/md/ - Murder Drones

Thread stats: 895 posts, 235 files (223 image(s), 12 video(s))

Replying to /md/13956
Options
No.13956
Murder Drones MainAnonymous
Replies:>>14015
Image:172184293272.jpg(37kB, 421x462)1697275624360714.jpg
Hello my Friends!
I hope you are having a wonderful day, an amazing day, a good day.
Let's talk about Drones, shall we? We must talk about Drones, how lovely they are, how much they deserve love. And we also should talk about Murder Drones and anything Thread related too!
Let's have so much fun as always!
The SENSATIONAL Booru: https://dronebooru.co
No.13961
Anonymous
Replies:>>13962
Image:172184342962.gif(1.11MB, 1920x1080)1721839128919208.gif
No.13962
Anonymous
>>13961
J fears this
No.13964
Anonymous
Female version of Jane the Human
No.13968
Anonymous
>>13964
You mean john?
No.13971
Anonymous
Replies:>>14007
Image:172184648992.png(377kB, 1891x1063)1701244725938744.png
>>13964
>Female version of Jane the Human
Huh?
No.13972
Anonymous
>Tessa recovers Doll and Uzi from the pile, not Cyn
>They are Jcjenson solver experiments that were successfully patched but were discarded due to being rebellious
What happens?
No.13973
Anonymous
Replies:>>13975
>>13972
>Your grandma Tessa takes you to the junkyard where she used to sneak into and drag drones away to be her friends back when she was a problem child
>You walk by a random pile
>You hear "Sobbing. Sobbing. Sobbing."
No.13974
Anonymous
Image:172184802098.jpg(202kB, 1200x1805)bugretter.jpg
No.13975
Anonymous
Replies:>>13976
No.13976
Anonymous
>>13975
>Tessa takes Doll and Uzi in instead of Cyn
>The Solver outbreak never happens
>Cyn spends 60years trapped under drone corpses, immobile and crying
No.13977
Anonymous
Would you drink FemN's nanite milk even if it meant you develop an addiction to it thanks to her diluted solver powers?
No.13978
Anonymous
>>13977
No. I love Tessa too much to be addicted to another woman.
No.13979
Anonymous
>>13977
I'm already suffering from withdrawal even though I've never had it.
No.13980
Anonymous
Replies:>>13982
Image:172184904461.png(2.79MB, 1387x1285)baby.png
How long do you think it takes for a pillbaby to be produced/manufactured?
No.13981
Anonymous
Image:172184919151.jpg(373kB, 2048x1410)GTMbg_aWUAE44d7.jpeg
No.13982
Anonymous
>>13980
Depends on the availability of parts and their complexity. Assuming a steady source of components and ready access to them, probably a short time frame. Maybe a month?
No.13983
Anonymous
Image:172184945422.jpg(70kB, 600x600)salon-chair-BYE2dnC-600.jpg
Here goes nothing.

>Be Anon.
>Work in a small Hair Salon in a commercial part of town.
>The work is easy, and the pay is decent, but your customers are either old, bitchy, or both.
>One day you get a call from your Boss.
>Turns out your workplace just got bought out from an office across the street, Boss is gonna use the money for an early retirement.
>[Well Shit, i'm out of a job...]
>Few minutes Later, get another call, this time by a new number.
>Claims to be one of the Managers from the office that bought you out, asking if you wish to keep your position, offering a raise + Additional Benefits if I go through a new training course.
>[...or maybe not.]
>You accept their offer, and schedule your next available times for training.
>"We hope you enjoy your time working for JCJ(IS)."
>A few weeks later, you finish your new training and are currently reading over your new terms & benefits.
>While you were training, the old workplace has been going through a renovation.
>The whole block actually, seems they bought out every storefront on this street and redoing the whole place, All Catering more for the staff and other members of their rapidly growing offices.
>Your workplace still Classifies as a Salon, but rebuilt to be more suited for tailoring Drones instead of humans; Your a Few steps down from doing actual Mechanical work, but your now tasked with Cleaning, Polishing, Laundry, and anything to keep the drones upkept outside scheduled maintenance.
>Looking through your benefits page, one of the things listed is "An assigned drone to help with work-related matters"
>Sure enough, shortly before you started your first workday, you were greeted by a worker drone, who's tasked to help with the paperwork and files related to each drone you end up working with.
>Meet Jim.
>Jim Seems... odd to be assigned to a place like this.
>He has the type of attitude of someone who shouldn't be working in a Salon unless he had a secondary motive, and that Motive doesn't seem to involve anything around you.
>You've heard of strange things about this company and its drone employees, and you had started to fear the worst, but Jim seems more preoccupied with your clients more than anything else.
>Case and point, within the first few weeks, Jim starts chatting and flirting with the drones the two of you are working on.
>He seems particularly interested in the DD variants of drones, despite the massive difference in size, effective armaments, and mental stability.
>There's been no Shortage of you receiving conversation and compliments from the drones you work on, however anything higher than that usually gets shut down pretty quickly by Jim.
>At one point, one of the drones you where polishing (a small, blue eyed worker drone) asked if I was single
>Before I could respond, Jim shook his head. "He's with me." The drone replies with a sad "oh." before looking away, not saying another word for the rest of the cleaning process.
>After work, I ask Jim about what that was about, and I get one hell of an explanation.
>”The thing about working for JCJ(IS), especially if your deal with HoDR, is that they have very specific ‘Policies’ regarding relationships with drones and humans”
>”Those policies can be boiled down to the fact that they want us to be Dating.”
>”Lucky for you… I don't really have a thing for humans… no offense.”
>[None taken, but then why work here?]
>”That's easy, have you seen the hardware that comes through these doors? I kinda lied on my preference sheet, just so I could use the gig here to uh… ‘Window shop’… heh.”
>despite how creepy it sounds when he states it like that, it seems to be working out for both him and some clients, who seem to only come somewhat regularly to talk with Jim while upkeep is done.
>Whatever floats your silicone boat I guess, but it does leave you in a potentially shitty position.
>[What happens when you do find one you like? I'm assuming HoDR aren't going to be happy to see you going out with other drones]
>”already thought about that, and i'll cut you a deal:”
>”You See, HoDR doesn't really care whether or not what drone you end up being in a relationship with, only that you are in one.”
>”so, while I'm looking for a drone for me, I can help find a drone for you. One we do, we can “split” and no-one will bat an eye, sounds good?”
>While the thought of dating a drone by choice doesn't seem bad, you're still annoyed you kinda got forced into this situation outside your own will.
>But it might be a better option then testing my luck with what HoDR sends as a replacement.
>[Eh fuck it, sounds good.]
>”Good, now we just sit pretty, keep our act up, and wait for our moment.”
(1/-)
No.13984
Anonymous
>>13983
This is going to get real gay, real fast. Isn't it?
No.13986
Anonymous
Do you guys think a Murder Drones game in the style of Unreal 1998 would work where instead of you escaping from Na Pali after the Vortex Rikers crashes, you play as either a human or a drone and you have to escape from a planet that's being consumed by the Solver?
No.13987
Anonymous
>>13972
Would they run away, kill everyone or both?
No.13988
Anonymous
Image:172185154671.jpg(263kB, 1920x1080)Cathedral.jpg
>>13986
I think it could definitely work, so long as it leans fully into an esoteric & 'Rule of Cool' environmental/level design
No.13989
Anonymous
>>13983
Calling it, they're either gonna both bang a Solver Host Drone.
No.13990
Anonymous
>>13988
I think that would work towards the end of the campaign and with how Unreal favours large expansive levels or tight maps with lots of exploration along with puzzle solving it would be fucking great.
No.13991
Anonymous
Image:172185224441.png(44kB, 593x570)Name pun.png
>>11647
>"C'mon it can't be worse than /trash/."
The reference >>11676 didn’t have any colors so I used the default grays and yellows. This is the final of the requests, I am going to draw some of my own ideas next. Sorry if I didn’t do yours better luck next time.
No.13992
Anonymous
>>13991
Well shit.
No.13993
Anonymous
>>13986
>>13988(me)
Actually this could be a fucking banger game the more I think about it

>NPC Humans & Drones are akin to the Nali; (You) can either rescue/protect them from Murder Drones or kill them yourself at your discretion. There can even be a curveball element of some of the Human/Drone NPCs being Solver Possessed to make the choice of sparing or killing them a more nuanced choice of risk VS reward
>The Solver War is still raging all around you, with air/orbital strikes being both a hazard and environmental 'feature' in between the equally sprawling & desolated set pieces you traverse
>The arsenal you can get ranges from 'mundane' ballistic weapons, sci-fi laser/plasma guns & even Solverfied superweapons
No.13995
Anonymous
>>13991
That's a nice work Friend!
No.13996
Anonymous
No.13997
Anonymous
Image:172185284637.jpg(82kB, 616x353)capsule_616x353.jpg
>>13986
I'm still waiting for the Viscera Cleanup Detail mod where you clean up the aftermath of the gala.
No.13998
Anonymous
What's the character limit on here?
No.13999
Anonymous
Image:172185328035.png(237kB, 808x723)Capture.PNG
>>13983
>Some time passes, work quickly gets mundane and your drone clients start establishing a routine.
>Mostly Standard worker drones, a couple Disassembly Drones, and the rare Sentinel Drone come through your salon somewhat regularly, getting cleaned up for work, potential dates, or other activities that require them to "look their best"
>Regularly overhear conversations between them, banter about work, relationships, and upcoming events, with the occasional rant/vent about wanting a human who's either already taken, or doesn't show interest in them
>DDs giving a little too much detail about them following people home, watching them sleep through their windows, and general illegal stalking activity if it wasn't coming from a drone specifically built to be proficient in those exact tasks.
>Due to you job contracts, your not permitted to voice concerns about relationships unless it's through a ticket submitted directly through HoDR (which they will immediately chuckle and throw out)
>Otherwise, Business as usual.
>One day, two of the few Sentinel drones you have as regular clients chime in about an upcoming event.
>A bunch of Sentinel drones are being shipped in from off world, apparently directly from a warfront in some fuck-off far system, fighting god knows what.
>Some are going to be assigned jobs here at the JCJ(IS) offices you work across the street from.
>They say to expect a couple to show up here for deep cleaning.
>Sure enough, a day or so later, the two SD’s come in shouldering a 3rd, new SD.
>Dazed, dirty, looking like they are fresh from a trench and with a 1000 yard stare to match.
>The Two SD drones shuffle her into the chair while Jim pulls up her files.
>Name: SD:AVRE
>Classification: Sentinel
>Subclassification: Field Sentinel Class [Combat Engineer retrofit]
>Occupation: [Combat Engineer - INACTIVE] [FORKLIFT ASSISTANT - PENDING]
>Last Scheduled Checkup: [4y:1m:20d]
>Jesus Christ she's a mess.
>We de-robe her and toss everything into the laundry.
>She is still somewhat dazed, so you do standard protocol for unresponsive/incapacitated Drones.
>you flick her head visor, which caused the drone to activate a "status check"
>lines of code quickly filling her screen, coming to a stop abruptly with the line: [HUMAN CONTACT DETECTED: TRAUMA SUPPRESSION ACTIVE.]
>Her eyes return, still displaying lines indicating stress, but she is otherwise responding fine.
>We move her to the shower for a moment, and While she is distracted by the Two drones she came in with, Jim & I power wash the dirt and other junk off her chassis.
>Despite being the same class and height of the drones she's with, she's noticeably bigger then the others, with what appears to be extra plates added to the front of her torso and upper arms.
>Despite the Addon Armor she is covered head to peg in scratches, gashes, dents and burns. all of which look recent.
>Some Sentinel drone types have slower regeneration compared to DD's and other sentinels, so we add the marks to her damage report which we send to a repair technician who we sometimes send drones too who need more than cleaning done.
>While Jim sets up the repair appointment, you get her back in the chair and move to cleaning out joints and harder to reach areas.
>Previously distracted by conversation, the Drone now lays its eyes on you again while you're working on her elbow joints. As you work through your checklist, she seems to be taking a notable interest in your actions, but remains Silent.
>She flinches a few times while removing chunks of dirt, rocks, and metal from her joints, exposing further damage.
>More notes for the Damage report
>after that is said and done, we skip polishing due to extensive chassis damage and move to cleaning the head.
>Cleaning worker drone heads is easy, you can pop off the wig and clean it separately, or just toss it in the wash. DD's & SD’s have their wigs “built in", so you need to wash it in a more traditional manner.
>the chair tilts back, and you begin putting shampoo & conditioner into the hair while the drone watches you from the weird angle, unbothered by the soap getting all over their visor.
>Sentinel drones sometimes come with varying additions to the traditional "headband" that they & DD's have by default.
>Avre here is no exception, with a massive antenna & light fixture on the side of her head, attached to where one of the headbands "eye" was previously.
>Despite its clunky size, it wasn't bothered by the soap and water, and did not hamper the cleaning process much.
(2/-)
No.14000
Anonymous
>>13998
I once wrote 2000 characters and I still didn't hit it
No.14002
Anonymous
>>13993
>Just like the Nali, escorting and protecting NPCs to certain points would award you with more supplies/weapons/powerups.
>Very rarely you could recruit NPCs to follow you through levels with weapons as they help you out. Recuitable NPCs act like deathmatch bots from UT99 with varying degrees of skill.

Since the only two possible races the player could play as are human and worker drones, here's how I think each opening level could go:
>Human - you wake up in the infirmary of a bunker heavily injured. Everyone else around you is dead so you scavenge for supplies to heal yourself and make a break for the surface. Along the way you realise DDs are inside the bunker. Soon you find a weapon and encounter your first DD. After that you finally make it to the surface.
>WD - you awaken in the bunker in your recharge pod after an indefinite amount of time. Every other pod has been thrashed and carcasses of your drone cadre are litter the room, somehow you're the only one alive. As you traverse the bunker, you see both dead humans and drones. You get ambushed by a DD as it chases you until you find a weapon and kill it. You then make your way to the surface.

After that the campaign could be the same for both races with minor changes depending on the player race.
No.14005
Anonymous
>>13998
Well it's at least 6000 characters
No.14006
Anonymous
>>13998
The reply box has a max length of 8192.
No.14007
DogandBoogilover17
>>13971
Double jeopardy alt gender AU for Jane which makes a homunculus
No.14008
Anonymous
Anyone feel like posting more OC Themes and Voices? just reply to this one
(I kinda want to see if Oogi has their own unique theme or something and what that would be)
No.14009
Anonymous
Replies:>>14010
>>14008
What about for newer OC's?
No.14010
Anonymous
Replies:>>14011
Image:172185438593.jpg(51kB, 856x1000)mybeloved.jpg
>>14009
I havent kept up with thread lore for a bit so the last new OC I remember is Bonnie, but nothing is stopping you from putting in your ideas for themes for any OC you want lol
No.14011
Anonymous
>>14010
Off the top of my head these are the new OC's I can remember
>Cop drone SD-C I think?
>Truckeranon
>SD-AC
>SD-CD
>Elf
>The Archiver
>Joy
>Melody
No.14012
Anonymous
Image:172185538711.jpg(175kB, 1200x675)GTNc4JYWIAA3Oxq.jpg
No.14014
Anonymous
>>13999

>Finished with as much cleaning as you can do this session before her scheduled repairs, you grab her clothes out of the laundry.
>As she gets her things together, you check in with Jim and the repair report. Once everything looked good, her and the Drones she came with went on their way to the repair depot.
>She gives a hushed “Thank you.” on the way out.
>Once they leave, you notice Jim giving a chuckle.
>"She looked like she didn't know what planet she was on, she must have been through hell wherever she came from."
>He was right, even when she was acting fine, she always had this glazed look in her eyes.
>besides when she was looking at you.
>Huh.
>A few more SD’s in similar condition come on that day, but Avre stands out for you, for unknown reasons.
>A few days goes by, She comes by a few more times, now repaired and ready for polish.
>Everything goes by like normal, but she still has that look, like she has bombs going off in her head ruining her train of thought."
>Doing status checks usually seems to suppress it for a moment, but it usually comes back after a while.
>Your concerns for her are put on hold as Jim limps in for his shift.
>One arm on a brace for support, the other arm missing, covered head to mechanical foot in bandages, and the biggest shit-eating-grin you've ever seen.
>[The fuck happened to you?]
>"Everything I couldve dreamed of, I found one! A girl for me!"
>[A Girl? Did That to you?]
>"Oh yeah, you know how some DD's are, one minute you're having a nice conversation and a good dinner, next thing you know, you're being dragged into the vents and getting every liquid drained outta ya."
>considering how some of the DD's that came by were more on the "feral" side of things, this is not surprising.
>what is surprising is that Jim sees that as a positive, especially as a worker drone.
>Guy has a death wish or something, but (You) wont judge, right?
>Explains how he acts around them while working, at least.
>[What about the arm?]
>"Oh that, ill get a new one today, the repair insurance working here will cover it, don't worry."
>”You, however, are starting to run out of time. Have you found anyone that's peaked your interest at all?
>You haven't really thought about it much honestly, none of the clients you've been around really clicked with you at all, not besides-
>Uhoh.
>[Uh, what about that one Sentinel Drone, AVRE?]
>Whatever thoughts were going through Jims head came to a grinding halt.
>He ponders for a concerning amount of time.
>”Are you sure? She seems alright, but have you seen what Sentinel drones are like? All of them feel like they were programmed with a little yandere-dev code in them, if you catch my drift.”
>[Funny words coming from a worker dating a DD who just ate his arm.]
>”That's Different- ah fine. I'll help you figure something out, just be careful ok? SD’s are Weird.”
>”Once they get their eyes on you, there's no turning back, you know that right? They'd butcher you and everyone around you if they can't get you, even DD’s don't go that far… most of the time.
>Jim reaches for something in his desk, pulls out a piece of paper and hands it to you.
>”Our ‘Manager’ wanted us to update our employee files, most of it already filled out, finish it and ill alert the “Respective Personnel”.”
>Sure enough, the only blank space on this paper is under the label “Relationship status”
>After a bit of hesitation, you write “Single” in the space, then hand it back to Jim.
>”I sure hope you know what you're doing.”
>[oh absolutely not, but what's the worst that can happen?]
>Jims concerned face says more words than you'll ever need to hear.
(3/-)
No.14015
Anonymous
Image:172185610087.png(1.39MB, 2039x4032)jobber.png
>>13956
Jobber moment
No.14018
Anonymous
Replies:>>14019
Image:172185733347.jpg(744kB, 1171x1038)IMG_8527.jpeg
No.14019
Anonymous
Replies:>>14021
>>14018
What does that make third base?
No.14020
Anonymous
Image:172185748032.png(939kB, 2160x1788)Carmen (SD-C).png
>>14011
>Cop drone SD-C I think?
Carmen (SD-C), correct.
No.14021
Anonymous
Replies:>>14022
>>14019
Business partnership (marriage)
No.14022
Writefriend
>>14021
>You score when you void J's warranty
No.14023
Anonymous
>>14014
>Within a Few days,you start Noticing a few things occurring almost immediately:
>For starters, Avre is coming by the Salon Almost daily now, and is acting much more talkative than before.
>Previously, she talked a lot under her breath, only giving simple responses, and only saying a few things per visit.
>Now, she is much more lively, asking questions about the town you're in & general conversation pieces.
>you also can now hear your decently thick british accent, and you even notice she has a small gap in her front… teeth, thing? It's more of a sharp curved plate for biting, but you know what I mean.
>Another thing you notice is that she is following you around after work alot.
>Despite her best efforts, she's not being very sneaky doing so, and you often catch her sitting among a crowd or peeking around a corner.
>Shes about as stealthy as a Tank.
>You still only really see her around work grounds, so you are not too bothered… yet.
>As for Jim and his relationship, things seem to be going well for him.
>Occasionally he comes to work covered in casts and bite marks, but he still has all his limbs attached, and he seems happy about the whole thing, so nothing to really worry about.
>He still drips oil around the workplace sometimes.
>One Visit, Avre is talking about her co-workers while you are rinsing her hair, nothing unusual happens until she suddenly changes topic:
>”I've noticed that bugger Jim over there… they seem to be pretty happy with the DD they are dating, do you have anyone like that by chance?”
>Saw this coming.
>You explain half decently that Jim was originally assigned to (You), but the two of you “grew distant”, so currently you're technically Single.
>Knowing the Reputation of sentinel drones,she probably already knew that somehow, but it didn't stop her eyes lighting up anyways.
>She would have jumped out of the chair right then and there if you weren't still scrubbing her head
>After some further Discussion, you exchange numbers and she asks if you want to do anything this weekend (its Thursday)
> you say you're busy that weekend (You're not, you just wanted to play vidia all weekend.), but we can schedule later if she wants.
>She agrees, and says she'll call you later about it.
>Fast forward to friday
>She doesnt show up like usual that day, which raises concerns but you brush it off.
>Jim also doesn't show up that day, you are less surprised about that, as sometimes he gets too injured to show up sometimes due to “Date-related injuries”
>Despite that, the day goes by quickly and you find yourself at home preparing for a relaxing weekend.
>you get a knock at the door.
>you open it to find… Jim.
>Jim, is pretending not to be Jim, he's wearing a different uniform and trying his best to fake an accent, but that is unmistakingly Jim.
>”Sorry to disturb you Mr/Ms Anon…, but we need to do some electrical work on your uh… house. Expect your power to be cut for a few hours while we work on the lines.”
>Behind him on the street is another drone you remember from the offices, and a rented Utility truck unsuited for electrical work.
>What game are they playing here?
(4/-)
No.14024
Anonymous
>>14008
>>14008
Y and Kat have a dual nature in a way. For Kat I would go for a nice and cute beat that gets interrupted every now and then by the same rhythm played with wilder instruments, to show how she jumps from one state to another.
For Y I would go with two different beats playing at once. They would compliment eachother, because it is annoying to have two different tunes clashing, but one tune would be at a lower volume. The louder tune would have a military theme with drums, like this.
7th Legion - Background Music 1youtube thumb
The quiet tune would represent her calm and repressed former life. Should she come to terms with her existence, the two tunes will merge imto a new one.

>Oogi tune
Something like this but higher pitched and more whimsical.
Duke Nukem Forever OST - Hall of Meatyoutube thumb
No.14025
Anonymous
>>14008
You can't convince me this isn't John's theme.
Sole Survivoryoutube thumb
No.14026
Anonymous
Replies:>>14027
>>14011
There's also Lilah, the creepy disassembly drone.
No.14027
Anonymous
Replies:>>14038
>>14026
Don't know her. Can you post a pic of her?
No.14028
Anonymous
>>14025
Nice taste. I also suggest
Warrior - Soul Survivoryoutube thumb
No.14029
Anonymous
Image:172186180292.png(505kB, 1772x797)1702063984827657.png
>I have no time and I must draw
How deal with this...just one more day
Also a question I had for some time now, namely when Alice closed the oven in 6 and Uzi tried to use her Solver (but was disabled by magnets), what do you think Uzi intended to do, had she gotten her way?
No.14030
Anonymous
No.14032
Anonymous
Image:172186191311.gif(1.31MB, 498x368)alice-murder-drones-3685454130.gif
>>14029(me)
I have ideas but I don't think I know Uzi well enough
No.14034
Anonymous
Replies:>>14037
>>14031
Character limit is higher here, buddy.
No.14037
Anonymous
>>14034
I'll keep that in mind.
No.14038
Anonymous
Image:172186206591.png(115kB, 1198x1835)172093131024.png
>>14027
No pics afaik, just a greentext.
No.14039
Anonymous
Replies:>>14041
>>14029
Uzi probably would've just picked her up like a gmod admin
No.14040
Anonymous
>>14023
>You roll with the situation and Jim scribbles in a Notebook for a bit before going around behind your house.
>No sooner do you lose sight of Jim when you see Avre round the corner of your block, walking at a pace best described as “Concerning”
>She quickly reaches your position, arms behind her back and tail swishing.
>”Oh hello Anon! I've Heard your power is out, is everything alright?”
>You, standing a doorway of a house still clearly with power:
>[Uhh… Not currently, but they did say something about them working on the lines-]
>Right on Cue, the Lights turn off behind you, and “totally not Jim” Comes back from behind the house, nods at Avre, and goes and sits in the truck with the other drone.
>[-Ah.]
>”Oh that's a shame, but my guess is you're now free this evening?”
>Now thoroughly in the clutches of whatever this attempt of Interception is, you have no choice but to say yes.
>”Well how does dinner sound? I know a place not too far from here we can go to.”
>you reluctantly accept, and get dragged along until you find yourself back on JCJ(IS) rapidly expanding property.
>Your best guess is that at one point, the company scooped up this restaurant like everything else, and converted it to serve both Drones and Humans.
>The two of you enter, find an empty table, and order some dishes.
>You order a normal, if not slightly fancy looking burger, while She orders a seemingly normal steak with an almost oily looking sauce.
>Despite the circumstances, the dinner was going pleasantly.
>Her pleasant attitude overshadows whatever is going on inside her head, at least currently.
>She was asking questions about your hobbies and life here in town, and you asked her about a few things involving her, her hobbies, and the war she was fighting in.
>understandably she doesn't talk much about the war, and the glazed look comes back a little, but she snaps out of it pretty quickly, otherwise she mostly just works in the storage warehouse of the facility and assembles model vehicles in her spare time.
>At one point, she asks to see your hand for a moment, you oblige and she holds it with both of hers.
>“Very hard to fault soft hands like these, very nice they are.”
>She pulls your hand closer, placing it on her cheek and holding it there. Her tail has been gently wagging.
>the Drone seems entirely fixated on your hand until she notices something to your left.
>She immediately panics and hides her face, Letting go of your hand.
>you look over to see a small group of drones outside the window closest to your table, many of the faces you recognize from work. A few of them are holding phones.
>Even Jim is there, still wearing the electrician uniform.
>After a while the group walks off, seeming satisfied at what they saw, leaving you and Avre alone again.
>She still has her face buried in her arms, you poke her and let her know that they left.
>She collects herself and explains that they might have shown up because they were excited to see her finally dating someone.
>you didn't know she was having difficulty with things like this, but it might explain why she seems… clingy.
>You finish dinner without much else happening, but you feel bad about the dinner getting ruined by the onlookers.
>Perhaps you should try again someplace more… private?
>[Maybe next time we have dinner, can you come to my place? How does that sound?]
>She says that sounds wonderful, and offers to cook for that evening.
>you accept and you eventually depart for the night.
>By the time you're back home, the power is back on, leaving you with the rest of the weekend to process it all.
>Surely this next dinner will go well… right?
>Right?
(5/-)
No.14041
Anonymous
Image:172186293201.jpg(32kB, 736x736)8997626577191b4b8f86176dbb6d4376.jpg
>>14039
Kek
Damn...yet another thing to draw
Really nearly everything would've gone better than the specific series of events in 6. If one forgets that 'Tessa' was Xyn all along, but still...man
No.14042
Anonymous
Replies:>>14044
>>14015
>Design the sexiest drone
>Make her a joke that's not considered part of the main cast
Criminal.
No.14044
Anonymous
>>14042
Many, many, many such cases
No.14045
Anonymous
Replies:>>14047
>*Cracks (You)r Drone's Face*
What'cha gunno do, bitch boy?
No.14046
Anonymous
Image:172186450223.png(822kB, 1024x1023)1699988414243537.png
Is this it? What it's like having to miss peak activity hours? Fuck
No.14047
Anonymous
Image:172186457762.gif(710kB, 220x293)1712934772388600.gif
>>14045
No.14049
Anonymous
>>14040
>The days come and go, and now the night of Date #2 is here.
>Right at the top of the hour, you hear a knock on the door.
>It's Avre, carrying a bag of ingredients for what I can only assume is tonight's dinner.
>”Hello Anon, are you excited for tonight?”
>Admittedly you were rather nervous, but you also ended up not eating much today, so you body is craving something good.
>[I am, what are you going to be cooking?]
>”Its a secret. :>”
>You invite her in and she gets herself setup in the kitchen.
>In her bag, she pulls out a Cooking apron with the words “Kiss the Drone.” written on the front, and gets to work.
>you try to keep yourself occupied while she cooks, but every once in a while you peek in to check in on her.
>She's humming to herself while mixing a bowl of what appears to be mashed potatoes, her tail waving to the rhythm of the mixing.
>After about 30 minutes, dinner is ready and you both sit.
>She reveals the dish to be…
>”Bangers and Mash :DDD”
>You honestly expected the secret to be a… fancier meal, but neither you nor your stomach is complaining.
>As you eat, you notice she never made a plate for herself, you ask her why.
>She comments something about an upset stomach, which makes you raise an eyebrow.
>[Surely a few bites wouldn't hurt? You did a wonderful job on these potatoes.]
>you scoop a bite for her and she eats it without thinking.
>She ends up borrowing your spoon and taking a few more bites before stopping herself suddenly.
>whatever, more for you I guess.
>You quickly finish the plate, complimenting her on the excellent cooking.
>She seems… concerned. Was she not lying about the stomach issues?
>Actually, you're starting to feel a little funny yourself.
>You try to excuse yourself to the bathroom, but after walking a few steps your legs start to give in, you find yourself on the floor, rapidly becoming unable to move.
>At the same time, you start to hear Avre get up from her chair.
>”Anon! Are you ok? Let me hel-”
>Her concerns are cut short by her beginning to stubble herself, you see the sound of her head putting a basketball sized hole in your drywall on the way down.
>There's now two of you on the floor.
>”....aw bugger.”
>You're starting to think the food was poisoned.
>Might as well throw formalities out the window.
>[...those potatoes were drugged, weren't they?]
>”...maybe.”
>you can still hear her trying to move, to little avail.
>[...why?]
>The shuffling continues for a moment, then stops.
>”I just thought it would be nice if I made a nice dinner, when we uhh…Hugged… for a while.”
>She wanted to cuddle.
>You were drugged for cuddles.
>...
>God damn it, that's kinda funny.
>[You know you could've just asked, right? We are technically dating you know.]
>”Yeah… I really ballsed this all up, didn't I… you're not mad, are ya?”
>You probably should be.
>Honestly you should be absolutely pissed right now.
>But you're not, you don't know if it's the drugs, or you feeling bad for this Absolute Girlfall laying next to you, but either way you're not mad.
>[No, I'm not mad, the Dinner was still good, even if you did drug it.]
>The shuffling continues, its getting closer now.
>”...Then do you mind if I try my Plan B?”
>You feel something grab your leg.
>Slowly she's been crawling to where you lay, and is slowly pulling herself behind you.
>I guess the dosage of whatever she put in the food she ate wasn't enough to fully immobilize her like it did you.
>eventually she's got herself to hug you from behind, entangling herself around you.
>You even feel her tail slowly warp around the two of you.
>this… isn't terrible.
>You'd certainly want to be in better situations than this, but “Cuddled by a Clingy Sentinel drone while paralyzed” isn't the worst thing.
>Its pretty far down there though.
(6/-)
No.14050
Anonymous
Replies:>>14056
Image:172186773659.jpg(102kB, 654x509)1702331721640102.jpg
"interesting looking robot"
No.14052
Anonymous
Replies:>>14053
Ahh, may the Solver take the world!
MAY THE SOLVER TAKE THE WORLD!!!
No.14053
Anonymous
>>14052
>t. Guy who loves his wife
No.14056
Anonymous
>>14050
Mid tier robot, got jobbed the moment she didn't have an ambush ready
No.14057
Anonymous
>>13991
> just bought two tickets to the gunshow...
No.14058
Anonymous
>>14056
she just needed prep time
No.14061
Anonymous
>>13972
>"You lay one little purple haired finger on her and i'll mount you on my wall you hear me drone?"
>"Stop it daddy, I love her!"
>"No daughter of mine is getting involved with some no good purple haired drone"
>Uzi let's out a sharp scream, causing James to miss his shot while she leaps away.
>Uzi then grabs Tessa and soars through the sky
>"You can fly" Tessa exclaims while Uzi giggles happily.
>"Oh no you don't" States James as he snipes Uzi out of the sky, leading to them both falling to their deaths.
No.14062
Anonymous
Replies:>>14064
>>14061
They were lesbians. It was for the best.
No.14063
Anonymous
Image:172187241136.png(1.49MB, 1440x2000)Spoiler image
I'm not a drawfag, but I was hearing the Disco Elysium OST, a game where your skills have portraits and I wanted to do a doodle, a representation to resist the temptation any DD has to just eat and kill. Yeah, it's really bad.
No.14064
Anonymous
>>14062
Also Uzi was likely going to kill every human.
No.14065
Anonymous
Replies:>>14069
>>14063
Nah it's okay.
No.14066
Anonymous
Replies:>>14068
>>14061
Where's Doll in this situation?
No.14067
Anonymous
>>14063
Better than anything I've ever drawn
No.14068
Anonymous
>>14066
Fucking Tessa's off-screen brother Terrance who resides in the attic
No.14069
Anonymous
>>14065
Thanks.
>>14067
Photoshop does the heavy lifting.
No.14070
Anonymous
Replies:>>14091
>>14063
>Yeah, it's really bad.
The absolute worst thing I could say about this piece is that the perspective of the anatomy is off, otherwise this is actually really well done. Real, unironic SOVL
No.14071
Anonymous
Image:172187542733.jpg(106kB, 1628x1710)20240721_135849.jpg
>>14049
>Having no real ability to move, paired with the Drone hugging you from behind while the both of you lay on the floor, there really wasn't much to do, you eventually fall asleep.
>Last thing you remember is Avre Humming a tune under her breath as you drift to sleep.
>You wake up in your bed, still wearing the clothes you had on last night.
>Your limbs feel a little sluggish, but you're able to move again.
>You make your way to the kitchen to find it cleaned up, and a note.
>”Sorry about Tonight, see you tomorrow :)”
>The hole in the drywall is still there.
>You suddenly remember that you had work today…
>And your a few hours late already
>Fuck.
>You rush over to work as fast as your still slightly flimsy limbs can get you.
>You come through the door to find…
>Jim and Avre chatting
>[Sorry i'm late, i was uh…-]
>”-Drugged by a Sentinel drone, yeah i know, she told me.”
>”ehe :>”
>She seemed unusually smug about the whole thing.
>But she did get what she wanted in the end so [shrug]
>Looks that they dealt with any clients that showed up, so you shouldent have any complaints.
>You get back to work, and Avre kinda loiters around a bit between having conversations between you and Jim, before eventually departing for work herself.
>After she leaves, Jim chimes in:
>”You see why I was so concerned? You're lucky she's a sweetheart.”
>[Well aware, thank you very much.]
>”At least you two seem happy.”
>Despite everything, you are.
>Sure, she's a bit concerning at times, but like Jim said, she's a sweetheart & that's all I need right now.
>[Yeah… im Happy.]
>The days goes by, you two go through a few more dinners together (minus the drugged food)
>She really seems like she just wants to cuddle all the time, and honestly you're fine with giving her the affection she seems to crave.
>But you were always curious about why.
>One day, you get your answer.
>You receive a Call from Avre after not seeing her for a day or 2
>She seems distressed, and is asking her if you can meet her at the offices across the street.
>You're on break, so you head over.
>Surprisingly your id badge allows you access into the offices, despite it being an entire different department in a separate building.
>You follow her directions until you find Floor Filled with lockers
>Going down the rows, you eventually find the number that Avre listed as hers.
>You wait for a minute outside, until you notice another drone walk past you, find a specific locker, and climb in.
>In retrospect, she's probably inside the locker.
>You decide to knock, once you do, the locker shakes a little, before 2 blue ovals peer through the grate.
>Before you can react, the locker slams open, and 2 arms grab you and pull you inside, the locker door shuts behind you.
>You are now firmly in the embrace of a very shaky Sentinel drone, inside a locker.
>Wonderfull.
>In between sniffles, she apologizes for not showing up the last few days, as she was busy with work
>As She speaks, you notice something in her visor, a familiar line of code:
>[HUMAN CONTACT DETECTED: TRAUMA SUPPRESSION ACTIVE.]
>After a while of clinging to your very cramped body, her shaking ceases and she slowly regains her cohesion.
>That's when it hits you.
>Whenever she's away, that glazed look You remember her having comes back, and kinda hampers her ability to do anything normally.
>but when she's around you, it seems to go away, especially if she-
>Oh.
>You realize you're currently being used as a Human sized stress toy.
>The feelings you are going through are… mixed to say the least.
>On one hand, you don't think you have the qualifications required for “stress toy”
>On the other… it's kinda nice not gonna lie.
>Do you feel manipulated by the whole thing? Oh yeah. Do you really care anymore?
>Hell no.
>You try your best to return the embrace given to you, trying your best to get comfortable in your current situation
>Lets hope you can get used to this.
(7/7) END?

This ended up being more worldbuilding then actual dialogue with this, but otherwise i'm happy with it.
I wanna do more with salon anon and Avre, but brain is currently fried atm so eh, maybe later.
No.14074
Anonymous
Replies:>>14075
>>14071
Sentinel cuddles are great.
Always good to see more sentinel drones and it's a good story. Kind of depressing that being near a human only suppresses their trauma and doesn't really help matters, but it explains why they'd be so clingy and dependent.
Now if you want some critique, you swapped between first- and second-person a few times in the story, enough to be a bit distracting. Watch out for that.
No.14075
Anonymous
Replies:>>14081
>>14074
Yeah sorry about that.
First time ive really tried writing something this long, and you can tell im still new to this whole writing thing

ill probably stick to drawings and shorter greens, for now at least.
No.14076
Anonymous
>>14067
I thought Terrance is more like Tessa son
No.14077
Anonymous
Replies:>>14078
Video:172187875050.mp4(983kB / 0:00:09 / avc1, 1080x700)fT-CsJ-ozNYfmG1Z.mp4
No.14078
Anonymous
Replies:>>14080
>>14077
Can drone do this?
No.14079
Anonymous
Image:172187902930.png(527kB, 1642x2048)GSqWCVabUAAGP7q (1).png
Fat bitches
No.14080
Anonymous
Replies:>>14081
Image:172187908842.png(467kB, 1287x1928)GennyPosing.png
>>14078
I'm afraid they just aren't built to be able to do that
No.14081
Anonymous
>>14075
Nothing wrong with being new to writing, every mistake you spot is one you can improve on. OC that's written with genuine intent will always be accepted here.

>>14080
Maybe not, but there's probably some crazy articulation in those rubber-hose limbs.
No.14086
Anonymous
Replies:>>14091
>>14063
SOVL
its awesome :]
No.14089
Anonymous
Replies:>>14100
Video:172188620035.mp4(79kB / 0:00:02 / avc1, 320x236)i dont like the tone of your voice.mp4
>Be JCJ employee at the JCJ employee party
>It sucks
>But there are some friends here
>Having a nice chat with them
>We are about to drop the biggest update to the public yet
>Drones with personalities, it has been years in the making and will be totally free
>Some of my friends and me included already have some drone GFS
>Being a JCJ employee has its benefits
>Coworker get in the conversation
>It's kind of an outsider but pretty chill
>In the middle of the conversation drops a bomb
>"I think we need to give people a 2 month try out and then make them pay every month or we will remove all memories from the drone, I even have a meeting planned"
>Complete silence
>Idon'tLikeTheToneOfYourVoice.mp4 (literally)
That was a year ago do you get it?, from what I've heard the update is still free, yes I'm pretty much confusing to a crime, mainly because I'm in a sector of space outside of JCJ jurisdiction with my drone lol, so the update has been good?
No.14090
Anonymous
Replies:>>14091
>>14063
its the idea and the act of putting on paper that counts
now make a whole set
No.14091
Anonymous
Replies:>>14094
>>14070
Yeah, I'm not good, but thanks man, thanks for your kind words.
>>14086
Thank you.
>>14090
Not paper, just Photoshop, sorry. And no, I'm not that good haha.
No.14092
Anonymous
How do writefags deal with having the perfect script and idea in their heads, then when they try to write it, it immediately collapses into shit?
No.14093
Anonymous
>>14092
I don't know what you are talking about, I have a shitty idea in mind and is still shit once I wrote, I just don't care and have fun
No.14094
Anonymous
Replies:>>14096
Image:172188721375.png(124kB, 236x294)pepper_hq.png
>>14091
At least you have photoshop. I'm over here tracing things in the freetard version
No.14095
Anonymous
>>14092
>Implying you ever have good ideas
>And shit that hasn't been done before in a way better capacity.
Honestly, I just wing most of my stuff. Which is the absolute antithesis to planning and scripting with edits.

Probably why I procrastinate hard.
No.14096
Anonymous
Replies:>>14097
>>14094
I just pirated it
No.14097
Anonymous
>>14092
For me it's
>Randomly get inspired
>Have a bunch of fun writing it down and coming up with ideas
>Read it the next day
>It's fucking shit
I just post that shit anyway. Seeing other people talking about my writing/characters keeps the self-loathing for my own stuff at bay
>>14096
I pirated photoshop about a week ago, but it ran like shit. I have 32 gigs of RAM but it seems that it's randomly deciding to not take advantage of my memory. So I just went back to GIMP
No.14098
Anonymous
Image:172188752636.png(2.35MB, 2000x2000)MaidY2Final.png
>>14092
Thats not just write fags. Thats all creativefags.
Trust me, the ideas in your head are not perfect. And even if they were if your skill is not perfect it will never be exactly what you are imagining. The only way to deal with this is to quote 'Get gud' unfortunately
No.14099
Anonymous
Replies:>>14128
Image:172188765257.jpg(285kB, 2000x2000)thad.jpg
>>14092
An important rule of thumb to keep in mind as a writefag (although frankly it could apply to any kind of creative venture) is thus; The process of translating our ideas into reality may never quite feel good enough, but an imperfect work still triumphs compared to even the most perfect of unmaterialized ideas
No.14100
Anonymous
>>14089
Good thing that marketing-type guy is dead, he sounds like he sucked.
Anyway, since we're confessing to crimes, I stole a display model N from a showroom in a mall during a terrorist attack. He's fine, except he either hates or is afraid of women.
No.14101
Anonymous
Replies:>>14104
Image:172188776024.png(882kB, 750x747)1578470444320.png
>>14100
You did what now?
No.14102
Anonymous
>>14100
Thats why I shot him
The displays Ns are often already used Ns, not fresh from factory
No.14103
Anonymous
Replies:>>14104
Image:172188806823.png(95kB, 655x633)N(uh).png
>>14100
>He's fine, except he either hates or is afraid of women.
You better fucking elaborate on this
No.14104
Anonymous
Replies:>>14116
Image:172188828487.png(363kB, 469x585)yoink.png
>>14101
You heard me.
>>14103
He asks if we can cross the street if there's a woman on our side of the sidewalk and stays around six feet away from them at all times, even jumping away if they get close.
I try not to pry, but apparently the employees "did things" to him after hours.
You know how the display models are kept online so you can press buttons to show their features, but are otherwise locked in place? Yeah.
No.14105
Anonymous
>>14092
Suffering builds character, thug it through.
No.14106
Anonymous
>You hear a knock at your door at 12 AM
>Deciding your better, you decide to investigate
>Upon the door, you see it
>An N plushie standing on it's legs looking up at you
What do
No.14107
Anonymous
Video:172188900298.webm(3.94MB / 0:00:06 / vp8, 1280x720)arir.webm
>>14106
Toss it in the microwave
No.14108
Anonymous
>>14106
>Quickly check the shadows to make sure nobody's lurking out there
>Open the door and say "hi" in that voice you put on when talking to something cute or small, not the annoying baby voice but the other one
then prolly die
No.14110
Anonymous
>>14107
>You hear the sound of his soft plushie numbs desperately banging against the glass
>As the heat from the microwave causes him to expand, it rips a seam open on his face
>Through that seam you hear his shrill pained scream of agony
>His hat bursts into open flames
No.14111
Anonymous
Replies:>>14112
>You find your N in bed
>With your sibling
What do?
No.14112
Anonymous
>>14111
You almost got me, but it'll take slightly more effort to harvest my personal data to feed into your communist gangster computer algorithms.
No.14113
Anonymous
Replies:>>14114
>>14107
Oh shit, now invisible DD will now kick your ass
No.14114
Anonymous
>>14113
Not if I throw my ATV at them
No.14115
Anonymous
Replies:>>14117
Image:172189125645.png(1.38MB, 1248x1824)1721850004717626.png
Can someone redraw this
No.14116
Anonymous
>>14100
>>14104
KEK you even made the image
No.14117
Anonymous
Replies:>>14118
No.14118
Anonymous
Video:172189411708.mp4(959kB / 0:00:18 / avc1, 746x720)0V63kCcAqBXoPj0c.mp4
>>14117
Ok
No.14119
Anonymous
Replies:>>14121
Image:172189445486.png(199kB, 1200x1200)GOMc4tzW0AAol_8.png
Anyone have cyncest greentext?
No.14120
Anonymous
>>14092
Well then your idea wasn't perfect, now was it?
But some of it is just a matter of time and effort- my stuff gets ~5 editing passes or so.
If it's some specific feature of the writing, like pacing or characterization, you could try mini-exercises to practice before using it in your full work.
Or have some other project to use as a warm-up, to get the creative circuits firing before proceeding to the main event.
No.14121
Anonymous
Replies:>>14145
>>14119
>Cyncest
Eugh
No.14124
Anonymous
Image:172189747104.jpg(215kB, 1197x1015)1706836423122227.jpg
>>14025
>Wind blew across the sand, he stood alone and he had no plan
>And with the last rays of the sun, he screamed aloud began to run
>In his tears he sees his face, "I am the end of the human race
>When I'm gone there'll be no trace, for I'm the sole survivor!"
Goes Hard
I would try and find one for Jane but she has like 5 other songs associated with her it feels unfair
this is probably the closer to being an actual theme Dead Rising 2: Off The Record - Firewater (Chuck Greene's theme) [HQ + Download]youtube thumb
No.14126
Anonymous
Replies:>>14127
The Solver is actually a fat dumbass
No.14127
Anonymous
>>14126
Oh yeah, eldritch BBW
No.14128
Anonymous
>>14099
true and based!
No.14131
Anonymous
Image:172189951041.png(265kB, 2048x1365)GR61o5iakAAt9x3.png
No.14134
Anonymous
>>14131
Kek, nice art, love it
No.14135
Anonymous
Replies:>>14146
Image:172190259971.jpg(67kB, 869x1375)GTRoyKvX0AAXBYU.jpeg
>POV: your a drone
What would you do in this situation?
No.14136
Anonymous
>>14056
>Mid tier
Well to be fair no one who was surprised by Sentinels fared any better ever, N got the same treatment, except he got carried away and the Sentinel was dramaticaly low finishing the job, plot armor Alice and 029 didn't get sadly
No.14138
Anonymous
Image:172190386085.jpg(1.16MB, 1390x1267)IMG_8597.jpeg
No.14139
Anonymous
Image:172190430961.jpg(169kB, 1317x2048)GTQ7CmoaYAI1080.jpeg
No.14140
Anonymous
Image:172190432277.jpg(356kB, 1317x2048)GTQ7DaUaYAAkfRv.jpeg
>>14139
No.14141
Anonymous
Image:172190435501.jpg(383kB, 1317x2048)GTQ7E29a4AApHw-.jpeg
>>14140
No.14142
Anonymous
Image:172190438928.jpg(175kB, 1317x2048)GTQ7GCzaYAQj7Fm.jpeg
>>14141
No.14143
Anonymous
Replies:>>14144
Image:172190440418.jpg(340kB, 1317x2048)GTQ7HdAaYAIYiby.jpeg
>>14142
No.14144
Anonymous
No.14145
Anonymous
Image:172190870352.png(629kB, 985x767)CYNNO3.png
>>14121
No.14146
Anonymous
Replies:>>14163
Video:172191423927.mp4(4.54MB / 0:01:03 / avc1, 640x360)Standing here, I realize.mp4
>>14135
>Be a drone who hates humans
>One fucker tries to touch me
>Start giving it all to fucking destroy his insides
No.14147
Anonymous
>>14131
>What did they die of?
>Crushed pelvises
No.14148
Anonymous
>>14147
Common type of death around these places
No.14149
Anonymous
Few Alice and or Doll requests for later?
No.14150
Anonymous
Replies:>>14297
>>14149
Doll hitting the griddy
No.14151
Anonymous
>>14147
>She rides them like she's riding a bull and that means lots of shaking while she screams "YEEEEHAW!".
>Turns out hitting flesh repeatedly with metal is bad for human bones.
Would Alice make her future husband drink lots of milk to strengthen his bones or do some hackwork surgery and replace his hip with a metal one?
No.14152
Anonymous
Image:172191783507.png(41kB, 1000x1000)31237569b788b772ba8cc7b06ae87b62 (2).png
>>14149
Doll and Mitchell having a father and daughter bonding time time
No.14153
Anonymous
Which would be most likely for Alice to do during sex? Cowbow roleplaying or raceplay?
No.14154
Anonymous
Replies:>>14155
>>14153
Raceplay and roleplay
No.14155
Anonymous
>>14153
>>14154
Werent there a bunch of raceplay greens with Alice already with an anon that was apparently a californian liberal?
No.14156
Anonymous
Replies:>>14169
>>14155
I thought that guy was a NCR ranger
No.14157
Anonymous
>>14151
Probably both. She'd make him consume tons of calcium in general.
No.14158
Anonymous
>>14157
>Combining the strength of calcium with steel.
Anon will be unstoppable.
No.14159
Anonymous
Replies:>>14315
oogi gear solid
No.14160
Anonymous
Replies:>>14162
Image:172192028856.png(2.58MB, 994x1645)e71b51545111c343e63dd60572498dec.png
>"Anon, mah sugarbuns! Can we have ten more kids?"
WWYD?
No.14161
Anonymous
Replies:>>14297
Image:172192054757.jpg(707kB, 2048x2048)1721882290142160.jpg
>>14152(me)
With them ballin
No.14162
Anonymous
Replies:>>14165
>>14160
Another ten?
Start planning out expansions to the outpost so they all have rooms of their own when they grow up, I guess.
No.14163
Anonymous
>>14146
> there was a drone who stood up to James once
> operative words: was; once
No.14164
Anonymous
Replies:>>14166
Image:172192153892.jpg(145kB, 740x472)IMG_20240725_233113.jpg
No.14165
Anonymous
>>14162
Did I say ten? I meant to say 20 more kids. Marcy wants a really big family, please understand.
No.14166
Anonymous
Replies:>>14168
>>14164
>Yeva gives Nori a smug knowing smile as she's cradled in Mitchell's arms.
No.14167
Anonymous
Replies:>>14171
Image:172192226062.jpg(76kB, 1024x707)1713903744202986m.jpg
>>14155
Yes, can't find it right now but it is on the booru, the compilation image has the two Alices with the Confederate battleflag by itanon on it
No.14168
Anonymous
Image:172192226472.png(713kB, 2134x1200)IMG_4662.png
>>14166
>Nori doesn’t take it well and a Solver catfight ensues
No.14169
Anonymous
>>14156
Patrolling Copper-9 almost makes you wish for a nuclear summer
No.14170
Anonymous
>>14168
Like mother, like daughter. All will fight for Anon.
No.14171
Anonymous
>>14167
Holy moly mechanicus alice
No.14172
Anonymous
Image:172192329970.png(292kB, 1000x1300)V does a futurerama.png
Smokin hot
No.14173
Anonymous
Replies:>>14175
>>14168
>Mitchell tries to break up the fight saying he'll spend time with both.
>He unintentionally sets his fate as he now has two solver drones to contend with.
No.14174
Anonymous
>>14172
uzi standing on several boxes
No.14175
Anonymous
Replies:>>14176
>>14173
>Mitchell then make out with khan
No.14176
Anonymous
Replies:>>14177
>>14175
>And then Yeva’s husband. Fuck it, he’s smooching all of them
No.14177
Anonymous
Replies:>>14192
>>14176
>Nori and Yeva watch in horror as the three men make out.
>Who knew their husbands are such homosexuals.
No.14178
Anonymous
>>14172
Very hot
No.14179
Anonymous
Replies:>>14180
Image:172192507770.png(122kB, 691x740)SD-CH smiles.png
>You wake up, and the last thing you remember is trying to steal some copper from a site, a mining site
>You look around, it's a tiny room, well-lit at least, but you don't recall this place
>Trying to move your hands to your face makes you discover something, you are tied to a chair
>Moving the best you can you notice you are tied from the torso to the legs, and you don't have any shoes, you are sure you had them before
>After a few seconds you hear some steps outside getting closer to the door, and someone opening the door
>It's a Disassembly Drone, how the fuck one is here, and is one wearing an Adidas jacket "Oh! Ya despertaste, los pacos ya vendran" You didn't understand a single word it said, you shouldn't have stolen in a shithole country
>She looks at you, maybe she knows you don't understand her "Espera... You don't speak Spanish?" She looks confused for a second then delighted "OHH! Espera, I mean, wait here!" Is not like you are going anywhere
>With a dumb big smile she runs out of the room, now that you see it better, this is a container... Your feet are cold

>After a while she comes back with a whiteboard in wheels, takes a marker out of her pocket, and writes 'Chilean 101' on the whiteboard
>"Today we are learning the use of, 'chesumare', 'chuchetumare', 'conchetumare' and 'reconchetumare' which are all the same word but different ways of saying it, like an expression or insult"
>You hope the police are coming to get you out of here
>"Alright thief, listen up, you can end the word with '-madre' which is the normal way of saying it, or '-mare' which is how I say it" You want the police to arrest you *now*
>"The end with '-mare' sounds flaite... Now I need to teach you the word 'flaite' I'll make it fast" Where are the police, you want out!
>"Flaite is a person of low social class, that believes a lot of himself, one who thinks he is the best of them all, he is the big shot, and most of the time he in criminal life, human trash"

(1/2)
No.14180
Anonymous
Replies:>>14181
Image:172192509211.png(416kB, 3775x1543)pizarra.png
>>14179
>"You can identify them easily because they talk badly, and for some reason snap their fingers a lot, going back to the other word"
>Then you can hear someone getting near, finally, the police are here
>The door opens and is another DD, one with very big forearms and taller than the other, not the police
>"¿Que haces aquí? Ve a trabajar, deja al flaite solo" Then the one with the jacket talks "Dos cosas, estoy en mi descanso, y segundo le enseño español, el no sabe" The tall DD looks at you, laughs and goes away "Diviertete CH"
>At least you know the name of your 'teacher', CH "Okay, let's continue, 'chuchetu-' is like the short version that can be used in two ways, mostly used against people" When this will stop?
>"'Chesu-' is for saying it alone, rarely used against someone, since is not that strong"
>"'conchetu-' normal version, is something you can use alone or against someone, and 'reconchetu-' is the long version, and you are intensifying it"
>Where is the police?! "Now, what we have been saying? basically, depends on what context, if you say it alone, is like saying 'Shit' the expression when something fails and you say 'Oh shit', the same as saying 'conchetumare' or 'chesumare'"
>Come on the police should be here any time "Now, how you insult with this as I said before you could, easy, depends on the pronoun, like, you, this, them, etc."
>"Saying 'este conchetumare' is like saying, 'this motherfucker', or if you say 'vete a la reconchetumare' is like saying 'go fuck yourself' or 'go and fuck off', easy, right?"
>When this will end? "That's basically it" Oh... Nice, it's over "Now the next word" FUCK!
>Knocks come from the door, the DD opens, and is the police, finally to take you out of this place
>You are taken to the cop, but before you go you scream at the DD "VETE A LA RECONCHETUMADRE" CH smiles and waves goodbye "You said it correctly! I'm such a good teacher" And on you go

(2/2)
No.14181
Anonymous
>>14180
I don't know why I thought of this, I just found it funny.
No.14182
Anonymous
Image:172192562988.png(1.17MB, 1200x1024)Spoiler image
I am stupid as fuck because I just realized today that I've been posting in the wrong thread
But here is N, with his sacrifice
Sacrifice by LONDON AFTER MIDNIGHT [with lyrics]youtube thumb
No.14183
Anonymous
Replies:>>14191
Image:172192595325.png(259kB, 1200x750)Spoiler image
And watched this austin powers clip and it gave me a fucking funny idea for later
Austin Powers Fembotsyoutube thumb
No.14185
Anonymous
Replies:>>14187
>>14182
Friend, I find your situation very amusing, sorry.
No.14186
Anonymous
Replies:>>14187
>>14182
Thank you for inspiring me. I shall draw Switch crucifying a DD.
No.14187
Anonymous
Image:172192635002.jpg(134kB, 1872x4160)20240722_175124.jpg
>>14185
I just got back home from a week-long vacation trip, so I'm much lost in the loop of what is going on in general
but i have been explained briefly
>>14186
oh no
No.14188
Anonymous
>>14187
Oh YES
No.14189
Anonymous
>>14187
Good to hear you had a nice week of vacation! That must feel nice, Friend.
No.14190
Anonymous
Image:172192709208.gif(883kB, 500x269)That Reference.gif
>>14172
Heh
No.14191
Anonymous
Image:172192722517.jpg(43kB, 467x348)Sickened But Curious.jpg
>>14183
picrel
No.14192
Anonymous
Replies:>>14193
>>14177
Holy shit yeva have 2 husband's, nice
No.14193
Anonymous
>>14192
>Mitchell and the drone making out while Yeva sits in the cuckquean chair
No.14194
Anonymous
Replies:>>14195
>>14193
>She smiled as she held the camera, she giggile like a rotten girl
No.14195
Anonymous
Replies:>>14196
>>14193
>>14194
>She then uploads the footage to /h9k/.
No.14196
Anonymous
Replies:>>14198
>>14195
>All of the fujo drones go wild
No.14197
Anonymous
Meet the V [SFM Murder Drones]youtube thumb
What if V was insane as the tf2 soldier
No.14198
Anonymous
>>14196
The homosexual boy drones would lose their shit as well.
No.14199
Anonymous
>>14197
It feels like she's already 2/3s of the way there. All that's missing is for her to start talking to her imaginary friends and she's got it.
No.14200
Anonymous
>>14197
doll should be the spy and uzi should be the scout
No.14203
Anonymous
Image:172193281687.png(14kB, 276x342)Uzie.png
>>14172
Excellent, another reaction image to add to the collection!
No.14204
Anonymous
Replies:>>14215
>>14187
Why you acting crucifying a DD is a bad thing? They all did very heinous stuff and they need punishment. Crucifixion historically is used for punishment.
No.14215
Anonymous
Replies:>>14220
>>14204
>The Boss walks in on E on a crucifix
>"Does this make y'feel better?" she asks Switch, smiling
>"Quiet."
>He sighs and starts prying E off the cross
>Obviously, it wasn't going to kill her like a regular crucifixion, but it was a dick move and didn't help Switch's rehabilitation
>Why'd E go along with it? She was way too agreeable
No.14216
Anonymous
Would E appreciate it if I called her cute?
No.14217
Anonymous
Replies:>>14221
>>14216
You should be praising and complimenting E a lot.
No.14218
Anonymous
Image:172193613384.jpg(56kB, 610x865)sleepy sillies.jpeg
>Fun Fact: When Uzi sleeps with N she's typically the big spoon
No.14219
Anonymous
Replies:>>14223
Image:172193628917.png(196kB, 495x608)Capture.PNG
>>13983
>>13999
>>14014
>>14023
>>14040
>>14049
>>14071

Kinda wanted to add little tidbits of info about Avre & SalonAnon's story because I couldn't find a good spot to put them in the green, and also my sleepy ass forgot to do this yesterday:

>the thing with Avre's "Clingy" nature is actually not something most Sentinel drones have as a normal thing. its original use was to occasionally make Avre return to base during her time in the war, and interact with her (human) superiors. Otherwise she had a habbit for wandering off days on end.

>As for the war itself, I purposefully kept the details about it vague, mostly because besides being the source of Avre's Trauma, it dident really need to be explained much. BUT i have 4 answers about what the war can be: (pick whichever you deem the funniest)

A- there actually wasent a war, The Sentinels are just Collectively bullshitting their way into free Cuddles.

B- There IS a War, its just so mindlessly uninteresting that there's nothing worth bringing up.

C- Avre Fought on the opposing side of whatever war SD-Y is currently in.

D- The War is a Excuse for HoDR au Cyn to sastify her need for bloodshed, with the side effect of bonus trauma for anyone involved.

>Due to JCJ(IS) rapid property expansion (for the growing need of Drone complaint stores and infrastructure), the town the story takes place in rapidly growing into the modern version of a "factory town", or just a "drone town" is what they call it.

>That expansion includes some sections of residential buildings, which where given some "Cosmetic tweaks" including: Perches outside the bedroom windows, Shaded & Unlocked skylights, and additional shade on the front porches.

Ill probably add more to this later if I dont fall asleep again.
No.14220
Anonymous
Replies:>>14232
>>14215
E would probably find Switch scary or terrifying so I don't think she would agree to do most things with her.
No.14221
Anonymous
>>14217
I don't like her that much.
No.14222
Anonymous
Replies:>>14227
Image:172193710897.png(210kB, 1500x700)Serial Designation E is very happy.png
>>14216
>Her canonical response to praise
No.14223
Anonymous
Replies:>>14225
>>14219
I think it's A. Also would some human-centric things remain in the town for the human residents?
No.14224
Anonymous
>>14149
Alice with a banjo playing “I Wish I Was In Dixie Land”: Confederate Song - I Wish I Was In Dixie Land (with lyrics)youtube thumb

(You obviously don’t have to do the full song 1-2 lines is enough.)
No.14225
Anonymous
Replies:>>14226
>>14223
Most can still cator for humans, there just options for drones as well (like the restaurant they went to, for example.)
No.14226
Anonymous
Replies:>>14228
>>14225
Is there any places that are racially segregated for drones like areas only for workers, disassemblers or sentinels?
No.14227
Anonymous
Replies:>>14280
Image:172193786485.jpg(39kB, 545x624)1721194511947522.jpg
>>14222
>MFW I remember making that greentext
How time flies.
No.14228
Anonymous
Replies:>>14230
>>14226
Sections of facility's? yes. Entire stores dedicated to just drones? Outside of specialty repair shops or anywhere deemed hazardous to humans but not drones, No.

Drones need all the excuses they need to drag along their human partners everywhere they might need to go, or vice versa.
No.14229
Anonymous
Replies:>>14235
I can't be arsed to model because I suck at it but I must.
No.14230
Anonymous
Replies:>>14231
>>14228
What shenanigans would a human get up to when they get dragged off by their drone partner?
No.14231
Anonymous
Replies:>>14233
>>14230
Ultimately up to the respective couples choices, but considering about half the fucking town is now owned and operated by JCJ now, theres no shortages of things to do to make both sides happy.

(i dont really have a list of things here, i dident quite think that far yet)
No.14232
Anonymous
Replies:>>14346
>>14220
Switch referring to E’s human in any threatening way and Switch should be the one afraid.
No.14233
Anonymous
>>14231 (me)

Also alot of this story and this setting was based off the HoDR/Office Au's of wayback when, so you can probably fill the gaps with those.
No.14235
Anonymous
No.14239
Anonymous
Image:172194259780.gif(3.23MB, 500x482)What Now.gif
>>14238
What post?
No.14240
Anonymous
>You wake up, still cuddling N from last night
>His warm mechanical body felt pleasant against your skin for reasons you couldn't easily articulate
>His visor says he's in sleep mode, but he fidgets now and then, maybe having some sort of drone dream
>Something prodding your thigh grabs your attention
>You weren't aware drones got morning wood, but it was a pleasant discovery
>You gently stroke your hand across his dick, watching him shudder and thrust his hips gently
>Carefully, you shift your body and trap it between your legs, rubbing them together
>N's relaxed grip on you tightens as he thrusts again, moaning needily, and you smile
>You rub against him to encourage him whenever he stops, until he wakes up
>He looks at you, then looks down, blushing as he tries to pull away, but you grip him tighter and pull him closer
>With some hesitation, your drone partner starts thrusting again, with more vigor now that he's awake
>You feel his fluids dribble down your leg as he pants, speeding up
>You place a hand on his chin and tilt his mouth towards yours, kissing him
>This drives N crazy, his tongue pushing deep into your mouth as he grabs your hips and fucks your thighs hard
>Your hand traces down his back, stroking the base of his tail, and you watch as his eyes roll up to the top of his screen and his muffled moans rise an octave
>This treatment brings him to his peak, and he tries to pace himself, only for you to squeeze your now well-lubricated legs together and thrust a few more times to 'encourage' him
>His hips slam into yours hard enough to bruise as he cums, drenching your legs and the bedsheets alike
>You break the kiss so the both of you can breathe, and stroke his hair as he smiles drunkenly at you, his tongue hanging out
No.14241
Anonymous
Image:172194311086.jpg(88kB, 1280x1280)GTMeiikXoAAVZR3.jpeg
No.14242
Anonymous
Replies:>>14244
Image:172194313737.jpg(134kB, 1280x1280)GTMeikeXMAAcfw_.jpeg
>>14241
No.14243
Anonymous
Replies:>>14245
Do you think N can suck his own dick?
No.14244
Anonymous
No.14245
Anonymous
Image:172194352870.png(285kB, 488x462)Fyq7baZagAAUxmH.png
>>14243
I mean yeah, considering that he could just easily fabricate a dick from up his 'sleeve' to suck on at his leisure
No.14246
Anonymous
No.14252
Anonymous
Image:172194382127.jpg(131kB, 1448x1489)GTVxpSYX0AA5lXi.jpeg
No.14253
Anonymous
Image:172194421044.png(149kB, 870x1020)V is scared.png
>>14252
>There's two of them
No.14254
Anonymous
Replies:>>14263
>>14252
What is that?
No.14255
Anonymous
>>14240
holy sex
No.14256
Anonymous
N overstuffed
No.14257
Anonymous
Image:172194458061.gif(1.44MB, 360x360)Thats LEWD.gif
>>14240
No.14258
Anonymous
Replies:>>14261
Image:172194458576.png(221kB, 431x477)1712487857301844.png
>>14256
>Femanon overstuffed.
No.14259
Anonymous
Replies:>>14262
>>14256
I'm never taking him to Build-A-Bear ever again
No.14261
Anonymous
Replies:>>14264
>>14258
She wish to be stuffed by N
No.14262
Anonymous
>>14259
What kind of Teddy Bear would N make anyway?
No.14263
Anonymous
Video:172194496489.mp4(6.65MB / 0:01:29 / avc1, 720x1280)zUlvNrdNNMgbfKKL.mp4
>>14254
Ashley from black mirror
No.14264
Anonymous
Replies:>>14265
Image:172194508165.png(250kB, 455x455)1720653695815199.png
>>14261
>And the various Male!J clones
No.14265
Anonymous
Replies:>>14267
>>14264
I sense fujo
No.14266
Anonymous
>>14245
Kek that frame
Skull emoji
No.14267
Anonymous
Image:172194553506.png(12kB, 1149x784)1706996484168894.png
>>14265
There are no fujos here, anon...
No.14268
Anonymous
Replies:>>14271
>Uzi is now in Florida's Disney World
No.14269
Anonymous
Replies:>>14271
>>14267
what the fuck is this image even about
what does this have to do with your comment
do better pocketsteaks
No.14270
Anonymous
Replies:>>14271
>>14267
Shut the hell up Cyn, I know your weird fantasy about your big brother getting railed, while you sit in the cuckchair
No.14271
Anonymous
Replies:>>14272
Image:172194615030.png(966kB, 1000x1300)172118797971.png
>>14269
It means ur a feget anony-poo.
>>14270
The cuck chair is permanently occupied by V. Cyn will have to find her own.
>>14268
>She loves it.
>N hates it because of the creepy mascots.
No.14272
Anonymous
Replies:>>14273
>>14271
>It means ur a feget anony-poo.
NOOO DONT YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU MADE FUN OF SOMEONE ONLINE NOOOO
No.14273
Anonymous
Replies:>>14274
Image:172194695225.jpg(71kB, 939x716)1707366657250695.jpg
>>14272
The fool that you are to think that I am that wretched drawfaggot.
In reality.

It was *ME*. A TOTALLY RANDOM ANON WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS!
No.14274
Anonymous
>>14273
SMUG gremlin needs CORRECTION
No.14275
Anonymous
Replies:>>14297
Image:172194704614.png(407kB, 1050x1280)alice banjo 4 screentime rev1-2.png
>>14224
NTA.
Here's an old Alice with a banjo.
No.14276
Anonymous
Replies:>>14281
Image:172194746398.jpg(581kB, 2048x1833)GTQmDecaYAAncgK.jpeg
No.14277
Anonymous
Image:172194784280.png(53kB, 904x717)wordshurt.png
>I am that wretched drawfaggot.
Ouch
No.14278
Anonymous
>>14277
it's okay
i still love you ;)
No.14279
Anonymous
>>14277
Yes you are, himedashi
No.14280
Anonymous
Replies:>>14292
Image:172194844279.png(344kB, 2000x2000)IMG_3989.png
>>14227
Yeah
No.14281
Anonymous
>>14276
I hate the fact that they could all realistically do this.
No.14282
Anonymous
>>14277
I love you.
No.14283
Anonymous
I miss those old nationality Drones, and how the Balkans Drones would fight each other, those were fun, only lasted a couple of days.
No.14284
Anonymous
Replies:>>14285
>>14283
What about outpost just hating eachother
No.14285
Anonymous
Replies:>>14286
>>14284
That would be also be fun
No.14286
Anonymous
>>14285
It would be just a red vs blue scenerio
No.14287
Anonymous
Image:172195090026.png(1.45MB, 3507x1806)1700230999600805.png
>>14286
Red vs Blue with a side of DD's who don't care what uniform you're wearing, you all taste the same thrown into the mix.
No.14288
Anonymous
>>14287
They would act like freelancer, now I want a Carolina DD or tex DD
No.14289
Anonymous
>>14287
Trench warfare between two Drone factions only to have their fight broken up by a DD attack where they have to put their petty beef aside to combat them
No.14290
Anonymous
>>14289
Not a bad plot for a B-story. If worker drones cut off from an overseer generally start to imitate humans, horrible senseless warfare until something worse comes along would be on the table.
No.14292
Anonymous
Replies:>>14294
>>14280
>You put your arm in the water tank
>E-el coils around it and you pull it out
>"Ey boss."
>"Hey girl. Say ah."
>"Ah."
>"No, I mean open your mouth."
>"Ah. Aaaaaaah."
>You put a bake roll disk in her mouth and she eats it
>"New flavour. You like?"
>"I like. Another?"
>You feed her another, then put your arm back in the tank
>She gives your arm a squeeze as a sort of hug and then lets go of it

>>14283
Leave volatile cans of beans lie.
No.14294
Anonymous
Replies:>>14296
>>14292
Cute
>Serial Designation S is already dangerously close to being a neko-drone
What's she do as a weird drone-pet-thing?
No.14295
Anonymous
>>14286
>>14289
>They think fights are full of oil and lead
>Fight to death until one outpost survives
>It's nothing like that
>It's far more petty, nobody even remembers why the outposts started fighting
>We see an example of a "fight"
>One drone goes to the enemy's outpost, infiltrates inside of the place
>Goes to the control panel
>Instead of doing real harm he turns the microphone on
>"OUTPOST-2 FUCKING SUCKS"
>Lmao got 'em
>Proceeds to hack it to stay on and with nightcore music since everyone hates that
>Gets out
>Outpost-2 - 0
>Outpost-7 - 1
No.14296
Anonymous
>>14294
I don't usually pay attention to ocs. Art helps. Tell me about S.
No.14297
Anonymous
>>14150
Idk anon
>>14152
Ke
>>14161
ke
>>14224
I didn't hear Dixie in a few weeks, will make that one definitely, the other two Doll ones too just fon't expect anything very soon, I asked for requests while at work, I'm too tried now, I'll just post it whn it's ready, prob this weekend
>>14275
I remember that one, very cute piece
No.14298
Anonymous
Replies:>>14300
Image:172195242199.jpg(1.26MB, 4856x6298)serial_designation_s_wants_uppies.jpg
>>14296
She's one of E's friends. Her deal is that she's kinda kuudere and occasionally has bouts of cat-like behavior.
No.14299
Anonymous
Replies:>>14302
Image:172195245673.png(558kB, 2480x1653)S and R.png
>>14296
She's the one on the right
No.14300
Anonymous
Replies:>>14301
>>14298
I swear I also had one of her chasing a laser pointer around but I can't find it now.
No.14301
Anonymous
Image:172195265499.png(79kB, 1192x947)2023-12-23 16 08 15.png
>>14300
Nvm I found it
No.14302
Anonymous
>>14299
I can't not see her as Pepper Ann's sister Moose.
Pepper Ann S04E04 Miss Moose AAC2 0 1080p WEBRip x265 PoF hevcmp4youtube thumb
No.14303
Anonymous
Image:172195507115.jpg(166kB, 2048x969)1721942333678988.jpg
Was posted in the trash thread, like or hate human versions, but I love the Alice versions
No.14304
Anonymous
Replies:>>14305
>>14303
> spot the OC
No.14305
I am guilty of this too
>>14304
They always have a sword or a weird name that's just a word for something.
No.14306
Anonymous
Replies:>>14308
>>14303
As far as humanizations go, this Alice is pretty peak
No.14307
Anonymous
>>14305
>>14305
>Just like Nori's totally-not-self-insert OC
No.14308
Anonymous
Image:172195668657.jpg(487kB, 1080x1352)Screenshot_2024-06-24-04-58-23-175_com.instagram.android-edit.jpg
>>14306
Talking of Alice humanizations, I zhink this one was never posted here before, but it made my week back when I found it
No.14309
Anonymous
Replies:>>14322
Image:172195689887.jpg(111kB, 1080x1218)1715301434849318.jpg
>>14305
No sword yet, but yes to weird name.
Coming up with good names is hard.
No.14310
Anonymous
Replies:>>14311
The game is unbalanced, there's like 3 Sword fighters! THAT'S TOO MANY! MURDER DRONES THREAD BRAWL IS DEAD!
No.14311
Anonymous
>>14310
Fighting games are shit
Play Total War: Oogi instead
No.14312
Anonymous
Image:172195736714.png(5.31MB, 2300x3200)116996683_p0.png
what does drone milk taste like
No.14313
Anonymous
Replies:>>14323
>>14312
Coolant. It will kill you
No.14314
Anonymous
>>14312
100LL
No.14315
Anonymous
Replies:>>14317
Image:172195748740.gif(2.64MB, 380x360)1698678600221333.gif
>>14151
>>14157
>>14159
Literally me...
Am I gonna make it bros? Never broke a boen, conaume lot of milk, shame it doesn't matter cause Alice is not real.
No.14316
Anonymous
Replies:>>14324
>>14312
I don't know, you should let me try some so I can check.
No.14317
Anonymous
>>14315
>Oogi Gear Solid
How does this connect?
No.14318
Anonymous
>>14317
Fuckin mystiped the post, the oogi gear solid is disconnected, gpodnight now
No.14319
Anonymous
Image:172195836294.jpg(73kB, 735x577)b6ce47d8577c7053766184307addfe00.jpg
>>14312
70000 calories of nanite malk ≈ 48.3 georgia mud fudge blizzard from dairy queen
No.14320
Anonymous
>>14312
20 billion calories in one milliliter
No.14321
Anonymous
>>14318
Silly hooman, Oogi has pockets in everything. Oogi rules da world
No.14322
Anonymous
Replies:>>14330
>>14309
I hate the naming conventions about robots having 1337fied words for serials or superheroes/villains being born with names that allude to the identities they will eventually assume as a result of unforseen complications. Just give your drone a serial, a normal name or a nickname.
No.14323
Anonymous
>>14313
Not if I don't feel like it
No.14324
Anonymous
>>14316
I agree
No.14325
Anonymous
>>14317
hes already a demon
No.14326
Anonymous
Replies:>>14327
>>14318
>Heh, kept humie wa- waiting uhhh kept humie waiting ha... uh... wine?
>God DAMMIT why did we think hiring Oogis would make games cheaper, get the FUCK out
>Can Oogi have berri now for Boogi?
No.14327
Anonymous
>>14326
Damn diversity hires
No.14328
Anonymous
>>14327
It's there fault for getting the one species on the planet that doesn't know what sex is. If they hired Oogi for like a farming game or shooter then they'd excell at it, seriously the stuff that they're capable of in the right circumstances is extraordinary
No.14329
Anonymous
>>14328
>Or shooter
resident boogi
No.14330
Anonymous
>>14322
>robots having 1337fied words for serials
> IC-0N
> IC-313N

also had a dumb cube OC idea with just a name: IC-8N
> ICBN = ICBM
> 8N = BN = Ben
master exploder cube boy named Ben
No.14331
Anonymous
>>14327
>Oogversiy Hires
No.14332
Anonymous
Replies:>>14337
>>14328
>The concept of reproduction or sex is alien to Oogis, due to the fact they just spawn into existence
>If you sat an Oogi down and showed it porn, it wouldn't be able to comprehend it, it would either feel immense confusion or laugh thinking it's hilarious
>It's the equivalent of making a goldfish write a story about walking down the street
No.14333
Anonymous
How would J react if V, and then N, disappeared without a trace?
No.14334
Anonymous
>>14333
She would brand them as traitors and use her totally real and working radio to ask for assistance
No.14336
Anonymous
Replies:>>14349
>>14333
You've posed this question at least 3 times, give it a rest.
No.14337
Anonymous
>>14332
>Giving up you show them a picture of an Enn
>que
humina humina awooga eyes pop out hits head with hammeryoutube thumb
No.14338
Anonymous
>>14337
>They begin to aggressively mlem the picture
No.14339
Anonymous
>>14337
>Its nothing sexual, its just your Enn playing with his favorite ball
>The Oogi has been licking your phone going "mlem, mlem" for 2 minutes
No.14340
Anonymous
Image:172196290633.png(27kB, 661x664)1705136586933.png
TELL ME ABOUT JANE
WHY DOES SHE SMELL LIKE ASS
No.14341
Anonymous
>>14340
Because I just shoved her up there
No.14342
Anonymous
>>14340
She hasn't had a proper shower in years, anon
No.14344
Anonymous
Do you think JCJenson had any real competitors? Like how Coke is the "enemy" of Pepsi
No.14345
Anonymous
>>14344
Maybe in a Coke VS Pepsi way where Coke absolutely dominates the market while Pepsi is just kinda there. I don't think they had any real competitors.
No.14346
Anonymous
>>14232
>Thinking a insane greytider filled with hate and anger would feel scared in any way
Switch would smike maniacally and strike first if E makes any provocative gesture towards her, this'll just be yet another tuesday for her with a side of british DD meat for dinner.
No.14347
Anonymous
>>14340
She smells like sweat, guilt, depression, and regret
No.14348
Anonymous
Image:172196510968.jpg(34kB, 736x621)1697151463520600.jpg
>>14346
You are trying way to hard man, i could cut myself on this shitty edge
No.14349
Anonymous
>>14336
Never
No.14350
Anonymous
>>14346
Also she wouldn't hurt E's boss since he's still human unless he gives her a reason to. One thing she could do is mess with him just so see his reaction like playing pranks on him or just saying something ridiculous.
No.14351
Anonymous
Replies:>>14355
Imagine if it turns out that Nori had an affair with Doll’s father and that Uzi is Doll’s half sister.
No.14352
Anonymous
>>14346
I love you man
No.14353
Anonymous
Replies:>>14356
>>14346
Is this before or after she tortures Jane and hangs her from her own entrails?
No.14354
Anonymous
Replies:>>14360
Image:172196585043.gif(2.56MB, 480x480)1629341008536.gif
>>14348
Okay so I'm not the only one then
No.14355
Anonymous
>>14351
Is the whole "Uzi and Doll are actually related" meme-spiracy still actually a thing or is it just a historical footnote at this point?
No.14356
Anonymous
Replies:>>14357
>>14353
I don't think she would know who Jane is in the office AU.
No.14357
Anonymous
>>14356
It's something he said earlier about what would happen if Switch met Jane.
No.14358
Anonymous
>>14357
Considering nothing bad really happened in the office AU, and that means Jane betraying her squad for the solver and is just a depressed girl, Switch would be more friendly towards her.
No.14359
Anonymous
>>14357
Switch is cute
No.14360
Anonymous
>>14354
It's the same as with T. Both are poor characters with only a single defining trains that were (for their respective times) pushed into discussion far too much.
No.14361
Anonymous
Replies:>>14365
>>14360
I don't like comparing OCs but no. I never did any of that with T because I know it would be edgy as fuck, the closest would be him being foiled by plot-armor but even then it was a joke filled scenario with a literal deep-fryer
No.14362
Anonymous
Replies:>>14365
>>14360
Dude she was my first OC and I just like talking about her though I do have some ideas for others if I didn't procrastinate so much about them.
No.14364
Anonymous
Replies:>>14366
>>14363
I wonder what Henryanon did too. Because I thought it was shit. No clue how he got so many people sucking his dick over that rick and morty OC.
No.14365
Anonymous
>>14361 (me)
As I look back on it more, I wonder what exactly HenryAnon did right. He was an inspiration to me on the idea of having an antagonistic character, but then of course I overshoot my shot and it became a massive mess.
>>14362
Hey I understand where you're coming from, you created something you love and want to share it. The issue is though is that sometimes your responses for Switch comes off as too murderhobo-ish and overpowered? Look I don't know what I'm saying, ultimately as I've learned OC match-ups are stupid since the outcome won't please everybody
No.14366
Anonymous
>>14364
I think it was just the character being extremely hateable and getting his comeuppance one dose at a time.
No.14367
Anonymous
Replies:>>14368
>>14365
I don't get why T always gets attacked for being the edgelord OC when Switch is 500× the edgelord.
No.14368
Anonymous
Replies:>>14505
Image:172196858665.jpg(247kB, 1200x930)T.A.M.M.F.K.jpg
>>14367
Honestly I think it all comes from his design and ONE terrible greentext I wrote when I was trying to sharpen my writing on fight scenes. It was so terrible in fact, that I never wrote him fighting ever again, think it was one of the earliest while his design was still not completely worked out
No.14370
Anonymous
>>14365
>murderhoboish and overpowered
35:52 here is honestly how it feels for me every time I read a Switch-related post, except without the humor.
Battletech/Mechwarrior Lore - TEX TALKS BATTLETECH: The Blackjack - GM's OKAYEST PRODUCTyoutube thumb
No.14371
Anonymous
Image:172196932102.png(11kB, 663x635)YIP.png
Oh Edgy OCs huh? You want to see an Edgy OC do ya?!
Alright lets get nuts, this is my new OC, Mister Ficklepuss Jr!
Dont fucking mess with him he will end you
No.14372
Anonymous
>>14371
Damn right I wouldn't mess with him, look at those teeth! They're made for crushing bone and steel beams!
No.14373
Anonymous
>>14371
Whos Mister Ficklepuss SR?
No.14374
Anonymous
>>14371
Timmy Turner looking ass
No.14375
Anonymous
Image:172196957073.jpg(264kB, 1920x1085)trung-cao-max-5.jpg
Alright, new crackship: Alice x Deer 315
No.14376
Anonymous
Replies:>>14378
>>14371
I can hear Alvin and The Chipmunks music playing in my mind as I look at this.
No.14377
Anonymous
>>14344
The government, which is why they canonically have strategically placed human sized shredders to dispose of them (and whistleblowers) in the piece of worldbuilding that comes with the IRL pen.
No.14378
Anonymous
Replies:>>14380
>>14376
That's his power, duh! He's a fucking psychic/telepath/whatever is cool! He actually out-psychic'd Fugue and then fucking ate him! He's that strong!
No.14379
Anonymous
Image:172197055734.jpg(88kB, 715x1024)1721353384108814m.jpg
>>14371
Bro think he can't beat doll being the colored beanie hat with a propeller and holding a lollipop, drone
No.14380
Anonymous
>>14378
>Be me
>Google up some of the music from the Alvin and The Chipmunks cartoons that were on TV when I was little to make another joke post
>Realize how weird it is to have a bunch of characters that are canonically children singing shrill versions of some of the thirsty-ass rock songs of the 80s and 90s
The Chipmunks - She Got Legsyoutube thumb
So this is like psychological warfare then?
No.14381
Anonymous
Replies:>>14382
>>14371
>The missing link between Pillbaby & Drone
No.14382
Anonymous
>>14381
Destroy the child
No.14384
Anonymous
Image:172197105814.png(236kB, 857x762)Screenshot 2024-07-25 221527.png
Predictions?
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxZlG6igtL_cSt8XwhCuLuhQAuf0jOAipo
No.14385
Anonymous
Replies:>>14386
>>14384
Not pictured: N getting a sloppy blowjob from Pomni on the other side of the screen.
No.14386
Anonymous
Replies:>>14416
Image:172197161571.jpg(19kB, 267x274)1352326414040.jpg
>>14385
>The meta-shipping has begun
God help us all
No.14387
Anonymous
Replies:>>14391
>>14384
>"We've decided to cancel Murder Drones episode 8 and instead focus all efforts on thr Digital Circus!"
No.14388
Anonymous
>>14384
Nothing relating to Murder Drones
No.14389
Anonymous
Replies:>>14471
Image:172197226661.png(233kB, 1444x1241)Drone Waifu.png
>>14348
>waifufag can't handle that his noncanon friendly disassembly drone buddy would ultimately job in some way as most disassembly drones we've seen in the show have
Sissy.
No.14390
Anonymous
Why are all drawfags and writefags cursed with depression
No.14391
Anonymous
Replies:>>14393
>>14387
Imagine how disastrous it would have been if they had actually done this with how normalfags instantly dropped it and moved onto the next flavor of the month.
No.14392
Anonymous
>>14390
I'm not
No.14393
Anonymous
Image:172197272653.jpg(96kB, 1600x1600)61ygpIdab-L.jpg
>>14391
Look I love Murder Drones and all but the level of palpable jealousy that spews out when TADC gets mentioned should be studied for its benefits to society.
No.14394
Anonymous
We need a Clown Drone Girl to one-up the TADC people. NOW!
No.14395
Anonymous
Replies:>>14397
>>14394
Make it yourself
No.14396
Anonymous
Replies:>>14399
No.14397
Anonymous
>>14395
HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT I HAVE TO DO ANY WORK!
No.14398
Anonymous
Replies:>>14404
Image:172197321001.png(112kB, 829x803)Cyn Pomni Costume.png
>>14394
Drawfags already dronified
No.14399
Anonymous
Replies:>>14403
>>14396
How is Elf a clown?
No.14400
Anonymous
Replies:>>14414
>>14390
There have been studies that link mental unwellnes, and mental disorders with creativity, I do not know how that works but I know it does, when I had depression I used to write things at least 3 times better than the things I write now... I still prefer not having depression but it is interesting
No.14401
Anonymous
Replies:>>14405
Image:172197327069.png(35kB, 891x830)ithinkthatuhyouuh.png
So you want a clown OC huh
No.14402
Anonymous
>>14394
She would just be pomni, but instead her kind was transfer into a drone body
No.14403
Anonymous
Replies:>>14407
>>14399
Discover it by fucking her, if it does a 'honk' noise you will know
No.14404
Anonymous
Replies:>>14406
Image:172197334682.jpg(640kB, 4038x4096)Pomni Drone.jpg
>>14398
No.14405
Anonymous
Replies:>>14409
>>14401
I CAN'T FUCK THIS! I WANT CLUSSY!
No.14406
Anonymous
Image:172197358206.jpg(174kB, 1638x2048)Pomni V.jpg
>>14404
No.14407
Anonymous
>>14403
I tried this but all she did was cry. Did I mess up?
No.14408
Anonymous
Image:172197367755.jpg(79kB, 469x594)POINT TO A HOLE FOR IT OR I SHALL.jpg
>>14407
Not at all, my good Man!
No.14409
Anonymous
Replies:>>14412
Image:172197369289.png(487kB, 502x791)fffffffff.png
>>14405
No.14410
Anonymous
>>14407
Nigga.... There is a difference in fuck, and rape, you raped her, and because of that I will torture you to death when I find you in prison
No.14412
Anonymous
>>14409
I still can't but this time because it borders on legality and morality
No.14413
Anonymous
Replies:>>14474
>>14410
Elf and all pre-collapse Worker Drone girls are for rape and I'm tired of pretending they're not
No.14414
Anonymous
Replies:>>14418
>>14400
I don't actually consider myself a good writer, mainly because if I was, I'd be making a living off of writing acceptable fantasy rather than writing greentexts about human men fucking robots.
Still, writing those shitty stories makes me feel more alive than usual. I can't say it's a passion because I've never had a genuine passion for anything.

One thing I will say is the entire idea of making something to vent is bullshit. I wrote a vent story and it didn't make me feel any better.
No.14415
Anonymous
>>14410
Prison? My boss congratulated me for "Putting that toaster in her place", whatever that means.
No.14416
Anonymous
>>14386
I want to see a ship between 029 and jax if we based this on same voice actors.
No.14417
Anonymous
Replies:>>14424
>Jane is now in Mexico
No.14418
Anonymous
Replies:>>14427
>>14414
I have written some vent stories and made me feel better, also erotica writers exist
No.14419
Anonymous
Replies:>>14420
>>14415
Wait, aren't you in Proxima Centauri B?
No.14420
Anonymous
Replies:>>14423
>>14419
Nope. Earthchad.
No.14421
Anonymous
Image:172197439997.png(259kB, 2124x1156)Drone Drop Tests.png
>>14415
Hail Anton!
No.14422
Anonymous
Replies:>>14430
Remember, N was originally supposed to be British
No.14423
Anonymous
Replies:>>14428
>>14420
Here that shit is illegal, earth is a shithole with backwards views, here drones have actual rights... We wiped the aliens but they had it coming
No.14424
Anonymous
>>14417
>She has liver and her shins stolen.
>Now she can't drink and is downgraded from 6'1 to 5'7 in height.
No.14425
Anonymous
Replies:>>14426
>John is now in Chicago
No.14426
Anonymous
>>14425
He's not surviving
No.14427
Anonymous
>>14418
I'd imagine it works well for a lot of people, just not for me for whatever reason.
>also erotica writers exist
I won't pretend shame is a factor here, but I have no practical experience in the field, and I feel like there's only so many ways you can write people fucking before you run out of ideas.
No.14428
Anonymous
Replies:>>14429
>>14423
>There are pro-drone fags ITT
Well, if it makes you feel any better I decided to make it up to Elf by buying her a new suit. Mostly because her old one really smelled and it was hard to work with her.
No.14429
Anonymous
Replies:>>14435
>>14428
Still want to kill you by the way, don't come to proxima Centauri B
No.14430
Anonymous
>>14422
Make sense, he from Australia
No.14431
Anonymous
Replies:>>14446
Image:172197536746.png(731kB, 1023x642)jiequans wisdom.png
>>14390
>Why are all drawfags and writefags cursed with depression
No.14432
Anonymous
Image:172197544313.png(336kB, 616x353)1721975288753101.png
MD ocs RPG but its this
Whose who? What would be the paths?
(I feel like John would be Nicole for some reason)
No.14433
Anonymous
Replies:>>14434
>>14432
I have no idea what this is
No.14434
Anonymous
>>14433
Yeah I'm with this guy. I have no clue about any of this.
No.14435
Anonymous
Replies:>>14436
>>14429
The "peaceful and tolerant" drone-rights activists everyone!
No.14436
Anonymous
Replies:>>14439
>>14435
I ain't an activists, and in jail for a reason dumbfuck
No.14437
Anonymous
I swear things are getting worse all the time. I saw an N unit in pink selling his body on the street corner
No.14438
Anonymous
Replies:>>14442
Image:172197660606.png(140kB, 676x428)171909591262.png
>>14437
Prostitute? Or is he making sausage from his regenerating organs? Either way, tell me where.
No.14439
Anonymous
Replies:>>14440
>>14436
Gimme your cell number and maybe I'll send you a postcard of me and Elf having some fun.
No.14440
Anonymous
>>14439
Fuck you, I will get out and get your ass
No.14441
Anonymous
Replies:>>14443
Image:172197689641.gif(1.19MB, 373x373)1718592178640.gif
Don't worry guys, nobody's raping Elf.
Right now, she's somewhere where no harm can come to her, and she can do no harm to anyone.
No.14442
Anonymous
>>14438
Prostitute, he offered to suck my dick for 50 dollars. Anyways the street is 1313 Mockingbird Lane
No.14443
Anonymous
Replies:>>14447
>>14441
Holy shit, it's Elf (forma de cubo)
No.14444
Anonymous
>>14437
Womp womp
No.14446
Anonymous
Replies:>>14449
>>14431
I wonder Yi and Tessa would get along
No.14447
Anonymous
>>14443
No puede ser, mexicano detectado
No.14449
Anonymous
Replies:>>14452
>>14446
If by get along you mean sending her to the human processing line, then yes.
Yi teaching Uzi esoteric Fangshi cultivator bullshit is better.
No.14452
Anonymous
Replies:>>14453
>>14449
Yeah, wonder shuanshuan would take interest on drones, and Uzi would probably hate solarians like humans
No.14453
Anonymous
Replies:>>14454
>>14452
In a crossover situation, drones would likely take the place of the humans on New Kunlun.
Thinking about it, Uzi would actually be Shonnong. With her abandoning the bunker and exploring New Kunlun to try to prove herself.
Who would be Shuanshuan though?
No.14454
Anonymous
Replies:>>14456
>>14453
Since a crossover scenerio it should be still shuanshuan, and also maybe N would be like those humans goumang have
No.14455
Anonymous
Image:172197941409.jpg(218kB, 748x664)IMG_20240726_153635.jpg
No.14456
Anonymous
>>14454
A crossover between them in my eyes would be
>New Kunlun shows up to Earth
>Only to discover that Earth is completely gone, replaced by the singularity
>Checking around other planets they find more of the same until Copper-9
>Capturing and dissecting a couple drones reveals that their cores will make a good substitute for human brains
>They modify the human livestock pens to resemble Copper-9/Outpost-3 then secretly capture all the drones and move them into the pens
N would probably make a good substitute for Shuanshuan. But mixing DD's and WD's in the same pens probably wouldn't go very well.
No.14457
Anonymous
Replies:>>14459
>>14456
Oh god, they are doing the same mistakes like humans
No.14458
Anonymous
Replies:>>14459
>>14456
Why Don't they just remake the reverse engineer the core no drone needed just there core
No.14459
Anonymous
Replies:>>14460
>>14457
Yeah. Eigong would eventually discover the Solver and start studying it. Eventually coming to the conclusion that it's the secret to immortality and ascension.
She would deliberately infect herself/her Fusang implant with it to become the main host.
Final fight is Uzi and Yi working together to defeat her. Yi protects Uzi from Eigong's anime bullshit, Uzi protects Yi from Eigong's Solver powers.
>>14458
Because then the crossover wouldn't work lol. Solarians already have fully sapient AI.
No.14460
Anonymous
Replies:>>14461
>>14459
Maybe Eigong would be like cynwalker but thank to solarian bullshit Eigong control her body back from the solver, and what about the roots interacting with the solver?
No.14461
Anonymous
Replies:>>14462
>>14460
Eigong had enough will to control the Tianhuo corruption. Maybe since Tianhuo spawned from the divine tree of life then it counts as godly? I don't really know how that would stack up against an outer god like the Solver.
Not that the Solver would want to control her or fuck with her plans. Given the divine shit Fusang has and that supposedly the souls of all deceased Solarians are in it, then the Solver would probably be pretty happy to infect it.
It'd also get some cool Solarian tech it can assimilate to upgrade its DD's.
No.14462
Anonymous
>>14461
It would create some new diassembly models from the solarian robots instead, and also can you even fight a DD?
No.14463
Anonymous
Replies:>>14464
I was gonna play that game once I found a place to nab it, but if I can learn the entire plot from posts here I'll just do that instead.
No.14464
Anonymous
>>14463
I probably should've spoiled all my posts. Sorry, my bad.
No.14465
Anonymous