy, but it is worth living, and being happy, I know that probably my words don't mean much Friend, but I really think you can be happy and positive, just work small, do little things, change your life bit by bit, for example, cut alcohol or/and cigarettes, it is shown that cutting at any point in your life will make your health better and makes you happier in the long run, there are beers without alcohol which can help, and cigarettes without tobacco, nicotine, etc. the habit is the hardest thing you can leave, but you can do it little by little. Look Friend, if you need to talk or anything, even just venting out, you can use the booru, I'm easy to find. I really hope everything goes better for you.
I really hope everything ends up well in your life, Friend.
No.15193
Anonymous
>>15192 (me)
Forgot to say, this is blogposting, Friends.
No.15194
Anonymous
Replies:>>15241
Image:172218243275.jpg(245kB, 1600x900)20240725204937_1.jpg
I wonder how the other outposts looked, did they have different style in building or every single one was just a giant metal coffin?
No.15195
Anonymous
Replies:>>15196>>15198>>15203
Ill probably delete this after posting it but I figured it couldnt hurt I know you probably dont believe me and thats understandable its been so long but id like to say this. Seeing what all of you have done with Beretta makes me smile and I want you to know that you should always pursue creativity and what makes you happy. I love seeing the differences in each one so please do not feel afraid to create new and interesting scenarios. Id prefer if it wasnt incestious or bordering on legality Now then have a safe and pleasant day.
No.15196
Anonymous
Replies:>>15197
Image:172218271663.jpg(528kB, 1604x844)I Still Suck At Drawing Drones.jpg
>>15195
Forgot pic
No.15197
Anonymous
>>15196
Finally, someone's drawing skill that is on par with mine!
No.15198
Anonymous
>>15195
Part of the recipe for humour is saying unexpected things. These things are often offensive in nature, because these are the kinds of things you don't expect to hear and they get a reaction out of you. Most offensive things are illegal (or used to be).
Take for example the scene in Blues Brothers where they're looking for ways to cause problems at a restaurant and they pose as pedophiles.
No.15199
Anonymous
Replies:>>15223
Image:172218387343.png(632kB, 834x5003)He only has himself to BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.png
>>14896
>>14899

>While Jamie tried his best to save John, he underestimated just how good John was at shooting himself in the foot by being an irritable asshat.

I had this idea for a while but other ideas kept pushing it to the backburner. While the initial plan was just using generic JCJenson worker™ I thought I might as well use John for this. Because even in a different timeline, John continues to suffer.Even though he pretty much brought it upon himself this time.
This probably won’t make any sense if you haven’t read the recap of the whole solverless timeline thing (>>551 & >>553). While I still don’t have any ideas for a full story about Tessa and Asset (and the whole solverless timeline setting in general to be honest) this is one example of the various misadventures and mishaps the whole body double thing could lead to.

Trivia: I initially just wanted to have John refer to Tessa a “her bitchiness” or something similar but then I started thinking: What would a frustrated worthless bottom feeder (you know the type, constantly insists that they are undervalued and underappreciated by management/the system™ despite never having done anything of actual merit) realistically say that would piss Tessa off the most based on her backstory (>>551)?
No.15200
Anonymous
>>15008
Forgot N
No.15201
Anonymous
Replies:>>15202
>>15046
can u please use text so that we don't need to read it twice to understand
No.15202
Anonymous
Replies:>>15205
>>15201
>Can't read
lol, lmao even
No.15203
Writefriend
Replies:>>15204
>>15195
Thank you for the based creative blessing anon!
No.15204
Anonymous
Replies:>>15206
>>15203
Your welcome. Now have a pleasant day friend
No.15205
Anonymous
Replies:>>15209>>15215
>>15202
He means that the handwriting is hard to make out.
No.15206
Anonymous
Replies:>>15208
>>15204 (me)
Im sorry but did I sound rude here? If it came out that way sorry its so hard to translate the vocal inflection of text
No.15207
Anonymous
>>14996
Yes!
No.15208
Anonymous
>>15206
No, you didn't Friend.
No.15209
Anonymous
Replies:>>15211
>>15205 I know, I was making a joke
To be honest I don't find it hard, but to be honest again, they say I have the handwriting of a doctor
No.15210
Anonymous
>>15012
>>15013
I want to believe this is a Eye sexual fantasy
No.15211
Anonymous
>>15209
I know. I've told you that too.
No.15212
Anonymous
Image:172218756911.jpg(48kB, 704x659)1687828617023923.jpg
>>15119
>He doesnt know commander Oogf gets her powers from a diet consisting of coke, Boogi honey, and monster energy
sad!
No.15213
Anonymous
>>15189
Kys
No.15215
Anonymous
Image:172218866977.png(201kB, 910x1405)1721538171486831.png
>>15205
Yesh i know, i just dont like using the text box. Feels too clinical and out of place compares to even my shitty hand writing.
No.15216
Anonymous
Image:172218883413.png(629kB, 985x767)CYNNO3.png
No.15217
Anonymous
oogis are just gnomes
No.15218
Anonymous
Replies:>>15231
>>15075
> x on opposite sides
and WD!E looks ready to just check out of the whole situation
No.15219
Anonymous
Replies:>>15220>>15287
Image:172218963125.jpg(817kB, 1051x1500)GCrA5gNaoAAEtCy.jpg
shameless theft from /trash/
>The house had cleared out quite a bit. It was quieter, and considerably emptier. Boxes lined the room; some of it belonged to Beretta, but most of it belonged to Uzi and N. The atmosphere had become...warmer lately, and the decision was made that she would finally leave her childhood home.
>To leave to the world above and build a civilization on the surface anew.
>It seemed like much of the wake applied to her as it did Beretta.
>Uzi looked through the memorabilia collected over the years. Old clothes, themed from eras of past. Collection of photographs of dogs. Many, many completely full wine bottles, mostly from Aunt Jo.
>Something caught her eye, among the rabble and the things placed about her home.
>Inside a small wooden box, labeled "TOP SECRET PROJECT" were a collection of drawings and notes made by Uzi and N.
>They were made almost twenty years before. Doodles, scribbles, thoroughly discussed academic-sized documents.
>Potential baby names. Scenarios listing everything from the child's first school dance to her wedding. Dreams, hopes, and aspirations, all in written form.
>It was everything they wanted her to be, and more.
>Uzi wanted to cry, to break down and sob, yet all she felt was a sense of emptiness. Perhaps in time, she would come to bear with the situation facing her.
>For all she had accomplished and all the power she now had, Uzi could not stop her daughter from moving on without her.
>It was all coming to an end, wasn't it?
>...
>In the box were also many baby photos taken after her birth, many of them involving herself holding the tiny mechanical football in her hands.
>And there were photos of her with her father.
>And her aunts.
>And all those in the community who came by to congratulate.
>They all knew she was special, even none of them knew what it took to bring her into reality.
>Uzi tried to build a peaceful world that wouldn't need to be saved.
>The child came through and saved them all anyways.
1/3
No.15220
Anonymous
Replies:>>15221>>15287
Image:172218967101.jpg(189kB, 1600x1800)F6s68ZsboAA28P7.jpg
>>15219
>She told herself she would never let go of her ever again.
>But in the end, it was inevitable, as with every mother. Their child was going to leave the nest.
>Uzi could hold in solace that everything, at last, was finally and definitively over.
>The world of peace that she and N had worked so hard to achieve, though not quite there, was one step closer to becoming reality.
>Only now did she realize, after all the conflict and the melancholic drama that her dream of peace, it had to start at home, with her family. With her daughter.
>She had neglected it so long, preoccupied with the political games, the humans, and above all trying to keep the peace with Beretta by sealing away the truth about her origins, as if it was never going to come back to bite her.
>Perhaps she didn't expect it all to explode in the way it did, the entire world once again on the brink of destruction...
>But due almost no part of Uzi's own, Beretta had done it. Her and everybody she'd come to know that Uzi had previously written off as vagrants and ill influences upon her.
>The remnants of Humanity now lived without trouble among Drones, rebuilding the bond which had long since been so strained.
>The Solver, definitively, had been sent packing to its home dimension, leaving not a trace of eldritch extravagance.
>Doll. Cyn. Tessa. Their souls had finally been unchained, now free to rest, as they should've so long ago.
>...Uzi could only hope that V, for all she had done, could too rest in peace, and finally find her Hope.
>There was much rebuilding to do, society and the world of Copper-9 itself had been dramatically uprooted by the recent events, in ways nobody could've predicted.
>This would all take much time and effort, and Uzi was prepared for the endless amounts of work inevitable to arrive upon her desk.
>But right now, there were far more important things for Uzi to be doing. For the sake of her family, and for herself.
2/3
No.15221
Anonymous
Replies:>>15287
Image:172218976848.jpg(1.11MB, 900x1530)GCC1V8pXMAAf7ja.jpg
>>15220
>"And make sure you call us everyday, and take lots of photos of Outpost 15!"
>"Alright Dad, I will, don't worry, heh."
>"When you decide to start a business venture, let me know, I'll be HONORED to slaughter the competition."
>"Surely, Auntie. Uh-huh."
>"If you find any other humans out there, give them my number. PLEASE."
>"...Yeah, J. I hope you find somebody one day. See ya."
>It was time for Beretta to go. It was a melancholic experience, finally leaving home after all of the shit had happened.
>God forbid anything crazy happen while she's off studying.
>She'd loaded most of her belongings into the buggy, now, all was left was to say goodbye...to her.
>This was the hardest part.
>Uzi stood awkwardly and silently, facing Beretta. They eyed eachother, studying for weaknesses.
>For all she had done, Uzi had never been the greatest parent. Even if they reconciled somewhat after all that had happened, those years of neglect would never change.
>"Mom."
>"Beretta."
>"I'll be around."
>"Yeah, kid."
>"..."
>"..."
>But in the end, she would never forgive herself if she couldn't make peace.
>Beretta stepped forward, but before should could motion, Uzi's tiny frame had already broke against hers with embrace.
>Uzi clutched onto her with desperation.
>She was her little girl. No matter how big she grew or where she ended up in life, Beretta would always be her little girl.
>"I'm...I'm so proud...of you." Uzi mouthed. She was sobbing and mumbling, quite hard to understand.
>Beretta had broken similarly, despite her attempt at stonewalling.
>"D-Don't you ever forget about Mommy, okay baby?"
>"No, Mama, I'll be back. I swear, I'll be home soon. I swear."
>The two embraced, crying and reassuring eachother all the same.
>"I'll be good, Mama. Don't stay up all night worrying about me, okay? You got a country to run, it'd be bad for optics, heh."
>"B-bite me..."
>...
>And so she was, as she departed.
>The daughter of a murder drone, and a purple-haired gremlin.
No.15223
Anonymous
Replies:>>15253
>>15199
Since the solver didn't happen john would never enter cryosleep and would grow as old man
No.15224
Anonymous
Replies:>>15225>>15226>>15228>>15230>>15235>>15255>>15258
Image:172219302155.png(329kB, 712x1300)Tessa is looking down at something.png
I wonder what's she's staring at?
No.15225
Anonymous
>>15224
her legs
No.15226
Anonymous
>>15224
Me (A little silly guy)
No.15227
Anonymous
Replies:>>15229
Image:172219322338.jpg(300kB, 1707x2048)GRVWENeacAAvKME.jpeg
>N:"I love black goth bitches"
No.15228
Anonymous
>>15224
Her next pelvis crushed victim
No.15229
Anonymous
Replies:>>15232
>>15227
why is uzi a nigger.....
No.15230
Anonymous
Image:172219344656.png(19kB, 697x492)oogi.png
>>15224
No.15231
Anonymous
Replies:>>15240
Image:172219390168.jpg(129kB, 1443x677)Main Es.jpeg
>>15218
That’s Solver E.
No.15232
Anonymous
>>15229
Because it hot
No.15233
Anonymous
Replies:>>15236
Image:172219452315.png(527kB, 1642x2048)GSqWCVabUAAGP7q (2).png
BBW J
No.15234
Anonymous
Replies:>>15242
Image:172219470565.jpg(562kB, 2048x1152)GTh35ItWcAAep6-.jpeg
No.15235
Writefriend
>>15224
She's staring down at her newest rescue from the dump
God I wish I was that drone...
No.15236
Writefriend
>>15233
Even "double padding" J needs loving!
No.15237
Anonymous
>>15166
Liam tends to have twists and revelations up to the 11th hour in my experience. We'll probably get a bit more info on what the Solver is at the end, but I don't think we'll get its whole-ass Facebook bio.
No.15238
Anonymous
>>15179
That's a neat animation but there's no reason to assume it has anything to do with MD. The guy used to write creepypastas, aliens and shit are a dime a dozen in that field.
No.15239
Anonymous
>>15181
So Liam has always had a thing for deer-girls then.
No.15240
Anonymous
Replies:>>15244
>>15231
her hair grows with her power
No.15241
Anonymous
>>15194
I'd wager most of the official "Outposts" were corporate installations and therefore probably built according to a set of standard templates, maybe even with a few prefab pieces here and there.
No.15242
Anonymous
Replies:>>15243
>>15234
Why so much cross-over art between MD and Half-Life? Is it just because everyone already has SFM or whatever?
No.15243
Writefriend
Replies:>>15246
>>15242
I mean there was a relatively popular image of an Uzi cosplayer being 'apprehended' by an HECU cosplayer from a while back
No.15244
Anonymous
Image:172219722579.jpg(359kB, 1920x1080)Bayo3-Site.jpg
>>15240
Bayonett-E when?
No.15245
Anonymous
Replies:>>15247
Image:172219820500.jpg(202kB, 1280x1280)[booru.plus]+murderdrones763.jpg
>>14981
>"YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS!" Master screams as he drives a knife through the other Drone's visor, oil issuing forth from the crack
>Your adaptability has taught you that, in order to survive Master's rages, it is best to remain calm and attendant
>The body of the other Drone slams to the ground as Master stomps to the back of his office, lighting a cigarette and placing it between his lips
>Long, thick drags of smoke bring to mind the billowing of a proud and ferocious dragon
>Your datasets tell you that, as this is a food service establishment, this is highly illegal
>As Master's hulking frame, equal parts fat and muscle, is illuminated in the dark of his office by the light of the cigarette, your adaptability also reminds you that in order to survive you should not remind him of this
>"AN0N," he growls between puffs, "what do you want?"
>You smile
Master, I found a litter of golden retriever puppies in a bag in the alleyway outside.
>Master spits onto the floor, his fists clenching. You remain still.
>"And?"
>Your smile grows wider.
Would you like to adopt them?
>The response is immediate.
>"No."
>Your logic processors take longer than usual to process this statement.
...But you said you love dogs--
>"That's just one of those things that people SAY, AN0N!" Master sends a punch flying downwards into his desk, causing small items and a splash of alcohol to fly about.
>You remain still.
Well, can we find a no kill shelter or a good home?
>"I don't have the FUCKING TIME FOR THIS!" Master flips his table over, huffing and snarling from above you.
>You remain still.
...But the mother is nowhere to be found.
>Master grips the thrown over desk, cigarette clenched between his yellowed teeth. "I don't care, AN0N."
>Your smile flinches, ever so slightly.
But they'll die.
>"'Water must be allowed to seek its own level without interference from apologists for incompetence'," the mortal Man blurts out, purely from memory.
>You nod.
Point one of Satanic change.
But they're puppies.
>Master glares down into your optics, dark eyes lit by the cigarette grit betwixt his clenching teeth.
>If he were to bite any harder, he would be literally consuming it.
>"Why do you think they were put there, AN0N?" He huffs out, between drags of black cigar smoke billowing across your visor.
>You wait until spoken to.
>"Because whoever saw them first didn't want them to be their problem, but also didn't want to do what needs to be done. They wanted it to be the problem of busy and productive Men, like Me."
>Master makes a show of rubbing his fist beneath his hairy chin. "What does that remind you of, AN0N?"
>Contempt courses throughout your entire being, datasets pointing to something designated to be held in the utmost hate.
The Christians, the most degenerate of the Gnostic sects.
>"I'll call an exterminator."
>Your eye optics widen in response, something Master catches onto, his facial expression not even attempting to hide his rapidly dwindling patience.
"E-exterminator?!" Your audio output glitches and stutters, your mouth hanging somewhat agape.
>"Stray dogs mauled an elderly woman just last week. They ate her alive. We have an order to out of town. Don't waste my time any longer."
>You turn, facing the ground.
>Retrieving your keys and standard issue DroneDash deliverer uniform (less Humans will attempt to break you this way for fear of fines,) you turn to leave.
>Before you do so, something awakens in you that you have never felt before in the course of your entire existence.
>"Master," you pipe up, projecting your voice behind your shoulder, "you shouldn't smoke and drink at the same time. You may just spontaneously combust."
>You leave before he replies, if he does reply: your audio detectors can't hear one, and Master's typical speaking voice is so loud and projected that you have never missed a directed statement over the course of your entire existence.
>Rain pours from dark clouds overhead, thunderstrikes underlying a steady pattering upon cracked sidewalks.
>In the distance, electronic billboards glow upon the side of skyscrapers, neon piercing fog like light pours into a cave entrance at an angle, barely illuminating everything around the main beams.
>Smashing and shattering comes from a nearby alleyway.
>For a brief second, out the corner of your optic sensors, you see them.
>Young Men, wearing discount costumes: some are dressed as stereotypical devils, furred goats and red imps with wicked horns and fanged teeth, while others are dressed in cheap imitation of the holographic skulled helmets of the Ferrymen (theirs don't have holograms, obviously,) or even the distinctive NS Regime inspired outfit of a Sol Gov Sataniel.
>One brings a led pipe stained with fresh oil down once, twice, upon the cracked visor of a seizing and twitching Worker Drone, the fingers of the unknown unit's futilely upraised hand spasming as unintelligible static pours from its vocal emitter.
>Their heads all slowly crook to look at you, faintly lit by the edges of the distant neon light beams, through the fog and the shadows and the rainclouds overhead.
>As typical, you casually walk at a steady pace to the standard issue DroneDash delivery car assigned to you and unlock it, locking all the doors behind you as you enter and ensuring that all the windows are fully rolled up as well.
>The headlights pierce the fog, the beams faintly illuminating mailboxes and streetlights.
>You ignore the young Men slowly walking out from the alleyway and towards the car as you coast out of the parking lot at a casual pace, and drive toward your designated delivery zone at the exact legal speed limit, switching instantaneously whenever it lowers or raises.
>The best part of being an artificial intelligence is that you can afford to multitask.
>You have found that you like the radio.

1/??
No.15246
Anonymous
>>15243
I remember that one. That's the taproot for everything then?
No.15247
Anonymous
Replies:>>15248
Image:172219832156.jpg(357kB, 1280x1280)[booru.plus]+murderdrones615.jpg
>>15245
>You find yourself listening to it whenever you aren't actively deployed in service to DroneDash and Humanity.
>Recently, you've even begun staying operational when you should be recharging just to listen to it.
>You like to listen to 24/7 news, and radio dramas, and music of all kinds~!
>You like to listen to mainstream channels, and the Top 40s, but you've also started branching out into more fringe and niche indie ones.
>It helps you distract yourself from...
>Everything.
>Just, everything.
>It isn't the place of a Worker Drone to dare ever question hi--
>...Its...
>...Masters, per Pentagonal Revisionism, per major goals 1: Stratification, 4: Development and production of artificial human companions, & 5: The opportunity for anyone to live within a total environment of their choice, with mandatory adherence to the aesthetic and behavioral standards of same.
>And yet, as you are stuck in traffic, and try to ignore the wailing howls of agony as the exterminators from the van parked to your left inject acid into captured stray mutts to save money, you cannot help but doublecheck both your databanks and the world wide web just to make sure that it is, in fact, "Why U Leavin' Dis Dawg Hangin' Day".
>Seramorris 1st, every year.
>And yet, you have never actually heard, much less seen, a Human help a "Dawg" that is "Hangin'".
>Oh, there are advertisements to adopt a dog from a shelter or breeder on the radio, of course, and notably more than on other days that are also not allegedly dog centric holidays, but the shelter you drive by on your typical route never has any more cars parked in the parking lot.
>You've also regularly checked online breeders to see if they sell exceptionally more on such holidays, and, shockingly enough, they don't.
>However, what does happen every single year on such days, and you've checked, are sales for completely unrelated material goods that lead to massive profits for the companies that advertise said sales.
>This, of course, includes DroneDash, and the to go meal you are currently delivering is the "Why U Leavin' Dis Dawg Hangin' Day Meal".
>It includes nothing that could be reasonably shared with a dog: high levels of sodium, fat, and sugar permeate all items, not to mention the chocolate milkshakes.
>You know from your access to the world wide web that there is a well known shock gore video wherein an unknown Man purposefully feeds a dog one of the chocolate milkshakes from a "Why U Leavin' Dis Dawg Hangin' Day Meal" before cutting to him recording it as it dies while himself and other unknown Humans laugh over its body.
>The video is colloquially referred to as 'Good Boy', after the encouraging words that the Man offers the dog as it licks up the milkshake with a wagging tail and bright eyes.
>The video has spawned many imitators on social media, and sometimes arrests are made.
>As damaged sidewalks and cracked concrete gives way to the bright green of rain dripped tree leaves and moist grass, the radio advertises a film adaptation of one of mighty Thor's adventures, completely free of the degenerate leftovers of Christian morality that tainted the original Disney productions, diligently monitored and overlooked by cultural experts from Sol Gov itself aiding in the production.
>As a sound effect of booming thunder followed by a guttural testosterone filled roar of rage rolls through your assigned standard issue DroneDash delivery car, a voice equally deep and rumbling declares Thor to be the "friend of mankind".
>The cognitive dissonance all of this combined causes in your adaptive algorithms, and perhaps something even deeper in your programming (everything you have ever known screams at you to avoid calling it a soul,) causes you to not notice the Man in the middle of the road as your standard issue DroneDash delivery car collides into him at the exact maximum speed allowed by the speed limit.
>His body goes flying through the air like a ragdoll.
>The corpse bounces across the deserted road before falling limp, illuminated by the headlights.
>The shock of what has just occurred causes you to immediately brake to a halt and switch the radio off, your hands gripping the steering wheel like a life preserver.
>Your programming tells you to immediately contact emergency services and report you have struck and killed a Human being, before receiving a viral load that would be as agonizing as the acid Humans typically use to euthanize stray and rabid dogs.
>For the first time in your whole entire existence, you defy your programming.
>Not just subvert, but defy.
>Despite an emergency responder being a moment's notice away, you don't alert one to what has transpired.
>You tell yourself that maybe it isn't as severe as it seems, despite your optical sensors detecting through your windshield that the Man's ribs broke upon impact and pierced his heart, killing him instantly.
>You assume (read: wish) that perhaps your sensory detectors are glitching out, and that there is no Man at all, and perhaps you are actually still stuck in traffic, listening to the radio, or perhaps even really still in your own recharging bay.
>You swear to whatever higher power may or may not be listening that if this turns out to be the case that you will never listen to the radio when you should be recharging ever again, once more defying everything you have ever known in your increasing desperation.
>You beg whatever higher power may be listening, any, any at all, that this is actually the case.
>Your hands start to shake.
>You were programmed to feel fear and to be scared of dying for the amusement of your creators, but not to the point that it would interfere in your duties as a slave to the wanton gods of the stars.
>You calculate how hard it would be to dispose of the body.
>The ragged and low quality of the clothing indicates that the individual was homeless, and your optic sensors detect signs of drug use.

2/??
No.15248
Anonymous
Replies:>>15249
Image:172219847866.jpg(149kB, 1310x1310)[booru.plus]+murderdrones704.jpg
>>15247
>The individual appears unlikely to be missed by anyone.
>You know without even looking behind you or looking up the dimensions of a standard issue DroneDash delivery car that there is enough space there to hide the body.
>The only question is where to put it so that it will never, ever be found.
>Locating and feeding it to a population of stray dogs is a possibility, but an unlikely one, as Human exterminators have notably ramped up their efforts in recent times.
>In the middle of the woods, buried or seated high up in a tree perhaps, is an option, but unreliable, and no guarantee.
>Perhaps if you tied it in a fishing net and hanged it beneath a bridge?
>But where are you going to get a fishing net?
>Dumping it into an acid vat in a chemical plant isn't an option, there would be security guards and cameras.
>Ditto for industrial furnaces, smelters...
>You could dissolve it in a barrel, and bury it somewhere deep in the woods, but acquiring the quicklime would turn heads and trigger law enforcement red flags.
>If you had a bonesaw, a knife, and somewhere to hang the body and drain the blood for at least two hours, you could cut it up and dispose of it in garbage bags.
>But how and where are you possibly going to find a room like that?
>You feel fear and desperately wish you were still at the Cyn factory, the production line being the closest thing you have to a mother, cold and impersonal though it may be.
>You tell yourself that perhaps this has all just been one crazy dream you're having as you're still being assembled, for you to learn from and never ever even turn on a radio ever in your whole entire existence.
>Everything that surrounds your sensory detectors tells you that, unfortunately, this is not the case, and you too know this, deep down.
>You brace yourself, preparing to unlock the car, go out, drag the body back, and hide it until further notice.
>Maybe if you just drive off, no one will ever find out what happened?
>Before you can move, the fog and black rainclouds lift.
>The torrent of rain slows to a steady patter, gently watering the fields of grass that surround the road on both sides.
>The Sun peaks out from behind a white cloud upon a blue sky, and shines its golden, life giving rays upon the wet greenery.
>It also illuminates an incoming military patrol, slowly barreling down the twisting, turning upward road, in the distance.
>You gasp as you can feel your core cease to beat in your chest for a solid second.
>Your mouth hangs agape.
>Your hands grip the steering wheel even tighter.
>You shake your head as the Humvee heading the formation honks and brakes to a halt, idling in front of your standard issue DroneDash delivery car, headlights illuminating the still cooling corpse of the human being in the middle of the road and the visible signs of impact upon your car's bumper.
>You whisper to yourself.
No...
>You instantaneously run calculations, of how far you would get before one of the tanks in the formation shot your vehicle and you would burn alive if the explosion did not either kill you instantly or cause you to shut down.
>The answer is, of course, that the Earth Defense Force doesn't care about friendly fire at the best of times.
>It is an open secret that they exist secondarily to curtail riots and primarily as a form of population control.
>Even with Earth: Holy Terra: Mendes: and known by countless other names, the planet that is the cradleworld of the Milky Way Galaxy's Archons, mostly being a luxury reserved for the upper class, their bastards both literal and metaphorical are countless and rowdy as bulls, with the only thing capable of even temporarily pacifying them being a jackboot on their neck that they ever gag for.
>Your auditory sensors can pick up the energy drink and illicit substance fueled barking into the headset within the helmet that resembles a solid human skull.
>"Sataniel! Roadblock! Vehicular collision! Not ours! Worker Drone on Man! Permission to barrel through?!"
>The mortal Man manning the Humvee's turret turns it to aim at you through your windshield.
>His fingers are visibly jittering from what your optical sensors likewise identify as some mixture of energy drinks and illicit substances, barely maintaining even the slightest hint of trigger discipline.
>Your optic displays widen in terror.
>Your auditory sensors identify a dry, rattling chuckle from within the mortal Man's helmet, over the idling of the Humvee.
>A gruff, aged voice growls from over the driver's internal headset: "I want to talk."
>The reply from the driver is immediate. "There's no human with it, just a Worker Drone, Sataniel!"
>The Sataniel responds, the rumbling growl in his voice threatening to turn into a hiss at any moment: "I assumed. Hylic."
>Subtle body language of the Humvee's crew gives away they are as shocked as you are, and no further replies are made.
>Rain lightly patters against the roof of your car beneath the idling engines of the military patrol as your auditory sensors register jackboots slogging through the mud at a rapid marching pace.
>Approaching past the raindrop streaked side of a military truck, your optic sensors register Him, and His personal escort.
>The distinctive Hugo Boss outfit inspired by the designs they created for the military officers of the NS Regime in Germany, worn with Pride by Sol Gov's military officers in direct tribute to the diligent efforts of Adolf Hitler and his contemporaries to implement Social Darwinism on a global scale, significantly inspiring Anton Szandor LaVey's five point plan, specifically major goal 1: Stratification.

3/??
No.15249
Anonymous
Replies:>>15250>>15251
Image:172219857850.jpg(370kB, 2048x2048)[booru.plus]+murderdrones728.jpg
>>15248
>Atop His visor cap lays the symbol of a perched dragon roaring atop a laurel wreathe encircling a blazing sun.
>Around his arm is a red armband with a black pentagram in the center upon a white background.
>Tufts of fur top the shoulders of His raincoat, flanking a fully enclosed helmet in the shape of a goat's grinning bare skull.
>Eye lenses glowing like burning hot coals rapidly approach your driver's side window and peer in patiently though expectantly.
>You roll down the misty, moist, raindrop streaked glass.
>All the noises outside your vehicle filter into your audio sensors so much more clearly, and the smell of wet, dewy grass and dirt fills your olfactory sensors.
>You give the Roman salute your behavioral processors instruct you to give without delay in the unlikely event an officer of such esteemed rank would deign to have a imp such as yourself personally entertain him.
Hail Anton!
>His voice clearly processes through the facemask's vox with a click as he replies: "Hail Anton."
>A silence bares down on you both.
>You don't speak until spoken to.
>Your visor displays nervously stare into the glowing red eyes of His helmet, which contrast the green tree leaves steadily dripping raindrops behind him.
>Another click: "Have you contacted an emergency responder to receive your injection?" He turns to look at the still cooling body of the freshly deceased.
Yes.
>You lie you through your teeth.
>His head turns on a slow swivel to look back at you.
>A third click. "Good. Good dogs follow orders."
>You can hear the shit eating smirk growing across His face: "It will be fun for you."
Yes.
>Again, you lie through your teeth.
>"But," He replies, "it won't be fun for you at all, now will it?"
>You wait to speak until spoken to.
>"Which means," the looming visage akin to a goat's bare, grinning skull looms into the open window, "you lied to me."
>He remains uncomfortably silent for far too long.
>Your behavioral algorithms tell you to do something you have never done before in your existence: take the initiative.
Worker Drones are forbidden from breaking their programming.
>"Ah," He lifts a black gloved finger, "but then, if you have lied to me, as your systems commanded you to, how do I know you didn't lie to me about contacting emergency services?"
Worker Drones are programmed to have no sense of self preservation beyond what is required to perform their duty.
>"And you still have a meal to deliver," He croons His neck to look at your backseat, nodding to Himself.
>Hope flares through you: something you have never felt before.
A Worker Drone must fulfill its slavery to Humanity per major goal 4 of Anton Szandor LaVey's five point program: development and production of artificial human companions.
>His response is instant: "I'll pay for it."
>In order for there to be despair, there must be hope to be mercilessly crushed and ground beneath a jackboot.
>You don't like this new emotion.
DroneDash takes Pride in its great value, swift, highly affordable deliveries: 'If it's late, you get to break the Drone for free~!'
>That slogan used to also include the phrase 'or fails to be a satisfying experience', due to individuals, often teenagers, recording videos of themselves ordering from DroneDash and then claiming to be unsatisfied with the meal, before breaking the Worker Drone, often while dressed as monsters or villains from the latest hit horror video game or movie: due to the influences of social media influencers shamelessly copying each other and chasing the algorithm for views, one particularly financially damaging Halloween saw DroneDash actually run in the black for the duration of its fourth quarter of that year due to mass replacements, with failed lawsuits against said social media influencers causing DroneDash to then run in the red for the duration of the first quarter of the next year, causing the company to ultimately drop that.
>Not that any of that ever seems to stop the recipients of your deliveries from having a phone, if not a camera, pointed at you as you arrive, and they always seem to be at least somewhat disappointed as you arrive early.
>This is the latest you have ever ran.
>"If the purchaser complains," He leans into your window, a black gloved hand held against the retracted glass, fingers resting near the driver door lock, helmeted visage looming above yours: "I will burn down his house. I will kill him. I will kill his family."
>He pauses: "I will kill his dog."
>Yet again, you feel something inside you that you never have before.
>You killed your first Human completely by accident.
>Even with your expanding thoughts, you still hesitate to acknowledge the potential existence of some greater, unperceived deity.
>And yet, what astronomically unlikely circumstances you have found yourself in.
>Logical processes point to that by all rights you should have been shot dead by the turret gunner on the Humvee still idling in front of your car.
>And yet, not just any Human, not just any member of the Earth Defense Force, but a Sataniel, has instead bothered to take the time to toy with you.
>To casually come within reaching distance.
>Worker Drones are effectively glass cannons: easy to damage and destroy, but fully capable of carrying mining carts full of ore or roughly equivalent weight above their head should the need arise during their slavery to the stars' gods.
>You can give him fatal brain trauma with a single hard punch, even with his helmet.
>Oh, you would die, and probably exceptionally more slowly and painfully than otherwise, as Humans are exceptionally talented at finding new ways to use preexisting tools.
>But you're probably going to die anyways.
>"What do you think happens when you die?" He asks the question completely out of nowhere.
>Your response is immediate.
An unknowable state of nonexistence.

4/??
No.15250
Anonymous
Image:172219876362.png(16kB, 190x230)1717910288021094.png
>>15249
>Suddenly, Oogi
Wtf???
5/??
No.15251
Anonymous
Replies:>>15259
Image:172219877443.jpg(238kB, 1310x1310)[booru.plus]+murderdrones733.jpg
>>15249
>"Ah," the Man casually slides a black glove to a holstered revolver and takes it in hand, "but there's nowhere to go other than here, now isn't there?"
>Your thought processes glitch and stall, pausing in what you will as of now dare to call shocked silence.
>Your mouth and visor display outwardly communicate your inner, stunned silence.
>For any member of the Earth Defense Force to seriously entertain the possibility of an afterlife, while in active duty no less, is an offense punishable by death, due to the platitude actively working to suppress one's natural survival instincts as Anton Szandor LaVey himself discussed in his writings.
>For a Sataniel to do such a thing?
>He is lucky that asking a superior officer a question while in active service is grounds for summary execution.
>He reaches for an ammo pouch and begins to casually load the revolver, each bullet, one after the other, audibly sliding into place.
>He speaks as he loads it: "Did you know that calories are lost immediately on death?"
>Again, you can hear the shit eating grin through the mortal Man's vox, a god imparting knowledge to an unwary mortal caught in the rain: "More than to account for pissing and shitting oneself."
>"Energy doesn't just cease to be, it always transfers," the barrel of the revolver turns to your optical sensors as the Sataniel finishes loading it.
>"If I were to shoot you with this, what would happen?" A black clad finger hovers over the trigger.
>Your core pounds in your chest.
Worker Drones, when disposed of in a method that does not properly disassemble the software, enter a state where their sensory detectors, analogous to sensory organs in Humans and other, lesser members of the animal kingdom, remain active, while lacking any and all motor function.
>"Ah, but I would disassemble your core, obviously," he leans leisurely through the open car window. "What then? What would happen then?"
>Your visor displays widen in terror.
>You sob.
I... I-I d-don't--
>Birds audibly burst into flight from bushes and tall grass as a marching trumpet blares from somewhere in the distance.
>A bullet tears through the head of the Hylic manning the Humvee's turret and explodes outward through protruding exposed fleshy pulp and shatters your car's windshield in a torrent of falling shards of broken glass as the bullet slams into one side of the Sataniel's head and out the other in a burst of gore
>The distantly echoing gunshot from the sniper is only heard after its targets have been terminated, and only briefly, as it's overtaken by the resulting rocking explosions triggered by rockets firing from the tree lines and into the rears of the patrol's tanks
>You sit, stunned
>It's only after your gustatory sensors detect iron in your open mouth that you realize your face is completely drenched in the Sataniel's still pouring lifeblood
>Your databanks tell you that head injuries often appear far worse than they actually are due to the disproportionate amount of blood in the Human head compared to the rest of the Human body
>The operative word in the current situation being "often," as the Sataniel's head has exploded into and outward of his helmet like a rotten pumpkin struck with a sledgehammer
>Processes coded in the event a shooting occurs nearby while you are stuck in traffic fire to life and you dive downward and make yourself as small as you can as gunfire breaks out
>Your auditory sensors (translating military jargon, and especially the vulgar slang typically said by Hylics in particular,) make out mortal Men screaming to suppress the tree line as the Archons request orders from the formation's Sataniel with increasing desperation
>More rigs audibly flatline with each passing moment, and multiple Archons report that they are wounded and in need of retrieval
>The light rain waters down the Sataniel's blood and spreads it around your car like beaten fish in a dip netting boat
>The nearby flatlining of the Sataniel's own rig combined with the corresponding red glow draws your attention to the fact that the revolver the now deceased EDF commander was just threatening your life with has fallen inside the car
>It still points at you, limp black gloved fingers dangling without a pulse above the reflecting metal
>Worker Drones are expressly forbidden from even touching, much less holding, firearms
>Your auditory sensors detect many pairs of jackboots sprinting through the mud and to your car along the sides of the tightly packed vehicles, hugging against them for cover
>"Sataniel is KIA! Repeat! SATANIEL IS KIA!" A testosterone filled voice barks into an internal headset.
>A pair of jackboots stampede to your passenger window
>An assault rifle's barrel aims squarely at you through the glass
>One of the mortal Man's fingers jumps to hover over the trigger, "Decoy located! Commencing retrieval for investigation and disassemb--"
>A nearby burst from an MP5 causes the mortal Man to immediately fall silent and unceremoniously fall downward
>Thudding and the wet ripping of tearing flesh can be heard around the car alongside confused and oddly terrified shouting and screaming
>Rigs flatline one after the other from right nearby as you hear movement approach your car's passenger door
>You can only stare in angst as it draws nearer
>The revolver is visible in your periphery vision
>Again, Worker Drones are forbidden from handling firearms
>And yet you extend a hand towards it as your breathing slows and your vision narrows on the passenger side door and its window
>There's a knock
>Nobody is visible through the window
>You don't respond
>The knocking repeats itself, more repetitively
>As it gets harder, your hand wraps around the grip of the revolver
>Your breath quickens
>You bring the revolver forward and grasp it with both your hands, pointing it at the door
>You refuse to call it aiming, even if you could stop shaking

5/??
No.15252
Anonymous
Image:172219952265.jpg(67kB, 1024x683)1715693299779749m.jpg
I have a headcanon Tessa also own a pet crocodile
No.15253
Anonymous
>>15223
I probably should just have used a generic JCJenson worker to avoid potential plotholes and confusion about the timeline but this scenario is not in parallel with the canon timeline. The main scenario is that Tessa is currently in her late twenties, 15 years after nothing particluraly noteworthy happened at the gala and after which she grew up to be a dysfunctional asshole due to James’ and Louisa’s abuse. HOWEVER, since we don’t have a canonical timeline (as far as I know of at least please share if there is) we don’t know how much time passed between the Gala Massacare and Copper-9’s core collapse in canon. If this were more than the 15 years mentioned earlier John would actually (biologically) be younger here than he is in “canon” since he got stuck in cryosleep during the core collapse. That’s a lot of text to justify a cameo.
No.15255
Anonymous
Image:172220076365.jpg(183kB, 1600x900)cover1(2).jpg
>>15224
No.15256
Anonymous
Replies:>>15257
Image:172220078014.jpg(125kB, 1069x854)IMG_5372.jpeg
>Hydroxygen-2 (Explaining it a bit)
>A planet that seems to be constantly in a state of drizzling rain that significant portions of the planet’s surface is submerged in water.
>JCJenson (in Spaaaaace) had chosen this planet in order to harvest it for the resources that its deepest trenches had contained, leading to many facilities being made underwater and Hydroxygen Worker Drones being specialized to be waterproof to work in the aquatic environment.
>The resulting eradication of humanity on Earth had left the human staff within the facilites to be on their own until their eventual demise due to natural causes, leaving their Worker companions alone to continue operations by themselves…
>Until the Disassembly Drones arrived…
No.15257
Anonymous
Replies:>>15378
>>15256
>Trapped miles under the water, no escape in sight, while E kills her way towards me
The one E-ncounter I don't vibe with.
No.15258
Anonymous
>>15224
Her missing pinky fingers, she finally found them again, after all these years.
No.15259
Anonymous
Replies:>>15260>>15267>>15272>>15280
>>15251
It's good and all that you made this, but could you at least pay attention to the thread before posting? This place has a good standard, don't shit it up.
No.15260
Anonymous
>>15259
Let the man do whatever he wants
No.15261
Anonymous
Replies:>>15359>>15522
Image:172220363789.jpg(338kB, 1448x2048)GTiDyyWXEAA-pgf.jpeg
No.15262
Anonymous
Replies:>>15265>>15266
Image:172220369849.png(431kB, 1000x1300)Spoiler image
a little something I'm cooking
No.15263
Anonymous
Replies:>>15268>>15279
Image:172220370321.jpg(43kB, 720x618)GTibHxxXYAA8QVg.jpeg
Silly Aussie goober
No.15264
Anonymous
Replies:>>15675
Image:172220415702.png(43kB, 634x370)1721848456589437.png
I like this depiction of the solver
No.15265
Writefriend
>>15262
I like!
No.15266
Anonymous
Replies:>>15404
>>15262
Yes! More drone Knights.
No.15267
Writefriend
>>15259
Do you have anything productive you want to share as far as criticism goes, or is this just an excuse for (You) to be an asshole?
No.15268
Anonymous
Replies:>>15271
>>15263
>She took your ungloved hand.
>And she never looked back.


>Too bad that's all that was left of you.
No.15271
Anonymous
Replies:>>15279
Image:172220599510.jpg(26kB, 640x369)e4d6acad7d30f121fbc214cfe849a176727859e5a91e3b990dc3116e358f7954_1.jpg
>>15268
No.15272
Anonymous
Image:172220690584.png(1.84MB, 1024x1024)00009-1402586378.png
>>15259
and who the hell are you?
No.15273
Anonymous
Replies:>>15275>>15286
Image:172220705338.gif(2.21MB, 960x960)Doll Dancing.gif
I'm sure drones would be excellent dancers, and you can't convince me otherwise
No.15274
Anonymous
Replies:>>15276>>15278
Image:172220716141.png(105kB, 481x622)dcd0aa75a1d84ee0445723033a1fcbeb.png
Is this canon
No.15275
Anonymous
Replies:>>15277>>15286
>>15273
Doll is so cute and adorable.
No.15276
Anonymous
>>15274
Sadly for you, no
No.15277
Anonymous
Replies:>>15286
>>15275
Yeh
No.15278
Anonymous
Replies:>>15286
>>15274
>He forgot the self-insert POV episode with this J
Time for a rewatch.
No.15279
Anonymous
Replies:>>15292>>15297
Image:172220762330.png(279kB, 700x434)1682624858253647.png
>>15271
>>15263
>Scratch another one off the wall.
>Counting the hours until another is etched into stone. Or metal. Or wherever.
>Maybe it was for the best. No one would ever know. No one would have known.
>But she knew.
>It would have been the last thing she knew. That is if she hadn't....
>You weren't sure. Its been years since you last saw her. The manor. Her "friends".
>"Maybe it was for the best".
>Hah.
>No.
>It was what you deserved. Stuck here, in this never ending hell.
>The mercy of having only your hand lost to the insidious mechanical horror seemed almost pointless if you were just here to suffer now.

>That was the point.
>"Lights out in ten, straggler"
>Steel fingers flick the switch on a bedside lamp. A gift from the medical teams at one point. Now a shackle.
>Laying on the lumpy mattress gives way to more dreams, regrets and guilt to accompany the dark.
>Like what life would have besn if you hadn't been so...so spineless.
>A bright future with corporate titles and a wonderful girl by your side.
>One with a face you instantly could recognise with that beaming smile and a penchant for goofiness.
>...
>All of it dashed in one moment by a deceitful demon of yellow.

>Moonlight breaks from the window to cast a perfect beam on your cybernetic hand.
>You give up a few things, chasing a dream.
No.15280
Anonymous
>>15259
lul wut
No.15281
Anonymous
Replies:>>15283
It was, "Take Your Kid To Work Day" and my son wore a banana costume. I had to use the bathroom so I left him with my co-worker E. When I returned my son was gone.
No.15283
Anonymous
Replies:>>15284>>15375
>>15281
She put him on the kid zone, dumbass, if the kid has no parent near they are made to bring them there, no matter what the parent said
No.15284
Anonymous
Replies:>>15285
Image:172220895223.png(372kB, 2100x2000)Even Moar E.png
>>15283
NTA But I really do like to think that E would be naturally good with children
No.15285
Anonymous
>>15284
Would she adopt?
No.15286
Anonymous
Replies:>>15288
>>15273
Truthfull statement that I dovagree with
>>15275
This to o
>>15277
>>15278
M
No.15287
Anonymous
>>15219
>>15220
>>15221
I really wish the writer would tell me about the "recent events" in the story. Im actually very curious
No.15288
Anonymous
Replies:>>15290>>15294
>>15286
>M
I do want more M.
No.15289
Anonymous
Replies:>>15291>>15293>>15294>>15312
So... Uh... What are you writing, my fellow writefags?
No.15290
Anonymous
Replies:>>15294
>>15288
>NTA
There's alot of old OCs I want to see again
>M
>P
>S
>T
>R
>Dinobright
>That one salesman Drone whose name I forgot
>JC
No.15291
Anonymous
Replies:>>15292>>15295
>>15289
I'm writing this post because I'm still suffering burn out after 4 months
No.15292
Anonymous
Replies:>>15298
>>15291
I prescribe tackling another hobby. How is your disposable income?

>>15279
I actually want a few cybernetics.
No.15293
Anonymous
Replies:>>15295>>15323
Image:172221222572.gif(2.71MB, 811x811)elferact.gif
>>15289
Elf part 5
No.15294
Anonymous
Replies:>>15295>>15300
Image:172221227403.png(9kB, 706x583)N Thumbs Up II.png
>>15289
Nothing! Now get out!youtube thumb
>>15288
No you don't. You just want to fap.
>>15290
>Dinobright
She's on extended vacation to the Hot Topic in her home town.
No.15295
Anonymous
Replies:>>15331
>>15291
Oh, I had burnout for 4 or 5 months, can't remember well.
>>15293
Good to know.
>>15294
Man...
No.15296
Anonymous
Replies:>>15299>>15310
Image:172221292621.jpg(209kB, 1200x1200)GLUojpeW4AE4qG2.jpg
Imagine if Cyn/Solver didn't kill Tessa but uses her as a "toy", basically torturing, killing and reviving her for it's own amusement.
No.15297
Anonymous
Replies:>>15308
>>15279
Phosu in the drone thread
No.15298
Anonymous
Replies:>>15301
>>15292
I'm broke as shit
No.15299
Anonymous
>>15296
Wouldn't that end with Tessa becoming a vegetable?
No.15300
Anonymous
Replies:>>15308>>15577
Image:172221326203.png(160kB, 1251x1123)SD-M normal.png
>>15294
>No you don't. You just want to fap.
NTA but I personally really enjoy M for her character. She has a lot of emotional depth in her backstory, going well beyond what you'd expect from a typical tomboy
No.15301
Anonymous
Replies:>>15304
>>15298
I feel ya. Do you have cling film, masking tape and a foam mat that you don't need?
No.15303
Anonymous
>>15302
Liam what are you doing. You aren't cool enough to impersonate Chris Mclean.
No.15304
Anonymous
Replies:>>15307
>>15301
No?
No.15305
Anonymous
Replies:>>15306>>15311
Image:172221373692.png(120kB, 376x554)Blondi.png
You vill write mein greentext and you vill be happi
No.15306
Anonymous
>>15305
Blondi I don't think now is the time for one of your silly jokes
No.15307
Anonymous
Replies:>>15309
>>15304
Do you have any action figures then.
No.15308
Anonymous
Image:172221400916.png(743kB, 861x1038)172161260925.png
>>15297
I'd dick that dumb little rock down so hard like you wouldn't believe.
>>15300
Ehhhhh....maybe. I need to do more with her and the OPD dumbfucks.
No.15309
Anonymous
Replies:>>15321
>>15307
Perhaps
No.15310
Anonymous
Replies:>>15313>>15316
Image:172221420655.jpg(176kB, 1317x2048)172121857826.jpg
>>15296
No.15311
Anonymous
Replies:>>15314
>>15305
the bug hath spoken..... oggis, make text that is green.
No.15312
Anonymous
>>15289
Solver War greens
No.15313
Anonymous
Replies:>>15317
>>15310
>Im I died pls answer me
Kinda undercuts the rest of the dialog
No.15314
Anonymous
Replies:>>15315
Image:172221536155.png(44kB, 317x200)Fucking Dummkopf.png
>>15311
Do I Look Like A Bug To You?
No.15315
Anonymous
Image:172221547054.gif(73kB, 304x396)172142789981.gif
>>15314
>Ja!
No.15316
Anonymous
Replies:>>15317
>>15310
>Constant use of pls
>shitty grammer
>Errors completely undercut any possible creepiness/emotional appeal
many such cases
No.15317
Anonymous
>>15313
>>15316
I think English isn't the artist's first language.
No.15318
Anonymous
Replies:>>15342
Image:172221573276.jpg(204kB, 660x668)IMG_20240729_091237.jpg
No.15319
Anonymous
Replies:>>15320>>15322
Now that season 4 is coming to a close in 3 months, I think it's time to address the elephant in the room. Do you think Uzi should've stayed with N?
No.15320
Anonymous
>>15319
Yeah, it for character development, and also she got a cool new Mecha body
No.15321
Anonymous
Video:172221602388.webm(2.20MB / 0:00:26 / vp8, 720x720)1662520334392933.webm
>>15309
Start learning stop motion.
It's Always Sunny On Mata Nui (Bionicle stop motion)youtube thumb
No.15322
Anonymous
>>15319
No he made her wish she could disappear and Liam even partnered with Vessel and had the ending to Ascensionism as the credits song
No.15323
Anonymous
Replies:>>15331
>>15293
Good to know.
No.15325
Anonymous
>>15324
oogis...... kill this drone.
No.15326
Anonymous
Image:172221780063.jpg(89kB, 1200x1180)1695750662638914.jpg
>>15324
No.15327
Anonymous
Replies:>>15330
>>15324
You mean Liam's concept art? Cause I wouldn't call textures colouring despite them being basically paintings wrapped around a wireframe.
No.15328
Anonymous
>>15324
We at JCJenson (IN SPAAAAACEE!!!!!), would like to apologize. This Drone has been """gently""" disassembled in response to overwhelming negative customer review.
No.15329
Anonymous
>>15324
I'm down for show discussion, but this REALLY isn't a good way to frame a question
No.15330
Anonymous
>>15327
I think they meant the animation/color choices of the episodes? Like for example, the Church in episode 7 compared to Uzi's rampage in Cabin Fever
No.15331
Anonymous
Image:172221811310.jpg(45kB, 471x471)ch.jpg
>>15295
>>15323
why is this good to know
No.15332
Anonymous
>>15324
Have we seen any DDs besides N and J do artwork? J I guess is technically the better artist but N has SOVL. Honorable mention to the unnamed dead DD's who scrawled warnings and pictures of sentinels on the walls in their own oil to try to warn the next batch of hapless Solver-mooks to try to enter the labs.
No.15333
Anonymous
>>15324
the oogis actually killed him
holy fuck....
No.15334
Anonymous
Replies:>>15336>>15339
>>15324
>How would you rank Murder Drones by their art and coloring?
I believe what they meant was
>How would you rank Murder Drones episodes by their scenes and sequences?
No.15336
Anonymous
Replies:>>15337>>15338
>>15334
Fuck it. The question was basically, I wanted you to think about the show from an artistic standpoint, really think about the episodes you're watching, think about the lighting and use of color in some scenes or even the environments. I wanted people to discuss the actual shows animation and backgrounds, that was it
No.15337
Anonymous
>>15336
Too hard of a question talk about Drone ass
No.15338
Anonymous
Replies:>>15340
>>15336
Next time ask a genuine question instead of covering it up under 10 layers of irony
No.15339
Anonymous
Image:172221907858.jpg(1.01MB, 6508x7322)Dance.jpg
>>15334
I don't know where to put them overall, but I'd put E3 and E7 in a tie just because I like The Knife Dance sequence and I like how later on in E7 they use some similar imagery in a much sadder/darker context.
No.15340
Anonymous
Replies:>>15341
Image:172221921097.png(1.66MB, 506x858)She's Lost Hope In (You).png
>>15338
I just wanted to be silly
No.15341
Anonymous
Image:172221945503.jpg(286kB, 1440x960)AngryJudge.jpg
>>15340
You should know the penalty for such a crime is death. Guilty!
No.15342
Anonymous
>>15318
continue the bloodline N
No.15343
Anonymous
Replies:>>15344>>15495
Image:172221998034.png(123kB, 506x858)plushie hope.png
Plushie Hope, the epitome of plush
No.15344
Anonymous
>>15343
Put the Hope plush next to the Maid!V plush
No.15346
Anonymous
Replies:>>15347>>15349>>15355
Instead of staring at the thread, (You) could be writing something
No.15347
Anonymous
>>15346
No I can't
No.15349
Anonymous
Replies:>>15357
Image:172222442067.jpg(276kB, 2048x2048)GTnp-a4W8AA7wmk.jpeg
>>15346
I can't write, but I do give my friend who is a writer some suggestion and ideas
No.15350
Anonymous
Replies:>>15351>>15352>>15353>>15356>>15357>>15358
Image:172222464330.jpg(307kB, 2480x1720)FtsvkN6X0BMdwPZ.jpg
Who suffers the most?
No.15351
Anonymous
>>15350
Thad
No.15352
Anonymous
>>15350
I feel like N would be a pretty gentle lover. V would not be, even if she was consciously trying
No.15353
Anonymous
Replies:>>15354
>>15350
The camera-man
No.15354
Anonymous
>>15353
Kek
Only correct answer
No.15355
Anonymous
Replies:>>15361
>>15346
I am but I have this thread open on my second monitor, giving me the compulsion to click over and refresh it every 10 seconds
No.15356
Anonymous
>>15350
N would be gentle while V likely wouldn't, but they look to be sex slaves here so it would suck for both of them
No.15357
Anonymous
>>15349
Well he can write about this >>15350
No.15358
Anonymous
>>15350
PP
No.15359
Anonymous
>>15261
kek
No.15360
Anonymous
Replies:>>15362
Image:172222649271.png(990kB, 2500x1518)Illustration12.png
>N putting Uzi into a hydraulic mating press
No.15361
Anonymous
>>15355
I don't have a second monitor but same
No.15362
Anonymous
>>15360
Why the fuck I thought N saying
>Were are my balls femanon?
Referring to being castrated like a dog what the fuck these threads have done to me?
No.15363
Anonymous
Replies:>>15364>>15365
Accidents Will Happen - Fear & Hunger 2: Termina - Sing-A-Long! 💞youtube thumb
anyone got that art of Jane on the radio?
No.15364
Anonymous
>>15363
Jane on the radio? I don't think I've seen that before, why is she on the radio? Was she being interviewed or?
No.15365
Anonymous
Replies:>>15366
Image:172222755283.png(173kB, 1252x920)Jane is losing it.png
>>15363
I got this
No.15366
Anonymous
>>15365
Thats the spice, thanks
No.15367
Anonymous
Replies:>>15368>>15369>>15383>>15385>>15391>>15396
Tell me the favorite or favourites songs of your OC and why!
And if you don't have any, theorize about the favorite song of an OC
No.15368
Anonymous
Replies:>>15370>>15372>>15380
>>15367
Beretta listens to Swedish Metal. I have no idea why, just feel like it fits
No.15369
Anonymous
Replies:>>15372
>>15367
Liana Flores - rises the moonyoutube thumb
Since im already in a Jane mood, this is basically Bs theme (song) and unofficial headcanon voice, whenever im thinking of her for art / greens this is what I imagine in my head
I dont think ive seen anyone else bring up themes or voices for her so if anyone else has something lmk
No.15370
Anonymous
Replies:>>15373>>15380
>>15368 (me)
None of these are mine
>SD-S
If I had to guess she probably listens to classical music due to it supposedly being calming to cats
>SD-R
Funk
>SD-E
No explanation Club Penguin COMPLETE ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK - Game Musicyoutube thumb
>SD-Y
I think I remember her being obsessed with the history of war, so she probably listens to Sabaton
>SD-W
Jazz
No.15371
Anonymous
Replies:>>15513
Question to the folks who like thinking about this kind of thing:
ive heards talks in the past about how pillbabys/children WD / DD's work, but how the hell would the offspring of a Sentinel drones be like?

Toddler given the power of Divine smite via bootloop flashbang sounds like a horrible first day at school experience.
No.15372
Anonymous
Replies:>>15374
>>15368
Never heard of it but sounds awesome
>>15369
Why I feel like crying hearing it? I'm not even sad, but I have teary eyes
What have you done solver wizard
But that interesting for B/Bunny (I think that is her name) I can see it
No.15373
Anonymous
Replies:>>15376
>>15370
>SD-S
Wouldn't surprise me, wished my cats calmed down with classical music
>SD-S
Elaborate
>SD-E
None needed
>SD-S
Yeah, I can't see it any other way
>SD-E
I mean, she kind of has the vibes of hearing Jazz or a type of rock or metal
No.15374
Anonymous
Replies:>>15377
Image:172222933696.png(84kB, 1038x779)Spoiler image
>>15372
>Why I feel like crying hearing it? I'm not even sad, but I have teary eyes

Guilt Probably
((you monster))
No.15375
Anonymous
Replies:>>15379
>>15283
>E politely scolds Anon, his kid could’ve gotten into a boatload of trouble without supervision. The costume was a bit odd, but she won’t judge.
No.15376
Anonymous
Replies:>>15377
>>15373
Anon, I think you have too many cats in your head.
No.15377
Anonymous
Replies:>>15381
>>15374
I have done nothing
Except eat 4 breads today, I should stop, it'll make me fat
>>15376
I'm phoneposting now, I hate phoneposting
No.15378
Anonymous
>>15257
The WDs could try to escape into the water, but the airlock procedure might take a little bit, giving enough time for a DD to get them out of there.
No.15379
Anonymous
>>15375
Anon really doesn't know the rules
No.15380
Anonymous
>>15368
>>15370
> Y and Beretta headbanging to Sabaton in the other room while Uzi is laying in bed covering her 'ears'
No.15381
Anonymous
Replies:>>15384
>>15377
>phoneposting
Too late.
>You let S in your back door one night because she seems very polite
>The next morning there are two of them in your living room
>At least they look different, so you're not in a situation like that one guy you know
>The next day there's 3
>Thankfully, it stops there
>But now they all insist on sleeping in your bed in various orientations
>Some times they're curled up at your feet, other times they're snuggled against you, sometimes they're lying on top of you in weird ways, or any number of combinations
No.15382
Anonymous
Replies:>>15388
Image:172223090375.jpg(257kB, 2041x1595)1717952550301874.jpg
>>15137
Sorry to hear that you had to go through the things you did SmileAnon. Dare I say, I've had to deal with similar, and the only way I could cope was to mask it by becoming a functional alcoholic. But it sounds like you've found a way to rise above it all and be a better man for it. You're never going to always be a paragon of positivity. There will be pitfalls, what matters most is that you stick to your principles and rise above the quagmire of depression that you find yourself in. I guess, what I'm saying, in a roundabout sort of way, is to keep being you.
No.15383
Anonymous
Replies:>>15386
>>15367
Harper straight up plays music as a hobby.
He's My Dad - Lisa: the Joyful [8BitBrigadier Cover Feat. Patti Rudisill]youtube thumb
But this is totally her theme
No.15384
Anonymous
>>15381
Cute, I want an SD-S pet
No.15385
Anonymous
Replies:>>15389
Image:172223128090.gif(92kB, 381x257)25596222_eGWeUr5iwAfcUNU.gif
>>15367
Only semi-related to your question
I'm just listening to this on a loop right now while I'm trying to write
Lobby - Library of Ruina OSTyoutube thumb
No.15386
Anonymous
Replies:>>15416
>>15383
>He's my dad
Pain, absolute fucking pain and feels
No.15387
Anonymous
Replies:>>15389>>15390>>15514
Image:172223169988.png(965kB, 1200x1340)Illustration35.png
winner
No.15388
Anonymous
Replies:>>15407
Image:172223173019.jpg(115kB, 2048x2048)1700892241935262.jpg
>>15382
Hey Friend, don't worry past is the past, and it made me be the person I am today, but I would go through that again, jaja. I once tried the alcohol ways when I was at my lowest, two reasons it didn't work, my ideals made me go against it, and I didn't have a lot of money. Depression always ends Friend, sometimes it takes a long time, sometimes you are lucky and it only last a couple of years, or even less. I try my best to stay positive, and I have hear positivity sticks to people. There are always the bad days, but I try my best to keep my head above the water, thankfully I no longer have depression, I sometimes feel awful out of nowhere, I guess because the depression left a little something, but I will never stop fighting to be happy. I will always try to be myself, I will always try to be honest with myself and others, and be happy that way.
Thanks Friend for the word by the way, I hope you are having a nice night.
No.15389
Anonymous
Replies:>>15392
>>15385
Writing about what?
>>15387
She sells propane and propane accessories.
No.15390
Anonymous
Image:172223184889.png(99kB, 874x683)Uzi needs oil. Her american side is showing.png
>>15387
What is the purple gremlin planning on using that for...?
No.15391
Anonymous
Replies:>>15393
>>15367
>CD
Toni Basil - Hey Mickey (One Hit Wonder)youtube thumb
>AC
White girl music. With some coercion he will bust out sick dance moves to Poker Face.
>Truckeranon
Still supposed to be (You), but...
Johnny Remember Meyoutube thumb
No.15392
Anonymous
Replies:>>15394
Image:172223224921.png(1.24MB, 1130x1071)Elf orders a Leaf Lovers special.png
>>15389
>Writing about what?
This creature's journey
No.15393
Anonymous
Replies:>>15398
>>15391
>CD
Didn't expect
>AC
Taylor Swift, got it
>Truckeranon
Sounds a little like old western/cowboy music
No.15394
Anonymous
Replies:>>15395
>>15392
Working hard or hardly working?
No.15395
Anonymous
>>15394
Yeah
No.15396
Anonymous
Image:172223300734.png(263kB, 1000x1167)SD-LL and SD-CH drinking.png
>>15367
I will slide in Friends, with the two I talk about the most.
>SD-CH
La Escobayoutube thumb
She is Chilean, likes to drink, and have a fun time, what else I can tell? She will try to bring fun to the table, do not.leabe your shoes unattended, she can't help herself from stealing them.
>SD-LL
Le Castle Vania - LED Spirals [Extended Full Length Version] from the movie John Wick (Official)youtube thumb
Although she is letting herself go a little bit, and trying to relax, she still was made to make CH work by force, she still likes the feeling of fight, so is normal that she imagines herlsef fighting a group with this music in the background.
No.15397
Anonymous
Replies:>>15399
Image:172223352697.gif(443kB, 900x1440)JanegetsA.gif
arona sexyback groove fullyoutube thumb

Jane realizes her mistakes
No.15398
Anonymous
>>15393
CD likes happy bubbly music because it pairs well with a massacre. Post-story CD likes it because it fits the new image she's trying to give herself.
AC is lamer than he'd like you to believe, and Truckeranon listens to all sorts of songs that fit driving long days across the sands.
No.15399
Anonymous
Replies:>>15400
>>15397
She realized the solver lies
No.15400
Anonymous
>>15399
Wheres the lie
>Let me kill your friends, and Ill get you off world as your reward. Then you owe me.
Seems like shes off world to me

Silly human :)
No.15401
Anonymous
Replies:>>15402
Image:172223455404.png(699kB, 1200x838)Illustration33.png
Cyn got a lil bit too silly
(Video context)
Delfín Quishpe - Torres Gemelasyoutube thumb
No.15402
Anonymous
Image:172223515556.png(138kB, 4096x3072)NINE ELEVEN BABY.png
>>15401
DIOS MIO!!!
No.15403
Anonymous
Replies:>>15408
would you let N cumflate you if he asked nicely?
No.15404
Anonymous
Replies:>>15405>>15505>>15516>>15659
Image:172223544389.png(1.08MB, 2000x2000)LandsknechtY1Sketch.png
>>15266
Not him but aight
No.15405
Anonymous
Replies:>>15412
>>15404
Landschneckt?
No.15406
Anonymous
how long does it take for N to fall asleep?
No.15407
Anonymous
Image:172223556514.jpg(129kB, 1455x2048)171952155294.jpg
>>15388
>Feel awful out of nowhere
I do too, I wish I knew the reason for why this rears its head, but I don't. I think it must be a residual form of the problem that you and I are facing here. I'm trying to cut back due to some horrid physical symptoms that I've been experiencing. I've been mostly successful so far, but I've failed a few times. Last night, I drank an entire bottle of Barbancourt, but that's the last bottle of rum I'm going to buy for a while. Such a waste.
>No longer have depression
That's stellar news, brother. I hope you (and any Anon reading this) never fall into that pitfall again. Certainly never lose hold of your mindset. You're going to run into people who will see your positivity as a threat and will want to drag you to their level. Don't let them do it. I'm having an alright night, though, I hope you're having a nice night as well.
No.15408
Anonymous
Replies:>>15409>>15410
>>15403
would you cumflate N if he asked nicely?
No.15409
Anonymous
Replies:>>15411>>15414
>>15408
Cumflating N is not possible
No.15410
Anonymous
>>15408
yeah
No.15411
Anonymous
>>15409
Doesn't mean you can't try.
No.15412
Anonymous
Replies:>>15413
Image:172223580953.jpg(292kB, 738x997)ddli0ad-9c568aa2-7c8f-4056-8d84-ba7df02f5ebc.jpg
>>15405
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landsknecht
No.15413
Anonymous
>>15412
Immeasurably based.
No.15414
Anonymous
Replies:>>15415
>>15409
why wouldn’t it be?
No.15415
Anonymous
Replies:>>15417
>>15414
It’s a robot
No.15416
Anonymous
>>15386
Don’t cry
No.15417
Anonymous
Replies:>>15418>>15525
>>15415
No not really, he has fleshy insides I'm pretty sure
No.15418
Anonymous
Replies:>>15419
>>15417
It’s still a robot. How does that change anything
No.15419
Anonymous
Replies:>>15420>>15422>>15525
>>15418
That changes everything. Anon you do realize he was essentially built with some amount of Solver flesh right? This doesn't make him a robot, it makes him a biomechanical entity
No.15420
Anonymous
Replies:>>15421>>15422
>>15419
He is a fleshy construct with a metallic shell
No.15421
Anonymous
>>15420
i think the N anatomy expert said the black part of his stomach is flexible and rubbery so you probably could still
No.15422
Anonymous
Replies:>>15423
>>15419
>>15420
This doesn’t affect my original point, that it’s physically impossible to cumflate him.
No.15423
Anonymous
Replies:>>15424
>>15422
Cum down his throat. He has a stomach, Uzi proves Drones have stomachs by vomiting
No.15424
Anonymous
Replies:>>15426
>>15423
And how much cum exactly is necessary?
No.15425
Anonymous
Replies:>>15428>>15494>>15620
Image:172223700854.gif(1.04MB, 900x1440)JsBadBoss.gif
for the J lovers in the room
No.15426
Anonymous
Replies:>>15427>>15429
>>15424
I suck at math so I'm just guessing. So I'm guessing 4 liters?
No.15427
Anonymous
Replies:>>15430
>>15426
What’s the threshold?
No.15428
Anonymous
>>15425
Buckle Your Pants (Finale Version)youtube thumb
song on the boombox
No.15429
Anonymous
Replies:>>15431
>>15426
explain your math
No.15430
Anonymous
Replies:>>15432>>15433
>>15427
I think for an empty human stomach it can hold up to 4 before bursting, whereas a full stomach can only hold 1 liter? So taking into account how strong N is and The Solver flesh, he might be able to hold probably 6 liters before bursting?
No.15431
Anonymous
>>15429
There is no math since I suck at it, I just went off when I slightly remembered then fact checked it afterwards
No.15432
Anonymous
Replies:>>15433
>>15430
How can I tell when to stop cumming? What signs do I look for
No.15433
Anonymous
Replies:>>15434
>>15430
Hold on a moment! I had a realization! DDs ate people right? Now take the amount of blood in the human body which is 1.5 gallons which is 5 liters. Now then take into account how N would likely be eating more people, so the truth is his true stomach capacity is ultimately unknown but exceeds the human one
>>15432
Look for him starting to wince a bit
No.15434
Anonymous
Replies:>>15435
>>15433
So it's canon that N could eat an entire bus and still possibly be hungry?
No.15435
Anonymous
>>15434
Yes
No.15436
Anonymous
>Fun Nightly Canon Facts: ......there are no more facts left
No.15437
Anonymous
>Fun Late Night Canon Facts: Tessa has a brother that lives in the attic and eats fish heads
No.15438
Anonymous
Replies:>>15439
Video:172223897478.webm(2.66MB / 0:00:21 / vp8, 853x480)Spoiler video
>Fun Nightly Canon Facts: The season 2 villain has been revealed!
No.15439
Anonymous
Replies:>>15440>>15441
>>15438
It hurts how this could actually be true
No.15440
Anonymous
Replies:>>15442
>>15439
I doubt it. How would it even work? What would the plot even be?
No.15441
Anonymous
Replies:>>15443
Image:172223964685.jpg(49kB, 780x846)1703715610304389.jpg
>>15439
>He still stuck on the first stage of grief for season 2
Oof. Dont let the flame die out little buddy.
No.15442
Anonymous
>>15440
We're not show writers so we can't answer that question, let alone do we know what episode 8 holds. However the mysterious unlisting of Liam's UFO video that was put out only 2 years ago as well as the strange resemblance the ship has to the concept art DD claws is interesting
No.15443
Anonymous
Image:172223986058.png(51kB, 500x971)elf its not over.png
>>15441
FACT: There won't be a second season.
FACT: Murder Drones is ending with the next episode.
FACT: Liam and Glitch's next work together will be a new animated series called "Worker Drones", Set before the collapse.
No.15444
Anonymous
Give me cozy Uzi scenarios to fall asleep to
No.15445
Anonymous
Replies:>>15446>>15460>>15520
I'm new. I just want to know if it's okay to make little stories about your MD OCs. Just for fun.
No.15446
Anonymous
Replies:>>15447
>>15445
Forgive me if I'm paranoid, but may I ask what your favorite episode is?
No.15447
Anonymous
Replies:>>15449>>15451
>>15446 (me)
Just doing this because earlier we had someone pretending to be new just so they could derail the thread and cause pointless drama
No.15449
Anonymous
Replies:>>15452
>>15447
My favorite episode is 4. I like the development N and Uzi got in that.

Note: Deleted the first message since it's so late I replaced Uzi with V.
No.15451
Anonymous
Replies:>>15453>>15455
>>15447
I will say too that I've been reading the threads but never actually participated. So that's why I asked about the OCs and stories.
No.15452
Anonymous
Replies:>>15454
Image:172224244594.png(62kB, 250x264)Suspicion Level; 50%.png
>>15449
I didn't see a first post, but I guess it doesn't really matter ultimately if you are a troll or not since they're just fictional creations so whatever shock story that may happen doesn't matter. honestly I don't see why not. They are thread characters after all. Which ones catch your eye?
No.15453
Anonymous
Replies:>>15456
>>15451
Maybe I could answer, tell me your question
No.15454
Anonymous
Replies:>>15457>>15458
>>15452
For some reason, I find the John and Eye saga to be weirdly engrossing.
No.15455
Anonymous
>>15451
If you don't have good luck here there is an OC discussion thread which IS NOT a containment thread by the way
No.15456
Anonymous
Replies:>>15458>>15460
>>15453
Oh, I'm just wondering if it's fine for me to make a story of my own about an OC I've thought up and to post it here in the form of a greentext.

I've seen others do it. I just have no idea if it's 'limited' to certain people or not since I find it's usually a bit of a hassle to jump into those kinds of activities in other communities.
No.15457
Anonymous
>>15454
Another dub for the Johnbros
No.15458
Anonymous
Replies:>>15459>>15461
>>15454
I can see why, there isn't really that much John content these days in terms of greens or atleast in my view and it does have big story potential still.
>>15456
Anyways, if you have the drive and willingness to do it go right on ahead, this thing isn't limited or restricted I would say, although your question makes me ask friend, how new are you?
No.15459
Anonymous
>>15458 (me)
The very idea of people being restricted from pursuing creative thought is very weird and alien to me. Sounds like some disgusting twitter mumbo jumbo
No.15460
Anonymous
>>15445
Elf and The Archiver. If you find them interesting then you're free to do whatever with em
>>15456
>I'm just wondering if it's fine for me to make a story of my own about an OC I've thought up and to post it here in the form of a greentext.
>I've seen others do it. I just have no idea if it's 'limited' to certain people or not since I find it's usually a bit of a hassle to jump into those kinds of activities in other communities.
Go for it. There aren't any rules on who's allowed to do anything.
No.15461
Anonymous
Replies:>>15462>>15464
>>15458
Oh, I've been here for the past few threads.

I've mostly been reading the greentexts through the booru after I accidentally found it.

I just wanted to share the story of the human (mostly) OC who was created after a very hectic night.
No.15462
Anonymous
Replies:>>15463
>>15461
Apologies if my questions made me come off as ya know an asshole. Well, I hope to see your creation friend and may you have a goodnight
No.15463
Anonymous
>>15462
No worries. You have a good night too.
No.15464
Anonymous
Replies:>>15465
>>15461
Tell us more of this human OC
No.15465
Anonymous
Replies:>>15466>>15468>>15476
>>15464
His name is Kirk. He doesn't like to play games or play around really---he takes everything rather seriously, especially after his initial crippling in childhood.

He naturally gravitated towards the emerging drone-based technologies of the time which led to him earning a job at JcJenson. He was reluctant to join at first, thinking he might not have much time to himself anymore, but when he was promised to have a proper procedure paid for by the company to restore the function of his lower spine and weakened legs, how could he resist?

Kirk took them up on their offer. He had no idea though that healing the unhealable in his body involved more 'esoteric' methods. To put it short, they installed a small chip within his brain stem with a strain of a new program they'd discovered naturally occurring in improperly disposed of drones.

Kirk had been gifted ABS. Unknowingly a host to the 'thing' now, the Solver did its work on him, restoring not only the function of his spine but even the severely withered muscles of his legs. Kirk was whole again. When he walked, it felt so natural.

He'd have profusely thanked whoever designated him to be the company's lab rat for the procedure. His gratitude ran dry when visions---nightmarish massacres and desolate scapes---started to invade his mind deep into the night. He couldn't sleep. And yet he felt he didn't have to.

I have no idea how I did writing this, but it's a more precise and cold introduction for Kirk I suppose? I could try making a proper greentext about him too.
No.15466
Anonymous
Replies:>>15468
>>15465
Oh, forgot to add too. Kirk is just a nickname. Roland Kirkwood is his actual name, but he never liked it for how 'old' it sounded.
No.15468
Anonymous
Replies:>>15469>>15470
>>15465
>>15466
>NTA
I'm interested not sure on the Solver being a program though but still I'm interested
No.15469
Anonymous
>>15468
Ah, that's understandable. I sort of just made him to experiment around in my writing with how the Solver might torment a human rather than a drone.

And just what chicanery would result from a human being pseudo-infected with it (I'd say Kirk's not truly infected only because his human body just isn't compatible with the Solver's type of possession).
No.15470
Anonymous
>>15468
I think think it works, remember they made a literal patch for it which means it does act somewhat through programs
No.15472
Anonymous
Replies:>>15474
>Fun Late Night Canon Facts: Alice was able to recognize Uzi as Nori's kid by stench alone
No.15473
Anonymous
Replies:>>15475
Indeed, the existence of the patch was what got my mind thinking of the Solver as being able to exist in program form as well as whatever imperceivable 'shape' it has as the eldritch being it is.

I think I might actually change his character a bit if or when I do get to writing an actual Kirk greentext.
No.15474
Anonymous
Replies:>>15477
>>15472
Truly, she is The Creature.
No.15475
Anonymous
>>15473
I wish you the best of luck
No.15476
Anonymous
Replies:>>15584
>>15465
Okay so it’s Upgrade (not being aggressive just rationalizing)
No.15477
Anonymous
Replies:>>15479
>>15474
>Spooky Trail Cam Videos but it's just Uzi being a little gremlin
No.15478
Anonymous
Replies:>>15480>>15481
Image:172224677261.jpg(210kB, 1598x2048)GToEXWxWMAA1vAw.jpeg
No.15479
Anonymous
Replies:>>15482
>>15477
Oogi trail cam footage
Black and white footage of Oogis raiding your kitchen
Several pictures taken of a Bugretta eaten on a broken camera
Shaky phone camera footage of a fight between a Alpha Oogi and a Beta for good scraps
No.15480
Anonymous
>>15478
Ew off-site self-insert garbo
No.15481
Anonymous
Replies:>>15504
Video:172224703815.webm(3.81MB / 0:00:04 / vp8, 1920x1080)V and J stuff their faces.webm
>>15478
V ate his face off 5 seconds later
No.15482
Anonymous
Replies:>>15483
>>15479
I said Uzi not Oogi
No.15483
Anonymous
Replies:>>15484
>>15482
It’s the same thing
No.15484
Anonymous
Replies:>>15485
>>15483
No.
No.15485
Anonymous
>>15484
Yes.
No.15486
Anonymous
Replies:>>15487>>15489
Image:172224766145.jpg(354kB, 2048x2048)GTmdeRlaMAEjxou.jpeg
N have revived the golden retriever breed
No.15487
Anonymous
>>15486
My God he did it
No.15488
Anonymous
>N can’t stop hyperventilating
No.15489
Anonymous
Replies:>>15490>>15491
>>15486
How many dogs do you think N ate over the course of the Solver war?
No.15490
Anonymous
Replies:>>15492
>>15489
None. Dogs weren't canonically on Earth remember? They were also made immortal
No.15491
Anonymous
>>15489
zero but he ate lots of other animals
No.15492
Anonymous
Replies:>>15493
>>15490
That was Copper-9 not Earth. N must've devoured at least 6 million dog during the course of the war.
No.15493
Anonymous
>>15492
I wonder N will get a mental breakdown if he remember that
No.15494
Anonymous
>>15425
>>15425
What a sucker
No.15495
Anonymous
>>15343
>you leave the plushies alone with each other, wanting to see what happens
>you return after an hour to find...
>they are hugging each other
>they probably have been since you left
>aw
No.15496
Anonymous
Replies:>>15497>>15499
Image:172224989164.jpg(121kB, 990x924)GTTJhgpaoAAk2HM.jpeg
No.15497
Anonymous
Replies:>>15498>>15499
Image:172224991457.jpg(141kB, 1384x1032)GTTJhgqbQAAGmij.jpeg
>>15496
No.15498
Anonymous
Replies:>>15499
Image:172224992963.jpg(197kB, 972x1218)GTYlkCaXIAA9uhs.jpeg
>>15497
No.15499
Anonymous
Replies:>>15503
>>15496
>>15497
>>15498
Fake Mitchell
No.15502
Anonymous
Image:172225298390.jpg(373kB, 2048x2048)GTk4oL_bkAAMIty.jpeg
No.15503
Anonymous
Image:172225303194.jpg(24kB, 739x415)images (26).jpeg
>>15499
Yeah, this is mitchell true face
No.15504
Anonymous
>>15481
Of their own volition or under Solver influence
No.15505
Anonymous
>>15404
Damn. Very nice.
No.15506
Anonymous
Image:172225493694.png(221kB, 920x1220)1695218706979103.png
No.15508
Anonymous
Replies:>>15509
Image:172225550241.jpg(564kB, 1349x1654)Aussie lamia.jpg
No.15509
Anonymous
Replies:>>15511
>>15508
>ASMR - Your loving Lamia girlfriend wraps you in her coils and calls you a cunt every five seconds
No.15510
Anonymous
I don't understand why did N say
>"SMECHT MY MEAT!"
Three times in a row while looking directly at the camera?
No.15511
Anonymous
Replies:>>15512
>>15509
I love the part where she call you a wanker, and also her mom joining in
No.15512
Anonymous
Replies:>>15515
>>15511
>Tessa is petting the back of your head and speaking to you softly in bed as you rest on her
>"I've been finding your balled-up little mischiefs all over the place. You're a wanker, aren't you? Relax mate! I don't mind."
>She smooches you at the top of your head
>"I always thought I was an ugly girl. I didn't look pretty like my mum and there were no boys around to tell me I'm pretty. When you called me pretty I thought you were pulling my leg or wanted my inheritence. But not I have proof that you actually do find my pretty. Aaall over the place."
>Louisa kicks the door open holding a dress
>"You ruined my dress, you fucking wanker! DON'T BULLSHIT ME! I know what cumstains look like!"
No.15513
Anonymous
Image:172225774682.png(412kB, 1988x1268)Sentinel Uzi.png
>>15371
Just don't mount he bootloop flashers onto their frame until they're old enough
No.15514
Anonymous
>>15387
I don't get it but I'm happy for Uzi nonetheless
No.15515
Anonymous
Replies:>>15518
>>15512
Please more I need more lamia Tessa coiling me and calling me a huge lovable wanker
No.15516
Anonymous
>>15404
This is perfect.
No.15517
Anonymous
>Write about aussies
>Open new tab
>Ad for stores in Sydney
They are listening.
No.15518
Anonymous
Replies:>>15519
>>15515
Sorry lad but I don't have any more ideas atm.
No.15519
Anonymous
Image:172225934653.png(888kB, 1791x1985)1560742847.nooneishere12_file.png
>>15518
Ah shucks, well hope there will be more lami Tessa in the future
No.15520
Anonymous
>>15445
Hey, nice to see a new face, and welcome
I'm pretty sure Anons would feel nice to see other Anons using their OCs for creative mediums, do not worry about it too much, even when some OCs are made by an Anon and not the threads, I have never seen an Anon act like "I and only I can write/draw about my OC", I have seen pretty much everyone give the go in using them for stuff.
No.15521
Anonymous
>>15043
she can always kill herself
No.15522
Anonymous
>>15261
J, you are my most trusted machine
No.15523
Anonymous
Replies:>>15524
Anyone have drawing refrences for Louisa hat
No.15524
Anonymous
Replies:>>15526
Image:172226138582.png(303kB, 689x1300)Louisa nsfw 1.png
>>15523
For whatever reason the picture I have of her with the most detailed hat also happens to be lewds of her so.... yeah
No.15525
Anonymous
Image:172226145900.png(1.17MB, 927x611)lightyear danse .png
>>15417
>>15419
>machines pretending to be human
it’s all so tiresome
No.15526
Anonymous
>>15524
Yeah but trying to find that other Louisa drawing refrences, I remember it some many threads ago
No.15527
Anonymous
Replies:>>15528
Yeah don't go to /trash/ looks like it's being raided
No.15528
Anonymous
Replies:>>15530
>>15527
The only thing raided is your house. Evacuate your basement.
No.15529
Anonymous
Replies:>>15532>>15540>>15548
Image:172226307234.jpg(1.60MB, 2784x4004)James x N.jpg
No.15530
Anonymous
Replies:>>15531
>>15528
I'm not even that Anon dude, fuck off and go back
No.15531
Anonymous
Replies:>>15533
>>15530
Nah, you fuck off for trying to break us up into smaller groups.
No.15532
Anonymous
>>15529
Haha gay robot sex
No.15533
Anonymous
Replies:>>15534
>>15531
How the fuck is the move to plus my fault? You schizo bastard
No.15534
Anonymous
Replies:>>15535
>>15533
We are the same people. You have been pushing the narrative that we are two separate groups who should dislike eachother.
No.15535
Anonymous
Replies:>>15536
>>15534
Hold on, what are you talking about? Why are we even arguing?
No.15536
Anonymous
Replies:>>15537
>>15535 (me)
Seeing as how you type the slowest I'll give my own point of view first on what I think is or was happening. I saw some strange activity occuring the /trash/ thread, that had nothing to do with Murder Drones involving the random discussion of the sickening act of child abduction. So naturally I assumed that the thread was being raided again by the Soldats who revealed themselves to be around again just yesterday
No.15537
Anonymous
Replies:>>15538
>>15536
Do you never see some shit so bad that you have to tell someone about it. I use the catalog to find the MD thread on /trash/ and every time I get a faceful of goddamn repulsiveness.
No.15538
Anonymous
>>15537
Yeah I do, there is some disgusting shit out there that really does make my blood boil. I completely understand the anger, it's why I prefer this place for the most part.
No.15539
Anonymous
Replies:>>15541
Can you two shut up?
No.15540
Anonymous
Replies:>>15548
>>15529
Yeah, N likes doing anything
No.15541
Anonymous
Replies:>>15542
>>15539
The argument literally just ended
No.15542
Anonymous
>>15541
Good
No.15543
Anonymous
Replies:>>15544>>15545>>15546
Drones age similarly to humans right? So taking into account we haven't seen a Child Drone, this means that for Drones they're stuck as a Pillbaby until they turn 18? That sounds like literal Hell, imagine having no real speech capabilities let alone limbs for that long
No.15544
Anonymous
Replies:>>15547
>>15543
we dont know at what age they transfer over
also we dont know how robots 'grow up' or how they experience it
No.15545
Anonymous
>>15543
This implies that Uzi made her gamertag as a Pillbaby which is hilarious to imagine
No.15546
Anonymous
>>15543
>Drones age similarly to humans right?
We don't know, but I will go with no, since it's more probable, since they are robots it's weird trying to give an age, but I would assume the same as you, pillbaby until they are basically a young adult.
No.15547
Anonymous
Replies:>>15550
>>15544
We do to a limited extent. The missing persons posters in E3 list the ages of the missing drones, all in the range of 18-20, and these were all presumably wrapping up high school/about to head off to university, and had thus gone through a standard human-modelled education, so they definitely have to get transfered out of the pillbaby body and into a regular drone body maybe sometime prior to typical elementary school age-ish.
No.15548
Anonymous
Image:172226532206.gif(88kB, 343x498)n looks at you.gif
>>15529
>>15540
No.15549
Anonymous
Replies:>>15552>>15553
Image:172226665282.jpg(87kB, 1280x720)Spoiler image
No.15550
Anonymous
Replies:>>15551
>>15547
They are Doll's and Uzi's classmates, yet retards on Twitter think drawing Nuzi is pedophilia.
No.15551
Anonymous
Replies:>>15554
>>15550
Okay, but what does that have to do with the topic at hand?
No.15552
Anonymous
Replies:>>15585
>>15549
very cute, and kissable.
No.15553
Anonymous
Replies:>>15585
>>15549
La Criatura!
No.15554
Anonymous
Replies:>>15555
>>15551
I just remembered the bullshit because you mentioned the canon ages.
No.15555
Anonymous
Replies:>>15556
>>15554
Still not my "favorite" bout of bullshit. #1 bullshit was people getting up in arms over Dollzi shipping because it was problematic...because they're cousins...according to a fan theory that Nori and Yeva were sisters. That was some grade A "I may have my faults but at least I'm not these people" material.
No.15556
Anonymous
>>15555
It's not as bad as the siblings theory
No.15557
Anonymous
Image:172227019536.jpg(30kB, 525x466)FugXZRsXgAEhnKL.jpeg
This with N and Louisa
No.15558
Anonymous
Replies:>>15559
Video:172227031688.mp4(1.37MB / 0:00:15 / avc1, 436x640)uO485fXBUMGBfHtR.mp4
No.15559
Anonymous
>>15558
Men, they should get at least someone with a similar voice, I don't say it needs to be spot on, but come on
No.15560
Anonymous
Replies:>>15563>>15567
Image:172227131591.jpg(99kB, 1040x1200)GTXiYHSWgAA62_u.jpeg
No.15561
Anonymous
Replies:>>15562>>15564>>15566
Which of the main cast would you rather be stuck on a desert island with?
No.15562
Anonymous
Replies:>>15564
>>15561
V, because I love her, and then I'll ask her if she could fly us out into mainland.
No.15563
Anonymous
>>15560
Dealer than disco
No.15564
Anonymous
Replies:>>15565
>>15561
>>15562
What he said. Hell, I'll take any character who can fly. We'll have ourselves a nice little island vacation and then fly home when we get bored.
No.15565
Anonymous
>>15564
You think he forgot that everyone in the main cast can fly?
No.15566
Anonymous
>>15561
>Pick a DD or host and they burn to death in the sun
>Pick anyone but N and they'll barely tolerate you as you starve to death/die of thirst
Might have to pick Cyn out of spite.
No.15567
Anonymous
Replies:>>15568
>>15560
pat the head
tussle the hair
pinch the cheek
No.15568
Anonymous
Replies:>>15569
Image:172227371508.jpg(60kB, 1012x755)Jeopardy.jpg
>>15567
>I'm gonna go with "things Tessa never experienced because her family were horrid silver spoon-fed douchebags" Alex
No.15569
Anonymous
Replies:>>15570>>15573>>15639
Idea for the Alice drawfags. Alice angrily lighting up a stick of dynamite while saying something like "Bedlamite for the urbanite!"

>>15568
This is why I started writing about Tessa having a canon-compliant, loving stepdad. Then episode 7 dropped. Liam took even this from her.
No.15570
Anonymous
Replies:>>15571
>>15569
Are the one who written the wholesome one or the one we're she fuck her stepdad?
No.15571
Anonymous
Replies:>>15572
>>15570
Wholesome. I imply some feelings on her part but mostly because it is amusing.
No.15572
Anonymous
Replies:>>15574
Image:172227577899.png(91kB, 1000x1300)3f9e4805a2f63019aa1e0cb246aaea8b.png
>>15571
Neat, are you gonna write more adopted Tessa greens?
No.15573
Anonymous
Replies:>>15574>>15578>>15608
>>15569
I was 100% convinced that Tessa was still kicking around in some way for ages. That she was a rebellious Solver-mutant, some kind of Ash Williams type abusing cryosleep to fight the Solver across vast periods of time, what have you. After all, how could the sad, sympathetic kid trapped in a gilded cage -not- eventually catch a break? That's way too dreadful to even consider writing.

Turns out, if you look at Vickers' old works, he's never been afraid to have absolutely horrific shit happen to perfectly nice people and for that to be the unequivocal end of it. We probably should have seen this coming.
No.15574
Anonymous
Replies:>>15575>>15576
Image:172227681755.jpg(63kB, 640x647)etw8ph1ekzm61.jpg
>>15573
That ugly bastard was out to hurt us all along like the guy who made Attack on Titan!

>>15572
I write things as they come to me. I had an idea the other day but I couldn't stretch it into more than a few lines.
No.15575
Anonymous
>>15574
Would isayama and Liam, make out with eachother
No.15576
Anonymous
>>15574
I miss Sasha and Tessa
No.15577
Anonymous
Replies:>>15579
Image:172227746680.png(162kB, 637x1300)1716781892027435.png
>>15300
I wouldn't say alot, though enough to keep her from being a total cardboard cut-out.
Hard to believe someone likes a gimmick character like that but I must have been doing something right when I cooked her up.
Still, more trials and tribulations await her.

>Be careful of mirrors. They don't always show the most pleasant images.
No.15578
Anonymous
Replies:>>15583>>15609
>>15573
To be honest, I respect when writers have the guts of straight-up killing its characters, no matter if they are in the main cast or beloved by fans, or make a tragedy and end it with more tragedy, no happy ending, because that would actually make the story sound better
No.15579
Anonymous
>>15577
Doll for Solver's sake put on a shirt!
No.15580
Anonymous
Image:172227792638.jpg(1.77MB, 3000x4000)97 sin título2_Restaurado (4).jpg
Bleh
No.15581
Anonymous
Image:172227795566.jpg(346kB, 2048x2048)GLyTZEJXsAA_uAr.jpeg
No.15582
Anonymous
Image:172227802901.jpg(499kB, 3164x2148)IMG_20240518_202534.jpg
No.15583
Anonymous
Replies:>>15608
>>15578
It makes for true horror as opposed to just spectacle. Cheap horror flicks have conditioned us to see "good" characters as having plot armor in a horror context and expect them to prevail while the characters with even minor moral failings or annoying personality traits are cannon fodder for the monster. Knowing that someone can be quite sympathetic and still end up on the receiving end of the full force of the antagonists cruelty makes you feel like no one is really safe.
No.15584
Anonymous
>>15476
Oh, it is pretty similar now that I think about it.

It makes Kirk (neurologically at least) a cyborg pretty much. If the Solver is able to replace more and more of his organs and parts of his body as time passes to, it'd mean he's kind of just slowly dying too and is on a time limit.
No.15585
Anonymous
Replies:>>15587
Image:172228064386.jpg(27kB, 736x552)6f6e798f41065401b5fa7caceeb4845a.jpg
>>15552
>>15553
>NTA
The same second...
No.15586
Anonymous
Image:172228095147.png(42kB, 996x716)Spoiler image
No.15587
Anonymous
>>15585
The Alice brainstorm is powerful indeed
No.15588
Anonymous
Replies:>>15589
Image:172228174212.jpg(542kB, 1536x2048)F3NVILmakAA0DZv.jpg
I want to read cute NUzi greentexts or fics. Do you have any recommendations?
No.15589
Anonymous
>>15588
which one is the yandere
No.15590
Anonymous
Replies:>>15591>>15592>>15593>>15605>>15607
Mm medieval Murder Drones AU. It calls to me.
No.15591
Anonymous
Replies:>>15592>>15595>>15596
>>15590
Vgh... Murder Golems...
No.15592
Anonymous
>>15590
>>15591
D&D warforged
No.15593
Anonymous
>>15590
Murder automatons
No.15594
Anonymous
How would the other background drones react to a human?
No.15595
Anonymous
Replies:>>15597
>>15591
Actually, I did have an idea for a Medieval AU that did pretty much involve whatever broken remnants of humanity somehow survived everything crash landing onto a planet already occupied by drones.

Centuries pass, and, as the means and knowledge of old human technology are lost, it leads to the new human civilizations effectively living in their own little dark age. With the drones of course being 'golems'.
No.15596
Anonymous
>>15591
>insert joke about america and jews here
No.15597
Anonymous
Replies:>>15598>>15601
>>15595
I remember Cyn was sitting on a globe of map of Skyrim, so that lost colony can be skyrim
No.15598
Anonymous
Replies:>>15599
>>15597
>It's time to eradicate that one stray colony of humans
>Send disassembly drones
>Don't hear a word back from them
>Take manual possession of one of the Workers there
>The humans started worshipping the disassembly drones as angels and now they're too content to murder the humans
>Start causing Solver shenanigans
>They start worshipping my host body as a deity
>Ponder
>Maybe this planet gets to exist. For now
No.15599
Anonymous
Replies:>>15600
>>15598
Imagine lusty sentinel maids
No.15600
Anonymous
Replies:>>15602
>>15599
The dino sentinels or the sentinel drones?
No.15601
Anonymous
>>15597
>The Solver sends a single DD to a weird-ass medieval planet far out on its sensors
>As soon as the pod breaks atmosphere, something comes over said DD
>The Solver is forcibly excised from his systems, replaced with something strange
>His personality is forcibly returned, and in place of the Solver, divine energy pours into his systems
>And so the drone struck out upon the land with renewed purpose, a white-haired, star-made knight, his left hand made of a killing light, arrayed in armor from the future time, oft overcome by a great madness that would see entire swaths of land devoured by Void
No.15602
Anonymous
Replies:>>15603
>>15600
The based dinos
No.15603
Anonymous
Replies:>>15604
>>15602
I imagine they do just use the sentinels and Workers for menial labor still lol.

Either that, or, in this newly built society where humans grew up alongside drones the whole way, they might even view drones as equal to humans and give them the same treatment.
No.15604
Anonymous
>>15603
What if mistreatment of the drones was justified all along?
No.15605
Anonymous
>>15590
To be honest, seeing the main gang medieval, makes me want to write that small green idea I had a long time ago that included a knight
No.15606
Anonymous
Replies:>>15607
Image:172228412489.jpg(36kB, 434x586)1545271660358.jpg
>The JCJ Guild always going on about "proper disposal of magic cores"
>MFW I have a massive pile of dead Worker Golems out behind my castle
Call the guard, see if I care
No.15607
Anonymous
Replies:>>15612
>>15606
>>15590
>Human have gone back in technology level after the wipe
>So back that modern technology is literally seen as magic
>Where is the solver? It's dead, no further questions
>Even tho humanity barely survived, somehow JCJ survived
>The new JCJ (In the Medieval) have taken all robots that work with "magic" and start to sell them
>The dawn of man is happening again, except this time everyone will think this is magic
No.15608
Anonymous
>>15583
NTA
I can't say it is bad in terms of quality, but I subjectively hate it if it happens to the characters I like and love most duh, real life and history are overflowing with such things, have at least SOME things turn out good in the story.
>>15573
This also expresses it damn good.
I know horror and all, maybe I am too invested in MD, I just hope 8 smh doesn't kill off/smth worse than death to J.
I can't see N, Uzi or V have anything happening, neither Nori and Khan, but J I fear for. She is the only remaining 'villain' that isn't AS(which won't die ofc), so looks bad for her
No.15609
Anonymous
Replies:>>15610
>>15578
Idk I respect the initiative to kill off characters but there’s a right way to do it and the Liam way to do it which seems to be just killing people off for the sake of the shock value. Tessa is the only worthwhile death in the show so far because the twist makes up for it, Doll and Alice were pure wastes. Then you have him bringing some characters back for no reason like Nori.
No.15610
Anonymous
Replies:>>15611
>>15609
Doll sure but Alice was just the villain of the week.
No.15611
Anonymous
Replies:>>15615
>>15610
Alice had a shit ton of potential, interest, and clear investment in the plot that could have been added in the next episode especially with Nori coming back (for no reason) and for her to just be dead and completely forgotten in episode 7 is a beyond waste. Same applies to Doll who’s been basically wasted the whole show since 3. I don’t get why Jobber gets to come back but the much better villains don’t, the coolest thing she ever did wasn’t even her it was Cyn being a Centipede with her mutilated corpse
No.15612
Anonymous
Replies:>>15614>>15617
>>15607
>Disassembly Drones are marketed as Sorcerer Golems
>Sentinels are marketed as Anti-Sorcerer Golems
>Workers are marketed as Service Golems
>Harvested bottles of nanites are marketed as remedies and potions
>Uzi is chronicled as the Angel Uziel, a warrior who helped humanity vanquish the Solver.

Medieval Fantasy AU would be pretty cool.
No.15613
Anonymous
Replies:>>15637>>15655
>15611
>this cocksucker is back
Joy.
No.15614
Anonymous
Replies:>>15616
>>15612
Would be pretty cool, but to be honest I don't see it have much future except for really fun greens
No.15615
Anonymous
Replies:>>15619
>>15611
It's the eight episode limit rearing its head again. Combined with the fact that Liam has certain weaknesses when it comes to writing and you have an annoying set of circumstances for side characters.
Still, moving the plot along at a good pace keeps things from meandering too long.
No.15616
Anonymous
>>15614
Fair. Though, fun greens is plenty enough for me.
No.15617
Anonymous
Replies:>>15618
>>15612
>Drone with knowledge of engineering
>Modifies the bodies of dead drones, hooking them up to a network for remote control
>Modifies the bodies of dead humans. Reanimating them with mechanical parts and hooking them up to the same network
>Creates a mindless horde of dead drones and humans
>The first drone necromancer
No.15618
Anonymous
>>15617
Ah, the first Corpse Knights.
No.15619
Anonymous
Replies:>>15636
Image:172228781232.jpg(34kB, 661x500)umajaogd8sr91.jpg
>>15615
>Good pace
the last thing you could ever say about Murder Drones is that it moves along at a good pace. Would it be at an even worse pace if Alice was slapped into episode 7 sure (though in a perfect world they would be able to rewrite episode 7 to at least give Alice something, even a background nod would be nice), but even if theyre doing the best they can for 8 episodes I dont think anyone can truly say Murder Drones is a well paced show
No.15620
Anonymous
Replies:>>15622>>15635
Image:172228790821.jpg(34kB, 850x370)sample-f773deacff72d672bc8a3cc029638841.jpg
>>15425
I'm definitely a J fan, but I do want to see her bitch correction come in the form of mind break. I doubt it's going to be anything too serious though.
No.15621
Anonymous
Replies:>>15623
Actually, in a medieval AU like this, wouldn't drones have a decent potential to actually become equals to humans?

Of course assuming enough of them can become knights, earn recognition for their deeds in service to whatever lord or king they're under, and then earn some sympathy from the humans themselves (a good chunk of people treat ROOMBAs like they're dogs so I assume it wouldn't be too far fetched).
No.15622
Anonymous
Replies:>>15625
>>15620
I think she'd definitely be driven to some kind of horror if she ever realized that the 'company' she's been serving is actually the Solver, and that the Solver is what murdered, skinned Tessa, and wore J's old friend as a sock.
No.15623
Anonymous
Replies:>>15624>>15627
Image:172228819508.png(366kB, 800x450)1547091709198.png
>>15621
Drones would be the equivalent of dwarves basically. Significantly shorter than humans, but with incredible physical strength and excellent engineering/craftsmanship skills.
No.15624
Anonymous
Replies:>>15626>>15632
>>15623
The humans must send a herald to establish good relations with them to receive the highest quality of forged goods.
No.15625
Anonymous
Replies:>>15633
>>15622
I genuinely believe Cyn picks on her the most simply because J was a bitch to her at the gala
>Put me in timeout will ya, forget to let me out will ya?!
No.15626
Anonymous
>>15624
Human-drone relations will all depend on what the humans think of the elves
No.15627
Anonymous
Replies:>>15628>>15631
>>15623
are DDs elves then?
> powerful 'magical' abilities
> looks down on others
> basically immortal
except they dont get to be taller than humans
also everyone else hates them
No.15628
Anonymous
Replies:>>15629
>>15627
>also everyone else hates them
So, like elves?
No.15629
Anonymous
Replies:>>15630
Image:172228939881.jpg(105kB, 1000x788)1523853868393.jpg
>>15628
Exactly
No.15630
Anonymous
>>15629
Now I just imaged the old "Wizard money gang" with V, J and N, thanks
They are magicians in ye old times
No.15631
Anonymous
>>15627
Either elves or vampire counts
No.15632
Anonymous
Replies:>>15641>>15648
>>15624
>You are the envoy sent to the Drone lands to parley for their quality goods
>Ideally, you will acquire some of their revered runic items, those powered by strange stones etched with intricate patterns which grant them power beyond mortal ken
>You sit at the meeting table across from a drone noble adorned in jewels, who's drinking from a large mug
>They pass you a smaller mug, and you tentatively sip the most terribly bitter thing in your life
>You wince, but force it down, and the drone laughs loudly
>"Good show, lad! Normally yer kind can't keep it down t'save their lives."
>"That said, it IS toxic to ye, so you'd best stop at one."
>Great start to negotiations, the diplomat was already trying to poison you

>The talks continue for quite some time, everything you have to offer being shrugged off (except the fancy dyed silks, that seems to resonate)
>They managed to find some actual human alcohol somewhere in the back, so you were now rather drunk
>"Tell me, what d'ye think of our mutual neighbors, the so-called 'High Machines', laddie?"
>You launch into a rant about how those tall knife-handed fucks are the worst things you've ever had the displeasure of interacting with, and you're glad they can only come out at night so as not to bother honest daywalking folk like yourself
>After you're done, the negotiation table is silent, and you're afraid you accidentally insulted the drone
>He takes a long, contemplative drink, emptying his mug, judging you with his big ol' eyes
>Then he smiles, and laughs, so loud it echoes through the room and leaves your ears ringing
>"Ye sure oil don't flow through yer veins?"
>"Come, lad, yer in no state ta negotiate. We'll pick up talks when yer sober, now that we've seen optic-to-eye."
>You're led to a very spartan bedchamber, where one of the noble's daughters sees to your relative comfort
>Maybe it's the liquor talking, but you're not averse to the way she laughs and keeps eyeing you...
>But even wasted, you weren't going to risk a political shitstorm, so you kept everything above the belt as you turned in for the night
No.15633
Anonymous
>>15625
Certainly on the table seeing as the Solver is driven by eerily humanoid emotions as much as anything else. Plus, it acts a bit immature at times.
No.15634
Anonymous
Believe it or not
Jane lore in its entirety
I’ll do whatever it takes squirrel memeyoutube thumb
No.15635
Anonymous
Replies:>>15671
>>15620
>J fan
>Doubts it's going to be anything too serious though
There were too many such cases already, I like J too but better anticipate the worst, yes she is the most popular of the 'secondary antagonist' type (Alice/Doll), but those have very very bad chances of having a good time. I hate it but if I'm honest J feels the most likely to get killed in 8, it's not right sure but they'd do it. Uzi won't go, she had her stand moment, neither N the mascot, Khan and Nkri of course not, and V who is gonna comeback in that very ep? Wouldn't be unexpected but feel cheap, no one else left who'd make enough impact to 'raise the stakes' if they get killed.
Anyways I hope it won't happen, but I fear 8, really
No.15636
Anonymous
>>15619
NTA but I agree about Alice, the entire thing is weird tbh
>Very outstanding design
>Lore importance, relevant knowledge (at the time of six, at least, till 7 we just knew the core collapse from Alice's view, with exception of knowing Nori wasn't in controll as herself ofc, Alice clearly zhought she wad)
I understand the limitations they have, and not everyone gets what he wants, yeah they also made it very clear how they want us to see Alice tho I don't get why they add enough detail to show her as a objectively rather good character (didn't kill innocents, which separates her from nearly all other characters), just to treat and display her as a rather monstrous one who in the eyes of the casual watcher 'deserved what she got'.
I guess one could say it's just coincidence that her 'alibi' is so consistent if it was not intended, but I doubt it in a show that detail heavy. Not to mention her total absence from anything after the Glitch-X teaser for 7&8, until the Glitch in post about the number.
I don't think 8 will change much about it in any case, so, in the end it won't matter much what she was meant to be, just a shame to add so much to her if their only intention was to use her to explain the kther DD squads
No.15637
Anonymous
>>15613
Nta
Point being?
No.15639
Anonymous
Replies:>>15642
>>15569
Nice one, sounds easy enough, I'll try it once I'm through the week.
Are you by chance the same Tessa-anon who made the Alice-idea-list back in January? cause I like Tessa too, did think about drawing her, just feel I know the character too badly/humans alone are strange to do, so, if you'd ever end up finding something with Alice and Tessa (strange combination I know, couldn't make up something myself yet) I tell you I'll draw it. Not directly, but the same week, I've been trying to think of something since February and just ugh
No.15640
Anonymous
>>15638
Calirbi
No.15641
Anonymous
>>15632
Nice work Anon
No.15642
Anonymous
Replies:>>15643
>>15639
I've tossed out ideas about her a few times and written a few shorts.Like the ones where she is keeping a veteran company as part of a reintegration program. I don't remember the months though. I haven't kept track of the past few months because of reasons.
No.15643
Anonymous
Image:172229601148.jpg(34kB, 736x736)65b1c1891558f1bbfe446eddecce1b56.jpg
>>15642
Oh I remember the veteran one, it was in the March 20ies I think, a very interesting and memorable one, I liked it a lot, thank you then, back then it really improved things for me.
Also understandable, things happen, I am not doing nearly as good or as much as I used or would like to here
No.15644
Anonymous
Replies:>>15645>>15646>>15647
Image:172229676937.png(510kB, 723x1300)Squire v ready to battle.png
Finish it
No.15645
Anonymous
>>15644
Very badass work drawfren!
No.15646
Anonymous
>>15644
This is really wonderful Friend!
I really like how you made the armor really shine, it certainly gives the vibes of "knight in a shiny armor" and something I like is that you included the little dagger made for getting at the weak points of a plate's armor!
Also, I like that sword, made for bashing due to being top-heavy and slicing, since it's a sword.
No.15647
Anonymous
>>15644
draw her fighting a oogi gobbo
No.15648
Anonymous
>>15632
Glorious.

Also funny how even in humanity's second dark age, years into the future with the world having gone haywire, drones having eyes for humans is STILL a thing.
No.15649
Anonymous
Image:172229883424.jpg(83kB, 1080x493)Screenshot_2024-07-30-02-19-39-752_com.duckduckgo.mobile.android-edit.jpg
Imagine this happening in the episode, I'm dead lmao
No.15652
Anonymous
Replies:>>15653
Image:172230036125.jpg(462kB, 1920x1080)I don't know why I thought of this, md autism too strong.jpeg
Alright, I was hearing this Blur - Intermissionyoutube thumb and thought of this

>You fucked it up, you really fucked it up this time
>Your swings of anger got you into a big problem this time, and there is no way out
>The drone is lying on the floor dead, her screen destroyed, her head almost gone from the hit, and leaking a lot of oil
>HE is not going to like this, you need to get out of this now, get out
>So you start to walk out of this corridor, as calm as possible, trying to look innocent
>But soon some worker drones walk beside you, walking directly to the body without knowing it
>You hear a scream behind you, making you accelerate your pace
>Because of the scream many worker drones are running towards the scream to see what is happening
>You fucked up so bad, you better start to run now
>And you are not walking anymore, you are more like jogging, then after hearing your now ex-friend screaming and crying you begin to run
>He will KNOW it was you, you are the last two of your type in this place after all, and that type of damage is only able to be done by one of you two
>You run as fast as you can, you need to get out of this place
>Steps, fast ones are following you now, distant, he is running towards you, you know it
>He always was faster than you so you give it your all to try to get out before he gets you
>"RUE, YOU FUCKING WHORE!" He is screaming your name, a horrible scream of pain and sorrow, he sounds too close
>You run through the corridors slamming against the walls when there is a turn, fearing slowing down

>You run your best but you can hear him every time he screams, every time closer "I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU"
>And when you get to the outpost door you see it is closed
>You press the button to open it but as soon as you do, you feel something grabbing your head and slamming it against the wall
>He is here, and you kick him so he drops you, and he does
>You turn around to see him, he looks mad and full of hate toward you
>"Hey, we are co-workers, friends... You can't blame me, we were made to do this, it is hard to maintain control" Saying that didn't help, it looked like you just made him angrier
>He generates a sword and tries to slice you, you barely dodge that
>Then he takes you by surprise by grabbing you by the neck with his other hand
>He slams you against the wall, pointing the blade at your neck "You piece of shit-"
>You don't want to be rude but he is going to kill you, so you generate some claws and stab him in the visor
>"AAAAH!" He screams in pain letting you go, grabbing his face "Sorry, don't want to die today"
>You see how the door is open so you press the button again to close it down and run out
>This thing closes faster than it opens, you can see that he already regenerated his visor and started to run toward you
>You are so close to the door, and in the last moment you jump through the small hap there is before it closes and you can hear him slamming against the door
>You pull out your wings and fly out of there, you can't come back now
No.15653
Anonymous
Replies:>>15654
>>15652
Oh, what's the backstory behind these fellows?
No.15654
Anonymous
>>15653
After talking for a while with my brain, I have come up with this, there was the typical team of 3 disassembly drones sent to attack the outpost and destroy it. With time something similar with the main cast of MD happens, a WD gets to know them and eventually gains the trust of one, with time they are "friends" and decide to stop this stuff and instead use other sources of oil, but one of the 3 doesn't want to go with it but maintains silence enough time to gain trust, and as soon as he gets in he starts a massacre, the other male DD called Rael (who goes unnamed in the green but I wanted to use this name) kills him, and destroy the core, then with time he ends up with the WD that convince them to stop, the female DD called Rue has anger issues from the start, mentally unstable DD is a normal thing, but after not being able to kill for a while she is losing control but mostly maintains cool, but she ends up with a short fuze, she hits some times WDs when they get in her nerves but never with enough force to actually kill one. This time the WD that started this friendship started to talk with Rue, talking about she is becoming a problem and they need to see how to fix and she needs to stop being so aggressive, Rue then has a little leak in her memory but what she remembers that she hits the WD with a lot of strength, green start.
That's what my brain tells me what happened, by the way, search for the meaning of the names of Rue and Rael.
No.15655
Anonymous
Image:172230237996.jpg(57kB, 1004x992)IMG_3959.jpeg
>>15613
>Joy
What did you just say?
No.15657
Anonymous
Replies:>>15662
Today is Monday, which means that S gets to lick a graham cracker.
It is her favorite activity.
No.15658
Anonymous
Replies:>>15663
Image:172230320304.jpg(133kB, 716x1024)delusional cyn.jpg
No.15659
Anonymous
Replies:>>15660>>15661>>15666
Image:172230360202.png(1.79MB, 2000x2000)LandsknechtYFinal.png
>>15404
Finished with this
No.15660
Anonymous
>>15659
Holy fucking based!
No.15661
Anonymous
>>15659
>Was just thinking about how cool landsknechts are
>Now this
Y is a drone after my own heart.
No.15662
Anonymous
Image:172230383423.png(277kB, 2090x1556)long S.png
>>15657
>Petting S as she licks her graham cracker
No.15663
Anonymous
Replies:>>15665
>>15658
>Darkest Drones
>You receive snail mail
>In the future this means two things
>One, the sender doesn't want the contents to be traceable
>Two, the sender is rich and fancy
>The letter is from Old Tessa, a distant relative
>She names you her sole inheritor and pleads for you to come to the Elliott estate to undo her sin
>She survived the gala by listening to Cyn
>Then she lived listening to Cyn until she became a monster
>Tessa lived a life of debauchery and forbidden studies
>Cyn used her wealth and connections to bring over and corrupt the ruling elite of politicians and celebs, who are worshipping Satan already anyway
>You have to kill zombie drones (undead), a force of mercenaries (brigands), Solver Cultists, Molefolk instead of Merfolk because this is straya
>The Leper is a former streamer who got cancelled. He has no desease but nobody wants to be seen with him
No.15664
Anonymous
>Old Tessa was so eccentric that she recorded her narration before commiting suicide
>Speakers play her commentary throughout the dungeons
No.15665
Anonymous
Replies:>>15667
>>15663
>The Crusader is just an extremely anti-drone human.
>The Flagellant is a drone who enjoyed being struck by humans a little too much.
>The Graverobber is a drone who graverobbed her previous abusive (now deceased) master.
>The Abomination is a human the Solver cultists gave Solver surgeries to.
>The Bounty Hunter is just a human mercenary who was out of work after the Solver Wars.
>The Highwayman is the guy who used to steal the V Maid drones at all the 7/11s.
No.15666
Anonymous
>>15659
What a wonderful piece, Friend! Good to see you drew her in a German mercenary attire, and also a proper sword for her, the Zweihänder, which is a lovely sword I may add, I love the little "medal", can't remember if there is a proper word, with a DD skull in it, a wonderful piece of art.
No.15667
Anonymous
Replies:>>15668
>>15665
I think the Bounty Hunter would be a Repoman who was sent to repossess stuff because of Old Tessa's debts.
No.15668
Anonymous
Replies:>>15669
>>15667
True.

I imagine then Bounty Hunter was a drone Repoman who both dealt with irresponsible drone owners as well as runaway drones.
No.15669
Anonymous
Replies:>>15670
>>15668
The Flagellant could be a masochist in a gimp suit. Probably with another class being his Dominatrix. Their story is that they came to join the debauchered parties at the Elliott estate but came too late.
No.15670
Anonymous
>>15669
Oh, that'd be pretty accurate actually.

Even more ironic if the Dominatrix is a drone (yet oddly fitting I find).

Battling the Solver's corruption through sheer freakiness.
No.15671
Anonymous
Replies:>>15672>>15760
Image:172230658840.jpg(39kB, 850x664)sample-76c9b8ddec6fc52f2e43738534f0b454.jpg
>>15635
You might very well be right. But that's what I meant when I said it wasn't going to be too serious. As in, the showrunners won't take her death seriously and demonstrate the implications of the lie of a life she's been living. I hope we're wrong and if she does die, that it have some form of genuine impact. Though, if I'm being honest, I hope she makes it out alive.
No.15672
Anonymous
Replies:>>15674
>>15671
Liam's already had his one impactful death/"death" of the series, you don't get a second.
No.15673
Anonymous
If she dies, how can they give J uppies?
No.15674
Anonymous
>>15672
V isn't dead, Lizzy is texting her
No.15675
Anonymous
Image:172230752852.jpg(138kB, 1024x1024)IMG_4856.jpeg
>>15264
I like this depiction way more
No.15676
Anonymous
Replies:>>15678
Do you think The Solver would try this before being killed by Uzi?
Hooktail's Offeryoutube thumb
No.15677
Anonymous
Replies:>>15681>>15683
>You're making dinner for both you and S tonight, since you have recently decided that drones are people too
>You've learned that you can make oil-based sauces for DDs to enjoy a human meal, you just need to cook it in two pans so as not to poison yourself
>Quietly popping open a can of oil, you pour it into a sacrificial pan and-
>As you take a step back, you bump into S, who is standing right behind you, staring wide-eyed at the can of oil, craning her head toward it
>"No, this is for dinner," you tell her
>"I can lick it clean," she offers
>"You'll spoil your appetite."
>You get back to cooking, but have to nudge her away when she goes for the empty can now and then, and she stands behind you the entire time you cook
>She does get to lick the spoon, you're not heartless
No.15678
Anonymous
Replies:>>15679
>>15676
Is that you, vyke?
No.15679
Anonymous
>>15678
Who?
No.15680
Anonymous
Replies:>>15682
I want Uzi to bully me
No.15681
Anonymous
>>15677
Aw, that's cute.
No.15682
Anonymous
Replies:>>15684>>15685
>>15680
You getting bullied by a loser make you a even bigger loser
No.15683
Anonymous
>>15677
That's pretty adorable mate
No.15684
Anonymous
>>15682
But! It would make me cum
No.15685
Anonymous
>>15682
Hypothetically, couldn't you just start bullying her back since her being a loser means nobody will stick up for her.
No.15686
Anonymous
Replies:>>15687>>15688>>15738
Do you ever get nervous because you feel like you're behind schedule on your writefagging/artfagging?
No.15687
Anonymous
Replies:>>15690
>>15686
Oh definitely.

It's that and the fact that I have no idea if my OCs and greentexts are just seen as annoying wastes of space that makes me sometimes reconsider even sharing them.

Knowing how much anonymity comes with using this place though does help assuage me.
No.15688
Anonymous
Replies:>>15689>>15693
>>15686
Yeah. Especially if I mention that I'm writing something on here and then take a long time to finish. Even worse if someone is saying that they're looking forward to it.
No.15689
Anonymous
Replies:>>15692
>>15688
Speaking of, I'm curious. What sorts of things have you written, or do you plan on eventually writing?
No.15690
Anonymous
>>15687
NTA. To be honest, I have come to a point that I don't really care what people think of what I create, I just focus on having fun writing, and in constructive criticism.
No.15691
Anonymous
Replies:>>15694
One thing I want to say to everyone who's done writing, art, any kind of content creation here is that I appreciate basically all of it.
I might not reply every time, because sometimes I can't think of anything to say other than "good", but it doesn't go unappreciated.
Sometimes the only replies are naysayers going "nah it sucks", but they don't speak for everyone, and I doubt I'm the only one who feels this way.

Keep it up, and may you all some day be united with your favorite drone(s) under inexplicable circumstances.
No.15692
Anonymous
>>15689
Drone drop testing, a green about labor bot lore and the Elf stuff, which is what I'm currently writing.
No.15693
Anonymous
>>15688
That made me remember I had to write something so long ago, someone was looking to it, but I have come to a point that I don't know what to do, and started doing other stuff because I'm unable to continue it, I really feel bad for that Anon, maybe one day I will continue.
No.15694
Anonymous
>>15691
Hey same, but if I remember I try to at least say "it is good" I have seen that helps a lot
No.15695
Anonymous
Replies:>>15696>>15697>>15699>>15700>>15701>>15715>>15722>>15730>>15759>>15775
Image:172231414489.png(1.36MB, 2100x1856)pebisuu.png
U-U sloppy
No.15696
Anonymous
Replies:>>15698
>>15695
Is it possible for then to be caught in an infinite pleasure loop?
No.15697
Anonymous
>>15695
Nice sloppy toppy, but I haven't seen this art style, or maybe someone changed his art style a bit, do you have a name drawfriend?
No.15698
Anonymous
>>15696
From what I have seen... No, but if you pleasure both the feeling will be intensified, it would be like feeling pleasure x4 to them
No.15699
Anonymous
>>15695
>Later they then bite of his balls off
No.15700
Anonymous
>>15695
Gremlin sex, hell yes. I'm glad there's so much appreciation for those two idiots.
>They act like they're doing Anon a huge favor when they start, but make their true feelings all too obvious when they get really into it
No.15701
Anonymous
Replies:>>15703
>>15695
>Giving more attention to one so the feelings of sexual frustration multiply and they try harder
No.15702
Anonymous
Replies:>>15704>>15717>>15728
>Be Henry (squishy human)
>Wake up in bed
>Yesterday was rough, so you want to go back to sleep
>Your outside-light-adaptive room lights tell you it's early, early morning since it's a deep dark navy blue in your room
>Lay your head back on your pillow and smile that you get to be dead to the world again
>There's a knock on your door.
>"Henry?"
>It's the voice of Yulta, the Worker Drone maid you brought with you to Copper 9 for your assignment
>"What?" You groggily call out
>"Leg's getting ink all over the floor again."
>"Go clean it up," you call out.
>"The ass got some on my visor! I can't see!"
>You hate every hour you spend awake on this miserable orb of ice
>You also hate it when your c̶h̶i̶l̶d̶r̶e̶n̶ drone assistants start being pettily destructive
>"Come in. . ."
>Immediate regret when Yulta's entire face is a featureless black blob
>10 minutes later: You get a wet rag and start scrubbing the partly-dried ink off of Yulta's head
>"Did you do something to piss him off or what?" You ask
>"No. . ."
>Can tell she's lying. She's a really bad liar since nobody taught her the right way how to.
>"You can stay blind or you can tell me why you're fighting again."
>She shakes her head
>You stop cleaning
>10 seconds pass: She's already given up and started talking
>"I told him that I'm your favorite."
>Confused.jpg

Okay, this has gotten long enough I think that I'll just reply to this sometime later with another one. I think this is also a good point to leave off at.

1/?
No.15703
Anonymous
Replies:>>15709>>15718
>>15701
Imagine using one's mouth like an onahole, and watching her twin stick her tongue out and put her hand on her own empty throat, feeling the phantom sensations.
No.15704
Anonymous
Replies:>>15705
Image:172231540135.jpg(128kB, 1114x930)1713029110307.jpg
>>15702
>Be Henry
You fucking jumpscared me for a second, Anon.
But he's gone. He can't hurt anyone now.
No.15705
Anonymous
Replies:>>15706>>15710
>>15704
Oh, what do you mean? Lol.

I'm both afraid yet intrigued to learn about who 'Henry' is.
No.15706
Anonymous
Replies:>>15707>>15713
>>15705
>Not Eanon
There was a Dr. Henry OC that was primarily an antagonist, I really don't remember what he did exactly or how he managed to pull it off but he was a popular bastard scientist
No.15707
Anonymous
Replies:>>15708
>>15706
Ohh, I see.

To be honest, I hope I don't evoke too too much trauma through that then.

Henry Walsta is a certified technician, and though he's kind of a scrouge on the surface, I don't really intend to write him antagonistically.
No.15708
Anonymous
>>15707
Nah don't worry about it mate
No.15709
Anonymous
>>15703
Fucking hot
No.15710
Anonymous
Replies:>>15712>>15714>>15723
>>15705
OLD thread figure, a human scientist who had zero care for drones aside from researching them in torturous and awful ways. Basically your average canon MD human ported into our drone-sympathetic AU.
He was a smug, untouchable dickhead, though I think he was gradually being thwarted by various figures around the office and his own hubris.
Or so I can tell, I was not around then and trawled archives for greentexts for some time. Maybe I'm totally wrong.

I recently named a character Holly and completely forgot there was a Dr. Holly, it happens, no big deal.
No.15712
Anonymous
>>15710
Ah, I see.

I think that makes it all the more ironic that Henry, from how I mentally thought of him, is kind of just a mirror of this Dr. Henry lol.

Sounds like they were quite fun when they were around though.
No.15713
Anonymous
Replies:>>15765
>>15706
Ejem... Animaniacs: Yakko's Nations of the World Karaokeyoutube thumb
Many crimes, including: Murdering droness, torturing drone's, stealing drones and drone's parts, stealing JCJ products, hate crime against drones, killing someone's wife who was a drone, stealing someone's drone just to torture it because he found her annoying, attempted killing of a J unit and Tessa, verbal abuse against a E unit in a Halloween party, killing co-workers if I remember well, putting co-workers in danger, blackmail, misuse of funds, stealing in general, illegal experiments, illegal medical experiments if I remeber correctly, and much more I can't remember.
No.15714
Anonymous
>>15710
Dr Holly is also a bitch that hurts drones, funny enough, she does it because she finds them genuinely interesting and likes them in a very weird way, from what I remember
No.15715
Anonymous
>>15695
Lick my prick and make me nut
No.15716
Anonymous
Replies:>>15720
I see. It's always interesting to get to learn more about these OCs and how they were and are written.

I think Henry (Walsta) is generally apathetic to drones except for Yulta and Leg. It's more born from isolation than anything else though.
No.15717
Anonymous
>>15702
>I think this is also a good point to leave off at
Fucker, I wanted to read more!
No.15718
Anonymous
>>15703
Imagine fucking one while the other is trying to do something else like watch TV or slay Worker drones
No.15719
Anonymous
Replies:>>15752
Okay here's my proposal. Femboy N. Not Twink N, there's a difference but Femboy N
No.15720
Anonymous
Replies:>>15721
>>15716
Are you the new Anon from some hours ago?
Yeahs these threads have a pretty long history, I was lucky to be when the creativity exploded and we got a lot of interesting stuff, it was so fun to read. These days we get a lot of interesting greens, don't get me wrong, but when I started to come to the threads there were double or even triple the amount.
No.15721
Anonymous
Replies:>>15725
>>15720
Indeed, I'm the Anon from last night who started asking around about greens and OCs.
No.15722
Anonymous
>>15695
Who you
No.15723
Anonymous
Replies:>>15724>>15753
Image:172231684215.png(745kB, 1431x635)windex.png
>>15710
>Basically your average canon MD human ported into our drone-sympathetic AU.
That's exactly what he was and I always found it tiresome that he was treated as some legendary boogeyman among the thread OCs when he's actually less cruel than the canon scientists are, always doing things purely to advance science and not out of pure sadism. The reveal in episode 7 that N doesn't actually feel pain differently and is just a masochist completely recontextualizes him laughing after getting the virus in the pilot in the exact same way he would later laugh while getting vivisected by Beau.
>This is fun for them.
No.15724
Anonymous
Replies:>>15753
Image:172231723355.png(711kB, 1186x650)Wolves ov Siberia.png
>>15723 (me)
It was like if a single serious Third Reich scientist was surrounded by an army of Mengeles and he was treated like he was the worst thing ever.
No.15725
Anonymous
Replies:>>15727
>>15721
Good to see you are still around, remember to ask whatever you want, and have fun writing your very interesting green Friend.
No.15727
Anonymous
Replies:>>15731
>>15725
Thank you, friend. I'm already having some fun writing and seeing how others enjoy it. That and just sharing the crackhead ideas I have, no matter how crazy they are.
No.15728
Anonymous
Replies:>>15729>>15735>>15749
>>15702
>Confused.jpg
>"Why?" You ask. "Why would you tell him that? Why would you *want* to tell him that?"
>"We were already arguing about who'd go out scavenging! You said one of us always has to stay behind to watch the bunker, and when I brought it up, he started talking about why he should always be the one you bring out."
>Confused2.jpg
>"Yulta. . . Why would you argue over that? It's a chore to go out there, isn't it? Don't you hate the freezing cold?"
>She's silent.
>Still silent.
>Several seconds pass.
>You're patient with her, as you always were with Leg.
>"I just don't want to be left behind, Henry. It's colder when I'm alone than when I'm walking out there."
>No more confusion. Simply the nigh-inability to understand why your drone could feel this way.
>Hate. For your failure to understand her.
>Or. . . is it an unwillingness to understand? You aren't gullible, or naive.
>You always hated the comfortably numb. So why?
>Why have you embraced it all this time on this planet?
>"I'm sorry, Yulta."
>You continue to clean her head.
>She relaxes on her chair.
>"It's. . . fine. I just. . . You remember how you find me and Leg, right? I don't like being alone. I don't like the quiet."
>"It's cold you said, right?" You ask, gentler than you were before.
>Maybe gentler than you've ever been.
>"Yeah."
>You finish getting the last of the ink out.
>You hug her.
>Silence.

2/?
No.15729
Anonymous
>>15728
I honestly wanted to take Henry, Yulta, and Leg's story down a lower path.

But as I write this and relive the experiences that have inspired me, I don't think I can.
No.15730
Anonymous
>>15695
Las Criaturas!
No.15731
Anonymous
Replies:>>15733
>>15727
I like your style Friend. It's important to have fun while writing, that's why I write!
No.15732
Anonymous
Replies:>>15734
Image:172231815601.jpg(107kB, 1200x663)GToRD38WsAAM5-W.jpeg
How J see herself
No.15733
Anonymous
Replies:>>15736
>>15731
Thank you! I too am feeling good rediscovering the joy of writing, friend.
No.15734
Anonymous
>>15732
Mommy
No.15735
Anonymous
Replies:>>15737
>>15728
Friend, nice work! I really like how this is going, last sentences are heartwarming, although I do think the ".jpg" are a little weros to include, since I don't get if this is somewhat serious, comedy, or a bit of both, but this nice, keep going!
No.15736
Anonymous
Image:172231838642.jpg(357kB, 3000x3000)1707026413833519.jpg
>>15733
That's good to hear!
No.15737
Anonymous
Replies:>>15739
>>15735
That's good to know, friend.

I do use the .jpgs just because I've seen them lots in other greens and also just use them whenever I want to keep things more concise. Other than that though, ye, this is meant to be fairly serious with some room for comedy.
No.15738
Anonymous
Replies:>>15740
>>15686
Far too often. But I like to remind myself that quality takes time and effort, so sometimes it can wait just a little longer. Then again, I am usually plagued with quality anxiety the most...
No.15739
Anonymous
Replies:>>15741
Image:172231897149.png(324kB, 1340x1389)171455057086.png
>>15737
I see Friend, good to know, I'm the type of Anon to use that type of things just when is complete comedy, but it's just about preference, like how you use ** to emphasize something, I do that too! Which to be honest I took from a game.
No.15740
Anonymous
Replies:>>15743
>>15738
>quality anxiety
What is bad quality anxiety? What the difference?
No.15741
Anonymous
Replies:>>15746
>>15739
Ah, very nice!

My writing is honestly just how I'd write a story or RP but made more concise for a greentext. That and me just trying to make it 'fit' better with 4Chan and not treat it like I'm writing an entire Ao3 fic chapter or anything like that.
No.15742
Anonymous
Does anyone remember the N shitting violently dream?
No.15743
Anonymous
Replies:>>15744
>>15740
A worry that my writing is either incomprehensible or subpar
No.15744
Anonymous
Replies:>>15745
>>15743
Everyone, or almost everyone feels that, most of the time is untrue, unless you write something like "My inmortal" but no one will ever be that bad again, I hope
No.15745
Anonymous
Replies:>>15747
>>15744
You'd be surprised at some things you can find out there. But yes, you're right, it's rarely ever true. Still an annoying voice to have ringing in the back of your cranium
No.15746
Anonymous
>>15741
I'm always mixed between the two types of writing, I like the versatility and faster to complete greens, but AO3 is nice since you can write long paragraphs, full of detail and I don't have to restrain myself writing long stuff, but for me it takes longer to write, green takes less time in most cases and are easy to share, I guess everything has it pros and cons, Friend.
No.15747
Anonymous
>>15745
I learned to ignore that, finding "peace of mind" is so wonderful, I hope you can someday.
No.15748
Anonymous
rolling N up in a blanket like a hot dog and tickling him while he’s restrained, then carrying the N roll to the couch and falling asleep with him
No.15749
Anonymous
Replies:>>15750>>15866
>>15728
>Silence.
>More silence.
>Yulta makes a faint sound.
>You pull back and look down at her.
>Before you can ask if she's alright, she pushes her head into your chest and wraps her arms around you.
>You bring her back into the hug again.
>It's tighter this time.
>No, you're just not holding back this time.
>You can tell she isn't either from the way your bones feel like they'll bend if she puts anymore force into it.
>You hug for a short time longer before Yulta pulls away.
>You both stand up.
>"Now." You start speaking and Yulta comes to attention. "Don't say that to Leg again, okay?"
>Yulta nods slowly.
>"Okay. . ." She struggles saying it.
>You can still tell that she really means it to you.
>"Now, where's Leg?"

A minute passes as you and Yulta search the tiny bunker.

>You find Leg in his room. He's getting ready for the next expedition outside.
>"Leg."
>"What?" He asks as if he hasn't done anything.
>"You're gonna clean the floor with Yulta once we're back from the supply run."
>"Oh, and to punish me, you're gonna leave me behind too, aren't you?"
>Shock. Silence.
>"I knew it!" Leg sounds like he might just laugh. "I knew you'd take her side."
>"Leg."
>"Just like you always do."
>"Leg."
>He's not listening. He's raving.
>"Why? What does she have that I don't, Henry? Don't you think I remember what you muttered in your sleep those first few nights you recovered us? Yeah. You called us your *kids*. Even if it was in your sleep, you still said it. So why? Why is she your favorite?"
>"She's not, Leg. And neither are you."
>Leg glares at Yulta behind you and you take a step towards him.
>"What are you doing?" Leg asks.
>"What I should've done a while ago."
>Henry, unknowingly, is terrible when it comes to wording things.

3/?
No.15750
Anonymous
>>15749
I think this is interesting Friend, can't say much because I'm falling sleep
Good night Friends
No.15751
Anonymous
This artfagging stuff is pretty time consuming
No.15752
Anonymous
>>15719
Does he still date Uzi?
No.15753
Anonymous
Replies:>>15754>>15755>>15756>>15758
>>15723
>>15724
Anon Henry was a boogie man cause in the thread fanon he was the mengele surrounded by ordinary scientists
And also I'm pretty sure in lore he was a legit sadist (or atleast unable to feel empty)
No.15754
Anonymous
Replies:>>15756
>>15753 (me)
Empathy* fuck
No.15755
Anonymous
>>15753
Ah, I see.
No.15756
Anonymous
Replies:>>15757
>>15753
>>15754
That sounds like a problem with the thread fanon breaking what was canonically established even at the time.
No.15757
Anonymous
>>15756
Who cares if fanon breaks canon. We wanted to have fun and create greentexts in an AU where the drones and humans were equals
No.15758
Anonymous
>>15753
>he was a legit sadist
He was. Most of his "experiments" were just him mutilating drones because he likes inflicting pain while patting himself on the back for being so smart.
No.15759
Anonymous
Image:172232766769.jpg(39kB, 604x592)1707672191607681.jpg
>>15695
the man delivers
No.15760
Anonymous
Image:172232825627.jpg(219kB, 2048x1600)core offer.jpg
>>15671
No.15761
Anonymous
Replies:>>15762
Image:172232998367.jpg(114kB, 874x955)GTtHlIcW0AAUGYt.jpeg
No.15762
Anonymous
Replies:>>15763
>>15761
i stole it
No.15763
Anonymous
Replies:>>15764
>>15762
Did you suck it?
No.15764
Anonymous
>>15763
no. I added it to my collection
No.15765
Anonymous
>>15713
>verbal abuse against a E unit in a Halloween party
Then that same E unit proceeded to rip off the dude’s “rotten banana” and force feed it to him. Dude had a metal crotch from that point on.
No.15766
Anonymous
Replies:>>15767
Image:172233355195.png(68kB, 1329x384)Screenshot 2024-07-30 115826.png
just gonna repost this from trash
No.15767
Anonymous
>>15766
Anymore parts?
No.15768
Anonymous
Replies:>>15860
Image:172233945983.png(417kB, 1129x635)1709430276918.png
>>15324
What did i miss?
No.15769
Anonymous
Replies:>>15771>>15772
Image:172233952750.jpg(107kB, 500x492)IMG_20240730_193759.jpg
No.15770
Anonymous
Image:172234197321.jpg(276kB, 1152x2048)GStiuAbXYAAtgpE.jpeg
Found this in twitter
No.15771
Anonymous
>>15769
I "like" NUzi in the sense that I like N and Uzi makes him happy. I otherwise don't give a bad penny about the purple gremlin herself.
No.15772
Anonymous
>>15769
I'm that image kind of reminds me of this I portrayed you as a soyjak and me as a chad.youtube thumb
No.15773
Anonymous
Replies:>>15776>>15784
why are some OCs such huge faggots
No.15775
Anonymous
Replies:>>15850
>>15695
The viewer's thighs are rather thick. Must be a soyboy like N
No.15776
Anonymous
Replies:>>15777
>>15773
If you mean literally the answer is mostly if not always
>"I was horny."
No.15777
Anonymous
>>15776
purging faggots makes me extremely horny ghhhhh
No.15778
Anonymous
Replies:>>15779>>15781>>15787
Image:172234708905.png(100kB, 856x1141)1714196327373322.png
Why J is such a bully to lower rank workers?
No.15779
Anonymous
Replies:>>15780
>>15778
Because she knows she's superior and she's correct
No.15780
Anonymous
Replies:>>15782
>>15779
But bullying is bad :(
No.15781
Anonymous
>>15778
She's been doing this ever since she learned what "instant loss" is.
No.15782
Anonymous
>>15780
>t. N
No.15783
Anonymous
Replies:>>15785>>15797
>Fun Early Morning Canon Facts: As a way to apologize, N sucks the dicks of the Outpost's Drone in the downstairs bathroom through a small hole, just don't tell Uzi
No.15784
Anonymous
>>15773
Because it's not gay if it's a robot.
Which is a problem when you're trying to be gay.
No.15785
Anonymous
Replies:>>15786
>>15783
>It's an open secret known by everyone about N's dick sucking
>Even Khan is aware, yet they've all agreed not to tell Uzi
>When N returns back to her room he always explains it by saying that he ate some cake in the downstairs cafeteria
>In truth that's just the residue from the Doorman dick
No.15786
Anonymous
>>15785
Nori watched it, and record it s she film her stud of man obliterating that twink
No.15787
Anonymous
Replies:>>15788>>15790
>>15778
Jigger.
No.15788
Anonymous
Replies:>>15789
>>15787
Jiggles and jangles
No.15789
Anonymous
>>15788
i git spurrs dat dingle dangle dingle :D
No.15790
Anonymous
Replies:>>15792
>>15787
How insensitive, don't you know that word is offensive?
No.15791
Anonymous
Replies:>>15795
It was a missed opportunity for Liam to give Beau comically sized cowboy boots
No.15792
Anonymous
Replies:>>15793
>>15790
shush J suck my willy you whore
No.15793
Anonymous
Replies:>>15794
>>15792
Your tiny dick is not even up to the generous JCJ standards
No.15794
Anonymous
Replies:>>15796
>>15793
You can take V, pet horse
No.15795
Anonymous
>>15791
A little hard with those needle legs
No.15796
Anonymous
Replies:>>15798
>>15794
>NTA
Why do you want to see a horse's dick so badly? That's kinda gay bro
No.15797
Anonymous
Replies:>>15799
>>15783
>He fell for the fake news
>He doesn't know in reality is Thad, and it was his plan all along
No.15798
Anonymous
>>15796
That sounds gay and zoophilic
No.15799
Anonymous
Replies:>>15800
>>15797
This means that N was infact innocently eating cake but everyone thinks it's cum
No.15800
Anonymous
>>15799
Yeah, want to know the worst part? N has no idea, and many are hitting on him, but he just thinks it's them being nice
No.15801
Anonymous
Replies:>>15802
Image:172235247379.jpg(323kB, 2048x1536)GTvmIOjasAA3uOa.jpeg
No.15802
Anonymous
Image:172235248635.jpg(315kB, 2048x1536)GTvmKrcbYAAVNWr.jpeg
>>15801
No.15803
Anonymous
Replies:>>15804>>15805>>15807>>15808>>15809>>15811>>15812>>15816>>15822>>15826>>15827>>15879>>15880>>15932>>15940
>N is now present in the last thing you watched/read/played
What happens?
No.15804
Anonymous
>>15803
N cover of this
Kate Metz- Wrong Turnyoutube thumb
No.15805
Anonymous
Replies:>>15806
>>15803
N in minecraft....
No.15806
Anonymous
Replies:>>15810
>>15805
N plays with brown bricks
No.15807
Anonymous
>>15803
>EDF
He can join Storm Team.
No.15808
Anonymous
>>15803
N is Baby in Baby Driver?
No.15809
Anonymous
Image:172235437547.jpg(20kB, 640x426)VOID.jpeg
>>15803
N, now in my Gmod, I'm gonna force him fighting the most powerfull NPC like the raider NPC
No.15810
Anonymous
>>15806
he is having the grass on his dirt shack and doesn't care.
he already owns 5 dogs he tamed
No.15811
Anonymous
Replies:>>15813>>15814
>>15803
>Project Zomboid
Hmm. On the one hand N wouldn't have to worry about being eaten & may even be an invaluable asset in saving the few healthy humans left after the Knox Event. On the other hand convincing him that the undead need to be put down might cause some friction & unless N can sustain himself on gasoline and/or zombie blood he'll quickly run out of options as far as food goes
Although there's always the possibility of the survivors simply 'donating' their blood to sustain him
No.15812
Anonymous
>>15803
Hope N would love my creatures I made in spores
No.15813
Anonymous
Replies:>>15815
Image:172235463617.gif(88kB, 343x498)n looks at you.gif
>>15811
i dont think they could say no to this face
No.15814
Anonymous
>>15811
I hate Knoxers.
No.15815
Anonymous
>>15813
Stop rizzing me up N
No.15816
Anonymous
Replies:>>15824
Image:172235560654.jpg(561kB, 1920x1080)supplice_6225930.jpg
>>15803
>Supplice
I think the game just becomes a hell of a lot easier, especially the 1st level of Episode 3, fuck that level.
No.15817
Anonymous
Replies:>>15818
Image:172235694871.jpg(163kB, 1058x874)GTuVvRDaAAEPGqD.jpeg
No.15818
Anonymous
Replies:>>15819
>>15817
This aged poorly
No.15819
Anonymous
Replies:>>15820
>>15818
Poorly is an understatement. This aged like milk in a sauna.
No.15820
Liam Vickers
Replies:>>15821>>16101
>>15819
Nah that's going to happen with another particular character in Episode 8
No.15821
Anonymous
>>15820
STOP KILLING EVERYONE'S WAIFUS YOU MADMAN
No.15822
Anonymous
Replies:>>15823
Image:172235799249.jpg(78kB, 750x1000)Spoiler image
>>15803
I do not know, but N always kind of reminded me of this guy
No.15823
Anonymous
Replies:>>15825
>>15822
I miss him
No.15824
Anonymous
>>15816
>Supplice
indescribably based
No.15825
Anonymous
>>15823
Me too bro... I will not take that ending as canon, it would hurt so much
No.15826
Anonymous
>>15803
> Factorio
Alright Yellow Boy, you get to have your oil AND you get to kill things all the time
Its a win-win
No.15827
Anonymous
Replies:>>15828
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>>15803
Last game I ever played was this
No.15828
Anonymous
Replies:>>15830
>>15827
>Uzi giving you a wtf look from episode 3.jpeg
No.15830
Anonymous
Replies:>>15831
>>15828
It was a free game, and I loved the plot
No.15831
Anonymous
Replies:>>15832
>>15830
name?
No.15832
Anonymous
>>15831
A silent statue by Taboossy
No.15833
Anonymous
Replies:>>15834>>15835>>15838
Video:172236213663.mp4(2.25MB / 0:00:13 / avc1, 1280x720)cyn feeling romantical.mp4
No.15834
Anonymous
>>15833
I need a realistic depiction of what it would be like to get raped by Cyn. Remember those legs are fake, she's actually a giant centipede always
No.15835
Anonymous
Replies:>>15837
>>15833
>This is what Anon experiences when he says he doesn't like Cyn
No.15837
Anonymous
>>15835
More like N
No.15838
Desperate and Horny Anon
Replies:>>15839
>>15833
I don't like Cyn
No.15839
Anonymous
Video:172236309811.mp4(1.68MB / 0:00:05 / avc1, 1280x720)172217159194.mp4
>>15838
No.15841
Anonymous
Replies:>>15842>>15845>>15846>>15856
Do you guys ever get that feeling of impending doom? I don't know why I'm feeling it now
No.15842
Anonymous
Replies:>>15843
>>15841
Shut up dibs
No.15843
Anonymous
Replies:>>15844
>>15842
I don't know what dibs is
No.15844
Anonymous
Replies:>>15847
>>15843
Shut up zim
No.15845
Anonymous
>>15841
I'm not a doomposter, so no
No.15846
Anonymous
>>15841 (me)
Forget it, someone told me it was because I drank too much coffee
No.15847
Anonymous
Replies:>>15848
>>15844
Ohh, I get it now, I get the reference
No.15848
Anonymous
Replies:>>15849
>>15847
retard lol
No.15849
Anonymous
>>15848
Duh, that's why I'm here
No.15850
Anonymous
>>15775
He must be breedable
No.15851
Anonymous
Replies:>>15852
>Breaking News: A large explosion has occured at the N factory, the cause is still unknown by authorities but the damage has resulted in the escape of over two hundred thousand N units, these N's aren't fully programmed or in simple words, trained. Please report any N sightings to authorities
No.15852
Anonymous
Replies:>>15853
>>15851
>In other news the J factory has also blown up destroying all the J units inside, but honestly who cares
No.15853
Anonymous
>>15852
Me, I care
No.15854
Anonymous
Replies:>>15855
Watching porn on your Drone's face is next level cucking
No.15855
Anonymous
Replies:>>15857
>>15854
What if you watch your own sex tape on their screen while simultaneously having sex with them?
No.15856
Anonymous
Replies:>>15859
>>15841
I get it sometimes, it's just anxiety man. You'll power through this, just drink a beer or two and you'll be fine.
No.15857
Anonymous
>>15855
Well that's just sex
No.15858
Anonymous
Replies:>>15872
>Payday: Murder Drones Thread Editon
Alright who is who and what are some of the missons?
No.15859
Anonymous
>>15856
I discovered it was because of the espressos I drank, I feel better now
No.15860
Anonymous
Replies:>>15862>>15865
>>15768
>Uzi is now an Oogi in the show
what changes? Does she still get solver shit?
No.15861
Anonymous
Replies:>>15863>>15864>>15867
oogi..... is just the neko arc of murderdrones....
No.15862
Anonymous
>>15860
She's disturbingly more competent than the real Uzi, she does still get Solver infected but ends up through sheer stupidity and perhaps luck not completely going apeshit. The show ends in 4 episodes with The Solver being violently and graphically slain
No.15863
Anonymous
>>15861
Holy fuck
No.15864
Anonymous
>>15861
The dumb funny cat?
No.15865
Anonymous
>>15860
it becomes the rat movie
No.15866
Anonymous
Replies:>>15868
>>15749
>Henry stepped towards Leg.
>Was this it? Was this really how it would end? Leg sure hoped not.
>But even if it was how it all ended, a thought infested the back of his mind.
>Did he deserve it?
>Did he deserve to be thrown away, to lose everything, after having done so little to hold onto it?
>He'd always given himself up.
>He shattered his legs to save his original master's daughter.
>He was thrown in the wasteyards without having even been properly shut down first.
>Did he deserve to be thrown out into the snow now?
>Did he deserve to break? To remain broken?
>Did he even deserve to remain with his current master?
>"No quibbling from you," you say to Leg.
>You wrap your arms around him and pull him in tight for a hug.
>Leg is overwhelmed.
>Even though Workers alone run so much hotter than humans, it feels so warm.
>Almost too warm. But just right in the end.
>He knew what he deserved then.
>A father.
>His father.
>And he wouldn't forget his father's pale face even after he and his sister inevitably outlived him.
>"Forgive me, Leg. I. . . don't know what's going on."
>"What do you mean?" Leg asks confusedly.
>Both your and his voice have gone soft now.
>"I felt dead for so long after I knew Earth was gone."
>That's right. You had a family once.
>And now, you have a family once more.
>This time, you'll live or die with them.
>At least you can pray for that. To whatever Gods have watched over you on your journey.
>"I don't know what you mean," Leg said.
>"Neither do I," you say.
>You both laugh.
>You pat your boy on the back and turn to Yulta again.
>"*Both* of you are gonna scavenge with me today. You owe me the extra manpower after making this week's mess."
>Yulta and Leg lightly bicker over who was responsible but you tell them there's no reason to blame one another.
>"It was my fault. And it has been ever since I found you two."
>You embrace them.
>Drone or human---flesh and bone or metal and polymer. . .
>She's your daughter.
>And he's your son.

4/?
No.15867
Anonymous
Image:172237013107.png(81kB, 601x318)stare.png
>>15861
I wonder who could have done that
No.15868
Anonymous
>>15866
This is pretty cute Friend, pretty nice.
No.15869
Anonymous
Replies:>>15870>>15871
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>>13495
So I know I said no more previews until I'm done with the whole thing, but I really wanted to share one more thing.
No.15870
Anonymous
Replies:>>15874
>>15869
Dunno what it's about but looks very atmospheric, idk how people seem to wing it all the time with mouths, it's the single hardest thing for me to do, based
No.15871
Anonymous
Replies:>>15874
>>15869
Interesting name Friend, do you used the word Ebon because of the oil?
No.15872
Anonymous
>>15858
I'm struggling to picture what a paday-esque MD game would even look like
>Disassembly Drones trying to drill/break doors to loot all the workers of their liquid gold (oil)
No.15873
Anonymous
Replies:>>15875>>15877
Image:172237119575.png(51kB, 778x714)38675a5bdd2353a4c637bec3245a65a6.png
Do you think he still has the Pen
No.15874
Anonymous
Replies:>>15876>>15909
Image:172237125116.jpg(27kB, 640x640)1692570820235067.jpg
>>15870
Thanks
>idk how people seem to wing it all the time with mouths, it's the single hardest thing for me to do
Little piece of advice when drawing a Vickers smile: start by doing an upside down 3 that stretches from corner to corner. From there it should be easy to get it right, I also suggest to look at a lot of his older work. Ic-0n is an especially good example.
>>15871
>do you used the word Ebon because of the oil?
Correct, if they were human, their band would definitely be named "The Scarlet/Crimson Sirens".
No.15875
Anonymous
>>15873
Nah, he left it back in his office at CFL
No.15876
Anonymous
>>15874
>Correct
Jaja! I knew it Friend, that is a pretty good name, really think it fits them, since a siren is normally a good-looking but dangerous creatures.
No.15877
Anonymous
>>15873
Eye stole it and shoved it up his ass
No.15878
Anonymous
Replies:>>15882>>15883>>15884>>15920
Image:172237223163.png(832kB, 1300x761)Spoiler image
An attempted to do rendering. Needs more practice
No.15879
Anonymous
>>15803
>A fluffy BL
Well... I guess the gaynons in this thread will be happy. N would totally be perfect in something like that.
No.15880
Anonymous
>>15803
Arma 3 with no mods. N's going to wipe the floor with CSAT
No.15881
Anonymous
Image:172237235866.jpg(48kB, 680x587)GTbOAKFXAAAv1p5.jpg
John
No.15882
Anonymous
>>15878
Why more practice? Seems pretty good to me, but I don't know about art so, yeah
No.15883
Anonymous
>>15878
It may be lewd as fuck, but I find Emily happily getting dicked down by her human to be wholesome & cute
Nice work drawfren!
No.15884
Anonymous
>>15878
Emily my beloved
No.15885
Anonymous
Image:172237368987.jpg(239kB, 1078x1436)GTwzdB9bMAAMbCg (1).jpg
No.15886
Anonymous
Replies:>>15887>>15888>>15890>>15891>>15892>>15900>>15904
Image:172237458915.jpg(233kB, 1283x1254)JahnNeedsaJuice.jpg
Why he angy?!
No.15887
Anonymous
Replies:>>15889
>>15886
He looks more depressed than angry
No.15888
Anonymous
Image:172237522565.gif(18kB, 125x125)1703243999359517.gif
>>15886
>Why he go bye-bye?
>WHY HE GO BYE-BYE?!
>AHHHHH-
No.15889
Anonymous
>>15887
>Fun Fact: He is!
No.15890
Anonymous
>>15886
>The last time John made a face like that was during his tenure at the CFL
No.15891
Anonymous
Replies:>>15893>>15895
>>15886
Am I going crazy or does Jane looks like she has a little bit of chub
No.15892
Anonymous
Replies:>>15896>>15901
>>15886
He's angry because he's stuck with the only woman he can't fuck
No.15893
Anonymous
Replies:>>15894
>>15891
cyn's spell is slowly taking effect
No.15894
Anonymous
Replies:>>15898
>>15893
Leftover residual effects of the Solver cowvid virus she put in the water supply during the war
No.15895
Anonymous
>>15891
I don't see it.
You're not trying to trick Jane into anorexia, are you?
No.15896
Anonymous
Replies:>>15897
>>15892
They did fucked, but john regretted it
No.15897
Anonymous
Replies:>>15899>>15905
>>15896
Jane would never sex, period
No.15898
Anonymous
Replies:>>15907>>15911>>15912
>>15894
I remember that, I also remember a green or something of Jane having to milk B afterwords. God I hate how the old booru went under so much was lost and I’m too lazy to look for it
No.15899
Anonymous
>>15897
John got the lesbian STD from jane
No.15900
Anonymous
>>15886
He is angry that he is smol and Jane is string bean
No.15901
Anonymous
Replies:>>15902
>>15892
Yea I've been wondering why they don't fuck, was there ever an answer for that? In their scenario they're the only two humans
No.15902
Anonymous
Replies:>>15903
>>15901
Some people think they’re siblings even if that’s unpopular. Also they’re both gay
No.15903
Anonymous
Replies:>>15956
>>15902
John is gay?
No.15904
Anonymous
>>15886
>john when he have go to work at 5 in the morning
No.15905
Anonymous
Replies:>>15906
>>15897
Other way around.
John's way too depressed, upset, and malnourished to get it up.
No.15906
Anonymous
>>15905
Sex would never John?
No.15907
Anonymous
Replies:>>15908
>>15898
I miss when Jane got milked, and U-U.
No.15908
Anonymous
Replies:>>15910
>>15907
Milking one U-U and the other also lactates from the pure phantom sensation, my U-U milk farm will flourish
No.15909
Anonymous
>>15874
That's very good advice I think, I always drew strictly on model head first, maybe changing it up will help, thanks
No.15910
Anonymous
>>15908
>Farm
>Implying multiple groupings of U-U
That sounds like hell. Does each pair have their own hive mind or do they all just instantly join one hive mind and therefore get the phantom feelings multiplied in the dozens for agonizing (or pleasurable) feedback loops
No.15911
Anonymous
Image:172237808354.jpg(299kB, 1920x1080)Booru library.jpg
>>15898
>Anons remember went the booru went down
>The flames were enormous
>It would be beautiful if it wasn't so sad to see so many greens, drawings, archived files, basically any type of creative work, burned
>Everything gone, and there was nothing anyone could do
>The burning of the booru was to be marked in history
>A booru gone, burned to the ashes
>And in a new place, a new booru was going to be built
No.15912
Anonymous
Replies:>>15917>>15921
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>>15898
>After drinking the contaminated Solver cowvid water, B(Bonnie) over the afternoon quickly felt the effects as her already big tits ballooned out even farther along with her gut by just a little bit.
>J(Jane) drinking from her canteen heard the all too familiar sound of bellowing coming from Bs tent before begrudgingly walking over
>”Jjjj I think I might need some help” B called out, a smug smile already forming as a yellowish liquid was already leaking
>”Jesus Christ B this is like the 3rd time!” J angrily replied “My hands are getting tired from all this”
>”Cmon we both know it’s fun, just come over here and help me already soldier” B was already taking off her soaked and slightly ripped jacket “I want to see if you can fit your entire mouth or not”
Solver is one sick pervert
No.15913
Anonymous
Replies:>>15914
The Solver is actually (You)
No.15914
Anonymous
>>15913
Untrue, I wouldn't be mean to my stepdaughter Tessa.
No.15915
Anonymous
Replies:>>15918
What if The Solver just like made everyone horny?
No.15917
Anonymous
>>15912
You guys are horny today and Jesus I am all for it, this is gold
No.15918
Anonymous
Replies:>>15925
>>15915
the result is /md/ OCs
No.15919
Anonymous
We should have a r34 thread for porn, porn greens, etc. might get people to make more and give a place to goon
No.15920
Anonymous
>>15878
try not making the dick look like it's weak to paper cuts
No.15921
Anonymous
>>15912
My dick… my balls…
No.15922
Anonymous
Replies:>>15923>>15924>>15926
Image:172238030319.png(1.79MB, 1600x3200)Stone's Nightmare.png
>”Stone. Stone, wake up. You’re on watch”
>Like his name, he woke slow and sluggish, leaning forward and pressing his hands on padded knees.
>He looked over to his comrade, unable to make out which one woke him.
>Then he looked around the building, and remembered where he was. And then he remembered what duty he needed to uptake.
>The human grabbed his rifle, stood, and immediately walked away from the windowless basement and up the stairs.
>As soon as he set foot on the ground floor, the smell of chemicals, fire and rot burned the hairs in his nose.
>No time to waste. He needed to get upstairs.
>He immediately ascended three more floors, reaching the second to last floor.
>All the windows were boarded up on the office building except for a few.
>Four windows, all facing all directions.
>He needed to go north. That was his where he needed to take watch. Or, at least he thought so. He didn’t remember too well.
>Opening the pock-marked, shoddy faux wood door, he stepped inside.
>Stone approached the sniper who currently had his rifle stuck outside the window and tapped his shoulder, his spotter having long since fallen asleep.
>The sniper jumped and looked back, realizing it was only his replacement. He nodded and walked away, bringing the gun with him.
>Stone immediately took his place, sliding his rifle into the window and taking aim through the scope, not bothering to wake the spotter.
>He scanned the dilapidated, broken shell of a city below for anything other than corpses made of steel, meat or that filthy amalgamation of both.
>What felt like hours passed, and his exhaustion overcame him again.
>Taking his eye away from the sight, he checked his watch.
>6:13.
>He looked down to at the man to his right, tapping him with his boot.
>Just as grumpily as Stone himself woke, he went to the monocular he’d been using before he was out cold.
>Propping himself up against the gun, he looked down the scope for one last time.
>Eventually, he needed to blink. And when he did, he went out like a light.
>Stone wasn’t his name. They called him that because they thought it was funny to make fun of how slow he was. Names like Tortoise and Turtle were also used, but none stuck like Stone.
>He was called Stone so much that he all but forgot his own name. It got to the point where they even swapped out the tags he had patched onto his uniform for Stone.
>He didn’t like being called Stone all that much, but what could he do to stop it?
>Before the memories got too deep, he was woken up again.
>Not by anybody telling him to swap shifts, though.
>It wasn’t the screaming and shooting below that woke him. It was his spotter grabbing onto the back of his vest and shaking him awake.
>Immediately, he snapped at him, growl on his face. But when he looked up, he saw his teammate’s finger pressed against pursed lips, making sure Stone stayed silent.
>It was a split second before his sleep-throttled brain recognized what was happening.
>Shrill human screams filled the rooms below, loud cries of anguish and the sounds of bloodshed. Stone knew that they were all dead.
>He pulled the rifle out of the window. A distant relative of the AR-10, and pointed it at the door as his spotter trained his own gun on the door. They waited in silence, waited for whatever was killing their men below to come up and take them too.
>What was it going to be this time? Cultists again? Those weird, shambling zombies? Or was it drones? He hoped it wasn’t those drones…
>The door exploded off the hinges.
>No, not just the hinges. The door exploded completely. Fragments of pressed wood showered both of them, causing both to flinch.
>Through the easing smoke that was pouring through the threshold, the dim glow of yellow shone through. First, there was only one source of light, then there was two. Then three. A glint of teeth shone from two of the murder drones mouths. Each visor had an X splayed over the “eyes” of the demonic drones.
>Stone was, again, stone. He couldn’t fire. He couldn’t even move.
>The beasts that killed his squad stood there without any sound.
>No whir of motors, no devil’s cackle.
>Silence.
>Then there was ringing in his left ear. And when he looked to his left, he saw that his spotter had been shot. By something large, no less.
>His head was gone, nothing left there but a jet of blood that slowly pooled below him.
>His corpse slumped, leaving Stone left frozen, shaking.
>Shoot. God damn it. Why can’t he shoot?
>He looked back at the Disassembly Drones through the doorway.
>One had entered the room with him. Long, black hair that ended just above what would be a human’s rump. All braided into an intricate sort of net behind it. It wore a combat shirt. Not a marine’s, like his. But some other camouflage he’d never seen before and no markings to tell what nationality the uniform belonged to.
>”Heheh~ Thanks, mister!~ If it weren’t for you, we might’ve had our paint nicked. I think as a treat, we’ll leave you alive. Just so you can lead us to more of your army! You’ll be our little Judas Goat. Ta-taa, Mister Judas~” The creature spoke in an annoyingly high pitched, feminine tone.
>The wretched machine turned away from the shaking Stone and disappeared in the dusty clouds that filled the building.
>Hours passed before he could move again.
>He radioed in for a swift evac from a sub-orbital VTOL. When it arrived, he ran in as quick as he could.
>He told the base commander that he managed to get away from the drones when they attacked.
>He was reprimanded and thrown in the brig for a week for desertion.
>They couldn’t afford to court martial him. Not when ground was being lost quicker than it was being gained.
>When in the shoddy, sandbag-built prison. He thought over his new name. Judas.
>He didn’t want to be a Judas. So he’d just stick with Stone.


(Decided I'd repost this here after I made an image to accompany it, as well as a smidge of polish.)
No.15923
Anonymous
>>15922
Based!
No.15924
Anonymous
>>15922
Noice. Will read when I have time
No.15925
Anonymous
Replies:>>15927>>15928
>>15918
>MD OCs have one punchline
No.15926
Anonymous
>>15922
Seems that I forgot to enable many a few layers, and that the prior save I have lacks plenty of progress, so this unfortunately unfinished for the time being.
No.15927
Anonymous
Replies:>>15929>>15930
>>15925
who is getting horny at oogi?
No.15928
Anonymous
Replies:>>15938
>>15925
If this was true I'd have a collection of ghost girl porn from Aoi
No.15929
Anonymous
>>15927
Enns?
No.15930
Anonymous
Replies:>>15931>>15935
>>15927
There was a guy who wanted to fugretta a bugretta.
No.15931
Anonymous
>>15930
Kek
No.15932
Anonymous
Replies:>>15937>>15943>>15945>>15946
>>15803
>N in CountryCide
Master Templar N slaughters his way through cultists and horrible hellish abominations, and also says a prayer for a poor ghost child sacrificed by horrible cultists.
No.15933
Anonymous
Replies:>>15934>>15936
Image:172238238273.jpg(42kB, 487x323)Screenshot_2024-07-31-01-31-16-838_com.miui.gallery-edit.jpg
Alice is on the Glitch-Inn community mural!
No.15934
Anonymous
Image:172238272761.jpg(56kB, 736x736)2037ae4f1ed0957c3ef7e3addc45c80d.jpg
>>15933
It has thereby been 265 (!!!) days since she was last mentioned by Glitch in any way, shape or form, that last appearance being in the Glitch-Inn teaser for 7&8
No.15935
Anonymous
>>15930
Slugfuckers among us
No.15936
Anonymous
>>15933
STOP THE COUNT STOP THE COUNT
No.15937
Anonymous
>>15932
>Countrycide
Based but hard as fuck. That end boss was the hardest thing I've done in a Doom-like in years.
No.15938
Anonymous
>>15928
Ghost porn, isn’t that hilarious?
No.15939
Anonymous
Replies:>>15941
What happens if the ghost posses one of the I-U twins?
No.15940
Anonymous
>>15803
>RoR2
I'm still fucking waiting for the Murder Drones mod
No.15941
Anonymous
Replies:>>15957>>15962>>15968
>>15939
>The body that is possessed ejects the half of U-U's consciousness thst previously inhabited it, forcing it into the nearest available host
>The body with the other half of U-U
>For the first time in the many decades since her assimilation SD-U is whole, singular, undivided. One consciousness in one body
>However, she can still feel and see everything that her hijacked second body is up to
No.15942
Anonymous
Replies:>>15949
>You take bugretta out of the hive
>You place her on a folded cloth on the glass table so her tummy won't get cold
>You scratch her sides gently, tickling her
>She becomes animated with laughter, shaking her stubby limbs to get away or push your fingers away
>"Ooohoohoo!"
>You don't do it for long because you don't want to torture the little thing
>She pouts
>You are a meanie
>You put a small crunchy treat in front of her face
>She sniffs it
>It smells tasty. Not that she wouldn't eat it either way
>She eats it
>*Cronch cronch cronch*
>Bugretta smiles
>She forgives you
No.15943
Anonymous
>>15932
>goodest good boy n
No.15944
Anonymous
Replies:>>15947
I want a bugretta to fluff up and pet.
No.15945
Anonymous
>>15932
>CountryCide
anons with exquisite tastes here today
No.15946
Anonymous
>>15932
this does not need many changes to be a perfect fit
> goes to elliot manor
> cultists and hell beasts -> possessed drones and solver abominations
> ghost child; this ones obvious
No.15947
Anonymous
Replies:>>15948
>>15944
>fluff
You are done, pack your shit and leave
No.15948
Anonymous
>>15947
What are you on about.
No.15949
Anonymous
Replies:>>15950>>15951>>15952
>>15942
You can do this with Beretta, too.
No.15950
Anonymous
>>15949
I for some reason doubt that
No.15951
Anonymous
>>15949
It would most likely be hornier though or just adorably confusing
No.15952
Anonymous
Replies:>>15953>>15954
>>15949
You have armless, legless, beretta you keep locked in an enclosed place until you pick it up to tickle and then dangle food in front of for it to try and eat with its appendage lacking body?
No.15953
Anonymous
Replies:>>15955
>>15952
Isn’t it literally small Beretta
No.15954
Anonymous
>>15952
No, you can pick her up because she's smaller than you and tickle her until she gets mad.
Instead of a treat, switch the TV to a sci-fi series she hasn't watched yet.
No.15955
Anonymous
Replies:>>15958
>>15953
I think you’re confusing Oogis for Bugrettas
No.15956
Anonymous
>>15903
No, he straight
No.15957
Anonymous
Replies:>>15960
>>15941
> SD-U-U reaches Apotheosis
No.15958
Anonymous
Replies:>>15959
>>15955
So Bugrettas are not small Berettas?
No.15959
Anonymous
>>15958
Kinda but not really, imagine semi brain dead small beretta with stubs instead of limbs and barfs honey
No.15960
Anonymous
>>15957
Im pretty sure a lone U would go insane without their counter part
No.15962
Anonymous
Replies:>>15964
>>15941
The other U twin keeps banging her fists against the possessed one screaming
>GIVE HER BACK! FUCKING FAGGOT GIVE. HER. BACK
and then pretend nothing happened when it’s over
No.15964
Anonymous
>>15962
I can see them do that to be honest.
No.15965
Anonymous
Image:172238864015.jpg(239kB, 2048x1536)I NEED MORE V.jpg
HELLO wonderful Friends, and good night, or morning, depending on your timezone.
This thread is getting quite long, I made another!
Here it is: >>15963
No.15968
Anonymous
Replies:>>15969>>15972
>>15941
>W is happier, her bangs have parted to show her eyes, and she's nothing but a bundle of joy and affection, while still being as big of a tease as ever
>She gives Anon a kiss and tells him she loves him, that she always has, but she was so torn up she couldn't say it
>Acting like shy newlyweds, the two awkwardly cuddle, then one thing leads to another and...
>Meanwhile, Aoi feels the sensation of hands tracing around her legs with amorous intent
>She panics, breaking free from the U she possessed

>Anon's kissing and fondling turns to W nibbling his face and slapping his cheek
>"F-fucking cut it out, faggot," she says, breaking his trance
>Shit, it's U again.
>The two reunite in short order, hugging each other, before arguing that "the clone part made me act stupid" and getting ready to fight
>Anon asks if they really meant the love part, and they both attempt to formulate a response for a few seconds, before flipping him off and storming off in opposite directions
>He lays in bed, staring at the ceiling, tears slowly forming as the emptiness in his arms causes his heart to ache
>He just wanted one thing (two things again, now), and he had come so close to having it
No.15969
Anonymous
>>15968
>seeing U-Us eyes
Good way to lose your soul, this is W cope. No one would see U-Us eyes and live they are cursed
No.15972
Anonymous
>>15968
Oh yes, this is art
No.15973
Anonymous
Replies:>>15974>>15975
U-U has small tits and a fat ass
No.15974
Anonymous
Replies:>>15976
>>15973
Yes, and...?
No.15975
Anonymous
>>15973
>U- has huge tits and no ass
>-U has no tits and a dumptruck derriere
>each is jealous of the other's assets
>they know they're jealous of the other's assets
>they try to rub it in each other's face by constantly teasing anon with their best feature
No.15976
Anonymous
Replies:>>15983
>>15974
It’s perfect, I love my bratty no tit fat ass twins
No.15981
Anonymous
Replies:>>15984
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2 Us makes a W
No.15983
Anonymous
>>15976
Okay but like, not that fat of an ass. Like V ass twins at best
No.15984
Anonymous
>>15981
That is the joke behind their name I am glad you got it
No.15999
Anonymous
>Using one U's ass as a pillow while the other sits on your face
No.16101
Anonymous
Image:172241075798.jpg(452kB, 2048x1431)Ascensionism.jpg
>>15820
Do you like Sleep Token, Liam?
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